[YTP] BE A FOOL ABOUT FIRE SAFETY
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2022
- I'm clearly going to hell, where there's gonna be a lot of FIRE!
Original "Be Cool About Fire Safety" VHS source: • Be Cool About Fire Saftey
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I'm having back problems and all this laughing is making it worse! It was worth it!
Sorry to hear that, buddy. Glad to hear from you again, though. Get well soon, man.
Your recreations always make me laugh
holy crap its been so loooong! :)
I don't know where you've been, but I hope you're doing good Rad
Nice to see you're still around!
The part where the kid's trying desperately to tell his neighbor that his house is on fire, while the neighbor just makes noises into the telephone had me gasping for air.
my house is on fire!
GOODBYE!
I recognize the dude making the sounds! I don’t know his name but he was famous for being able to make wacky sounds. He even made a cameo in Spaceballs during the radar jamming scene
Same that part had me cry-laughing so hard I snorted. This video premiered at like 5am here so the neighbours must think I'm a fucking lunatic.
Bruh that shit has me dead😂😂😂😂😂
@@theAmazingJunkman almost sure it was Michael Winslow, really liked him in the police academy movies back in the mid/late 80s.
What I learned
-a house is not a building
-don't nut
-don't go outside if you want to get burned
-stop, drop and rick roll
Also, make sure your family has a terrible plan for fire safety. 🔥
@@AlienHavok_1211 *Be cool!*
Also, if you see a lighter or matches you have to touch them.
Don't forget to crap outside.
And don't put eggs up your butt.
"Don't be afraid of fire; be afraid of us" is by far the most threatening thing I've heard from a first responder.
Actually the most threatening thing any first responder has ever said has to be “honey I’m home”
José Hydrant: Get away!
Fireman: _(sighs)_
Oh Lord no....
@@aaron3408what
The dad making slurping sounds on the phone as the kids are screaming for help might be one of the funniest things ever. Also “my house is on fire!” “GOODBYE”
A good way to deal with someone who nags
“AAAY-AAAY-AAAY”
@@lukejensen9933"Pingas Pingas Pingas"
@@stefanopalmeri5411 "Quick! What's the number for 911?" [confused baby noises]
@@nachosrule6985
"Wine-wine-wi-wine"
You don't know anything.
4:44 "Fire safety. It doesn't matter. just have a gun." The most American thing I have heard in a while.
Pew Pew Pew
Now that’s how you truly put out fires, just shoot them!
My momma told me, "Son, always be a baby. Don't ever be a gun."
@@UnanimousDelivers Were you just a baby boy?
Pew pew peeeeeeeeeew
Do you know how to make a YTP that doesn't go hard?
No, you don't. I'll bet you don't.
Love the both of you. ❤️
Most CS188 videos are made from wood, trees, and paper. Chemicals sluls sos
Well, you don't know anything!
You always have to show up and ruin everything, don't you? Why can't you just leave us alone?
@@PeetaMellarkisthebest but the main ingredient is the same: a mammoth
“Go tell ya parents, they’re disgusting” God this freakin’ killed me 💀😂😂😂
i cannot believe that after 12 years, a high school diploma, a bachelor's degree, and an entire lockdown i still get starry-eyed when i hear JOJ and HOH SIS in succession of each other 😤😤
JOJ and HOH SIS are eternal
With your diploma and degree, have you got a good JOJ?
@@DanHarrisonKing whatever it takes to get the joj
CoC SoS
Never let your sense of humor die for the sake of "being mature"
"It's not *our* job if *you* started the fire" and "don't be afraid of fire, be afraid of us" are hilarious
I mean, CS did that to be funny, yes, but he also has a point; if YOU started the fire, YOU should try to put it out before it spreads out of control (unless it already has spread out of control). Don’t force other people to risk their lives for YOUR mistakes unless it’s your only option.
"It's not our job if you started the fire" has peak Karen energy.
-Hydré Hoseant
Stop drop and rickroll
@@nathanielcoleman5694 ... what the fuck lmao
"Go tell your parents I need CMOS batteries!" That's the kind of completely unexpected word splicing I love.
Doubly funny when you'veh ad to deal with a computer that can't keep the time for some goddamn reason...
This felt like a celebration of roughly 20 years of RUclips Poop.
- Billy Mays
- Spadinner
- JoJ & other mirrored words
- Obscure 90s special and ads
- "Where there's smoke, they pinch back"
It may or may not have been intended this way, but it absolutely pulled it off. I tip my hat, CS, you helped push the medium forward and I personally salute you for being at this for so long.
2:20 "Never touch eggs"
*Gaston doesn't like this*
*sad howtobasic noises*
Glibert Gottfried's inflection makes the sentence mixing seemingly flawless.
I envision Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Dresher having an argument.
I read infection and was very confused! 😅
@@sara.rae08 that's why you gotta cover your mouth ;)
The man was God's gift to Comedy in every way
This video is exactly what Gilbert would have wanted as long as people enjoy it and laugh at it
Yes
Rest in peace Gilbert I wanted to hear more about the mister beast burger as a flesh light
:(
And yes correct
I believe it.
4:27 he barley had to edit the dad bro already comedy gold 😭😭😭😭
"My house is on fire!" Immediately followed by "GOODBYE!" had me sounding like a dying bird 😂
We never forget you, Gilbert. Never ever.
He's the voice of all the smoke detectors in the homes of heaven.
@@cian.o and all the buildings because a house is not a building
He never failed to get the joj done.
*YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!*
“Dad it’s Billy it’s an emergency!!”
*sucking noises*
“My house is on fire!!”
*SUCKING NOISES INTENSIFIES*
"Well, I'M having an emergency;
MY ASS IS NUTS!!"
"Oh and the washing machine, oh forget about the washing machine!"
fire diarrhea
Never keep eggs up your butt🤣🤣
"That's terrible..."
5:46 It's like he was about to tell us some heartwarming advice, and then proceeds to tell us not to nut
5:12
"Because obviously, a house is NOT a building."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:23 Words to live by. "Never keep eggs up your butt." Thanks ridiculously buff fireman!
Don't forget, never keep your butt open and never touch eggs ❌🥚🥚
Or you'll be hella gross
Still a better illustration than Rob Liefeld.
"But no matter what, don't NUT. Don't NUT into a BUTT, it's strange-looking stuff."
That song has never been more appropriate than now
@@zaldenthemaniac988 and the grown up will be arrested
Gilbert Gottfried saying "too many toastahs", telling Skinner his house is burning, and saying "The more diarrhea I make, the more I smell it" is something I never knew I needed. Thank you so much for this.
R.I.P. Gilbert Gottfried
Birth: February 28, 1955 in Brooklyn, NY
Death: April 12, 2022 in Manhattan, NY
And singing part of "Sweating Bullets" by Megadeth
A video about fire with the word "Seymour" in it was a 100% probability of invoking steamed hams.
i’ll be transparent i dunno who he is
@@TudominotheGreat or Eggman’s theme from the first sonic the hedgehog game.
I can’t imagine the amount of pure will-power and self restraint it took CS to not make a F*** joke after hearing Chuck’s name 1:49 It’s just so solid and punctuated
Or "We're looking into the future, Chuck."
5:41 because 60% water inside us and we sacrifice to safe ourselves.
The smoke detector bleeping himself with his own beep was funny.
That wasn’t a beep that was souls screeching from hell
@@fyretnt Right, my bad
Stamp?
@@fireentertainment5 2:49
@@FoxBlocksHere “Hey Seymour! Holy shit! What the fuck are you doing?!”
"I'm in trouble. I've gotta eject!" -CS every time he sets off the smoke alarm during 4am pizza bagels
and this is why I don't livestream anymore
When pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime
Btw, hi, its been a while, i just realized while typing this that we used to talk up until i lost my old discord in 2020
@@cs188 ruclips.net/video/uCqygLBIwMU/видео.html
or is it the bagel?
@@cs188 what?
6:08 still the most powerful Sus I've ever heard
Clearly you haven't seen HOT DULLICIOUS PIZZA (or at least when you wrote this)
S0S 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
I love how the guy was trying to sing about fire safety at 4:37 but then the dad interrupted him by making more loud sucking noises so he was like "you know what fuck fire safety I give up"
Thanks for the informative video cs188! The next time a firefighter tries to save me from a burning building, I'll be sure to rickroll him for being so SUS
Oi is matt
sus joj
And don’t be afraid of fire, be afraid of firemen
@@harrisonmoore3841 *menacing breathing*
But don't you know? There's no better gift than the SUS
"Go tell your parents to tell you parents"
"What does that mean?"
*I don't know*
*Seymour coughing from smoke*
''It gives me a migraine headache sinking down to your level *OHOH* *OHOH* *OHOH*''
3:04 Involuntarily laughed the out of louds
''NO SHET!'' Seymour the Vietnam War expert 🗿🗿
The fire hydrant looking at the fire and saying he doesn't know what's going on is just the funniest thing. Don't know why.
He has one job. *One* job. And he's puzzled as to what to do.
Definitely my favourite character from the video. that dead expression in its eyes kills me
And, after trying (and failing) to spray out the fire, he ultimately quells the flames by... defecating outside the building, which took him hours to do.
*EH?*
And then he goes on to say that it isn't the fire fighters job to put out the fire and it's your job to try to put it out
@@galleryofrogues *fire intensifies around José*
"WE'LL CHECK BACK ON YOU LATER!"
"...eh?"
Not only did they put the fire out at 5:35, but they also transformed the colour of their sleeves
The best thing about the Rickroll joke at 7:38 is that it isn't even the start to Never Gonna Give You Up, it's the start to another Rick Astley song 'Whenever You Need Somebody'. Even if it's a joke about how similar it sounds at the start, it's still nice to see Astley's other songs get some representation.
"never keep eggs up your butt" i wish my chickens knew about this, theyre constantly shitting eggs
Actually true if you didn't know the same hole is used by chickens for eggs, feces, and urine.
@@murrmakesstuff9269 arent cloacas just wonderful (and yes that is the joke)
“We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty”
“What does that mean?”
“That means… you don’t call back!”
I’m losing my shit hahaha
It is a good tip though
That's his jooosh
@@Mockingjay1764 No it's his JOJ
Also, don't forget his *FIRE DIARRHEA!!*
@@Doodlebugthegoldenhamster “That’s my JoJ! HoH SiS!”
As someone who grew up watching this, with a dad who volunteered at the fire station, this is better than I could’ve ever imagined.
4:10 I died at this bit 😂
That's because his ass is nuts!
DAAAAAAAAAAD
4:04
The part with the dad on the phone just making obnoxious noises while his kids yell at him that theres an emergency sent me 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
That's not just any obnoxious noise, that's a grapefruit method if I ever heard one
Sus
@@Jeremy.Bearemy yup
*FUCK FIRE SAFETY*
I have pneumonia and reading that while the scene played in the background made me paint my wall with lung butter.
“never keep your butt open and never touch eggs”
well, there’s my weekend plans ruined.
4:17 really got me laughing
3:10 had me in tears! 🤣 POGGERS
Given Gilbert Gottfried's brand of humor, I could see him delivering some of these edited lines completely unironically as part of an act. Great tribute and RIP to the legend.
"where there is smoke they pitch back" words to live by
I saw that joke coming. But it still made me lose my shit lol
dont pinch Weegee
@@DudeClub07elevators yes i remember quite well
They pinch back, not pitch
*pinch back
5:03 *A L A B A M A*
Legend has it, that Jose Hydrant is still trying to put out that fire to this day.
We'll check on him later.
...... ehh?
"911! My house is on fire! GOODBYE!" The best part of the video. I laughed really hard hearing that.
Eyyyye!
"PANGUS PANGUS PANGUS-"
4:43
Doesn’t even give the kid a chance to tell 911 his address, he just grabs the phone and screams “GOODBYE” and hangs up
yayayay
Gilbert has singlehandedly told the greatest Aristocrat joke ever and he will be missed.
RIP Gilbert.
F
That man could wield the Aristocrat joke in almost mystical ways. Like making a full recovery after a poorly timed 9/11 joke and winning back the entire audience
@@Sonichero151 Winning back an entirely new generation as well.
Aristocrat joke?
@@knightofficer Look it up on RUclips. Gilbert was the finest practitioner of that joke.
I hate to say this, but the nostalgia critic/doug walker has one of the best aristocrat jokes I have ever seen, just because of how cringy and weird he is
0:18 Words of wisdom
7:00 I died at that part bc of laughter
I woke up my whole house laughing!
Rest in piece Gilbert Gottfried
Even if the fire is put out, I’m still 100% unsatisfied with my fire department
You'll have to do it all over again
It’s not their fault the joj is never over
@@UnfixedCrayfish What the fuck, Westley?!
Surprisingly, I remember watching this only once in Elementary school. Almost 20 years have passed since then, and I once again get to listen to "Stop, Drop & Roll." I believe we all can benefit from some nostalgia. May Gilbert Gottfried rest in peace.
I remember watching this video when I was probably 6. Completely forgot about it and hearing the song had me singing along a bit. Nearly 23 years ago hearing it.
Same! I couldn't believe it when I saw the thumbnail lol.
I think I probably saw this in Kindergarten.
I saw this back in kindergarten, along with some other PSAs I still remember
0:38 good advice
When there’s smoke they pinch back
This gave me a headache from laughing so hard. That part where that guy was just making noises into the telephone while that kid's house was on fire just made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight. I had tears strolling down my face from laughing so hard. That is the hardest I have laughed in a long time. I love your videos.
the “I POOPED INTO A BURNING HOUSE” joke got me dying lol
The "IT TOOK HOURS" part of that joke is what killed me
"Great! That was smart."
WOAH WOAH!
People poop in some weird places but that would be like the Evil Knievel of pooping in weird places.
IT TOOK HOURS! Damn dude, you need laxatives
"Mom, Dad the smoke detector needs a hand job."
and CMOS batteries
Happy Anniversary to this wonderful gem!
My friend showed me this a day after it was uploaded to help cheer me up when I was feeling deeply depressed. Needless to say, it and several other of cs188's 'Poops helped do the trick!
Cs188 cured my depression in 8 minutes
"Fire safety, it doesn't matter, just have a gun"
Pew pew pewwwww…..
"There should be more noise coming out of your parents bedroom later." Fucking GOLD.
They're into goatse. I'm scared.
"So tell your parents THEY'RE DISGUSTING!"
69th like😎
@@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT lmao.
That Sweating Bullets bit has to be one of the most clever jokes I've ever seen in over a decade of enjoying YTPs.
0:38
Narrator: RUclips Poop
Seymour: cause were there's smoke they pinch back
Everyone: Clever Very Clever
5:18 i wasnt ready for the double whammy
*DIC*
4:47 The pew pew pew was too much LOL!
It's taken from noisepuppet's "FimiF SaS DaD" YTP which I highly recommend watching if you've never seen it!
All guns are *LOLS*
“Fire Safety? It doesn’t matter. Just have a gun.”
*Pew pew pewwww*
“And if that don’t work use more gun”
3:29
Hydrè Hoseant
4:41 "Fuck fire safety!" Okay, I'll keep that in mind!
"Too many toasters" blasted me right back to my childhood.
RIP Gilbert. You will be missed
This was insanely well-made and was hilarious nonstop. I specifically loved the joke at 1:19, as well as when the dad making the weird sounds over the phone.
0:47 That face he makes when the “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty” thing plays is too funny 😭
I haven't had this much of a good laugh in a minute. That neighbor bit had me good especially when the kid panicked about his house being on fire. Rip Gilbert well miss you greatly.
I should not have watched this after getting 4 wisdom teeth out.
@@EximiusNovo Yes, that was unwise.
Sorry.
DIC
@@EximiusNovoI'm betting every giggle and wheeze left you in excruciating pain.
This was hilarious. I especially laughed at the part when Seymour said “there should be some more noise coming from your parents room later”
Ya gotta cover your mouth 'cause you're gonna catch Covid 19!
"Do you know your parents are into Goatse?"
"Eww!"
"It's disgusting!"
0:53
Rule of thumb
6:12 Bro is that Johnny Cage?
The Megadeth reference got the biggest laugh from me. Gilbert Gottfried's voice fits way to well with the song.
Also, RIP Gilbert Gottfried. This is probably one of your best works yet and he would be proud.
Came here to the comments hoping someone else knew the Megadeth reference, too
@@gilgameshmcballin Yep. "Sweating Bullets". Definitely one of my favorite songs by them.
I almost pissed myself when I heard it. Had to show my wife even though she hates YTP. Was like "ITS MEGADETH!!!!"
The part starting at 4:03 absolutely killed me
The way that guy's eyes turn into his mouth while talking about his weird vacuum cleaner was amazing
“You gotta go outside! Get out the door, and run outside! _GO OUTSIDE!_ Get the F*CK out the door and run outside! There’s gonna be a lot of smoke outside! DON’T GO OUTSIDE! If you are wanna get burned, you gotta learn to touch FIRE!”
R.I.P. Gilbert Gottfried.
Also… this YTP from cs188 may be a big joke, but fire safety must ALWAYS be taken seriously. Be cool about it!
Remember kids, always take a crap outside.
Contrary to popular belief, don't be a fool about fire safety.
Yeah, tell that to California…
not gonna take fire safety srsly tbh
⠀
"It gives me a migraine headache, sinking down to your level" Great Megadeth reference
0:50 thats actually some good advice.
Gilbert Godfrey.
a king of kings.
May his soul rest in peace for his beloved voice acting and comedy Act.
"We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty."
"What does that mean?"
"That means, you don't call back!"
That is indeed, sound advice.
3:16 "What's happening?"
Hydrant as the house burns down: "We're not sure!" 💀💀
"There should be more noise coming from your parents bedroom later" - w -
"We've all gotta poop outside to stop fires!" ~ Hydra Hoseant
I can't believe a YTP is how I found out that Gilbert Gottfried died. I am devastated. I'm like half crying and half laughing at the video. RIP 😞
"The gonad people ate all the ass." It's good to see you haven't lost that sparkle, cs. 9 seconds in and I'm already laughing my ass off.
THE DOODOO PEOPLE'S POOP HANDS
@@shoopdahoop2221 *the doodoo people's poop hands*
That noisepuppet segment was perfectly done.
One of my favorite ytps ever. I keep coming back to rewatch it 😆
Why is Gilbert's over exaggerated coughing so comedic
The fact that cs188 previewed this with us actually makes me love this even more!
1:41 has to be one of the smoothest edits I've ever heard. It legit sounds like he said that.
"grapefruit technique noises" great and also disgusting reference
7:28 KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'-
WHAT?
"Yup! That's my JooJ! HoH SiS!"
It's been years and this joke still gets me!
''do it all over again!'' -wesley
Literally made me scream out loud haha
i'm so sick of the hoh sis jokes man. every single time, he just does it all over again. he might as well have done it 15 times over again. im sure its stopping him from getting the joj done. 100% unsatisfied.
@@tongs197 🤣
@@tongs197 ''Go tell your parents to tell your parents''
Kid: 911! My house is on fire..!
Parent: Goodbye!
Imagine having all your household appliances make strange noises, and when you finally get to talk with the repairman after being on hold for 8 hours, your little fool of a neighbor sets his house on fire. The worst part, the firemen have to put out a fire they didn't start, and you didn't even get to tell the repairman about the blender going *AUGH*
I remember watching this as a kid in school. Oh lordy, this had me crying with laughter. RIP Gilbert Gottfried
IMO this is probably one of the funniest YTP's with the most random cast: Lindsey Lohan, Michael Winslow from Police Academy, Gilbert Godfrey and Little Richard shows up as himself singing "Stop, Drop and Roll" also. A 90's classic.