[YTP] BILLY DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE
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- Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025
- ANGRILLY MAYS HERE, BACK AGAIN FROM THE GREAT BEYOND!
My first Billy Mays video in what... over 5 years now?
Alternate titles:
[YTP] Billy Mays enjoys mouthwatering bodily functions
[YTP] Billy Mays wants to dismember your entire family
[YTP] Billy Mays discovers an aMAYSing world of questionable liquids
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Sentence mixing him to basically talk about his own death is fucking *wild* dude. Such a dark joke lmao
It’s surreal
I love it!
I don’t know much about what Billy Mays was like in real life, aside from the fact that he did a shit ton of cocaine, but I’d like to think that he’d get a kick out of this.
@@nygiantsfan6 probably
Over 16 years!!
With AI voicing now, sentence mixing is kinda a specialized craft. You can get Billy Mays to say whatever now, but working with the limits of someone's real recordings helps for story building... In youtube poops... Pingas. Keep the art alive.
Also, it’s way funnier hearing the different tones of voice altogether with sentence mixing. It also hits more seeing what a person can do with real voice recordings. You don’t get that if you just AI generate it!
Sentence mixing will always be far superior to AI generated voices imo, it has a lot more charm and it actually takes a bit of effort to make and a lot to master, you can usually tell how skilled a pooper is by how they sentence mix
Couldn't agree more
Every second put into this ytp has made me Laughing real hard
It’s like the difference between raising a cow, butchering it, and making real jerky versus going down to the gas station and picking up a bag of Jack Link’s.
The time and effort required make it so much better in the end.
Man came back from the dead just to roast us
"I have nothing to lose, because I've been six feet under the ground for over 14 goddamn years"
I swear there was another Billy Mays poop about him coming back from the dead and getting more profane overtime but this one blows it out of the water!
@@samtinkle9076i might be jumping the gun but this is probably the magnum opus of billy mays poops
He's just like Jesus, fr fr.
Didn’t expect him to talk about his own death that shit had me offguard
“That’s poggers” - Billy Mays, 2024
Twilight Sparkle pfp detected.
3:32
nice pfp...
Hi twilight
Ah, the sweet sultry sounds of BILLY MAYS SHOUTING really takes me back.
I don't remember commenting this
brothers, we unite
I remember first discovering YTP in 2011 when I was 13, lots of Billy Mays videos. The Big City Toilet, S****** Ladder
yea i definitely didnt say this
"BILLY MAYS also has built in ear-rape because I'm always SHOUTING"
"I don't have to watch the world go to hell in 2024" Billy was the lucky one.
Literally a couple weeks ago I was imagining a YTP where Billy looks at world events since he passed away and gets increasingly upset
We need him for president
Our current president is almost dead, so it’s not like a completely dead person would be much worse.
The man went out while he still could.
If you're tired of watching the world go to hell, you can always get the un-alive switch. It's the fast and easy way to end all your problems instantly, guaranteed.
It's unusual for a YTP to have a consistent tone or theme like this and I'm loving it. Off-the-rails Billy Mays is weirdly cathartic.
He can finally be himself
I couldn't stop laughing at this video. Billy knows he won't face consequences since he's dead so he just went fully crazy. Also I loved the "floor desantis" & "here in my garage" callback jokes. They really enhanced the video.
Ahhh thanks for clearing that up, I wondered why that guy was there.
I’m NOT EVEN 2 MINUTES IN AND IM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY 😭😭 THIS IS SO UNHINGED I LOVE IT
"I have nothing to lose because I have been 6 feet under the ground for 14 goddamn years!"
"I'm flipping off everyone, including your entire family!"
Doesn't make the situation any better good for you Billy. I hope to see you in the heavens.
this is how i find out he's been dead for over a decade
Relatable
Billy isn't fucking around with this one, great as always
3:49 This entire sentence is pure gold.
3:32 There's something so surreal about Billy Mays saying "That's poggers" considering how long he's been a YTP source for lol
5:45 "And now CS can't afford anything, not even paper towels to j*** off into"
If this isn't the best sales pitch I've ever heard I don't know what is.
That's how you relate to your target audience!
He should try my boss's carpet instead
Just use a pomeranian instead. They absorb whatever they don't eat outright.
The billy poops are returning! THE WORLD IS HEALING!
Hearing “that’s poggers” come from Billy Mays’ mouth is the realest kind of surreal experience I’m always looking for from CS188. Thank you.
Billy Mays the YTP GOAT
We needed this
Bro has carried youtube poops throughout its entire existence
U know in three months he would have been dead for fifteen years now
Cs188 the ytp goat right in front of deepercutt
Speaking of which, I kinda need to bring him back in my YTP as well.
20-year-old me could have never imagined that 30-year-old me would still be getting new cs188 RUclips Poops. Thank you.
1:36 “If this was your child, then you’ve gotta scrape them off my driveway right now”.
IT'S BILLY TIME
"Strippers attract Billy Mays LIKE A MAGNET!"
@@TimeSplitter1701The Un-Alive Switch almost bankrupted Billy Mays International when it was found to be illegal in some bullshit states
If the putty is Red you're sure to drop dead
Speaking of children, CS raped me as a kid! He told me not to tell anyone, but I'm done being silent!
3:45 I love how this source keeps periodically showing up and almost every CS188 YTP
Wiping your ass with a screw driver sounds like a terrible idea.
It's the way real men wipe their asses
@@cs188”And it gets the tough stuff!”
"but not really"
@@cs188use an auger like a true champion of mankind!
It beats using drills any day, that's for sure.
Almost 15 years after Billy's passing, and I love how we still honor his memory with YTP
I think this is his true legacy. He still brings joy to people in his own peculiar way.
I legit saw the mighty mend-it Billy Mays ad on TV just a few days ago, exact same ad from 08-09 it was surreal. First time seeing him on TV in over a decade. I miss Billy Mays, gone but never forgotten 🙏🌹
Me too!!! I was so surprised seeing an old ad on live tv in 2024!
Wow. I thought only the classic Tootsie Roll and Hershey Kiss ads never changed -- would not have believed a Billy Mays ad would air on today's TV… It'd be almost as morbid as seeing an Alex Trebek life insurance ad
it's cool but also kind of strange that they've been airing that ad again lately, it makes you wonder if the people who made that ad knew that Billy has seen a bit of a resurgence in terms of meme status within the past couple years
Billy Mays here, back from the dead to show you this amazing product!
I was glad to see him on TV again.
I have that *exact* dryer. The first time I run it, everything always come out a little damp. Then I run them again and they come out dry. I'm not even joking.
Thats legendary right there
Video: _Has a word with (ja) pronunciation in it_
CS188: Now this looks like a JoJ for me...
you need the JOJ
He gets the JoJ done right
Even the 15th millionth JoJ all over again.@@simonmullett6884
🎶 Now this looks like a _joj_ for me...
🎶 So everybody, just _follof_ me...
CS188 always gets the JoJ done
Verbally abused by Billy Mays and a jar guy reference. Absolutely top tier work
Sentence mixing is phenomenal as always, but this specific case is especially overkill. In the most awesome way possible!
I'll even say this paragraph mixing is 100% UNSATISFYING to listen to!
I like how you sentenced mixed and still kept the video track above instead of separating like in the old Billy Mays YTP days.
It goes really well with a longform "rant" style! For situations like this I see no point in separating the audio from the video.
It's hard to believe Billy Mays will have been gone for 15 years-as of this June. Thankfully, cs188 can keep the man alive with his golden YTPs.
Lovely anachronism. Unless I'm mistaken, Billy Mays YTPs are older than Uptown Funk, Ty Lopez ads, and Jack Black's octagon. But here they are all together in 2024.
"Actually, no more sex with anyone ever again [pause] but I bet you were already doing that."
CS just roasting alive his entire audience.
3:32 I didn't know I needed Billy Mays saying "That's poggers" but god damn it I needed that
I fucking died at that 😂❤
It's crazy to think that even nearly 15 years after his death we still haven't run out of ways to make Billy Mays cuss out the viewer.
this is art. not only are we still keeping Billy Mays memory alive, but CS is voicing his life frustrations through the material itself. a portrait of the artist.
Nothing like a Cs188 video to finish off a long week.
(2:05)
That "Speed Bump" sign really ties that joke together.
Nice to see Billy Mays again
Yep
Definitely! We Miss Billy Mays so much.
Nice to see windows XP xP lmao
Me too. Good to see Billy Mays as well.
watching modern cs is like watching someone's life fall apart due to alcoholism
My life is definitely falling apart but it's not due to alcoholism. Glad I'm sending the right vibes at least! 👍
Close, but alcoholism costs money, and clearly cs doesn’t have the money with what paper towels cost nowadays.
Goddamn you did not hold back, like Billy's aggression left me dead 💀
Just like the intro promised, so you got the joj done 👍
I love the leftover "SHING" sound right before he introduces the unalive switch.
Is it weird that I sometimes forget Billy Mays is dead?
"Billy Mays never died... He's just missing in action."
He's alive in our hearts
I never knew he died.
cs188 in 2011: "Billy's career in advertising hits an all time low"
cs188 in 2024: "Hold my Orange Glo"
This is solid traditional YTP. A lost art.
"You can control any alien anywhere."
*Unintelligible angry Swedish noises*
ANTI ALIEN ALARM
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
This is so off the rails, I love it, and this perfectly fits Billy.
I love how unapologetically honest and aggressive Billy Mays has gotten since his death. He just doesn't mince words anymore.
“JOJ JOJ JOJ Billy Mays doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you”
5:21
Billy not being here to watch the world go to hell in 2024 hit me harder than I thought it would
4:55 BRICK BY BRICK
SUCC MY..
"I've been dead for over 14 years." First of all, that was hilarious. Second of all, has it really been that long already? :(
After 5 years, it's nice you came back to him. I really laugh so hard on the entire thing everytime Billy goes nuts.
Haven't checked this channel in a few years and I saw this video pop up in my subscriptions page
Nothing has changed.
I am so damn happy nothing has changed.
Time to check what I've missed out on.
Getting to forget everything and watch Billy Mays go off the deep end like old times soothes the soul
This is probably your freakiest Billy Mays video to date, utterly unhinged, I love it.
“Are you tired of getting out of bed every morning just to be alive?” Yes billy…. Yes I am.
The old sources are the best sources, and I always like the callbacks to older YTPs.
Constantly surprised how much can be done with Billy Mays sources considering how long he's been dead for.
"Billy Mays is watching your mom in the shower" was my introduction to the amazing world of YTP's. Over a decade later and CS188 is still the undisputed god amongst gods in the YTP world. We love you, CS188
All the memories are rushing back. Your Billy Mays YTPs live rent free in my head. My brother and I still quote them on a daily basis.
Masterful sentence mixing as always. This is true art.
“At least I don’t have to watch the world go to hell in 2024.” Bros speaking facts.
Agreed!
0:40 Even the water paused the flowing upon hearing those words!
That's right!
Billy Mays said
the forbidden R word!
⏸️
"I have nothing to lose, because I've been 6 feet under the ground for 14 goddamn years!" 💀💀💀
That part😂😂
@@evandiaz8246 Bro was speaking facts.
Billy doesn't care about being serious. He only cares about making YOU laugh!
The entire segment up to 1:40 made me have an existential crisis and completely relate to Billy all at the same time. Too bad life's not like the JOJ, so you sadly can't do it all over again. I'm 100% unsatisfied.
Ah, nothing like a silly Billy YTP at 4AM local time.
Bro really went "You can't cancel me, I've been dead for 14 years"
4:24 “911 I’d like to report a murder!”
"I'm 6 feet underground for over 14 years"
Has it been that long?
A CS188 blast from the past, *AMAZING*
Best YTP I've seen this year, honestly. The jokes are so dumb (in a good way) and unhinged that they make us ALL laugh to this day. Incredible job, cs188! 💀😭😭
Late 2000s CS188 YTP kinda vid? Hell yeah
5:32 It flurps the Venus under use the dungus
Holy cow, it actually does kinda sound like that
@@__Obscure__U know I coined the term "flurp" as a substitute for the F word
holy fucking shit that splicing at the beginning was BRUTAL LOL
I've been watching this channel for 2 years and this content never disappoints me. I'm always laughing at this stuff.
This took me back in a way I can't properly put into words
5:42 good to know Brad Taste in Music is cultured in the art of YTP
my man billy speaking truth to power in that first hot-ass minute
This is unbelievably good voice-mixing.
Now this *sheds a tear* is how you honour a legend! THE BIG BILLY LEGEND
Ahhh Billy Mays, the classic YTP source and funniest YTP source on the internet. RIP
0:54 LOL CS188 BRO YOU DID DEAD MAYS DIRTY 😂😂😂😂
Oh my god that six feet under bit fucking sent me. That was so well done!
This was some truly inspirational sentence mixing.
Billy Mays arose from the grave to take a full line and has an enraged mental breakdown
cs, i bet i'll have something better to say 30 minutes after i make this post, but dude this is some good stuff. sentence mixing was great, the script was hitting, and i really appreciated the captions. banger as always man - wishing you SUCCess and dedication in whatever you put your mind to. love and support, bruv
"You'll be saying, 'This life is so depressing!'" Jokes on you, I've been saying that shit for as long as I can remember.
"I don't have to watch the world go to hell in 2024"-billy Mays was right on one thing: everything went to hell this year.
The first 56 seconds was also just such a statement. Wow. Truly a work of art and a true Billy Wow But Wait fan of all time.
The real Mays is your brain. You truly are an enigma, Billy.
Thanks for all you do, CS. You're practically an institution on this side. I'm happy to keep donating to ya.
The sentence mixing in the credits outro was too real. Thank you for making these shitposts, funny edit man. And a huge thank you to all of those who support you and allow you to do this for a living. I really mean that 🙌
I'm just commenting to help in the algorithm. I can't afford to be a patron, but this video is one of your best pieces of shit in years.
Billy Mays returns from the grave to roast the entire living population. And use slurs, AND brag about it.
Bigger than a legend. Bigger than a god.
He's a titan.
billy said the forbidden R word yet he still has to say unalive, youtube is such a beautiful garden
This is your best one by far! Billy Mays, the ultimate YTP. 10/10 would paint my walls with shit again.
Raising Billy from the dead only to joke him to death again.
You are clearly something else, CS.
Sentence mixing has become a lost art
4:42 I don’t think that’s how Cialis works. 😂
47 inches? XD
cs188 is the last bastion of the spirit of YTP. Most YTPs fail to make me laugh these days, but his content is almost guaranteed to make me laugh at least once.
This YTP if fucking hysterical!
I love how aggressive Billy is. True mark3611 energy (who until 2 days ago I didn't know came back from the dead!... again!)