“I’m usually inside, but this is outside. This is gonna be intimidating, but it’s okay” hyping myself up to leave my house and do things I know I enjoy
I should've scrolled first... I just said the same!! Only reason I even looked at it, is because I had the CC on (a MUST for Ellie's vids) and found it odd that they were at the top of the screen... and it dawned on me, she didn't want them to be covering the bar at the bottom. This is why Ellie's poops are *_the best_* poops! (huuush!! 😏) .... And now I can't resist... I *gotta* scan that QR and see where it goes... 😫🫣 ☺️ (hopefully to her Patreon, or something similar) *_EDIT:_*_ Nope, but just as good! Goes to the "Twice in a Pantime" YTP from 2yrs ago, which is about a FOF in FIOF pan._ 😊
"Well, you know what they say, Ningingingsthckihthuthupnyuweningingingieneukukuuuuuuuuulynguououououthiiiiiiuleougechulgihguhg." "What's that mean, guys?" *Shrugs*
Dunch is the perfect word for when your 2nd shift meal break is too late in the day to be considered lunch and too early to be called dinner. I'm calling it Dunch from now on.
I said it a few videos back, but I swear DaThings just has a bingo card of dumb crap she hasn’t made somebody say yet, and while there’s plenty to pick from, turning the VO guy into an incorrect buzzer killed me
I was trying to place the song, and the instant after I thought, "That's _Everybody! Everybody!"_ it gets called out in the vid. I love when the YTP characters empathize with me.
"The Big Easy! New Orleasy, Louisi: The Big Sleazy" "all that, on a bed of lettuce?" "On a bed of lettuce." "On a led of bettuce?" "On a led of bettuce." "That's a shark. Holy shit!" Dathings, you've done it again
Dathings has shaped my humor so much that I knew what was coming as soon as I heard bed of lettuce, and still laughed like an idiot I find myself constantly making that kind of joke in conversations whenever the opportunity arises and will never stop no matter how many confused and bewildered reactions I get
My dad got a Blackstone last year for Father’s Day, and we really do love it. However, had this been the advertisement, we would have bought several. You’ve made a man with colon cancer very happy.
It’s a lost artform in this day and age. Oh, to be in 2012 again and exposed to every pale reflection of Skrillex, blessing my ears with the sound of Optimus Prime getting a bad papercut
Hearing the everybody everybody lick underpinning the smash mouth, and then the character also noticing it absolutely sent me, you do such great work if I was president I would make this a public service
Note to fellow commenters: if the shark was made out of ceramic material, its pieces at 11:00 would actually be called “sherds”, as pottery and ceramic fragments are called that, rather than “shards” which is typically for glass. However it is unknown what to call them if the shark was in fact cake. Whoah, what?
It took me awhile before I realized the ENTIRE onscreen sales info card was also pooped! 🤣 Well done, Ellie! 😘👌 *_EDIT:_*_ Even the QR works!_ 🤘😫🤘 _(goes to a previous FOF in FIOF product YTP: Twice in a Pantime)_
Best way to make a burger, as far as I'm concerger. "Imagine a giant hot dog. I'm talking massive weenie! And if you're looking for something smaller, there's Chef Nathan Lippy." OUCH!
I saw this in my notifications right after it was uploaded but only now realized it is not only new, but a real video that I can click on and subsequently watch. Losing 3 hours of sleep got my brain messed up
"And we're here with Aaron"
*starts aggressively making out*
Now THAT is effective advertising
With friend chicken in their mouths! I love Louisiana
5:25
I nearly spat my soda out seeing that.
that part fucked me up it was too funny
....so How is this going to help our company sell burgers?
“I’m usually inside, but this is outside. This is gonna be intimidating, but it’s okay” hyping myself up to leave my house and do things I know I enjoy
0:18
same
Reality
Have you tried an out door cooking thing to help?
@@noisepuppet holy shiet toot man lives
War and Peace is only rivaled by Southern Fried Mozzarella Sticks
A 7 million page cookbook.
I want it.
you're telling me the entire Southern hemisphere fried this mozzarella?
@@wesleyackerman8211so did an egg fry this rice? (restaurant chef: "I might be a girl...")
😋
It’s all unusual on the Blackstone®️ spittle griddle
Taylor and Tamara have a whirlwind romance that professional writers would kill to imagine.
Does Taylor's husband know they're together?
@@maximilianmorse9697 i like to imagine they’re all together, one big polyamorous relationship
@@maximilianmorse9697 This is how we get a lesbian Brokeback Mountain
I'm sharing this with my gf
i immensely respect not making a single joke about hitting the griddy
That probably took a LOT of self-control, and I applaud her for it.
Depending on the creator's age, they may not be familiar.
I've never heard it before.
@@galacticboy2009 Ellie is 29.
whats a griddy?
The fact that EVEN THE TEXT PLACARDS are edited to say things like “Get Scanned Get Scammed” or “Exclew and Nusive”. Your content is truly special.
OMFG I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT
The best part is how it doesn't even look that out of place until you look closely at it
I should've scrolled first... I just said the same!!
Only reason I even looked at it, is because I had the CC on (a MUST for Ellie's vids) and found it odd that they were at the top of the screen... and it dawned on me, she didn't want them to be covering the bar at the bottom.
This is why Ellie's poops are *_the best_* poops! (huuush!! 😏)
.... And now I can't resist... I *gotta* scan that QR and see where it goes... 😫🫣 ☺️
(hopefully to her Patreon, or something similar)
*_EDIT:_*_ Nope, but just as good! Goes to the "Twice in a Pantime" YTP from 2yrs ago, which is about a FOF in FIOF pan._ 😊
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE oh wow I didn’t even think about the QR thanks for sharing
@@MidnightNautil1 No prob! Just doing my civic *_dooty_* 🫡💩
"The big easy! New Orleasy, Louisi: The big sleazy" 😂😂😂
New Orleans has a new advertising slogan
7:31
When Snoop Dogg goes to Louisiana
😂😂😂😂
"Best way to make a burger as far as I'm consurger" is such a good bit
Im wheezing from it - if i die, i hope Black Stone does something very cool for the grandbabies.
AND the seven million-grillion happy stoners.
@@bambjr1221 you can't do that
@@noisepuppet sure i cane!! Weather i should.. thats a different matter. [You made my day, thanks, legend]
Relax, it's just a griddle
Burger America
"Well, you know what they say, Ningingingsthckihthuthupnyuweningingingieneukukuuuuuuuuulynguououououthiiiiiiuleougechulgihguhg."
"What's that mean, guys?"
*Shrugs*
Came here to say this.
2:40
Dunch is the perfect word for when your 2nd shift meal break is too late in the day to be considered lunch and too early to be called dinner. I'm calling it Dunch from now on.
Good name for my pre-work 3pm mini meal too
I've always called it Linner because the "unch" suffix is already taken by brunch.
Dinch
Lunner
@@notaspy3751 damn, I’m having dunch rn
A modern classic full of sapphic love and heartbreak.
Yurf was such a great side character. Talk about supportive
"She spittle on my griddle til I cook out... EHHHHHHHHHH" underrated joke
*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
Proud of Aaron for being Aaron for 18 years straaron.
Your sentence-mixings skills have gotten to the point where I didn’t even bat an eye at “2 inch, 22-burner stove” until I thought about it.
RIGHT?!
I said it a few videos back, but I swear DaThings just has a bingo card of dumb crap she hasn’t made somebody say yet, and while there’s plenty to pick from, turning the VO guy into an incorrect buzzer killed me
"NOW IM EEPY
Like a boss"
Best part and I love the little hand that pets his head :D
now I'm eepy
Yerf reference? Check.
Unexpected Musical Number? Check.
Unexpected character development? Check.
Mammoth? Check.
Perfection.
"This is a memory card."
Well I'll make sure to insert my griddle into my PlayStation 2
I can't breathe this is so clean
8:48 "It's never delicious!" broke me
Woah it’s very tall bart in the wild enjoying a small snack of a ytp
@@quartzofcourse lol when you watch them both you get to spot their little shoutouts to each other like Leo DiCaprio in that Big Short meme
i can't BREE this is so CLEE and i can't CREE this is so BLEEN
and i'm a BEAN
and i CON'T CRETE and i can BREE-L-EE-ve i'm a BEE
and that's clean!
The romantic tension between Tamara and Taylor really made this one.
This is how companies should make ads. I don’t really understand what’s being sold but it keeps my interest
ADHD Advertising
Absolutely adore the inexplicable-smiling-old-man-with-a-cowboy-hat-gingerly-exploring-a-cave vibe!
That cave is where the Blackstones come from
"Did you just play Everybody Everybody?"
"YES!"
"You are so cool!"
Average Homestarrunner fan meetup.
I was trying to place the song, and the instant after I thought, "That's _Everybody! Everybody!"_ it gets called out in the vid. I love when the YTP characters empathize with me.
Glad to hear the return of the mammoth
and yurf!
“In a minute I’m going to be making a big talking Volcano” don’t forget the MINERAL WATER
BIRDS
@@noisepuppet You Can’t say that!!
@@noisepuppetvolvic
Filled with fill so it’s full of full
no more volcanicity.
yet.
Finally someone used the "that's metal" as a clip. I could never take the ad seriously because of that part lol.
*in your lungs*
I would always think:
"Wait until that guy finds out there's iron in your food. " 😂
You take ads seriously?
@@Mike-os3pt It IS Serious!
Dats metal.....In yo LUNGS!
Bro that’s so metal 🔥🔥🔥
Thank goodness for the 25¢ discount, that really helps with the $50,000.99 price tag
"The Big Easy! New Orleasy, Louisi: The Big Sleazy"
"all that, on a bed of lettuce?"
"On a bed of lettuce."
"On a led of bettuce?"
"On a led of bettuce."
"That's a shark. Holy shit!"
Dathings, you've done it again
Dathings has shaped my humor so much that I knew what was coming as soon as I heard bed of lettuce, and still laughed like an idiot
I find myself constantly making that kind of joke in conversations whenever the opportunity arises and will never stop no matter how many confused and bewildered reactions I get
Ellie's cranking out these epic long-form videos... these are no longer RUclips Poops... these are RUclips Explosive Diarrheas (YTEDs)
That's a TED Talk I'd not want to attend in person...
Ah yes, the RUclips Erectile Dysfunction
My dad got a Blackstone last year for Father’s Day, and we really do love it.
However, had this been the advertisement, we would have bought several. You’ve made a man with colon cancer very happy.
To bring 1000 people in your backyard?
@@aliveslicefor a small party?
Maybe you would have bought 7 MILLION
@@JouvaMoufette and 80!
As long as you don't nut. You can't do that.
5:37: yay happy pride! 10:29: oh no!
House your
6:18 Crap core sounds like a new meme music genre
so just the radio version of shitcore, oof
It’s a lost artform in this day and age. Oh, to be in 2012 again and exposed to every pale reflection of Skrillex, blessing my ears with the sound of Optimus Prime getting a bad papercut
The random reference to the “that’s metal in your lungs” ad threw me for a loop. Amazing YTP as usual!
There’s so much great going on, and my only complaint about getting hit by that is that it didn’t go slightly longer for “That’s metal, LuL”
The legendary mammoth is back, and it's not only the main ingredient, it's the chef itself!
I feel so bad for the guy at 4:23. I can't even begin to imagine what it's like to have to be eating constantly.
"craponista" lol
Also, that throat sound at 8:38 is hilarious XD
My griddle brings all the boys to the yard for a small party
Hearing the everybody everybody lick underpinning the smash mouth, and then the character also noticing it absolutely sent me, you do such great work if I was president I would make this a public service
THE BIG EASY
NEW ORLEASY, LOUEASY
THE BIG SLEAZY
7:31
"It's not dangerous...but im gonna slap our customers down cuz mama don't got time" 😭😭
7:50 is an accurate representation of me watching every DaThings video
“We’ll be cooking mouth water” is so gross when you think about it
Note to fellow commenters: if the shark was made out of ceramic material, its pieces at 11:00 would actually be called “sherds”, as pottery and ceramic fragments are called that, rather than “shards” which is typically for glass. However it is unknown what to call them if the shark was in fact cake. Whoah, what?
Crumbs
5:38 just laughing as she confessed her feelings lmao.
7 million grillion happy stoners
I'm fucking dying at 5:25. Love how he just goes for it 🤣
The great return of Foif in Fiof!
2:41 true words have never been spoken.
What's that mean, guys?!
@@Privacysavingname 🤷🏻
You gotta love a man who speaks fluent Gross Beat
“Meals that will make your knees buckle and your mouth suckle” cracks me up every time I watch this
That is hilarious! I have to find a way to use that with people I know hah!
0:58 "why do they call it oven" vibes
It took me awhile before I realized the ENTIRE onscreen sales info card was also pooped! 🤣
Well done, Ellie! 😘👌
*_EDIT:_*_ Even the QR works!_ 🤘😫🤘 _(goes to a previous FOF in FIOF product YTP: Twice in a Pantime)_
2:41 so true bestie im always saying this
Yes, and you call them Mouthwatering Smashburgers despite the fact they're obviously Homestar Juniors.
6:50 got me trying to keep it together in the break room. Well done 😂
I'm glad you sampled "that's metal...in your lungs!" That's been stuck in my family's collective minds since those ads started appearing on youtube
What is the source for that? I've never seen them, because I use a blocker
@@gorak9000 i believe it's an anti tobacco PSA or something like that
0:35 That's metal! In your luuls!
5:27 that scared me so bad
I don’t know how you see grill ads and come to make something like this but I’m sure glad you did
"I'm brittler. I'm a griddler. I'm considered a riddler." That's bars
2:42 That's an insane quote
Well, y'know what they say
What's that mean guys?
“ningingsthckehthuthuthuthupnyuweningingieneukukukuuuuuuulynguouououououthiiiiiiiuleogeckthuluguhg”
-They™
The two women barbequing who need to get a room 😂
A fight room
3:37 She's been here the whole time!
Best way to make a burger, as far as I'm concerger.
"Imagine a giant hot dog. I'm talking massive weenie! And if you're looking for something smaller, there's Chef Nathan Lippy." OUCH!
This is your gayest YTP ever, and I'm here for it.
Cooking a whole door whenever I wanted to grill outdoors was so inconvenient. Now I don’t have to worry!
3:19 and 7:30 on are a marathon, and I exploded with laughter 😂
3:31 burgerburgerburgerburgerburger best way to make a burger as far as I’m consurger HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wish DaThings had 7 Million Grillion subscribers
8:03 i can't breathe i feel like i just fell into a cs188 video
ty for being the best ytp producer out there!
i'm so glad yurf has become a recurring character
"you know what they say, ningingingsthckihthuthuthup"
Yep that's exactly what they say
2:41 they do say that indeed
The 7 million page cookbook got me. You win again, Ellie.
Your YTPs are so clever and packed with jokes I always have to watch them a few times in a row. Love your stuff!
Like a Boss is now DaThings cannon
this is some seriously impressive and sentence mixing and creative joke writing.
That was the most confusing yet compelling grill-related lesbian romance I have seen this whole hour.
One in a grillion
Thank you for blessing us with the perfect Father's Day gift Ms.Things
You’ve been cooking with these YTP uploads recently. My friends love your videos, especially the Prawn Srars series. Thank you for the laughs.
A Chess N is so clever
4:28 Boy Kisser :3
Boy eater >:3
DaThings i been watching you since i was 14, im 26 now and you still bring me the same joy from my childhood.. You're a blessing in the ytp community
The mammoth is back!!!! 2:29
9:20 Well, duh, of course I was waiting for some snackies from the griddle...
I saw this in my notifications right after it was uploaded but only now realized it is not only new, but a real video that I can click on and subsequently watch. Losing 3 hours of sleep got my brain messed up
This video was so funny this is my most favorite YTP from DaThings and definitely going on my top 5 YTPS
i took 2d6 psychic damage from like a boss thank you i love it (genuine)
7:45 it starts weeew yuy
This is making me want a Blackstone Griddle more than any of their actual adverts
So sad that our bbq lesbians broke up...
And it was going so well… 😔
Glad to see the Blackscone Memory Card endorsed by the Burger King himself George "Hambigger 'Murica" Motz.
Finally a show with compelling relationship drama!
1:45 I knew it, I knew it! Every time a Blackstone Griddle claims to save Geist data, it's always a scam
Crapcore is definitely my personal aesthetic
3:23 this will be american english in 20 years
Can't imagine how much grease would accumulate cooking burgers on this thing
I'd 100% buy a product that also advertised what it SHOULDN'T do, like blacken scones or cook anything at all.
I’m so glad they didn’t talk about versatility
That Like A Boss segment makes me want to see a remade version of The Lonely Island Punches Creepers On A Boat, honestly. One of my faves.