Bill Burr - Let It Go - 2010 - Stand-up Special

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июн 2016
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  • @kingjokes
    @kingjokes 6 дней назад +116

    If you are here in 2024, signify 😊

    • @blackgirliniran
      @blackgirliniran 5 дней назад +3

      🙋🏾‍♀️

    • @aschaff3995
      @aschaff3995 4 дня назад +1

      Omg the end in awesome

    • @Vindicta111
      @Vindicta111 4 дня назад

      Yessir

    • @lauralee9827
      @lauralee9827 4 дня назад +1

      This man can easily just dance on the fire that is humanity. He reals from one aspect of insanity to another and I catch my breath, ..thinking no he won't GO THERE but yes he sure as heck will!!! I need a triple to listen to this man...I can't deny.

    • @mrcojocaru
      @mrcojocaru 4 дня назад +1

      Heeeere ✋🏻

  • @isaacmanahan8047
    @isaacmanahan8047 3 года назад +2761

    This is aging like fine wine

    • @CharlesVanexX
      @CharlesVanexX 3 года назад +51

      Oh man, I've watched this one probably thirty times, shown it to all my friends. Bill at his prime.
      Then he went and got married and I did the same.....oh man.....

    • @welldog_7689
      @welldog_7689 3 года назад +44

      2:46 I mean...

    • @tylerbruno07
      @tylerbruno07 3 года назад +46

      @@welldog_7689 we got the plague

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 года назад +2

      You think this is horrible?

    • @welldog_7689
      @welldog_7689 3 года назад +5

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 no yeah it’s funny but that one line didn’t age well

  • @RuthlessCarl
    @RuthlessCarl 7 месяцев назад +92

    "Do you recognize me? No? Its cause i dont fucking working here!" Priceless, classic

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 10 дней назад

      Whos the laboring peepeer

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 10 дней назад

      No business here, may as well skydive to jail ya goddamn retards

    • @ryunhorn8836
      @ryunhorn8836 День назад +1

      I repeated parts of this bit on Facebook last night and caught all sorts of hell. It was awesome.

  • @ejthesuperhero6005
    @ejthesuperhero6005 Год назад +1746

    That “we need a plague” line really aged well. Watching this now in 2022 😂

    • @kristinesmart3134
      @kristinesmart3134 Год назад +35

      I swear I wasn't copying you.....I wrote the same.

    • @Dee-JayW
      @Dee-JayW Год назад +9

      @@kristinesmart3134 😂

    • @Uncle_Danny462
      @Uncle_Danny462 Год назад +50

      his consistency is seen when his post covid statement was "i wish it killed more people" 😅

    • @stevenarthur5785
      @stevenarthur5785 Год назад +8

      This guy is freaking hilarious 😂

    • @ejthesuperhero6005
      @ejthesuperhero6005 Год назад +7

      @@Uncle_Danny462 no wayyyy really?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbristout
    @sbristout 7 лет назад +2864

    I don't even think this guy knows the next words coming out of his own mouth. He's so raw....lmao the whole time.

    • @traviscole8548
      @traviscole8548 7 лет назад +185

      Linx Da Pro that's how you kno he's a pro at what he does. It flows that naturally

    • @matpsycic
      @matpsycic 7 лет назад +40

      Linx Da Pro yeah u are kinda right coz he doesn't write down his jokes...like none of em..he just kind off "wings" it 😅

    • @milton3204
      @milton3204 7 лет назад +114

      Which showcases how much a brilliant writer he is. Believe it or not he actually writes down his material, you can tell by the fact that he repeats his routines in multiple shows. He sort of reminds me of Frederic Chopin, a Polish composer of classical music. I make this comparison because Chopin managed to give the impression that his music was improvised when he actually spent days and days on a single measure of music. The same goes for Burr, the guy actually writes these things down and prepares them for a show, but delivers them in a way that makes it seem completely improvised. Which is pretty cool. :)

    • @MTOvideos
      @MTOvideos 6 лет назад +44

      No he said himself he doesn't write it down.. It's the same stuff but he makes it up on stage, and then uses the best stuff over and over again, and eventually has enough to do a special like this.

    • @silentwatcher4883
      @silentwatcher4883 6 лет назад +11

      That's why people like him so much. He so honest and raw

  • @Raehahn
    @Raehahn 5 лет назад +2532

    Anybody watch standup by themselves, don't laugh at all but still think it's the funniest shit ever? It's like erectile dysfunction for laughter.

    • @johnsonmonkeman5766
      @johnsonmonkeman5766 5 лет назад +175

      If I watched in the presence of an audience I would be howling. it's the same thing with listening to music, I personally don't start moving around and dancing lolol

    • @stormybadtype1diabetic244
      @stormybadtype1diabetic244 5 лет назад +120

      I deal with this in real life lol hanging with a bunch of guys from work and they're all laughing their asses off and I'm hardly chuckling but I think it's funny af what was said idk lol

    • @brianhdz546
      @brianhdz546 5 лет назад +69

      Rishabh Udgata finally someone I could relate to, it’s fucking weird because when I’m with people I’ll be laughing my ass off

    • @ThomasOlsenJr76333
      @ThomasOlsenJr76333 5 лет назад +21

      Laughing in my mind as always!

    • @Retspm
      @Retspm 4 года назад +57

      I laughed my ass off listening to this alone

  • @user-km1uv5ol7i
    @user-km1uv5ol7i 5 месяцев назад +67

    Who's still watching in 23', almost 24'?

  • @jamesogre6397
    @jamesogre6397 5 месяцев назад +107

    Seriously, this is like the fourth time I’ve watched this. Not only is he on fire, just goin and goin, but I have never heard a crowd laugh this hard and constant in any comedy show. So good

    • @jules417
      @jules417 4 месяца назад +4

      12, 20 show it to anyone who will listen..never gets old. He is absolutely the real kind of being I wish all would be. Just real!❤😂 Real and really, really funny! Really? 😏🍻

    • @braindeadbogan9272
      @braindeadbogan9272 2 месяца назад +3

      I agree. I'm probably on my 8th rewatch myself 😅

    • @zodarian6705
      @zodarian6705 20 дней назад +1

      Yeah Bill is one of those comedians you can watch again and again and never get tired of. Plus because he doesn't give a shit he's uncancelable.

    • @Diesel_Outlaw
      @Diesel_Outlaw 7 дней назад

      If you haven't laughed this hard watching anybody else, then you haven't watched Ralphie May or John Pinette on RUclips. I dare you not to laugh. If you have a heartbeat, you won't be able to help yourself. 😂😂😂

  • @pattimcintosh7274
    @pattimcintosh7274 3 года назад +889

    " I gave you 100 percent of the money, you make 100 percent of the sandwich " haha love Bill!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      i make a lot of money with youtube

    • @joshuaha7661
      @joshuaha7661 3 года назад +17

      "I just wanna choke my way up the chain of command" lmfao

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble 2 года назад

      @@joshuaha7661 "Where is he?!?"

    • @theheddy718
      @theheddy718 2 года назад +7

      That whole sandwich relay bit lol

    • @missayawk
      @missayawk 2 года назад +1

      Every time I hear that quote I think of Brad on " Fast Times At Ridgemont High"......." Mister if you dont shut up Im gonna kick 100% of your ass"

  • @audiorage82407
    @audiorage82407 7 лет назад +3847

    Bill's stereotypical female voice is hilarious

  • @GeorgeBardon-Wainio
    @GeorgeBardon-Wainio 8 месяцев назад +18

    The "old man face" joke is absolutely perfect, beginning to end

  • @tristankelsey1746
    @tristankelsey1746 5 месяцев назад +45

    Bill Burr's comedy has honestly helped me thru some really hard and f**ked up times in my life. This guy is great

    • @darksteel-vu1bz
      @darksteel-vu1bz 18 дней назад

      He’s as that old Gospel song says, “a balm for the soul” 😆

  • @Hjominbonrun
    @Hjominbonrun 7 лет назад +1956

    Bill Burr speaks to my inner man.
    He's like a prophet, if you will.

    • @carguy67b
      @carguy67b 7 лет назад +12

      so what is your outer man like?

    • @A_Goat
      @A_Goat 7 лет назад +75

      Circumcised.

    • @acdcmetal3
      @acdcmetal3 7 лет назад +15

      I love the internet

    • @georgeortiz1649
      @georgeortiz1649 7 лет назад +1

      david txuso

    • @teeno684
      @teeno684 5 лет назад +2

      🙌🏽🙌🏽 touché

  • @williamburton757
    @williamburton757 2 года назад +1453

    11 years later and he was right about everything.

    • @Scum8ag
      @Scum8ag 2 года назад +48

      Even the plague

    • @babayaga3064
      @babayaga3064 2 года назад +17

      @@JP-sm1zv 💯
      Comedians man I'm telling u, they can look into the future!

    • @kosher8720
      @kosher8720 Год назад +14

      Plagues, groups, microchips, and reasons to hate people.

    • @jimbroody8833
      @jimbroody8833 Год назад

      🤷‍♂️

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 Год назад

      @@JP-sm1zv And that’s why I will never buy an Apple Watch I stick with a G shock but again I’m also the asshole with an iPhone at least that’s only one with those fuckers can track me also it helps if you turn off the location then they can’t track you at all fuck the government

  • @jacobwarmack8751
    @jacobwarmack8751 Год назад +90

    Bill burr is the only person I’ve ever heard adequately describe just being a guy in the world and the day to day problems of it and plus he makes it funny as hell

    • @tahjiannabooker6253
      @tahjiannabooker6253 Месяц назад +3

      Dude, he’s literally PERFECT for the job!! 🤩🤩🤩

    • @tahjiannabooker6253
      @tahjiannabooker6253 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂 dude, he’s literally PERFECT for the job! 🤩🤩🤩

  • @chuckg100
    @chuckg100 8 месяцев назад +24

    As a black man he's my all time favorite (white) comedian! Period, cause he tells the truth.

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 4 месяца назад +2

      Chappelle was my favorite. Not really caring for his new stand up. Think it is mostly to tell messages, about how he doesn't care over being funny.
      Think Bill is my favorite now. Dave and Bill in skits were probably my favorite of all time. Wish they'd collab again with some new blood. (Not sure who. I hear Bill helped a few popular comedians yet I forget whom. Helped produce.

    • @darksteel-vu1bz
      @darksteel-vu1bz 18 дней назад +4

      Even if you were purple, Bill would still be the all-time best.

    • @patricktinashe2812
      @patricktinashe2812 8 дней назад

      kinde racist comment but okay

    • @user-kz1un7hm9z
      @user-kz1un7hm9z 14 часов назад

      ​@@patricktinashe2812ABSOLUTELY nothing racist about his comments. Learn another word, racist is over used and very rarely spoken in the proper context...

    • @patricktinashe2812
      @patricktinashe2812 14 часов назад +1

      @@user-kz1un7hm9z he basically used race as a way of dividing comedians but okay.

  • @Baron_Blue_Max
    @Baron_Blue_Max 2 года назад +2861

    "I'm not angry. I'm passionate about my opinions and I want you to hear all of them before you get to talk again."
    Probably the most underrated line in the special

    • @jamiemoffatt50
      @jamiemoffatt50 2 года назад +8

      That’s growing up in Boston

    • @PeacePlease-em9zo
      @PeacePlease-em9zo 2 года назад +2

      Well said. Doctors, paramedics,nurses and police need to understand this in Canada.

    • @DiRTC36
      @DiRTC36 2 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @seanpeck1948
      @seanpeck1948 2 года назад +1

      Oo9999999999

    • @i8ntnuts
      @i8ntnuts 2 года назад +3

      @bluemax
      My wife has been like that for years

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 2 года назад +1220

    This is legitimately one of the best stand up shows of all time.

    • @andrewtregoning
      @andrewtregoning Год назад +23

      its a master work

    • @RegWho
      @RegWho Год назад +26

      And just like that, legitimately became the new literally.

    • @steezuskryst7201
      @steezuskryst7201 Год назад +13

      Up there with some Carlin works, laughed my fucking balls off

    • @AFMCarlos
      @AFMCarlos Год назад +7

      Potentially the best ever

    • @marcusprice7530
      @marcusprice7530 Год назад

      @@RegWho 😂😂😂💯

  • @ricelaker
    @ricelaker 8 месяцев назад +16

    Good commedians are very intelligent quick witted people.

  • @adityakolhatkar5523
    @adityakolhatkar5523 4 года назад +949

    I think Bill Burr's bits are extremely well-written, a fact that often goes unnoticed simply because of how good and "raw" his delivery is. He's a genius.

    • @ericirwin3182
      @ericirwin3182 2 года назад +48

      Right? He really just seems like he’s ranting for an hour like doesn’t sound like he rehearsed anything

    • @iyiolaademola8456
      @iyiolaademola8456 2 года назад +20

      If you don't, you gotta listen to his podcast. GOLD! Shit basically gets me through the week.
      It's called the Monday morning podcast

    • @ajc5370
      @ajc5370 2 года назад +3

      Could be a modern day George Carlin

    • @mandeanraje2300
      @mandeanraje2300 2 года назад +8

      He truly is! Everything is so connected even though he seems to be all over the place. And the way that he works the audience by setting a rhythm between his wild rants and saying something real and profound.

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 2 года назад +8

      @@ajc5370 I agree. There are few that have been in Carlin's league but Burr is one of them.

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 5 лет назад +325

    "Mixed with what, *another pitbull?!"* Line of the decade

    • @superboy5974
      @superboy5974 4 года назад +4

      Cameron Brtnik shit killed me😂😂😂

    • @ludmillagutomo
      @ludmillagutomo 3 года назад +3

      he's not wrong 😂😂😂

    • @calebsturge8713
      @calebsturge8713 3 года назад +1

      No, a Great Dane. True story!

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 3 года назад +2

      ya I lost it here too 🐶

    • @Mortzzz
      @Mortzzz 3 года назад +2

      "I always imagined myself being surrounded by loved ones looking back on achievements ITS SO ORANGE!"

  • @LolaElImam1
    @LolaElImam1 Год назад +110

    Mahn, can't believe I'm just watching this about thirteen years later but this had me in stitches from start to finish. I laughed so hard, my head, face and stomach hurt. Christ!! Like no breaks at all. Thank you Bill

    • @Paul-fh4pe
      @Paul-fh4pe 11 месяцев назад +9

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂

    • @georgewheeler1566
      @georgewheeler1566 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, for the longest time people told me about this guy the I reminded them of him and I'm glad I finally listened to him... A little pissed at my friends that this guy is who they associate with me... I've only poured beer on a midget once and I paid good money to do so...

  • @k8tron
    @k8tron 8 месяцев назад +7

    “Penny loafer flying down the third base line” got me tonight 😂.

  • @uasinoby
    @uasinoby 3 года назад +4094

    Here is me watching this stand-up in 2020 and going like: "A plague that is going to kill only the weak" - Check

    • @cartbarnguys
      @cartbarnguys 3 года назад +163

      Bill pretty much predicted what was gonna happen.

    • @DenaturedProtein
      @DenaturedProtein 3 года назад +116

      Duracell batteries in kids
      Microchips in humans
      Etc.
      All his predictions are gonna come true 😂😂😂

    • @chiku4257
      @chiku4257 3 года назад +5

      Me

    • @pontiacmaniac7772
      @pontiacmaniac7772 3 года назад +62

      Key words “only the weak”

    • @qigongkylar944
      @qigongkylar944 3 года назад +16

      @@pontiacmaniac7772 its true

  • @jeffreylorien6687
    @jeffreylorien6687 5 лет назад +327

    "i choke my way up that corporate ladder until i get to that eyes wide shut party..."

    • @mattgallagher2588
      @mattgallagher2588 3 года назад +4

      What does that mean

    • @RockSooks
      @RockSooks 3 года назад +2

      @@mattgallagher2588 google the movie

    • @ikechukwuoji1133
      @ikechukwuoji1133 3 года назад +2

      What movie?

    • @seeqr9
      @seeqr9 3 года назад +14

      @@ikechukwuoji1133 “eyes wide shut” about elites and their secret orgies

    • @khalsida300
      @khalsida300 Год назад

      @@ikechukwuoji1133 Eyes Wide Shut

  • @MahkyVmedia1
    @MahkyVmedia1 9 месяцев назад +10

    Goddamn, his stuff is evergreen.

  • @MI-gs1qo
    @MI-gs1qo 8 месяцев назад +35

    Bill burr just brings so much joy to this world I love him can’t ever get tired of his comedy

  • @thegreenpianist7683
    @thegreenpianist7683 4 года назад +365

    Dude the thought process of this guy is unbelievable!

    • @allyhayes78
      @allyhayes78 3 года назад +7

      I agree wholeheartedly. But not in a gay way.. hehe.. His descriptions of people and scenarios are brilliant. And I agree with him. He's one of a kind.

    • @KILLJOY522
      @KILLJOY522 3 года назад +11

      @@antonysturgis3638 kinda gay

    • @thecrazycorner1843
      @thecrazycorner1843 2 года назад +23

      @@allyhayes78 I wasn’t aware you could agree homosexually

    • @lulama4293
      @lulama4293 2 года назад +1

      @@thecrazycorner1843 😆

    • @yasirkadhim2940
      @yasirkadhim2940 Год назад +1

      @@allyhayes78 Why tf would you even bring the word gay to the table lmao.

  • @sharonrice8255
    @sharonrice8255 4 года назад +522

    There’s no body like this guy - he’s obviously mentally/emotionally tortured- but endlessly great at sharing it. Could watch him for hours.

    • @BL4K
      @BL4K 2 года назад +4

      Try "Lee Evans" 😉

    • @dylanschnarr3293
      @dylanschnarr3293 2 года назад +19

      Most of us ginger dudes are… he’s an icon and something to look up to for us

    • @roccomorocco7646
      @roccomorocco7646 2 года назад +9

      @@dylanschnarr3293 believe me - not only for ginger guys

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 Год назад +3

      Honestly if you want someone who is emotionally and mentally tortured you should watch Bill Hicks that guy told everybody what the fuck was up

    • @dlh7989
      @dlh7989 Год назад +2

      I remember hearing him on the Nerdist podcast years back and he said "that guy" (his standup persona) is basically him at his worst lol.

  • @mdh220643663
    @mdh220643663 Год назад +93

    That "old guy" face gets me laughing to tears every single time I see it!! Awesome!! I never get tired of watching Bill Burr anything.

    • @sharpedge3355
      @sharpedge3355 Год назад +1

      Me too, ahahahahahaha!!!!

    • @tjayd1913
      @tjayd1913 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was looking for someone else in the comments to mention it that's my favorite part shit is funny AF

    • @jimmydee935
      @jimmydee935 7 месяцев назад +2

      His voice and facial expressions are absolutely hilarious. He is just an innately hilarious person. He probably doesn’t even need to try, more often than not in his normal day to day routine, and gets more laughs than a little bit. Just a legend and he’s in my personal top 5 comics to ever do it. Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Burr, and Chappelle…in no particular order. 😂

    • @mdh220643663
      @mdh220643663 3 месяца назад

      Me too!! Love this guy!! Probably my 10th time watching this particular one. It’s my favorite….that “old guy face” makes me laugh uncontrollably every single time!😂

    • @darksteel-vu1bz
      @darksteel-vu1bz 18 дней назад +1

      @@jimmydee935 Bill is numero uno in my opinion 😆

  • @sayyedwaqas4764
    @sayyedwaqas4764 4 месяца назад +9

    In my humble opinion, probably the best stand up special of all time!

  • @rayshepherd5971
    @rayshepherd5971 5 лет назад +453

    Bro that curse word placement is so true and i never noticed😂

    • @georgejung5429
      @georgejung5429 4 года назад +10

      Ray Shepherd it’s so true 👏🏻

    • @mikesterloc
      @mikesterloc 4 года назад +10

      Genius

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 4 года назад +22

      Watch the gentleman:
      "Did he just call me a black cunt? That's racist"
      "Lets look at the facts, you are black and are a cunt"

    • @glorialerma6247
      @glorialerma6247 3 года назад +4

      @@sheadoherty7434 I love that movie all of Guy Ritchie movies are awesome but that scene is hilarious Collin Farrel crushed it With that line lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TonyGioMusic
    @TonyGioMusic 7 лет назад +818

    hopefully people will realize how much of a genius this guy is

    • @todellsworth1235
      @todellsworth1235 5 лет назад +15

      He has acheived legendary status

    • @luckyduckesparza9138
      @luckyduckesparza9138 4 года назад +5

      i hope not then theyll have him in hella corny ass movies

    • @CosmosGamingChannel
      @CosmosGamingChannel 4 года назад +4

      F is for family is great. So is the monday morning podcast

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 4 года назад

      They already did?

    • @emberechos
      @emberechos 4 года назад +2

      Bagel666 just like Eminem. Even at a young age, I felt like I was the only one who could see what he was really doing. I felt like I was the only one who saw the good he was doing. Especially for the LGBT movement. It wasn't until his collaboration with Elton John that I felt a little vindicated around my friends & family. Em was and is an absolute genius with such a kind heart and soul who went through hell and then spent most of his adult life completely misunderstood. I'll love him for what he has done forever.

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 7 месяцев назад +4

    I've watched hundreds of Kill Tony's, if not over a thousand, and this is the first one to bring me to tears.

  • @user-lg1dx6fy6f
    @user-lg1dx6fy6f 7 месяцев назад +5

    One of the most under-rated comics today, but thats alright cause i enjoy him.

  • @muttleymclad5077
    @muttleymclad5077 5 лет назад +248

    Bill's idiot guy voice cracks me up

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 3 года назад +8

      LMFAO! Thee funniest shit.

    • @keepo9988
      @keepo9988 3 года назад +5

      "oh, is this the line to lose half my shit? Awesome!" XD

    • @samarramiresz7005
      @samarramiresz7005 2 года назад

      That idiot guys face matches your display picture thoo.

  • @pengensehat6934
    @pengensehat6934 4 года назад +797

    listening to an angry man talking about his hatred to everything in this world for an hour is really a good theraphy for me...😁😁😁

    • @dillonpierce7599
      @dillonpierce7599 3 года назад +8

      Works everytime 😅👍

    • @Tempust97
      @Tempust97 2 года назад

      @Cem Doğan that’s a very accurate statement

    • @cassiecage714
      @cassiecage714 2 года назад +8

      He is my mood I LOVE listening to him rant it's always fucking true and he's so hilarious❤

    • @gregbaldwin5144
      @gregbaldwin5144 2 года назад +6

      It says a lot about the world today when I can relate to every single thing he says

    • @shanetaylor9833
      @shanetaylor9833 2 года назад +1

      "I'm not angry. I'm passionate about my opinions and I want you to hear all of them before you get to talk again."

  • @Marcus-em9cs
    @Marcus-em9cs 11 дней назад +3

    As a black dude I watch this in front of my coworkers of multiple races especially women. I put this and Bill's other specials on every day.❤ My sister gave birth to my nephew and I played this for her baby shower 🤣🤣🤣

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 День назад

      If your nephew becomes a comic, that's all due to the uncle!

  • @jimmydee935
    @jimmydee935 Год назад +6

    The relay bit about the sandwich was hilarious. “Do you remember me??? No!!! ‘Cuz I don’t fuckin work here!!!” Bill Burr has broken the mold and is on cheat mode. Especially his voice and the way it cracks during certain bits.

  • @brezaillyria1472
    @brezaillyria1472 4 года назад +255

    Dude. What kind of a man ask another man if he wants a cookie.....😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 4 года назад +10

      Thats why I pre-emptively ask every guy for a cookie so they can't suggest I'd like a cookie

  • @bodazaphfa
    @bodazaphfa 9 месяцев назад +9

    2023 and watching the master once again!

  • @rbnh9827
    @rbnh9827 Год назад +437

    Bill Burr in the peak of his prime. His best special and one of the greatest comedy specials of all time. Laughter galore.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Год назад +4

      it seemed to be non-stop.. right ‽

    • @anabolicjesus6717
      @anabolicjesus6717 Год назад +2

      At which point would you consider Burr's specials dropping off?

    • @rbnh9827
      @rbnh9827 Год назад +4

      @@anabolicjesus6717 Somewhere between ‘I’m sorry you feel that way’ and ‘Walk your way out’. After that, they were still good, but he lost me at that Red Rocks Special last year. His podcast is still solid though.

    • @MrFeduka
      @MrFeduka Год назад +5

      @@rbnh9827 I definitely think Red Rocks was not as good as the astronomical standard he set, but I still think Paper Tiger was utterly amazing. I’d give Red Rocks 6/10, Walk Your Way Out 7/10. Paper Tiger and every other special 9+/10 imo

    • @youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602
      @youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602 Год назад +3

      @@MrFeduka fr. I have “You People Are All The Same” at least 97% memorized, it’s so fuckin’ good. It’s vulnerable, uncensored, hilarious! 10/10, easily his best special.

  • @mdav30
    @mdav30 4 месяца назад +6

    Rock and Burr are the GOATs. Make you laugh, make you think, perfect delivery and timing. This one is one of Burrs best - never gets old.

  • @nemya9586
    @nemya9586 Год назад +11

    "I'm sorry they fired the mayonnaise guy but I'm not doing it" 😂

  • @DavidWahlstrom69sins
    @DavidWahlstrom69sins 7 лет назад +322

    The sandwich bit.........flawless, classic!

    • @farmalmta
      @farmalmta 5 лет назад +7

      The phone number thing. LOL. I used to go off on clerks like that, too... "what? you want to call me for a date? Ok, I'm good for Thursday night, but Friday is wife night, so I can't do Friday night. Let's do Outback Steakhouse!." You know, embarrass them. Now that I've mellowed I just give them "867-5309... that's eight, six, seven, five, three,oh, nih-ee-inneee". F'n millenials missed the '80's so they actually enter it.

    • @colingriffin6181
      @colingriffin6181 4 года назад +2

      I fucking died man, i haven't laughed so hard in my life

    • @m.williams3497
      @m.williams3497 4 года назад

      farmalmta 😐 no grandpa 👴 they just don’t give a fuck and inserted because they don’t give af. They don’t want your number . The Walmart and target owners do shocker 🙄. It’s not rocket science cool story tho 🤣🤣

  • @obesus787
    @obesus787 3 года назад +194

    I love how legit mad he makes himself talking about things that annoy him.

  • @jayg339
    @jayg339 7 месяцев назад +8

    This was my introduction to bill burr - late one night on netflix feeling good after a bowl or two and I was dying laughing. The next day I had to watch it again to make sure I wasnt just laughing because I was high. Bill Burr is the best - one of my favorite standup comics.

    • @claudiavalentijn1457
      @claudiavalentijn1457 4 месяца назад +1

      "The next day I had to watch it again to make sure I wasnt just laughing because I was high." 😂😂😂

    • @jayg339
      @jayg339 4 месяца назад

      @@claudiavalentijn1457 True Story 😂

  • @graysoncampbell3459
    @graysoncampbell3459 6 месяцев назад +3

    The older I get the more I agree with Bill. He's just one of the best.

  • @rich.trails
    @rich.trails 2 года назад +341

    The constant level of quality comedy writing with perfect delivery... Absolutely astonishing

    • @n.m.2174
      @n.m.2174 2 года назад +5

      Yes. From start to finish every time. He's great in interviews as well.

    • @benpietrzykowski9216
      @benpietrzykowski9216 Год назад +2

      He’s a master at one of the hardest crafts out there. All the respect in the world to him. You have to be quite smart to have the views he has

    • @timmoore6532
      @timmoore6532 11 месяцев назад +1

      Agree his wnba bit is soooo good with the f bomb deliveries! You, don't give a... fuuuuck about them lol

  • @hkhat19
    @hkhat19 2 года назад +15

    That delivery of “what are you a faaaaaaag” is legendary

    • @sharpedge3355
      @sharpedge3355 Год назад

      OMG, as I read your comment, I'm hearing him say it and laughing all over again, lololololol!!!

    • @KNR6292
      @KNR6292 Месяц назад

      Yep pretty much anytime a guy tries ti do something fun his buddies chime in "gahhhyyyyy"

  • @DD-dc5it
    @DD-dc5it 20 дней назад +2

    One of the best specials of all time.

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 11 месяцев назад +9

    Saw him live last September in Philly. Best stand up ever. Period.

  • @ThatRandomGuy146
    @ThatRandomGuy146 5 лет назад +172

    One of the rarer comedy specials where the laughs are literally non-stop

  • @thompsonj0120
    @thompsonj0120 6 лет назад +245

    "Dude im not cold, im not cold..Im just thinking of something I really agree with" LMFAO! Genius

    • @m.williams3497
      @m.williams3497 4 года назад

      aonewomancrowd you like 12?

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 3 года назад

      @aonewomancrowd You shake and you look like your saying yes very rapidly

    • @DenaturedProtein
      @DenaturedProtein 3 года назад

      @aonewomancrowd every spoke to an Indian?

  • @RuffianTux
    @RuffianTux 7 месяцев назад +5

    I've not seen this special in at least ten years. It amazes me how much of my day-to-day quips and anecdotes are from Bill! I didn't even realize how influential he would be to my outlook and sense of humor.

  • @fearlessleader8623
    @fearlessleader8623 8 месяцев назад +2

    Burr was so ahead of his time with this one

  • @BestofBurr
    @BestofBurr 7 лет назад +2796

    Bill burr will always be the greatest

    • @kcjones7735
      @kcjones7735 6 лет назад +13

      Indeed 😂😂💯🍻

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it's mia
      what the fucks a nia

    • @coldvoid
      @coldvoid 5 лет назад +8

      Sure, but it's spelled Ricky Gervais*

    • @penguin9941
      @penguin9941 5 лет назад +7

      CK

    • @zeppelinfan9360
      @zeppelinfan9360 5 лет назад +10

      Burr is awesome but, Carlin/Pryor are the greatest!

  • @hythsmskater
    @hythsmskater 7 лет назад +844

    do not watch this while high...I almost died

  • @Xjonnyukx
    @Xjonnyukx Год назад +17

    2022 and still killing it, the burr rants on RUclips are the only thing I listen too before going to sleep

    • @juliemiller9760
      @juliemiller9760 Год назад

      I watch comedians, but right before bed is a great idea. Jim Breuer, Bill Burr, Sebastian Maniscalco, Leanne Morgan. . .GOD BLESS all who give us the gift of laughter. I'm now going to give Dave Chappelle a l isten.

    • @NoBabiesThankU
      @NoBabiesThankU 10 месяцев назад

      Yea y it is so soothin right while u in bed tryin to sleep? lol and in a super comfy bed as it is, great sleep these 2 combos. Thought it was just me lol

  • @StanleyNunn
    @StanleyNunn 9 месяцев назад +1

    Watching this in July 2023. This man has been hilarious for a long time. lol

  • @AdityaTehlan
    @AdityaTehlan 2 года назад +25

    "dude i'm not cold, i'm just thinking of something i really agree with" HAHAHAHA

  • @Vandan9166
    @Vandan9166 5 лет назад +316

    This was, without a doubt, one of the best and funniest bits I ever heard in my life. And I am 63 years old. A few more years and I will look like that old guy he describes.
    Now I have to wait for my stomach to stop hurting. Thank you...

  • @mandeanraje2300
    @mandeanraje2300 6 месяцев назад +4

    You know you’re a stellar comedian when I can watch your specials over and over again and still laugh as I’m saying the joke with you.

  • @GOODNOIGHT
    @GOODNOIGHT Год назад +10

    Crazy how he went from small venues to seeing him at Oakland Arena last year. Legend.

  • @biscuitnougat5749
    @biscuitnougat5749 4 года назад +326

    Bill: “we need a plague”
    2020: hold my beer

  • @inuysha360
    @inuysha360 7 лет назад +35

    "it's so orange"
    omfg I fucking died

  • @SWEET-2381
    @SWEET-2381 Год назад +6

    Ight dude... jus found you... I think i broke a rib from laughing soo dam hard!!! I needed that!!! I thank you!!!!

  • @jimgordon3206
    @jimgordon3206 6 дней назад +1

    Bull Burr is the funniest man alive today. There were lots of other very funny people doing standup comedy, but Bill Burr is at the top of his game.

  • @zcxvasdfqwer1234
    @zcxvasdfqwer1234 7 лет назад +425

    His bit on women is much appreciated right now.

    • @autisticlittlegirl386
      @autisticlittlegirl386 7 лет назад +25

      Fucking yes

    • @LyftraS
      @LyftraS 5 лет назад +9

      Listen to patrice o neal on women onthe opie and anthony show, you'd love it. Patrice was burr's good friend and a profit you can tell their influence on each other

    • @randomcallum
      @randomcallum 4 года назад +6

      And 2 years later it’s still growing D;

    • @aphroditeg2712
      @aphroditeg2712 4 года назад

      Do you want a sandwich?

    • @321ozzy
      @321ozzy 4 года назад

      @nick Baker, three years later, still true

  • @Walking-MY-Path
    @Walking-MY-Path 7 лет назад +365

    Bill Burr: The Comedic Genius

  • @Jeff-Vader_head_of_catering
    @Jeff-Vader_head_of_catering Год назад +24

    May this man live to be 100 years old and do new comic routines the entire time!

  • @MichaelDeFillippo8889
    @MichaelDeFillippo8889 4 месяца назад +2

    Bill Burr is literally the Nostradamus of comedy..

  • @hollywooda111
    @hollywooda111 4 года назад +32

    Ohh man that bit at the end about the old guys face had my fucking crying!!!... Genius, fucking Genius!!

  • @rolandshalala
    @rolandshalala 7 лет назад +428

    Hands down the best comedian out there.

    • @sinekonata
      @sinekonata 5 лет назад +1

      Nah man he's amazing but he's like a less clever CK that's also a bigot.

    • @TheShakey99
      @TheShakey99 5 лет назад +12

      @@sinekonata can't get past 30 seconds of Louis

    • @sinekonata
      @sinekonata 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheShakey99
      There are 2 hints of possible explanations as to why in my previous comment.

    • @geesegooses
      @geesegooses 5 лет назад +11

      @@sinekonata bigot?

    • @tourem.harris3135
      @tourem.harris3135 5 лет назад +1

      Kevin Hart?

  • @leequesada439
    @leequesada439 8 месяцев назад +5

    "Are you wearin sandals? Middle of december wearin sandals like, "eh my feet don't get cold" *Looks around nervously* Absolutely nothing wrong with that Bill. LOL

  • @pm2007est
    @pm2007est Год назад +6

    Growing up in Massachusetts this really brings back memories. There is so many guys that talk like this, the stuff some people used to say. We had a guy in our neighborhood Brian Savage he used to bury a 12 pack of beer in the snow when he would come to someone’s house 🏡 he would just go on and on exactly like Bill just going off on everyone and their family. Anyone who lived in Massachusetts will recognize Bills style.

    • @betadecay6503
      @betadecay6503 Год назад +1

      Really thought that the whole beer in the snow thing was gonna go somewhere. You felt it was important enough to tell us that fact and his full name and then just nothing. Really?

  • @whytwojay
    @whytwojay 3 года назад +429

    Bill: I am so pro-swine flu, we need a plague, etc...
    Coronavirus: hold my McMuffin...

    • @cookncrook6902
      @cookncrook6902 3 года назад +16

      99% of people who get Covid live tho. 🤷‍♂️

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 3 года назад +2

      GENUIS 😂

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 3 года назад +11

      @@cookncrook6902 Unfortunately

    • @twraoylnledyou8511
      @twraoylnledyou8511 3 года назад +2

      Hold my bat

    • @haikyuunerd2955
      @haikyuunerd2955 3 года назад +2

      @THISIS THEGIRL Btw not every boomer is bad. You must not be one of the ones who had to watch a loved one die like thousands of others did. And responding to me by saying that it just kills fat people was incredibly immature. I wouldn't be surprised if you were some 11 year old upset you couldn't go to McDonald's to eat some nuggets because of the pandemic.

  • @ChazYocom
    @ChazYocom 2 года назад +168

    This used to be on Netflix, don't know why they took it off, hands down one of the best specials of his.

    • @samusfisher
      @samusfisher Год назад

      The fag jokes I reckon

    • @jamalalkaabi8
      @jamalalkaabi8 Год назад +5

      What about “ im sorry you feel this way “ special can’t find it online or on Netflix 🙃

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 Год назад +12

      They took it off because he offended sombody at netflix. I think he made a joke about some Asian dude and the Netflix guy got offended on the Asian dudes behalf.

    • @jamalalkaabi8
      @jamalalkaabi8 Год назад

      @@badjuju2721 which one specifically are you talking about?

    • @raman-kishoreduvvuri8498
      @raman-kishoreduvvuri8498 Год назад +10

      @@badjuju2721 I didn't hear about that but I just assumed it was bc he did that bit abt "what a fag!!"

  • @ronaldmitchell7575
    @ronaldmitchell7575 7 месяцев назад +1

    Every once in a while I wonder about my own sanity. But then I listened to your stand up and I know I'm fine.

  • @shahinaryan-taasheedaar4516
    @shahinaryan-taasheedaar4516 8 месяцев назад +2

    perfect... from start to end

  • @Outoutz
    @Outoutz 5 лет назад +40

    "i did my job. I picked up what i want i was gonna pay you but you weren't there" hahaha i love this guy

    • @patriciatomilonus7384
      @patriciatomilonus7384 3 года назад +1

      Everything he said. So very true. I've had those same thoughts lol

  • @eriknilsson8559
    @eriknilsson8559 7 лет назад +478

    ''Y'know''- Bill Burr 5000 times per minute

    • @TehBloodyYank556
      @TehBloodyYank556 7 лет назад +61

      Erik Nilsson it's brutal

    • @Mushfique13
      @Mushfique13 7 лет назад +41

      "I don't know man"

    • @guyshafer4809
      @guyshafer4809 6 лет назад +19

      "I don't know..." .... "Ya' know?" .... "Don't listen to me, I'm just full of shit..." 1.) Bill, uh, yeah you DO KNOW, 2.) Yes, absolutely, we KNOW, thank you Bill for reaffirming what we know but need affirmation!, 3.) No, Bill, you aren't full of shit.
      Thank you, Bill, you are the last of the Mohicans.

    • @taunokekkonen5733
      @taunokekkonen5733 5 лет назад +11

      Right?

    • @parkeypence5974
      @parkeypence5974 5 лет назад +5

      "It's unreal/brutal."

  • @charlieduff9727
    @charlieduff9727 11 месяцев назад +5

    One of best stand up gigs from anyone ive seen in 40 years

  • @mariahholden2088
    @mariahholden2088 Год назад +32

    best comedy standup special i’ve seen ever. so raw and smooth, it didn’t feel overly forced/scripted or cringe. brought up alot of interesting subjects too, can confidently state this special as a 10/10. thank you, also first video in maybe years that has made me have an almost laughin fit completely alone xD

    • @mhlorenzo
      @mhlorenzo 5 месяцев назад

      Lol because he's just being himself 😂

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 5 лет назад +142

    Bill Burr is just so savagely honest that I can't help but respect his point of view always!.😂

  • @michelleclements3468
    @michelleclements3468 3 года назад +74

    This guy is my absolute favorite comedian. I can listen to him do the bit like 1000 times and still piss myself laughing. In a bad mood? Not for long.

    • @missayawk
      @missayawk 2 года назад +1

      Mine too.When ever im feeling pissed.I put on B.B stand up.Cures me instantly.Its magic.

    • @sharpedge3355
      @sharpedge3355 Год назад

      Sooooo, thanks Bill!! He rants on my behalf cuz. my personality is just like his, lol. No patience for bs whatsoever!!

  • @matthewstanford3489
    @matthewstanford3489 9 месяцев назад +2

    This was free.. WTF THANK YOU.

  • @IlliniJake
    @IlliniJake Год назад +7

    My favorite stand up performance ever. Just brilliant.

  • @zagear
    @zagear 7 лет назад +70

    That cookie bit is gold.

  • @M8DBLESS
    @M8DBLESS 4 года назад +42

    The way he sets the jokes up is pure art wow

  • @patrickjones8281
    @patrickjones8281 Год назад +11

    I've never laughed so hard .bill and Dave are the best

  • @RogueStatusQVX
    @RogueStatusQVX 10 месяцев назад +4

    One of the best specials front to back. Instant classic

  • @matt-jc4ly
    @matt-jc4ly 5 лет назад +140

    515 dislikes?!? HOW CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS MAN......... you came here to watch a stand up comedian... this is comedy gold...

    • @jenniferhamm4783
      @jenniferhamm4783 4 года назад +7

      Bleeding hearts that take it too seriously!!!

    • @nagato4982
      @nagato4982 4 года назад +4

      This should be top comment

    • @ZekeMan62
      @ZekeMan62 4 года назад +6

      Snowflakes.

    • @whoknows3229
      @whoknows3229 4 года назад +8

      Oprah fans ?

    • @FB-vd7vi
      @FB-vd7vi 3 года назад +3

      Who gives a fuck that someone dislikes a video

  • @meowimashark3302
    @meowimashark3302 4 года назад +123

    10 years later and this has been and always will be an amazing show.

  • @franciscoreinoso8332
    @franciscoreinoso8332 9 месяцев назад +2

    "We need a plague", you got it pal... jajajajajaja

  • @erickoelmeyer1232
    @erickoelmeyer1232 2 дня назад +1

    I’m 58 and I love raw shit like this

  • @yvjohns
    @yvjohns 4 года назад +33

    11:10 "Dude, are you wearing sandals?"

  • @Yoder023
    @Yoder023 5 лет назад +366

    Dear women:
    This is about where every man is when it comes to the thinking process. Bill Burr just makes it funny so it's not so ugly

    • @veronicaswystun2235
      @veronicaswystun2235 5 лет назад +19

      Dear Yoder who thinks that women don't think this way, too: how do you think you'd stand up in a swine flu epidemic?

    • @CharlesVanexX
      @CharlesVanexX 5 лет назад +7

      He would, he'd be a work! Like a fuckin man should. Drink a few and smoke a cig and work like a dog

    • @alex_9949
      @alex_9949 4 года назад +4

      Basically never believe blanket statements

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 4 года назад +2

      Yoder023. True. He has provided the football Playbook

    • @thecurrentmoment
      @thecurrentmoment 4 года назад

      And this is a blanket statement also

  • @sunnygirl9691
    @sunnygirl9691 7 месяцев назад +1

    I like people like Bill because they say what they really think - no fake BS.

    • @nersha8472
      @nersha8472 7 месяцев назад +1

      For real he even acknowledges his shortcomings like "don't listen to me I'm a maniac" can't hate a guy who's so self conscious😂

  • @Aaron2hungry
    @Aaron2hungry 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bruh this is more relevant now than it was 10 years ago.