The perfect video to watch while having a meal made up of gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, lukewarm water, Jonathan-warm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar, brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinegar, again: oil and vinegar, vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, REAL olives, parsley, thyme, flour (NOT ALWAYS), chips, toast, soda, batter, food: the magic ingredient, carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, Skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not-so-hungry people, and syrup on the side (or waste product, if you want a REALLY kinky muffin)!
I literally bought an Infomaniac LEGO minifig (at considerable expense ...) to put on our knicknack shelf because my partner and I kept saying "I did not put" "whoops, you have to put" to each other after watching the original vids.
"The only thing we have to food is food itself." Now that's heavy man. Thanks for reposting your magnum opus. Praise Jonathan Lonathan, the man who took two turntables and a microphone and taught us to food, whilst making broccoli disappear in a microwave oven.. Nevoven.
With how long this is, I’m tempted to download it and listen to it like an audiobook. I might even subject my brother to it, since I’m going on a long road trip with him soon.
I dunno though I just died at the Swedish Chef visual while he said "derk cherklet cherps" and I would not have thought of that if just listening to it
@@Dr.QuarexYeah, doing it would mean missing out on the visual gags, which are a lot of the fun in YTPs. Doing it is a lot funnier in concept than it would be in practice.
Once I found out that DaThings creates subtitles for all the videos, I make sure to always have them on as I find that they truly *enhance* the experience. So if you do subject your brother to it, I say make him watch it with the subtitles on so he gets the full intended lawl experience. 😊 (it also kind of distracts from the obvious scene cuts)
The fact that it's titled (Full Series) makes me sad. The Food Series is one of my favorite long-running YTP series from you. I know there's probably no more Johnathan Lonathan content to use, but I still yearned to see more.
18:44 I so appreciate that for the fire alarm you used the proper code 3 temporal signal. It’s the small things that count and you nailed it. Also, I now know when to food thanks to you.
I watched the entirety of this with my dad, and when My dad was giving me cucumbers, Johnathan Lonathan was saying "Cute Little Cukes." and Coincidentally, He was serving me that and we both laughed at how he gave me what Johnathan Lonathan was saying. I'll never forget that moment. (Yay! He predicted the future.)
This series was one of your best, but I really appreciated that added dedication to Rick. It sent me searching down a rabbit hole that took me to his obituary page, where even Jonathan had left a note talking about his lifelong friendship from when they both met at 19. Those two are certainly deserving to be immortalized in the best way, as a DaThings YTP.
random thing but as a person with hypersensitivity i really appreciate the use of the muted beep sound, makes it much easier to watch. keep up the good work as usual
The amount of times I quote Chef Jonathan Lonathan through out the day, is obscene. Thank you for making my day to day vocabulary a giant pile of (RUclips) Poop :^D
Curiously, I had never heard of chef Jonathan Lonathan until this video. Until I noticed some striking editing choices I thought he was even a real person! Many thanks for the entertaining video.
This is one of my fav DaThings series, and is one of the first that I binged once stumbling upon the channel! 🤘 It resulted in lots of laughs! Not just by me, but by my mom as well, as we listened to a couple while stuck in road construction traffic last summer 😁♥️
I'm going to be updating this with some of my favorite lines because there's too many to remember by the end. But, I'm so far already cackling at the ingredient list consisting of "Olives and tomatoes" and then later, "REAL olives". What the heck then were the other olives?! 😂 Also on the ingredient list was specifically, "A family of four not-so-hungry people." Crap, I could only find a family of three not-so-hungry people. Can I make up the difference by adding more real olives? Aroundd 3:25, the bottle informing him, "I'm actually a Mediterranean salad dress--" all to get a "Shh..." and the lid quickly screwed back on to shut them up 😂😂 Next:"Want to know how to tell if a pear is ripe?" *Proceeds to violently bash the pear* 😅 "Did you know that four Americans will become born this year? And last year, this country died?" Deep...
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Finally, the Chef Jonathan Lonathan Powerathan Hourathan is here
and now we need a dvd set of this masterpiece.
Or, the alternative title: The Johnathan Paul Power LawL
@@Danominator The Johnathan Lonathan Triathlonathan
The Johnathan Lonathan Marathonathan
Jonathan Lonathan will be right back after these commercial worcials.
"This is cheese. Cheese is stored in the... I'm not gonna say it. It's not the time. Nevermind." Extremely underrated joke. LMAO
“And the carbon dioxide gets trapped.” [Admiral Akbar appears] “It’s a- fill in the blank.”
OMG i didn't get it until now
BALLS!
CHEESE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!
“This is a pretty typical example of nothing” is one of my favorite jokes of all time
It’s tied with the equal but opposing energy of “Something something something” “SPECIFY!” from Woods.
Then it cut straight to "Let's turn on the oven." Makes it even funnier
It just has so many applications in real life.
Same
The perfect video to watch while having a meal made up of gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, lukewarm water, Jonathan-warm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar, brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinegar, again: oil and vinegar, vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, REAL olives, parsley, thyme, flour (NOT ALWAYS), chips, toast, soda, batter, food: the magic ingredient, carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, Skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not-so-hungry people, and syrup on the side (or waste product, if you want a REALLY kinky muffin)!
how are you eating every food
nah, I'll muffin't
Good food
@@eeveemaster2206
With my mouth! :D
Serve with cornflakes, bacon, eggs, latkes, pizzadillas, and spanakopita... SPANAKOPITA!!
"all you have to do is pull out a cup to get a sippy" entered my lexicon and refused to leave. I say it almost every day.
same same same
Hey man, if life gives you a cup you gotta pull it out and have a sippy.
For me that's "Luke cold" and "Kalamata Halamata Olives"
Every time I see soup in any context I'm reminded of Wow! It's Made 3 "soup, soup, just eat the contents"
For me, it's, "Oh no! It's food. No one needs to know."
"Emotion" as he slices through thin air is incredible
I literally bought an Infomaniac LEGO minifig (at considerable expense ...) to put on our knicknack shelf because my partner and I kept saying "I did not put" "whoops, you have to put" to each other after watching the original vids.
Also “screggs” is now the standard term in our household
but do you randomly reverse words (skillet = skiks, bomb = bob)
_The Johnathan Lonathan Anthologan : The 5 Ws of Food_
*_In Theaters Eventually_*
Or more accurately, _The 6 Ws and 1 H of Food_
It’ll be out when it’s out, and we like that. It’ll be out when it’s out. But great work ethic.
Who
What
Wet
Warm
Wetter
Water
@@noisepuppetWhey, When, Whet, Why, and sometimes Yeet.
And put
Canon entries implies the existence of Chef Jonathan Lonathan AU videos and Fanfics
"Jon Locke Feeds the Emo Eaters" from 2012 and "The Leftovers" on DaThings2 are not canon
@@DaThingsWe'll see.. about THAT!
I mean, didn't Captpan6 make a Jonathan Lonathan YTP? that'd be Jonathan Lonathan fanfiction.
12:32 Rain Salad still kills me whenever i think about it, please just call it rain salad
Just please call it a rain salad. There's no reason not to for the love of god
"The only thing we have to food is food itself." Now that's heavy man.
Thanks for reposting your magnum opus. Praise Jonathan Lonathan, the man who took two turntables and a microphone and taught us to food, whilst making broccoli disappear in a microwave oven..
Nevoven.
I have been saying "frerf bread" a lot over these past few years, thank you for reminding me that Jonathan Lonathan taught me that.
And I’ve been saying “little bit bittle bit bidibidibidibit bitter”
6:44 I want this played at my funeral with ZERO explanantion
"cheese is stored in the ... I'm not gonna say it" still gets me every time
I long for Lonathan
wait
_longathan_
I got 20 minutes into this before realizing I forgot to turn the captions on, had to start over.
Yup, I'm with you, the captions *_are a must_* and genuinely add to the experience!
“The only thing we have to food is food itself”
Such a perfect wrap up for such a legendary series. Love you, Chef Jonathan Lonathan ❤️
Incidentally it's also my favourite Oingo Boingo song
i will forever refer to water that's just slightly cooler than tepid water as lukecold water.
Oh no! It's Food (Full Series) with Chef Jonathan Lonathan. Nobody has to know...
With how long this is, I’m tempted to download it and listen to it like an audiobook. I might even subject my brother to it, since I’m going on a long road trip with him soon.
I dunno though I just died at the Swedish Chef visual while he said "derk cherklet cherps" and I would not have thought of that if just listening to it
@@Dr.QuarexYeah, doing it would mean missing out on the visual gags, which are a lot of the fun in YTPs. Doing it is a lot funnier in concept than it would be in practice.
You could download it as a video. I'm pretty sure every video playing app on phones lets you lock the screen and just listen.
Once I found out that DaThings creates subtitles for all the videos, I make sure to always have them on as I find that they truly *enhance* the experience. So if you do subject your brother to it, I say make him watch it with the subtitles on so he gets the full intended lawl experience. 😊
(it also kind of distracts from the obvious scene cuts)
I've been debating on who to food for months, thank you for this comprehensive guide
But did you think about whether to food?
Or maybe even why the food
The fact that it's titled (Full Series) makes me sad. The Food Series is one of my favorite long-running YTP series from you. I know there's probably no more Johnathan Lonathan content to use, but I still yearned to see more.
Toriyama also thought dragon ball was over at the end of the original manga, maybe this is just the beginning /sar
18:44 I so appreciate that for the fire alarm you used the proper code 3 temporal signal. It’s the small things that count and you nailed it. Also, I now know when to food thanks to you.
"The only thing we have to food is food itself." Clearly a sentence never before used.
I watched the entirety of this with my dad, and when My dad was giving me cucumbers, Johnathan Lonathan was saying "Cute Little Cukes." and Coincidentally, He was serving me that and we both laughed at how he gave me what Johnathan Lonathan was saying. I'll never forget that moment.
(Yay! He predicted the future.)
"i'm actually a mediteraa-raia-aian salad dressin-"
"Shhh"
This series was one of your best, but I really appreciated that added dedication to Rick. It sent me searching down a rabbit hole that took me to his obituary page, where even Jonathan had left a note talking about his lifelong friendship from when they both met at 19. Those two are certainly deserving to be immortalized in the best way, as a DaThings YTP.
random thing but as a person with hypersensitivity i really appreciate the use of the muted beep sound, makes it much easier to watch. keep up the good work as usual
it really is so nice
Finally... the sequel to Whether to Food that we've all been waiting for... Definitely to Food!!
Timers to measure time, "thermometers to measure thermomets and mometers to measure mom and measuring containers to measure measurements" 😂😂😂
I love how terse he is when he says the last part😂
The captions being correct makes it soooo much funnier. Love it
HaH, Yeet.
I'm going through a really tough breakup and this video helped me laugh out loud. Thanks Jonathon Lonathon
not a minute in and "flour... NOT ALWAYS." still gets me
Now that's what I call cinema
Jonathan Lonathan Marathonathan
I got hit real hard with "I'm Alaskan *shorts out*" made me laugh waaay too hard
i'm so glad i'm not the only one
It’s a great day for Jonathans and Lonathans everywhere.
Jonathan Lonathan has taught me everything I know.
Wait, is TODAY the official Chef Johnathan Lonathan Day, and *that's* why we got this "______ to Foods" video?! 😮
Ah yes, the series that has introduced such phrases into my everyday vocab as “Hold Up, I’m Confoodsed” and “Cinnamoninamon”
Did I rewatch this series just a couple of weeks ago? Yes. Will I be watching this entire video? Also yes
Sometimes, Chef Jonathan Lonathan is vaguely threatening, it spices up his cooking show. Five stars!
Delicious. Finally some good fucking FooF
Continually glad that DaThings puts subtitles on these, my APD ass would NOT understand it otherwise.
Jonathan is my favorite Lonathan, but he forgot the most important ingredient...
a mammoth
The word mixing is the best thing in a YTP and DaThings is nailing it! My chest hurts from laughing!
I couldn’t come up with a good Johnathan Lonathan joke so here’s a random quote:
“Feta is a cheese.”
Be scared of plain yogurt
We don’t talk about pesto, no no no! 💃🕺💃🕺
Hell yea... ingredience
snense
34:23 - Most important lesson of all: Remember this Jelly Donut, because YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK...
The amount of times I quote Chef Jonathan Lonathan through out the day, is obscene. Thank you for making my day to day vocabulary a giant pile of (RUclips) Poop :^D
Nothing makes me uncontrollably laugh like the section of the guy drinking the boba tea😂
I have awaited the return of Chef Jonathan Lonathan :D Thanks DaThings!
Thank you dathings for being dedicated to your work, raising a generation and never being a creep
What kind of DOOF makes a YTP FOOD compilation ? The obvious answer is a powerful Yes.
I hope we get a new Wow It's Made soon. Those things are some of the best videos ever uploaded to RUclips.
I'M FROM TEXAS YALL will live with me forever in my brain until the day I die
Thanks DaThings! Now I can finally Food.
Curiously, I had never heard of chef Jonathan Lonathan until this video. Until I noticed some striking editing choices I thought he was even a real person! Many thanks for the entertaining video.
“If you’re feeling very risky and you really want it to hurt, you can use your frying pan as a crying pan.”
“Wow, way to prevent food borne illness, everyone.” I’m sorry 😢
17:42 “To put or not to put, that is the question.” - Silliam Whakespear
I could cry I am so happy they’re all in one place
This is one of my fav DaThings series, and is one of the first that I binged once stumbling upon the channel! 🤘
It resulted in lots of laughs! Not just by me, but by my mom as well, as we listened to a couple while stuck in road construction traffic last summer 😁♥️
23:14 "extremely virtually" this joke still kills the hell out of me no matter how many times I've heard it.
OMG Thank you!! This is my favourite YTP to fall asleep to!
I lost it at 38:18 - “You don’t want to be like this guy. Really, really, really, really, really, you don’t.”
the reset button and the blueberries poem always gets me
This was absolutely brilliant, Ellie! Thanks for the laughs. :)
this is the perfect thing to watch while I food
Your unique humor and personality shines through in your edits and that's why your videos are so lasting and special
"Finally, some good f**kin' food."
Dallas? Salad!
YES!!!! YES!!!! FINALLY!!!! THE LONATHAN SAGA!!!!
Waow, I was going through the playlist recently anyway, another reason to rewatch my favorite series, thanks!
10:40 covers old internet perfectly
'Oh no! It's food. Nobody has to know'
"jalapeno fingernails" im dying
My new favorite longform video on youtube.
5:10 I love this part so much 😂
thank you for the gift that is the food series, I come and watch this when i'm having a bad day and it always cheers me up :')
I always wonder what the people in DaThings YTPs would if they saw them. I'd like to think they'd find it at least a little amusing.
i mean, some former Jeopardy contestants whose episodes got turned into the Jeopardy's Tooth series found them and commented on those videos
i'm so happy to see this. this has been my favorite YTP series of all time
Thank you for blessing us 🙏 Will be marathoning this tonight and with my wife and kids in the future in our home theatre 😍✨
I'm going to be updating this with some of my favorite lines because there's too many to remember by the end. But, I'm so far already cackling at the ingredient list consisting of "Olives and tomatoes" and then later, "REAL olives". What the heck then were the other olives?! 😂
Also on the ingredient list was specifically, "A family of four not-so-hungry people." Crap, I could only find a family of three not-so-hungry people. Can I make up the difference by adding more real olives?
Aroundd 3:25, the bottle informing him, "I'm actually a Mediterranean salad dress--" all to get a "Shh..." and the lid quickly screwed back on to shut them up 😂😂
Next:"Want to know how to tell if a pear is ripe?" *Proceeds to violently bash the pear* 😅
"Did you know that four Americans will become born this year? And last year, this country died?" Deep...
perfect to watch while eating lunch!
Dirk Chirclirt Chirps had me crying for an hour!!!😂😂😂
Is the Biden opacity thing a shout out to very tall bart? Lmao!!! Amazingly hilarious video, I absolutely lost it at the jalapeño joke
I'll always love the reset button wiping out whatever was in the microwave
I feel like this man is being held captive by DaThings. we need more food content from Jonathan Lonathan
Food: The definitive collection ❤️
golden classic series
I first learned to food warshing Johna Lona
This comp is pure gold. In gonna watch this over and over for like a week lol
Your videos are all treasures
I still have to wonder if Chef Jonathan Locke is aware of all of these!~
Mixing adjective with nouns half and half has to be what makes me laugh the most
I wonder how many of these recipes you could actually recreate, outside of Mr Lonathan's reality
he's back and he's he, and he's back!
I can't believe it took six entire minutes to finally give in and do a SuS joke.