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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @code_koriel
    @code_koriel 11 месяцев назад +6693

    The fact that this one was sponsored by Factor, but not the frozen dinner one, was a huge missed opportunity for the company.

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum 11 месяцев назад +69

      Not really. This isnt the frozen dinner ranking.

    • @code_koriel
      @code_koriel 11 месяцев назад +301

      @@Donovarkhallum yup, i know. im saying that Factor could've sponsored the frozen dinner one instead. The sponsor skit would've blended in flawlessly.

    • @orochirel
      @orochirel 11 месяцев назад +303

      I was waiting for it to be sponsored by “Magic Spoon”

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum 11 месяцев назад +23

      @@code_koriel oh I see thought you meant factor frozen meals when you said frozen diner one. Got confused

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum 11 месяцев назад +57

      @@orochirel that cereal taste like butt. I hate that wendigoon jerks it off. thee flavors are very muted. And it's almost cardboard tasting.

  • @MrMojo23100
    @MrMojo23100 11 месяцев назад +6995

    The real question was not answered, did eating Corn Flakes cure Papa Meat's masturbation addiction like the cereal inventor intended?

  • @ryanryanson5472
    @ryanryanson5472 11 месяцев назад +1764

    captain crunch being tied up and forgotten in the attic should be a running gag

    • @esperago
      @esperago 11 месяцев назад +25

      How about it's not "captain" crunch. It's "cap'n" crunch. Meat gets it wrong a thousand times, too.

    • @PenwithAk
      @PenwithAk 11 месяцев назад

      @@esperagocaptain crunch more like poop crap dummy head crunch

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 11 месяцев назад +11

      What happened to the Trix rabbit though?

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@gaminggoof1542unlike captain crunch, he was eviscerated in such a gruesome way it couldnt be shown on camera. he showed weakness and thus he paid the ultimate price

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Wulfjager lol. I thought he was gonna show up at the end having escaped.

  • @drakecarstens9350
    @drakecarstens9350 8 месяцев назад +448

    The appeal to eating the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is drinking the milk after you finish the cereal. That’s why it’s designed to get washed off.

    • @geekgirl616
      @geekgirl616 4 месяца назад +22

      Naw man I exclusively eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch dry it’s SO good that way

    • @braedynhamaliuk4402
      @braedynhamaliuk4402 4 месяца назад +7

      CTC is by FAR the best cereal there, then a mix of loops and Tony

    • @jprec5174
      @jprec5174 4 месяца назад +2

      It's been so long since i've had any of these cereals I couldn't even guess to think which ones i'd like as an adult. Crapple jacks and frosted fakes were the house picks back in the day.

    • @joebauers3746
      @joebauers3746 3 месяца назад +1

      Was my favorite cereal as a kid. Yaked one morning after eating them, no idea if it was the cereal, have not had them again in 40+ years. Got nauseous once I saw them on screen, even worse now reliving the memories... lol

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k 2 месяца назад +3

      @@braedynhamaliuk4402 It's good but Golden Grahams are the best cereal ever made.

  • @danielavant8102
    @danielavant8102 11 месяцев назад +1020

    The cereal mascot’s blood being milk was a nice touch.

    • @ADLC01
      @ADLC01 11 месяцев назад +26

      That wasn't milk

    • @TheTravelingDemon
      @TheTravelingDemon 11 месяцев назад +37

      Oh, that's why it was white. I thought he just did that for monetization, gotcha.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@TheTravelingDemon Well that's another valid reason ngl 👍

    • @strxwbxrry_420
      @strxwbxrry_420 11 месяцев назад +4

      This being the top comment (which is shared on mobile right under the profile) spoiled the surprise, but yeah, that is a nice touch

    • @Manticorn
      @Manticorn 11 месяцев назад +5

      But then the blood of the serial killers at the end was also white lol

  • @meadamillion
    @meadamillion 11 месяцев назад +2991

    I love how he actually made "serial killers" as the "cereal killers" in this video

    • @darknes2742
      @darknes2742 11 месяцев назад +7

      Wut?

    • @alenwake3445
      @alenwake3445 11 месяцев назад +53

      They are going to kill the cereal mascots which makes them "cereal killers"

    • @Mantosasto
      @Mantosasto 11 месяцев назад +133

      Damn, I didn't piece it together until you spelled it out for me, I feel dumb haha

    • @Kewrock
      @Kewrock 11 месяцев назад +19

      17 minutes in to it. I just made that connection. 🤔

    • @DA-D00OD
      @DA-D00OD 11 месяцев назад +8

      Ooooooooooooo I get it now

  • @bryce866
    @bryce866 11 месяцев назад +2078

    The fact hunter just kept eating nuts and bolts for 40 minutes was kinda weird, but im here for it!

    • @jessenaylor3851
      @jessenaylor3851 11 месяцев назад +24

      I love this video format! It's so creatively funny and unique!

    • @hankanatorpoo8777
      @hankanatorpoo8777 11 месяцев назад +43

      his names papa meat to you buddy

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      The fact hunter is doing TV content is amazing ☺️☺️☺️❤️

    • @avonire
      @avonire 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@CharlieRuyung Making fun of bots by repeatedly posting the same comment and being equally as annoying?

    • @Delusional.Thomas
      @Delusional.Thomas 11 месяцев назад +3

      Fantano comment type shit 😂

  • @MovableMosquito
    @MovableMosquito 7 месяцев назад +363

    We just not gonna talk about how the Trix rabbit just wasn't there when he lost the round? Like his seat was empty, is he sneaking around the studio waiting to strike hunter for revenge?

    • @GooberGarry
      @GooberGarry 5 месяцев назад +22

      No he already got killed previously

    • @Bunnylover9000
      @Bunnylover9000 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@GooberGarrybut where’s his corpse?

    • @Collato
      @Collato 4 месяца назад +21

      I think Hunter just had a heart cause I was kinda feeling legit dread seeing the Trix rabbit like that and knowing no way in hell Hunter will like Trix.

  • @UpperlevelJeffstream
    @UpperlevelJeffstream 11 месяцев назад +869

    Dennis Rader is still alive and incarcerated at El Dorado. Met a guy recently who was a C.O. there and when he would take Rader out for his designated shower time he would just stare at the officer through the little door window. What’s more chilling is the fact that in the early 70’s my grandmas house was broken into and police confirmed it to be the BTK. Luckily for my grandma (and my literal existance) she wasn’t home, however very specific items were stolen during the break in. In order to distance themselves from BTK, my grandparents moved to Park City. Not knowing that they had moved in mere blocks away from Raders home. My grandma to this day will still talk about how Rader (an animal control officer at the time) would always walk past their house, telling my grandma that one of these days he would have her dogs taken away or euthanized if they didn’t stop barking at him. Luckily nothing came of it. Still wild to think about how my literal existence would’ve been altered if he had gotten to my grandma. May he rot in hell.

    • @gavintucker264
      @gavintucker264 11 месяцев назад +30

      Came to comment that he was still alive 😂 funny story I actually attended the same college he did

    • @itsmeais1736
      @itsmeais1736 11 месяцев назад +27

      damn wtf Jeff im glad yr here 😭 that's insane

    • @x0j
      @x0j 11 месяцев назад

      dangerous way of thinking, anyone can alter your existence simply by turning their steering wheel 30 degrees

    • @tomc-d5071
      @tomc-d5071 11 месяцев назад +10

      I must be slow but if the BTK is dennis rader, how did she move away from BTK only to move next to Dennis rader in park city if they’re the same person?

    • @stevem7192
      @stevem7192 11 месяцев назад

      Its also said Dennis Rader has a micropenis and it may be a source of his psychosis.

  • @michikip45
    @michikip45 11 месяцев назад +386

    The animated bits being added in to the life action videos lately has been my absolute favorite thing every time

  • @deadlyincompetent
    @deadlyincompetent 11 месяцев назад +9873

    It took me 35 minutes to fucking realize it was serial killers killing cereal, jesus christ.
    Edit; 8k thumbs up allows me to sleep at night knowing I'm not the dumbest human on planet earth. Thank you all.

    • @contagiousremorse
      @contagiousremorse 11 месяцев назад +443

      Tbf his whole intro was an exaggerated "cereal killer" pun💀

    • @Pekoe.
      @Pekoe. 11 месяцев назад +75

      fuckin how

    • @PercabethLovernot
      @PercabethLovernot 11 месяцев назад +186

      username tracks

    • @sxlrac_barlos3392
      @sxlrac_barlos3392 11 месяцев назад +75

      @@Pekoe.i only got it because i was so confused as to why they were there haha but i wouldn’t be surprised if it took me longer

    • @Cumknuckler
      @Cumknuckler 11 месяцев назад +4

      My dad when he worked for General Mills was given a painting of all the General Mills cereal mascots being lined up for an execution via firing squad. The piece was called “Cereal Killers”

  • @hunthighlights
    @hunthighlights 5 месяцев назад +66

    3:18 Capn Crunch is a pirate, and the cereal is supposed to look like gold dubloons and gems like you'd find in a pirates chest.

    • @ihateorgans
      @ihateorgans Месяц назад +1

      holy shir youre right theyre gems ...

    • @djsmith9365
      @djsmith9365 Месяц назад +1

      He was a pirate, but now he’s a navy man

  • @sparkdog99
    @sparkdog99 11 месяцев назад +900

    As someone who’s unfortunately stuck here in Wichita Kansas, BTK ain’t dead. He’s rotting away in solitary confinement in El Dorado Prison

    • @ericpettyfishing
      @ericpettyfishing 11 месяцев назад +35

      We aren't unfortunate brother. Wichita rules.

    • @dalgusmaximus4557
      @dalgusmaximus4557 11 месяцев назад +25

      At least he's probably getting the shit kicked out of him in prison.

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 10 месяцев назад +130

      @@dalgusmaximus4557Think you misunderstood the whole “solitary confinement” part

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 10 месяцев назад +2

      oh good. i was so worried.

    • @dalgusmaximus4557
      @dalgusmaximus4557 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@WaterVolt1917 yeah I had no idea how I missed that part. The comment was barely 2 sentences long. 😂

  • @MilkApe
    @MilkApe 11 месяцев назад +1352

    Papa didn't tell me to come on in, and sit on down in this one so I had to watch the whole thing standing outside of my house

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 3 месяца назад +23

    3:33 "I am a skim milk kinda man" with the doubtful dog face overlay KILLED me

  • @ChristochatBTW
    @ChristochatBTW 11 месяцев назад +3735

    no fruity pebbles, no Reece's puffs... absolutely criminal

    • @FatalDreidel
      @FatalDreidel 11 месяцев назад +136

      And no Oreo-Os

    • @savyartist
      @savyartist 11 месяцев назад +233

      missing out on honey comb too. im honestly surprised cocoa pebbles made it up so high. I hate the cardboard like texture once they get soggy.

    • @minecraftman6376
      @minecraftman6376 11 месяцев назад +82

      Yes honey comb and krave missing is major L I demand a rematch krave would win

    • @thed.m.a.c4604
      @thed.m.a.c4604 11 месяцев назад +38

      No mascot ... criminal

    • @ChristochatBTW
      @ChristochatBTW 11 месяцев назад +5

      @thed.m.a.c4604 so just because of the video gimmick, some actually good cereals missed out

  • @battiemanks3045
    @battiemanks3045 11 месяцев назад +178

    Cap’n Crunch alone and weeping surrounded by the corpses of his peers at the end was so horrifyingly tragic and hilarious at the same time. The storylines and animation in these style videos are so good!
    Thanks Papa Meat and crew for making such a fun video and for donating to your local food bank!

  • @Bloomser
    @Bloomser 11 месяцев назад +2017

    No Reese’s Puffs is criminal

    • @ceyluh3041
      @ceyluh3041 11 месяцев назад +169

      or fruity pebbles

    • @jesseyclure5730
      @jesseyclure5730 11 месяцев назад +108

      Honey comb

    • @devoteeofmediocrity821
      @devoteeofmediocrity821 11 месяцев назад +144

      Probably because the only mascot they had was that black kid. And animating a cereal killer doing… haha whew. Yeah, it was intentional.

    • @pojunskii
      @pojunskii 11 месяцев назад +17

      for real, that could've been top, what about cinnamon toast crunch?

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob 11 месяцев назад +36

      Or Golden Grahams

  • @nmonalmstreet1287
    @nmonalmstreet1287 4 месяца назад +15

    Hey brother I know this is super old video from 6 months ago but I really needed this content the depression has been hitting hard lately and let me tell you your videos are definitely helping you're the fucking best bro

  • @sumpterino
    @sumpterino 11 месяцев назад +627

    These "Ranking every X" vids are basically "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" if it was recorded by a bunch of hobos on a bad acid trip

  • @DIRKDARCO
    @DIRKDARCO 11 месяцев назад +125

    The lighting in this video is immaculate, feels like a nice morning before school and papa meats our dad giving us breakfast before sending us off

  • @vilegoblin
    @vilegoblin 11 месяцев назад +130

    The Apple Jacks commercial always disturbed me as a kid, because the Cinammon was like, rushing to commit suicide in order to enhance somebodies cereal, and the Apple was always trying to save him/beat him to it.

  • @SlowestKing
    @SlowestKing 4 месяца назад +9

    The worst part about the intro to the final round (31:20) is the mascots' facial expressions: only Fred and the Bee seem to know what's in store, Tony and Barney have nothing going on upstairs, Waffle Boy is just excited to see new people, and meanwhile Cap'n Crunch is fantasizing about going balls deep in that Bee-hind...

  • @matt_vera_era
    @matt_vera_era 11 месяцев назад +128

    “Gotta go with my boi Tony” *Dahmer aggressively injects Tony with zombie serum*

  • @danielbustillo9332
    @danielbustillo9332 11 месяцев назад +396

    Dude as a fellow animator it really does blow my mind the amount of work you do to crank these quality videos out consistently. Mad props.

    • @tcave0
      @tcave0 11 месяцев назад

      Tbf a lot of them are pre recorded

    • @gimpscam9976
      @gimpscam9976 11 месяцев назад +10

      He hires other people. Almost all his animations aren’t really by him. He just does the main frames and storyboard. They do the rest.

    • @danielbustillo9332
      @danielbustillo9332 11 месяцев назад

      @@gimpscam9976 I figured but still it’s impressive

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 11 месяцев назад

      Honorable Mentions, Kit Kat cereal, Reeces Puffs, Fruity Pepples, Oreo-O's, Wendy's Shake cereal and Corn Pops. F**k u Nick!!

    • @Russ410
      @Russ410 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@gimpscam9976he’s shown himself animating lmao. Yes he has animators but he also does a lot of his own shit

  • @noelisratrabulsy9679
    @noelisratrabulsy9679 11 месяцев назад +138

    When Gacy smacked the Golden Crisps Bear with the hammer my heart broke.

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 11 месяцев назад +9

      No one is talking about the Sugar Bear Game Grumps reference and it’s killing me.

  • @funkydunkas101
    @funkydunkas101 2 месяца назад +8

    14:22 I like how every mascot looks creepy except poor trix

  • @bentyoutube2612
    @bentyoutube2612 11 месяцев назад +221

    It took me till 18:05 to pick on the fact that the everyone taking out the mascots were CEREAL killers. I may be an idiot but you sir are an intelligent lad.

    • @bransonpearson4882
      @bransonpearson4882 11 месяцев назад +2

      Considering I didn't realize it until 14:18, I'm right there with ya, bro. RIP: Us

  • @IrfanQurashi
    @IrfanQurashi 11 месяцев назад +312

    At this point, Papa Meat could produce his own sit-com show and i'd sell both hands to be an audience member to that live taping.

    • @catsaregreat6314
      @catsaregreat6314 11 месяцев назад

      sell ur feet instead they’ll go for more

    • @thomasgoude8800
      @thomasgoude8800 11 месяцев назад +10

      He would be the best horror/ fun show host. He deserves a true show

    • @tmillz120
      @tmillz120 11 месяцев назад +10

      How would you applaud

    • @ye_olde_harlot9873
      @ye_olde_harlot9873 11 месяцев назад

      Probably by slapping his stumps together like a seal ​@tmillz120

    • @netfliix7604
      @netfliix7604 11 месяцев назад +2

      he needs an adult swim show it would be PERFECT on that channel honestly his humor and animation style i was convinced he was an animator or something for them still convinced he actually is

  • @paolocamacho1999
    @paolocamacho1999 11 месяцев назад +234

    Sir I have to say this might your magnum opus. The sitcom opening, the interactions you have with your art, the Art’s storyline, your personality during the ranking sections. It was perfect. This is gives me the same vibes as classic AVGN. An awesome display of your talent.

    • @Doinky420
      @Doinky420 11 месяцев назад +6

      I don’t like how much I agree with you on the AVGN thing

    • @joebauers3746
      @joebauers3746 3 месяца назад

      His taste is pretty damn good too. Totino's pizza and Crunchberries both ranked #1, exactly where I would have them too.

  • @h30nightmare13
    @h30nightmare13 8 месяцев назад +43

    Incase anyone wants to know the time where the executioners kill the cereal characters here it is
    1st: 8:53
    2nd: 13:11
    3rd: 22:44
    4th: 26:39
    5th: 30:58
    Final results place
    5th place: 34:39
    4th place: 34:58
    3rd place: 35:41
    2nd place: 36:43
    Winner!: 37:30

    • @dwarft_eXtreme
      @dwarft_eXtreme 3 месяца назад

      here is the trix rabbit? they just didn't animate him?

    • @FlutterLover-xo3hx
      @FlutterLover-xo3hx 2 месяца назад

      Thats what i thought​@@dwarft_eXtreme

    • @lulny12
      @lulny12 Месяц назад

      @@dwarft_eXtremehe got annihilated

    • @wegoneparty
      @wegoneparty 24 дня назад

      im just here to watch the mascots die. thanks!!

  • @jwanta79
    @jwanta79 11 месяцев назад +725

    The biggest problem with Frosted Flakes is the fact that if you don't eat them all within 3 minutes of the milk hitting them they turn into disgusting soggy pieces of toilet paper.

    • @weasel1822
      @weasel1822 11 месяцев назад +27

      3 minutes??? Your cereal definitely gives you more time my experience is more like a minute if I’m lucky LOL

    • @Guevon_Pajaro
      @Guevon_Pajaro 11 месяцев назад +12

      30 seconds, dude. its insane. 😅

    • @adonistechshow2308
      @adonistechshow2308 11 месяцев назад +18

      I love both crispy and soggy Frosted Flakes, just all around perfection

    • @overcastingdays
      @overcastingdays 11 месяцев назад

      So true

    • @nichole8447
      @nichole8447 11 месяцев назад +2

      That’s why you gotta use less milk and drizzle it all over it’s fire when they are still a little hard

  • @Rusted_Obsidian
    @Rusted_Obsidian 11 месяцев назад +161

    I genuinely think I enjoy his longer videos of any content over his animations. I love having him as background noise AND watching him.

    • @avashaw4006
      @avashaw4006 11 месяцев назад +7

      Same, he's so great for chores or obnoxiously long car rides lmao

    • @DarkSlasher36
      @DarkSlasher36 11 месяцев назад +5

      @TemmiePlays jontrons said worse, he has a higher budget and more connections and what content? hes done food tier lists which is something everyone has done Jontron was also following that trend when he did his he did not pioneer them, SCPs something Jon has not covered, a few degenerates on the internet something Jon has not covered, if you mean the movie review format then sure thats fair but you're blatently ignoring 80% of the rest of his uploads.

    • @tr33chimes48
      @tr33chimes48 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@TemmiePlays Then why tf are you here?? Just to be negative about everything?

  • @thehumandirigible4882
    @thehumandirigible4882 11 месяцев назад +148

    Gotta say Hunter, you're a wizard. I usually hated the Trix rabbit as a kid because I always thought he was annoying, yet here I am looking at his teary-eyed dismay and feeling awful sorry for the poor bastard.

    • @WackyToonsOfficial
      @WackyToonsOfficial 11 месяцев назад +10

      I actually wondered what happened to him because he wasn’t even on the chair

    • @SnowpawShaw
      @SnowpawShaw 8 месяцев назад +2

      He escaped! I was so relieved!
      ...Hunter is dead to me for killing Chip the Wolf

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 5 месяцев назад

      ​@SnowpawShaw he didn't escape. He just got killed and put away before the round was even over

    • @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517
      @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517 4 месяца назад

      Trix yogurt is the real goat they should bring that back and cancel the cereal

  • @ShadowtheUltimateLifeform69
    @ShadowtheUltimateLifeform69 5 месяцев назад +5

    You drew the Trix rabbit the most normal, I almost felt bad he lost

  • @TheTokan123
    @TheTokan123 11 месяцев назад +230

    No one else puts this much work into food Tier list videos like papameat

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser 11 месяцев назад +1

      he’s a good Big Boy

    • @aahnecroth
      @aahnecroth 11 месяцев назад +2

      he should do a crossover with brutalmoose

  • @LordDeucalion
    @LordDeucalion 10 месяцев назад +420

    Came for the cereal ranking, stayed for the cereal killing

  • @BananaManInaPan
    @BananaManInaPan 11 месяцев назад +158

    How do you even come up with these scenarios dude? The art/animation, the story, the acting is on point. 10/10.

    • @loopedlola
      @loopedlola 11 месяцев назад +6

      I know why doesn’t he have an adult swim show like check it out or Eric Andre😭😭😭

    • @JuanDenis-b9m
      @JuanDenis-b9m 3 месяца назад +1

      Serial killers killing cereal? Wtf do you mean "how"

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 7 месяцев назад +8

    20:28 watch in a few months the boxes are going to have Lucky’s eye moved slightly to the left.
    But seriously that’s such a massive improvement and I hate that I will never unsee dirty they did his eyes

  • @MannyNamiro
    @MannyNamiro 11 месяцев назад +419

    I love it when Hunter puts himself through torture by food. It's like a car crash; you just can't look away.

    • @AlpacaButts
      @AlpacaButts 11 месяцев назад +5

      ...You think eating cereal for money is torture?

    • @MannyNamiro
      @MannyNamiro 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@AlpacaButts Considering how much sugar is in those things? Yes. I got kinda sick just watching this video.

    • @Sithedd
      @Sithedd 11 месяцев назад

      Who the fuck is Hunter?

    • @atch300
      @atch300 11 месяцев назад

      “Hunter”

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 11 месяцев назад

      ​@Lovemeew48
      Hard Jack Off P●●●●!!

  • @Nickboy275
    @Nickboy275 11 месяцев назад +82

    I absolutely love how you integrate your animations into your vids. It puts a bizarre twist that no one else does.

  • @lonick1692
    @lonick1692 11 месяцев назад +519

    When is ranking every meat, Papa MEAT

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo 11 месяцев назад +9

      If penguin meat is not on the table it’s a waste of time.

    • @micromage6103
      @micromage6103 11 месяцев назад +2

      Gotta do a collab with Babish, since he already did the every meat burrito.

    • @zawwnypow5813
      @zawwnypow5813 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@dyslexicboogaloo bro what lmaooo

    • @embryodemocracy1275
      @embryodemocracy1275 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I can't wait to see what he thinks of human

    • @john_t_england
      @john_t_england 11 месяцев назад +1

      There is only one meat.

  • @MiaMooreA
    @MiaMooreA 7 месяцев назад +17

    Problem is trix are for kids, you cant taste the full flavour.

  • @benjisdad16
    @benjisdad16 10 месяцев назад +475

    29:15 when I was a kid, Cookie Crisp had two mascots. A wolf and a guy. They were actually burglars and there was a cop who chased them in the commercials.

    • @benjaminamouroux8395
      @benjaminamouroux8395 10 месяцев назад +22

      Yup! I was like where are the burglars?!

    • @Ghostchickie
      @Ghostchickie 9 месяцев назад +16

      It was a burglar and a small lil dog when I was a kiddo.

    • @ESP-Collectibles
      @ESP-Collectibles 9 месяцев назад +7

      You aint even old then, it was originally a little dog

    • @benjaminamouroux8395
      @benjaminamouroux8395 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@ESP-Collectibles weird flex but cool story

    • @ESP-Collectibles
      @ESP-Collectibles 9 месяцев назад

      @@benjaminamouroux8395 o.p. Is acting old 1st, so its cool to chime in 👍

  • @SarhcBannitoot
    @SarhcBannitoot 11 месяцев назад +169

    1 Wooden cereal bowls is 🤌👌 peak aesthetics
    2 Heavens Gate shirt goes hard af and I want one.
    3 Zodiac Killer was always the scariest to me and even though this is a caricature of him you still managed to capture that unsettling Michael Meyers esc brutal creepiness about him.

  • @rubberwoody
    @rubberwoody 10 месяцев назад +157

    the "shit on a bunch of frozen meals" to "get sponsored by factor" pipeline is 2 feet long

  • @shaynegoesoink7
    @shaynegoesoink7 14 дней назад +1

    17:40 is when i realized he brought the killers in because their cereal killers

  • @12345TheRespect
    @12345TheRespect 11 месяцев назад +168

    “I don’t know I almost want the lucky charms without the marshmallows” you crazy bastard. No one has ever said that in their life

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 11 месяцев назад +12

      I sort of get it? The issue is that the marshmallows have a weird half-crunch to them and I don't like how it feels in my mouth. I like the marshmallows soggy cause it fixes that texture issue, but then the cereal bits are also soggy which I don't want.
      Basically they need to make the marshmallows softer

    • @garrenbrooks4778
      @garrenbrooks4778 11 месяцев назад +6

      The marshmallows are literal fucking chalk

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@garrenbrooks4778 well, they're more like literally sugar, but when not soggy it may as well be like eating chalk when it comes to the texture, I agree! I've always struggled to describe the texture, and you got it right! The texture when not soggy is like biting into chalk indeed

    • @Tax_Collector01
      @Tax_Collector01 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@SpecialInterestShow They seem freeze-dried to me.

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 11 месяцев назад

      @@Tax_Collector01 yeah I believe so. If you ever go to an Amish store, they actually have the "charms" and they call them freeze-dried marshmallows, I believe!

  • @JamesColby-g1n
    @JamesColby-g1n 11 месяцев назад +39

    I love how at least one mascot in each round looks normal and the others are in that classic papa meat style

  • @mawr2517
    @mawr2517 9 месяцев назад +124

    This was a very nice idea for a video, i watched the entire thing, barely strayed away, even gave me the motivation to clean my room (been putting it off a few weeks)
    Please keep building on the “Fucked up Blues Clues/Mr Rodgers neighborhood ” vibe like in the beginning, this is a hit

  • @Bragthepro
    @Bragthepro 5 месяцев назад +3

    Dude, your videos are awesome. They’re somewhat short and digestible compared to other ranking videos with that are sometimes around 2-3hrs You’re awesome dude continue doing what you do.

  • @racerex340
    @racerex340 11 месяцев назад +150

    Jesus Christ Hunter, the twist of having the "cereal" killers murder the cereal mascots is the most Papa Meat way of doing a ranking video ever... Terrifyingly Genius!

    • @katsu1715
      @katsu1715 11 месяцев назад +4

      honestly...it took me like 18 minutes to realize the pun

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 11 месяцев назад +3

      It's "serial" killer. The "serial" killers are "cereal" killers in this video.

    • @racerex340
      @racerex340 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@dangerxbadger2300 congratulations, that's the point... Spelled it cereal because, you know, it's about rating cereal.

    • @Nikkosunshines
      @Nikkosunshines 11 месяцев назад

      @@katsu1715if I didn’t say the words out loud when describing it to my boyfriend I would have died just accepting these as unrelated hunter things

  • @leoperez8852
    @leoperez8852 11 месяцев назад +18

    the production of this video is unbelievable. the way you incorporate your art and ideas into the video to not juts make it a boring tier list video is chefs kiss

  • @lukegindlesperger3761
    @lukegindlesperger3761 11 месяцев назад +73

    The amount of comfort I feel from Papa Meat's videos is probably odd, but it's something about the house on top of the mountain in the middle of forest at night with the moon shining down, while he's in his living room or bedroom (both with their own kind of ambience), all paired with the video subject, whether it be a story or a ranking, along with the perfect 25-35 minute video length, while incorporating humor and his signature MeatCanyon style animations, it all comes together in a way that makes me just want to kick back, relax, escape reality for a little bit and enjoy the show!

    • @PercabethLovernot
      @PercabethLovernot 11 месяцев назад +1

      wow i thought i was the only one that thought this way! i’ve found i come back to these kinds of videos recently as a weird sort of form of comfort and it works everytime. like you said, the way the humor, length and ever present bizarreness is displayed is just so good lol

    • @chi7775
      @chi7775 11 месяцев назад +1

      The lighting in the microwave food video made the living room ambiance so 1am snack like 😭

  • @somerandomlazyperson
    @somerandomlazyperson 3 месяца назад +6

    12:29 "oh YEP THERE YA GO YEP OH YEAH... YEAH"

  • @KangarooLasagna
    @KangarooLasagna 11 месяцев назад +67

    Only youtuber to make me laugh out loud at a cereal ranking video. You are a truly fantastic content creator.

  • @dazedanddark
    @dazedanddark 11 месяцев назад +116

    the Heavens Gate shirt is a nice touch

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain 6 месяцев назад +2

      Was this before or after he learned what the shirt meant? 🤔😅
      I have a very vivid memory ormf one of _someone_ realizing after the fact what the logo meant; their story being their mom/grandma got it because it said heaven

  • @Nick.t.S
    @Nick.t.S 11 месяцев назад +185

    Literally just finished left/right game. What a ride. Pun somewhat intended.

    • @CouscousEnjoyer
      @CouscousEnjoyer 11 месяцев назад +7

      Only about 45 minutes into the first video, after this one I'm going to watch all seven hours of the remaining content. I can't wait to waste the rest of my day! (I mean it)

    • @JohnD0E680
      @JohnD0E680 11 месяцев назад +1

      Same dude, this here is a very different vibe ^^

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 11 месяцев назад

      ​@shreksmI
      The best game is your wee wee covered in mayo

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 11 месяцев назад

      ​@Lovemeew48
      Hard Hunters PEE Pee

    • @Wertys
      @Wertys 11 месяцев назад

      what does this mean

  • @Burn2Ashe
    @Burn2Ashe 6 месяцев назад +8

    Trix cereal just looks like aquarium rocks... Also fun fact, you can buy a huge bag of just the marshmallows from the lucky charms

  • @_Brandi
    @_Brandi 10 месяцев назад +53

    Maybe I’ve always been 70yrs old at heart, but shredded mini wheats are the best cereal ever. There’s a sweet spots where they’ve absorbed enough milk but are still crunchy, and it’s perfection 🤌🏻

    • @NAT20Ashes
      @NAT20Ashes 8 месяцев назад

      Agreed

    • @MkSkribble
      @MkSkribble 7 месяцев назад +5

      Papa Meat just needed to give them 30s to marinate

    • @katie5737
      @katie5737 7 месяцев назад +3

      Fully agree. Not to mention the heavenly bottom of the bag bowl

    • @KhronicD
      @KhronicD 3 месяца назад +1

      I agree. I even liked grape nuts, but that was also one you had to let sit in the milk for a while. Unless your teeth were made of titanium or something.

    • @BLTspace
      @BLTspace 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes, this was my thought as he ate them immediately. They are not that great right out of the box or after they have been in milk for a long time.. BUT there is that window when it is the absolute best thing in the world.

  • @totallynotspooked
    @totallynotspooked 11 месяцев назад +26

    You're insane. How are you able to release such high quality content in such rapid succession? Love these ranking videos so much.

  • @TheSmartboy64
    @TheSmartboy64 11 месяцев назад +13

    Dear lord where do I begin? The amount of work it must have been drawing and animating all these characters. Having cereal killers in the episode. And at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the next episode has an actual opening musical number like in all those old sit coms and stuff.
    12/10 this man keeps delivering.

  • @EmptySkullProductions
    @EmptySkullProductions 3 месяца назад +3

    If Reese’s Puffs were in the running it would’ve turned this ranking on its head.

  • @gratebabegfg
    @gratebabegfg 10 месяцев назад +122

    - Papa meat ranks/rates every outshine popsicle flavor
    - papa meat try’s vegan food
    -papa meat ranks/rates fast foods best selling meals
    - papa meat try’s meats
    -papa meat rates Godzilla X Kong: the new empire

  • @chrisdann7017
    @chrisdann7017 11 месяцев назад +20

    I love your cartoon creations so much, the voices, the animation. There's nothing else like it out there. I'm so happy you're incorporating them into your episodes

  • @NuggetMan222
    @NuggetMan222 11 месяцев назад +93

    His take on Coco pebbles is so relatable, except in Australia it's Coco pops with a monkey as a mascot and the ball ones are just "black and gold" Coco balls. But for me Coco pops was my childhood in a bowl

    • @KingToast24
      @KingToast24 11 месяцев назад +2

      In Uk it is also Coco Pops and also agree with your statement 👍🏻

    • @Govunator
      @Govunator 11 месяцев назад +2

      I found it unbelievable that he ranked a basic cereal like Coco Pops over their fancy US sugar bomb cereals that they don't let us have here.

    • @cigarettediet1185
      @cigarettediet1185 4 месяца назад

      we have Nesquick bunny one, coco pops are some kind of exotic szuff you dont find everywhere

  • @dakotahholtman
    @dakotahholtman 6 месяцев назад +3

    I don’t like that he doesn’t take into account the milk you drink afterwards, that’s legit the best part of most cereals

  • @irjonesy
    @irjonesy 11 месяцев назад +78

    The game grumps reference at 7:00 felt like the ultimate validation of my thought process

    • @erinm3585
      @erinm3585 11 месяцев назад +5

      i came to the comments looking for this. ty

    • @fletcherrobinson3452
      @fletcherrobinson3452 11 месяцев назад +3

      YESSSS I had to do a double take to make sure what I heard was real lmao

    • @gabrieldiaz5274
      @gabrieldiaz5274 11 месяцев назад +2

      THANK YOU

    • @Rachel-kv1qb
      @Rachel-kv1qb 11 месяцев назад +2

      literally one of my favorite game grumps bits

    • @masonberry5385
      @masonberry5385 10 месяцев назад +3

      “Can’t get enough of that sugar crisp, even if hundreds die”

  • @UnluckyGunner
    @UnluckyGunner 11 месяцев назад +41

    Papa I live this new series of you doing things IRL & drawing in the characters, it really adds a unique vibe to the content! Your humor comes through better in these vs in your typical videos

  • @downside_
    @downside_ 11 месяцев назад +167

    Oh god He’s never gonna stop.. he won’t stop until he’s eaten everything 😨

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser 11 месяцев назад +11

      in his final video he’ll eat mukbangers

    • @bkpk4hisapplesauce
      @bkpk4hisapplesauce 11 месяцев назад +1

      caseo

    • @DictatorAllin
      @DictatorAllin 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@CaptLuserin what way

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@DictatorAllin both

  • @moondoggaming1994
    @moondoggaming1994 4 месяца назад +2

    Fun fact. Froot loops are all the same flavor they just added color to make it look more fun and have a placebo effect making you think they're different

  • @DewplexDew
    @DewplexDew 11 месяцев назад +45

    waffle crisp is my favorite and im glad you included it, I haven't finished the video yet but I'm noticing no fruity pebbles

    • @evan_ception
      @evan_ception 11 месяцев назад +4

      Snub of the century. Fruity Pebbles are the GOAT imo.

    • @jayymack1993
      @jayymack1993 11 месяцев назад

      omg are you and I the same person lol those are also my two favorites: Fruity Pebbles and Waffle Crisp!

  • @loganlaslo2098
    @loganlaslo2098 11 месяцев назад +126

    Rawdogging a mouthful of Capt Crunch without milk then downing some OJ as a kid was a memory I thought I repressed...now I realize how much of a masochist I was....that shit hurt.

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo 11 месяцев назад +13

      You shouldn’t be telling people that. It’s a violation of the Geneva Convention.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 11 месяцев назад +13

      That's like the weaponized white phosphorus of cereal-related war crimes.

    • @someretardontheinternet
      @someretardontheinternet 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@dyslexicboogalooYou mean checklist? Lmfao

    • @samuelcornwell3949
      @samuelcornwell3949 11 месяцев назад +3

      I didnt endorse
      But i definately condone the use of excessive force is neccissary
      This is one of those times

    • @TheGraveKnight
      @TheGraveKnight 11 месяцев назад +1

      I feel like the Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch hurt the worst in that regard

  • @scrunkge
    @scrunkge 11 месяцев назад +42

    This channel turning into a fucked up peewee's playhouse is something I'm 100% onboard with.

  • @annamous5991
    @annamous5991 11 месяцев назад +335

    29:18 the Cookie Crisp wolf mascot was originally a dog. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot was originally an old baker

    • @bowiebuttchug
      @bowiebuttchug 11 месяцев назад +16

      I completely forgot about that, I remember seeing the old baker with the blue shirt on the box with the red and purple text, that's wild. Those cinnamon toast crunch gremlins have incinerated our retinas

    • @ThatDanHalen
      @ThatDanHalen 11 месяцев назад +8

      And the burgler, and the wizard

    • @dylanoswald9750
      @dylanoswald9750 11 месяцев назад +8

      They should bring back the dog. The wolf is fine but the dog had more personality

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@dylanoswald9750It's a wolf? I thought it was a coyote.

    • @ericpettyfishing
      @ericpettyfishing 11 месяцев назад +8

      Wendel.
      The bakers name was Wendel

  • @TenSyc
    @TenSyc 6 дней назад

    hunter immediately calling the leprechaun art fix out was super satisfying.

  • @themangomanjuice
    @themangomanjuice 11 месяцев назад +13

    Very wholesome video as always Meat. Having serial killers killing cereal mascots is a genius idea for comedy.

  • @colebrianna10
    @colebrianna10 11 месяцев назад +40

    “Built in Maple syrup” had me cackling

  • @MarkHandlesFeatureBroke
    @MarkHandlesFeatureBroke 11 месяцев назад +83

    It took me 3 rounds to realize the "Cereal Killer" pun. Bravo

    • @MrtheFckface
      @MrtheFckface 11 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @TylerG69
      @TylerG69 11 месяцев назад +1

      I had to read the comments to make that connection. I was too entertained to notice

  • @lulny12
    @lulny12 Месяц назад +4

    38:39 captain crunch has obtained ptsd

  • @lennonsoeters4746
    @lennonsoeters4746 11 месяцев назад +22

    i cant believe you finished all of the boxes to give them all an equally fair shot

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 11 месяцев назад +12

    Hunter is one of the few people I would not only willingly watch sample cereals, but would even be excited to see him do so

  • @niiaowwwaaow
    @niiaowwwaaow 11 месяцев назад +63

    incorporating animation into reality and interacting with the characters is so creative and hilarious

    • @seapackgaming4316
      @seapackgaming4316 11 месяцев назад +3

      have you not seen the videos he made months ago with the same thing lol?

    • @diesemautokerl2181
      @diesemautokerl2181 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@seapackgaming4316 he could be new

  • @ChaoticCheese1
    @ChaoticCheese1 24 дня назад +2

    At least papa cleans his messes while recording, unlike most popular review channels. *cough*mythical morning *cough* lol Love binge watching these while my depression spiral spirals. makes me smile. Love the comedy and craftmanship of the episodes. so well done.

  • @yutodsynp
    @yutodsynp 11 месяцев назад +13

    Unironically my top favorite content creator right now. Love the work you're doing. I literally get so hyped when a new episode of anything you're in drops! This channel, CreepCast, stretch and fade.... bro's hilarious.

  • @derangedcrouton1864
    @derangedcrouton1864 11 месяцев назад +8

    I love that he still finds way to incorperate animation into his videos, meat canyon never truly died it just developed into something new

  • @rigatoni8189
    @rigatoni8189 11 месяцев назад +119

    REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS!!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!

    • @XxRandomxNamexX
      @XxRandomxNamexX 11 месяцев назад +10

      PEANUT BUTTA CHOCOLATE FLAVAAAAA

    • @Drakholm
      @Drakholm 11 месяцев назад +2

      So I'm at my friend Paul's house, when his Dad says: "How bout Reese's for breakfast?!"
      I say: "candy for breakfast?"
      Paul says: "Where have you beeeeeen? Not candy- Reese's Peanutbutter Puffs, a real_crunchy_cereeeOL!!!"

  • @laurellee7533
    @laurellee7533 7 месяцев назад +2

    If you were curious, captain crunch is based off of a flavor of rice with brown sugar and butter over it that the creator used to have at his grandparents house. It’s my favorite cereal and I also just eat the rice dish sometimes too :x thank you for the video!

  • @Cryxbabi3
    @Cryxbabi3 11 месяцев назад +484

    Papa you’re 10 seconds away from going into cardiac arrest 😭😭
    (Cuz everyone is busting balls I spelled the wrong one 💀)

  • @chickenskin.mp4
    @chickenskin.mp4 11 месяцев назад +7

    The fact that it took Papa Meat this long to animate a bunch of serial killers together is astounding

  • @CalebHansonOfficial
    @CalebHansonOfficial 11 месяцев назад +52

    20:40 Papa Meat's eye for animation and cartoon is insane; as soon as the eye was moved it was improved 1000%
    Edit: Was hoping for a Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer face reveal at the end there

  • @sergio_jose
    @sergio_jose 8 месяцев назад +5

    15:05 THEY MASSACRED MY BOY CINNA-MON! THEY TURNED HIM INTO GENERIC CLIP ART!!!!!

  • @infamousKONVICT
    @infamousKONVICT 11 месяцев назад +24

    Mixing different cereals together is a pro gamer move.

    • @ezyeez4599
      @ezyeez4599 9 месяцев назад +2

      imagine what it would taste like if you mixed cinnamon toast crunch, resses puffs fruity pebbles would taste like... probably atrocious

  • @Slasher9485
    @Slasher9485 11 месяцев назад +84

    Crunch Berries: S tier
    Peanut butter crunch: SSS tier

  • @spaminwhamin
    @spaminwhamin 11 месяцев назад +20

    Bonus round: the best leftover cereal milk

  • @mbaxter5972
    @mbaxter5972 8 месяцев назад +17

    It’s criminal that king meat did not like cinnamon toast crunch, and even more criminal that he never even ate it before this.

    • @NukeNuke22
      @NukeNuke22 4 месяца назад +4

      cinnamon toast crunch tastes like cardboard after they changed the recipe or whatever a while ago

    • @JuanDenis-b9m
      @JuanDenis-b9m 3 месяца назад +1

      Leaves a nasty film on the roof of your mouth. B tier.

    • @DigitalApex
      @DigitalApex Месяц назад

      My brothers ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch all the time. It's flavorless cardboard with an avalanche of artificial cinnamon that sits in the bottom of the bowl after you pour milk over them. Absolutely abysmal cereal.

  • @falconzone1
    @falconzone1 11 месяцев назад +17

    I remember when I was like 5, Trix was in the shapes of the fruits and then at some point they switched to balls and everyone tried to gaslight me into believing they were never fruit shaped. Now, I have never felt more validated.
    Edit: I feel utterly betrayed by hunters reaction to Trix. Justice for the fruit shaped cereal!!!!

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 11 месяцев назад +1

      Mid

    • @alexism9656
      @alexism9656 11 месяцев назад +1

      Seriously it's crazy that people forgot that.

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 11 месяцев назад +10

    Really pushing these types of videos past what anyone could imagine. This is the good stuff. I’m loving the guest spots from cartoons. Even the music. The sounds on the initial bite. 😆🙌🏾

  • @TheDRexor
    @TheDRexor 11 месяцев назад +169

    Fruity pebbles missing means the other cereals stood a chance.

    • @EvilDick1995
      @EvilDick1995 11 месяцев назад +19

      Fruity Pebbles suck

    • @tripptank
      @tripptank 11 месяцев назад

      They belong next to Trix. 🤮

    • @BlakeBarker-v1w
      @BlakeBarker-v1w 11 месяцев назад +9

      Fruity Dino bites is where it's at if you gonna eat the human kibble

    • @prolastmedia6171
      @prolastmedia6171 11 месяцев назад +3

      Fruity Pebbles, my GOAT 👑

    • @Niggalodeon323
      @Niggalodeon323 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@EvilDick1995no sir…YOU suck 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Dersssy
    @Dersssy Месяц назад +1

    I live where Captain crunch is made. When the factory makes crunch berries, the whole city smells amazing.