I've been an avid watcher of YTPs since the beginning, but I feel like this might be one of my all-time favorite YTPs. Cs188 my dude, I sincerely thank you for all the effort you have put into RUclips Poops over the years, nothing has ever made me laugh so hard as your content. I'm strapped for money these days but as soon as I can I will try to support you on your patreon. I hope you can continue to make the expertly crafted poops like this one, because stuff like this is what keeps the youtube poop community strong.
Uhhhh, dunno. It's a special I'm working on at the moment, but it's not tied to any specific date or holiday. I'll be releasing something (or a few somethings) between now and then.
cs188, I'm now a patron. I took for granted the early days of YTP, and now I realize how much I need it. The creativity and ridiculousness you manage with the visual gags needs to be acknowledged, and you deserve something for your work, so while it's not much, I am happy to buy you a beer per video for $5 :D Every one of your videos has brought me so much joy in times when I needed them and it's time for me to give back while youtube is being a FuF with their Creaercs.
SPOILER ALERT "Phil Swift" is not his actual name, merely the best descriptor our limited human brains could devise (after how _swift_ he could _fill_ up holes). The city of Philadelphia was not actually named after the ideal of brotherly love, but rather him in gratitude after he built the original city out of nothing but FlexTape and FlexSeal; it was here that he inspired a female religious minister, one Holy Sister Jo Anne Jones (often abbreviated by early Philadelphians as as Ho. Sis. Jo J), to volunteer as the first nun-boat so he could sail down the Schuykill River into not just his next adhesive adventure, but American history as well
"1:33 I cut a hole in another boat and repaired it with a nun!" 1:36 And thus, Holy Crusade Of The Phil Phleet came to be. For fixing all things broken they fight. Be it a simple, leaking bucket, world politics, or your heart. It matters not. They will prevail.
@@_.Ramazan._ I agree. It's like when Thor decapitated Thanos in Endgame! Or when Cap used Thor's hammer Mjolnir in the final battle of Endgame! Only with a dog instead of Chris Evans.
@@_.Ramazan._ Makes sense. If there were an all animal Avengers team, maybe their enemy would be Felix The Cat. I know who that is, some cartoon cat from the 1920s. Like Mickey Mouse, he was a mascot. But not very fondly remembered. He had an awful movie. Plus, I'm allergic to cats anyways. So he'd be my nemesis too, probably, if I hated cats. I don't hate cats, I'm just allergic to them.
Wow sorry but I was not expecting such harsh language and content in the video, including that which is contained in the supposed "content warning" at the beginning seconds. I am shocked and appalled, and believe I have suffered emotional damages as a result of this video, as I now suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). You can thus expect legal recourse from my lawyer, who will come in contact with you within the following 3 business days.
sentence mixing that tells a hilarious story.. instead of the random shitty YTP’s we see floating around. CS188 just keeps proving he is the best at what he does
![[YTP] INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE DISCOMFORT](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6fNrBXafuz8/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE DISCOMFORT](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Philex Tape Safe-ly Seals Your Phate](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ckv9GQnYQ6c/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Silly Mayz Wrapz Himzelf in an Abzorbant Twowel](/img/1.gif)
"Even this heavy brick, is gonna stick."
*SMACK*
DAMMIT
At 4:06
4:12.
But I get all of it in
Oh! Shoot! Oh! Oooh! Ooo-
Not only does flex glue has amazing instant grap
AMAZING INSTANT GR- *OH F**K IT*
It's like you never left us.
Eh, y'know. Just the every-few-months upload to keep people convinced that I'm not dead in a ditch (dug by Phil Swift).
@@castor9683 - wut?
@@violetcaster4644 It's a joke...
@@castor9683 lol I know.
I sawed this cs188 in half!
I need Eye of The Tiger preformed entirely by Phil Swift grunts now
Get the full album now
I think it’s called “phill beats”
phil swift is the modern-day billy mays
Phil Swift vs. Billy Mays DeathBattle
@@MXCN_El1011 Phil already won
+M_X_C_N
Umm... about that...
Silly Mays
i wanna like but there's 69 likes
fuck it
I cut a giant hole in another boat, and Repaired it with a nun.
NuN
Now that's allot of Boats!
WaaaaHoooooo!
Not only does flex tape clear's powerful adhesive keep all the water out of the boat but you can pee right through!
Bruh moment
Holy boat
Phil Swift: _Even this heavy brick, is gonna stick_
**brick doesn't stick and fucking falls**
Phil Swift: *_D A M M I T_*
1:37
The Phil Pheet fleeing the scene of the crime!
*phleeing
@@SomeRandomDude821 Phil Phleet Phleeing the Phlace of Phlood?
@@drummer4life39 WAAAAHHHOOOOOO
Lets see if its gonna leak
3:36
Yep, *WASTE OF MONEY*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Micheal Rosen is a very wise person.
*HOW ORIGINAL*
Michael!!!!!! You're right!!!!!! Quite right!!!!!!!!!
Sex lube lol by the logo start 😂
I sharted in the pool!
*NOW THAT'S A LOT OF E. COLI*
Lol
Clearly the best way to clean you’re pool
@@BluSlushie Flex Clean ™ Commercial - Phil Swift
@@DC-xj9xp coli
@super Shawn 64 phil swift says FUCK! IT!
I've been an avid watcher of YTPs since the beginning, but I feel like this might be one of my all-time favorite YTPs. Cs188 my dude, I sincerely thank you for all the effort you have put into RUclips Poops over the years, nothing has ever made me laugh so hard as your content. I'm strapped for money these days but as soon as I can I will try to support you on your patreon. I hope you can continue to make the expertly crafted poops like this one, because stuff like this is what keeps the youtube poop community strong.
he makes the ytp community strong because he uses flex sex products! XD
My faveorite ytper is Canty and Master Poop and CS188
I better tell Charmx
@Kabugula you lie
Kabugula Ebolaween and the Justin Bieber part of pooping the charts is cs’s best work
The phil phleet is the strongest navy in the world
I would like to see north korea get
past that.
Shoulda been the Flex Force.
They should have been around in Hurricane Florence. They coulda brought a lot of Flex Tape, Yee Doggies!!!
now that's a lot of boats
HOLY SHARK!
0:14 super strong waterproof bomb
Holy sh-
*bomb explodes*
holy shit m- *BOOOOM*
"hi, im back"
I phill each e
Eyepatch here!
Hi, Philly cheese tape here-
Hi, Phil Swift here for flexing muscles!
@@forgive_me_for_my_past *cuphead theme plays*
His power level grows higher by the second. Phil must be stopped before he saws the whole world in half!
But he'll repair it with Flex Tape
"I sawed this planet in half, and repaired it with only flex tape"
At least he's gonna prove the Flat Earth Society wrong.
Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories Who knows, maybe he did it at night and repaired it with only Flex Tape Clear without anyone noticing.
can he saw chuck norris into half?
I sawed this YTP in half!
Dio Drando Well, I cut a giant hole in another YTP!
So, i put a door in another YTP!
And repaired it using only cs188
Dio Drando thank Satan another flex seal ytp YEEEE DAWGEEE
Better tell Charmx
With the amount of flex seal he used to repair one bucket it would probably be more worth it to just buy another bucket
Why don't you just spray the bottom though
Frankly he damages it in a completely unrealistic fashion, then proceeds to repair it in an unrealistic fashion. Maybe it cancels out?
3:57 *D A M M I T*
4:11 *D A M M I T*
Don't forget about 1:20.
3-step *DAMMIT*
I need a clip of Phil saying *"DAMNIT"* as my notification.
@@littleblueriolu9093 3:57
:> Thanks
@@littleblueriolu9093 thank you ^o^
I love these videos, cs188 is the funniest youtuber i know. He litterally can take any audio out of context and turn it into 1000 different jokes. Xdd
He poops material that no one else does, too!
He makes me laugh my soul out
“Let’s see if it’s gonna leak! Yep!” Michael Rosen: Waste of money
noice
*Play distorded intro thing*
WHERE EVERYONE GO
Good stuff man! That sentence mixing must've taken forever.
Thanks! Actually what took forever was the ordering and pacing of the edits. There was so much going on here I didn't know what to put first vs. last.
@@cs188 You are brilliant
@@cs188 You beat JonTron to a Phil Swift video twice. You are officially a legend.
As a semi-retired YTP'er, I can relate to how hard that can be.
@@SnoozingDino
Seems like you refuse to let go of the past which I could definitely get used to.
I've always wanted to play with dry poop underwater!
Yep.
Uhhhh, dunno. It's a special I'm working on at the moment, but it's not tied to any specific date or holiday. I'll be releasing something (or a few somethings) between now and then.
Hey there. I like your Michael Rosen YTPs.
Oh hey papa
Who dosent?
4:12 holy crap it predicted Jontrons injury from a brick falling on his shoulder in the flex tape 2 video
DAMMIT!
I love how you can use even overused jokes in clever and unexpected ways, like the part with the car and the pitched THATSALOTTADAMAGE
0:49 It even works underwater!
*DO NOT USE UNDERWATER*
IDIOT
(Reference to the last PhihP SwiwS YTP)
Yes, we can read thank you
XD
@@ganaraminukshuk0 I was about to say 😅 I was gonna say that's rude 😂😂😂😂😂
And phil swift flips us off
0:42 “Clearly the best way to- *skin cuts* ow, I cut myself, and repaired it with only Flex Tape”
I died😂
@@jacobybennett8163 phil swift saying "idiot underwater" replaced it even
4:05 I AM THE TABLE!!! Thanks cs188 to involve James Hetfield (Metallica)!
I am the table!
I heard that too XD
From Lulu right?
Add the St Anger snare and it's a party
As if James Hatfield didn’t suck enough!
This proves YTP isn't dead, even in 2018.
ruclips.net/video/1TS-0wKZ4FM/видео.html
I made ytp
YTP is timeless, you know.
YTP will never die
@@ChaseMC215 *snaps finger*
*NOICE*
Blake Belladonna YTPs have always been funny and will never NOT be funny
Cs188's Dad: Phil Swift
Cs188's Granddad: Billy Mays
Cs188's Brother: Anthony Sullivan
What about Shamwow guy?
I cannot Billy mays like that so he died
+B1aze Vince?
Ok?
idk if billy is older than phil
“Once it’s dry, hit it again.”
I tried that with my girlfriend and she was not amused.
ROFL😂
Lolz! Thanks for the like!
Lol
YTP is so fun...
*Patching intensfies*
You can seal doodoo watertight,so you can play with dry poop underwater...
RateR.
XD
*Easesesesese* *I Shot In The Pool*
@@topcoppelion6626 sharted, hence e.coli
@@topcoppelion6626 "I sharted in the pool. Now that's a lotta e.coli!"
Anthony Hobson That’s clearly the best way to clear out your pool
2:28 “THAT’S ALOT OF DAMAGE!” LOL
2:38-2:54 was easily my favorite part of the whole YTP.
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF E. COLI!
Ikr!!!
Agreed
you know it's gonna be good when it requires a warning on cs188
0:59 Phil Swift sounds like a Thwomp from the “Super Mario” series!
0:28 Philtanic Panic, I love it
cs188, I'm now a patron. I took for granted the early days of YTP, and now I realize how much I need it. The creativity and ridiculousness you manage with the visual gags needs to be acknowledged, and you deserve something for your work, so while it's not much, I am happy to buy you a beer per video for $5 :D Every one of your videos has brought me so much joy in times when I needed them and it's time for me to give back while youtube is being a FuF with their Creaercs.
He will buy flex glue to glue his beautiful ass cheeks together and slam into Anthony Sullivan
noisepuppet UR ALIVE OMG
Yyyyyyiiiisssssssss I arise from dead on this unholiest of days! I have missed you all too much
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Please come back, noisepuppet! ;____;
0:27 Flexing muscles (cuphead music plays)
Kaden Torrez XDD finally someone said it
@@whotao3047 r.i.p vein neuron
@@nichsa8984 F
Hahahah
I cut this chese
Botanic panic
SPOILER ALERT
"Phil Swift" is not his actual name, merely the best descriptor our limited human brains could devise (after how _swift_ he could _fill_ up holes). The city of Philadelphia was not actually named after the ideal of brotherly love, but rather him in gratitude after he built the original city out of nothing but FlexTape and FlexSeal; it was here that he inspired a female religious minister, one Holy Sister Jo Anne Jones (often abbreviated by early Philadelphians as as Ho. Sis. Jo J), to volunteer as the first nun-boat so he could sail down the Schuykill River into not just his next adhesive adventure, but American history as well
Impressive.
I have my moments
Brian Cahill 5:18
why did my mom never tell me the truth about my home?!
"Get this man an Emmy!!"
A legend returns to drop another great YTP on us. Mad respect homie.
Phil: Holy shark-
Shark-*CHOMP
1:56
*I cut a giant hole in another boat!*
Where'd the boat GO?
@@GMDWhatever.2nd.channel 2:50 e.coli more like a e.fap
@@nichsa8984 jump
@@pizzaguy3753 wow
wow....
Now thats a lot of BOATS!
Whaaahooooooo
and repaired it with A N U N
100th like
H O L Y S H A R K
The Phil Phleet
*N O W T H A T S A L O T A D A M A G E*
Phil: says "fill"
cs: you know the rules and so do i
* pulls out comically large pistol * SAY GOODBYE
@@ztheinkling9789 *literally Phil gets shot*
0:52 lol not many people will notice the middle finger
You got me
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Aaron Lin lol
Well then
I noticed
1:50
"You can pee right through!"
Why are they selling us air again?
3:01 PHIL: It’s like the Hoover Dam in a can!
ME: Why is there a toilet?
A toilet is also known as a can
Did you mean 2:58?
cs188, seriously amazing YTP. How do you even make something this incredible?
I made sure the poop was sealed watertight.
*Sees the likes of the main comment and the reply*
I may have just seen the greatest thing known to all existence.
@@cs188 0:29 Do you know this music?
2:48 “I sharted in the pool!
Now that’s a lotta E. coli!”
congrats you repeated the joke
are you proud of your 34 likes?
At least it's not a first comment.
@@Picobits - 151 now. I mean, the least he could do is add quotation marks.
Ghostwriter Ramirez 2:47
Ghostwriter Ramirez 2:47
1:25 He's the reason for the titanic's tragedy!
But,that’s the Lusitania
Yep@@Trainboi1983
I stopped what I was doing when I saw this in my notifications
I was on a call with my friends and said CS188 JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
@@maryread7972 Do they know about CS188?
+Y4123 , +AscensionOfDivinity - That was the correct response. cs188 videos take priority over all. ;)
I stopped what I was doing when I saw this notification in half!
I approved the unexpected James Hetfield table joke
"You don't wanna fUCK IT too much at one time"
Why is that the thing that kills me pls h e l p
1:33 I cut a hole in another boat and repaired it with a nun!
lol
1:36
It sounded like UNUN
A bad movie
"1:33 I cut a hole in another boat and repaired it with a nun!"
1:36
And thus, Holy Crusade Of The Phil Phleet came to be.
For fixing all things broken they fight.
Be it a simple, leaking bucket, world politics, or your heart.
It matters not.
They will prevail.
2:15 that dog didn’t feel so good
:(
That's not funny! That was one of the saddest anime moments!
Flameshock 101 xd
@@whotao3047 On 0:29 What Song Is It
Dog: ...hooman...
I don't feel so good...
1:58, "That's a Maze!"
Yes, Phil, you are very observant!
2:15
I guess that Doggo didn't feel so good.
Don't worry, hes just invisible
2:50 now that's a lot of E-Coli.,
4:05 HI, JAMES HETFIELD HERE, FOR
THE TABLE. THE TABLE. THE TABLE.
WHYD YOU PUT THE TAPE UPON THE TABLE!
2:22 DOGGO: “NOPE, still alive! 😎”
Oh, thank god.
Shawn Fields, it’s like reversing the Thanos snap in “avengers: endgame”! 😆
@@_.Ramazan._ I agree. It's like when Thor decapitated Thanos in Endgame! Or when Cap used Thor's hammer Mjolnir in the final battle of Endgame! Only with a dog instead of Chris Evans.
Same here! If the dog was Chris Evans, his nemesis would be the 100-year-old cartoon cat “Felix the cat”! (Look him up, he was very cool back then!)
@@_.Ramazan._ Makes sense. If there were an all animal Avengers team, maybe their enemy would be Felix The Cat. I know who that is, some cartoon cat from the 1920s. Like Mickey Mouse, he was a mascot. But not very fondly remembered. He had an awful movie. Plus, I'm allergic to cats anyways. So he'd be my nemesis too, probably, if I hated cats. I don't hate cats, I'm just allergic to them.
2:49 *now that's alotta E. coli*
I AM THE TABLE!
0:24
As a Penn station employee I can confirm he is indeed a Philly cheesesteak, if anyone sees this I owe you a cheesesteak.
3:55 - 3:58
FlexGlue is so amazing it can change which side it sticks bricks together in midair!
I sawed this man in half!
And repaired him with only Flex Tape Clear.
I sawed this boner in half
Lonoe YEEEE DAWGEEE.......DAWGEEEE
2:29 THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
1:35 And repaired it with a Nun!
Doo Doo underwater 2:35
That's a lot of boats!
Wow sorry but I was not expecting such harsh language and content in the video, including that which is contained in the supposed "content warning" at the beginning seconds. I am shocked and appalled, and believe I have suffered emotional damages as a result of this video, as I now suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). You can thus expect legal recourse from my lawyer, who will come in contact with you within the following 3 business days.
now that's alotta emotional damage
holy shit business days, that's like, soon
says the one with the lewd anime pic...
meme making fun of easily offended people is really fun.
You can patch up that emotional damage in seconds with Flex Tape™!
when you cant get to it in time and a charmx vid starts playing
*D A M M I T*
0:43
The kid at the back of class when you show any concern or interest in them.
This is the kind of vid where I can watch it multiple times and always find something new and interesting with it. AWESOME job cs XD
*screams*
*gunshots* I sleep
*explosion*
*cs188 uploads*
ASCENDED
"That's a lot of E. Coli!"
Sold.
4:05 all 7 Metallica fans unsubbed
I AM THE TABLE!
2:00 Try solving the maze
It's insulting as fuck! It's a troll maze
I don't get it. I solved it three times!
@@weirdosheep619
It's a mindfuck, that is what it is
I legit did it first try, like I used my cursor and went the correct way every time. I think the odd layout made it easier lol.
Mc chase no it isn't I solved it
2:23 oh no! His blinker fluid is empty
1:06 You dont wanna fuck it too much at one time...
That’s it I’m coming back
sentence mixing that tells a hilarious story.. instead of the random shitty YTP’s we see floating around. CS188 just keeps proving he is the best at what he does
4:17
Phil swift: it has amazing instant grab
Me: or not
DAS A LOT OF DAMAGE XD
Hows about a little moar.
I am the table!
*[RIFF RIFF]*
I love how nearly every YTP of an infomercial includes at least one scene of Anthony Sullivan being killed in some sort of way.
I love how you used Botanic Panic. I fucking love that song. I even made a guitar hero chart for it!
Wonderful poop man, warms me heart to see such an oldtimer in the ytp community still killin' it like this :)
4:02 when you only agree with your opinion
0:43 damn bro you made my day
Eye patch here
Philly Cheesesteak here
@@DRSTRANGELOVEIN hi phil swift here for flex muscles
T-Rex9000 Without FlexGlue, your life f*ckin sucks!
*Philly cheese steak here.*
*saw noises*
*Phil laughs*
A.I. Generated speech will NEVER be as funny as Sentence Mixing
4:05 i hope a good amount of people understand this reference LOL
The guy from Metallica, I think
Used a lot in botch a mania when a wrestler fails to put an opponent through a TABLE
Memetallica
James Hetfield and Lulu XD
I am a demon- no
I am Satan-no
I am God-no
I am the Table-Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem
God damn that's a lot of sentence mixing. Kuddos to the king of ytp
4:30 I actually thought donkey was like that.,
It's actually perfectly on 4:31
Me: :(
*cs188 uploads*
Me: :)
Now you can play with dry poop underwater.
erter.
Since the dawn of time mankind has dreamed of playing with dry poop underwater. That dream is finally a reality.
lol
I READ THIS AS A WATCHED IT LMAO
Easyysaeeasyysae
I always lose it when Phil says "you don't wanna F*CK IT" 🤣
cs188, you are a legend
0:27 the new cuphead dlc boss leaked
When I actually sat there and took a second to think about if my ass cheeks we’re glued together, I got scared
*casually drops a heavy brick on his foot
*D A M N I T*
3:30 unironically tho, you could just buy another $1.50 bucket.
1960:We had a flying Cars in 2018
2018:Repair boat with nun
3:50 Grapefruit Lady? Seriously? Lmao
Yup. And that was my suggestion. XD
@@skunkfac3 idk who the grapefruit lady is, but I thank you for submitting it.
@@iceypumpkinhead just look up the grapefruit technique. Or don't. If you're a bit squirmish, it's best if you don't.
1:14 And we're gonna continue to "Phil Swift here!"
"I CUT A HOLE IN A GIANT BOAT"
-shows titanic sinking
*"HAHAHA YEP, IT LEAKS!"*
Been watching your stuff for ten years. Never stop being funny man.
He's Back! And better than ever!