I've been an avid watcher of YTPs since the beginning, but I feel like this might be one of my all-time favorite YTPs. Cs188 my dude, I sincerely thank you for all the effort you have put into RUclips Poops over the years, nothing has ever made me laugh so hard as your content. I'm strapped for money these days but as soon as I can I will try to support you on your patreon. I hope you can continue to make the expertly crafted poops like this one, because stuff like this is what keeps the youtube poop community strong.
Uhhhh, dunno. It's a special I'm working on at the moment, but it's not tied to any specific date or holiday. I'll be releasing something (or a few somethings) between now and then.
@@_.Ramazan._ I agree. It's like when Thor decapitated Thanos in Endgame! Or when Cap used Thor's hammer Mjolnir in the final battle of Endgame! Only with a dog instead of Chris Evans.
@@_.Ramazan._ Makes sense. If there were an all animal Avengers team, maybe their enemy would be Felix The Cat. I know who that is, some cartoon cat from the 1920s. Like Mickey Mouse, he was a mascot. But not very fondly remembered. He had an awful movie. Plus, I'm allergic to cats anyways. So he'd be my nemesis too, probably, if I hated cats. I don't hate cats, I'm just allergic to them.
Wow sorry but I was not expecting such harsh language and content in the video, including that which is contained in the supposed "content warning" at the beginning seconds. I am shocked and appalled, and believe I have suffered emotional damages as a result of this video, as I now suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). You can thus expect legal recourse from my lawyer, who will come in contact with you within the following 3 business days.
SPOILER ALERT "Phil Swift" is not his actual name, merely the best descriptor our limited human brains could devise (after how _swift_ he could _fill_ up holes). The city of Philadelphia was not actually named after the ideal of brotherly love, but rather him in gratitude after he built the original city out of nothing but FlexTape and FlexSeal; it was here that he inspired a female religious minister, one Holy Sister Jo Anne Jones (often abbreviated by early Philadelphians as as Ho. Sis. Jo J), to volunteer as the first nun-boat so he could sail down the Schuykill River into not just his next adhesive adventure, but American history as well
cs188, I'm now a patron. I took for granted the early days of YTP, and now I realize how much I need it. The creativity and ridiculousness you manage with the visual gags needs to be acknowledged, and you deserve something for your work, so while it's not much, I am happy to buy you a beer per video for $5 :D Every one of your videos has brought me so much joy in times when I needed them and it's time for me to give back while youtube is being a FuF with their Creaercs.
"1:33 I cut a hole in another boat and repaired it with a nun!" 1:36 And thus, Holy Crusade Of The Phil Phleet came to be. For fixing all things broken they fight. Be it a simple, leaking bucket, world politics, or your heart. It matters not. They will prevail.
I've been around since the days of PissMyselfLaffing and Hurricoaster (2007 and up YTPs) but wow...CS188, you finally made the YTPs I've been wanting to see!!
![[YTP] Philex Tape Safe-ly Seals Your Phate](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ckv9GQnYQ6c/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Philex Tape Safe-ly Seals Your Phate](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE DISCOMFORT](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6fNrBXafuz8/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Too Much Fiddling With The Gearshift](/img/1.gif)
phil swift is the modern-day billy mays
Phil Swift vs. Billy Mays DeathBattle
@@MXCN_El1011 Phil already won
+M_X_C_N
Umm... about that...
Silly Mays
i wanna like but there's 69 likes
fuck it
"Even this heavy brick, is gonna stick."
*SMACK*
DAMMIT
At 4:06
4:12.
But I get all of it in
Oh! Shoot! Oh! Oooh! Ooo-
Not only does flex glue has amazing instant grap
AMAZING INSTANT GR- *OH F**K IT*
I need Eye of The Tiger preformed entirely by Phil Swift grunts now
Get the full album now
I think it’s called “phill beats”
I sharted in the pool!
*NOW THAT'S A LOT OF E. COLI*
Lol
Clearly the best way to clean you’re pool
@@BluSlushie Flex Clean ™ Commercial - Phil Swift
@@DC-xj9xp coli
@super Shawn 64 phil swift says FUCK! IT!
It's like you never left us.
Eh, y'know. Just the every-few-months upload to keep people convinced that I'm not dead in a ditch (dug by Phil Swift).
@@castor9683 - wut?
@@violetcaster4644 It's a joke...
@@castor9683 lol I know.
I sawed this cs188 in half!
I cut a giant hole in another boat, and Repaired it with a nun.
NuN
Now that's allot of Boats!
WaaaaHoooooo!
Not only does flex tape clear's powerful adhesive keep all the water out of the boat but you can pee right through!
Bruh moment
Holy boat
With the amount of flex seal he used to repair one bucket it would probably be more worth it to just buy another bucket
Why don't you just spray the bottom though
Frankly he damages it in a completely unrealistic fashion, then proceeds to repair it in an unrealistic fashion. Maybe it cancels out?
Phil Swift: _Even this heavy brick, is gonna stick_
**brick doesn't stick and fucking falls**
Phil Swift: *_D A M M I T_*
I've been an avid watcher of YTPs since the beginning, but I feel like this might be one of my all-time favorite YTPs. Cs188 my dude, I sincerely thank you for all the effort you have put into RUclips Poops over the years, nothing has ever made me laugh so hard as your content. I'm strapped for money these days but as soon as I can I will try to support you on your patreon. I hope you can continue to make the expertly crafted poops like this one, because stuff like this is what keeps the youtube poop community strong.
he makes the ytp community strong because he uses flex sex products! XD
My faveorite ytper is Canty and Master Poop and CS188
I better tell Charmx
@Kabugula you lie
Kabugula Ebolaween and the Justin Bieber part of pooping the charts is cs’s best work
I sawed this YTP in half!
Dio Drando Well, I cut a giant hole in another YTP!
So, i put a door in another YTP!
And repaired it using only cs188
Dio Drando thank Satan another flex seal ytp YEEEE DAWGEEE
Better tell Charmx
1:59 I'm a simple man. I see a maze: I pause the video to solve the maze.
I solved it.
@@neptune9647 Welp, I can't solve it '. '
Solved it >:D
NOW GIB ME I҈ C҈ E҈ C҈ R҈ E҈ A҈ M҈
@@reddandelion6510 but it's so easy
40 seconds flat
0:14 super strong waterproof bomb
Holy sh-
*bomb explodes*
holy shit m- *BOOOOM*
"hi, im back"
I phill each e
Eyepatch here!
Hi, Philly cheese tape here-
Hi, Phil Swift here for flexing muscles!
@@oh_no_no_no *cuphead theme plays*
1:37
The Phil Pheet fleeing the scene of the crime!
*phleeing
@@SomeRandomDude821 Phil Phleet Phleeing the Phlace of Phlood?
@@drummer4life39 WAAAAHHHOOOOOO
0:49 It even works underwater!
*DO NOT USE UNDERWATER*
IDIOT
(Reference to the last PhihP SwiwS YTP)
Yes, we can read thank you
XD
@@ganaraminukshuk0 I was about to say 😅 I was gonna say that's rude 😂😂😂😂😂
And phil swift flips us off
0:27 Flexing muscles (cuphead music plays)
Kaden Torrez XDD finally someone said it
@@whotao3047 r.i.p vein neuron
@@nichsa8984 F
Y e s
Hahahah
I cut this chese
“Let’s see if it’s gonna leak! Yep!” Michael Rosen: Waste of money
noice
*Play distorded intro thing*
WHERE EVERYONE GO
The phil phleet is the strongest navy in the world
I would like to see north korea get
past that.
Shoulda been the Flex Force.
They should have been around in Hurricane Florence. They coulda brought a lot of Flex Tape, Yee Doggies!!!
now that's a lot of boats
HOLY SHARK!
Lets see if its gonna leak
3:36
Yep, *WASTE OF MONEY*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Micheal Rosen is a very wise person.
*HOW ORIGINAL*
Michael!!!!!! You're right!!!!!! Quite right!!!!!!!!!
Sex lube lol by the logo start 😂
Cs188's Dad: Phil Swift
Cs188's Granddad: Billy Mays
Cs188's Brother: Anthony Sullivan
What about Shamwow guy?
I cannot Billy mays like that so he died
+B1aze Vince?
Ok?
idk if billy is older than phil
4:12 holy crap it predicted Jontrons injury from a brick falling on his shoulder in the flex tape 2 video
DAMMIT!
3:57 *D A M M I T*
4:11 *D A M M I T*
Don't forget about 1:20.
3-step *DAMMIT*
I need a clip of Phil saying *"DAMNIT"* as my notification.
@@littleblueriolu9093 3:57
:> Thanks
@@littleblueriolu9093 thank you ^o^
I love these videos, cs188 is the funniest youtuber i know. He litterally can take any audio out of context and turn it into 1000 different jokes. Xdd
He poops material that no one else does, too!
He makes me laugh my soul out
0:42 “Clearly the best way to- *skin cuts* ow, I cut myself, and repaired it with only Flex Tape”
I died😂
@@jacobybennett8163 phil swift saying "idiot underwater" replaced it even
0:59 Phil Swift sounds like a Thwomp from the “Super Mario” series!
His power level grows higher by the second. Phil must be stopped before he saws the whole world in half!
But he'll repair it with Flex Tape
"I sawed this planet in half, and repaired it with only flex tape"
At least he's gonna prove the Flat Earth Society wrong.
Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories Who knows, maybe he did it at night and repaired it with only Flex Tape Clear without anyone noticing.
can he saw chuck norris into half?
Good stuff man! That sentence mixing must've taken forever.
Thanks! Actually what took forever was the ordering and pacing of the edits. There was so much going on here I didn't know what to put first vs. last.
@@cs188 You are brilliant
@@cs188 You beat JonTron to a Phil Swift video twice. You are officially a legend.
As a semi-retired YTP'er, I can relate to how hard that can be.
@@SnoozingDino
Seems like you refuse to let go of the past which I could definitely get used to.
2:28 “THAT’S ALOT OF DAMAGE!” LOL
Phil: Holy shark-
Shark-*CHOMP
1:56
*I cut a giant hole in another boat!*
Where'd the boat GO?
@@GMDWhatever.2nd.channel 2:50 e.coli more like a e.fap
@@nichsa8984 jump
@@pizzaguy3753 wow
wow....
This proves YTP isn't dead, even in 2018.
ruclips.net/video/1TS-0wKZ4FM/видео.html
I made ytp
YTP is timeless, you know.
YTP will never die
@@ChaseMC215 *snaps finger*
*NOICE*
Blake Belladonna YTPs have always been funny and will never NOT be funny
I've always wanted to play with dry poop underwater!
Yep.
Uhhhh, dunno. It's a special I'm working on at the moment, but it's not tied to any specific date or holiday. I'll be releasing something (or a few somethings) between now and then.
Hey there. I like your Michael Rosen YTPs.
Oh hey papa
Who dosent?
Phil: says "fill"
cs: you know the rules and so do i
* pulls out comically large pistol * SAY GOODBYE
@@ztheinkling9789 *literally Phil gets shot*
3:01 PHIL: It’s like the Hoover Dam in a can!
ME: Why is there a toilet?
A toilet is also known as a can
Did you mean 2:58?
4:05 I AM THE TABLE!!! Thanks cs188 to involve James Hetfield (Metallica)!
I am the table!
I heard that too XD
From Lulu right?
Add the St Anger snare and it's a party
As if James Hatfield didn’t suck enough!
“Once it’s dry, hit it again.”
I tried that with my girlfriend and she was not amused.
ROFL😂
Lolz! Thanks for the like!
Lol
1:25 He's the reason for the titanic's tragedy!
But,that’s the Lusitania
Yep@@Trainboi1983
2:22 DOGGO: “NOPE, still alive! 😎”
Oh, thank god.
Shawn Fields, it’s like reversing the Thanos snap in “avengers: endgame”! 😆
@@_.Ramazan._ I agree. It's like when Thor decapitated Thanos in Endgame! Or when Cap used Thor's hammer Mjolnir in the final battle of Endgame! Only with a dog instead of Chris Evans.
Same here! If the dog was Chris Evans, his nemesis would be the 100-year-old cartoon cat “Felix the cat”! (Look him up, he was very cool back then!)
@@_.Ramazan._ Makes sense. If there were an all animal Avengers team, maybe their enemy would be Felix The Cat. I know who that is, some cartoon cat from the 1920s. Like Mickey Mouse, he was a mascot. But not very fondly remembered. He had an awful movie. Plus, I'm allergic to cats anyways. So he'd be my nemesis too, probably, if I hated cats. I don't hate cats, I'm just allergic to them.
Wow sorry but I was not expecting such harsh language and content in the video, including that which is contained in the supposed "content warning" at the beginning seconds. I am shocked and appalled, and believe I have suffered emotional damages as a result of this video, as I now suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). You can thus expect legal recourse from my lawyer, who will come in contact with you within the following 3 business days.
now that's alotta emotional damage
holy shit business days, that's like, soon
says the one with the lewd anime pic...
meme making fun of easily offended people is really fun.
You can patch up that emotional damage in seconds with Flex Tape™!
0:28 Philtanic Panic, I love it
2:23 oh no! His blinker fluid is empty
4:30 I actually thought donkey was like that.,
It's actually perfectly on 4:31
SPOILER ALERT
"Phil Swift" is not his actual name, merely the best descriptor our limited human brains could devise (after how _swift_ he could _fill_ up holes). The city of Philadelphia was not actually named after the ideal of brotherly love, but rather him in gratitude after he built the original city out of nothing but FlexTape and FlexSeal; it was here that he inspired a female religious minister, one Holy Sister Jo Anne Jones (often abbreviated by early Philadelphians as as Ho. Sis. Jo J), to volunteer as the first nun-boat so he could sail down the Schuykill River into not just his next adhesive adventure, but American history as well
Impressive.
I have my moments
Brian Cahill 5:18
why did my mom never tell me the truth about my home?!
"Get this man an Emmy!!"
YTP is so fun...
*Patching intensfies*
You can seal doodoo watertight,so you can play with dry poop underwater...
RateR.
XD
*Easesesesese* *I Shot In The Pool*
@@topcoppelion6626 sharted, hence e.coli
@@topcoppelion6626 "I sharted in the pool. Now that's a lotta e.coli!"
Anthony Hobson That’s clearly the best way to clear out your pool
2:29 THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
1:35 And repaired it with a Nun!
Doo Doo underwater 2:35
That's a lot of boats!
"You don't wanna fUCK IT too much at one time"
Why is that the thing that kills me pls h e l p
2:38-2:54 was easily my favorite part of the whole YTP.
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF E. COLI!
Ikr!!!
Agreed
I love how you can use even overused jokes in clever and unexpected ways, like the part with the car and the pitched THATSALOTTADAMAGE
1:58, "That's a Maze!"
Yes, Phil, you are very observant!
2:39 Finally! I’ve been trying to find a way to do that!
Phil Swift here solving the real problems.
Now thats a lot of BOATS!
Whaaahooooooo
and repaired it with A N U N
100th like
H O L Y S H A R K
The Phil Phleet
cs188, I'm now a patron. I took for granted the early days of YTP, and now I realize how much I need it. The creativity and ridiculousness you manage with the visual gags needs to be acknowledged, and you deserve something for your work, so while it's not much, I am happy to buy you a beer per video for $5 :D Every one of your videos has brought me so much joy in times when I needed them and it's time for me to give back while youtube is being a FuF with their Creaercs.
He will buy flex glue to glue his beautiful ass cheeks together and slam into Anthony Sullivan
noisepuppet UR ALIVE OMG
Yyyyyyiiiisssssssss I arise from dead on this unholiest of days! I have missed you all too much
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Please come back, noisepuppet! ;____;
4:17
Phil swift: it has amazing instant grab
Me: or not
at 1:30 i choked on my tic tac
you know it's gonna be good when it requires a warning on cs188
cs188, seriously amazing YTP. How do you even make something this incredible?
I made sure the poop was sealed watertight.
*Sees the likes of the main comment and the reply*
I may have just seen the greatest thing known to all existence.
@@cs188 0:29 Do you know this music?
3:14 LET IT DRY
A.I. Generated speech will NEVER be as funny as Sentence Mixing
*N O W T H A T S A L O T A D A M A G E*
A legend returns to drop another great YTP on us. Mad respect homie.
0:43
The kid at the back of class when you show any concern or interest in them.
"That's a lot of E. Coli!"
Sold.
2:49 *now that's alotta E. coli*
2:48 “I sharted in the pool!
Now that’s a lotta E. coli!”
congrats you repeated the joke
are you proud of your 34 likes?
At least it's not a first comment.
@@Picobits - 151 now. I mean, the least he could do is add quotation marks.
Ghostwriter Ramirez 2:47
Ghostwriter Ramirez 2:47
4:02 when you only agree with your opinion
1:19 damn it
1:20
I AM THE TABLE!
0:52 lol not many people will notice the middle finger
You got me
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Aaron Lin lol
Well then
I noticed
1960:We had a flying Cars in 2018
2018:Repair boat with nun
5:02 *how it feels to chew 5 gum*
*Stimulate your senses.*
*THAT'S A LOT OF* D̶A̶M̶A̶G̶E̶ *SENSES*
1:50
"You can pee right through!"
Why are they selling us air again?
I stopped what I was doing when I saw this in my notifications
I was on a call with my friends and said CS188 JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
@@maryread7972 Do they know about CS188?
+Y4123 , +AscensionOfDivinity - That was the correct response. cs188 videos take priority over all. ;)
I stopped what I was doing when I saw this notification in half!
"I CUT A HOLE IN A GIANT BOAT"
-shows titanic sinking
*"HAHAHA YEP, IT LEAKS!"*
0:14 super strong waterproof bomb
*HOLY SHIT!*
*:EXPLODES:*
1:33 I cut a hole in another boat and repaired it with a nun!
lol
1:36
It sounded like UNUN
A bad movie
"1:33 I cut a hole in another boat and repaired it with a nun!"
1:36
And thus, Holy Crusade Of The Phil Phleet came to be.
For fixing all things broken they fight.
Be it a simple, leaking bucket, world politics, or your heart.
It matters not.
They will prevail.
2:15
I guess that Doggo didn't feel so good.
Don't worry, hes just invisible
2:50 now that's a lot of E-Coli.,
0:36 Don't you just hate it when you're patching up a leak and you bluescreen?😂
HATE when that happens.
he was patching up a memory leak but unfortunately he ran out of memory before he could patch it up
That’s clearly the worst way to pppaaaAAAAAAAAAA
I always lose it when Phil says "you don't wanna F*CK IT" 🤣
cs188, you are a legend
That’s it I’m coming back
4:05 HI, JAMES HETFIELD HERE, FOR
THE TABLE. THE TABLE. THE TABLE.
WHYD YOU PUT THE TAPE UPON THE TABLE!
5:11 that oof got me
0:21 EYE PATCH HERE
0:23 “Hi Philly Cheesecake here”
"Hi, Phil Swift here for flexing muscles"
I sawed this man in half!
And repaired him with only Flex Tape Clear.
I sawed this boner in half
Lonoe YEEEE DAWGEEE.......DAWGEEEE
2:15 that dog didn’t feel so good
:(
That's not funny! That was one of the saddest anime moments!
Flameshock 101 xd
@@whotao3047 On 0:29 What Song Is It
Dog: ...hooman...
I don't feel so good...
2:08 illuminati lol
3:39 dear god...
*Its Beautiful*
sEx
lube
@FruitlessWasabi you can tackle the biggest jaaj
S(oi) Lube?
Hahhahahahhahahahhahaahahahahahashsnjddjsjdndnsdurfjjswnebdnn soi soi soi soi rofkfjkejdhdndn rodkdd rofoshdhdbnsd rofl
3:55 - 3:58
FlexGlue is so amazing it can change which side it sticks bricks together in midair!
I approved the unexpected James Hetfield table joke
*casually drops a heavy brick on his foot
*D A M N I T*
I love how nearly every YTP of an infomercial includes at least one scene of Anthony Sullivan being killed in some sort of way.
4:05 all 7 Metallica fans unsubbed
I AM THE TABLE!
0:43 damn bro you made my day
I've been around since the days of PissMyselfLaffing and Hurricoaster (2007 and up YTPs) but wow...CS188, you finally made the YTPs I've been wanting to see!!
I instantly lost it at the squeaky hammer bit! 4:22
DAS A LOT OF DAMAGE XD
Hows about a little moar.
This is the kind of vid where I can watch it multiple times and always find something new and interesting with it. AWESOME job cs XD
Where was this video all my life?
1:55 is a legit underrated joke
3:30 unironically tho, you could just buy another $1.50 bucket.
0:27 the new cuphead dlc boss leaked
I love how when I rewatch CS188's vids, I usually find a few subtle jokes I missed before. Good use of comedy, kid.
Phil Swift: As you spray, it's gonna fill in all the cracks and holes!
Me: That's what she said XD