Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Worst of the TOS Films - Rental Reviews
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Cinemassacre Video discusses the critically panned Star Trek V The Final Frontier from 1989. See what James, Mike, Justin and Tony from Hack the Movies have to say about the only Star Trek film directed by William Shatner.
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Nimoy: when I directed Star Trek 4 I got a terrific performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
Shatner: When I directed Star Trek 5 I got a terrific performance out of me because I respect me so much.
Great Futurama quote lol
Ah yes, the Last Trekkie. What a classic of an episode. No idea how Shatner managed to pull off a spoken version of Eminem's "please stand up" but he found a way.
Futurama
WELLLLLLSHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
@P Ferreira the citation would be pretty much any Star Trek Convention that Shatner talked at after ST5 came out. He was so full of himself.
When I was in the 9th grade, my English teacher told my class that Nichelle Nichols was a close friend of his. He invited her to come to our school and speak to my class. She was one of the nicest people I ever met. Such class and grace.
I've never heard anyone say otherwise. Ms. Nichols is a tasteful, lovely lady.
Lucky SOB
We dont care.
Just kidding lmao.. that's awesome ! :D
Lucky.
“What does God need with a starship?”
I loved that quote from the movie.
Real God's answer to that would be because starships are badass.
you might like Left Beyond Quest then
Same thing God needs with burning cows.
Well for the drive thru at Taco Bell
The only good line in the whole movie
So Mel Brooks was spoofing Star Trek 3 in the scene from Spaceballs when they watched themselves. Mel Brooks is awesome
Of course! Mel Brooks is awesome with SpaceBalls and his other films.
12:33 That actually was supposed to be a toilet with the lid down. The "Do not use while in spacedock" was supposed to be like the signs on old train toilets which just basically dumped human waste onto the tracks (you didn't want human waste on the tracks in the train station).
...oh.
That is such a crazy basis for a joke but I found that fascinating. Thank you
I always thought it was a toilet, but I never got the train reference. Interesting.
Exactly, that was my understanding as well.
But... there's no hole? Does it do a site-to-site transportation of the waste?
The one thing I will always remember about Star Trek 5 is that I saw it as part of a Paramount end of summer double feature. The other Paramount film was Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade. After 1989, the studios stopped offering these double feature bills. So Star Trek 5 and Last Crusade was the last modern film double feature I ever saw.
My memory was visiting my cousin and him telling me that we had to see it before Friday. Because it was a limited release and was only showing for 2 weeks, I didnt believe him and then went to try to see it, and it was out of the theater nice thing it was on video2 months later
Fun fact - they originally wanted Sean Connery for Sybok, but he was filming Last Crusade
they still show two movies together at the drive in!
James, I have enjoyed your content for years and I am thoroughly enjoying your recent videos where you and your friends get together to discuss movies. As for your videos: thank you and anybody else that makes closed captioning possible in your content. As a hearing-impaired person, it is greatly appreciated as it makes it easier for me to follow the content. If you ever questioned whether CC was worth the effort, it is worth it to followers like myself.
Thanks. You're support means alot.
@Paul Abbey 😂
The feline species was featured in the animated series which was written by the writers of the original show. Those writers considered the cartoons a continuation of the show and cannon. There was a feline navigator that often sat next to Sulu as a replacement for Walter Koenig since he wasn't able to appear in the series. And the species did appear in the novelization of The Search for Spock.
Love how your commercial was 4:3 and maybe 360p.
Actually, in the book "The Autobiography of James Kirk," #5 is a movie in Kirk's universe and he explains it as fictional.
That story about Nimoy being worried about De Kelly but him out running them all is brilliant!
I honestly like all the TOS movies. To me it's great to see them be a bit more silly as time goes on, after all their adventures, to see these guys, now being way older, just enjoy their friendships while getting some of the weirdest things going in all of Trek. It truly feels like old friends coming together to do what they love.
There was WAY weirder/goofier stuff in the series.
Eyyy
So surprised to see you in a Cinemassacre vid dad!
dude after binging like 10 of your videos I clicked on this one and you popped up. I literally thought i was hallucinating after a Whang overdose
Our boy is getting famous!
I was looking for you... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How can you be here AND there?!
I rewatched Star Trek V recently and the one thing I remember that really stood out to me was the way Kirk just straight up murders the triple breasted cat lady. Cold blooded.
I love how he throws her into the water billiards table or something
@@hamzakhairi4765 that took balls! Oh wait, wrong type of pool...😁
He most probably didn’t plan to kill her, so it’s not murder.
In his defense, how did she drown in less than a second?
@@keithc187 I always assumed she was electrocuted or something.
My favourite review of Star Trek V: "God and Kirk compare egos. God loses."
Shatner says "watch Captain Kirk defeat God!" God says "we'll see about that."
I bought Generations the day it was released for $20. Someone got ripped off.
He payed $100 for the Picard and Kirk on same screen experience.
“What does God need with a starship?”
Oh my God! I can't wait for the "A N N I H I L A T I O N" review! 😂😂😂
Star Trek and Dinosaurs? Cool!
V is actualy my all time favorite trek movie ever. On par with the motion picture which i
Iike a lot and to me star trek v is the only one that totally captured the character spirit of the original series.
Ayyyy your Jurassic Park stuff is really awesome
Never thought id find you here!
Klayton Fioriti mortal Kombat!!
This movie gets 2 thumbs up from me. A movie where Spock shoots "God" in the face with a Bird of Prey is cinematic gold in my books
Confession time: As a small child, this movie taught me the "Row Row Row Your Boat" song. I was like three.
This movie has taught me this song today but I'm 22
Isn't the rockface he's climbing called El Capitan?
Yes it is :]
Of course. Spock did say the name in his conversation with Kirk during his climb.
Jason Jimerson It's been many years since I have seen this movie and I was thinking more of Shatner being very pleased with the idea of The Captain trying to conquer El Capitan.
Star Trek 5: I need my pain!
Star Trek 7: I love the Nexus. 🤨
Randal Graves Shatner learned from watching this movie that pain isn’t worth it 😂
Kirk in Star Trek Generations isn't canon. The last time we saw the real Kirk was in Star Trek 6. The guy in Generations was just some random dude who helped Picard out at the end.
If you say so. I always thought the dichotomy was a nice little subtext in the movies. He does ultimately leave the nexus to get his pain back.
Rental Reviews has got to be my new favorite RUclips series, always entertained the whole time.
I remember watching it the day it came out back in 1989 and the audience loved it! Laughing, cheering, and clapping at the end. I also worked at a movie theater when it was released and same thing. Great crowds. So idk where all the hate came from. Must be from early 90's internet on.
I love it. Its original with a great story and music.
Wow whang in a cinemassacre vid. Didn't think that would ever happen.
Yeah, that was pretty sweet!
Hey! That's pretty good.
@@SmokeymcJoint420 in the time you wrote this comment over and over you could type whang into the search bar. Then you would know who that is and you don't have to annoy us.
@@SmokeymcJoint420 🤣😂👍 no idea either
Tis cool
I Love VHS Taps Video Cover ArtWork.
them taps
you would love the laserdisc box sets
Best part of the video
I always had a soft spot for Star Trek V. A truly underrated pic in my opinion.
It's far from great, but much better than people give it credit. Despite many production problems, it still had a pretty original story and genuine camaraderie among the 3 leads.
I can't hate this film at all, I grew up with it
STAR TREK: VETERANS ADMINISTRATION?
The entity is called The One, it is a creature that can equal the Q by taking power from mortals that worship it. It is featured in a few official books.
I loved Star Trek 5. It was the only movie my family had on VHS when I was growing up, and it might have been my introduction to the original cast. Afterwards, I rented the some of the other movies, and enjoyed those too, but V always has a special place in my heart, and a lot of nostalgia. As an objective adult, I can recognize it for what it is, but even some of its flaws can be endearing.
I remember that there were two versions of the Star Trek VI VHS. One called Kirk Admiral and the other called him Captain. I always thought that was weird.
James sounded like the lawyer from Seinfeld when he was pitching audio books. Motivational, inspirational, conversational. Giddy Up
I love Kirk,Spock,and McCoy’s family friendship in this and how it comes full circle with Spocks statement after saving Kirk with the bird of prey. It’s actually a really good Star Trek movie.
Very Clerks-esque opening
What do you mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?!
"Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last yr?"
It’s like in order to rent a movie they have to have an IQ less than their shoe size.
@@KenMabie you stole my comment
Oh, ya and Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
12:15....
That WAS a toilet.
The joke on the label is a reference to trains before they had onboard waste collection tanks. The ... whatever... would just drop on the tracks and there was a sign “Do not use in a station” because if you did... well... you do the math.
Why can't they just vaporize the turds with a phaser or beam it into space or something?
I heard they stopped doing that after a train derailed in Philadelphia in 1984 after hitting a giant pile of wet turds on a sharp turn.
ohhhh
Kevin R. You poop right onto the tracks in India. It’s literally a hole cut into the train-car floor.
The whatever? Don't pretend there's more than 3 things that go down there.
That thing he is sitting on in the cell IS a toilet. You can see the lines for the lid that lifts up. Shatner himself said it's a toilet. Good luck finding the interview in question though. I remember it from some Star Trek marathon on TV back in the 90s
Justin's my favorite of the bunch, his scenario of a kid growing up on Star Trek just to watch his life's work get blown up inconsequentially is wonderful.
you can see his soul being destroyed, and him fighting against it belligerently throughout the entire review
James Rolfe for president 2020!
@@djhenyo chill. He was just making a fun comment. You're the one who's offended.
Hmm, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy. But I do approve of his Selma-killing policy. But, either way, I'm voting for Kodos
@@djhenyo Still you. You responded with like a paragraph of matrix like dialogue to a joke.
@@djhenyo still u
Would be an improvement.
I love Star Trek V! I thought the story was very intriguing, looking for a supreme being in the universe. Also has some great scenes like the campfire and the Sybok trying to tempt Kirk
sybot was that lame dude in the Mortal Kombat games.
The VHS tape cover to this day still gives me goosebumps.
Kieran: “Am I even in this one?”
😂😂😂
Unrelated but nice F body 👍
Do cherry 2000 dangit
Maybe the Shatner standee holding the video hes in is a nod to Spaceballs which makes fun of Star Wars. Its definitely not, but in my dimension it might be.
Would have been fun watching Spock explain "Now-Now" to Kirk. Lol
A friend once bought the Star Trek V DVD but when he put it in the player, it was Conan The Destroyer. I told him to keep it. lol
The whole 'Paradise' shared planet concept was somewhat improved on with 'Chal' and the 'Children of Heaven'.
Anybody else get the vibe Matei doesnt like the other two? When he sits in on these i get this vague sense of contempt from him for the new guys.
Gordak TheDestruktor I agree
Oh lol, good to know i was not the only one who noticed that, his body language just gave it away pretty good.
I’m just really confused by what he said about buying VHS in 1995 or whatever. I either completely misunderstood him or he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Keep your interpretations to yourself. What's the point???
Nah
He just fine
What a bunch of nerds... I feel home
Mike's face is priceless at 27:41 :D
Actually I think Star Trek V isn't that bad movie. Of course, it's full with bullshit, the effects are bad, but the plot is really interesting. It feels like an episode from TOS, because the crew of the Enterprise looking for the unkwnown. And it represents the friendship between Kirk, Spock and McCoy beautifully. And you guy's didn't mention the music, composed by the great Jerry Goldsmith. You can say anything about the movie, but you have to admit, the score is fantastic.
By the way, great Rental episode as always. Can't wait for the next one :D
I was gonna say, the score to this is one of my favorites. It's available on Spotify. "A Busy Man" is so good!
The effects are only bad because ILM did dn't do them this time. So the whole Special Effects work had to be... "outsourced" and this is what we got. Jerry Goldsmith wrote a FANTASTIC and touching soundtrack for the film and imho still one of the best Star Trek soundtracks there is.
I like the fan theory that the whole story was a shared dream brought on by Spock eating whiskey-laced beans.
Silverman kills in this ep :)
Anybody else get excited to see Whang at the beginning? I love that dude.
Personally, I thoroughly enjoy the camping scenes. They’re very human.
What I really enjoy about the fifth Star Trek movies how much emphasis is simply on Kirk, Spock, and McCoy.
I feels like a feature-length episode of the original TV series at times more so than a cinematic endeavour, but I suppose that's part of the movie's charm.
Could you guys do more of these style reviews on the other Star Trek movies (1-13)?
Row, Row, Row your Boat gently down the Stream!
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life is but a dream!
Captain... Life.. Is not a dream
I have no choice but to sample your beans.
Roll, Roll, the credits!
Quickly cross the scree-oh thank you!
I'm preparing to toast...a marshmellon.
@Christopher Campbell I was quoting the Nostalgia Critic, dude.
Well done, my old son. These keep getting better and better.
Scotty’s scene was a nod to The Doomsday Machine episode of TOS, in which Scotty, talking to Kirk, ducks a pipe jutting out of the wall like he knew it was there, despite the situation. Doohan was a master.
Review suggestion: the Ernest movies (Ernest goes to camp, Ernest Scared Stupid, etc.)
Not gonna lie, Star Trek V's a pretty bad movie... but I'd say both Insurrection and Nemesis were worse, the former because it's dull and has a completely nonsensical moral message, and the latter because they clearly weren't trying anymore.
Insurrection was better than 5 imo
Insurrection shoehorned in the humor better than 5.
Adam Vanderpluym That’s what the movie has always felt like to me.
Those are surely the 3 worst ST movies. 5 imo is the worst. I'll never watch it again.
MrCaerbannog 5 is the worst of all, the plot and some of the dialogue is just embarrassingly bad
The ad kind of reminds me a lot of Last Action Hero when Sylvester Stallone is in all the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies
I love how the clips are 4x3 cropped, just like it would be on VHS.
That guy is wearing a Ralphie May t-shirt sitting beside Ralphie May mind blown
Great video guys. Yall should review the other Star Trek films. Maybe some of the episodes as well.
I dont believe so. They've only been doing these a few months.
Who doesn't love star trek 5!
Cardassians.
@@CaptainAhabGetsHisRevenge Fucking spoonheads.
Watching the the tape picture getting lined up was like watching detectives piecing together a killer's cryptic message. It was awesome.
One of my favorite things to watch on YT. I love these! Everyone in the crew brings something to the conversation. Plz keep making many more of these
Star Trek V has some very nice character moments, but no doubt the Special Effects budget really hurt it as the visuals simply can't keep up with the story. Also there is some very uninspired editing, although that may reflect the limitations of the footage that was filmed. It's an admirable failure, yet I always find it rewatchable.
I freaking loved how Justin paused and said, "I am calm now." I cant stop laughing.
Notice how he ended with "Scotty, four to beam up", and not with the more famous (but inaccurate) "Beam me up, Scotty"?
13:35 For the record, I think 'Star Trek: The Motion Picture' is pretty damn good.
Yes, absolutely.
Agreed
I just wish it could have been the episode it was supposed to be.
I actually liked this movie.
I actually like The Phantom Menace. And Attack of The Clone's, no seriously, I do.
Galaxy Quest is awesome, top 5 Star Trek movie IMO.
Mentioning the $100 for a VHS copy of Star Trek Generations makes me remember why I was happy when DVDs came out and one could buy it in store right away instead of renting.
I'm wondering, could the trapezoid case be so you have an easier time pulling the tapes out of it by grabbing on the side?
18:27 "spiritual fiction" Have you guys ever seen the 80s cartoon series *Ulysses 31* ? It mixes Greek mythology an science fiction, it's pretty cool.
I watched a few episodes of it a few years ago and damn its still pretty cool,
If you ask me, Star Trek V sounds like a fan film, that blew what budget it had on hiring the actual the actors. And the director decided to quit mid way through and William Shatner just turned it into something that would do on the weekends.
Just wanted to say I'm REALLY enjoying this new series of Rental Reviews. I am not a huge gamer at all; I enjoy the AVGN videos but many of the other playthrough type ones are not for me. However the movie focussed horror and rental review videos are excellent, particularly the effort put into the VHS-ised local video library advert at the start of these. Keep em up!
Audible, a division of the, "Center for Kids Who Don't Read Good".
V was bad but gotta love that Jerry Goldsmith score!
always loved this movie, genuinely, always thought it was fun, and certainly loved how the film gave a lot of attention to the Kirk, Spock and McCoy dynamic.
Whang!!
Great videos and everyone love the cameos, keep up the great work!!!👾😁
David Warner was one of those actors who seemed to be in everything for a couple of year then just disappeared. Joss Ackland was similar. Actors who do that fascinate me.
"Do you have Star Trek V!?" - said no woman ever.
Haha,You don't know the women I know,Sir.🖖🏾😹
@@jmar1973 Your hentai pillow doesn't count.
@@kungfuman82 👰🏻👸🏻😂🤣😹
@@kungfuman82 bwahahahahahhaaa
@@kungfuman82 Don't talk about Karen like that sir!
Saw Star Trek in the title and it was enough to get me here! :-)
You better believe it!
*It was enough to get me hard.
Artist / Band News by Michael Nagy same
Love you guys deconstructing classic movies! The retro style intro is great as well. Greetings from Portugal 👍
PS: you should review all of the classic movies mentioned by Remington Steele in the show with the same name.
Lightning struck a power pole near my house when I was watching at about 6:05 . The power went out. When I was a bit less terrified I laughed.
12:21 I'm fairly sure that scene actually *was* intended as a toilet joke. From the suspiciously flush-like position of the button tongue-in-cheek spoof of the messages you see in bathrooms on trains and airplanes. It's a somewhat immature and very out of place joke for Star Trek, but considering this particular movie in general, it's par for the course.
"Justin Silverman is my friend"
1:35
It’s a commercial within a commercial!
A unique example would be: “Spaceballs: the Coloring Book”.
30:25 Never knew about that awesome image of all the VHS boxes, great design.
This is one of my favourite series on RUclips. It's a group of friends talking about movies. It's really chill and the videos are great to have on in the background or to watch after work. 10/10 would fucking watch this again
Love these man keep them coming!
All I remember from Star Trek V as a kid was the campfire scene where Kirk, Spock & Bones were singing Row Row Row Your Boat. I knew this movie was a stinker when that scene started.
Fanpeople: Don't destroy my sci fi childhood!
JJ Abrams: ... *trollface*
Who else misses the this show? I seriously would await Friday’s release.l every week like I do Red Letter media. Now I don’t even barely watch cinemassacre
Captain... Life is not a dream...
Kirk: Good night Spock
more like a nightmare
This was great. I would love for you to do more Star Trek of all kinds, as I am a die-hard Trekkie.
Hey nerd your new video looks good,the intro brings me back alot,i was wondering if for your one of avgn episodes you could do tamogochi,im sure itll be an alright idea.keep up the good work,much hope and appreciation to ya
13:45 Star Trek 1- Where Nomad has gone before...
Erin in a Cinemassacre video?!
Amazing!
I know right! I knew they're subscribed to her, but it's awesome to see her on the nerd room! :)
She Garbo
Star Trek 5: I need that pain, it makes me who i am!
Star Trek 7: Yeah fuck all that ima go escape reality now into forever happy land!
Kirk holding a copy of the movie on VHS reminds me of Spaceballs when they go off on a tangent about merchandising. And they start watching the movie in the movie. That was such a classic scene.