I like this. My dad had a rule when he was raising my brother and I that we were aloud to curse w some words at home alone with him- only. And it was almost always when we were joking around or singing and that's why he made the rule.
thank both of you ... as a father of five daughters ... tom you are spot on as how they change into their own people ......thanks tom ..thanks john ...
I have twin girls, 2 years old. One of them the other day dropped her toy, turns around and yells Ahh fuck! Top of her lungs. And my wife did exactly this...where do you think she learned that from? Well, me of course! Kids are awesome
I'm convinced that eight year old wakes up each morning with an agenda of either killing me or making me have a nervous breakdown. Just so he can sit back, laugh, and watch the show. Evil little shit. And THIS is the insanity of being a parent, because I still love him more than anything. If he were a dog he would bite me while wagging his tail.
My kids are angels in school and at times, little bastards at home. They very, very rarely, if ever, act up in public or in school. It’s much less stressful.
At 3:15 Tom talks how amazing it is his kid learned how to react in certain situations. Or his kid is a psychopath that is hiding in plain site. Sorry it could be both hoping he turns out like dad not charo or Tina’s side.
Too true. Me and my sons have these conversations all the time. And because i told them young if they wanna cuss you do it at home and never get it trouble for it with your mom or anyone else. I love it. Too funny bro.
John Steward has won a Mark Twain award, made the Daily Show into a huge success, helped launch several careers, has helped advocate for first responders and veterans...and continues to tell great jokes...and you have done what exactly?
@@edubbs3528 Stewart has not told a joke in 15 years. And if you didn’t know, the Mark Twain Award is an elitist popularity contest, not a sincere recognition of comedic talent. And his work for first responders and veterans while commendable is ultimately ineffectual because once again, the man has never done anything without turning it into a performance act where he mugs for a camera. He’s not a serious person.
If I swore in front of my mother as a child she would take a bar of soap and grind it across your teeth like grating cheese, you could taste it for days.
It's Garth Brooks sending his poors to bring down the Mommy community. It works on simple minds that love nothing more than a bandwagon, to validate their own insecurities.
How do you figure? My daughter is 6 and amazing. Teachers at her school seek me out to tell me what a great kid she is. She is allowed to swear in the bathroom and in the car. She doesn't overdo it, and knows when it is and is not appropriate to swear. This is incredible parenting and I am so glad he has such a great relationship with his sons.
Tom and his wife made fun of pro Palestine supporters and said they don’t want to see that shit on their feed. You know, the genocide awareness raising. They also openly defended colonialism. No, they weren’t joking. BLOCKOUT2024
Who cares what these people are saying about your kids Tom. Who the fuck are they to judge. Most people don’t take a look in the mirror. Most people pay no attention to their and blame teachers
@@luisalejandro2335 society has norms ? Take a look around people are fucked. Once again , some people will never be aware of their surroundings. He’s probably a better parent than 90 % of the person comment . Who cares if child swears
Big fan of Tom Segura and YMH and all that, and it sounds really funny this, but laughing to this kind of behaviour of your kids is not really going to make good kids..i hope he just laughs at it now during the show, because they can really turn into terrible spoiled brats
I laughed til I cried when Tom said his 5 yr old called him a nervous bitch.
that is definitely an original!
Lmao i laughed so Fucking hard. Like three times. I’m pretty shocked that I’ve never heard put “nervous” next to “bitch” before but it’s hilarious.
@@1994Trill it is F'in hilarious, now i call people that when im messing with them. Cheers!
Literally same
My aunt told my sister not to judge her kids by how they act at home but by how they act at someone’s else’s house.
I like this. My dad had a rule when he was raising my brother and I that we were aloud to curse w some words at home alone with him- only. And it was almost always when we were joking around or singing and that's why he made the rule.
Such a breather from Bert.
I’d rather Bert than a propagandist.
@@luisalejandro2335 yea that’s true. Just nice to hear Tom get through a full sentence.
You mean propagandists you don't agree with. If Tucker was on here you'd be all for it
@@OberynTheRedViper again nice to hear Tom Talk.
@@chrisschuldt3865😂
Love Jon and Tom’s stories about his kids, especially the cool bedtime stories
Skipped the terrible twos and went right to the Fuckin Fours
Tom’s kid stories are the greatest
thank both of you ... as a father of five daughters ... tom you are spot on as how they change into their own people ......thanks tom ..thanks john ...
That’s wild. My boys are 16 and still ask for permission to swear in front of me. 😂
They’re probably scared of you. Noice!
Probably because their not 5 and 8.
So, you also permit your kids to cuss. Understood
@@desiprioleau yea an if they ask really nicely, we let em drive! Understood
I have twin girls, 2 years old. One of them the other day dropped her toy, turns around and yells Ahh fuck! Top of her lungs. And my wife did exactly this...where do you think she learned that from? Well, me of course! Kids are awesome
And they serve up a mean cup of toilet water too 😅😅😅😅
Everyone saying shit about their parenting is praying Tom acknowledges them like he reads other horrible comments on his podcast lol
They only keep doing it because it makes him laugh.
Thanks Captian Obvious 😂
Tom does not strike me as the sort of person to have kids
He wanted them before she did
“Our kids don’t respect us”
-parent who laughs at their children
The way Tom said he called him a "fuck," I have a feeling his kid used a different f-word.
My 10 year old: “daddy said fuck again mommy! Fuck fuck.”
Lots of people saying that Tom and Tina are bad parents... but the kids seem pretty shitty too
...are you legit calling a 5 year old and a 9 year old boy shitty? Imagine what that says about you.
😂😂😂😂
I'm convinced that eight year old wakes up each morning with an agenda of either killing me or making me have a nervous breakdown. Just so he can sit back, laugh, and watch the show. Evil little shit. And THIS is the insanity of being a parent, because I still love him more than anything. If he were a dog he would bite me while wagging his tail.
Musta got a new sponsor with the blue can
Such cool guy parents.
Kids are innocent, it's going to b fine because Tom is good parent..it'll be fine once a punishment is enforced ❤
Growing up, cursing was a right of passage that you do with your friends at an early age because you think it’s cool. But not with your parents
My kids are angels in school and at times, little bastards at home. They very, very rarely, if ever, act up in public or in school. It’s much less stressful.
Toms kids are going to be psychotic rich kids
Nice assumption🤣
Massive hate from Phoenix
Usually there's no problems when a 45 year old woman give birth
At 3:15 Tom talks how amazing it is his kid learned how to react in certain situations. Or his kid is a psychopath that is hiding in plain site. Sorry it could be both hoping he turns out like dad not charo or Tina’s side.
Julian used to be the Sweet one!!! Wtf happened 😂😂😂
The people talking crap in the comments are probably terrible parents.
Too true. Me and my sons have these conversations all the time. And because i told them young if they wanna cuss you do it at home and never get it trouble for it with your mom or anyone else. I love it. Too funny bro.
Kids obviously respect their teachers. Not so much parents.
My mom made me eat soap for cussing
Sounds like my oldest son
Wawa Coffee??
I don’t think. That’s definitely not a goose.
Its the parental curse. Its the curse your parents put on you that your kids will be ten times worse than you were
I like that he just let his kids live and do what they want.... absolutely no discipline at all 😂😂😂
Geez crazy shit
0:45
Im 37 and still do not curse in front of my parents. 🤷🏽♀️
It’s kind of not shocking that two comics have fucked up kids lol (kidding but not)
This is how you know Tom has retired from stand-up comedy. He’s doing a podcast with the comedian who hasn’t told a joke in 15 years.
Stewart tells jokes all the time, they’re just depressingly dark in their poignancy
John Steward has won a Mark Twain award, made the Daily Show into a huge success, helped launch several careers, has helped advocate for first responders and veterans...and continues to tell great jokes...and you have done what exactly?
@@edubbs3528 Stewart has not told a joke in 15 years. And if you didn’t know, the Mark Twain Award is an elitist popularity contest, not a sincere recognition of comedic talent. And his work for first responders and veterans while commendable is ultimately ineffectual because once again, the man has never done anything without turning it into a performance act where he mugs for a camera. He’s not a serious person.
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Make sure they learn how to fight because they will get theirs asses handed to them
If I swore in front of my mother as a child she would take a bar of soap and grind it across your teeth like grating cheese, you could taste it for days.
Kinda abusive imo 😅
The people in the comments trashing Tom and Christina are clowns
It's Garth Brooks sending his poors to bring down the Mommy community. It works on simple minds that love nothing more than a bandwagon, to validate their own insecurities.
He and his wife are actually terrible parents. His kids will learn respect in prison.
“I don’t do that” literally talks about doing that in other episodes 😂
You think rich people go to prison? Hahahaha
Oh so you know Tom and Christina personally? Fuck outta here with “they are terrible parents” do you even have kids?
Hate from Michigan
Oh so you know them?
Kids won’t see 18
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Horrible parent gone vial
Tom and Christina should not have kids.
For real lmao. 🤣
I disagree. They should make 2 more.
😂😂😂😂😂@@Superflytallguy
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So funny... but awful parenting.
Yup
How do you figure? My daughter is 6 and amazing. Teachers at her school seek me out to tell me what a great kid she is. She is allowed to swear in the bathroom and in the car. She doesn't overdo it, and knows when it is and is not appropriate to swear. This is incredible parenting and I am so glad he has such a great relationship with his sons.
@@annie_wow84 no self control or respect for parents. These kids will be out of control and have no boundaries. Bad parenting.
Funny parenting is better than good parenting. Its not even a close call
Funny cause his 8 year old is polite sounds like he’s a different type of kid
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All this from a 5yr old? Oh super funny......
What it should telll you is that your son is a master manipulator. Good luck Tom.
Hi Tom
A narcissist and a chaos addict raising two sons, I'll watch.
Tom and his wife made fun of pro Palestine supporters and said they don’t want to see that shit on their feed. You know, the genocide awareness raising. They also openly defended colonialism. No, they weren’t joking. BLOCKOUT2024
Horrible parents.
It would suck if tom segura was your dad
Funny but Terrible parents
Hating Tom from Canada
5 and 8 don’t get it
I really hope these are all made up stories for laughs, otherwise I’ve lost all respect for Tom. This isn’t funny
You should move on then you freaking cry baby
Who cares what these people are saying about your kids Tom. Who the fuck are they to judge. Most people don’t take a look in the mirror.
Most people pay no attention to their and blame teachers
We’re members of society. When you live in a society you agree to abide by the norms set forth by that society. Tom is a bad parent.
@@luisalejandro2335 society has norms ? Take a look around people are fucked. Once again , some people will never be aware of their surroundings.
He’s probably a better parent than 90 % of the person comment . Who cares if child swears
@@tylerd7239how do you think it got that way
5 minutes is more than enough of Jon👎
This is disgusting…extremely low class…it’s somehow funny that kids repeat what their vulgar parents say?🤯👎🏼
Shut up Jon
Damn Tom what are you even doing.. Do better.
Funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂 ur kids are more funny than you guys sometimes ur making prodigies
Big fan of Tom Segura and YMH and all that, and it sounds really funny this, but laughing to this kind of behaviour of your kids is not really going to make good kids..i hope he just laughs at it now during the show, because they can really turn into terrible spoiled brats
when we swore as kids, there was no words exchanged my dad just slapped the taste out of our mouth. we only did it a few times in our lives.
Such a great 2 bears 2 cave episode, wondering why...