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#voiceover #latenighttumblr #trumpettime
The music for the trumpet bit is this, it's a jam
ruclips.net/video/GSxImIh-Qro/видео.html
Don't let the doots take over. They're too overpowered.
Thank God I wasn't drinking my coffee... That coulda been bad
I thought it was music
Dude, friggin Bradio!
Awesome!
Thought I should let you know: in Polish, owo would actually be pronounced like ovo
"if something in a box it could be dead or alive"
me sitting in a box: aight time to cause a panic at the disco TM
Oh a box I'm gonna stab it
A Pathetic Apathetic umm... dude wrong comment thread.
shrodigner says N O
and I say "fuck science, you cant stop my time box"
A Pathetic Apathetic also his bunny’s name is Daisy
Doom Guy is canonically a virgin and a devout Catholic and is going to the be the next Pope he would nEVER-
bottom energy.
def. a bottom.
Isabelle is the top >:3 i am not taking questions or criticism at this time.
@@torazely None needed. I understand this entirely and whole-heartedly agree.
@@popivan428 yeah, Isabel and the bfg
“The world is broken but I got a trumpet!” THIS is why I love ska!
Dont stop skankin' rude boy *doots away*
YT commenters: "Seymour, the comments are on fire!"
P.M Seymour: "No, commenters, that's just the northern lights!"
"Technically you are a fungus."
THAT ROIGHT ORKY ROIGHT DERE
Red goes fastest
@@brandonford2923 WHOT YOU ZOGGIN SAY? OIZ CAN'T 'EAHZ YA!
Facking hell i didnt need to go down far to find the orks
I SAID RED GOES FASTEST YA ZOGGIN DEAF GIT
YOU WAZ BEGININ TO SOUNDZ LIKE A HUMIE
On that Julius Cesar thing, he also jokingly threatened to have all of the pirates crucified when he was freed, and then he actually did it.
Another fun fact about Caesar: He invented leap years. He was the first guy who was like “hey so the Earth goes around the sun in 365.25 days. Couldn’t we just make it an even 365 for three years and 366 for the fourth?”
@@Skarix Different fun fact about the calendar. Did you know that we skip leap years if the year is divisible by 100, but not 400? This means that the year 2000's leap year happened but we won't have one on 2100.
he was also a bottom! heres a quote:
"He was every womans man and every mans woman"
@@Skarix He's also the reason why September, October, November, and December no longer correspond to 7,8,9,10
Thats not arrogant hes just a man of his word
“I DONT HAVE ANY SOCKS ON; I’M IMMODEST”
I hate that i understand this
300-I.Q. Prower Same
The way she said that reminded me of Chowder.
@@mehmetemreklc726 I'm guessing they're either implying things about a foot fetish, or it's like that one weird thing from Bladedance of Elementalers where basically the spirit world's culture has it such that seeing the majority of the leg, ankle, or foot is taboo, but everything else goes. And I do mean _everything_
@@fiend-off-the-grid I'm not so sure that was actually a thing with _all_ spirits, or just the one. Pretty sure the other humanoid spirits were a bit more, how to say, normal?
Basitin anyone?
"Our glasses aren't clean, we just learn to see through the dirt." is such a small statement, yet both 100% true and somehow gives these incredibly strong "I didn't get happy, I just learned to see past the sadness" vibes
also, yes pls give me more gay Tumblr posts pls ^OwO^
Excuwuse me would someone kindly explain why döömguy is a bottom? Because his job is to dominate entire worlds and he'll get a cuddly little cutesy break from that in the bed? Because if that's the reason I can relate!
Yes. That is canonically my reason now. No one change my mind/
The last bit I read with PM Seymour's cute voice
Doom guy had a pet rabbit that he named daisy, demons put her head on a pike which is probably why he is too angry to die
Power bottom
I wear glasses .then I realized I didn't clean my glasses for a month
It's time to cleanse your mind..with *PM has a stroke*
BY TUMBLR
BY TUMBLRRRRR
Bý țůmþłř
Doomguy isn't just a bottom, he's a power bottom. Not only does he manage to take another man, but he remains dominant while doing it, and that's the manliest thing you can do.
1:16 This is even funnier because, in the portuguese language "Ovo" means egg.
I'm brazilian how the fuck did I not realise that
This is why Brazil doesn't exist.
@@JadeJuno I thought it was just Acre that didn't exist. Well, guess it extended the status to the rest of the country
Plague doctors are trans girls confirmed
@@kar-dragon I have no clue of the geography of my own country let alone Brazil's, so I have no idea what that's about (?
So... The smell thing is HELLA accurate. I grew up hanging out in my grandma's tattoo parlor, and I always loved the way the whole place smelled. Fast forward about ten years and I walk into my geography class... and it smells EXACTLY like that tattoo parlor. Memories come flooding back to me, and I am in a state to bliss remembering all the times my mom would get off work and go to the parlor to hang out with me and we'd sit in a living-room area that was legit JUST for me because my grandma didn't want me running around during business hours. AND. I. LOVE. IT. I didn't learn much about geography that year, but that room was my anti-anxiety room for the entire year.
Honestly? I'm not offended by Doomguy saying Rawr XD.
I'm just impressed that you can say it so seriously.
0:27 ...did u know he has a unicorn suit? That's all I can see him wearing.
The DOOMICORN. I wish it wasn't twitch prime though.
Doomguy being a bottom gives "rip and tear, until it is done" a whole new meaning
*oh god why*
@@IamaPERSON I am so sorry
Sweet Jesus why would you do this
@@wooyeah1738 I don't know. My mind just went there, and I had to share the pain
MicroBlogganism I will have revenge when I think of something painful
I could see Doom Guy being a bottom, he spends so much time slaying and dominating demons that maybe he just wants to lay there and take it for once. No one can conquer the Doom Slayer... unless he lets them.
DoomGuy isn’t just a bottom.
He’s a power bottom.
Hes a tsundere
He's a POWERHOUSE bottom.
can sum-one PLEAS explain im to straight to understand
@@blackdiamond9636 so in a gay relationship there Is someone (in bed) Who Is dominant and One Who Is dominated, top Is dominant and Botton Is dominated
@@mathisgalataud1660 a gaytochondria f you will
To add to the Caesar Pirate story: throughout his capture, Caesar made a bunch of comments like ‘you guys are in so much trouble~’ and ‘when I get back you guys are sooo crucified!’ The pirates assumed he was joking, because of the silver/poetry thing and the fact that they treated fairly well. Besides, he was just some pretty-boy from the continent, what could he do to them? Of course, this was well after Caesar had established his military career, so when he did get released, he got together an army, found where the pirates were docked, arrested them, and crucified every single one.
He was stabbed for the reasons in the video, but he was also stabbed because he was such a ruthless politician that stabbing was seen as the only way to stop him from becoming a full on king.
1:17 this hurts me because in my language "OvO" directly translates to "EgG"
OvO=birb
@Space Man if a guy who only understood my native language read that he would read OvO with a capital letter in the start and end of the word thus making it EgG
EgG
But is there a category of: "The world is trash and I'm pissed at everyone in general"?
Punk
Still punk bruh
_Edgelord_
Cynic.
Nu metal?
4:20 Ya know as a goth with a emo friend and a ska kid I knew in high school it’s over simplified, kinda accurate but most of all funny.
420? Nice.
For some reason I was sure that first one would end in "That's when you see him. Shia LeBeouf."
0:27 While some say that this version of The Doom Slayer is a mistake, I think it's simply Daisy's(Doom Slayer's pet bunny BTW) spirit being channelled through him so she can get some sweet, sweet revenge for what those demons did to her.
1:03 oh my god so that's a universal glasses people thing, not just me being a slob
2:21 I RELATE TO THIS TOO WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RELATABLE STUFF HERE TODAY
3:49 AAAAAAAAAA
3:31 omgomgomgomg i may or may not be freaking out I feel so accomplished that God himself read my stupid tumblr post im so happy, time to cross that off my bucket list
oh shit, that one was really good too :D
it deserved to get read
-////- thank you
that one was pretty good
K pop
@@astrolounge4204 more like, K-poop
P.M. Seymour, I can confirm that "OvO" is in fact a variant on "OwO". Specifically it is an avian variant for you see the "v" is a beak. As a furry who has dabbled on the feathery side you can trust me on this.
Other avian variants include "uvu" instead of "uwu" and " :> " instead of ":3".
How is this one?
évè
wait wait wait wait wait... :3 is a furry thing? when you mention it, I can see it, but I had never considered it. It sorta looks like a snout, I see it now. I always just assumed it was a pair of lips pressed together in a half smug/happy smile. Thank you for the information, you really do learn something new every day huh
I KNEW IT WAS AN OWL
A. Bold of you to assume birds and plague doctors are any different
B. What the fuck is society
@@raven0256 Well the :3 is often called the "kitty face" emote and is a varient of :). Granted smug would be a fitting description as memes have proven that cats are smug bastiches.
3:39 Imagine you're just a boomer doing the stereotypical annoying boomer stuff and a young person just looks at you and says kpop
Broke: Ok, boomer
Woke: 'K, pop
Title: *Late Night Tumblr posts*
Time here: *E v e n i n g*
5:27 Ok but consider: Is there anyone in this or any universe with the guts to try and be a top for Doomguy?
It seems you have not seen the fanfic, and that is a good thing. All I'm saying is WalugixDoomGuy.
A R I regret being able to read that
@@ViewingChaos Good
Isabelle
Nivan Jeffries I regret reading that as well...
Clown: The world is broken anD IM HERE TO BREAK IT MORE!
Demon incarnate: the world is broken, TIME TO PUNISH SOME DIRTY SINNERS!
Me: World is broken, I'm just fine. Looking day, and living night, I'm alright!
Me: tHE KRAGEL
3:00 now the only thing i can imagine rn is Seymour opening up the dishwasher to find that Cyanan somehow stuffed herself in the dishwasher.
Lol
Doomguy is canonically, a very devout catholic. So yeah, of course he is a bottom.
Yet another person that have not played Doom Eternal.
He's a top, all the way.
It's just that Isabelle somehow tops HIM.
Does this mean all Catholics are bottoms?
@@Jelli_Kube yes.
@@Jelli_Kube Only the acutal Priests, Choir Boys, and Bishops
Catholic Knights, Warriors, and Fanatics?
TOPS
Doom Guy?
100% Top unless it's Isabelle
2:44 was my exact reaction to hearing the Julius Caesar story.
youtube: theres 13 comments
me: can i see them?
youtube: no
Just like Shrödinger said,
*the coments both exist and does not.*
3:04
Not gonna lie, I would totally watch this.
Someone get the Babushka Cat from Monster Hunter World Iceborne to be the MC.
1:28 I once heard a joke in church: One time, two missionaries were about to knock on a door. All of a sudden, a huge dog sprinted out from behind the house and gave chase. One of the missionaries managed to get over the fence, but the other simply dropped to his knees and began to pray. Amazingly, so did the dog. The escaped missionary then heard the dog say: "Lord, thank you for this food that I am about to eat."
2:17 is LITERALLY ME
2:42 HEY HEY HEY! Don't forget that the pirates told him his poetry and his speeches sucked. To which he responded: "Yeah, and one day I'm gonna come back and crucify all of you." They laughed, they thought he was kidding. Caesar was not kidding.
Þanks for reminding me how much of a madlad one of my past lives was! I can't wait until I remember đat...
I work with a guy who's really into Ska, can confirm his solution to life's problems is a trumpet... also hotboxing the fuck out of his car during his lunch break but mainly trumpets.
1:13 "you've missed your Spanish lesson! Now say adios to your family forever"
4:18
Stronger move :
If you have a habit of chewing things while doing something, do you ever chew some plastic things and suddenly remember another plastic thing from years ago that tasted EXACTLY like that? Because that shit happened at least more than once with me, which is already weird in itself
4:35 That's why ska punk is so fun, you get to fight the worlds problems with brass pipes.
“I DON’T HAVE ANY SOCKS ON!! I’M IMMODEST!!!”
Relax, snuggly space elf!! This isn’t Victorian times!!!
Man, now I wanna see fanart of Cyana in a Victorian-style dress.
That doom eternal one scarred me
Imagine it, but he's wearing the DOOMicorn suit.
Oh god that's even worse
Edit: Autocorrect Is atrocious
@@mememan2404 He doesn't just rip and tear demons, you know
Supervillain: "The world is trash and I'm the garbage man."
4:55 I wasn't expecting to be seeing a certain, cool skeleton there.
1:03 as someone who is doomed to wear glasses for the rest of time, I can confirm.
Julius Caesar also informed the pirates he would come back and crucify all of them once he was free. The pirates laughed this off as a funny joke, along with most of the things Caesar said.
True to his word, Julius Caesar did come back with an army after being released and crucified all the pirates.
1:01 This dropped right as I was cleaning my glasses.
This is probably one of the best ones so far. That bit with Cyana was great!
4:23
OH MY GOD I READ THAT AS ‘ELMO’ AND I WAS JUST WONDERING FOR A SECOND WHY THE HELL SESAME STREET WAS SO DARK-
Then I saw goth and I was like ‘which character is that?!’ Then punk came and I smacked myself with my phone that fell from my fingers onto my poor face.
PM Seymour, never stop making these. These videos give me life and I am honestly so happy when I see a new one get posted. You are the best and in the future, I hope the next generation finds all your videos and laughs and cringes at what our generation found funny and how powerful the human voice is.
3:42, thank you, Roman’s left shoulder pad. Very cool
Can we please talk about the fact that that boy child voice was on point. 2:16
So, i shared the Doomguy is a bottom idea with some friends of mine and one of them brought up this idea:
Isabelle is the top.
Not really that far off.
Not sure what's more cursed: hell itself, or knowing this
canon: argenta warriors had basically direwolves (when you fight a marauder you see his)
headcanon: isabelle is doomguys direwolf, they got separated, binky found isabelle, got her to the animal crossing world, then went back to lead doomguy to her once the demons all died... which is why he's an easter egg.
me: *clicks video
PM: *marvin voice
my cat: *stops grooming and looks at me in disappointment
me: i’m sorry
my cat: *goes back to grooming
Suddenly, "I am the bone of my sword" makes a lot more sense.
My glasses are always filthy! My mom has to practically snatch them from me to clean them! I hate when my glasses are clean!
The glasses one is so damn true!! I just wait until I can't see shit to clean them😂
Late night quarantine posts
4:19
Oooooooh, so _that's_ how that works!
Oh God, not knowing that was driving me crazy!
Thank you!
Ikr! Also, loved TMNT 2003!
@@IamaPERSON
...holy s**t, someone that recognizes the character from my profile pic.
W-wha?
I-I'M NOT CRYING TEARS OF JOY, _YOU'RE_ CRYING TEARS OF JOY!
@@PersianSlashuur I do! Still love the series, but I wish they added Slashurr into the actual show, instead of just Battle Nexus.
@@IamaPERSON
Unfortunately, the guy's in licence purgatory, so we probably won't be seeing him for a long time, or ever.
...dammit, I'm sad now.
@@PersianSlashuur sorry about that, but you know what'll cheer you up?
You earned a comment, like, and Playlist add for everyone's work, and Doom Guy's lines
As someone who's entire online look is based around being a plague doctor, *you have offended me Seymour.*
I can also confirm the glasses one.
People keep asking me why I wear sunglasses indoors.
After a short time of confusion, I take them off and look at them, to find out they are dirtier than I expected.
3:06... I accidentally did this with my main character in my story (that I’m still writing). Except everyone that comes in contact with her is like “she is my mom!”
Then the characters she practically didn’t raise/see her as a friend is like “she is a blood thirsty woman that used to kill kings. She can’t be that sweet!”
*proceeds to watch as she walks in with a plate of cookies*
“Have a good day, Steir, my precious baby. Save some for your brother, I’m gonna make friends with the bug queen near the big scary mountain. Make sure that Max and his friends doesn’t flirt with my daughters” she says before she glares at the group of guys she hates. She makes a rude gesture at her enemies then leaves.
“See, she ain’t sweet,” one of the guys roars.
“Idc, she made me cookies without me asking” the first two yell at them before they start to eat all the cookies.
Your Doomguy impression sounds like Duke Nukem.
Goths vs Emos vs Punks vs Ska is the name of my master Spotify playlist
Gets to the plauge doctor one "NOOOO!ITS CURSED!NOOOOOO!"
4:55 THE GREAT PAPYRAXE STRIKES AGAIN!
So....
Sometimes my glasses turn green....
And I DON'T NOTICE.
4:35 what song is this? I NEED MORE OF IT!
It's now in the pinned comment. Check it out.
Joseph: Ooh! Salad! What kind?
Waiter: Ceasar Salad.
Joseph: CEASAAAAAR! *cries*
1:06 AS A PERSON WITH GLASSES I CAN CONFIRM THIS 100000%
Based on this post, I would technically be Goth. Got it.
At the end I just groaned in shear anguish and pain
SEYMOUR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE KEEP GOING I NEED MORE OF THIS
the one about glasses is really accurate for me
i mean yesterday was the first time in MoNTHS that i actually LOOK looked at my glasses.
when i cleaned them and looked through i swear i almost burnt my retinas
Changing this up a bit,0:00-0:27 but music starts playing and goes,
“It’s showtime!!”
The “Technically you are a Fungus.” killed me
So is anyone gonna come to my funeral?
The girls voice goes from OWO to chowder so fast I have whiplash
"Maybe the world is broken, BUT I GOT A *FUCKIN'* TRUMPET!" needs to be clipped for a reaction post.
Seeing doom slayer saying " its rawr xD time"
Is fucking terrifying... even after all the things the shit he does to demons...
3:30 The takes we needed but didn't deserve
The reverb on the fungus part killed me
0:55 as a person who wears distance lenses, I can confirm this.
(Edit) the reverse harem prompt is possibly the dumbest idea I've heard of, yet would still help fund a TV show/movie that utilizes the idea.
Ok... for the love of all things holy.... I didn't just choke on orange juice ONCE because of Doom Guy joke.... but.... both.....Effing.... TIMES!! God dammit Seymour, why are you so hilarious?!?!?
Seymour for the love of god, never stop.
2:17
I cannot explain how much I relate to this-
Let us all agree, Cyana would be a dangerous plague doctor
The border allowing me to distinguish Lizzie's voice from Hynden Walch grows blurrier by the hour.
I love the echo you put on the word fungus
I just finished the Stand by Stephen King and all of the Wheel of Time back to back to back to... so my question to you is what's next? What's another one of these books or series I must must read before dying? Those life changing, super important, essential books?
Competitive Found Family is a great tag.
Pastel: the world is broken, but I can do my best to make people smile!
I'm here to stand up for my fellow bottoms and say that most of us don't talk like that.
Now this... *This is the content I subscribed for*
0:31 I did something similar to this. I made my sister a lunch once, but I put sad/scared faces on all the food, so she would feel bad eating it.
The best part is Schrödinger thought the concept was stupid, and Schrödinger's Cat was his way to express how stupid he thought it was. Then it turned out to be true
My god. The bones thing. Monster Hunter weapons make so much more sense now. They use bones in EVERYTHING
Once again... got SO close to getting into one of these. LOL. Was literally the next reblog down the elf v human one.