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  • @LaserShark123
    @LaserShark123 4 года назад +8048

    3:00 -ish: How could you possibly leave out the best one?!
    Spider-Pig: That's disappointing. Jukebox, play "What's New Pussycat."

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  4 года назад +1674

      SON OF A BITCH!!

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  4 года назад +1608

      I LOVE IT!

    • @LastDragoon-wi7zo
      @LastDragoon-wi7zo 4 года назад +723

      Wouldn’t he have to manually punch in the song? Like after he says “that’s disappointing” you just hear his steps as he walks over to a jukebox and presses the buttons to put on “what’s new pussycat”? Edit: after typing this I realize he would probably just pull the jukebox out of his back pocket

    • @TheBigE9999
      @TheBigE9999 4 года назад +380

      Noir: gentlemen play le marsailles

    • @slavthesage5661
      @slavthesage5661 4 года назад +161

      @@LastDragoon-wi7zo NO! Not a JUKEBOX. A BOOMBOX! WHAM! Make it BIG!

  • @Pablo360able
    @Pablo360able 3 года назад +689

    my favorite ship dynamic is “two characters that have a believable and compelling reason to date each other while still having well-defined and interesting personalities outside of their relationship”. it's a pretty rare dynamic

    • @dingola_
      @dingola_ Год назад +19

      Impossible

    • @annana6098
      @annana6098 7 месяцев назад +20

      I was going to say something similar. I don't have a hard time relating to people different from me, so I'm able to just be happy for other people when their relationship is healthy.

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 7 месяцев назад +29

      @@annana6098 oh, no, it doesn't need to be healthy. just believable.

    • @bananabanana484
      @bananabanana484 7 месяцев назад +12

      But if they have a solid, believable relationship; how are we supposed to have them break up before the next movie? Huh?

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 7 месяцев назад

      They figured out they wanted different things from life, one wanted children, the other one didn't, and that's okay, they broke up but still remained friends. @@bananabanana484

  • @TheTolnoc
    @TheTolnoc 7 месяцев назад +130

    What makes the Samus thing better is the idea that maybe, just maybe, the Federation didn't know Samus was a girl either, so they just said 'bring in the bikini girls for the war hero'.

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 2 месяца назад +16

      In that manga samus says it's my promo video
      Also the mangaka knew
      The ending has the mangaka tell maybe they'll find out how samus aran looks
      TLDR
      It was a joke

  • @kurtisharen
    @kurtisharen 4 года назад +873

    "Mickey Mouse decides you're gay, and there's nothing you can do about it."
    This implies there was at least one character off-screen who was actively trying to fight the compulsion after Mickey showed up in his Sorcerer's Apprentice get-up. I want to see the character fighting personalities between stereotypical buff manly dude and stereotypical effeminate camp gay back and forth like the climax to Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor movie while Mickey just watches and waits for his will to be done. Somebody please animate that.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 года назад +77

      There should be their friends in the background shouting "FIGHT IT!" dramatically with sad music as it gets more intense and hopeless

    • @notsoanonymouself
      @notsoanonymouself 4 года назад +67

      "YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS, HARRY!! HOLD ON, PLEASE!!!"
      "I-I'm sorry... I ca- gh- I can't think... *straight...* any more..."
      "HARRY NOOOOO"

    • @lucarudloff687
      @lucarudloff687 3 года назад +9

      I never kmew i needed this in my life

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 года назад +6

      SO basically... I was gonna say something witty but I forgot... damn...

    • @henrymars6626
      @henrymars6626 3 года назад +13

      "Kiss the Boy" plays in the background
      Edit: So I genuinely forgot that the original song was called "Kiss The Girl" so replace this concept with lesbians and my joke is now funnier

  • @MiloKuroshiro
    @MiloKuroshiro 4 года назад +5113

    About the Metroid manga, the truth is even better.
    It isn't that her gender was a mystery. That panel was a part of a "promotional video" that Samus did for herself. She chose to be portrayed like a cool action man that get all the ladies.
    It's from "Victory Techniques for Metroid", a half manga half strategy guide

  • @ariesstone429
    @ariesstone429 4 года назад +2611

    3:16
    Peni Parker: How depressing, Siri play "A cruel angel's thesis."

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +216

      Given how her comic version is that is too accurate and I am angry someone didn't include that.

    • @kaliyanelson6106
      @kaliyanelson6106 4 года назад +235

      Noir Time:
      Noir: Tuesday already? (Sighs) Radio, play "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire."

    • @DragonisPrime
      @DragonisPrime 4 года назад +208

      Ham: This is a disaster. Jukebox, play "What's New, Pussycat".

    • @alexanderroberts9373
      @alexanderroberts9373 4 года назад +55

      Dragonis Prime x7, with its not unusual in the middle

    • @jason4443
      @jason4443 4 года назад +44

      Oh, boo hoo. Mr. Krabs, play a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 4 года назад +854

    i know the Bible mentions Jesus’ child years, when he ditched his mom to teach a bunch of people about God
    so i guess that’s Jesus’ version of rebellion

    • @lvcrimosv
      @lvcrimosv 4 года назад +85

      not jus' teach, he was straight up ahead of them in their expertise, probably calling them out on their own mistakes and such
      and didn't ask for her mom's or dad's permission to do so

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 года назад +82

      He was 12 at the time, and he was actually learning from the priests, but also doing a really good job of it (the ditching his parents bit is true though). "After three days they found him in the temple courts, sitting among the teachers, listening to them and asking them questions. Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and his answers." (Luke 46-47)

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +9

      Ditching his parent, damn

    • @thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411
      @thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411 3 года назад +15

      Well the thing is, sin is disobeying God, so since it was likely God telling him to go do that, it means that it wasn't a sin.

    • @seanboyd2898
      @seanboyd2898 3 года назад +19

      @Melody Ackerman Considering that he was Jewish, I don't think 'questioning your elders in a educational setting' was frowned on in the same way.

  • @StormFreeze
    @StormFreeze 4 года назад +595

    "Disney's first LGBT character"
    Didn't they have 2 moms for one son in an episode of Good Luck Charlie?

    • @churrogang4778
      @churrogang4778 4 года назад +12

      Elizabeth Hogue correct

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 4 года назад +7

      ...Who exactly were they referring to?

    • @J0hnny0hm
      @J0hnny0hm 4 года назад +137

      Blink-and-you'll-miss-it instances of LGBT representation in Disney movies that are done so Disney can get press and claim "we're being progressive!", but done in ways that can be easily edited away so that movie markets less friendly to LGBT people (example: China, where American movies can make a lot of money) are still willing to screen them.
      Examples include:
      A pair of girlfriends in Finding Dory.
      LeFou in the live-action Beauty & the Beast
      Nameless gay man at therapy session in Avengers: Endgame.
      Two women kissing near the end of The Rise of Skywalker.
      Police officer who mentions a girlfriend in Onward.

    • @Treesarewoke
      @Treesarewoke 4 года назад +56

      Disney has like 9,862 "first" LGBT characters

    • @crazcatladeestudios9956
      @crazcatladeestudios9956 4 года назад +5

      @@J0hnny0hm I KNEW those star wars kissers were lesbian!

  • @JosephZ144
    @JosephZ144 4 года назад +1539

    3:16
    This is most displeasing, Cortana play we are number one.

    • @anthonyplacek9703
      @anthonyplacek9703 4 года назад +19

      I DON'T KNOW THIS MEME!!

    • @kaliyanelson6106
      @kaliyanelson6106 4 года назад +9

      ... Which one are you?

    • @duofri3nd
      @duofri3nd 4 года назад +6

      @@kaliyanelson6106 prolly spider ham

    • @edsweet2858
      @edsweet2858 4 года назад +1

      Anthony Placek do you not know what Cortana or We are number one is or am I just being dumb but if you truly don’t know what it is then you should know that it’s fine to not know about Cortana but if you do not know what We are number one is *then you shall perish*

    • @ChippyDaPancakeGuy
      @ChippyDaPancakeGuy 4 года назад +4

      Bing, put Flamingo on!

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 года назад +3935

    Road to El dorado is what happens when the rouge and bard are best friends...Think on that

    • @scrappyknees
      @scrappyknees 4 года назад +207

      as someone who's basically the poor man's rogue, who is pal's with the bard
      I need to see the movie to see how accurate this statement is but I bet its a lot

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 4 года назад +177

      @@scrappyknees OH It it The rogue only cares for gold and staying alive while trying to keep the bard out of trouble and the bard is having the time of his life dude even plays a guitar thing hangs with the locals.

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 4 года назад +96

      I think I'm having a stroke. Time for a grammar lesson.
      RoUge is a shade of red. RogUe is the word your thinking of.

    • @rebeccamiller1400
      @rebeccamiller1400 4 года назад +53

      @@lordodysseus
      (Rogue) Gonna Rogue my knees and roll my stockings down
      (Bard) AND ALL THAT JAZZ

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 4 года назад +36

      @@lordodysseus Sorry I'm dyslexic I only just learnt like a week ago that hay and hey are different words I thought hay meant as in the bails and also a greeting. Yes I know and just for context I live in backwater Scottish highlands so our grammar ain't the best anyway.

  • @mizukidatesbiggestfan5022
    @mizukidatesbiggestfan5022 4 года назад +676

    “disney’s first gay character is-“
    THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM: “COME ON, SAY NICO. COME ON”

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 4 года назад +52

      I didn't know Disney owned Percy Jackson.
      And after seeing what they're doing with Artemis Fowl, it probably can't get worse.

    • @michaellevin664
      @michaellevin664 4 года назад +85

      @@reasyrandom The first two books were made into Disney movies.
      And yes, they got close to everything wrong twice.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 4 года назад +56

      @@michaellevin664 Actually no. The movies were made by Fox, long before they were bought by Disney.
      I think Disney owns the rights to the movies, but who cares, the movies were so awful that nobody dares to touch them again.

    • @mizukidatesbiggestfan5022
      @mizukidatesbiggestfan5022 4 года назад +31

      Michael Levin i literally will not watch those movies. i would rather sit through paint drying on a wall. that way id save braincells.

    • @masichasi
      @masichasi 4 года назад +13

      Nico isn't even in those movies

  • @General_Kenobi1
    @General_Kenobi1 4 года назад +74

    1:15 I'll do you one better, their powers are a reflection of their personality. Bob feels that he must protect his family so he has strength and superhuman endurance. Helen is a mother, so she has to be flexible to help all of her kids with everything. Dash is a young boy, so he's bound to have that child like endless energy and hyperactivity, thus speed. Violet is a teenager who feels insecure about everything, and she would rather live her life invisible. Jack Jack doesn't have a developed personality yet, so he has all the powers. And Frozone is just as cool as ice.

  • @K9TheFirst1
    @K9TheFirst1 4 года назад +1005

    1:00 - Actually yes: In Luke, chapter 2 verses 41-52, we get a story where, at age twelve, Jesus is accidentally left behind in Jerusalem (they were part of a major Caravan with Joseph's family, so they assumed he was with their relatives for a couple days... It was a big caravan), and when they made it back, they found him chatting things up at the temple, amazing all the teachers with his knowledge of the Torah. And when Mary and Joseph started getting on to him about the scare he put them through, his response was "How is it that you sought me? Did you not know that I must be in my Father's house?"

    • @ThreeStrikesOfVoid
      @ThreeStrikesOfVoid 4 года назад +285

      The only thing I got out of 8 years of catholic school is that Jesus did in fact sass his parents. So 12-year-old me was perfectly fine.

    • @arandomstartreknerd7261
      @arandomstartreknerd7261 4 года назад +135

      This is true and I love that passage but I always wondered why it basically skipped ahead to Jesus being like 30 after that without any more about what he was like as a teenager, we know he got trained as a carpenter but that's about it. At the age that most of us Christians wear WWJD bracelets religiously (pun intended), we have NO IDEA what Jesus would have done.

    • @K9TheFirst1
      @K9TheFirst1 4 года назад +128

      @@arandomstartreknerd7261 Given how the entire point of Jesus is that he never sinned, I imagine the takeaway is that, the one incident aside, he lived a very boring life growing up. Either that or all the other stories are repeats of this one in that they all involve Jesus astounding everyone with his knowledge and wisdom, so Like just didn't bother writing them down.

    • @arandomstartreknerd7261
      @arandomstartreknerd7261 4 года назад +11

      @@K9TheFirst1 You're probably right, lol.

    • @vanilla8101
      @vanilla8101 4 года назад +5

      Wow, this is great

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  4 года назад +1575

    Inb4 it's Morning, Pat

    • @Chagogo
      @Chagogo 4 года назад +10

      Good morning Pat

    • @daleyhuard3675
      @daleyhuard3675 4 года назад +7

      Technically it is night, aslong as the sun aint out

    • @kirbykona
      @kirbykona 4 года назад +2

      Pat. Why is it morning?

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 4 года назад +5

      @@volenaviee
      *Wake up lieutenant*
      (Slaps intensifies)

    • @bap3227
      @bap3227 4 года назад +1

      ur hiar looks beautiful no homo

  • @mlgproplayer2915
    @mlgproplayer2915 4 года назад +83

    _"This is a TF2 meme."_
    _"Dear God!"_

    • @Quickstein
      @Quickstein 4 года назад +26

      _"There's more."_

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 4 года назад +24

      _"NO!"_

    • @ItsaFenyx
      @ItsaFenyx 6 месяцев назад +18

      "This meme contains the dying wish of every tf2 player here"

    • @Pingimaster
      @Pingimaster 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@ItsaFenyx! You did collect everyones dying wish?

    • @orobogamer3.040
      @orobogamer3.040 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@Pingimasteryou bet

  • @Eymologymentality
    @Eymologymentality 4 года назад +25

    Spider Ham: Awkward brag, but alright.
    Spider Noir: Interesting boast, but neato.
    Anime Child: Weird flex, but okie doki.

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 5 дней назад

      Spider Man 2099: Odd showoff, but accepted

  • @writingenuity1117
    @writingenuity1117 4 года назад +122

    Wrong. My favorite ship is Percabeth and niether is me or my type. Fun fact though, I did wake up one day and realize that Percy is basically my dad and Anabeth is basically my mom. What I'm trying to say is that my favorite ship is basically my parents and... you know what? I'm okay with that. My parents are simultaneously an adorable couple and an unstoppable dream team. They're perfect for each other and that's just a fact.

  • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
    @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +1139

    Are there any animators in the comment section? If so, can we see a fully-animated version of the "alternate universe meme" gag to fit it within the Spider-Verse film? Please?

    • @bap3227
      @bap3227 4 года назад +92

      ok i wanna do this, but im gonna procrastinate alot, i want this to happen im doing it no matter the time
      alright fuel the fire gimme some ideas plz

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +151

      @@bap3227 Okay. I've got some ideas for you.
      -Spider-Ham's take on "Here comes dat boi."
      -Peni Parker's rendition of a suicidal joke by standing in front of a giant laser.
      -Spider-Noir trying his best to come up with a meme, as he hails from the 1930's, and laughably failing.
      How are these?

    • @greengremlin9354
      @greengremlin9354 4 года назад +32

      this is very, very tempting-

    • @bap3227
      @bap3227 4 года назад +15

      amazing imma try and suit that with butting in and stuff

    • @bap3227
      @bap3227 4 года назад +31

      im gonna animate them talking to each other directly
      i just realized i cant voice act

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere 3 года назад +28

    So in Language Arts we were doing a story chart thingy, and to help us get the gist of it we watched Mulan. So guess who mentioned the "girl worth fighting for" post in this video

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 4 года назад +141

    1:03 There a “gospel” that was written (albeit seen as utter nonsense) describing incidents such as Jesus being blamed for a friend dying after falling from the top ledge of the home, only to the resurrect their friend who then mentions they had fell off. I think there was also one where he got yelled at for using his powers to smite several bullies, who his mom then demands he revives.

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 года назад +42

      "Jesus! You will revive those poor boys this instant"

    • @rafaelantoniozentenoguzman3909
      @rafaelantoniozentenoguzman3909 4 года назад +39

      @@spiritualbeetle3904 "But mom, They SINNED!"

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 2 года назад +2

      but it's fanfic tho

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 Год назад +3

      There's also the fictitious book The Gospel According to Biff who's Jesus's best friend who loved fucking fighting and magic.

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 Год назад +2

      It's actually got some pretty profound shit alongside the aforementioned fucking and fighting.
      Jesus is still the Jesus we know but more like the Jesus in JC Superstar in that he actually acts like a human alongside being committed to nonviolence.

  • @tetsuotakahashithe5thpilla708
    @tetsuotakahashithe5thpilla708 4 года назад +650

    *A'ight, I'm never gonna give you up*
    *This is so funny. Alexa, DAB on those haters*
    *SiRI, WHAT'RE THOOOOOSEEE???*

  • @stripeussy5690
    @stripeussy5690 4 года назад +530

    Imagine using tumblr and not knowing who Sans is...
    Edit= Bish I’m being sarcastic and I don’t like Oliver

  • @hunterowl1756
    @hunterowl1756 4 года назад +39

    Ok, Seymour, your Scout voice is dead on.

  • @DemonicsInc
    @DemonicsInc 4 года назад +14

    4:14 holy fuck that puts that song into a whole new fucking perspective. Thats...fuck man that changes like half the movie for me

    • @metalclawsteelheart
      @metalclawsteelheart 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well, it does change the tone OF half the movie, specifically the second half.

  • @madafaka2666
    @madafaka2666 4 года назад +154

    3:36
    Seymour: Kiss me
    Me: I dunno
    Seymour: Shows good ol' Speedwagon
    Me: k

  • @JustAJosuke
    @JustAJosuke 4 года назад +145

    2:13 "Congratulations, Scout. You are a failure"

    • @Moon122
      @Moon122 4 года назад +9

      Colder Animations -Back in the swing of things- Let’s be honest, he would do that tho-

    • @halogunner0295
      @halogunner0295 4 года назад +18

      No No, scouts got a point.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +22

      "Oh, _I_ failed, did I?"

    • @bee5440
      @bee5440 4 года назад +13

      @@demi-femme4821 diiiiiid I?

    • @voltronimusprime3833
      @voltronimusprime3833 4 года назад +9

      @@bee5440 "Yes!"

  • @alunsinus_prime
    @alunsinus_prime 4 года назад +61

    "Who the hell is Sans?"
    "The stuff you find at the beach."
    *URH URH URH URH*

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 4 года назад +16

    Me: (sees the thumbnail)
    Me, a tf2 fan: *_Oh yeah, it’s all coming together._*

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 4 года назад +45

    Cats are the best bakers because of their loaf skills

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 4 года назад +250

    My headcanon is that the doll belonged to Shan Yu, and it accidentally fell out of his armor while he was murdering a little girl.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 года назад +14

      It was shown/said before belonging to a girl (I think?)

    • @epicawesomeness777
      @epicawesomeness777 4 года назад +34

      There was a scene with a little girl who lost her grip on the doll and it flew away. I'm not sure how it went far enough that the Huns ended up catching it lol but it flew straight to them and they used it to track their way to the village.

    • @rexosuitmk2577
      @rexosuitmk2577 4 года назад +28

      Elizabeth Murray
      The Hun’s bird of prey (was it a falcon?) caught it midair and brought it to the Huns.

  • @thenintendocyclops1074
    @thenintendocyclops1074 2 года назад +4

    Noir: "This is upsetting, someone switch the radio to 'Sound of Silence'."

  • @muteto2686
    @muteto2686 4 года назад +29

    The last one, alternative:
    One component of your personality
    Another component of your personality
    Alternative alternative:
    Characters that share a personality trait with each other

  • @karmesean
    @karmesean 4 года назад +758

    Peni: This... this can’t be! Siri, play a Cruel Angel’s Thesis.
    edit: made first bit sound like a mildly cheesy anime bit oh and also ruclips.net/video/lRMH5XuJfr4/видео.html

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 4 года назад +36

      3rd time this joke was made
      I like how we are all going with "A Cruel Angel's Thesis" instead of an obvious JoJo opening

    • @veemie8148
      @veemie8148 4 года назад +16

      @@Konpekikaminari it works better anyways with nga being mecha and all.

    • @muffinxyz7895
      @muffinxyz7895 4 года назад +3

      @@veemie8148 "Mecha" I'm sure it's not.

    • @veemie8148
      @veemie8148 4 года назад +4

      @@muffinxyz7895 From Wikipedia:
      Neon Genesis Evangelion[4] (Japanese: 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン, Hepburn: Shinseiki Evangerion, lit. "New Century Gospel") is a Japanese mecha anime television series produced by Gainax and Tatsunoko Production, directed by Hideaki Anno and broadcast on TV Tokyo from October 1995 to March 1996.

    • @muffinxyz7895
      @muffinxyz7895 4 года назад +6

      @@veemie8148 Well, it's technically a Mecha until you learn the truth.

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 4 года назад +80

    3:58
    it’s a beautiful day outside
    birds are chirping
    flowers are blooming
    on days like these, kids like you...
    should go to the beach or something, i dunno
    tori told me to get you off the computer, but uh,
    you’re not actually on it, you’re next to it...
    so I guess my work here is done

    • @residentdimwit
      @residentdimwit 4 года назад +2

      @RED Engineer There's a thing called opinions, my friend.

    • @cuturtimeshort1450
      @cuturtimeshort1450 4 года назад +1

      I hope you're kidding and actually get what they were saying.
      Other than that:
      I just found out D.I.L.F's (as opposed to M.I.L.F's) are a thing.

  • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
    @TheRealBlazingDiamond 4 года назад +15

    5:54
    Well I guess for Canadians it would be "Sorry Syrup"

    • @cuturtimeshort1450
      @cuturtimeshort1450 4 года назад

      What about the Japanese?
      Or Asians?
      Or Mexicans, what do I call my grandma?

    • @aidcrazysol738
      @aidcrazysol738 6 дней назад

      Did you mean: "Sorry, warcrime syrup"

  • @huntermorris8308
    @huntermorris8308 4 года назад +6

    3:22
    I CANT STOP LAUGHING, IM LITERLLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!!

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 4 года назад +19

    Seduce me
    Spy I'm not gonna-
    SEDUCE ME

  • @beeb.w.6389
    @beeb.w.6389 4 года назад +55

    I love Tumblr.
    It's so dumb, crazy, yet wholesome sometimes. The best part is the people who still exist there, making jokes, making memories. While I'm stuck with Facebook ;-;

  • @levi8732
    @levi8732 4 года назад +9

    5:35 : he *smoked* all the *drugs*
    me, theatre trash: *sincerely me intensifies*

  • @kawaiikun8836
    @kawaiikun8836 4 года назад +23

    6:10 There's also, Person A: Your Type, Person B: Your other type, and Person C: Someone who doesn't get with Person A or B unless in fanfiction that you can project onto as they watch A and B get together and be happy

  • @seancruz9153
    @seancruz9153 4 года назад +152

    What if there was an alternate universe where japanese people had a fandom like weebs but for western cartoons

    • @freshtheend4903
      @freshtheend4903 4 года назад +71

      The Japanese probably already have a group like that. I mean look at the writer of jojo and see how he uses American band and song names to name stands so it's totally possible.

    • @seancruz9153
      @seancruz9153 4 года назад +17

      @@freshtheend4903 Yeah I know but I was reffering to something like they like it so much they have conventions like animecon but for cartoons as well as cosplay.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +22

      @@freshtheend4903 Not just American bands and songs, but Araki has a damn fine taste all things considered.

    • @freshtheend4903
      @freshtheend4903 4 года назад +3

      @@kabob0077 of course, but you get the point yes?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +2

      @@freshtheend4903 Indeed I do.

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 4 года назад +52

    I bust up laughing at the Sans Sand in the middle of class send help

  • @TheAustronaut03
    @TheAustronaut03 4 года назад +7

    1:10 There's this one story where Jesus is like 10 and his family moves back to Nazareth and on the way they just notice he's gone.
    They go back to Jerusalem, he's in the Synagouge, listening to the old Testament, and Josef is like: "Where were you" and Jesus is like: "I was just staying at dad's house" and Josef is like: ???
    But Maria knows what's up.

  • @theultimategodofgaming3200
    @theultimategodofgaming3200 4 месяца назад +2

    1:29 THE DESPAIR IN HIS VOICE I CANT

  • @merchantziro4285
    @merchantziro4285 4 года назад +16

    3:09
    Peni: Bakas... Alexa! I Peni Parker have a dream.
    *(Piano starts playing while SP//dr appears behind her menacingly)*
    Miles: Oh she's good.
    Gwen: Agreed.
    Peter: (Confused screaming)
    Spider Noir: (Even more confused screaming)

    • @kaliyanelson6106
      @kaliyanelson6106 4 года назад +4

      No, Noir's like this:
      Noir: (Almost done with everything.) Tuesday already? (Sighs) Radio, play "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire."

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 года назад +1

      @@kaliyanelson6106 Ah, ok.

  • @Roaming_Hermit
    @Roaming_Hermit 4 года назад +70

    It's nine o'clock in the morning where I am and already I feel personally attacked by that last one.
    Also I'm going to use the D.A.B. whenever I can just to embarrass my little brother and make all of his friends cringe and recoil in physical pain.

  • @secretskull21
    @secretskull21 4 года назад +8

    "Who the hell is Sans?"
    *M E G A L O V A N I A I N T E S I F I E S*

  • @skeletommy6321
    @skeletommy6321 4 года назад +8

    4:50 it's called "shits (1s) and giggles (20s)"

  • @thomascook7118
    @thomascook7118 4 года назад +87

    Okay then. Wasn’t expecting to be attacked a 12 am.

  • @NightcoreBrawler
    @NightcoreBrawler 4 года назад +108

    Did anyone notice that the last part has the Tumblr User "Romansleftshoulderpad"
    ROMAN IS A SANDERS SIDES CHARACTER BASED ON THOMAS'S CREATIVITY AND ROMANCE!

    • @haxdiyou
      @haxdiyou 4 года назад +4

      I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!

    • @haxdiyou
      @haxdiyou 4 года назад +3

      Also hey fellow fander

    • @NightcoreBrawler
      @NightcoreBrawler 4 года назад

      @@haxdiyou lol

    • @NightcoreBrawler
      @NightcoreBrawler 4 года назад

      @@haxdiyou I'm not apart of the Fanders... I just watch them

    • @haxdiyou
      @haxdiyou 4 года назад +1

      @@NightcoreBrawler Fanders are just what Thomas calls his fans

  • @ProfessorRaiParadox
    @ProfessorRaiParadox 4 года назад +6

    1:47 Samus is a top tier fighter who's saved the universe multiple times

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад +5

    3:00 -Or thereabouts
    Noir Spiderman: That's depressing. Jukebox, play Ain't Misbehavin'.

    • @bladesofderp4649
      @bladesofderp4649 4 года назад +1

      Peni Parker: big Oof, Siri play coffin dance

  • @originlostborn369
    @originlostborn369 4 года назад +46

    Don't forget, the first lesbian in disney came out, and it was the female cyclops

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад

      Which movie was that, again?

    • @kaziamccool6827
      @kaziamccool6827 4 года назад

      @@Gloomdrake onward

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +1

      Kazia Mccool Oh, that came out?

    • @bingusbongus1912
      @bingusbongus1912 4 года назад +1

      I watched the movie without knowing who the gay character was but I had heard somewhere that there was one and i swear to God for the longest time i thought that the manticore was the gay character idk why

    • @shifra1967
      @shifra1967 3 года назад

      Well I gotta watch that movie

  • @ragemachine7710
    @ragemachine7710 4 года назад +14

    3:37
    Don't think I don't see you SPEEDWAGON!

  • @c_x_3
    @c_x_3 4 года назад +4

    3:15 Then Spider-Man Noir is just off to the side like "What the hell are you people talking about???" Because he's from somewhere around the 1940's and memes haven't been invented yet.

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 4 года назад +4

    3:16
    Peni: This is sorrowful, computer play Angel with a Shotgun Nightcore

  • @AffyMoon
    @AffyMoon 4 года назад +45

    3:37 JOJO REFERENCE

  • @bap3227
    @bap3227 4 года назад +102

    so technically the company that made metroid is lgbt-friendly because samus is a girl and was surrounded by females at a comic

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +18

      And also that’s exactly what Samus asked for

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +22

      Isabelle will also develop a crush on the mayor regardless of gender.
      We've got the two opposite ends of gay.

    • @wincentfirdaus7699
      @wincentfirdaus7699 3 года назад +5

      @@demi-femme4821 wouldn't that make isabelle bi

  • @RainbowEssence-c3w
    @RainbowEssence-c3w 4 года назад +21

    3:38 Holy crap, that one isn't funny it's just wholesome. Where has this post been all my life? I wish someone had told me this sooner. I struggle with depression and low self-esteem, and I often worry about annoying others and/or being a burden to them. It's one of the reasons why I don't talk to very many people, because I'm afraid of bothering them, and also why I apologize when I feel like I'm rambling about a topic I'm interested in or a show or video game I like.

    • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 3 года назад

      Agreed. I feel like I annoy and bother people too. Maybe I should just take it and accept that I annoy people and they are dealing with it anyway, rather than seeking to isolate myself from others and get rid of my emotions until I am as much as machine as the computers I program...
      Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

  • @ndt_dynamite2247
    @ndt_dynamite2247 4 года назад +3

    3:59
    this killed me
    I have been slain
    please bury me, for I hath perished
    me ded

  • @PAWTeamUnited
    @PAWTeamUnited 4 года назад +36

    Its 3AM and my brain is melting about this F A C T S

  • @Dinomatrix21
    @Dinomatrix21 4 года назад +19

    1:52
    Is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that Mooni just said "You're gonna take it," in that particular context.

  • @sirdipdontknow
    @sirdipdontknow 11 месяцев назад +6

    4:35 now hear me for a second, what if the father or a family member of that girl was one of the soldiers.

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 4 года назад +2

    Peter Porker: This is wallowing! Al, play Sweet Home Alabama!

  • @animal_gal_adventures9885
    @animal_gal_adventures9885 4 года назад +313

    Okay so I searched gay Disney character on Google, why is there a list?

    • @xzombieadrianx1249
      @xzombieadrianx1249 4 года назад +22

      @Javert Boudreau so basically impersonating Oprah

    • @digitalunity
      @digitalunity 4 года назад +31

      See, selling tickets is as easy as acting like you care about something.

    • @dahla1919
      @dahla1919 4 года назад +8

      prince eric is on it

    • @ApolJooce
      @ApolJooce 4 года назад +41

      Every 6 months they reveal their first gay character

    • @spacechase9705
      @spacechase9705 4 года назад +10

      Mickey Mouse: There's a *WHAT*

  • @rameball
    @rameball 4 года назад +22

    I read the mulan post the other day and I legit was freaking

  • @ZoobiethePopplio
    @ZoobiethePopplio 3 года назад +3

    3:01 I also have the same idea for the Sonic multiverse
    Saturn: "Unusual flex, but that's fine"
    38 year old Dreamcast Sonic: "I feel like I'm having a stroke!"

  • @calebmurray4438
    @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +6

    4:05 whoa whoa whoa Morganna!?!?
    Edit: I didn’t see that coming

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 года назад +1

      He's in, boys! He did it! He said it! *airhorns*

  • @chaosreaver3597
    @chaosreaver3597 4 года назад +11

    It took my brother 20 minutes to explain what the hell "shipping" was and why it happened, and it gets summarised better in three seconds by a [expletive] tumblr post.

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 4 года назад +48

    only after watching this do I realize that Pat is TF2's scout.
    1) Both have a relatively fast, medium-pitched voice
    2) Both drink an inordinate amount of caffeine
    3) Both think their hot shit but they're actually just annoying little shits
    I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 4 года назад +7

      *taps bat menacingly* You wanna keep your kneecaps, buddy?

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +6

      Fair point.
      Counterpoint: **downs Crit-a-Cola**
      Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklenuts!

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 4 года назад +3

      Nich White Oh shit not my kneecaps I need those!

  • @skrub3801
    @skrub3801 4 года назад +3

    Me: Sees a Expiration Date reference
    Also me: Do you even know who you're talking about? Like, I'm a pretty big deal.

  • @madisyngolab330
    @madisyngolab330 4 года назад +3

    Video: *ends with a perfectly cut scream*
    Me: *sips tea* Aw that's the good shit

  • @saskestheman
    @saskestheman 4 года назад +22

    Showed the Samus one to a friend of mine and he just logged off Discord.

  • @thedoodler2179
    @thedoodler2179 4 года назад +14

    2:23
    YOU'RE READY!

    • @lisatroiani6119
      @lisatroiani6119 8 месяцев назад +5

      Really?

    • @timothyisstupid
      @timothyisstupid 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@lisatroiani6119NO! Everything you just said was insane

    • @lisatroiani6119
      @lisatroiani6119 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@timothyisstupid And: we are out of time.

    • @timothyisstupid
      @timothyisstupid 8 месяцев назад

      @@lisatroiani6119 Congratulations. You're a failure!

    • @pablomenendez2319
      @pablomenendez2319 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@lisatroiani6119Congratulations! You're a failure.

  • @insertfunnyusernamehere8105
    @insertfunnyusernamehere8105 4 года назад +3

    Me: *sees last one*
    Me: *confused aromantic shipper noises*

  • @spheriaareials6200
    @spheriaareials6200 3 года назад +1

    "daddy Nerva don't got enough time for this shit" made me laugh more than it should've

  • @andwithinme
    @andwithinme 4 года назад +6

    3:31 WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE THO-

  • @lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852
    @lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852 4 года назад +7

    Whatever side of the government you're on, there are two things we can agree on
    One, Oreos are delicious
    Two, pulling apart an Oreo and having the filing completely intact is satisfying

  • @pokeperson1000
    @pokeperson1000 2 месяца назад

    2:05 I like the version of the post where the cats bless the child with the ability to handle bones and catch birds, and the girl grows up with the ability to handle other people’s headaches by telling their ones to stop that, and is the only one who can safely work alone in the emu enclosure

  • @understandablehaveaniceday4927
    @understandablehaveaniceday4927 3 года назад +1

    3:36 omg the Speedwagon picture as PM says kiss me made me realize, “I have subscribed to the right man...”

  • @ninjabaiano6092
    @ninjabaiano6092 4 года назад +8

    1:10 it does.
    He entered the temple started mad shit, breaking things i think?
    And was asked to leave permanently.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 года назад +5

      No, I think he was an adult when he lost his shit at the people monetizing church shit

  • @MiilaVitapi
    @MiilaVitapi 3 года назад +4

    1:39 I needed this is in my life

  • @brokenpieces5852
    @brokenpieces5852 4 года назад +1

    1:11
    Yes there are. When he was about the age of a teenager his parents lost him in a crowd, but he went to temple to talk with priests and teachers.

  • @joshuanorman2
    @joshuanorman2 4 года назад +6

    3:35 so that's why Speedwagon never married...

  • @LastDragoon-wi7zo
    @LastDragoon-wi7zo 4 года назад +7

    4:45 and I now have a campaign idea

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 4 года назад +14

    "We made the good ones"
    That's a matter of opinion

    • @xzombieadrianx1249
      @xzombieadrianx1249 4 года назад +1

      Yeah but fallout 76 is also an evergreen joke cause Bethesda's never gonna finish it

    • @creppersaurusrex2300
      @creppersaurusrex2300 4 года назад +1

      @@xzombieadrianx1249 it was started?

    • @xzombieadrianx1249
      @xzombieadrianx1249 4 года назад +1

      @@creppersaurusrex2300 *uno reverse card* I never said it was released

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 3 года назад

      @@Treesarewoke I think I
      Nv is the worst. But that's my opinion. I think 76 is better.

  • @jaskiratsinghbhalla6701
    @jaskiratsinghbhalla6701 4 года назад +2

    4:20
    I think about this post everyday

  • @knctvrknctvr
    @knctvrknctvr 4 года назад +2

    5:10 THAT CAR IS DEFINITELY A SAAB 9-5 I’d recognise that car ANYWHERE! comfy af seats, gorgeous drive smooth af, astounding car
    Edit: 9-5 Aero

  • @bacca4813
    @bacca4813 4 года назад +13

    2:10 I was a part of that thread.

  • @raygunonimx
    @raygunonimx 4 года назад +3

    1:13 actually there is a passage of the bible where jesus is a teen and he just ditches to go to temple like a posed

  • @-0m3rcy0-8
    @-0m3rcy0-8 3 года назад +1

    3:17
    Miles: ITS TUSDAY MY DUDES
    Peter Parker (the better one): AAAAAAHHGGGGGGGGHGHHH

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM 4 года назад +2

    5:18 "I may be a moron but I'm not stupid"

  • @IgnatianMystic
    @IgnatianMystic 4 года назад +5

    1:19 You're just NOW realizing this?!

  • @pepsidoggo1598
    @pepsidoggo1598 4 года назад +5

    5:25 sounds like Jontron

  • @a_puntato29
    @a_puntato29 6 месяцев назад

    i can get so behind gwen's meme culture
    i think ive said 'this is tragic' more times then 'hello' in my life and there was a time when i had the entirety of the lyrics to all star _memorised_

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 6 дней назад

    My favorite shipping dynamic is "two people from opposite sides meet, have an instant mutual crush, but one is doomed to kill the other due to the cruelty of fate"

  • @anthonyplacek9703
    @anthonyplacek9703 4 года назад +9

    I did not get any of those jokes about slightly off meme culture.
    And now I feel called out about the shipping. *HOW COULD YOU!?*

    • @nelsonthai1610
      @nelsonthai1610 4 года назад

      So since into the Spiderverse deals with alternate timelines, the post posits that Miles and Gwen would have different versions of our memes, and we assume Peter B has our memes.
      So "Weird flex, but OK" is "Freaky flex, but alright" in Gwen's universe and "Strange flex, but cool beans" in Miles: functionally the same, but with different words.
      The difference is so small it might seem like they're mis-remembering, or in Peter B's case, question if they remembered correctly.

    • @seaotter4439
      @seaotter4439 4 года назад +3

      @@nelsonthai1610 Not to mention, I imagine the E meme being different.
      So in our universe, it's Markiplier's face with E as the caption, but in Miles' universe it's Jacksepticeye's face with F, and in Gwen's universe it's LordMinion777's face with D.

  • @Mr.Sassman
    @Mr.Sassman 4 года назад +8

    3:59
    Roses are red...
    ...Paper can be used for lists...
    ...Oh god why...
    ...Why does this even exist?

  • @devorahmoreno2581
    @devorahmoreno2581 4 года назад +1

    The homestuck play on words KILLED ME yoo

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 3 года назад

    That last one just slapped everybody on the wrist and I love it.