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  • @someman66
    @someman66 3 года назад +3565

    Idk why but "son of a beekeeper" is so strange to me. Like, there's no reason for it, it's a perfectly normal career it just sounds funny to say.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 года назад +262

      How does a bastard, orphan, son of a beekeeper

    • @BerkelEHaluesen
      @BerkelEHaluesen 3 года назад +90

      It immediately made me think of Ed, Edd, and Eddy with Rolf. SON OF A SHEPARD indeed.

    • @unnamedvisitor1649
      @unnamedvisitor1649 3 года назад +38

      I imagined a character in Ed Edd and Eddy, Rolph's cousin Friedrich, the son of a beekeeper. Not quite as hard working as Rolph on a daily basis, so a little bit physically weaker, but a much greater resilience, due to his immunity to the stings of angry bees and thorns from the roses they pollinate. He is much more quiet than Rolph, but the times he does talk, It's because someone is betraying the honeybees! (He's extremely passionate about his bees.)

    • @Cryptid_Robin
      @Cryptid_Robin 3 года назад +8

      Curly Bug yas!

    • @freshlybakedsadness9251
      @freshlybakedsadness9251 3 года назад +8

      @@aromanticfranziskavonkarma I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO REPLY THAT OML

  • @tobi936
    @tobi936 3 года назад +1559

    My friend was mentally relying on a plant to keep her around and one day a squirrel just completely shredded it for no reason. It deserves the squirrel hell.

    • @everyonegetselfears1444
      @everyonegetselfears1444 3 года назад +165

      Squirrels ate the Halloween jack-o-lantern I spent an hour and a half on when I was 8. They deserve squirrel hell

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 года назад +65

      Grey squirrels are absolutely horrible creatures

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 года назад +115

      A squirrel caused a power outage and electrocuted itself to death once waaayyy back in the day, maybe 15-17 years ago, and my brother has had an undying hate for all squirrels ever since. Because of _one_ power outage. Because it meant he couldn't watch his cartoons for a while.

    • @velvetgaytor
      @velvetgaytor 3 года назад +89

      There was this really pretty grey squirrel with blonde ears. 7 year old me named her Blondie. Another one of our squirrels brutally killed Blondie. That squirrel deserves squirrel hell.

    • @morningglory.2
      @morningglory.2 3 года назад +11

      I HATE squirrels.

  • @Blitz_IngaMCZ
    @Blitz_IngaMCZ 3 года назад +1401

    “Son of a beekeeper” has such “Rolf, son of a shepherd” energy, I swear to god-

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 года назад +45

      You dare insult the son of a beekeeper?!

    • @Riot_Bird
      @Riot_Bird 3 года назад +20

      It really does and I am so here for it

    • @lauramarschmallow2922
      @lauramarschmallow2922 2 года назад +12

      Their energy while rage reading this horrifically wrong "facts" was *glorious*!

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 2 года назад +2

      I came here to make this exact comment, I’m glad I’m not alone

    • @GabrielusPrime
      @GabrielusPrime 2 года назад +4

      As someone who's dad keeps bees, I'm feeling very called out...

  • @noizepusher7594
    @noizepusher7594 3 года назад +1166

    That vegan one was so infuriating that I shouted out loud “HONEY IS NOT
    B E E P A S T E”

    • @cloudthief8918
      @cloudthief8918 2 года назад +46

      The more annoying this to me is the number of people in the comment section complaining about self righteous vegans. Sure, this one person on the Internet thought something dumb, but most vegans don't think that bee keeping is bad because the bees are put in a blender.
      Edit:typo

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper 2 года назад +13

      @@cloudthief8918 but they still do think that keeping bees is bad because "hive animals deserve to be free, free them from their evil keeper and break the lashes, the honey is just theirs, humans is taking them away", ok just like some vegans don't know shit about what they are talking(like that one), some bee keeprs DO drugs their bees so they can run away while their hive is a mess, but most of the beekeepers see treating bees the same thing as having a pet, they love their bees and want the bees to love them back.

    • @cloudthief8918
      @cloudthief8918 2 года назад +14

      @@Drip_Wooper perhaps that's true. I've heard about queen bees having their wings clipped so they have to say, and like you said, bees being drugged, but I can imagine that beekeeping can be done without those things. It's sort of like with eggs, where I can imagine that you could still obtain them ethically, but it's like, you're probably not going to get that with the stuff you see in the supermarket, and most people don't have the money or live in the right place to buy local, ethical products, so they might as well be off limits.
      Edit: one year later, I wanna make a correction. I didn't mean that local egg farms are ethical. You cannot ethically farm eggs.

    • @unoriginalcomment7502
      @unoriginalcomment7502 2 года назад +35

      @@cloudthief8918 Clipping the wings of queens is acctually bad for the hive. The queen needs to fly to mate and if she doesn't you don't get eggs, so no more bees. Is also dangerous in general if she can't escape a threat so is counterproductive in general, so I don't see many beekeepers doing that.

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 Год назад +25

      @@unoriginalcomment7502 Also, as Seymour said, totally unnecessary. If the Queen finds that her current hive continues to spark joy, _she'll stay because she wants to stay._ No clipping of wings or drugs required.

  • @wizardsweetflips59
    @wizardsweetflips59 3 года назад +1790

    “Son of a beekeeper” is my new expletive of choice.

    • @Kakuretaka
      @Kakuretaka 3 года назад +32

      By the knees of Barry B Johnson
      Was the other expletive I got from PMs uploads

    • @sirbread621
      @sirbread621 3 года назад +16

      Son of a beekeeper VS The son of a shepherd

    • @everyonegetselfears1444
      @everyonegetselfears1444 3 года назад +8

      It really is the bees’ knees

    • @riotroyale
      @riotroyale 3 года назад +5

      @@Kakuretaka wAit I thought his name was Barry B Benson??

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 2 года назад +4

      @@riotroyale Barry Bee Benson

  • @me30000
    @me30000 3 года назад +2659

    Fun fact of the day: There’s a sea animal called the Blue Dragon Sea Slug. It eats Portuguese Men O’ War and then uses their poison to kill other Portuguese Men O’ War

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 3 года назад +177

      That's the equivalent of a skeleton being smashed over the head with a trumpet

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 3 года назад +141

      I used the man o' war to destroy the man o' war

    • @spugnoxngubcux9801
      @spugnoxngubcux9801 3 года назад +69

      Wow. The Portuguese navy is FUCKED!

    • @adrienstarfaer
      @adrienstarfaer 3 года назад +18

      @@dnicer3486 Or spaghetti

    • @davidmartin9225
      @davidmartin9225 3 года назад +19

      Gods speed sea leviathan king

  • @Biollante000
    @Biollante000 3 года назад +2983

    "bees give consent" is the most hilarious thing to hear out of context

    • @bookworm_of_heaven
      @bookworm_of_heaven 3 года назад +52

      I just did and youre right

    • @bijeshshrestha2450
      @bijeshshrestha2450 3 года назад +101

      Beez nuts

    • @daddybondrewd7271
      @daddybondrewd7271 3 года назад +19

      @@bijeshshrestha2450 underated (is this how you spell this?)

    • @ooferdoot2429
      @ooferdoot2429 3 года назад +28

      More like the most concerning things to hear out of context

    • @NihilisticOutlook
      @NihilisticOutlook 3 года назад +7

      @@i.dont..exist_ NO..... you are..... a.................... b e a n.

  • @railbaron1
    @railbaron1 3 года назад +887

    When a Joke about Catgirls becomes a history lesson.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 года назад +60

      More like ecology, but you've got the right spirit

    • @brumhelldah917
      @brumhelldah917 2 года назад +8

      @@alexanderthegreat6682 yes

    • @sxlproductions
      @sxlproductions 2 года назад +3

      Professor Lando would be proud

    • @LandryUltra
      @LandryUltra 2 года назад +3

      @Yuki the Neko U^ェ^U

    • @LandryUltra
      @LandryUltra 2 года назад +3

      @Yuki the Neko (Loads Shotgun with malicious intent)

  • @Luigi-np8td
    @Luigi-np8td 3 года назад +3974

    I love how he just raged about bees.

  • @charlestownsend9280
    @charlestownsend9280 3 года назад +1712

    The bee thing and the cat girl thing are probably two of the best things ever.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 года назад +8

      haha yeh

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 3 года назад +56

      _B E E C E N T R I F U G E_

    • @industrialbro
      @industrialbro 3 года назад +53

      The *B E E C E N T R I F U G E* is better than the *C O R P S E W I G G L E R*

    • @ichabodlorax7585
      @ichabodlorax7585 3 года назад +43

      What really makes me mad is the average redditor will tell you about the ONE (count 'em, ONE) person that goes on about bee genocide, but not the THREE (count 'em, one, two, THREE) people that disprove this, so they can say that Tumblr is filled to the brim with insane idiots and everyone just agrees with them, no matter what.
      Nevermind, FIVE PEOPLE!

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, I like the longer conversations a lot, too. :)

  • @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084
    @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 3 года назад +286

    I saw the "fictional character attachment" post and took psychic damage

    • @jotarokujo7582
      @jotarokujo7582 3 года назад +7

      Yakuza in a nutshell

    • @lemurofchaos9672
      @lemurofchaos9672 3 года назад +4

      Looks at Kaito Momota from Danganronpa V3* You. You did this to me.

  • @squirrele4495
    @squirrele4495 3 года назад +609

    “I wish I could see Starbucks employees in doctor’s masks” my guy you posted this at the END of 2020 *HOW*-

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 3 года назад +60

      I think he said "plague doctor's masks' which makes a bit more sense.

    • @jethawk995
      @jethawk995 3 года назад +13

      @@cernunnos8917 but still da fuc

    • @SushiTrap313
      @SushiTrap313 3 года назад +8

      EXACTLY MY THOUGHT

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 3 года назад +746

    That whole entire bee thing? That was a glorious roller coaster of stupidity, education, frustration and hilarity.

    • @lykaioskelley4836
      @lykaioskelley4836 3 года назад +23

      It was more of all of those things thrown in a blender

    • @shintopriestesskikyou5674
      @shintopriestesskikyou5674 3 года назад +25

      i will never understand how some people can come to completely wrong conclusions and just.. not think about their dumb shit before saying it

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 3 года назад +6

      @@shintopriestesskikyou5674 Yeah, me neither...

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 года назад +13

      I know, right? People who say stuff like "bees die when making honey" and such sound to me like they're either 3 and don't know any better, or trying to manipulate 3 year olds into becoming vegan with made-up reasons before the kids can make their own decisions.

    • @thewoollyviking5928
      @thewoollyviking5928 3 года назад +6

      @@Kartoffelkamm for some reason I grew up believing that cows who were used to produce milk that'd be processed into cheese couldn't have calves. I don't know who told me it, but I do remember it being an adult and believing it for a few years before I realized how stupid an idea that was.

  • @glowinthedarkspider3118
    @glowinthedarkspider3118 3 года назад +684

    My friends dad was a beekeeper, and he used to bring in honeycomb for the teachers once a term, his dad came in to talk about how they made honey, and I honestly can believe that some people say UNIRONICALLY that it's a paste made of bees, like, they just crush them up. Every time anyone says something that dumb I cant stop laughing, if I ever met that person in real life I would be laughing too hard to correct them

    • @kearaoshaughnessy1224
      @kearaoshaughnessy1224 3 года назад +32

      mmmmmmmmm.... B E E P A S T E

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 года назад +28

      @@kearaoshaughnessy1224 Mmm, I love *b e e p a s t e* on my bread

    • @kearaoshaughnessy1224
      @kearaoshaughnessy1224 3 года назад +12

      @@hazeltree7738 E M B R A C E T H E B E E P A S T E

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 3 года назад +14

      How stupid is the average person?
      Because people i know with learning disabilities who are kids know how honey is made/isnt made and dont have these misconceptions.
      Im just baffled i cant even get angry, just bewildered.

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 3 года назад +10

      @@kearaoshaughnessy1224 B E E P A S T E

  • @CrazyRiverOtter
    @CrazyRiverOtter 3 года назад +87

    "Now I just wanna see all my Baristas in doctor's masks."
    ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SEYMOUR!?
    ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!?

  • @sparklingdeath1730
    @sparklingdeath1730 3 года назад +176

    Son of a beekeeper’s backstory.
    I’m the son of a beekeeper, but I have hay fever, my quest is to find a potion for my allergies so that I can, once again, dance with the bees as I used to

    • @liamsamples
      @liamsamples 3 года назад +12

      D&D character backstory

    • @NekoChanSenpai
      @NekoChanSenpai 2 года назад +7

      You do know honey is the most widely used home remedy for allergies? Especially local honey.

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 2 года назад +3

      @@NekoChanSenpai _ironic_

    • @erikwagner6050
      @erikwagner6050 Год назад

      Oh the irony is Rich we better do the X:RA irony dance

  • @dnicer3486
    @dnicer3486 3 года назад +2247

    Skeletons don't need sleep, that's why we love binges.

    • @DigitalAlexN
      @DigitalAlexN 3 года назад +5

      Kill the unholy beaat

    • @ftthecartoon
      @ftthecartoon 3 года назад +6

      Which side of the war are you on?

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 3 года назад +29

      Ft the cartoon whichever side has the trumpets and pasta

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 3 года назад +13

      holymolly guackamole Rude.

    • @DigitalAlexN
      @DigitalAlexN 3 года назад +6

      @@ftthecartoon we don't need skeletons

  • @monalisainspector9248
    @monalisainspector9248 3 года назад +650

    "Kiryu, you look like a shady criminal" is basically what his brother tells him immediately after he picks his suit in Yakuza 0.
    Also Kiryu is a weirdo. A wonderful, stoic weirdo.

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 3 года назад +7

      Hello user

    • @Rytex-nh7pm
      @Rytex-nh7pm 3 года назад +6

      @@Ryan-zi7id I cant belive this happened

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 3 года назад +3

      @@Rytex-nh7pm I can

    • @WestOfLee100
      @WestOfLee100 3 года назад +3

      Sean Taggart
      No it’s BREAK DOWN BREAKDOWN, OR NOT BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN, that is the question.

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 3 года назад +7

      And then his brother proceeds to wear a white suit, hmm wonder why?

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 3 года назад +397

    Fun fact of the day:
    Seymour's dad was a beekeeper

    • @peternoparker
      @peternoparker 3 года назад +37

      my uncle is a beekeeper, which means that by SOME DIVINE HAPPENSTANCE, me and seymour could be cousins

    • @lokirae3
      @lokirae3 2 года назад +4

      @@peternoparker 😲

    • @icarusunited
      @icarusunited 2 года назад +5

      Was

    • @dorkle9085
      @dorkle9085 2 года назад +3

      What do you mean was?

    • @astronomydemon6312
      @astronomydemon6312 2 года назад +3

      @@dorkle9085 idk, I thought he said was in the vid. I figured he just retired. I might've misheard tho.

  • @shaden.l.m.9506
    @shaden.l.m.9506 3 года назад +202

    During the Silverfish Section, I remembered that I blanked on the name for them, and I called them Cave Maracas. Because I knew the sound and where to find them, but not the name.

    • @liamsamples
      @liamsamples 3 года назад +18

      Dark Lord Hestu requests his Dark Maracas. Do you oblige?

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 года назад +12

      That's sort of like how I remember pieces of media, I apparently have them logged in my mind as [MAIN CHARACTER NAME] [MEDIA FORM] instead of just by the title? So if I try to remember something's title, I have to first buffer it in as "Solid Snake game" or "Hogarth movie" before I can finally come to "Metal Gear Solid" or "The Iron Giant," and only then after a disturbingly long pause of trying to remember the title after buffering it in as such.
      Tl;dr: brain broken, the Hitman series = "Agent 47 games" to me I guess

  • @spacewoomy4853
    @spacewoomy4853 3 года назад +707

    nobody:
    the bees when they enter the bee centrifuge: *T H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G*

    • @adamnakamura8003
      @adamnakamura8003 3 года назад +6

      The first thing I thought about when reading this was Revtrocity’s “SaLoT as Jevil” bit with the bees.

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 3 года назад +3

      Ok, that's a good one, take my thumbs-up.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 года назад +9

      Beekeeper: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
      *bees find themselves in a spinning arena fighting the ahrdest boss in the game thus far*

    • @skyc7089
      @skyc7089 3 года назад +2

      Hehe

    • @mekiot
      @mekiot 3 года назад +1

      I saw H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G and it's very funny

  • @sophiefrankis9476
    @sophiefrankis9476 3 года назад +450

    Seymour: "YOU HAVE INSULTED THE SON OF A SHEPARD!"

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 3 года назад +4

      I feel like this is supposed to be a reference but I don't know to what it's referencing.

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 3 года назад +4

      Wait isnt he a bee keeper

    • @sophiefrankis9476
      @sophiefrankis9476 3 года назад +8

      @@roylim1169 No, it's an Ed, Edd and Eddy Reference XD

    • @sophiefrankis9476
      @sophiefrankis9476 3 года назад +1

      @@1mariomaniac Ed, Edd and Eddy :)

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 3 года назад

      @@sophiefrankis9476 Ah ok thanks. I was quite young when the show was pulled from TV so I've never watched it.

  • @emeraldskies8254
    @emeraldskies8254 3 года назад +166

    My family: confused as to why I’m laughing hysterically while heating up pizza pockets
    Me: has Bluetooth headphones on and is listening to PM ramble on about Bees and Catgirls

  • @leumasme
    @leumasme 3 года назад +84

    2:18 "now i just wanna see all my baristas in doctor masks"
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

  • @thewatcher9237
    @thewatcher9237 3 года назад +528

    "A werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon."
    Did you mean: Moon Truther Furry

    • @dpsgeo542
      @dpsgeo542 3 года назад +21

      I hate this. Thank you.

    • @jamesfilyawDigginGabe
      @jamesfilyawDigginGabe 3 года назад +14

      Did you mean: John Patrick Douglass, also known by his online pseudonym Jacksfilms

    • @dpsgeo542
      @dpsgeo542 3 года назад

      DÒctØ_ ØctÓ But I am not the reddit man I am the RUclips man with an evil spaceman jelly bean for a pfp

    • @lexsamreeth8724
      @lexsamreeth8724 3 года назад +7

      Funny thing is, I actually made an undead druid that was a weed dealer. He sold something called ghastleaf - useless for living folk, but a prized drug for sentient undead that helps ease the pain of their unnatural existence. He was also a spy for his enclave, using ghastleaf as a bribe and pretending to be an undead country bumpkin, while having an elaborate system of informants and contacts.
      Also, he was very uncomfortable with being undead, partially because he has no memory of HOW he became undead. His character arc would revolve around him getting his affairs in order, finding a new husband for his still-living wife, and then going to the massive tree that sustained nature magic on the cursed continent in which he lived so that he may be encapsulated in its roots and sleep eternally, helping to sustain the dying land.

    • @lexsamreeth8724
      @lexsamreeth8724 3 года назад +2

      @Frost E Bear No. He was pretending to be a bumpkin. He was undead already.

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 3 года назад +1289

    No one:
    PM Seymour: *i’m boutta brighten this man’s whole day.*

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 3 года назад +7

      This town ain't big enough for two Rattlers.

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw 3 года назад +4

      Dnicer3 Showdown at high calcium?

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 3 года назад +5

      Sunny You bet your pelvis. I'm bringing my quick draw trumpet.

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw 3 года назад +5

      Dnicer3 *Woah, hey. Bet your own pelvis, I like mine.*

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 3 года назад +1

      This reply section is a tumblr post

  • @robuswhitewolf4896
    @robuswhitewolf4896 3 года назад +44

    "Only weird people and grooms wear white suits."
    Me: Unus Annus, Unus Annus, Unus Annus!

  • @j.a.m.m
    @j.a.m.m 3 года назад +65

    I'll be honest, a sentient hat piloting a mannequin sounds pretty dope.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 2 года назад +1

      sounds like a fun dnd character

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 года назад +3

      Isn't that the plot of super mario odyssey?

    • @unionjack0638
      @unionjack0638 4 месяца назад

      @@hazeltree7738this is implying that Mario is a mannequin

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 месяца назад

      @@unionjack0638 he is.

  • @Evelyn_onfire
    @Evelyn_onfire 3 года назад +541

    one time I was playing DnD and my friend joined in and he was a demon bard who played the Trombone. Just felt I should share that.

  • @Reddneck
    @Reddneck 3 года назад +282

    2:13 - Seeing Starbucks employees in medical masks on Halloween is almost a guarantee this year.

  • @fork1695
    @fork1695 3 года назад +61

    “Now I wanna see all my Starbucks baristas wearing doctors’ masks.” Oh. Oh no.

  • @Appl3forPFP
    @Appl3forPFP 3 года назад +85

    “People in white suits without a girl are weird”
    Takuto Maruki: ...

    • @blankshades1014
      @blankshades1014 3 года назад +18

      The implication that maruki isn't weird is killing me

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 3 года назад +2

      @@blankshades1014 same

    • @TayDoesStuff
      @TayDoesStuff 3 года назад +7

      That control freak? Yeah, he's a weirdo.

    • @Appl3forPFP
      @Appl3forPFP 3 года назад +1

      @@TayDoesStuff If you say so. I disagree, but that’s okay.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 2 года назад +4

      Did you SEE his Phantom Thief attire!? Mans is weird as FUCK.

  • @GoblinRaccoon
    @GoblinRaccoon 3 года назад +473

    THOSE SQUIRRELS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID AND THEY DESERVE IT.

    • @moothecow8029
      @moothecow8029 3 года назад +1

      What did they do to you...?

    • @yourhostlu8808
      @yourhostlu8808 3 года назад

      What happen....

    • @rainniebee
      @rainniebee 3 года назад +5

      I AGREE. ONCE, I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AND AROUND 5 OF THOSE SATAN SPAWNS CAME CHARGING AT ME AT FULL SPEED. THEN, WHEN THEY WERE GONE, MORE CAME AND CHARGED AT ME AGAIN. WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.

    • @duck363
      @duck363 3 года назад +4

      this is extremely terrifying out of context

  • @lydiacarlise7935
    @lydiacarlise7935 3 года назад +399

    There's something about this guy that just makes you SMILE

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 3 года назад +5

      His voice is so comforting!

    • @UNB0XT
      @UNB0XT 3 года назад +11

      SEYMOUR IS AN IRL BARD.
      change my mind

    • @lydiacarlise7935
      @lydiacarlise7935 3 года назад +4

      @@UNB0XT I will not, because I agree.

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 3 года назад +2

      He just has such a relatable voice and so many voices that feel like a meme

    • @tuc-kaankaraayan
      @tuc-kaankaraayan 3 года назад

      It's bees.

  • @sobanoodles4286
    @sobanoodles4286 3 года назад +70

    “What the f*ck did I just read?”
    The greatest god damn peace of art ever

  • @a_dumb_frog9613
    @a_dumb_frog9613 3 года назад +10

    "light would no longer appear straight"
    G A Y L I G H T

  • @mene1in
    @mene1in 3 года назад +67

    "licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup" is EXACTLY the phrase that explains why most people are miserable right now. Well, not NOW now, because that's Covid's fault. But, you know, now in general.

  • @thajocoth
    @thajocoth 3 года назад +177

    In D&D, there are stats for a giant snail. It's roughly the size of an elephant, and it's called a "haungharassk". Unlike other monster stat blocks, however, it has no attacks it can make, and anyone who touches it gets extra healthy and their curses are removed if they have any... And it takes extra acid damage from salt.

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 3 года назад +29

      Frend snail

    • @derpguy101
      @derpguy101 3 года назад +21

      Snail Knight!

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 3 года назад +15

      I want this as a mount

    • @tygor_tora
      @tygor_tora 3 года назад +12

      @@peggedyourdad9560 If there's a racing snail version, I'd be all for that.

    • @railbaron1
      @railbaron1 3 года назад +3

      I Know What I'm Taking with Me to Barovia

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 3 года назад +18

    "Son of a beekeeper" is such a fun turn of phrase, I'm stealing that.

  • @heyyou9472
    @heyyou9472 3 года назад +20

    one of those posts reminded me of the short clip where someone accidentally orders spiders from a selection of drinks.
    being completely confused as to why spiders were a drink, they blurt out “spiders?”
    and then suddenly regretting what they said as the waiter pours spiders onto them

  • @ShaneGillislover
    @ShaneGillislover 3 года назад +212

    Couch Fact: Jay Wellingdon Couch created the couch in 1895

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 3 года назад +5

      I love him

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 3 года назад +5

      Then I, Dnicer3 the Bone Lord, shall be the first skeleton to invent the Pasta Couch.

    • @CalypsoRaven618
      @CalypsoRaven618 3 года назад +3

      How did it take us until the very end of the nineteenth century to invent wide chairs?

    • @user-fm1rg4iy6r
      @user-fm1rg4iy6r 3 года назад +3

      I feel the urge to argue against this statement, but I fear I have been set up for public humiliation for not recognising it as an obvious jest. In other words, have I been wooooshed?

  • @mickyv.2194
    @mickyv.2194 3 года назад +186

    “Moron-selfshipper” I relate to this username on an unhealthy level

  • @null_focus5512
    @null_focus5512 3 года назад +18

    To me, Tony Hawk will always be that guy I saw fall off a skateboard and land on his face while I had a deep and meaningful conversation about poetry with his child.

    • @derekdutra4516
      @derekdutra4516 3 года назад +4

      "Are you Tony Hawk?"
      "Yes"
      "Why?"

    • @bluekeldeo7515
      @bluekeldeo7515 2 года назад +2

      @@derekdutra4516 *Collapses on the floor*

  • @eliasbischoff176
    @eliasbischoff176 3 года назад +24

    27:05 plot twist. You actually do know yourself well enough to understand that telling yourself not to go there was the perfect motivation to go there and that, had you just told yourself to visit those places, without the thrill of the forbidden, you would have just procrastinated on visiting those places indefinitely.

  • @cookieebee
    @cookieebee 3 года назад +112

    I'm a simple lady: I see P.M. Seymour posted,
    I click.
    laughter is a distraction from the pain of existence.

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 3 года назад +1

      Live is pain- probably someone

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 3 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 года назад +1

      @@diegoolivares1081 Pretty sure everyone has said that at some point. If you haven't... give it time.

  • @sirbooper
    @sirbooper 3 года назад +71

    I grew up with bees so when they were saying honey was made by crushing bees I couldn't frickin breathe I… how can someone think that? Wat

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 3 года назад +2

      I wonder if they think, this is also how they get cow milk...

  • @cupcake_smoothie
    @cupcake_smoothie 2 года назад +8

    12:44 OKAY BUT THAT GENUINELY GOT ME
    It is a REVELATION to me how did I never notice-

  • @akatsukilevi
    @akatsukilevi 3 года назад +14

    This is literally a goldmine for me, i'm wheezing so fucking hard
    Finally found the holy graal of my humor sense

  • @babydragon1234
    @babydragon1234 3 года назад +152

    How can 19 people dislike this, he's literally just bringing joy to your day and assembling some of his best works into 1 easily accessible spot

    • @emottoazuka3028
      @emottoazuka3028 3 года назад +23

      It's the vegans

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 3 года назад +3

      @@emottoazuka3028 beat me to it

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, but he left out the best part of the silverfish post. Oz Media covered that in one of his r/Tumblr videos, and there is a Shrek thing at the end where they had Fiona, her parents, Shrek and Donkey argue with each other over this. It's hilarious.

  • @sammydoesstuff1014
    @sammydoesstuff1014 3 года назад +90

    Hearing Bo Burnham referred to as “Goliath twink” made my whole ass day

  • @bludraws094
    @bludraws094 3 года назад +12

    28:25
    🎵I just did a bad thing🎵
    🎵I regret the thing I did🎵
    🎵And you're wondering what it is🎵
    🎵Tell you what I did🎵
    🎵I did a bad thing🎵

  • @daffoplays6616
    @daffoplays6616 3 года назад +9

    "The world's smallest accountant."
    I'M WHEEZING.

  • @marshthemushling333
    @marshthemushling333 3 года назад +44

    I got a “I put ketchup on my ketchup” shirt because of you.
    If I had the choice to, all of my shirts would be different iterations of that shirt.

  • @gat_demon8293
    @gat_demon8293 3 года назад +669

    Wait- heelys are illegal? **runs over to my heelys sitting on top of a tipping over bucket** THE COPS ARE AFTER YOU
    Edit: I've never had this many likes before! :D

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 3 года назад +10

      In south America we had a second version of heely's, where it was a flat surface with 2 wheels on their side and a strap, which allowed you to put wheels on ANY type of shoes, they were banned for the same reason

    • @MaximusChivus
      @MaximusChivus 3 года назад +5

      They were banned because they were like really annoying and kind of dangerous. They were basically portable roller blades except harder to use, and you most definitely wouldn't be wearing safety equipment like a helmet. It's the same problem as not wearing a helmet n shit while skate boarding or riding a motorcycle

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 3 года назад +8

      Weaponize your heelys so that they fall under the second amendment right and the cops can't take them away.

    • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
      @chimblemasterofchimney4771 3 года назад +2

      @@squeaktheswan2007 Don't do that, either, because then they'll be harder to get in certain states.

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 3 года назад +6

      @@chimblemasterofchimney4771
      Not if you can outskate the authority.
      I AM SPEED!

  • @pascall0
    @pascall0 2 года назад +7

    6:58 You can just hear PM get angrier and angrier as he reads

  • @xenia1250
    @xenia1250 3 года назад +9

    18:05 I mean when the universe was created all matter was compressed down to a point so everyone's everyone's soulmate

  • @cethlikestf
    @cethlikestf 3 года назад +254

    Wait. Aro Ace, no attraction romanticly and sexually, and incredibly skilled archer. Artemis, goddes of the Hunt and everything Aromantic and asexual. WAIT A MINUTE

  • @princequincy5421
    @princequincy5421 3 года назад +1127

    Everyone talks about catgirls but where's the catboys? The gays want nekos too

    • @DaydreamingArtist322
      @DaydreamingArtist322 3 года назад +98

      There’s actually a game based on that. Only 5 of the characters you interact with aren’t catpeople. There are 2 catgirls. Everyone besides those 7 is a catboy. It’s called “Lamento -BEYOND THE VOID-”.

    • @CalculatorGuides
      @CalculatorGuides 3 года назад +43

      Please.i've had enough with country vore
      dont please

    • @Psycotiger
      @Psycotiger 3 года назад +44

      No, the gays want the full on Beastmen.
      No one wants the half-way, everyone wants the complete.

    • @anette.a.e8885
      @anette.a.e8885 3 года назад +20

      @@CalculatorGuides after you see vore of your own country
      Nothing is normal anymore

    • @CalculatorGuides
      @CalculatorGuides 3 года назад +9

      @@anette.a.e8885 oh no

  • @morningglory5502
    @morningglory5502 3 года назад +6

    20:42
    Oh god I thought they were Snom

  • @BlazerFox31306
    @BlazerFox31306 3 года назад +9

    4:34 getting a service dog as a classmate instead of an actual furry classmate is still a win just better because then there is a ball of fluff in the room that is guaranteed to be a cutie

  • @shadeaubetoile9799
    @shadeaubetoile9799 3 года назад +62

    0:54 by that logic, Jojo's bizarre adventure is also a wizard spell

    • @SentryHasNoTime
      @SentryHasNoTime 3 года назад +7

      In this assay I will-

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 3 года назад +5

      Did JoJo develop it? Then yes

    • @liamsamples
      @liamsamples 3 года назад +3

      **gasp**

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 года назад +3

      Sounds like an enforced version of the 'may you live in interesting times' curse. Things drag you into adventures and weirdness constantly.

  • @Fighting.Flower
    @Fighting.Flower 3 года назад +49

    Last night I had a dream where you did a dub over one of my comics that was included in a Tumblr post and I was so happy. Even after I woke up I was still happy my subconscious dreamed that up for me!

  • @GenEricStudios05
    @GenEricStudios05 3 года назад +5

    24:54 - *what the actual flying fuck why was this so funny to me? my sides are in agony.*

  • @animatorblueberrysans7896
    @animatorblueberrysans7896 3 года назад +5

    13:16 same, I have no idea if I'm an enby, if I'm a gal, if I'm everything at once, if I'm genderfluid, if it's Monday afternoon or Thursday morning.

  • @eomersimbajon2938
    @eomersimbajon2938 3 года назад +57

    The thumbnail gives me
    "I cant believe you've done this" vibes

  • @Ryan-zi7id
    @Ryan-zi7id 3 года назад +149

    Wait Voice actor (Im aspiring to be one), Irish (Im Irish) and son of beekeeper (me too)?
    I think Im past Seymour

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 3 года назад +6

      Hello were can I find some quality internet service

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 3 года назад +4

      @@killerqueen6114 Wouldnt you like to know

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 3 года назад +4

      @@Ryan-zi7id well yes I would so I can book a flight away from kira

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 3 года назад +2

      @@killerqueen6114 Ah yeah, Ill book you one

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 3 года назад +3

      @@Ryan-zi7id thank you

  • @michaelar9954
    @michaelar9954 3 года назад +8

    25:52 i've been thinking about getting into D&D and I just thought about using that character concept but making the character an artificer who essentially augments the mannequin itself like a cyborg while simultaneously dressing like either a secret agent or a cowboy

  • @somesortacatperson5492
    @somesortacatperson5492 2 года назад +10

    18:28 the fact that ranboo is 6’8 (idk his height Ik he’s over 6’0) is great bc he’s basically a ender man
    On the origins smp

  • @nicolasreveco3748
    @nicolasreveco3748 3 года назад +125

    HEY PM, CHECK OUT THE BAND "FIRST OF OCTOBER" pls lmao. it's a two man band that do their albums in one day; writing, recording, everything in one day

  • @prettiboyee1436
    @prettiboyee1436 3 года назад +56

    p.m seymour : posts a new binge
    me : i don't need sleep i need to watch this

  • @SkyLimit101
    @SkyLimit101 2 года назад +4

    Y’know I love toxic fandoms on Tumblr, I’ve always loved watching the chaos go down and watching from above never interfering like some sick sadistic death god

  • @pippythefan7128
    @pippythefan7128 3 года назад +7

    14:01 Same, same

  • @ThreeProphets
    @ThreeProphets 3 года назад +60

    This is like watching intellectual Calvinball. These people are just making up the facts of their debates as they go

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 3 года назад +20

    friends sending you memes of things you don't watch or play is honestly adorable like they want you to be a part of something they love and that's really cute

  • @lvlHive
    @lvlHive 3 года назад +15

    My Favorite character was a Farmer who got stabbed and when the other peasants realized he had more than 4 hit points started a cult around him and tried to make him a God with Sacrifices causing him to run away and join the Party.

  • @eteru2669
    @eteru2669 3 года назад +5

    17:31 THANK YOU

  • @toastwithamonocle5466
    @toastwithamonocle5466 3 года назад +27

    I love how with P.M.´s binge compilations you always know when the original video ends because he just starts screaming.

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад +11

    The rage about his bees... This man is so damn caring about his bees and I love it.

  • @ErikWarhammer
    @ErikWarhammer 3 года назад +4

    Apparently, Some Keepers DO hurt the bees, due to the "miss-handling" of the process. This is also a good reason to buy Honey locally instead of from the supermarket.
    Support your local Bees & Bee-Keepers, everyone! It's good for the planet.

  • @alphaareus
    @alphaareus 3 года назад +5

    27:52
    I'm actually all three. My grandmother on my mum's side is english, and her husband, my grandad, is Irish, and i was born and raised in australia, with my dad's side of the family living here most of their lives.
    I am the perfect specimen of this "confusing accent" trio.

  • @Aceoffandoms
    @Aceoffandoms 3 года назад +39

    I love that the first binge compilation after P.M's break came with so much ace positivity!

  • @7-11thuniverse
    @7-11thuniverse 3 года назад +24

    the weirdest feeling is when you see your small-time mutual on one of these compilations

  • @froggyqueen1435
    @froggyqueen1435 3 года назад +15

    2:19
    "I just want to see all my baristas in doctor masks"
    Covid: *Hold my coffee*

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 2 года назад +8

    I can’t get over 11:33. It sounds like a broken man after an intense night of nothing but booze and Skyrim mods, and this is the result he wakes up to.

  • @angrypaparazzi8530
    @angrypaparazzi8530 3 года назад +34

    I want to be a hat piloting a mannequin, who’s wiTH ME-

  • @thegreatBarbossa
    @thegreatBarbossa 3 года назад +31

    16:56
    Funny story: at work I was once told that they had silverfish in the wall and would need to get an exterminator and the realization that silverfish are actually real hit me as hard as it probably did for this guy

    • @Sadie-rai
      @Sadie-rai 2 года назад +5

      Yeah I found a shit ton of Silverfish in my locker in my middle school and it was SHOCKING

  • @unreliablenarrator8219
    @unreliablenarrator8219 3 года назад +3

    12:29 Was not expecting ace or aro memes but I was pleasantly surprised

  • @knockoutnorko7500
    @knockoutnorko7500 3 года назад +5

    6:14
    That’s not honey.
    That’s bee cream.

  • @stoppickingurnose7852
    @stoppickingurnose7852 3 года назад +32

    I was NOT expecting a heated discussion on honey. You have my subscription kind sir.

  • @chernilathedemon3251
    @chernilathedemon3251 3 года назад +20

    Friend: Hey, I like your shirt
    Me, externally: *quietly* thanks...
    Me, internally: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lixy99
    @lixy99 3 года назад +5

    2:36 Antman better have some night vision goggles in the suit then

  • @thatll-do7606
    @thatll-do7606 3 года назад +4

    15:07 Hey look it's me!

  • @wa_akii6873
    @wa_akii6873 3 года назад +5

    8:25 My grandmother’s neighbors had beehives. One day, (at the time I didn’t know why but after reading this I got it) they all came out and at the time I was in the pool. As a person whose scared of bees I was terrified and I had to hold my breath underwater for about a minute until they left. I could have never guessed that at the time they were abandoning their owner lmao

  • @DMN-wy6hr
    @DMN-wy6hr 3 года назад +24

    The perfect thing for waiting for my teacher to show up to class

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 3 года назад +4

    16:51
    What's not to love about the Wine Dude?

  • @frauggie840
    @frauggie840 3 года назад +4

    17:24
    Yeah I think if my parents saw me watching mha cosplayer Tik Toks 24/7 they would think I was pretty weird

  • @theunicorn1167
    @theunicorn1167 3 года назад +23

    But ngl support your beekeepers, no matter if you‘re vegan or not! Bees are important to our environment, so so are the beekeepers for caring and nurturing them. If you don‘t support them, you do more harm than good, because bees are literally dying.

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 3 года назад

      Pollinators are important to the environment, bees arent the only pollinators
      Infact, in the americas bees are an invasive species that fucked shit up for aaall the other pollinators
      KILL THE BEES, EXECUTE THE BEEEEEEEEES

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 года назад +1

      @@bloodyhell8201 Would you prefer _WASPS?_

  • @tonys9513
    @tonys9513 3 года назад +48

    Are you actually a beekeeper
    If you are, then would a documentary about your work be a ....
    ....Bee movie

    • @sel224
      @sel224 3 года назад +5

      oh. my. gOD.

    • @galelixstar7502
      @galelixstar7502 3 года назад +4

      There better be jazz playing in the background.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 года назад +2

      Is Defenestration a opinion

    • @comet3876
      @comet3876 3 года назад +1

      NOOOOOOO BURN IT KILL IT NO

  • @pan_man69
    @pan_man69 3 года назад +4

    20:52 I heard Heelys as Achilles that was a very confusing post for me

  • @calebtaylor2172
    @calebtaylor2172 3 года назад +4

    21:14 i felt that