It Came From Tumblr #82 | Binge Compilation
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![Yailin La Mas Viral, @kreizyk.official - Dale 2 (Remix) [Video Oficial]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JaYHBzgqz94/mqdefault.jpg)
"Sexualn't" is the most accurate way to explain Asexuality
And I found an image where, before the proper term is replied, the Ace says "but, in special circumstances, you can take off the n't". Demisexual!
@@mentallyunstable1926 And I could do another Nuzlocke run of a Pokémon game. But I haven't been in a romantic relationship (34 years, not so much as a first date), so maybe that makes a difference.
Sexn't
I'm sexualn't.
Other people: gay, bi, pan, or whatever
Me, a questioning intellectual: Straighn't
So I only found out recently that being able to smell when it's abt to rain isn't that normal so now I'm kinda just like, huh. Sucks for y'all.
Really? I thought everyone could do that?
@@jamesvivian2855 ikr??? My family thinks it's weird
ITS NOT?!?!?
It's?? Not normal wtf??? PRE-RAIN SMELLS NICE???
Wait, people can’t smell pre-rain?!? I thought this was something everyone did!
No one:
Me at 9 in the morning after I just woke up after sleeping for 0 hours: "Its a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE compilation"
I'm having the same issue....;-;
Sameeeeee
@@Mc_Paddy Issue?
You mean FEATURE
@@myboithomas I said issues bc I haven't slept also I have difficulties sleeping....;-;
@@Mc_Paddy I know, I was just making a joke, it is much closer to an issue than a feature
I'm at this point in tumblr literacy that every other video I inevitably go, "oh, I've seen that one!"
1:32 Has this dude just forgotten the entirety of girls having vampire fantasies?
It seems so, also look the username and you will understand.
And did he also forget the concept of non-traditional masculinity? Men can dress fabulously and not be gay. If anything, that post is kinda hypocritical, because it enforces the "man in a flamboyant outfit = gay" stereotype, but turns the joke on straight people (more specifically, straight men) so that the user feels like they're being progressive.
Also forgot the entirety of the victorian era which most "vampire" clothes are based on
11:25 couples communicating via Tumblr is so f*cking funny to me
That 'straight vampire' one, I point you at Edward's father in Twilight... you know? The dentist? Wait, Hermione's parents were dentists... and Australian, if I remember correctly...
No they moved to Australia after Hermione mindfucks them.
2:08
like you dont wanna blend in with the one animal species you always see laying around dead from rabies or eating a dead squirel 🙄
Fun fact: Already posted a comment about this but Arapahoe county was not only the only one that searched up skunks but by sheer numbers alone it overpowered all other searches! That’s why it was most searched
1:32 because your sexual orientation doesn't define how you're allowed to express yourself and you don't have to be gay to be fabulous?
Heck yeah! !
And not all gays are fabulous!
3:14 Plot twist: It really wasn't bees
They were wasps.
3:17
THIS ONE ACTUALLY BLEW MY MIND??? LIKE?? THAT SHITS SO INSPIRING??
IM SO HAPPY NOW WHAT THE-
16:53 it’s likely because the tomatoes leeched the lead out of the plates because dishes used to be made of lead
4:51 we've all seen The Bee Movie, we don't need a second one
4:57 Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Ayylmao-dy?
00:00 - 00:09
The Ukulele in the back gives me safe vibes and idk y
1:21...but bloody no one is telling you that you have to look "sexy" or "cute" when you go to any of those places. YOU are, in fact, the one saying those things to yourself. YOU are, in fact, the one putting those thoughts in your head and then having the balls to call them "intrusive". Those thoughts occur to YOU and YOU ALONE. I promise you; no one is going to walk up to you in the store, apropos nothing, stare at you for 45 seconds and say, with all seriousness, "That shirt is ugly. Go home and change." NO. ONE. CARES. Tumblr is filled with stuff like that, and then others have the nerve to romanticize it. No. Don't do that. Go about your day. No one is observing you from this or that angle, and that is a fact. They don't know you; you don't know them. It's best that way.
16:15
Here in the corn capital of Iowa, they sell pickles in most theaters I've been to
11:41 it's spicy, but cold. Even when it's room temp. Cold spicy.
The ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD is a refense to welcome to nightvale :)
14:20 ah, you mean stanfords entire aquatence with bill
You can wear fabulous clothes and still be straight.
14:22 this is just Young Neil in the Scott Pilgrim anime
I use the flesh cloud literally all the time it is just so useful
What I love me some oversized sweater but that because I learned the wonders of one.
14:44 Dude, you had a dream where you were serving a fancy sans.
As a german I am able to tell you no, we don't actually stockpile Käse and Wurst. The Italians go get condom's, the french wine, the germans fight for ass wiping paper. Great Culture.
Good morning gentlemen
Why is my state the only state where German shepherd furries are popular? I'M CONFUSION? But also intrigue
maine and idaho out here making the right choices in life
My guy... I went to preschool in an “apple school”
*I yearn for humans are space orcs again*
Colorado knows what's up.
7:29 For the longest time I thought they were saying that guys don't think they themselves are cute in big sweaters. Like guys have problems seeing themselves as cute in obviously cute things.
Which made the next few things confusing or I may have blocked them out.
This comment section deserves a video of its own
The reason why were scared is because the meat is supposed to move.... the skeletons aren’t
I really want water-proof laptops for baths that you can just write shit in it. The amount of times I found a solution to something I was thinking about but forgot the second I finished putting on my clothes is astounding. It's like water contains the knowledge of the universe in it and the more we contact it in a closed enviorment the more we understand but the second we lose contact the knowledge is stripped from us or we would become the next Einstein.
13:31 👑👏👏👏 QUEEN!!
1:53
Excuse me im focusing on surviving.
4:37 what do you mean coffee is a berry
0:45 i think they scanned the wrong item 👀
Fear the meat - Jonathan Sims
15:00 *sans the skeleton is that you*
So question...is All Hail the Flesh Cloud a meme on it's own that I don't know about, or was PM referring to "All Hail the Glow Cloud" from the Night Vale fandom? I can see why having a ton of people hailing a growing cloud that drops dead animals all over the place could be confusing out of context, I'm just making sure there wasn't a separate meme that I missed.
Love these.
Yes
in my state I've barely seen any furries, nor German Shepard furries so
Oversized sweaters make anyone look cute. I spotted my ex boyfriend a few days ago wearing a long shirt I got him. He is 6’6 so oversized for him is ridiculously oversized. He is twig thin too so he is practically slender-man so there is no way he should look cute. But with those sleeves covering most of his hands and his neck buried in the snug shirt, I couldn’t help admiring him.... bastard. Never underestimate a sweater.
14:45:
Classy sans?!
2:56 that „fuck off” had SO MUCH soul in it.
Such energy. Truly wonderfull
Just gotta say, I live in Texas and the pickle thing isn’t real. Or they might just live in a different part of texas
Really like the new thumbnail :>
What was the OG one?
MOTHMAN!
Yay new vid
please no earth spoilers i just started watching it
the water episodes are overrated you cant change my mind
Honestly tho a vampire wearing a polo shirt would freak me out
All of a sudden a fuckin nine iron comes out of nowhere, breaks your knees, and drags you into a damn Chevy pickup truck.
Hotel transylvania 3
One word: Twilight.
I love how out on the real world, LGBT people are the minority but on the internet everyone picks on the heteros and they're like "yeah, fuck us" so you can't really tell who is and who isn't.
Also, Idk man, modern Dracula wearing shorts and a polo shirt sounds funny and disturbing.
If I ever become a vampire I'm doing this just to be spiteful to the one who turned me
I swear Tumblr is the best for threats and insults. "I will uncobble your stone" is one of the most raw things I have heard
One of the weirdest threats on the site I’ve heard is “I will fill your sinuses with urine.”
@@dimondeater5416 Pukicho seems to be a good source lmao
"I beg your pardon?"
"then beg"
It's kinda like tumblr is the main source for a subreddit called. r/brandnewinsults because nobody would think of that until it actually gets said for the first time.
My favorite is "I will shit your pants"
I laughed WAY too much at that one, tbh
0:44 when you're italian and you know a Luigi, but he's so chaotic that the only possible way he could help is by scaring the problem away
What about Waluigi?
@@williamburnett3660 ahahahaha honey, waluigi is sweet. My Luigi screams.
@Your Local Meme Dealer I know a Mario. Tho he's definitely not like the videogame Mario
This is a nice post
@@Tiggalover06 and you are a nice person
"Guys think oversized sweaters aren't cute" HOW. HOW DO YOU COME TO THIS CONCLUSION
Weebs: you are not a man of culture
@@kellihurst4527Me wondering how my gf thought that being clingy with your lover is annoying and awful.
Idk what kind of people someone can meet that makes them think a thing is not good when it is for most people or is actually a good thing.
To anyone who thinks oversized sweaters are not cute:
How?!
Oversized sweaters are adorable and I need one. Just to see how my boyfriend will react.
Ima get one for Christmas.
Probably a jerk ex.
All hail the mighty Flesh Cloud!
"The cloud will leech under the door and melt off all our skin"
-Multiverse Cave Johnson, 2013
All hail?!
@@Frostfern94 Indeed
I actually used it to draw
It rains blood from it , the oceans are now blood , the Sky is red , people are dissapearing and they grow larger
i gotta singlehandedly search "dragon furry" enough that it becomes the most popular searched furry worldwide
Goals.
what
what are you doing with your other hand
@@MeanderShay when did i say i have hands
you heavily implied that you have at least a single hand, which you would use to search "dragon furry" with. i acknowledge that my assumption that this means you have multiple hands is based entirely on statistical probability and comedic potential. thank you for your understanding.
@@MeanderShay acceptable.
BuT wHy DoN’t ThE fIsH aDhErE tO mY gEnDeR rOlEs?
Had to edit this comment bc of how many people were taking it seriously
Because that’s how Nature works
oh shit who killed white
Fun fact: Clownfish are capable of changing their biological gender from male to female. This usually happens if in the last female in a group of clownfish dies, with usually the biggest male transforming. If Finding Nemo was biologically accurate, Marlin would on a very awkward and technical level not only be Nemo's father but also his stepmother.
*I thought I was alone getting that dAMN ADVERT ABOUT FISH*
Bruh why are you blindly believing the most obviously fake post in the history of history itself?
As a boy who likes girls I believe girls in oversized sweaters are adorable af, and every boy Ik kinda agrees
Puttin it out there :>
@CallMeCat SEE? BOTH SIDES AGREE
@@reesespuffs335 did anyone really doubt it? the answer is no
As a bi guy, both genders in oversized sweaters are amazing
@@alexandersmart2429 yes
As someone who likes girls,
YES
I saved the flesh cloud for my digital art and I’ve already used it a couple times. Highly recommend y’all fellow artists take a screenshot
**gives you all platonic forehead kisses** have fun with your art 😘
Hail the flesh cloud
Flesh cloud is useful
"Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman!"
This uh... does this apply to guys too? Can it?
Woman's just man with wo infront
You don’t have to be pretty; you have to be useful.
it absolutely applies to men! men don't have to be handsome or overly muscled.
It definitely applies! The standards of appearance for men and women are literally impossible to attain without doing seriously unhealthy shit.
Yes!
When ur a villain about to defeat the main character but then you hear the distant sounds of an italian man saying "Okay, Luigi time."
He called luigi
Better pick a god and pray
pray to luigi
Excuse me as a guy litterally everyone looks cute in oversized sweaters, i want to be in one once i have a boyfriend and cuddle with him
Yes please
But wait you said you're a guy/j JK, I want to do that with my BF, heat has to decrease a lot tho
My thoughts exactly
You got a boyfriend yet? (despite it being a pandemic lol)
@@gwynzynoodles2553 i wish
Screw it, I'm calling Luigi
Edit: also, *BEE.*
Luigi will be there to help you soon, he's just helping another person at the moment
@@minithegameguy4674 okay
Luigi has gone rouge, SEND HELP!
@@cellmax55 he's just going for some lunch
@@cellmax55 all our allies always betray or leave us, how did we not expect this fate!?
That one about the german shepard being the most searched is suspiciously specific.
Suspicious indeed. I live in IN and I googled it just to make sure- apparently German shepherds are the most commonly owned kind of dog here 😬
@@enbiot So how do we explain Colorado and the Skunks?
@@Foxking437 fuckin weed
@@enbiot WTF does that have to do with skunks?
@@enbiot Zoophilia?
See I’m the person who breaks the cycle of questions in the friend group. “Where you want to go?” “McDonald’s?” “YAS QUEEN!”
3:28 "Which is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Skyrim
That's a good phrase actually.
Ik this must be common and usual to say but..
I enjoy your lovely voice and voices and i enjoy each and every shitpost you read with them voices
And the videos you give us everytime you can
fun fact: pineapples have digestive enzymes in their juice and that’s why it kinda tingles your mouth.
it’s attempting and failing to digest *everything.*
True. It’s also why eating too many can cause stomach ulcers.
When my little brother was a kid once said pineapples are evil...when we where watching a show with talkative fruits(don't remember the name of it).
@@ul8532 Veggietales?
@@deadaccount2968 yep, that one.
Ah yes, the snack rhat smacks back.
yall now that we got flesh cloud, we need us a hair cloud WHAT THE HELL IS B L O N D E?
SAME
"All hail the mighty flesh cloud" "wait, that's what it's from?!"
haha, nah fam, try again
I was so shocked that there are people who don't know the mighty Glow Cloud
I involuntarily make everyone around me asexual.
Same
Same
Yo hago a todos alrededor mio bastante confundidos...
I am now asexual, I think.
@@djbrouwer7712 no…it’s not…
Why is ur voice so.... Soothing and Comforting???😊😊😊
I told my parents the Tesla joke. My dad laughed while my mom just stared at me in disappointment. I told my physics teacher, and she was amused, but she looked very dead inside.
I have a D&D story regarding to the post at 17:21
So basically, in our group we have a Firbolg Druid named Lanya and my character, Weast, the teifling Assassin Rouge with proficiency in firearms (think Strife from Darksiders). Well we two got word of a king or some other fucking Bureaucrat, dumping shit where it didn't go. So of course, Lanya being basically the taller Lorax if it had a vagina decided to put a stop to it. And Weast being the bored Chaotic bastard he was said "Let's go fuck over some Big Wigs". Skip 2 hours ahead and there we are, a tired pink tree lady covered in ash and a demon boy with a smile that makes you question his sanity.
That's my story and thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Can- Can I please use this in my next campaign
@@sagegabriella2093 copyright doesn't exist in D&D, so be my guest
Omg that reminded me of something it's not D&D though, it was playing vampire the masquerade with some friends a "crack play" (that's how we named non serious campaigns).
i was playing as my loved gangrel vampy(in resume it's a clan with animalistic features and more close to their inner self than the others with the capacity of controlling animals between their disciplines).
friend no 1 was a malkavian( in resume this clan is a little complicated to understand they are more prone to play with the psyche, having visions and all that you can encounter the genious, the ""normal"" one or the batshit crazy friend no1 was the latter).
friend no 2 was a brujah( in resume they are a clan of idealist people and rebels, they are not called anarquists because yolo, the personalities can vary from the most quiet to the most vocal).
and my hubby, he was a ventrue( in resume they are the "blue bloods" it's not rare finding ventrue in positions of power and wealth and even ruling the camarilla (it's a vast group of vampire clans forming their society but not every clan is in).
We had to retrieve an ancient artifact from a malkavian douche that was the main goal, in one of her traps she a had an huge amounts of chickens don't know why but they were there so I tried to use animalism on them and doing so some others followed after almost 3 hours we ended with a malkavian using the artifact like a microphone trying to get some chickens to fly throwing some from a lamp post like if it were a contest, a brujah throwing eggs and stealing a police car, a gangrel running around with a chicken army wrecking havoc and breaking everything and a tired and done ventrue full of feathers with some chicks, it was epic .
I am only referring to my asexuality as "sexualn't" from now on
The fact that he read the "FEAR THE MEAT" in a robo voice made me imagine that a Mechanicas was saying it and that made me chuckle
I never thought I'd see the day where tumbler would do something so correct to the gorillaz like that, they just, went all in and called them out like that.
"How and where can I return myself"
Me:would love to know, if you get any more information pls let me know.
Edit: lol I just released the line I said was PERFECT for my profile pic!!🤣🤣
Phil! I love tpn too much
I forgot about calling Luigi--
I NEED MOTIVATION AND A PLAYLIST FOR DRAWING MY COMIC BARNARD DAMN IT
Luigi
Luigi
Luigi
Luigi
Are-are you all calling Luigi?
“You ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they feel included”
Me handing my kazoo to my dog: 👁👄👁 uuuuuhhhhhh-
All bad penguins get the bubble.
But what if it's a spotlight instead of a bubble?
@@tuesdaywithanh Ah. Yes. Hes being caught by the dance police.
ur pfp i luv it
"A man needs to feel like a man." What, like emotionally secure with a feeling of belonging?
Male mental security? In THIS economy? I scoff at thee. We need to worry about important things, like women getting paid less than men for OBVIOUSLY patriarchal reasons and not at ALL personal choice by them.
“An instant cute outfit with minimal outfit”
7:12
it’s true tho
12:11
Buy a set of those bathtub crayons for kids, most of them can write on bathroom tile and you can save it for when you get out of the shower
I just use my phone in the shower
HE FINALLY SAW THE FLESH CLOUD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
Finally. After so long. I am first.
Pog is kiss in Irish
sadly, you are not. keep trying though!
You arent
Keep trying.
Sadly you're not
5 comments and no vieuw, very epic early gang
Veiuwu
You forgot the 32 like as well and comments older than the video
@@paxlolno4899 who gave you permission to say this cursed word
@@nafreal he doesn't have to ask to bless us
vieuw
The “straight vampire” person obviously never heard of Johnathan Reid...
@Miss Misery I never understood why people think there are no well-dressed or fashionable straight people. Sexuality in and of itself doesn't determine personality and doesn't influence all behaviors, although certain related subcultures may influence behavior and there are a few behaviors that may be altered by it. It seems like some people on Tumblr make their sexuality or gender their whole identity and try to put others into groups based on theirs, or change characters at a superficial level to fit their ideas of what they should be without any appreciation for what that character represents to others.
People are much more than their sexuality and it's not fair to anyone reduce others into walking caricatures. It's not the worst issue in the world, but I agree Tumblr can be annoying because of it.
@@angygremlin4423 THANK YOU, FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT!
@@angygremlin4423 The entire comment is correct, but don't ignore that this "being reduced to a walking caricature" thing has always happened with media and people, long before Tumblr.
You are not seeing anything new, it's just a different point of view about the same problem.
2:56
To be fair, they lasted longer than a lot of other character types in this program. I mean, just wait till he sees how short a time humans are on the Earth.
I'm still only in the 2020's arc... Are you saying that I'm near the end of the human plot line? Cause they aren't doing so hot rn
@@Insert.Oregano Nah, they get through that one fairly handily. Of cours, by 2030 they're not the main characters anymore. Not gonna spoil, but some others come to take the show from them in a nice twist.
Man, that kinda sucks though. They never even finished their character arc and they're already getting replaced? Oh well.
*What do you know?*
@@mantacid1221 That the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Still dont understand how other people dont think over sized sweaters and jackets are adorable on people.
"FEAR THE MEAT" absolutely killed me
*FEAR THE MEAT*
2:28 Holy cow this is accurate, I'm on the ace/aro spectrum and when ever some random dude asks me about it on the internet and I tell them, I can TELL that they just want me to shut up and be normal. When ever they start getting aggressive they tell me I'm attention seeking and trying to victimize myself, like NO. I brought it up either because you insulted me with a sex related insult, or because you asked me out and can't take the fact that you were wrong.
"well at least it's not bees"
Me, waiting till spring so I can buy some bees: :(
Moomintroll, waiting every winter for his "just best friend" to come back in spring: *you dare oppose me, mortal?*
@@wingsfeatherstalonsYT we love snufkin
@@justaperson4656 :0 cultured people
@@wingsfeatherstalonsYT *cultered fisherman
Hey, you, yeah you reading this! Believe in yourself! You've made it through all of your worst days so far. You're strong and you're a survivor. I know it's hard to feel like it, but trust me, it gets better. Keep going. Keep fighting. We love you.
_How dare you give me hope_
You will pay.
Thank you!
You don't even know me.
That's just creepy.
(This is a joke don't take this seriously i appreciate you taking time out of your day to write this)
@@--CHARLIE-- Thanks for the disclaimer lol I was about to panic and apologize
@@haveagoodmourning That's actually really sweet, ready to apologise for being nice.
_I still hate you for giving me hope_
I love the fact that pineapples are just a clump of berries
But i love that sunflowers are just a clump of smaller flowers that became a big flower even more
Everything on tumblr OR EVERYWHERE instantly sounds better when P.M. Seymour reads it out in all his voices.
Second best: whoever voices Cyana for answers and stuff.