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Now that the posts are lined up back to back I think selevann is depressed and hard core dissociating. Feeling like you’re floating above your body and having your reaction to pain be “Oh! I didn’t expect that to happen and now I’m slightly more back in reality” are two of the main symptoms of depression leading into dissociation
Oh.
_fuck_
Selevann is a lot like me then.
somebody help them, do something!!!!!
@@juango500 They aren't in pain you all are looking way too deep into it
oh thats a pipeline? that explains some things
18:45 "I recognize that you have made a social cue, but given that it's a stupid ass social cue, I have elected to ignore it."
A Dwarf werewolf would probably be a jacked pit bull. Compact and surly, but a sweetheart with a soft heart. (Also the jaw strength to chew on Dwarven hard tack, aka granite.)
Halfings would become a corgi. After all, they ride them into battle.
Goblin lycanthropes become chihuahuas
Elves become borzoi
19:32 I dropped this in my group chat and they all agreed that i was the shapeshifting bloodthirsty entity that can perfectly mimic the human voice
well are you the shapeshifting bloodthirsty entity that’s can perfectly mimic the human voice?
@@justa_randomfailure6250 I plead the 5th
@@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748Excuse me sir, did you mean "I INVOKE the 5th"?
Today I overheard a girl around twelve years old explain what Tumblr was to her parents and it's nice to know that kids still have to explain social media to their parents
What's even funnier about the rapping pope post is that the Pope actually has a rock album
W h a t
Is it... Pop-e Rock?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 You can leave now/J
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 The genre is said to be christian prog rock
Did he listen to one Skillet album?
It just gets more and more chaotic
And I love it
This is tumblr what do you expect
16:25
I have a friend that hates a character that I love(but it’s the kind of love where you sigh dreamily and think say “God my blorbo is so skrunkly”) and it’s hilarious when I talk about him and my friend is basically ready to strangle my words
5:19 I'm Dragon and Sagittarius, I'm a dragon from the waist up, and my legs are 85% of a horse. I'm basically a gryphon but with scales and capitalist levels of greed.
PM Seymour's videos are like a warm hug by your friend with chaotic energy; Its so comforting but with the expectation of being biten
Vampire energy
This comment appeals to me so deeply
@@infiniteplanes5775 couldn't be warm if so
@@angelinapedroza2189 ah, so werewolf energy instead
@@angelinapedroza2189 It a common misconception. Vampires have some control over their rate of metabolism, depending on the abundance of food in the area. The belief that vampires are cold, bloodthirsty killers comes from human interaction with extremely hungry vampires. In a modern city, vampires are very similar to humans and some may not even realize they are vampiric.
... apparently, my true fursona is a half sheep archer with an affinity for hydromancy... new dnd character idea?
My zodiac sign is Taurus, and my chineese sign is Monkey (with the wood element apparently)...
Guess I'm a forest minotaur. I'll see if I can make an interesting DnD character.
I would get a dragon crab if I mixed my zodiac and astrology things.
Normally I'm not into that stuff, BUT A DRAGON CRAB SOUNDS AWESOME
That’s cool! I’d get a dog libra, which I don’t think exists.
I'd get a rat capricorn which is a very relateable creature somehow
@@user-burner Same, but I was about to call it a ratty goat. Which still is pretty relatable on some levels.
Damn. I just got two pigs.
@@kaderobertson2489 become hog rider
5:39 if I'm doing this right, I'm a Scorpion Snake, or Snake Scorpion, one of 'em-oh wait I'm just being told now that I'm _Australian_
13:13 It's a deathbell. All you need now is a bit of nirnroot and some scathecrow and you have a nice poison for that one random draugr.
5:37
i'm a rat cancer...
am i literally the plague?
rat crab
I am Gemini + Dragon.
Double Dragon!
I'm a Dragon + Pisces. Soooo dragonfish?
I'm a rooster and a virgo... wtf am I?
Rat Lion :(
Questions to not ask, continued: how many notebooks do you already have? How many are in use? How many more do you(I) want to buy??( all of them!) Where will you put them? The bookshelves, and tables, and desk, and counters are all covered in notebooks...
(*adds with horror*) Why are there so many pens??
The temptation to ask my Dnd group about the werewolf Dwarf thing, but the fear of a disadvantage is strong.
The Kingdom Hearts 365/2 Days post is hilarious.
3:25
I feel like I should mention that hemoglobin transporting oxygen is basically rust
About the "combine your chinese zodiac with your astrology sign too make your true fursona" thing:
I'm a rat with a bow and arrow. 😂
The Tale of Desperaux pt.II
rat holding fish in both grabbers
I'm a goat-fish. I'm just a Capricorn now
Monkey ram…that is so cursed, and I love it
Ox and Aquarius... I'm a waterbending Tauren.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SPLATOON.????" is gotta be the best thing i heard today lmao
a question i ask myself every time i play
Here is what is happening in the god damn splatoon game: in the dlc for splatoon 2 you play as agent 8 trapped in an underground metro looking place with the help of the two characters pearl and marina. Early on, you meet this weird ai telephone thingy who tells you that you need to collect four objects to create a machine that sends you to "the promised land," said promised land is a lie and the machine tried to kill you but you're saved by agent 3, the very character you play as in splatoon 1.
Afterwards, you escape the metro and the weird telephone guy uses their statue with a well known GIANT DEATH LASER because backstory and plot and stuff, you are saved by pearl using the killer wail™️, which is basically another laser thats powered by sound. Pearl destroys the statue after warming up her voice with, GUESS WHAT, A SONG! And after yelling the statue to death you escape and everyones HAPPY
@@Pixelusually i know 😭
Lovely voice
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No
@@maxbrownrigg6859 yes
@@DenioliaMaybe
@@maxbrownrigg6859 you must be fun at parties
6:01 to anyone somehow confused, its roxas and xion platonically falling in love
I feel pike this is actually talking about Namine (the ghost girl) and Xion (the zombie girl), unless 358/2 Day doesn't involve Namine idk a whole lot of KH lore
@@VGmaster670 Namine is involved but at the same time isn't in the game much, its moreso Roxas and Xion.
@@VGmaster670 Naminè(i'm pretty sure) doesn't meet Roxas until the events of KH2, where roxas has to you know become whole to bring back sora.
The reason i am so sure is because Marluxia basically hid Naminè away from most of organization 13 for reasons that Elude me(this is also why she has just a normal name with no X in it)
Oh the harmonies at the start! That was wonderful.
I am *not* surviving melty blood, every character is either out to gut me, actively pursuing those characters that'd gut me, or are being pursued by one of them.
The Danny Phantom one confused me at first, because I grew up with the show... Then I Remembered... THAT Episode...
It's one of the Time Travel(TM) episodes, wasn't it?
5:39 I'm literally two Tigers! Gemini makes the worst fursonas!!! Unless I go the creepy route and merge two Tigers... I don't wanna picture that thank you!
Inside of you there are two ~~wolves~~ TIGERS
I'm a Gemini goat! Two goats!
Goat goat! Gogoat!
@@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutionsOMG SAME
@@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions
I'm a Gemini Goat that's also a sheep!
Hey, at least it's better than Tiger Crab
18:55 the "Oh God where do I start" works two ways: difficulty focusing, and also it has many issues
When we get to Binge 150/151
You have to sing the Pokémon theme song, but with tumblr posts as lyrics
I subscribed to you for your name
@@infiniteplanes5775 thank you
8:30
Gee thanks, Andy, for waking me up with death’s call 😂
5:30 Taurus and goat.
So a a bull goat? Bill-
OMG I'm a *bully goat*
5:36 I’m Virgo Rat, so I guess I’m just a very fancy lady rat with a tiny sickle or sheaf of wheat. Cute!
My true fursona is a Rooster fish. I have been looking for the actual name of this creature for 5 minutes cause I KNOW IT EXSITS IN MYTHOLOGY!
You might be thinking of a cockatrice, which is a lizard rooster?
5:21
Dog + Scorpion = New fear unlocked
5:25 I'm a rooster maiden!
year of the rooster and Virgo
Halflings turn into were-corgis. Dwarves turn into were-pugs.
24:28 Ngl this is why I've been relaxing on my lawn on my days off, sunbathing and listening to music. No joke, it's the ultimate thing I look forward to on my days off now and I feel a lot of true joy lately during that time.
...apparently my true fursona is a rooster ram. huh.
5:20 Nov 20, 2000.... AM I A DRAGON-SCORPION OR A SCORPION-DRAGON? *AND WHY DO BOTH SOUND LIKE YU-GI-OH! MONSTER CARDS?*
9:18 In my experience, if I have the thought, "What if I shipped them as a joke?" It's already too late.
True
I am delighted by the fact that I am a Gemini and a dog so I could be a Cerberus :)
for me I'm just like... two rats
I am a horse, and being on the cusp of Gemini and Cancer, twin crabs.
Wtf am I???
I am a crab rabbit
what does fish + dragon be? gyrados?
I'm a Libra and a Rooster. So I believe that makes me a _very_ judgmental Chicken.
Oh great, the last game I played was The Forest.
Conquering my fears of being underwater and squeezing into small spaces has backfired.
My last game was Touhou. I am royally screwed.
@@jacobcain9008 o7
Good luck with that one bud.
@@MasterofGames-xw5br If I can make it to the Hakurei Shrine, I'll be fine. If not, I'm lunch for a youkai.
The game I played last was Terraria in a Getfixedboi world...
Even if I was given the benefit of having access all the games gear, safe to say I'm in for a lot of pain...
I was playing rain world.... I'm screwed
im the opposite of "brain broken, still like you, talk later"
im more like "brain broken, i like you, PLEASE TALK TO ME SO I HAVE A WAY TO DIFERENCIATE THE INNER MONOLOG THATS NOT CANNON WITH WHATS ACTUALLY REALITY"
10:39 Humans have a lot of ornamentation. Look it up sometime, we're walking Christmas trees!
10:46 oh, no, we have them. We just hide them behind clothes.
And then the clothes became the ornamentation.
Tumblin' through the pasture between towns to get groceries on the bicycle.
P. M., your videos are absolutely amazing man. Love em
10:48 I think having a tail would be cool. Maybe antlers too. I guess I’m saying that I wish that I was a Satyr.
For the Chinese Zodiac and Astrology sign thing.....I'm a Dragon and a Gemini.
Imagine two dragons, with extreme ADHD. I I had to have a fursona....honestly could be much worse
I'm a military horse. Justice(libra) Horse. My friend however is a Cop.
Justice Pig... XD
Rat capricorn, which feels kinda adhd idk how to describe it
5:23 Gemini and rabbit. TWIN BUNNIES
Yeah, breaking characters _is_ the best way to show their true potential. Such is the case for both Jason and Tiana.
Jason, who has his arm shot off and accidentally becomes immortal due to experimental regeneration medication injected into his bloodstream as a failsafe, then proceeds to go on a global revenge trip against the people who wronged him, exposing shadow conspiracies and toppling evil empires.
Tiana, who has her family executed before her eyes when her homeworld is invaded by a fascist intergalactic regime, who goes on to lead a guerrilla resistance movement, before finding fighting back futile and leading her people to escape before the planet’s glassing and eventual destruction.
Did I mention I’m developing a video game?
How does one cross a Dragon with a Ram?? I am the fluffiest dragon and this is my mountain now-- >:3
to answer the question at 5:22, I'm a crabbit
4:25 im calling about your bodies extended warranty.
17:19 bro got hit with the penguins of madagascar special
23:21 SPOILERS // SPLATOON 2: OCTO EXPANSION
so for anyone who hasn’t played S2:OE, at the very end, once you use all of Marina’s ink thingies (haven’t played in a while, ok, lost the friend) to cover the statue that the main villain (don’t know his name anymore) is gonna use to sanitize (or wipe out) everyone in the city (I only remember Splatsville, ok, that’s S3) Pearl and Marina (the gfs) sing their song and then Pearl screams her short little devil heart out and they explode the statue and kill the villain and then everyone has a little party on a floating island and the credits roll and you go back to the surface and can play as an octoling
the 10,007 thing is because you play as Agent 10,008 (or Agent 8 for short) but you’re the first octoling to every make it through the challenges and see the surface after the Great Turf War.
“pearl splatoon can’t win” Marina won a majority of the splatfests.
27:53 now please, someone help out with this one
I’m only in so many fandoms
in the show there is an explosive sauce (don't question it) and in one episode during a fight a big container of the sauce explodes, killing the friends of the main character, which leads to a fucked up version of future (trust me really fucked up) and then the time traveler guy is asked to fix it, which happends after a few shenanigans
As a downright rabid Splatoon fan who adores talking to non Splatoon players about the story, 23:11 took me the FUCK out. I was just nodding along, like idk what this contest is but anon makes a good point, Pearl is cool af! And then OP casually hurled an ultra stamp in my direction
What do you do if you're a libra? It's just the scales, like is that supposed to mean the fursona is holding a set of scales?? Am I doomed to be trapped in a perpetual balancing act on a tightwire as a circus animal???
I'd like to imagine it just means you're just your Chinese zodiac but scaly.
Goat? Now you're a scaly goat!
Tiger? Now you're a scaly tiger!
Something that is already scaly like a dragon? Now you're even *scalyer!* Either prickly like you're a porcupine equivalent of the scaly creature or with a thick shell like a turtle! Maybe you can even fire you scales at your enemy!
Scales are tied to justice. My friend is a Justice Dog. They are a Super Pet. 😆
I'm a virgo dragon it seems. Female virgin dragon.
Nice.
I am 2 chickens
@@blueberrymoocowOk that's just unfortunate
Answer to that one tumblr post:
Living through the events of DS3 would suck. It would be cool though... Also those Elden Ring merchants do need massive help.
Every time I come here I inevitably have to relook up what blorbo means because NOWHERE ELSE do I encounter it.
1:16
A sentence I never thought I'd lay eyes on, let alone hear.
5:37
Water sheep Gemini.
So twice as many sheep.
16:36 i think I am that friend, but instead of a character, it's just that one Frenchman i know
1:33
Welp, I guess I’m in Starbound now and I have to fight a giant, interdimensional tentacle planet that wants to end all life in the universe. But hey, at least I can canonically respawn.
5:20 I’m a Scorpio and born in the year of the rat sooo…New York is about to get a lot scarier
1:54 so I know this vid is several months old, but for those who dont get this one, its a reference to Jorge Luis Borges, who wrote a book called the Library Of Babel, which is about a functionally infinite library containing everything that has been or could ever be written, but also infinite gibberish. I highly reccomend looking into it further
5:30 - Gemini, and earth horse.
I'm twin stallions.
7:47 - an apOwOgy
“Combine your Chinese Zodiac and Astrology Sign to make your true fursona.” Alright, I got curious and I discovered that I’m 2 water goats in a trench coat. I like that. It’s comedic to me.
EDIT: just so it’s known: Water Goat = Zodiac, Gemini = Sign.
17:46
Someone needs to make a trans sport documentary, but all the male actors are professionals and are on the same level as the female players, but the audience doesn't know this so, when a trans phobe starts booing they reveal that it's all a act and they are both on a equal level of skill and the trans phobe is also a paid actor
Danny phantom context: explosive sauce blows up the building killing Danny’s parents, sister, and both Sam and Tucker in a timeline clockwork changed, causing Danny to go mad with grief, force Vlad to mix their ghost halves together, and killing both human halves after, before slaughtering his earth to the last over several years/ a decade ish . Then popping into the now diverted timeline clockwork changed and absolutely rocking his younger selfs shit. Don’t remember how young current Danny beats him but he does.
I watched Danny Phantom as a kid, and I still feel like I'm missing some context here. I can kinda guess the explosive sauce thing. But timelines? When did that happen?
Hey so the lycanthropy question. It depends are we talking like fantasy dwarve, or like little people dwarfism*, it also depends on the nature of lycanthropy in the setting. Is it a curse of druidism or divine (devil/god), or is it some natural disease, viral or parasitic in nature? Does the castor or creator have a sense of humor? In order to get specifically corgi I'd say you'd have to have kicked a high priests favorite corgi. Or the Dms. Otherwise in most instants it'd just be runt wolf.
Sounds right
Well damn, did the Skyrim one have to come at me that hard?
Also I'm a Virgo Rabbit. I refuse to consider what people will do with that.
10:49 This is where those exploding zombies in zombie games come from
About that stuck in a game one: guess im stuck in Oleg's.
3:36 AND THE ORIGAMI KING STRIKES AGAIN
5:19 I would be a Leo-Mouse. I am the living embodiment of one of Aesop's fables
1:31
WELL SHIT.
ON 1 HAND,I AM A SLUGCAT NOW
ON THE OTHER HAND,I THINK THAT I'LL AVOID GETTING TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE OUTSKIRTS.
HECK,MAYBE EVEN CHILL WITH LOOKS TO THE MOON
Okay, so with the Twin Zodiac Fursona prompt. I land on (Fire) Tiger/Leo. So somewhere between Zetterburn and an Incineroar, leaning a bit towards the latter to make it a Jushin Liger reference.
1:32 well freddy fazbear is coming to get me now so I don’t think I will survive it
my fursona would be a two headed chicken if i combined my zodiacs
the angel on my shoulder is a 3 foot tall succubus who's wider than she is tall and the devil on my shoulder is a shadow man with glowing white teeth and power button eyes
that baby bird look like a baby Chocobo and if you haven't seen what a chocobo looks like it is the greatest thing ever created by man
dammit, I went to see what my chinese zodiac was thinking "huh, what cool thing to mix with a sea goat would be?" since I'm a capricorn
goat. I got goat. I'm a fucking goat goat.
16:33 me with Eon from Ben 10. my friend had never heard of the guy in their life until i started RAGING, and apparently that was very entertaining for them, specifically my use of the phrase "Shriveled up Grape looking ass".
13:35 Literally me. I was so busy troping to hold on in the face of my increasing medical issues dur8ng 2023, but I’m here now, and trying to get things back together. It’s succeeding. Outlying. I still have medical issues, but not the debilitating kind, just the mildly irritating and could be life-threatening but I don’t know about it kind.
youtube stop recommending you to me and now I'm mad that I didn't realized you have been missing from my feed for months
15:00 me resisting the urge to buy robots while im trying to save for a car
5:38 I'm a Justice Horse... but one of my friends is a Justice Pig. HA he's a cop!!!
I loved the musical intro!
20:46
Just the one?
But what about sassy fire king, air ninja, earth smith, water wolfgirl(just ears, maybe tail)?
I can't tell if this is a reference to something or just a really creative idea.
@@Xeromm Well it's something I came up with having nothing to base it on, so if it is a reference that wasn't the intent.
4:05
No, they turn into Wolverine, everyone knows that.
Dude, I’m a Libra, and was born in the year of the monkey. I had to look it up. Libra can be represented by either a swan or a raven. I’m on of the freaking flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz
I'm a crab and a chicken. I'm a chicken of the sea. I am tuna. Or a mermaid. I like the mermaid.
5:36 snake raven
15:25 *breaks down door* I SMELL PENNIES
I'm not like other mad scientists
My glowing liquid is red.
5:20 The closest thing that I could think of for me would be some type of Asian Dragon
1:32 Kingdom Hearts 2. I book it to either Merlin's house or the marketplace in Radiant Garden/Hollow Bastion. Depending on where I spawn in, I either make it or die trying.
If I spawn in the world that never was, I just lie down and accept my fate, for it's really just a 50/50 whether or not Sora and the gang are either A) the right level or B) underlevelled but crazy enough to actually go there or not.
edit 6:11 I did NOT expect to actually experience the fear of being noticed. It's like reverse FOMO except it's an actual jumpscare
5:24-5:39: eternally-a-dreamer could be a bull with double the power of an ordinary bull. (perhaps it could be called a “doubull”). Imagine a bull with twice as much muscle, twice as many horns, twice as much aggression, and teeth and hooves that are twice as hard. Alternatively, a doubull could have 2 heads (which each have 2 horns), 8 legs, 2 tails, and double the size of a regular bull. Or they could combine both of these ideas and become a bull^2. This creature would have: 2 heads that each have 4 horns (for a total of 8), 2 tails, 8 legs, twice the size of a regular bull, at least twice as much muscle as a bull that size would have, twice as much aggression, and teeth and hooves at least twice as hard as a regular bull.
Mx. Seymour could be a kelpie.
5:20 I've got pig and fish sounds like an adorable combo
0:45
No... my chihuahua literally BEHAVES like a cat. She runs around full speed, jumps on the couch, PROCEEDS TO WALK HORIZONTALLY ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH DEFYING GRAVITY, and parkour to the other couch and repeat
I ate coins as a baby, way to often, I was a valuable child