Now that the posts are lined up back to back I think selevann is depressed and hard core dissociating. Feeling like you’re floating above your body and having your reaction to pain be “Oh! I didn’t expect that to happen and now I’m slightly more back in reality” are two of the main symptoms of depression leading into dissociation
A Dwarf werewolf would probably be a jacked pit bull. Compact and surly, but a sweetheart with a soft heart. (Also the jaw strength to chew on Dwarven hard tack, aka granite.) Halfings would become a corgi. After all, they ride them into battle.
Today I overheard a girl around twelve years old explain what Tumblr was to her parents and it's nice to know that kids still have to explain social media to their parents
I am *not* surviving melty blood, every character is either out to gut me, actively pursuing those characters that'd gut me, or are being pursued by one of them.
@@angelinapedroza2189 It a common misconception. Vampires have some control over their rate of metabolism, depending on the abundance of food in the area. The belief that vampires are cold, bloodthirsty killers comes from human interaction with extremely hungry vampires. In a modern city, vampires are very similar to humans and some may not even realize they are vampiric.
16:25 I have a friend that hates a character that I love(but it’s the kind of love where you sigh dreamily and think say “God my blorbo is so skrunkly”) and it’s hilarious when I talk about him and my friend is basically ready to strangle my words
5:19 I'm Dragon and Sagittarius, I'm a dragon from the waist up, and my legs are 85% of a horse. I'm basically a gryphon but with scales and capitalist levels of greed.
As a downright rabid Splatoon fan who adores talking to non Splatoon players about the story, 23:11 took me the FUCK out. I was just nodding along, like idk what this contest is but anon makes a good point, Pearl is cool af! And then OP casually hurled an ultra stamp in my direction
The temptation to ask my Dnd group about the werewolf Dwarf thing, but the fear of a disadvantage is strong. The Kingdom Hearts 365/2 Days post is hilarious.
Here is what is happening in the god damn splatoon game: in the dlc for splatoon 2 you play as agent 8 trapped in an underground metro looking place with the help of the two characters pearl and marina. Early on, you meet this weird ai telephone thingy who tells you that you need to collect four objects to create a machine that sends you to "the promised land," said promised land is a lie and the machine tried to kill you but you're saved by agent 3, the very character you play as in splatoon 1. Afterwards, you escape the metro and the weird telephone guy uses their statue with a well known GIANT DEATH LASER because backstory and plot and stuff, you are saved by pearl using the killer wail™️, which is basically another laser thats powered by sound. Pearl destroys the statue after warming up her voice with, GUESS WHAT, A SONG! And after yelling the statue to death you escape and everyones HAPPY
Questions to not ask, continued: how many notebooks do you already have? How many are in use? How many more do you(I) want to buy??( all of them!) Where will you put them? The bookshelves, and tables, and desk, and counters are all covered in notebooks... (*adds with horror*) Why are there so many pens??
Dude, I’m a Libra, and was born in the year of the monkey. I had to look it up. Libra can be represented by either a swan or a raven. I’m on of the freaking flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz
My zodiac sign is Taurus, and my chineese sign is Monkey (with the wood element apparently)... Guess I'm a forest minotaur. I'll see if I can make an interesting DnD character.
@@chrisruss_ A tiger stripped crab? You could make a kind of pokemon who's like steel/fighting and go with a crab that has a tiger like shell. Idk that's just my idea.
1:54 so I know this vid is several months old, but for those who dont get this one, its a reference to Jorge Luis Borges, who wrote a book called the Library Of Babel, which is about a functionally infinite library containing everything that has been or could ever be written, but also infinite gibberish. I highly reccomend looking into it further
I feel pike this is actually talking about Namine (the ghost girl) and Xion (the zombie girl), unless 358/2 Day doesn't involve Namine idk a whole lot of KH lore
@@ResidentNintendoNerd Naminè(i'm pretty sure) doesn't meet Roxas until the events of KH2, where roxas has to you know become whole to bring back sora. The reason i am so sure is because Marluxia basically hid Naminè away from most of organization 13 for reasons that Elude me(this is also why she has just a normal name with no X in it)
5:39 I'm literally two Tigers! Gemini makes the worst fursonas!!! Unless I go the creepy route and merge two Tigers... I don't wanna picture that thank you!
24:28 Ngl this is why I've been relaxing on my lawn on my days off, sunbathing and listening to music. No joke, it's the ultimate thing I look forward to on my days off now and I feel a lot of true joy lately during that time.
23:21 SPOILERS // SPLATOON 2: OCTO EXPANSION so for anyone who hasn’t played S2:OE, at the very end, once you use all of Marina’s ink thingies (haven’t played in a while, ok, lost the friend) to cover the statue that the main villain (don’t know his name anymore) is gonna use to sanitize (or wipe out) everyone in the city (I only remember Splatsville, ok, that’s S3) Pearl and Marina (the gfs) sing their song and then Pearl screams her short little devil heart out and they explode the statue and kill the villain and then everyone has a little party on a floating island and the credits roll and you go back to the surface and can play as an octoling the 10,007 thing is because you play as Agent 10,008 (or Agent 8 for short) but you’re the first octoling to every make it through the challenges and see the surface after the Great Turf War. “pearl splatoon can’t win” Marina won a majority of the splatfests. 27:53 now please, someone help out with this one I’m only in so many fandoms
in the show there is an explosive sauce (don't question it) and in one episode during a fight a big container of the sauce explodes, killing the friends of the main character, which leads to a fucked up version of future (trust me really fucked up) and then the time traveler guy is asked to fix it, which happends after a few shenanigans
5:23 I’m a Libra and rat…HOW DO I COMBINE THAT?! What am I, a rat with a weight on its tail? A rat balancing a weight on its neck? A rat with a weight GROWING OUT OF ITS BACK?!
im the opposite of "brain broken, still like you, talk later" im more like "brain broken, i like you, PLEASE TALK TO ME SO I HAVE A WAY TO DIFERENCIATE THE INNER MONOLOG THATS NOT CANNON WITH WHATS ACTUALLY REALITY"
1:31 WELL SHIT. ON 1 HAND,I AM A SLUGCAT NOW ON THE OTHER HAND,I THINK THAT I'LL AVOID GETTING TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE OUTSKIRTS. HECK,MAYBE EVEN CHILL WITH LOOKS TO THE MOON
17:46 Someone needs to make a trans sport documentary, but all the male actors are professionals and are on the same level as the female players, but the audience doesn't know this so, when a trans phobe starts booing they reveal that it's all a act and they are both on a equal level of skill and the trans phobe is also a paid actor
1:33 Welp, I guess I’m in Starbound now and I have to fight a giant, interdimensional tentacle planet that wants to end all life in the universe. But hey, at least I can canonically respawn.
So my Chinese zodiac is apparently the horse, which checks out cus I really was into horses growing up. And my Greek zodiac is Capricorn soooo water horse-goat
13:35 Literally me. I was so busy troping to hold on in the face of my increasing medical issues dur8ng 2023, but I’m here now, and trying to get things back together. It’s succeeding. Outlying. I still have medical issues, but not the debilitating kind, just the mildly irritating and could be life-threatening but I don’t know about it kind.
the angel on my shoulder is a 3 foot tall succubus who's wider than she is tall and the devil on my shoulder is a shadow man with glowing white teeth and power button eyes
1:38 Darksouls 3, i am deader than ever, i also lack the undead curse because im not native to the world so im absolutely fucked, i ALSO lack upgrade menus so i cant even just do a thing called straight upgrinding the easiest enemy for months or years until i got enough souls to perhaps level myself up with enough vitality and defense to offset my weakness to death and just live out the rest of my day jumping between the safest parts of the world.... or just jump off the cliff at firelink.
24:56 communion bread is in fact vegan! just wheat and water. jesus himself was not vegan, though, according to the bible (i know he at least ate fish)
OH! As for whether transubstantiation makes it nonvegan because Jesus is an animal product, probably not? The nature of communion bread is it's bread in physical form but Jesus in spirit, so, no nonvegan components physically. Plus, Jesus consented. Same reason as to why consensual cannibalism would be vegan, too.
“Combine your Chinese Zodiac and Astrology Sign to make your true fursona.” Alright, I got curious and I discovered that I’m 2 water goats in a trench coat. I like that. It’s comedic to me. EDIT: just so it’s known: Water Goat = Zodiac, Gemini = Sign.
1:39 im in space station 13, im screwed anyway might as well create a fuel canister's amount of meth and then fight these nuclear operatives head-on with a toolbox.
The game I played last was Terraria in a Getfixedboi world... Even if I was given the benefit of having access all the games gear, safe to say I'm in for a lot of pain...
Snake lion, so like a chimera? That aint bad, better than a generic fox or a dragon or something. Hell I've already got a mane so I'm halfway there already. Also most fruit juices from the store are bullshit. They're super watered down or just poorly made mixtures of citric acid and "fruit concentrate". If you want the good shit you basically need to make it yourself. Which sucks but my god is it worth it. I've done apple and grape. Would love to grow cranberries but it sounds really hard.
Danny phantom context: explosive sauce blows up the building killing Danny’s parents, sister, and both Sam and Tucker in a timeline clockwork changed, causing Danny to go mad with grief, force Vlad to mix their ghost halves together, and killing both human halves after, before slaughtering his earth to the last over several years/ a decade ish . Then popping into the now diverted timeline clockwork changed and absolutely rocking his younger selfs shit. Don’t remember how young current Danny beats him but he does.
I watched Danny Phantom as a kid, and I still feel like I'm missing some context here. I can kinda guess the explosive sauce thing. But timelines? When did that happen?
16:33 me with Eon from Ben 10. my friend had never heard of the guy in their life until i started RAGING, and apparently that was very entertaining for them, specifically my use of the phrase "Shriveled up Grape looking ass".
5:24-5:39: eternally-a-dreamer could be a bull with double the power of an ordinary bull. (perhaps it could be called a “doubull”). Imagine a bull with twice as much muscle, twice as many horns, twice as much aggression, and teeth and hooves that are twice as hard. Alternatively, a doubull could have 2 heads (which each have 2 horns), 8 legs, 2 tails, and double the size of a regular bull. Or they could combine both of these ideas and become a bull^2. This creature would have: 2 heads that each have 4 horns (for a total of 8), 2 tails, 8 legs, twice the size of a regular bull, at least twice as much muscle as a bull that size would have, twice as much aggression, and teeth and hooves at least twice as hard as a regular bull. Mx. Seymour could be a kelpie.
1:32 Kingdom Hearts 2. I book it to either Merlin's house or the marketplace in Radiant Garden/Hollow Bastion. Depending on where I spawn in, I either make it or die trying. If I spawn in the world that never was, I just lie down and accept my fate, for it's really just a 50/50 whether or not Sora and the gang are either A) the right level or B) underlevelled but crazy enough to actually go there or not. edit 6:11 I did NOT expect to actually experience the fear of being noticed. It's like reverse FOMO except it's an actual jumpscare
Now that the posts are lined up back to back I think selevann is depressed and hard core dissociating. Feeling like you’re floating above your body and having your reaction to pain be “Oh! I didn’t expect that to happen and now I’m slightly more back in reality” are two of the main symptoms of depression leading into dissociation
Oh.
_fuck_
Selevann is a lot like me then.
somebody help them, do something!!!!!
@@juango500 They aren't in pain you all are looking way too deep into it
oh thats a pipeline? that explains some things
Timestamps?
A Dwarf werewolf would probably be a jacked pit bull. Compact and surly, but a sweetheart with a soft heart. (Also the jaw strength to chew on Dwarven hard tack, aka granite.)
Halfings would become a corgi. After all, they ride them into battle.
Goblin lycanthropes become chihuahuas
Elves become borzoi
In my first Pathfinder campaign, I didn't have a mount for my halfling bard, but our gnome druid had a huskorgi, and our dwarven shaman a goat.
KEFKA!!
What's even funnier about the rapping pope post is that the Pope actually has a rock album
W h a t
Is it... Pop-e Rock?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 You can leave now/J
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 The genre is said to be christian prog rock
Did he listen to one Skillet album?
18:45 "I recognize that you have made a social cue, but given that it's a stupid ass social cue, I have elected to ignore it."
I understood that reference!
@@vincentleonard3797 *laughs in autism*
19:32 I dropped this in my group chat and they all agreed that i was the shapeshifting bloodthirsty entity that can perfectly mimic the human voice
well are you the shapeshifting bloodthirsty entity that’s can perfectly mimic the human voice?
@@justa_randomfailure6250 I plead the 5th
@@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748Excuse me sir, did you mean "I INVOKE the 5th"?
Today I overheard a girl around twelve years old explain what Tumblr was to her parents and it's nice to know that kids still have to explain social media to their parents
I am *not* surviving melty blood, every character is either out to gut me, actively pursuing those characters that'd gut me, or are being pursued by one of them.
It just gets more and more chaotic
And I love it
This is tumblr what do you expect
18:55 the "Oh God where do I start" works two ways: difficulty focusing, and also it has many issues
PM Seymour's videos are like a warm hug by your friend with chaotic energy; Its so comforting but with the expectation of being biten
Vampire energy
This comment appeals to me so deeply
@@infiniteplanes5775 couldn't be warm if so
@@angelinapedroza2189 ah, so werewolf energy instead
@@angelinapedroza2189 It a common misconception. Vampires have some control over their rate of metabolism, depending on the abundance of food in the area. The belief that vampires are cold, bloodthirsty killers comes from human interaction with extremely hungry vampires. In a modern city, vampires are very similar to humans and some may not even realize they are vampiric.
16:25
I have a friend that hates a character that I love(but it’s the kind of love where you sigh dreamily and think say “God my blorbo is so skrunkly”) and it’s hilarious when I talk about him and my friend is basically ready to strangle my words
5:37
i'm a rat cancer...
am i literally the plague?
rat crab
I am Gemini + Dragon.
Double Dragon!
I'm a Dragon + Pisces. Soooo dragonfish?
I'm a rooster and a virgo... wtf am I?
Rat Lion :(
5:19 I'm Dragon and Sagittarius, I'm a dragon from the waist up, and my legs are 85% of a horse. I'm basically a gryphon but with scales and capitalist levels of greed.
Im a dog and Cancer. I'm a chihuahua with crab legs :3 I'm a menace to society.
Im a monkey scorpion. Unfortunately cant use my tail to hang on trees no more but the stinger is nice
I would get a dragon crab if I mixed my zodiac and astrology things.
Normally I'm not into that stuff, BUT A DRAGON CRAB SOUNDS AWESOME
That’s cool! I’d get a dog libra, which I don’t think exists.
I'd get a rat capricorn which is a very relateable creature somehow
@@user-burner Same, but I was about to call it a ratty goat. Which still is pretty relatable on some levels.
Damn. I just got two pigs.
@@kaderobertson2489 become hog rider
As a downright rabid Splatoon fan who adores talking to non Splatoon players about the story, 23:11 took me the FUCK out. I was just nodding along, like idk what this contest is but anon makes a good point, Pearl is cool af! And then OP casually hurled an ultra stamp in my direction
About the "combine your chinese zodiac with your astrology sign too make your true fursona" thing:
I'm a rat with a bow and arrow. 😂
The Tale of Desperaux pt.II
rat holding fish in both grabbers
I'm a goat-fish. I'm just a Capricorn now
Monkey ram…that is so cursed, and I love it
Ox and Aquarius... I'm a waterbending Tauren.
The temptation to ask my Dnd group about the werewolf Dwarf thing, but the fear of a disadvantage is strong.
The Kingdom Hearts 365/2 Days post is hilarious.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SPLATOON.????" is gotta be the best thing i heard today lmao
a question i ask myself every time i play
Here is what is happening in the god damn splatoon game: in the dlc for splatoon 2 you play as agent 8 trapped in an underground metro looking place with the help of the two characters pearl and marina. Early on, you meet this weird ai telephone thingy who tells you that you need to collect four objects to create a machine that sends you to "the promised land," said promised land is a lie and the machine tried to kill you but you're saved by agent 3, the very character you play as in splatoon 1.
Afterwards, you escape the metro and the weird telephone guy uses their statue with a well known GIANT DEATH LASER because backstory and plot and stuff, you are saved by pearl using the killer wail™️, which is basically another laser thats powered by sound. Pearl destroys the statue after warming up her voice with, GUESS WHAT, A SONG! And after yelling the statue to death you escape and everyones HAPPY
@@Pixelusually i know 😭
Questions to not ask, continued: how many notebooks do you already have? How many are in use? How many more do you(I) want to buy??( all of them!) Where will you put them? The bookshelves, and tables, and desk, and counters are all covered in notebooks...
(*adds with horror*) Why are there so many pens??
3:25
I feel like I should mention that hemoglobin transporting oxygen is basically rust
Lovely voice
,,,,,❤❤,,,😂😂❤❤❤❤,❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤p❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
No
@@maxbrownrigg6859 yes
@@DenioliaMaybe
@@maxbrownrigg6859 you must be fun at parties
5:39 if I'm doing this right, I'm a Scorpion Snake, or Snake Scorpion, one of 'em-oh wait I'm just being told now that I'm _Australian_
Dude, I’m a Libra, and was born in the year of the monkey. I had to look it up. Libra can be represented by either a swan or a raven. I’m on of the freaking flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz
13:13 It's a deathbell. All you need now is a bit of nirnroot and some scathecrow and you have a nice poison for that one random draugr.
... apparently, my true fursona is a half sheep archer with an affinity for hydromancy... new dnd character idea?
My zodiac sign is Taurus, and my chineese sign is Monkey (with the wood element apparently)...
Guess I'm a forest minotaur. I'll see if I can make an interesting DnD character.
my zodiac sign is cancer, and my chinese sign is metal tiger
what am i supposed to make of that
@@chrisruss_ A tiger stripped crab? You could make a kind of pokemon who's like steel/fighting and go with a crab that has a tiger like shell. Idk that's just my idea.
my sign is Cancer and my chinese sign is water snake
@void_and_virus So you're a monster from the abyss, like a giant moray eel with pincers. Pretty cool if you ask me
5:20 Nov 20, 2000.... AM I A DRAGON-SCORPION OR A SCORPION-DRAGON? *AND WHY DO BOTH SOUND LIKE YU-GI-OH! MONSTER CARDS?*
Oh the harmonies at the start! That was wonderful.
5:30 Taurus and goat.
So a a bull goat? Bill-
OMG I'm a *bully goat*
1:54 so I know this vid is several months old, but for those who dont get this one, its a reference to Jorge Luis Borges, who wrote a book called the Library Of Babel, which is about a functionally infinite library containing everything that has been or could ever be written, but also infinite gibberish. I highly reccomend looking into it further
6:01 to anyone somehow confused, its roxas and xion platonically falling in love
I feel pike this is actually talking about Namine (the ghost girl) and Xion (the zombie girl), unless 358/2 Day doesn't involve Namine idk a whole lot of KH lore
@@ResidentNintendoNerd Namine is involved but at the same time isn't in the game much, its moreso Roxas and Xion.
@@ResidentNintendoNerd Naminè(i'm pretty sure) doesn't meet Roxas until the events of KH2, where roxas has to you know become whole to bring back sora.
The reason i am so sure is because Marluxia basically hid Naminè away from most of organization 13 for reasons that Elude me(this is also why she has just a normal name with no X in it)
5:39 I'm literally two Tigers! Gemini makes the worst fursonas!!! Unless I go the creepy route and merge two Tigers... I don't wanna picture that thank you!
Inside of you there are two ~~wolves~~ TIGERS
I'm a Gemini goat! Two goats!
Goat goat! Gogoat!
@@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutionsOMG SAME
@@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions
I'm a Gemini Goat that's also a sheep!
Hey, at least it's better than Tiger Crab
24:28 Ngl this is why I've been relaxing on my lawn on my days off, sunbathing and listening to music. No joke, it's the ultimate thing I look forward to on my days off now and I feel a lot of true joy lately during that time.
23:21 SPOILERS // SPLATOON 2: OCTO EXPANSION
so for anyone who hasn’t played S2:OE, at the very end, once you use all of Marina’s ink thingies (haven’t played in a while, ok, lost the friend) to cover the statue that the main villain (don’t know his name anymore) is gonna use to sanitize (or wipe out) everyone in the city (I only remember Splatsville, ok, that’s S3) Pearl and Marina (the gfs) sing their song and then Pearl screams her short little devil heart out and they explode the statue and kill the villain and then everyone has a little party on a floating island and the credits roll and you go back to the surface and can play as an octoling
the 10,007 thing is because you play as Agent 10,008 (or Agent 8 for short) but you’re the first octoling to every make it through the challenges and see the surface after the Great Turf War.
“pearl splatoon can’t win” Marina won a majority of the splatfests.
27:53 now please, someone help out with this one
I’m only in so many fandoms
in the show there is an explosive sauce (don't question it) and in one episode during a fight a big container of the sauce explodes, killing the friends of the main character, which leads to a fucked up version of future (trust me really fucked up) and then the time traveler guy is asked to fix it, which happends after a few shenanigans
5:23 I’m a Libra and rat…HOW DO I COMBINE THAT?!
What am I, a rat with a weight on its tail? A rat balancing a weight on its neck? A rat with a weight GROWING OUT OF ITS BACK?!
8:30
Gee thanks, Andy, for waking me up with death’s call 😂
5:19
Im a Sagittarius and year of the dog
....so im imagining a standard centar but replace the horse with dog parts instead
0:34 did you know that fission reactors glow blue. Like bright blue. there are no lights in the water, that's from the fission.
Cherenkov radiation c:
5:30 - Gemini, and earth horse.
I'm twin stallions.
7:47 - an apOwOgy
9:18 In my experience, if I have the thought, "What if I shipped them as a joke?" It's already too late.
True
5:21
Dog + Scorpion = New fear unlocked
...apparently my true fursona is a rooster ram. huh.
Tumblin' through the pasture between towns to get groceries on the bicycle.
5:36 I’m Virgo Rat, so I guess I’m just a very fancy lady rat with a tiny sickle or sheaf of wheat. Cute!
5:19
I got Cancer and Pig.
Pig crab. Like…a pig head with crab legs.
That’s kinda funny, not gonna lie.
im the opposite of "brain broken, still like you, talk later"
im more like "brain broken, i like you, PLEASE TALK TO ME SO I HAVE A WAY TO DIFERENCIATE THE INNER MONOLOG THATS NOT CANNON WITH WHATS ACTUALLY REALITY"
1:31
WELL SHIT.
ON 1 HAND,I AM A SLUGCAT NOW
ON THE OTHER HAND,I THINK THAT I'LL AVOID GETTING TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE OUTSKIRTS.
HECK,MAYBE EVEN CHILL WITH LOOKS TO THE MOON
When we get to Binge 150/151
You have to sing the Pokémon theme song, but with tumblr posts as lyrics
I subscribed to you for your name
@@infiniteplanes5775 thank you
17:46
Someone needs to make a trans sport documentary, but all the male actors are professionals and are on the same level as the female players, but the audience doesn't know this so, when a trans phobe starts booing they reveal that it's all a act and they are both on a equal level of skill and the trans phobe is also a paid actor
5:19
...a virgo born in the year of the horse.
My choices are horse girl or centaur
5:25 I'm a rooster maiden!
year of the rooster and Virgo
20:46
Just the one?
But what about sassy fire king, air ninja, earth smith, water wolfgirl(just ears, maybe tail)?
I can't tell if this is a reference to something or just a really creative idea.
@@Xeromm Well it's something I came up with having nothing to base it on, so if it is a reference that wasn't the intent.
1:16
A sentence I never thought I'd lay eyes on, let alone hear.
The Danny Phantom one confused me at first, because I grew up with the show... Then I Remembered... THAT Episode...
It's one of the Time Travel(TM) episodes, wasn't it?
8:38 the culmination of this, and the fact that heavy was still slightly in tune with the melody… is sending me into orbit
7:35 My dad accidentally shot his infant brother with a real gun once when he was 5. The kid survived, my uncle was invincible as a child-
00:01:31 Diner In The Storm...oh..oh no
10:48 I think having a tail would be cool. Maybe antlers too. I guess I’m saying that I wish that I was a Satyr.
P. M., your videos are absolutely amazing man. Love em
1:33
Welp, I guess I’m in Starbound now and I have to fight a giant, interdimensional tentacle planet that wants to end all life in the universe. But hey, at least I can canonically respawn.
When you're a tiger's sagittal crest, you need not fear chewing tough food.
5:29
Alright what the heck dose a roster & scales make?
It's been 8 months & no one has tried to help me
1:32 well freddy fazbear is coming to get me now so I don’t think I will survive it
So my Chinese zodiac is apparently the horse, which checks out cus I really was into horses growing up. And my Greek zodiac is Capricorn soooo water horse-goat
5:20 I’m a Scorpio and born in the year of the rat sooo…New York is about to get a lot scarier
13:35 Literally me. I was so busy troping to hold on in the face of my increasing medical issues dur8ng 2023, but I’m here now, and trying to get things back together. It’s succeeding. Outlying. I still have medical issues, but not the debilitating kind, just the mildly irritating and could be life-threatening but I don’t know about it kind.
5:37
Water sheep Gemini.
So twice as many sheep.
the angel on my shoulder is a 3 foot tall succubus who's wider than she is tall and the devil on my shoulder is a shadow man with glowing white teeth and power button eyes
2:06 that weird kid from Steven universe. Duh.
10:39 Humans have a lot of ornamentation. Look it up sometime, we're walking Christmas trees!
1:38 Darksouls 3, i am deader than ever, i also lack the undead curse because im not native to the world so im absolutely fucked, i ALSO lack upgrade menus so i cant even just do a thing called straight upgrinding the easiest enemy for months or years until i got enough souls to perhaps level myself up with enough vitality and defense to offset my weakness to death and just live out the rest of my day jumping between the safest parts of the world.... or just jump off the cliff at firelink.
5:19 I would be a Leo-Mouse. I am the living embodiment of one of Aesop's fables
4:25 im calling about your bodies extended warranty.
Halflings turn into were-corgis. Dwarves turn into were-pugs.
24:56 communion bread is in fact vegan! just wheat and water. jesus himself was not vegan, though, according to the bible (i know he at least ate fish)
OH! As for whether transubstantiation makes it nonvegan because Jesus is an animal product, probably not? The nature of communion bread is it's bread in physical form but Jesus in spirit, so, no nonvegan components physically. Plus, Jesus consented. Same reason as to why consensual cannibalism would be vegan, too.
16:36 i think I am that friend, but instead of a character, it's just that one Frenchman i know
“Combine your Chinese Zodiac and Astrology Sign to make your true fursona.” Alright, I got curious and I discovered that I’m 2 water goats in a trench coat. I like that. It’s comedic to me.
EDIT: just so it’s known: Water Goat = Zodiac, Gemini = Sign.
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Answering this to bc why not
Wait, what do you mean the last game I played was Pizza Tower?
FUCK
1:39 im in space station 13, im screwed anyway might as well create a fuel canister's amount of meth and then fight these nuclear operatives head-on with a toolbox.
Stardew valley, I am perfectly fine, especially if i can use spaun glitches.
22:27 same reason when im angry i yell. If i talk quietly i feel like it would hurt the person im angry at too much
mainly bc i get angry at my family
Oh great, the last game I played was The Forest.
Conquering my fears of being underwater and squeezing into small spaces has backfired.
My last game was Touhou. I am royally screwed.
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Good luck with that one bud.
@@MasterofGames-xw5br If I can make it to the Hakurei Shrine, I'll be fine. If not, I'm lunch for a youkai.
The game I played last was Terraria in a Getfixedboi world...
Even if I was given the benefit of having access all the games gear, safe to say I'm in for a lot of pain...
I was playing rain world.... I'm screwed
5:23 Gemini and rabbit. TWIN BUNNIES
5:20 I've got pig and fish sounds like an adorable combo
17:19 bro got hit with the penguins of madagascar special
1:37 Ha I'm in mindustry. Canonically I remote control units anyway, so I survive in any case.
14:00 That call out! 😂 And it’s so true. Also Animal I Have Become from Three Days Grace
Snake lion, so like a chimera? That aint bad, better than a generic fox or a dragon or something. Hell I've already got a mane so I'm halfway there already.
Also most fruit juices from the store are bullshit. They're super watered down or just poorly made mixtures of citric acid and "fruit concentrate". If you want the good shit you basically need to make it yourself. Which sucks but my god is it worth it. I've done apple and grape. Would love to grow cranberries but it sounds really hard.
Danny phantom context: explosive sauce blows up the building killing Danny’s parents, sister, and both Sam and Tucker in a timeline clockwork changed, causing Danny to go mad with grief, force Vlad to mix their ghost halves together, and killing both human halves after, before slaughtering his earth to the last over several years/ a decade ish . Then popping into the now diverted timeline clockwork changed and absolutely rocking his younger selfs shit. Don’t remember how young current Danny beats him but he does.
I watched Danny Phantom as a kid, and I still feel like I'm missing some context here. I can kinda guess the explosive sauce thing. But timelines? When did that happen?
16:33 me with Eon from Ben 10. my friend had never heard of the guy in their life until i started RAGING, and apparently that was very entertaining for them, specifically my use of the phrase "Shriveled up Grape looking ass".
5:32 I’m a rat and a Sagittarius soo.. like what do I do?
5:32 Mine is Horse and Gemini - which can be either two horses, two guys on two horses, or two guys on one horse.
1:37 the last game I played was mutant chess. So ??????????
5:24-5:39: eternally-a-dreamer could be a bull with double the power of an ordinary bull. (perhaps it could be called a “doubull”). Imagine a bull with twice as much muscle, twice as many horns, twice as much aggression, and teeth and hooves that are twice as hard. Alternatively, a doubull could have 2 heads (which each have 2 horns), 8 legs, 2 tails, and double the size of a regular bull. Or they could combine both of these ideas and become a bull^2. This creature would have: 2 heads that each have 4 horns (for a total of 8), 2 tails, 8 legs, twice the size of a regular bull, at least twice as much muscle as a bull that size would have, twice as much aggression, and teeth and hooves at least twice as hard as a regular bull.
Mx. Seymour could be a kelpie.
Every time I come here I inevitably have to relook up what blorbo means because NOWHERE ELSE do I encounter it.
10:46 oh, no, we have them. We just hide them behind clothes.
And then the clothes became the ornamentation.
4:52 This feels like a call-out post as I scroll through Pinterest looking for Sims mods
I am delighted by the fact that I am a Gemini and a dog so I could be a Cerberus :)
for me I'm just like... two rats
I am a horse, and being on the cusp of Gemini and Cancer, twin crabs.
Wtf am I???
I am a crab rabbit
what does fish + dragon be? gyrados?
I'm a Libra and a Rooster. So I believe that makes me a _very_ judgmental Chicken.
1:32 Kingdom Hearts 2. I book it to either Merlin's house or the marketplace in Radiant Garden/Hollow Bastion. Depending on where I spawn in, I either make it or die trying.
If I spawn in the world that never was, I just lie down and accept my fate, for it's really just a 50/50 whether or not Sora and the gang are either A) the right level or B) underlevelled but crazy enough to actually go there or not.
edit 6:11 I did NOT expect to actually experience the fear of being noticed. It's like reverse FOMO except it's an actual jumpscare
27:55 rat and scorpion. At least I think it’s rat.
About that stuck in a game one: guess im stuck in Oleg's.
19:06 thats orange juice.
you like orange juice.