when i get an intrusive throught i mentally scream "oh god no stop it!! stop that!!! bad thoughts get squished and thrown in the bin!" so that any mindreaders in the vicinity know that i don't have a choice and im not actually like that.
i just tell my intrusive thoughts to stfu / f*ck off and think of my blorbos making out instead as a palate cleanser if that doesnt work the first time
10:26 I’m not so sure Amelia Bedelia is the right analogy here. When she misinterprets something very, very wrong, it’s an honest mistake. As far as I’m aware, when Tumblr does it, it’s out of spite.
@@tillieking3348 Because she's shown to be a model worker provided you learn to play along with her language shenanigans. If you want her to _remove_ dust, just tell her to "un-dust" the furniture and she'll gladly do it.
0:55 I have a theory: the difference is conscious autonomy. Did /you/ get to actively choose the activity? If not, then your routine was interrupted. If so, then you got to shift from something boring to something more entertaining. It's like that idea that a cat will willingly get into a box, but if you put it into a box it will most likely jump right out. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk
I HAD THIS (21:14) THE OTHER DAY I live in the city where crows, magpies, and jackdaws are super common but all other corvids are rare at best. So imagine my absolute euphoric excitement when walking past our local theatre I heard the call of a RAVEN like RIGHT NEXT TO ME and saw two ravens going through the trash. I LOVE ravens over anything, so for a moment I just stood there with my brain going to overdrive with emotions, before I speedwalked home to get my cat's snacks to try and befriend the ravens with. Spoiler alert, I did not succeed, and they flew away after I tried for like half an hour to call them down from the roof where they'd flown by the time I came back. All in all I was super stoked and heartbroken at the same time.
it takes months to gain a raven's trust source: i gained the trust of a local murder of crows, took me 2 years, but i understand their communication somewhat and they wont fly away
@@God-ch8lq yeah, I'm aware. The sad thing is that since they're not native, and I suspect they were only passing by, I'll likely never see them again. But someday!
@@God-ch8lq I appreciate the advice, though I already know, and that was exactly what I did. They were either not hungry or they were already planning on continuing on their way, since the local magpies were acting super hostile towards them. I honestly wasn't expecting much to begin with, since, as said, the ravens were way out of their usual territory.
Not only do I do the head shake thing for Intrusive Thoughts, BUT I also make every single one of my characters do it too when they get unwanted brainwaves.
I GET THE HISTORY ONE SO HARD! I was looking up pregnancy tests in 1910s for a historical fantasy thing I’m writing and fell into hospital technology in 1910s and, as I usually do, started reading about WW1 tech
Actually, if your character is named Kevin, there are three options: 1 Himbo. 2 Know-it-all-Nerd no-one likes but is tolerated bc they need him. 3 Pretend-idiot that's actually evil.
6:22 Ahh, yes. The affectionate mouth headbutt, I know it well, along with the sudden paw to the nose (or sudden cat nose to my nose) to “boop” me, because we taught the cats “Noseboop means I love you”.
@@CosmicPlatonix saving a portion of the spaghetti in case I'm not satisfied with the taste of the green beans as a final bite while also saving one or two green beans left in case I decide that the green beans are adequate enough to be last instead, then having to decide which Food Flavour will be the one I chose to eat last
@@funnyfox204 Reassembling the last few bites of overly-large burger to continue to experience the full sandwich, despite the fact that half of it fell out last bite. Maybe add french fries if there isn't enough of the other stuff.
17:29 - 17:54 as a person with ADHD, this is actually true, let's see shaky leg? check the feeling of "THIS THING IS THE BEST" and then "nvm this blows"? check too much noise and become a jerk? check gremlin? check wii theme song? check only a single word in my brain every day? check ADHD makes people a whole other species of human lol, if you have ADHD you know what I mean
0:59 the autism in me needs things to be carefully planned and executed according to script and the adhd in me goes “i wanna fucking COOK” like three minutes before i have to go and then fucks up the whole schedule for entire goddamn day cooking and then i have a meltdown because FUCK
1:05 And this is why I'll occationally, ever so slightly, change something in my bedroom/wardrobe. New painting, new shirt, new pride flag, move the desk a tiny bit. Not enough to trigger my reaction against change, but enough to help with boredom
“I am going to behead Tiamat, AND die trying” This is extra funny as depictions of tiamat typically have multiple heads and presumably decapitating just one, while impressive, would not be a fatal blow to the creature. So Jeff would succeed, then get swiftly eaten by another head.
15:43 omg same because when I was younger at my after school care they would give us a little bowl of fruit and vegetables and a biscuit or something and I would ALWAYS eat them in order of my least favourite to my favourite and only then would I nibble the biscuit until I was done
Whenever I get intrusive thoughts, I pretend to get stabbed in the brain with a kitchen knife. It's not even a technique or whatever it's just compulsive
0:57 Welcome to ADHD. We might be on the higher-functioning end of it, but we're still a freaking mess. 2:41 Which is one more reason why I have no intention of going into psychology. I don't even really understand how my OWN mind works, let alone someone else's.
23:19... yes. There's going out, in 90 degree (Fahrenheit) heat, in the blazing sun, walking to the farmer's market, so excited to pick out produce and baked goods because the heatwave canceled it last week, only to find... it's been canceled without a word. That walk back is AWFUL.
actually microwaving half a lemon is good to clean the microwave. first you clean it, then you microwave half a lemon and it kinda eliminates the remaining smell. NOT FOR 40 MINUTES! 2 OR 3!
My coworker gets 16 shots of espresso regularly. No syrup, no flavors, nothing. Just 16 shots of espresso (worse part: he saves it for the morning so the shots are hella dead by the time he actually drinks them. He swears its the best drink)
12:43 Out of all the songs I was expecting a reference to, No Children was not one of them. I'm not complaining, but holy hell I need to rewatch Moral Orel now..
So, believe it or not...writers *do* stream. Whether they actually let you see what they're writing or not is hit or miss, but there are people on Twitch who stream while they write. Many of them. Mostly, they're productivity streams where the other viewers are other writers, and they encourage everyone to write for x minutes straight. There's also a writing-based RPG site that a lot of Writing Twitch uses with really cute monsters.
@characookie241 It's called 4theWords. It's run on a subscription model, so they can pay their staff without overloading the site with ads, but it's pretty low overall ($4 USD/month) and they give you your first month free, plus lots of opportunities for discounts throughout the year, quests that give out premium currency as the reward, and a community pool where users can donate sub time to be split between lower-income players, so they really try to make it accessible to anyone who wants to use it.
7:03 I decided to take that second approach with my book; Black Rock village is built around a big black rock in the center of town, Branchwater is built on a river that flows from a forest; when it storms, there's branches in the water. It's a translated text canonically, so it could have a cool-sounding name in its native language, but one that translates to its original, realistic town naming convention.
With humans and fantasy I feel like they have their own charm. Having a human with like no powers besides working their ass off to make sure they can keep up with their superpowered buddies is cool as all hell
15:12 I’m trying to write a graphic novel about a kind of old man who adopted a young girl who go back in time to stop Elon’s dad from getting the emerald mine (yes that’s genuinely the plot) and I looked up the mine on google maps and then I found myself just messing around on google maps for a while
Gentle reminder that Cleopatra was so inbred due to bloodline beliefs that she probably wasn’t as beautiful as history says, she was just incredibly politically powerful and could probably lay whomever she chose.
.... I... I don't want to think i'm neuroatypical.. But then I hear a couple posts about meltdowns over hearing too much noise/conversations at once. I work front desk at a dental office. My dentist is latino and so is many of our patients. The problem is, when i'm trying to finish a transaction/conversation with one patient who has a few questions and the dentist is ALSO talking to another patient right over our conversation. In spanish. And if she ever jumps to english expects me to be able to hear her, understand her, and do whatever she asks... So i'm actively in a conversation, and monitoring another conversation my brain is Desperately trying to understand even though I don't know spanish. And then I have a panic attack and no one knows why.
23:07 I think it would be really neat if someone scoured your videos and compiled all the nice things you say into a video. Kind of like when people edit out every sound a speaker makes, *except* the inhales, but wholsomer.
4:38 Considering other Tumblr sexymen also consists of Bill Cipher (a demonic pyramid) and Sans (a literal skeleton), I’d say Tumblr has developed a taste for personality first, looks later.
17:51 all of these make me feel a little too much like someone pulled them out of my brain but omg i thought i was the only one that had ever experienced the last one i was obsessed with the word metronome for like a week or 2 straight one time
Actually the only reason the Onceler came to be like that is because Illumination was too greedy to make his character work, so we should cut him some slack. Now excuse me I have to go assassinate the Onceler: Golden edition.
My favourite thing is people shitting on fantasy worlds when it has a couple places called the same thing, or something similar And then you look at the real world, and find 7 different places called Alexandria. like 3000 places just called New (City Name) And 2 countires that were litterally named to fuck with tourists
19:58 I'm sad because I have no idea what's happening here, and yet I've been on the internet long enough that I *guarantee* I was around for the memes in question... it's just a question of if I was in the right part of the internet or not.
1:07 It might they like safe change. You hate change in the instance of needing to find a new job, but also not like eating the same thing for dinner every day.
13:21 Aqueerion! Haven't you realized? Your morals stand daintily in the face of logic and reason. How will your morals save you from the destruction of our warhorses' medallions of light refraction?
24:20 Fun fact: birds are able to see a larger range of colors than humans, being able to differentiate between the two types of yellow (yes, there are 2 distinct types of yellow)
10:19 Half. That's the prize you get for handing in approximately half of the poop. You have a large gold poop and 400 smaller poops that sit there and take up space.
I went trick or treating one year and I was dressed as a biker. It was 5 of us on a dark night, just trick or treating in suburban areas. Now I could see perfectly fine, no glasses or anything. Unfortunately, such could not be said for all of our group. At the beginning of the night I was told ‘hey, if I randomly grab your arm or smth don’t worry about it, I’m leaving my glasses here because they don’t fit my costume.’ Said costume was sad clown and I agreed, the glasses didn’t fit. However I was not about to let them just stumble in the dark for the rest of the night. Once we got outside, I offered them my arm, saying ‘An arm for the blind, my theydy?’ which I proceeded to do for the rest of the night. Just imagine a group of high schoolers, one dressed like a biker, and another dressed as a clown with black and white face paint, being all medieval and crap. That was just our Halloween that year.
17:48 I WAS WONDERIUNG SO LIKE i'll randomly be vibing and then suddenly: phrase that's not what i'm wanting, but it happens too ok so, im just vibing and i see some phrase or word and im like.... thats a satisfying boi, time to say it in my head nonstop for 4 hours
The diner full of various creatures - Dex's Diner. Dex is a big fat, four-armed guy with an Earnest Borgnine air and has a questionable history (retired arms dealer), and he has a droid barmaid FLO, who delivers orders. He is probably welcoming of absolutely anyone who doesn't cause trouble, up to and including as many Clones who can fit. He probably also gave the Clones discounts, because them's servicemen, and Obi-Wan probably introduced them to Dex's nerfburgers.
12:32 The writer pirateaba (The Wandering Inn, webnovel) actually does that, and it seems to work for them. Then again, the amount they can write and still keep up quality is baffling.
I've come to a realization that I mask my unbearable stress and being on the verge of screaming and crying...by pretending I'm a grouchy bitch. I do it because to me it is entertaining, but I do it so often (I have brain problems they haven't even named yet,) that to me, it's not even a conscious choice. I just...flip the bitch switch, and it flips back off so easily, that it REALLY weirds people out that I'm not legitimately as angry as I was half a second ago. I don't really get angry at much, I just pretend I do. Usually I just want to cry, but I grew up in a family where crying was illegal, so my brain just goes "okay pretend we're mad so we don't accidentally cry again!"
So, as a writer, whenever I do an ungodly amount of research for a scene or dialogue (especially if it's not very important or noticable), I've just started calling this the writer's rabbit hole.
15:35 I just had a flashback to when I would take a swig of chocolate milk and a swig of water and then mix them in my mouth to see which flavor lasted longer.
More sci-fi than fantasy, but in the RPG based on the show Red Dwarf, humans get a bonus to Resist and Cool checks (being able to resist physical or mental stresses) because we've Seen Things
23:25 same except its any song or a random noise over and over i work at starbucks so it gets super busy at certain points and if i get overwhelemed with drinks or orders or with restocking or any task really i will literally sing any song that i heard someone sing within the last hour and if no one has sang a song in the last hour i will make robot noises.
5:50 I was playing shining Nikki when this popped up because I’m out of stamina on love Nikki and for a second I felt attacked but also kinda understood for some reason
Putting this up while I still recover from grief.
Love you guys, be well 💕
Sorry to hear you're struggling man, but keep up the good work :)
Pasta
*head pats*
Sending hugs and best wishes, Seymour!
Hi.
Last time i was this early randy's sticks were undercooked
WELL TELL HIM HIS STICKS ARE READY.
@@Doktor_CC zzzzrrhffghhh *sleeping noises *
@@Raegoer RANDY'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
@@Raegoer RANDYYY YOUR STICKKKSSSSSSSS
@@Raegoer RANDY YOUR STICKS
when i get an intrusive throught i mentally scream "oh god no stop it!! stop that!!! bad thoughts get squished and thrown in the bin!" so that any mindreaders in the vicinity know that i don't have a choice and im not actually like that.
I’m doing this now thanks 🫶
I do exactly this. Constantly monitoring my thoughts for bad things in public so the mind readers don’t think I’m a bad person.
I just do this Really Obnoxious Shrieking in my brain every time, so it's just like
"I wonder if EEEEEAEAEAEAAAAA NOT RIGHT NOWWWWW EEAAAAAAA"
i just tell my intrusive thoughts to shut the fuck up / fuck off and think of my blorbos making out as a palate cleanser
i just tell my intrusive thoughts to stfu / f*ck off and think of my blorbos making out instead as a palate cleanser if that doesnt work the first time
10:26 I’m not so sure Amelia Bedelia is the right analogy here. When she misinterprets something very, very wrong, it’s an honest mistake. As far as I’m aware, when Tumblr does it, it’s out of spite.
Amelia Badeline
Just a bunch of wondering souls looking to make hell with the living.
Imagine like a genie who takes your wish and messes it up, that’s a better analogy.
how do we know amelia isn't a spiteful child doing everything wrong on purpose
@@tillieking3348 Because she's shown to be a model worker provided you learn to play along with her language shenanigans. If you want her to _remove_ dust, just tell her to "un-dust" the furniture and she'll gladly do it.
Would microwaving a lemon actually light it on fire? I feel like that would just make it explode if anything.
lemon popcorn
Only one way to find out
Edit: Do Not Do This
@@Neha98 I am not liable for any harm that may come to you during your experiment
@@Neha98 just take it outside first... safety and all that jazz
finally, combustible lemons
0:55 I have a theory: the difference is conscious autonomy. Did /you/ get to actively choose the activity? If not, then your routine was interrupted. If so, then you got to shift from something boring to something more entertaining. It's like that idea that a cat will willingly get into a box, but if you put it into a box it will most likely jump right out. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk
I HAD THIS (21:14) THE OTHER DAY I live in the city where crows, magpies, and jackdaws are super common but all other corvids are rare at best. So imagine my absolute euphoric excitement when walking past our local theatre I heard the call of a RAVEN like RIGHT NEXT TO ME and saw two ravens going through the trash. I LOVE ravens over anything, so for a moment I just stood there with my brain going to overdrive with emotions, before I speedwalked home to get my cat's snacks to try and befriend the ravens with. Spoiler alert, I did not succeed, and they flew away after I tried for like half an hour to call them down from the roof where they'd flown by the time I came back. All in all I was super stoked and heartbroken at the same time.
it takes months to gain a raven's trust
source: i gained the trust of a local murder of crows, took me 2 years, but i understand their communication somewhat and they wont fly away
@@God-ch8lq yeah, I'm aware. The sad thing is that since they're not native, and I suspect they were only passing by, I'll likely never see them again. But someday!
@@ruri1706 you shouldve left them the offering and stepped away to give em some space
they did not approach, as they thought it's a trap
@@God-ch8lq I appreciate the advice, though I already know, and that was exactly what I did. They were either not hungry or they were already planning on continuing on their way, since the local magpies were acting super hostile towards them. I honestly wasn't expecting much to begin with, since, as said, the ravens were way out of their usual territory.
Not only do I do the head shake thing for Intrusive Thoughts, BUT I also make every single one of my characters do it too when they get unwanted brainwaves.
I GET THE HISTORY ONE SO HARD!
I was looking up pregnancy tests in 1910s for a historical fantasy thing I’m writing and fell into hospital technology in 1910s and, as I usually do, started reading about WW1 tech
Actually, if your character is named Kevin, there are three options:
1 Himbo.
2 Know-it-all-Nerd no-one likes but is tolerated bc they need him.
3 Pretend-idiot that's actually evil.
what about people named kevin? do the same rules still apply?
@@AnachronisticAstronaut idk, i live in spain so i've never met someone named kevin.
@@AnachronisticAstronaut basically but replace 3 with a jock (not American football though)
Can I be a himbo with knowledge on specific subjects?
Like less just dumb, but an intense lack of perception?
@@kevinwillems8720 that falls into himbo territory, i'm afraid.
I'm so sorry for your loss, PM. Losing a pet is never easy. Best wishes
6:22 Ahh, yes. The affectionate mouth headbutt, I know it well, along with the sudden paw to the nose (or sudden cat nose to my nose) to “boop” me, because we taught the cats “Noseboop means I love you”.
Seeing eret reply to pukicho really just, I’m going to have to steal the wet mice analogy to explain what that did to me
YES
two worlds colliding
15:45 Wait... so... that's not an everybody thing? Is choosing the order in which the meal is eaten before eating it not a thing that everyone does?
Yeah that's what i was thinking lmao
Saving a portion of my pasta as a reward for finishing my veggies
@@CosmicPlatonix saving a portion of the spaghetti in case I'm not satisfied with the taste of the green beans as a final bite while also saving one or two green beans left in case I decide that the green beans are adequate enough to be last instead, then having to decide which Food Flavour will be the one I chose to eat last
@@funnyfox204 Reassembling the last few bites of overly-large burger to continue to experience the full sandwich, despite the fact that half of it fell out last bite. Maybe add french fries if there isn't enough of the other stuff.
I always either do this or save a bit of everything I liked and cram them all into my mouth at the end so I can re-experience the whole meal again.
17:29 - 17:54 as a person with ADHD, this is actually true, let's see
shaky leg? check
the feeling of "THIS THING IS THE BEST" and then "nvm this blows"? check
too much noise and become a jerk? check
gremlin? check
wii theme song? check
only a single word in my brain every day? check
ADHD makes people a whole other species of human lol, if you have ADHD you know what I mean
0:59 the autism in me needs things to be carefully planned and executed according to script and the adhd in me goes “i wanna fucking COOK” like three minutes before i have to go and then fucks up the whole schedule for entire goddamn day cooking and then i have a meltdown because FUCK
1:05 And this is why I'll occationally, ever so slightly, change something in my bedroom/wardrobe. New painting, new shirt, new pride flag, move the desk a tiny bit. Not enough to trigger my reaction against change, but enough to help with boredom
“I am going to behead Tiamat, AND die trying”
This is extra funny as depictions of tiamat typically have multiple heads and presumably decapitating just one, while impressive, would not be a fatal blow to the creature.
So Jeff would succeed, then get swiftly eaten by another head.
Ah yes the only reason I go to chickfilla is for their parfaits so I'm listening to this to keep things balanced
11:00 Meowth has the opposite National Dex number to Pikachu, being 52 for Pikachu's 25
"I Heard Too Many Noises And Now I'm A Bitch.." Is Definitely An Entire Mood.
15:43 omg same because when I was younger at my after school care they would give us a little bowl of fruit and vegetables and a biscuit or something and I would ALWAYS eat them in order of my least favourite to my favourite and only then would I nibble the biscuit until I was done
Whenever I get intrusive thoughts, I pretend to get stabbed in the brain with a kitchen knife. It's not even a technique or whatever it's just compulsive
0:57 Welcome to ADHD. We might be on the higher-functioning end of it, but we're still a freaking mess.
2:41 Which is one more reason why I have no intention of going into psychology. I don't even really understand how my OWN mind works, let alone someone else's.
Lucky Me For Having Psychology Be A Huge Special Interest Of Mine, I Have An Advantage
23:19... yes. There's going out, in 90 degree (Fahrenheit) heat, in the blazing sun, walking to the farmer's market, so excited to pick out produce and baked goods because the heatwave canceled it last week, only to find... it's been canceled without a word. That walk back is AWFUL.
actually microwaving half a lemon is good to clean the microwave. first you clean it, then you microwave half a lemon and it kinda eliminates the remaining smell.
NOT FOR 40 MINUTES! 2 OR 3!
"RANDY, YOUR STYX" just fucking took me out holy hell
*HADES, I MEANT HADES
14:10 My cat is all of the above. She isn't even orange, she just stoobid
24:02 Yes just please dislocate all my joints and snap me back together like a Bionicle figurine, I need to feel human again
I'm learning transcendental meditation and the headshake is standard for me. Like, HEY, HEY. Hey you're not my mantra.
3:19
Isn't this just how Agetha Christie characters interrogate people?
8:35
Me: “oh Gianni did a video on this? Let’s watch it.”
About 1 hour later.
“Back to P.M. before I piss myself like the Op.”
My takeaway from this is that Andy is a fan of The Owl House
Same here
Same
Same
My coworker gets 16 shots of espresso regularly. No syrup, no flavors, nothing. Just 16 shots of espresso (worse part: he saves it for the morning so the shots are hella dead by the time he actually drinks them. He swears its the best drink)
12:43
Out of all the songs I was expecting a reference to, No Children was not one of them. I'm not complaining, but holy hell
I need to rewatch Moral Orel now..
Oooh, maybe I should too, hmm alright you have convinced me! See you in three weeks!
@@ohhellofuckoffyoutube good luck, man
23:30... I literally did this last month but with the "I can be brown, I can be blue, i can be violet sky" song.
woW
So, believe it or not...writers *do* stream. Whether they actually let you see what they're writing or not is hit or miss, but there are people on Twitch who stream while they write. Many of them. Mostly, they're productivity streams where the other viewers are other writers, and they encourage everyone to write for x minutes straight.
There's also a writing-based RPG site that a lot of Writing Twitch uses with really cute monsters.
What is this writing based RPG? I need this in my life.
@characookie241 It's called 4theWords. It's run on a subscription model, so they can pay their staff without overloading the site with ads, but it's pretty low overall ($4 USD/month) and they give you your first month free, plus lots of opportunities for discounts throughout the year, quests that give out premium currency as the reward, and a community pool where users can donate sub time to be split between lower-income players, so they really try to make it accessible to anyone who wants to use it.
16:45 OWL HOUSE POG
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
17:48 OH MY G O D I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS RANDOM WORDS POPPING UP IN MY HEAD I THOUGHT IT WAS A ME SPECIFIC THING
7:03 I decided to take that second approach with my book; Black Rock village is built around a big black rock in the center of town, Branchwater is built on a river that flows from a forest; when it storms, there's branches in the water. It's a translated text canonically, so it could have a cool-sounding name in its native language, but one that translates to its original, realistic town naming convention.
With humans and fantasy I feel like they have their own charm. Having a human with like no powers besides working their ass off to make sure they can keep up with their superpowered buddies is cool as all hell
Hope you feel better buddy, I'm sure he's chasing squirrels in doggy heaven/squirrel hell
4:18 Mine is a mix of spooky boy, and professional rumble machine, his name Oliver and I love him 😊
15:12 I’m trying to write a graphic novel about a kind of old man who adopted a young girl who go back in time to stop Elon’s dad from getting the emerald mine (yes that’s genuinely the plot) and I looked up the mine on google maps and then I found myself just messing around on google maps for a while
fellow blahaj hello
Gentle reminder that Cleopatra was so inbred due to bloodline beliefs that she probably wasn’t as beautiful as history says, she was just incredibly politically powerful and could probably lay whomever she chose.
4:03 again pm Blaze welds the sol emerald’s
2:30 they were already personal but oh my god this one
Tumblr sexyman is as far as I can tell, when you like antagonists voiced by Tim Curry but refuse to examine why
.... I... I don't want to think i'm neuroatypical.. But then I hear a couple posts about meltdowns over hearing too much noise/conversations at once.
I work front desk at a dental office. My dentist is latino and so is many of our patients.
The problem is, when i'm trying to finish a transaction/conversation with one patient who has a few questions and the dentist is ALSO talking to another patient right over our conversation. In spanish. And if she ever jumps to english expects me to be able to hear her, understand her, and do whatever she asks... So i'm actively in a conversation, and monitoring another conversation my brain is Desperately trying to understand even though I don't know spanish.
And then I have a panic attack and no one knows why.
23:07 I think it would be really neat if someone scoured your videos and compiled all the nice things you say into a video. Kind of like when people edit out every sound a speaker makes, *except* the inhales, but wholsomer.
23:40 This. I have this, but with Christmas songs.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
4:38 Considering other Tumblr sexymen also consists of Bill Cipher (a demonic pyramid) and Sans (a literal skeleton), I’d say Tumblr has developed a taste for personality first, looks later.
The worst part about 17:32 is that I was having *shaky shaky leg* at the moment he said that...
17:51
all of these make me feel a little too much like someone pulled them out of my brain but omg i thought i was the only one that had ever experienced the last one i was obsessed with the word metronome for like a week or 2 straight one time
The fact that 20:59 is completely valid Aristotelian logic makes this whole thread way funnier.
Actually the only reason the Onceler came to be like that is because Illumination was too greedy to make his character work, so we should cut him some slack. Now excuse me I have to go assassinate the Onceler: Golden edition.
My favourite thing is people shitting on fantasy worlds when it has a couple places called the same thing, or something similar
And then you look at the real world, and find 7 different places called Alexandria. like 3000 places just called New (City Name)
And 2 countires that were litterally named to fuck with tourists
15:00 I have an inside joke with myself that all bakers have a painting of a knight on a pegasus fighting a griffin and I giggle whenever I include it
I was about to say that you've read the first few posts before only to realise it's a binge comp 😂
19:58 I'm sad because I have no idea what's happening here, and yet I've been on the internet long enough that I *guarantee* I was around for the memes in question... it's just a question of if I was in the right part of the internet or not.
Me too
1:07
It might they like safe change. You hate change in the instance of needing to find a new job, but also not like eating the same thing for dinner every day.
13:21 Aqueerion! Haven't you realized? Your morals stand daintily in the face of logic and reason. How will your morals save you from the destruction of our warhorses' medallions of light refraction?
"then make one" is the chaotic good to "then perish"s chaotic evil
11:16
The closest I got to this was a review over _Boyfriend Material_ that said something like "A chaos demon and a certified brunch daddy"
24:20
Fun fact: birds are able to see a larger range of colors than humans, being able to differentiate between the two types of yellow (yes, there are 2 distinct types of yellow)
Wait wait wait, so would that mean the orange penguin from 321Penguins is also a himbo?
4:30 I knew IMMEDIATELY this was going to be Wheatley and yet I could not come up with a defense for him.
I love Andy's owl house wall paper
I NEED it
7:32
I applaud the effort.
10:19 Half. That's the prize you get for handing in approximately half of the poop. You have a large gold poop and 400 smaller poops that sit there and take up space.
Honestly default they/them-ing is the most gender accepting thing I’ve heard short of asking for pronouns immediately
I went trick or treating one year and I was dressed as a biker. It was 5 of us on a dark night, just trick or treating in suburban areas. Now I could see perfectly fine, no glasses or anything. Unfortunately, such could not be said for all of our group. At the beginning of the night I was told ‘hey, if I randomly grab your arm or smth don’t worry about it, I’m leaving my glasses here because they don’t fit my costume.’ Said costume was sad clown and I agreed, the glasses didn’t fit. However I was not about to let them just stumble in the dark for the rest of the night. Once we got outside, I offered them my arm, saying ‘An arm for the blind, my theydy?’ which I proceeded to do for the rest of the night. Just imagine a group of high schoolers, one dressed like a biker, and another dressed as a clown with black and white face paint, being all medieval and crap. That was just our Halloween that year.
can't believe Eret Minecraft got voiced by P.M. Seymour 6:08
As someone who lives in a Big Falls kind of town I can confirm that is true.
18:54 I'm not going to lie...I got that easy-bake oven ass, because my cakes are flat
4:21 it was incredibly unnerving to see my family’s cat staring at me
17:48 I WAS WONDERIUNG
SO LIKE
i'll randomly be vibing and then suddenly: phrase
that's not what i'm wanting, but it happens too
ok so, im just vibing and i see some phrase or word and im like.... thats a satisfying boi, time to say it in my head nonstop for 4 hours
My one word that happens way too often in my brain is "process", think i spent too much time playing factory games.
The NOISE that came out of me at 9:48
23:03 This is literally Princess Carolyn with her daughter
14:30 baby jackalopes would most likely have small horn nubs, not full brown horns, so even cuter than that
I just now realized it says brown, not grown
The diner full of various creatures - Dex's Diner. Dex is a big fat, four-armed guy with an Earnest Borgnine air and has a questionable history (retired arms dealer), and he has a droid barmaid FLO, who delivers orders. He is probably welcoming of absolutely anyone who doesn't cause trouble, up to and including as many Clones who can fit. He probably also gave the Clones discounts, because them's servicemen, and Obi-Wan probably introduced them to Dex's nerfburgers.
Meanwhile to me the prime example of a himbo will always be Kronk. Nobody else comes close.
12:32 The writer pirateaba (The Wandering Inn, webnovel) actually does that, and it seems to work for them. Then again, the amount they can write and still keep up quality is baffling.
I've come to a realization that I mask my unbearable stress and being on the verge of screaming and crying...by pretending I'm a grouchy bitch. I do it because to me it is entertaining, but I do it so often (I have brain problems they haven't even named yet,) that to me, it's not even a conscious choice. I just...flip the bitch switch, and it flips back off so easily, that it REALLY weirds people out that I'm not legitimately as angry as I was half a second ago. I don't really get angry at much, I just pretend I do. Usually I just want to cry, but I grew up in a family where crying was illegal, so my brain just goes "okay pretend we're mad so we don't accidentally cry again!"
So, as a writer, whenever I do an ungodly amount of research for a scene or dialogue (especially if it's not very important or noticable), I've just started calling this the writer's rabbit hole.
4:53 damn Lower peninsula Michigan got changed so much damn.
7:17
I DO THIS! WHEN I FIRST NOTICED I THOUGHT I WAS JUST WEIRD BUT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST MORE OF THE DAD IN ME
audibly squealed when you said kid cosmic literally so good and its by the guy who made power puff girls which I loved when I was like really smol
15:35 I just had a flashback to when I would take a swig of chocolate milk and a swig of water and then mix them in my mouth to see which flavor lasted longer.
More sci-fi than fantasy, but in the RPG based on the show Red Dwarf, humans get a bonus to Resist and Cool checks (being able to resist physical or mental stresses) because we've Seen Things
23:25 same except its any song or a random noise over and over
i work at starbucks so it gets super busy at certain points and if i get overwhelemed with drinks or orders or with restocking or any task really i will literally sing any song that i heard someone sing within the last hour and if no one has sang a song in the last hour i will make robot noises.
12:40 throwback to when I saw someone stream her rewriting one of her fanfic chapters
If the next compilation doesn't start with PM waking up, I will be sorely disappointed
love andy's desk, especially the wallpaper
5:50 I was playing shining Nikki when this popped up because I’m out of stamina on love Nikki and for a second I felt attacked but also kinda understood for some reason
6:06 only thing stopping me from hitting that button is that my Partner lives and loves it there so I can’t
4:36
WHY DID I KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE WHEATLEY???
17:50 D-do I need to go to a docter because every day people with ADHD are get more and more relatable
14:52 sometimes i forget that your an eldrich abomination from beyond the void
7:50 Inverted D&D? Sure.
24:30 I immediatelly pictured Naoya from Devil Survivor saying that