what a coincidence. i'm newly 29 years old, subsisting on store-brand coffee beans and leftover pasta casserole, listening to tumblr memes. this is the good life
"No-one likes cold water", huh? I DO once you have lived through a really hot summer, you will never trust room-temperature water to be refreshing enough
12:44 literally laughed someone off as a joke and then later on Twitter saw their post saying that their crush laughed at them and said that they're full of shit, my exact words. Yeah its a horrible horrible feeling especially when the person telling you that you're attractive is a 6' tall muscular woman whom I cannot stress it enough is hot
Had to go to court today, because I'm not really emotionally "normal"... though who is, in this economy? PM is keeping me from having an anxiety attack and EXPLODING like a CELL PHONE in a MICROWAVE. Thank you, O great Internet Man.
About the Gluttony thing, i'm pretty sure thats because Averice was what it originally was, and I think later on it was split into Greed and Gluttony, in addition from what I understand Gluttony isn't about eating, it's about excessive indulgence or something like that.
Umm, actually, throwing handaxes uses a Strength modifier for both attack rolls and damage. Source: PHB If a weapon has the thrown property, you can throw the weapon to make a ranged attack. If the weapon is a melee weapon, you use the same ability modifier for that attack roll and damage roll that you would use for a melee attack with the weapon. For example, if you throw a handaxe, you use your Strength, but if you throw a dagger, you can use either your Strength or your Dexterity, since the dagger has the finesse property.
Umm, actually a ranged attack is Base attack bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier + range penalty with a non-splash thrown weapon adding Strength modifier to damage Source: Core Rulebook there are more games than dnd
@Nikanuur Umm, actually the dnd analogy was more accurate due to the fact that you are simply using an analogy from Pathfinder, AKA “D&D 3.75e” as it was referred to at it’s creation as an unofficial supplement for D&D 3.5e. If you are going to be rude to someone for using an analogy from one of the most popular ttrpgs, atleast use a ttrpg system that didn’t originate from stated popular ttrpg.
@Nikanuur Um, actually, a Handaxe would be Ranged(Light), with upgrades, boosts, and setbacks relevant to appropriate skills, talents, maneuvers, cover, and defense! And that system would handle the situation much better.
17:03 Translation FIHVLJ = ? OHGF = omg MUT = my PADWES = paws DARGFE = are JNLOHT = not THOLO = that BLIJHGV = big So the full thing is "omg my paws are not that big" If you know what the first word is please let me know
I’m so used to reading ND as North Dakota that 4:38 took a second to click. It still kinda works tho? A lot of the state is just flat middle of nowhere…
“Righteous, but pointless anger” is more interesting when you can understand why the character is angry, but anger is pointless because the anger is directed at something that doesn’t deserve it. My favorite example is the Episode ‘Dragon Quest’ from Casper’s Scare School. It’s about Thurdigree Burns, the School’s Science and Chemistry teacher, attacks a Medieval Themed Restaurant because he wants revenge on who he presumes to be Knights because Knights chased his ancestors into near extinction.
The shrimp emotions post is 400% the inspiration for the new book series by The Expanse authors James SA Corey, in which a human population is enslaved by a race of humongous shrimp aliens and is forced to compete against other races for its continued existence as a slave race constantly proving its usefulness to their inscrutable shrimp overlords or face full on extinction. ....And nothing you can say will shake my devotion to this headcanon.
14:41 Thank You! (I have had several breakdowns due to my brain being bad at handling lots of loud noise, like that in a loud classroom. Loud Talking especially is just unbearable)
@@JasminMiettunen Room temperature is warm. Unless it's like in the 60s in your house. 90 degrees is also lower than your body temperature, but it's still hot.
23:09 well sometimes people want their water to taste good. And if you doubt my authority on the matter, I drink water as my main drink and haven't had another drink in well over a month, and around 7 not counting dessert drinks.
7:08 ah yes the stages of grief. There's the denial stage and the anger stage. Then there's the lava stage, the water stage, the sewer level, the poisonous swamp, the cart racing minigame, and acceptance.
Oh my god i have a character that i realized while reading incorrect quotes aloud sound like JECKA FROM CLASS OF 09 (bc some characters do have a different tone/pitch i use to base off of them)
26:50 is basically just me whenever I see Sonic shipped with anyone. Even if it's well done, it just clashes so much with how he works in my head that it always feels wrong, no matter how good it is.
Happy to see system tumblr making it here. And by happy I mean terrified what if the normal people find out I'm 100 gay idiots trying desperately to cooperate.
Wait I just realized the first one to pull off the trans parry was Bridget (brisket birdget bidet), which is extra ironic because they’re an actual fighting game character, but does that mean goldlweis is now trans?
16:17 this clearly isn’t a comprehensive list based on the fact that a LOT of SJM (yes she’s awful, she is not a good writer, she’s just one of Those YA Authors So Many People Read) books don’t fit. 8 of her books don’t fit (The Assassin’s Blade, Crown of Midnight, Heir of Fire, Empire of Storms, Tower of Dawn, A Court of Thorns and Roses, A Court of Mist and Fury, A Court of Wings And Ruin) despite being VIOLENTLY YA. I mean just look at the title structure for the last 3 (note - I omitted her more recent works, so any following from ACOWAR and the Crescent City books, because they’re not YA, but iirc they don’t fit either despite the fact they’re YA for people who are 21 and have questionable taste in both men and books, but that means they’re not ACTUALLY YA. they’re just YA for adults which is “new adult” or “horny adults can’t give up their shitty YA fantasy books”) (also yes, i am calling myself out here as well)
That bit about the book...yeah. I kinda rewatched the guardians of gahoole movie the other day. Its not great. Its extremely not great. Same goes for basically any hunger-games-like except for the hunger games. Those are still really fuckin good. Like I remember one book the main character had the alias "day" and his real name was "daniel altan wing" and it pissed me off to no end cause it should have been "ying" or something so it made day an acronym. And that alone pissed me off so much I couldn't finish the book. Like imagine having your initials be D.A.Y. that's badass.
1:54 Jokes on you, mo'fo. I reread the book. And it is still good as hell. YOU may have had terrible taste in books, but I was a smart child! Unfortunately, that means I am a dumb adult.
23:10 That’s a lie. I prefer ice water to warm, and room temperature is right out. Room temperature water is revolting unless it’s got a flavored electrolyte drink mix in there.
15:54 jokes on you I don’t like chocolate milk because I deeply despise anything with any bitter note at all, or deep richness of the chocolate variety as I also dislike chocolate cake and coffee even when sweetened
Yeah, if gluttony was actually eating too much, then why do most Christian holidays involve feasts? I mean I know the reason, most are appropriated holidays for much older religions and they usually involved feasting to celebrate seasonal solstices and equinoxes. Humans like to celebrate with yummy food
Well folks, I’m newly 22 years old, subsisting on grocery store sushi and expired iced lattes, and watching Tumblr memes. This is the life
what a coincidence. i'm newly 29 years old, subsisting on store-brand coffee beans and leftover pasta casserole, listening to tumblr memes. this is the good life
Hell yeah!
Woah, no way dude
Im 240 months old, wicked🤙
I'm 28, subsisting on free food from work and instant ramen, listening to Tumblr memes and emo music.
slay
"No-one likes cold water", huh?
I DO
once you have lived through a really hot summer, you will never trust room-temperature water to be refreshing enough
Genuinely, sometimes I just can't bring myself to drink room temperature water 😂it just doesn't taste right
room temp water makes me super nauseated while ice cold water is the most refreshing god damn thing on this planet@@Kikkarlin
water that hasnt been in a fridge tastes like plastic or metal
Room temp water is only acceptable if the room has an AC so strong you need winter gear to avoid frostbite.
@@NaBa.O3Obu- but what if you turn it off
why am i the previously neglected shelter dog, that post hit me very personally and caused psychic damage
Idk why, but I always expect you to sing "It's a binge compilation" to the tune of "In the arms of an angel"
Fly awaaaaaay from heeeeeere
it's a biiiiiinge cooompilaaaatiooon
oookay byeeeeeeeeee~
-i hate that it fits-
@@technospyform1578 that fits WAY too well
I can only hear the "you would sully the yolk" bit in Foghorn Leghorn's voice.
Especially with the description of the chicken
5:32 made me laugh because the only time i’ve ever heard someone refer to smth as a shrimp, it was a friend telling me i had shrimp posture
I finally got curious enough to check the JP voice of Althaithem's VA. All I can say is Oh MY GOD. I understand now
As someone who religiously buys all the otome games he voices a main character in welcome to the club.
Had to get a hand fan while listening- I get it.
What.
12:44 literally laughed someone off as a joke and then later on Twitter saw their post saying that their crush laughed at them and said that they're full of shit, my exact words. Yeah its a horrible horrible feeling especially when the person telling you that you're attractive is a 6' tall muscular woman whom I cannot stress it enough is hot
Damn, imagine fumbling THIS hard.
I hope you managed to apologise to her and make things work out?
I will not get out of your house
*our house
@@neccturtlein the middle of your house
I thought this was Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.
Never gonna get out of your house
Never gonna leave your house
Never gonna run out of your house
@@____thecommenter1569
Never going to bulldoze down the house and run it down.
Not going to burn down the house either.
Had to go to court today, because I'm not really emotionally "normal"... though who is, in this economy?
PM is keeping me from having an anxiety attack and EXPLODING like a CELL PHONE in a MICROWAVE.
Thank you, O great Internet Man.
23:12 I’m not a water drinker I’m an i c e e a t e r, your teeth are w e a k
6:55 this is literally me because I’m an extrovert most of the time, but before being one I must be deliberately invited to an activity.
Vampire
5:32 With Shrimp power comes Shrimp responsibility.
About the Gluttony thing, i'm pretty sure thats because Averice was what it originally was, and I think later on it was split into Greed and Gluttony, in addition from what I understand Gluttony isn't about eating, it's about excessive indulgence or something like that.
Gluttony is you have a lot of stuff, but you still use it.
Greed is you have a lot of stuff, and you don't do any thing.
10:00 the genderfluid people hold the power to defeat the homophobes
Where are the Gendergaseous people?
My monitors are cold... For they have died.... I must john wick whomsteverthefuck killed them.
4:37 Wait, is this a legit thing? Is _this_ why I’d gotten lost in the same straight hallway not once, but TWICE in my senior year of high school?
Umm, actually, throwing handaxes uses a Strength modifier for both attack rolls and damage. Source: PHB
If a weapon has the thrown property, you can throw the weapon to make a ranged attack. If the weapon is a melee weapon, you use the same ability modifier for that attack roll and damage roll that you would use for a melee attack with the weapon. For example, if you throw a handaxe, you use your Strength, but if you throw a dagger, you can use either your Strength or your Dexterity, since the dagger has the finesse property.
cool
Ase
Umm, actually a ranged attack is
Base attack bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier + range penalty
with a non-splash thrown weapon adding Strength modifier to damage
Source: Core Rulebook
there are more games than dnd
@Nikanuur Umm, actually the dnd analogy was more accurate due to the fact that you are simply using an analogy from Pathfinder, AKA “D&D 3.75e” as it was referred to at it’s creation as an unofficial supplement for D&D 3.5e.
If you are going to be rude to someone for using an analogy from one of the most popular ttrpgs, atleast use a ttrpg system that didn’t originate from stated popular ttrpg.
@Nikanuur Um, actually, a Handaxe would be Ranged(Light), with upgrades, boosts, and setbacks relevant to appropriate skills, talents, maneuvers, cover, and defense!
And that system would handle the situation much better.
4:40 I was playing Subnautica for a couple hours and when I stood up I was very confused that I was not swimming or driving a submarine.
17:03
Translation
FIHVLJ = ?
OHGF = omg
MUT = my
PADWES = paws
DARGFE = are
JNLOHT = not
THOLO = that
BLIJHGV = big
So the full thing is
"omg my paws are not that big"
If you know what the first word is please let me know
With my vast knowledge, I think it is "Fuck"
I’m so used to reading ND as North Dakota that 4:38 took a second to click. It still kinda works tho? A lot of the state is just flat middle of nowhere…
“Righteous, but pointless anger” is more interesting when you can understand why the character is angry, but anger is pointless because the anger is directed at something that doesn’t deserve it.
My favorite example is the Episode ‘Dragon Quest’ from Casper’s Scare School. It’s about Thurdigree Burns, the School’s Science and Chemistry teacher, attacks a Medieval Themed Restaurant because he wants revenge on who he presumes to be Knights because Knights chased his ancestors into near extinction.
Lost it at Thurdigree Burns ☠️
@@salemfae it’s supposed to be a play on the words
2:13 it's pronounced...
Yif
I did actually see a barista tip menu that had 4 options. 10%, 20%, 50%, and 75%
The tip one is no longer becoming a joke
The shrimp emotions post is 400% the inspiration for the new book series by The Expanse authors James SA Corey, in which a human population is enslaved by a race of humongous shrimp aliens and is forced to compete against other races for its continued existence as a slave race constantly proving its usefulness to their inscrutable shrimp overlords or face full on extinction.
....And nothing you can say will shake my devotion to this headcanon.
14:41 Thank You!
(I have had several breakdowns due to my brain being bad at handling lots of loud noise, like that in a loud classroom. Loud Talking especially is just unbearable)
Liking warm water over cold water is like prefering to pour the milk before cereal. You're just objectively wrong.
probably like lukewarm coca-cola too smh
Probably likes crunchy cookies too
ROOM TEMPERATURE IS NOT WARM
It's slightly cool compared to your body temperature
@@JasminMiettunen Room temperature is warm. Unless it's like in the 60s in your house. 90 degrees is also lower than your body temperature, but it's still hot.
9:51 Did this to my sister and now they're nonbinary
Got jumpscared at 8:38 because today is my birthday
Uh, thanks, akilikesbread!
He knows. Run.
10:18 ah yes, PM Saymour
If the water isn't ice cold then I'M JUST STILL THIRSTY. I need it to be arctic cold or else my throat is still so dry!
5:28 OH MY GOD NO WONDER HE GETS ALL THE GUYS
I want it, NOW
10:20 This is just the plot of MASHLE
15:19 hey that post was posted on my birthday :]
5:22 understood, that voice is like a savory meal cooked by a five-star Michelin chef, not at work, but at home for his best friend's birthday...
23:09 well sometimes people want their water to taste good. And if you doubt my authority on the matter, I drink water as my main drink and haven't had another drink in well over a month, and around 7 not counting dessert drinks.
i like to imagine all the big tumblr reader videos share a group chat
I feel that tumblr is just a physical manifestation of my thoughts
23:11 Because it makes my tongue and cheeks and... basically everything except the teeth feel nice and cold after hours of drowning in my warm saliva.
Yes
near eighteen minutes while typing but i rubbed my nose so hard my headphones fell off
3:40 they lied to me my monitor is cold
Is it on?
4:27 the only thing that should happen is everything remains the same, but you removed all the aspecstos and lead paint
I can't believe PM Seymour just took Sucrose's soul! Just like that!
I'm sorry but
"Like the stage of grief where you eat nothing but /soup/-"
Did you- Did you mean Reth-
7:08 ah yes the stages of grief. There's the denial stage and the anger stage. Then there's the lava stage, the water stage, the sewer level, the poisonous swamp, the cart racing minigame, and acceptance.
When you haven't watched PM Seymour in like 3 months and you have *ALOT* of Bingeing to do!
7:13 Why are you buying depression at the soup store?
14:58 Me whenever I have to go outside during the summer, picking and scratching at my body until my skin turns red.
No, I will not get out of your house. I live here now.
12:47 that’s the feeling of being valued 😅
Oh my god i have a character that i realized while reading incorrect quotes aloud sound like JECKA FROM CLASS OF 09 (bc some characters do have a different tone/pitch i use to base off of them)
10:12 magnus archives reference
(...my defense is at 1:00)
10:16
WAIT NO
PATRICK M. SAY MORE!
1:53 THE (Forest Wife) FORESTWIFE
Book by Theresa Tomlinson slaps okay?
NGL when he said Hercule I immediately thought of Mr. Satan from dragon ball
Here we are
10:00 Why, hello! Pleasure to meet you!! My name is Aroyaki........ WHAT AM I?!!
26:50 is basically just me whenever I see Sonic shipped with anyone. Even if it's well done, it just clashes so much with how he works in my head that it always feels wrong, no matter how good it is.
Being old isn't about age it's about how much of a heck you are.
are you 19 and already think dancing is stupid and completely pointless? Old. Older than the sun. You are older than sharks.
5:27 I play LOR and lemme tell you, that voice type is either very common or my ears/headphones suck.
Happy to see system tumblr making it here. And by happy I mean terrified what if the normal people find out I'm 100 gay idiots trying desperately to cooperate.
Fun video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you in the near future!
i got so excited to watch this that i forgot i was making something till i looked over and saw my cup sitting there and now cold
I pick voices for my characters by assigning them specific voice actors whose work I'm familiar with. It's the only way to get it to work.
26:46 This is when I try to see canon Pico's School LCA (I'm currently rewriting it solely to make Cassandra more evil)
Now I’m wondering who was the yahoo that started a trend of giving Australian lungfish as presents.
Like seriously.
somethin in my brain activate at 5:25 . I don't know how to react
love the white boxes
Wait I just realized the first one to pull off the trans parry was Bridget (brisket birdget bidet), which is extra ironic because they’re an actual fighting game character, but does that mean goldlweis is now trans?
Being able to change the like counter from 2k to 2.1k is too much power for me to hold
2:13 make everyone angry by pronouncing the G...
...as a Y
23:07 me when not only do I prefer cold water to drink, but also washes my hands with cold water (no I don’t shower cold I’m not that insane)
This bait? Who tf want room temperature water, I drink water to be refreshed, not to suffer.
Scrambled eggs are inedible without ketchup
I read a YA trilogy that had none of those words in any of the titles. Prince/King/Emperor of Thorns.
7:29 Spamton.
I been waiting for this
22:17
*...FUCK, HE'S RIGHT. I DON'T EVEN PLAY GENSHIN, AND I KNOW HE'S RIGHT!*
14:12 amendment: minimum wage becomes 4 dollars
P.M. Seymour = Podcaster Mememan Seymour
*I deman a petition to retroactively call all creepypastas as fettuccine afraido! It's too good!*
Perilous penne
8:06 HOW DOES SOMEONE SO THAT?!
I AM HERE
ON TIIIIME!
23:28
Toodles sucker XD
2:15 the 3rd one was meant to be yif I'm pretty sure
20:20 Have you been spying on me?
6:40 And then I remembered. Yi Sang.
16:17 this clearly isn’t a comprehensive list based on the fact that a LOT of SJM (yes she’s awful, she is not a good writer, she’s just one of Those YA Authors So Many People Read) books don’t fit. 8 of her books don’t fit (The Assassin’s Blade, Crown of Midnight, Heir of Fire, Empire of Storms, Tower of Dawn, A Court of Thorns and Roses, A Court of Mist and Fury, A Court of Wings And Ruin) despite being VIOLENTLY YA. I mean just look at the title structure for the last 3
(note - I omitted her more recent works, so any following from ACOWAR and the Crescent City books, because they’re not YA, but iirc they don’t fit either despite the fact they’re YA for people who are 21 and have questionable taste in both men and books, but that means they’re not ACTUALLY YA. they’re just YA for adults which is “new adult” or “horny adults can’t give up their shitty YA fantasy books”) (also yes, i am calling myself out here as well)
"you found my discord kitten" I CANT!!!!!!!!!!
That bit about the book...yeah. I kinda rewatched the guardians of gahoole movie the other day. Its not great. Its extremely not great.
Same goes for basically any hunger-games-like except for the hunger games. Those are still really fuckin good.
Like I remember one book the main character had the alias "day" and his real name was "daniel altan wing" and it pissed me off to no end cause it should have been "ying" or something so it made day an acronym. And that alone pissed me off so much I couldn't finish the book. Like imagine having your initials be D.A.Y. that's badass.
Why tf you have to call me out like that
"The stage of grief where you eat nothing but soup"
1:54 Jokes on you, mo'fo. I reread the book. And it is still good as hell. YOU may have had terrible taste in books, but I was a smart child! Unfortunately, that means I am a dumb adult.
BINGE
Imagine if women could take of there pregnancys and either refrigerate them or give their pregnancys to others.
12:40 WELL I WILL NEVER FEEL THAT HAH SUCK IT!
23:09 Cold does not means it has icicles in it what do you mean it hurts your teeth?
23:10 That’s a lie. I prefer ice water to warm, and room temperature is right out. Room temperature water is revolting unless it’s got a flavored electrolyte drink mix in there.
15:54 jokes on you I don’t like chocolate milk because I deeply despise anything with any bitter note at all, or deep richness of the chocolate variety as I also dislike chocolate cake and coffee even when sweetened
10:14
Wait...Wait...
P-PM...
Check ur Tumbler username again
Yeah, if gluttony was actually eating too much, then why do most Christian holidays involve feasts? I mean I know the reason, most are appropriated holidays for much older religions and they usually involved feasting to celebrate seasonal solstices and equinoxes. Humans like to celebrate with yummy food