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alcohol
Me when the when me the when me the when me when the when
It's uhh.. unavailable
FYI welcome to the beginning of the end of days
Where's the God fanfic comment?
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left now" is my favorite line in any vid ever
StarStrike Arts YES I LOVED THAT TOO
9:02
@watermelon• •tree
thank you so dang much
Lol
@@_pyxeled np
[God creating ravens]
G:see that bird? Make it all black
A: okay
G: make it smarter than others
A: ooo
G: Make it Rip out peoples eyes sometimes
A: OH MY-
wait what happened to God's Therapist what happened oh no that's why it got worse
No wonder Ravenclaws are smart
Also make it collect shiney things :3
also make it live like... centuries
HOW DID YOU KNOW
God: Take a stick
Angel: Yes...
God: *_G I V E I T L E G S_*
get stick bugged
I get what it means just legs and I hate it..
@@wolfiadarkangel You hate bugs? Then you gonna love the ones we got here. One is like a Bumblebee but slightly larger, louder and get right into your face, slowly. You first hear it coming, next thing you know it's hovering in front of your face.
@@sigisoltau6073 they mean the stick bug meme ( *i think* )
get stick bugged lol
The best joke
Angel :" God damnt it "
God:"IAM RIGHT HERE"
[God creates chupacabra]
G: Vampire wolves.
A: say what again-
G: *VAMPIRE WOLVES!*
PunLivesMatter ÒwÓ God: And make it target sheeps!
A: What else, do you want his eyes to glow?
G: Oh great idea
A: Damnit
G: Also, make it so no one believes in it
Hunterowl17 5 God: And make sure anyone who can see them are considered crazy.
Khanh Nguyen Angel: you son of a bit-
G: Now let's make a plesiosaur that lives in a tiny loch!
God creating Gordon Ramsay
God: take one of those humans we made.
Angel: okay.
God: now have them be an amazing chef.
Angel: good so far
God: now make them have the temper of a Wolverine in traffic x the rage of a thousand suns.
Angel:ugh... anything else
God: make him really nice to kids
GoldenGate Productions
God: OH, I know! The reason he’s angry is he HATES people being lazy or bad at food, and will rip them to SHREDS if they fail to meet his standards.
Lord Felidae
Angel:... WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?
No one remove this number!!!
They took the sacred number away😭💔😭
Darkener Plays what 69
And make him never finding the lamb sauce
God making Venus fly trap
God:take a flower
Angel:ok...
God:then give it a mouth
Angel:why?
God:so it can eat flies
Angel:wtf
God:also make it eat frogs lolol.
*_A n g l e_*
It A, N, G, E, L not angle like and obtuse and right angle
I always knew that Owen was obtuse
g o t e m
I fixed it are you hapy now.
[God Creating Water]
G: make it clean
A: ok
G: make it clear
A: alright
G: *_and make it wet_*
A: *_wait thats not-_*
I wonder if water is wet. *Time to annoy my twin*
*G A G A G A*
@@squope *_bOi_* 👏
Sans The Skeleton is fire on fire?
Sans The Skeleton ...
God making cockroaches
God: make a small insect with 6 legs
Angel: ok
God: make it dark red and have 2 little antennas
Angel: looking good
God: now give them wings
Angel: wha
God: and let them have the ability to live without a head for weeks!
Angel: wtf
God: AND MAKE THEM SCARE THE HECK OUT OF HUMANS!
God: make the humans believe they are invincible
Angel: *quietly* why am I still here
Me who’s touched one:puny mortal
God making turtles
God: you remember the lizards?
Angel: yes?
God: put a seashell on top of it
Angel: ok?
God: now give them flippers
Angel: we only had enough for a few of them
God: fine give some of them weird little elephant feet
Angel: .....ok
God: now make them eat the evil bags!
Angel: finally a useful animal
Correction :
God :make them eat also the other bags in the ocean which will let them die a slow and horrible death
Angel:W....WHY?
Hhh
@@riciw8915 ah yes. I understand.
God:Also give them a show where they turn in to ninjas
God: also also, have them be able to suck themselves into said seashells when scared
8:45 - Of the creatures who will parish with the oncoming death of the universe, we will miss anglerfish the least.
God creating the honey badger:
G: make it black and white
A: alright.
G: And make it have small ears and tail.
A: ok.....
G: Also make it hate everything it sees.
A: Wait...what?
Charles Triplett
G: Make it apart of the weasel family too but no one knows it is
Charles Triplett
G: also make a human that makes a song with those two colors in it
A: why
G:because.
[God making shrimp]
G: tentacle..
A: what??
G: a tiny pink tentacle..
A: *what??*
Are you lost?
Well this is weird
God creating the pistol shrimp
G: so you know shrimps
A: yeah
G: give it a gun
A: (SCREAMING)
Why doesn't this have more likes
God Creating mantis shrimp:
God: get a shrimp.
Angel: kay.
God: give it a gun
Angel: but we already have the pistol shrimp-
God: fiiine...
Angel: phew
God: give it the ability to punch with the force of a gun.
Angel: WHY-
Kinda related to- oh god someone made mine
Why does god sound like God is Homer Simpson? 10:31
making bald eagles:
G: So take hawks.
A: Ok.
G: Name them bald.
A: A-Are they bald?
G: No. They just have white heads.
A: Oh, ok.
G: Make it have a white tail too.
A: Ok.
G: Make it have the owl neck, and also white wing tips.
A: Oh, it’s kinda cute.
G: Make it *big.*
A: Anything else?
G: Make a different version that is a bit more big and gold.
A: Why?
G: I don’t know.
G: Oh! And make the bald one America’s favorite bird because Benjamin Franklin was wrong about the turkey thing.
The end made me cry. 😭
(When the angel rebels)
G: haha that’s cute
*angel becomes satin*
"God creating owls"
G: remember the time I made penguins
A: yes
G: and the vultures
A: why?
G: let's mix em
A:ok
G: make it look like it has no neck but it does
A: wha-
G: but have big eyes
A: that's too mu-
G: and its neck turns 360°
A: [himself] why must I help him make things
G:WHAT WAS THAT?
A:n-nothing sir (talks to himself: sir bitch-a-lot)
@@buddzzbuddy7167 G:I AM STANDING RIGHT HERE
A:I DON'T CARE NO MORE!!
I AM TIRED OF YOUR INSANITY!
@@buddzzbuddy7167 WTF LOOK AT IT ITS SO CUTE LOOK AT THIS OWL
(God creates a Suriname toad.)
God: Let’s have a jumping pancake and it’s babies are mini versions of it and have it stick out of the mother’s back!
Here's my submission for this
God Creating Red-Pandas
God: Remember that cow bear we made?
Angel: Yeah, what about it?
God: Make it as small as a fox
Angel: Foxes are cute
God: Then make it have varying colors of red
Angel: That's not a natural color...
God: Shut it.
Angel: Okay...
God: Now make humans make a anime about it
Angel: Excuse me what?..
God: Do it.
Angel: Okay then, jeez..
When your Christian but still laughing you ass of at this:
(Fun fact:I found out I’m not Christian anymore)
bro who wouldn't
Yep
Im an atheist and I still laugh at it lol
I’m Jewish and I’m laughing… why wouldn’t you laugh at this?? No ones insulting Yeshua or God here, theres no need for this comment.
@@avesoe exactly
God making hamsters
G: remember mice?
A: Yes?
G: make it like a.. nugget!
A: ok?
G: AND MAKE IT EATS IT BABIES
A: WHAT THE FU-
32:59 we need art of this. The angel and god peeping at Mother Nature in a swimsuit
@Chase Vaccaro bo
*BONK* double BONK for u
I... May have a friend who can do that....
Hmmm...
That might not be a really good idea, but im the one who decides so, its up to you bruv.
God uses angel as a scapegoat when caught
"God creating blue dragon sea snail"
God: you know snails?
Owen:OH no...
G:make it a size of human thumb nail
O:i dont like where this is going
G:give it like four pseudo limbs
O:anything else? Poison maybe?
G: make it eat giant immortal organless jellies i made a week ago, like about a size of human
O:that wierd...but okay
G:and you know Chimera i made people believe in?
O:...dont you dare...
G:make it so this slug can literally steal body parts from it prey and use them like it own!
O: DUDE YOU TOOK LUCIFER DRUGS AGAIN DIDNT YOU
*Lucifier climbing back to heaven*
Lucifier: has anyone seen my dru~WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOMINATION!?
Chimera ants?
....
yes....
Ah Beautful
I don’t follow with the last six sentences
I have never heard of this thing until now.
7:51 Axolotls are normally brown and most tongueless animals have vacuum mouths.
God making Covid-19:
G: You know those viruses that we made before
A: Yeahh..?
G: I like it let's do it again!
no satan did it
@@camryn866 God went on a holiday and then gave Satan the role of making things
@@arandomduckwithinternet.8412
G: hey ima go on vacation can you take over
S: really?
G: just dont do anything that bad
S: okay.........
@@thefatcat1366 lol 😂 God is so mad XD
WHY IS THE END MAKING ME CRY 😭😭😭😩
God making spiders
God: “make it tiny “
Angel: “ok”
God: “now add 8 legs”
Angel: “ok? I don’t see this going we-“
God: “and make its butt sticky and use it as it’s home”
Angel: *just one more year and I can retire*
God: also I'm stopping time for another 15 years so we can work on the deep sea creatures can't have an ocean thats peaceful and friendly can we?
I wonder where an angel would go to retire?
@@iwantyourgrandmayumyum1429 well Satan when he retired went to hell
@@Nezha_Main Ha, yeah, that makes sense. I guess I was imagining an angel like Aziraphale from Good Omens, who would retire to a bookshop and eat sushi and crêpes.
God: "Oh, also add fangs to many of it's species that secrate a strong venom able to take down a full grown human"
Angel: "...WHY?!"
“I’m starting to see why Lucifer left-“ BRO THIS IS A “IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW” MOMENT BUT ITS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HECK
when the devil says someplace has suffered enough
*IT HAS SUFFRED ENOUGH*
This was so good I listened to it twice in one sitting. 😌👂
That's right I sat here for two hours just soaking it all in and now I'm tempted to make it three. Because when you find something this good, it makes you feel great 🧐🥛🍪👍
21:52 When Finland is in a “Most Forgettable Country” competition and its opponent is Estonia:
_It baffles me that in the age of the internet, where more information is available to more people than ever before, there's still people that believe that birds have backwards knees and squids only have one eye._
As a person from Vietnam i can confirm this is true
Chemilians:
G: take a lizard
A: ok
G: make it green
A: ok
G: now make it purple
A: wha-
G: now make it brown
A: MAKE UP YOUR MIND
G: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKE IT CHANGE COLORS
A: ok
G: and make its eyes weird
A: ...
Bonus: anoles
G: ok so take the camilian and make it smaller
A: ok
G: now remove the weird eyes
A: ok this is turning out good
G: NOW GIVE IT A DETACHABLE TAIL
A: ok then
G: that's it
A: ok then that's actually not that bad
Not me crying at the end of this...
31:30 - Yo Aggretsuko season 4 was bomb. It's a lot better than I initially anticipated.
The ending hits hard f memory but thank goodness for memories
God making moths:
Take a butterfly
“Ok“
Make it gray.
“Why? Okay..“
Now make it obsessed with light
“Mhmm..“
MAKE IT EAT YOUR CLOTHES
“why do I even bother.“
18:55 they forgot to say that everyone keeps on forgetting them off maps and continue to mistake them as Australia to this day
God creating frogs:
A: So... sir, what's next?
G: Hmm... I don't know... Imagine a fish.
A: Ok, going grea-
G: Wait. Now, the fish has 4 legs.
A: Are we talking about the same animal?
G: OF COURSE. And it can breath under or out of the water.
A: At least it cannot kil-
G: And give some of them one of the strongest poison in earth.
A: ...
3:47
“And then in the sequel, yeet the father as well”
59 Mins long
No ads, RESPECT
This comment made me realize that I've been watching for 34 minutes, without commenting the length of the video
@@viljar_5339 lol
Perlex RESPECT
That probably means this creator isn't making much money from this, y'know?
😂
(God when he creates giraffes)
God: hey you know that brontosaurus?
Angel: yeah?
God: make a horse version.
Angel: what
I got it
G:remember the brontosaurus
A:Yeah what about it?
G:make it a horse
A:the fuck
G:now throw the 80s on it
A:What the hell are the 80s
[GOD CREATING RUclips]
G: Okay, I’m bored with animals now.
A: Whew. It was getting to be too much.
G: I want to make something for the humans.
A: Okay....?
G: So they should be able to watch lots of videos on this... website I could call it.
A: Normal so far
G: Lots of different types of videos. And let them upload their own, too.
A: Sounds quite fun-
G: And make this be the reason why they do illegal things, poison themselves with laundry pods, and make idiots famous.
A: WHAT THE-
Underated comment 😂😂
ꨄ Katie Sakura ꨄ
G: and make them make videos of these conversations we are having
A: how the fuck
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 Bootiful
G:and take most of ther money
G: and make humans dumber to make it more fun to watch!
A: well ok...........
(God making cheetahs)
God: Ok so take a cat...
Angel: Got that.
God: make it big!
angel: I don’t like where this is going…
God: give it pretty spots!
Angel: not as bad as I tho-
God: *make it speed*
MAKE. IT .SPEED!!!! (Edit) wow... my reply got highlighted... cool!
So big boy spotted Lightning McQueen cats?
suicune boy 15 exactly
@@slug4301 and lemme guess... it's aggressive and carnivorous?
suicune boy 15, yes, but its nice to baby speed bois
Satan creating Phoenixes:
Satan: You know those hawks god created last week?
Demon: Yeah?
Satan: Set it on fire.
God calls Satan: I LIKE YOUR IDEA! BUT also....make it explode in a violent explosion when it dies!!!!!!! AND THEN IT REVIVES!!!!!
Angel: WHAT?!
Satan: YES!! DO IT!!!!!
Demon: YEA HELL YES !!!!!
Angel: ..... I'm actually ok with this
I love this 😂
*Satan
It's Satan
Satin is a fabric
God creating honey badgers
God: So you know skunks right?
Angel: Yeah?
God: Now make it so it has beef with everything that has a heartbeat.
Angel: What?
God: Did I stutter?
I think you mean “make it animal doom slayer except instead of killing demons it IS THE DEMON A.”
Angel attempts to say f word
Demons: *Carefully, he's a hero*
Sasuke why...why are you-? never mind
69 likes. Nice.
@@NoMic_RUclips it's up to 420 now. You're welcome.
No you are
God making Australia:
God: So take a big island...
Angel: okay, pretty nor-
God: now set it on fire
Angel: WHAT THE FU-
Ooof 🤭
* Australians join chat *
I heard that, you wanker!
God bless the land
💀💀
Well this was a good one cuz it happened apparently
Oh GO-
It sucks.....because...
I live in....
DANGER NOODLE LAND
I live in Drunk potato land. So many drunkards...
At least satan had mercy on you and didn’t put the lava there
GIMME ALL OF THEEMMMMM
O god be careful
Oof
**God making the mantis shrimp**
God: So you know that one show where the guy beats everyone with one punch?
Angel: Yeah?
G: That but a shrimp.
A: W-what?
G: *ONE PUNCH SHRIMP*
G: Also give them sextuple vision and a different type that instead of punching has sword hands.
A: How will any of that work
G: If you question me one more time I will cut your pay
A: Sir you don’t pay me, also money doesn’t exist yet
It all started with a lil kitten
And it grew into a mighty lion, proud and strong, yet warm and gentle.
We're almost there:
Kitten on a stair
Lime and a pear
Lipstick on a pear
Wizard at a fair
God and his lair
@@ClamS3N SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!
Fedora hue
Vincent Ros2 l
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left"
Me: hold up
Same 😂
**Le sigh**
Lol
I read this as soon as I heard it in the video
That means...
I love how the order kinda tells a story through the sound of their voices, with God getting progressively higher and the angel getting progressively drunker.
OG angel quits, and drunken god gets a new one to do this.
@BringbackKotorDisney And so the cycle begins anew.
[god making axolotls]
g: so take a lizard.
a: ok nothing off so far.
g: give them six little antenna's on the side of their head.
a: here we go....
g: and make them live only in water and their see through as babies.
a: oh, this is an interesting mix i guess.
G: now give them Deadpool level regeneration!
A: how am I suppos-
G: This way they can eat their own limbs!!!
I’ve always found it funny that a horse with a horn doesn’t exist, but a Big yellow horse with brown spots, a blue tongue, and a crazy neck does.
By the logic of evolution, horses being herbivores males it so the horn would only be used as deer's horns, to intimidate and find a partner, while the giraffe got the neck because in the habitat they habited there were tall trees, making them evolve with long necks and legs, I know it's a joke btw
@@joseluisborreroaledo7283 bro shut up you ruined the joke
@@kronazmusic5497 he knows that it's a joke, why are you being aggressive
@@CheddarCheeseRebirthed he ruined the joke by explaining it
@@kronazmusic5497 yeah but there's no need to be aggressive bro
God creating ferrets:
God: Take a cat and a snake
Angel: Okay
God: Combine them
Angel: Alright
God: AND MAKE THEM STEAL STUFF
Angel: WHY
yayos It should be
God: Take a cat and a death noodle
Make them walcc
G: And make them really easy to clog. Like, if it eats something that should be harmless, like a large crumb, it will die.
A: WHY?
G: Cause why not!!
A: *screams*
God: AND MAKE THEM SUPER FUCKING VICIOUS!
Angel: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?
And Walcc
I love that God sounds like he has a drinking problem and just made things out of boredom
A 59 min video of God creates without ads
Carefully, he's a hero
ps. now it has ads ╥﹏╥
Because that's what heroes do
not all heros wear capes
Don't drop him
and downloadable boii now we got the real god
@@skribblet. i subbed and turned bell
God: Okay, take a slug.
Angel: Alright.
God: *Put a rock on it's back.*
A: why would you-
G: also the rock is hollow and it lives in the rock
@@genericyoutubecommenter589 lol
@extrez lol
"and make sure it sounds like a cat in a tv show about a sponge"
@@imerisnoteris s:no
A: Sir you forgot something!
G: What is it?
A: The sea bunnies dont have any way to breathe!
G: Oh for the love of- Y'know what. Just give em butt lungs.
LMAOO I WAS DYING FROM THIS THOO
Wait what animal is this
God creating anteaters:
God: take this bear and make it small
Angel: Ok
God: then make its face really long
Angel: Ok?
God: and then give it claws that can kill jaguars
Angel: *distant screeching*
(God creating armadillos)
G: Tactical assault possums
A: What
G: *I SAID TACTICAL ASSAULT POSSUMS*
And give leprosy to those who eat it
lol
@@Goldenrod6901
I am offended, raptor draws
I like the new nickname
@@toothpasteeater4145 So maybe don't get eaten? It's a pretty simple solution, and works for both sides, you silly tactical assault possum!
(Making allergies)
God: remember the humans
Angel: yeah
God: Ok so select a few of them...
Angel: ok so far so good
God: and make it so that whenever they touch random things or eat random foods they suffocate and die! :)
Angel:
God: WHATCHA WAITING FOR GO
*Angel Left The Game*
*Angel Left The Chat*
Me when I touch dogs or cats
Animals can have allergies. For example: my dog is allergic to human dander.
@@ghostnebula8805 ok
[God creates OCs]
God: Okay, give the people the power of art.
Angel: Okay, that sounds great.
God: Now, give them the power of life within their art.
Angel: What? You do realize we can't stop them of what or who they create.
God: Exactly.
Angel: Why would you still allow them?
God: Cause at this point, they will hate reality.
God: and make some be super overpowered
Angel: God, You do realize what you are crea-
God: Did I Stutter?
In my country ocs means Omul cu Șobolani,basicly a man with rats
What's an OC?
Original character. A character you created
[God Creating Cows]
G: Take a horse.
A: Okay.
G: Make it brown and white.
A: Uh okay-
G: And make it 2x bigger than a horse.
A: *WHAT THE HELL?!*
G; AND MAKE IT DELICIOUS!
God creating germs and viruses:
G: *lip shmacc* mini death bugs
A: wha-
G: *MINI. DEATH. BUGS.*
A: o-ok...
TUXEDO BIRDS VS. MINI DEATH BUGS
WHO WILL WIN?!
Why does it spell out Gaga... kinda like it tho
@69
Oh flip a pancake
God making coranavirus
God: remember the cold virus
Angel:yes
God:make it deadlier
Angel:ok
God:make it look like a blob with long bristles
Angel:what is wrong with you
A: I see why Lucifer left-
G: WHAT WAS THAT-
A: NOTHING
TheGame Playz I agree with Lucifer’s decision
Ghost Lavender same
Lol
XD
WHAT WAS THAT?
*God creating cactus*
G:make a cute Plant.
A:sure!
G: make Most of people love it .
A:that sounds fi-
G:and make it have spikes And too hard to find!
A:do you have to ruin everything!!
Edit:Wow 270 likes thats the most i'v ever got.thanks alot! Now cactus fór all thé nice people 🌵🌵🌵
not in Florida is it hard to find >:D
I approve
caroline the cat lol
@@TheONLYFeli0 I have a pet cactus actually. It's a Xmas cactus so it's not sharp at all
caroline the cat not that hard to find?
I love how Satan treats his intern better than God does lol
I left fot a reason buddy
Nate Harris Assuming they switched roles there 😂
That why hes better
DemonicWeeb AMV ikr
Trigger warning kankri
God makes teddy bears:
G: Take a bear
A: ok
G: make it small and lovable
A: aw, finally something cute and normal
G: now take out its organs and replace it with fluff.
A: *dials therapist* Send help
Proto Playz but didn’t humans create the teddy beer
GAGAGA lmao
LOL!!!! LMAOOOOO
@@Angel-zz6it Who do you think gave Humans the idea?
MaxZaps Gaming idk
God making dogs
G: Get a wolf.
A: Here it comes...
G: Make it less evil.
A: Oh, this ain't bad actually!
G: Make humans enslave them.
A: There it is.
G: And make it eat it's own throw up.
A: *_Son of a BIT-_*
A bitch is a female dog...
IRONY
And it’s poop and literally everything’s poop
G: Give it the tendency to bury it's face in the colon of any and all living creatures!
A: ...u-uh... S-sir?! Why d-
G: DON'T QUESTION ME OR MY METHODS!!
that was my dog (before the great flea infestation when we had to give her away we also live in an apartment so we don't have a back yard)
@@calmandcollecting9841 it also means pregnant female dog
I like how not even 10 minutes into the video God just starts sounding drunk out of his mind and the Angel is so done with his shit lmao
God creating 2020
G: Hey I'll be on holiday
A: Ok
G: So Devil will be in charge
A: Ok... WAIT WHAT!?
D: *YES YES YES!!!*
and then when god came back
D: desctruction! domination! yes yes yes
God:comes back
Devil:why do I here boss music?
Devil: ok let's get started! First off, deadly deisese called corona-virus. Ok?
A: WHAT NO
D: I'm. In. Charge.
A: oh shi- this is gonna be bad.
@@kitkatbreaker1270 G: WHAT THE F*CK, SATAN!?!? I TOLD YOU TO BE REASONABLE WITH THE HELL YEAR!!!! **sigh** I’ll take the carrot out of office to make sure the world doesn’t burn since he CLEARLY doesn’t care about the DEADLY VIRUS YOU MADE!!!!
@@GachaLifeGirl D: oh ya about that,he's not willing to leave office
God creating Florida:
God: Okay, we need a new state for the U.S.
Angel: *Sigh*
God: Make it have lots of sunshine.
Angel: Got it.
God: BEAUTIFUL beaches.
Angel: Oh, wow.
God: And a really fun amusement park.
Angel: This seems kind of ni-
God: Now make it humid and rain all the time, but when it's not raining, it is a giant oven.
Angel: BUT WHY-
God: And everyone from there is crazy.
Angel: *Inhale*
As being someone from Florida, this is so accurate that it hurts.
Hannah Brown Yeah it is pretty accurate
This....is so accurate...so true
Now I know why Flamingo is like that
When u say crazy u mean all of the serial killers right
God making me:
God - Take a human.
Angel - Ok?
God - Give him a _slightly_ higher intellect.
Angel - Umm... why?
God - Now give him narcissism and make him feel worthless at the same time.
Angel - ...what.
God - Now make him watch us creating things almost daily.
Angel - WHAT NO OUR PRIVACY
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*_do you mean me_*
Astrum OS me all the way
M O O D
This is still- still me
"Bartleby!? Can you convince a ferret to fsck a possum?!"
I'm so happy I was already on the toilet when my phone shouted this one out...
God creating fireflies:
God: So you know flies?
Angel: Yeah...
God: Put a light bulb on it's ass.
Angel: what
God: *FLYING LIGHTBULB*
God : And also make it dangerous to eat!
Angel : what the fuck
God: Also make sure they have imposters that eat each other.
@@behemoth6940 that's your opinion.
@@behemoth6940 I can't be sure if you're talking about my joke or the first reply but either way swearing isn't something that can ruin a joke. Unless it's too excessive.
@@behemoth6940 swearing doesn't ruin the joke but it makes it even MORE funny bc Angels and God don't swear (if you believe in them)
[God making armadillos]
God: Tactical Assault Possums
Owen: What-
God: *DID I STUTTER?*
Owen: (sigh) fine Sir.
Amazing
@@YeOWest xD
@Isaac Garcia y e s
@@D3F. I’m an agel
Angel
I just realized how similar Plankton and drunk/tired God sound
God making anglerfish:
"Hey remember that glowstick I made?"
"Yea-"
"Shove it in a fishes brain"
"Anthing *ELSE....?"*
"aha.... AHHAA.... AND 1000000 TEETH IN IT AND MAKE IT A LIVING NIGHTMARE"
"Whispers: *smh* your the real living nightmare"
And make it big. Like the size of a car. Yeah..
@@tylerschenk4043 most of them are like. The size of a soccer ball
Hahaha
@Kyran Short It's a summer job.
“Anything else?”
“Make the males attach themselves to the females and die of starvation because they can’t do anything.”
“You sick fu-“
i am never going to stop thinking of snakes as danger noodles and penguins as tuxedo birds now lol
edit: yay thanks for likes
I will now only refer to penguins as tuxedo birds.
I love danger noodles
i want to like so badly but its 69 T-T
FFS
Snakes are adorable.
Im sorry but b4 i had even watched this video for the first time
Snakes=danger noodle
Raccoon=trash panda
Penguin=tuxedo birds
And now after watching
Panda=cow bear
Did i f#cking stutter take it a cow and make it a bear
God creating War
G: hmmm
A: what's up god?
G: I'm worried that the humans will get bored eventually, so I think im gonna create an activity for them.... just need to find out what... ooo I know, you know those countries and nations I created.
A: Yeah?
G: Every century or so make everyone play a game where they harm eachother with weapons that gradually get more sophisticated and dangerous as time continues
A: Huh? NO ONES GONNA WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME IF IT COULD RESULT IN THE EXTINCTION OF THE ENTIRE SPECIES
G: That's a good point angel, I should fix that
A: wait no don-
G: AHA GOT IT, everytime the game is about to start, put the humans in a position where if they don't play they could lose everything anyway.
A: You know considering you created jesus with the soul purpose of saving the humans sins you seem to hate them alot ;-;
(God making sea urchin)
G: so you remember hedgehogs?
A:**looong sigh** yes
G: how about we make a underwater one?
A: and it doesnt have legs and the only way of Them to move is the waves?
G: i see you now understand me c:
God Creating America
G: Just leave this one up to the humans.
Oh dear
Well at least now he knows he can't trust humans to do anything. I mean, look at the Earth.
Gamer Girl for real 😂
Werrywit and it was fucking terrible
MANY YEARS LATER
God: "Drugs and violence. Yep."
God creating Dragon’s Blood tree:
G: take a tree
A: ok.
G: Put it in Africa.
A: Anything else?
G: Make it bleed.
A: WHY?
G: Give me your entire stock.
CAUSE I SAID SO
"Remember the tuxedo birds?"
"Oh great..."
"HAVE THEM RULE THE LAND!"
I agree
@Wesley Maxfield because I am everywhere
@@Momo_Kawashima ah yes, the Short Tempered Gunner of the Pz.38(t)/Hetzer that cant aim for shit
@@Kurukurumii SHUT UP
@@Momo_Kawashima n a h M o m o - c h a n
@@Kurukurumii DON'T CALL ME MOMO-CHAN
God making sloths:
God: take a monkey.
Angel: alright.
God: make it have a cute round face.
Angel: okay cute…
God: give it lots of fur.
Angel: Sounds like the cutest one yet!
God: *Make it so lazy it grows algae on its fur and has murder claws*
Angel: of course…
I feel like this is actually what God was like when he made earth. It just makes more sense
Tuxedo birds
And the mother nature in a bikini sounds like him if this is true
*God inventing farts*
God: "what if they randomly made really foul odors for no reason sometimes?"
Angel: "couldn't they hold it in?"
God: "ooh yeah but make that painful"
"god has a plan"
NO THE FRICK HE DOES NOT.
*On a peaceful evening, God sits on his cloudy throne with solace. Ever since Bartleby and Owen left to create for themselves on Earth, he's felt a little lonely, not to mention bored. With tears in his eyes, he looked at a little photograph on a small table containing himself and his two traumatized Angels, with Bartleby nervously waving to the camera with his eyes closed and Owen sneering next to him as God holds them close. He sighs and asks himself, "What if I just hire another guy?" But he trashes that idea, feeling a little too out of it to find another apprentice. Suddenly, he decides to just create a little sandbox to screw around in. Perhaps he could even call it a "sister project," or something like that. Just as he's about to make said side project, he trips over a little bump in the clouds and falls on his face. Luckily, the clouds are so soft that his celestial face is completely unharmed, but he's still a little annoyed, uttering a mumbly "Me dammit."*
*He gets up, unnecessarily rubbing his uninjured forehead, and he notices the bump is actually a slender and scaly thing.* "What the frick," *God asks, reaching out to the scaly thing. Suddenly, a huge snake springs from the clouds, horribly hissing,* "HOWDY MATE!!" *It's the Serpent! Err, wait, or is it Lucifer in his snake form? Eeehh, it's too confusing.* "Um... Hi," *God asks, a little confused,* "what the heck are you doing here? And how can you talk? I didn't give you the ability to speak! Err, well, *Owen* didn't give you talking abilities, I mean." "Well, why not," *the Serpent replies,* "I mean, I've been bored outta my fuckin' melon ever since I messed with that hot, naked chick way back then. What was her name again, Eva?"
*Although God is a little annoyed with the Serpent, he kinda likes the cut of his moxy.* "I like the cut of your moxy, Serpent," *God said. See? I told you. You probably thought I was lying.* "I don't have any assistants or Angels to pitch ideas with at the moment, so I'm thinking, how about you and I create some stuff in the meantime?" "Uuuuhhh, I would, but, uh, I dunno how t'do dat," *the Serpent laments. God shrugs and snaps his fingers, and a strange, inexplicable, "powerful" feeling surges up the Serpent's spine.* "HOLY CRAPABBLES," *the Serpent exclaims,* "THAT WAS AWESOME!" "You ready to create some stuff now," *God asks, smirking with a raised eyebrow. The Serpent gives a humble salute and pulls out a pen and paper.*
God: Okay, take a human."
Angel: "Okay . . seems normal so far."
God: "Now, name him . . Markus Persson, but he'll be known as Notch"
Angel: "A little weird, but okay."
God: "Now . . have him make a game called . . Minecraft, and everyone LOVES it."
Angel: "Wh- . . how is a VIDEO GAME gonna impact anything?!"
God: "You'll see . . !"
Make everyone hate it for like, 5 years.
Why?
Then everyone loves it so much that they tell 9 year olds who play another game which I'll call Fortnite to kill themselves.
*screaming*
G: oh and make the creator racist!
@@Hanarchy23 ?
Ford F-150 bad take
@@Hanarchy23 please...dont make me uninstall minecraft from my phone, please, dont tell me nothing is racist. No..dont ruin my childhood for me.
I’m super sad there was no Germany in there 😆
Like:
G: make a country.
A: got it.
G:make them really smart, effective, great engineers and make them looove beer.
A. sO far pretty good
G: make their customs and Food kinda weird. And Stick ‘em Right in the middle of Europe.
A: That’s the nicest one u made so far!
G: Let satan design their Language and one of their Leaders
A WHYYYYY?!
S: oooooh i waited for this *rubbing hands*
XDDDD
YESDS
Wasn't he the son of satin
How did u find my private conversation with god
Fabian Glathe I’m subbing to you now
"Why the blades?"
"Cats have claws already, and their kids should too."
What was I expecting when he brought up Brazil? and how did he perfectly summarize what the stereotype here is? Anyways so the war between how to spell cookie has been settled, if it has no filling/frosting it's called "Bolacha" and if it has filling/frosting it is called "Biscoito"
(God making narwals)
G: remember that unicorn?
A: oh god no--
G: make it a whale!
A: But-
G: Unicorn Whale!
G: and give it a really catchy song
A: God Da**it
@mineta-free Vibes “CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME”
(Think that was the correct lyrics, I haven’t heard the song in a while)
G: and make its SMOLL
That memory thing got me crying
Wtf i came here to laugh!
Good ending tho
Here here!
That was a good series, real good. Maybe even the best.
Yo
Same here, same here.
God creating dogs:
G: what do you have there?
A: oh its a cute furry animal that barks
G: there cute, put them on earth
A: but the dinosa-
G: *NUKE EM*
I love this
@@felixsunfinishedstarbucks3455 agreed lol
but your pfp...
I see u read aog on WEBTOON
NUKE THE LIZARDS
God: "I learned my lesson after Danger Noodle Land."
Narrator: "Little did the intern know, he had *not* learned his lesson."
God making geckos:
G: alright remember the lizards
A: yeah...
G: put tiny pieces of Velcro on their feet
A: that makes no sense
G: oh and also get rid of their eyelids
A: that makes even less sense
G: but make them lick their eyes to clean them. Trust me it’ll be adorable
A: oh wow. That is adorable. What was the point of making them have Velcro toes tho
G: so they can do the eye thing upside down
A: ...