"crimes and punishment" somehow out of all of the mispronunciations in these videos this one is the one that drives me to wrath. please evaporate and become part of the earth's water cycle
Lurker’s unprompted observation about each site that’s not video-based: Twitter- hellsite (derogatory) Tumblr- hellsite (affectionate) Facebook- site that’s in hell (dead) Pinterest- hell, that’s a site? (confusion)
The twist is the coffin maker was already immortal. He’s been making coffins for centuries. The vampires just never noticed because they have a terrible sense of time and the coffins were so good they never had to walk in his store twice.
"Fanart is not real art." Half of all Van Gogh's work is fanart of flowers and his hometown. 90% of all rennaissance Great Masters art is either Bible fanart or Greek Mythology fanart, with the other 10% being commissioned portraits. Famous artist Andy Warhol's most famous and recognizable painting is A F**KING CAN OF CAMPBELLS TOMATO SOUP RENDERED FOUR TIMES IN FOUR COLOR COMBINATIONS. And you are telling me, with a straight face, Fanart is not art.
Fanart, if you think about it, is all art really. Something that comes from your head? Imagination fanart! Something that is in nature? Nature fanart! :)
@@galaxythedragonshifter Art for a game as an unlockable is fan art made by an in-house artist. Also, shoutout to games that gives you art and other unlockables for doing certain things/completing certain Quests/beating the game.
8:00 We learned not to let stories happen in florida after we had Dexter and Stone Ocean take place there. Florida as a setting is the "cursed indian burial grounds" of fiction.
@@hamontequila1104 I should of specified beforehand. It is not cursed because the story ends up bad. It is cursed because awful things happen when a story takes place there. Gravity falls, amphibia, etc has some crazy things happen, but they have relatively happy endings. In florida, a story that happens there can result in permanent awful effects, like a lot of people dying, or the resetting of the entire universe.
6:00 yeah, it was bad because 'cold' doesn't mean below freezing. So justice should be served frozen. If justice was served boiling, it would be justgas. Any other temperature and it's justwater.
>You can't make yourself the protagonist if you're a background character. However, you can become the antagonist if you fuck enough shit up. LITERALLY THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL HAS A CHARACTER ARC OF THIS AND IT HAS META ASPECTS TOO IT'S THE PERFECT DECONSTRUCTION
14:03... do you mean, the Bone Wars? That time that 2 archeologists absolutely HATED each other, and raced to discover more dino skeletons/ species than the other?
@@bababooey5402sorry I’m so late lol but WLW (i.e. Women Loving Women) is very prevalent in the Portal fandom. they REALLY like headcanoning GLaDOS and Chell as lesbians, usually crushing on each other. (To be fair, it is pretty cute.) I don’t know anything about Stanley Parable, but I’d guess that there are two male characters that the fandom really likes together.
@@justa_randomfailure6250 Yea, the scientist that created the animal fusions on the island said that to Juni and Carmen when talking about said fusions, comparing himself to God in this instance.
Oh my gosh. I hadn’t noticed it before. The voice he does that has a deep, flamboyant sound to it *does* resemble Mettaton’s voice. I really hope he sees your comment, Noah. I think he would love it.
@@ccc4964 From what I remember, and I'm not too familiar with this meme either, there was a popular webcomic(the name was a keyboard shortcut, ctrl+alt+del maybe), and one of the posts(or pages, i don't know the term) titled "Loss" made in it in which one of the main character's wife has a miscarriage and said main character rushes to the hospital to see her. It had an overall sad tone, but for some reason it just kept getting shared and edited as somewhat of a joke(I think the tone was unusual for the comic or something?). It was shared so much that it got to the point where just posting a picture of the outlines of the comic sections became funny, which is where the meme came from.
Wow I've been here on time for so many videos recently- Amazing as always Edit: OKAY SO THE NEURODIVERGENT IS SO ACCURATE THO AND EXPLAINS SO MUCH BECAUSE I'LL BE TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEN GO "OH YEA THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME I DID SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WHAT WE WERE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT" AND MY FRIENDS STARE AT ME LIKE "What? What mental journey did your brain just make in the 0.2 seconds you took to make this topic change?"
Yep, me too, and other times I'll be stuck three or four topics behind everyone else and have to decide whether to try to drag everyone back or let something go that I feel strongly about because everyone else moved on 15 - 20 minutes ago. I usually go with the latter, but it hurts.
20:06 as someone who's autistic the way I would look in the general direction of my former lovers WAS the kubrick stare and I didn't realize it until I came across this post
Morbius flopped during it’s second run in theaters, so I’d say we are safe from the hell that would have become our lives if it had succeeded. We prevented that evil at least, a small victory to keep our spirits high
4:18 yes puki that is how you fall asleep. What do you think most people just lay down, close their eyes, and be like “ima sleep now” and just conk out?
13:42 "Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about smelling than you do pal, *because he invented it!* Then he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of sniffing!" -Soldier (Rip Rick May)
It's a horrid and lovely fandom that I want to delete from existence for it's horrid actions but also look through a lot of it's beautiful creations first So, yeah. Undertale.
@@connormcconnell7805 This I believe is the best fit. If you give zero shits about the story, avoiding the fandom is best unless you *are* going through the hardest challenges, like FNAF 2's 10/20 or UCN's 50/20. If you want the story, your best bet is actively *focusing* on the story, because 9 times out of 10, someone in it made a very condensed and understandable recap so you have no need to painstakingly comb the games for crumbs of lore. It's perfect.
7:49 Well you see, this will be the inevitable mega crossover fanfiction. In which Dipper struggles to fight an alligator to show off to his new friends, Luz and Anne, who have traveled the multiverse. Anne is able to tame the gator before Dipper can kill it, and Dipper is very salty about this. So the four of them go off to Disney World for a day, trying to use the sheer horror of It's a Small Word to distract them from the gator and instead they all slowly go insane. Suddenly, Luz wakes up and realizes the whole thing was a dream. She goes downstairs, and Eda yells "HEY KID! WANNA HEAR A STORY ABOUT MY EX HUSBAND STAN?" Luz goes back upstairs.
19:39 I want an anime about this, the main character is just the baker minding his own business and wanting to live a slow, peaceful life with its demon lord level power.
3:15 one of my biggest mistakes when I first started writing was to study tropes specifically to avoid using them. Like, that’s literally impossible to do. Thankfully, it meant that I learned a lot about tropes, and eventually realized that there are some good tropes, but it’s like trying to cook with no ingredients. Now everything I write is just some variation of found family
7:56 Florida is where Scp Containment Breach happens. That’s why they have big red alligators, angry white guys and Radical Larry, they’re all from Florida.
1:26 "It's totally platonic" Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward- 8:00 I'm gonna make one that happens in Florida, it'll never beat Gravity Falls or Owl House but I can try. Kidding, I'm never gonna do that
17:26 that reference tragically flew under the radar, something that the Jaeger pilots wish the suits could, but being the height of a Tokyo high-rise makes that hard. For reference, please view “Pacific Rim”. It’s on prime video
The Eldrich horror bit reminded me of a scene in a recent Laundry files novel. A British supermarket was using its automated butcher shop and advanced 3d meat printer to basically shove homeless people, pensioners, and any employee below management in one side, and using them to print up food for the public and ground meat zombies stuffed into morph suits, but when the security force was sent in to shut them down the commander had the best line "Okay we are going in and the stuff your gonna see is pretty nasty. Just remember most of the enemy aren’t human any more and your company health plan covers therapy”
Okay I'm going to run through a rough draft of the vampire coffin maker running title love of the coffin maker. The story starts off with our vampire protag. her complaining to her werewolf friend who is gay and has a boyfriend, about her coffin breaking and her having to customize it by herself. the werewolf friend has actually heard of a coffin maker who doesn't ask questions, who will put in whatever the customer asked in the coffin. Our vampire protag can't believe what she's hearing. so she gets the information and see heads to the coffin maker. when she arrives she is stunned by the beauty of the carpenter, our Carpenter is a Butch girl with short red hair and green eyes. she's tall (vampire protags about 5'5 while the Butch Carpenter would be about 6'4) and it's love at first sight for the vampire protag there'll be a scene of flirting and gay panic in the end she gets the custom-made coffin has all the bells and whistles, TV, Bluetooth setup, computer, air conditioning, the whole nine yards and through Shenanigans (character development) they eventually start dating, but the relationship does hit a rough patch. when the the vampire rival (could be vampire protags X) arrives. trying to seduce vampire protag. and ruin the relationship between Carpenter girlfriend. is not going to have that.(more Carter development) after that there will be a climactic battle between Carpenter girlfriend and vampire rival. Ware Carpenter girlfriend will win. and a kiss scene between Carpenter girlfriend and vampire protag. there'll be a time skip to where Carpenter girlfriend is old and she decides to take her wife's offer of immortality that's where it ends honestly this didn't take me that long if I was to take this seriously and write a story about this there'd be a lot more than what is written here thought you might like it. And if you don't🤷♂️
Might go to the Vatican and call the ceiling of Sistine Chapel "Biblical Fanart" in front of a bunch of bishops and churchgoers just to feel something...
14:00 one scientist finds it. Names it after the other. Then ashortly after, the specimen they’re studying rapidly cocoons. The scientist isn’t too worried, thinking it might become something uglier. Weeks later. It breaks out. And what emerges is something akin to the most beautiful and elegant moth in the world. The scientist swears it even glows. At this moment, their feelings for their rival, also begin to shift.
the first post finally explains why whenever i would see people talking about stanley x narrator i'd always get strong chell x glados vibes from it. _because it's literally the mlm version of that_ how did i not realize this sooner.
Perfect to listen to while I maintain my room and house :) I am currently dragging hair that is not mine out of the drain, because my downstairs neighbors in this apartment can go die.
Sometimes I remember how the career path I'm pursuing is based off a TV show I watched as a child and how did no one suspect I was autistic for so long
0:52 I feel this one. This is why captions not being available annoys the heck out of me; because there's either too much going on or it's too quiet. I am hard of hearing.
Something I loved about Miss Congeniality 2 was how, towards the beginning, she told a little girl that people would like her more if she wore her hair up. At the end, she visited the girl's school and was like, "No, wear your hair how you like it, not for other people." And it always stuck with me, lol. I'm paraphrasing, obviously, but it was something like that. The post about make the weird girl weirder reminded me of that lol.
I remember reading a comic where(and idk if it was the developer or just a guy manipulating the files but) a person manipulated the files as to bring an NPC they really liked outside of the village area It’s a romance story and we never see the “Adventurer” talk but it’s really sweet
8:24, my brother and I do this kind of thing all the time. This morning, we started with the song "Round and Round" by Ratt and ended with a transmissible dog cancer that is potentially 11,000 years old. Always fun to try to trace back the links at the end of the convo. That cancer is a way to become immortal which is pretty cool, even if you cause tumors millennia after what you normally call yourself has died.
18:30 long dead matter would not be brought back to life, if you give him fries he would have a whole ass potato in his mouth, and doesnt he need to WANT to heal something?
11:18 what if its weird girl gets a makeover from the head cheerleader to impress sport guy, but then the girl realises she liked herself better before and the cheerleader is sad because she realised she loved the weird girl, and then they date?
Actually hot cereal is a thing my Nan made, she’d just heat up the milk and pour it into my cereal cause as a kid my teeth were extremely sensitive to cold stuff so…she improved
20:07 the funniest part about this as an autistic person is I can’t tell if they’re implying they flirt by doing the Kubrick stare or if theyre about to start infodumping about the Kubrick stare
Movie where, through a series of wacky coincidences and situations, ends up having to teach popular boy about makeup and fashion, awakening an interest in him hed not known he had. And through the process of her being his sole confidante in exploring this new side of him, and them learning more about each other (potentially reciprocating with her learning about some new, left-field interest in the process) they slowly fall for each other.
To anyone who hasnt played ff14 and are confused on the healer comment. Healers are both the gods of life, and the gods of death. They can, and will, do only the bare minimum to keep you alive, letting you drop dangerously low only to bring you back up from the sweet release of death. You are but a pawn in their game, and they win every time
7:30 ok.... i have the problem of ~tangents~, i have a fully fleshed out world and am excited to share it but my writing ends up sounding like a greek story with how often i go off talking about the history of a random-ass tree
0:45 "But they're in a dark place, like inside or the woods at night! Where is the light coming from, huh?" The same place the soundtrack is. A desire for a concise and high quality viewing experience.
17:21 my brother and I used to play Metroid prime trilogy as two players on one controller. I had the wiimote he had the nunchuck. We were a pretty good duo and beat all the games without much difficulty
Honestly yeah, you can drag the dingy alley way or late night scenes out of my cold dead hands, something about the dark just makes it more... impactful and I will never let that go. Get a candle or a light if it's too dark, I ain't changing the scenery, it adds ✨ flavour ✨ >:( /lh
@@laffytaffycreations Exactly. I also love any scenes that have ✨violence ✨ in it XD.And no one will ever be able to pull the ab*se/hurt/comfort trope out of my cold dead hands either lol.
This is really more about visual contrast and readability. You write a scene about someone walking around in complete darkness not knowing where they are or what's with them and it tickles our nerves in the best way. But if an adaption takes out the narrator and turns that into a navy blue silhouette on black nondescript scenery with just the sound of the main character breathing nervously it comes off as noise both visually and audibly. The visual medium needs make the scene readable. Clear outlines, brighter colors (ex: night is blue), sacrificing realism for a slightly broader color pallette, greater use of audio elements when visibility is down - and for goodness sake, don't make the score louder than the dialog. It doesn't matter what's happening in the scene if the audience is unable to see and hear it.
@@azurekutella3812 Why? Hunger games uses a lot of these, and it sets the mood really well, sech as the shaking of the camera and cutaways during scenes like the Bloodbath, or how thy cut Seneca off at the very beginning.
16:59 I know one about a side character who started his day, quote on quote "waiting for my p*rno to load" and ends in a hospital after water b*arding everyone in his school with a currently retired (due to lack of sales) red drink so he can get rid of the quote on quote, "cool" obsessed pill spawned A.I. that had taken over the school and it's entire body (both students and staff alike).
Oh! wait! Got another one! So there's this one about this kid with emotional problems who's therapist says to write a letter to himself every day. One day the class bully steals his letter. Next thing you know, him and his friend are faking letters to the now deceased bully and him so they look like friends. (I'll let you guess how he died). There is a song about it that got memed.
There's a third one! This one is actually a girl instead of a guy. So this girl enters highschool hoping it would be like middle school. Next thing you know the guy she had a short relationship with is in the hospital because he tried to defuse a b*mb after evacuating everyone from the school with (criminal) charges for making said b*mb and planting it in the school in the first place. on prom night no less.
15:12 i know a character who is literally this description but bonus points he has lowkey toxic positivity and has given up every inch of himself for others and doesn't know how to be himself anymore because he doesnt know who he is other than the titles those around him give him, like dependable big brother, the weird loud guy and the self proclaimed star, and he feels that if he doesnt continue to smile so that others can smile then he will be letting down both himself and his loved ones and that is the scariest thing to him, thus neglecting himself and forgetting that he needs to be happy as well, and he forgot the entirety of his childhood which made him lose sight of his dreams because of how bad the situation was for him oh yeah and he has trauma lol
10:27 Ok but make the music genuinely slap so that people want to find the music but can't. It becomes a forbidden fruit that music junkies crave but can never have.
I think the only reason I haven’t developed a god complex is because I also heal in WoW with people of similarly low skill level which reminds me that 1. I am not god 2. I am entirely at the mercy of forces that are either basically a god or a bit of sentience away from being a god 3. Unrelated but despite the destruction of the Sun or Moon basically being an extinction scenario the idea that it’d also make me unable to keep my party alive makes it more terrifying
Every time I watch the videos as soon as they come out Then I get this in my sub box And at first I'm disappointed, I wanted *new* content But almost without fail I settle in and watch the video anyway
And sometimes when I watch the binge comp I notice a post I didn't see before and gaslit myself into thinking I missed a video. Apparently I did watch them all but I zoned out during some posts
12:05 Little known secret: the water doesn't know how out got hot. It doesn't remember. Fast jiggling water is fast jiggling water. It doesn't know the difference
fun little fact about 7:49 the sixth part of jjba (which if you haven't read it, the universe is litterally reset in it) happens in florida 2011/2012 :)
I heard "You woulden't download the orb. Orb teleportation is theft!" and I just got the impulse to download whatever file the "orb" is so fast. Now I'm thinking if this was some new age virus peddler I really would fall for it.
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"crimes and punishment" somehow out of all of the mispronunciations in these videos this one is the one that drives me to wrath. please evaporate and become part of the earth's water cycle
7:14 limbus company
My cat got so confused at the cat noise and now she's running around looking for a cat
silly cat :)
aaaaaaw cute cat
Stupid cat
The 3 types of cat owners in this comments section
@@shadidmosharraf3033 yep
The authority that PM has as he reads "Canon Compliant" as "Canon Complaint" is so fucking funny and makes the post 1000x funnier to me.
I will die on my dumb pedestal
@@PMSeymour Imma invite pukicho to watch
@@PMSeymour pedestal? Ya mean _throne_
What’s the difference
@@DumbChaoticPhoque to what, the compliant/complaint, or the pedestal/throne thing?
Lurker’s unprompted observation about each site that’s not video-based:
Twitter- hellsite (derogatory)
Tumblr- hellsite (affectionate)
Facebook- site that’s in hell (dead)
Pinterest- hell, that’s a site? (confusion)
As a fellow lurker I approve and agree
Me who uses all: **angry screeching**
Nobody actually uses Pinterest. It only exists to provide articles you want to look at, but can't due to it requiring you to sign up.
@@Bacony_Cakes Pinterest is very useful as i can collect all the picture of Lolita and rococo clothing all i want and people want look at me weird
@@donutpersonisme oh hell no
Puki gives me band kid vibes more than theater kid vibes. The vibes are similar but band kid vibes are much more sinister
As both a band kid and a theater kid, yes and no. It depends. (But mostly yes)
@Bunny Fluff Dabu yes, exactly like that
*does rimshot*
Puki gives me both vibes
I'm a band kid, what does tHIS MEAN?!
The twist is the coffin maker was already immortal. He’s been making coffins for centuries. The vampires just never noticed because they have a terrible sense of time and the coffins were so good they never had to walk in his store twice.
"Fanart is not real art."
Half of all Van Gogh's work is fanart of flowers and his hometown.
90% of all rennaissance Great Masters art is either Bible fanart or Greek Mythology fanart, with the other 10% being commissioned portraits.
Famous artist Andy Warhol's most famous and recognizable painting is A F**KING CAN OF CAMPBELLS TOMATO SOUP RENDERED FOUR TIMES IN FOUR COLOR COMBINATIONS.
And you are telling me, with a straight face, Fanart is not art.
Agreed, the most of those Commissions were also NSFW and were either paid by The Vatican, The Medici, or the King of France.
Fanart, if you think about it, is all art really. Something that comes from your head? Imagination fanart! Something that is in nature? Nature fanart! :)
@@galaxythedragonshifter Leonardo Da Vinci's entire life's work was essentially fanart of all of the universe, more or less.
@@galaxythedragonshifter Art for a game as an unlockable is fan art made by an in-house artist. Also, shoutout to games that gives you art and other unlockables for doing certain things/completing certain Quests/beating the game.
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 you know what's better though? Games that showcases fanart and their artists in-game. Thanks Matt you're fucking amazing.
8:00 We learned not to let stories happen in florida after we had Dexter and Stone Ocean take place there.
Florida as a setting is the "cursed indian burial grounds" of fiction.
Why does no one like stone ocean, it’s actually good
@@hamontequila1104 I should of specified beforehand.
It is not cursed because the story ends up bad. It is cursed because awful things happen when a story takes place there.
Gravity falls, amphibia, etc has some crazy things happen, but they have relatively happy endings.
In florida, a story that happens there can result in permanent awful effects, like a lot of people dying, or the resetting of the entire universe.
@@Notboxen I now see you point
As a Floridian it's the same for nonfiction
6:00 yeah, it was bad because 'cold' doesn't mean below freezing. So justice should be served frozen. If justice was served boiling, it would be justgas. Any other temperature and it's justwater.
Justeam
justplasma
justboseeinsteincondensate
>You can't make yourself the protagonist if you're a background character. However, you can become the antagonist if you fuck enough shit up.
LITERALLY THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL HAS A CHARACTER ARC OF THIS AND IT HAS META ASPECTS TOO IT'S THE PERFECT DECONSTRUCTION
14:03... do you mean, the Bone Wars? That time that 2 archeologists absolutely HATED each other, and raced to discover more dino skeletons/ species than the other?
I was confused: what's the connection between Multi-Level Marketing to Woman Loving Woman?
Then it hits me
I read that as MLP and was very confused what kind of serie WlW was for a few seconds...
@@bababooey5402sorry I’m so late lol but WLW (i.e. Women Loving Women) is very prevalent in the Portal fandom. they REALLY like headcanoning GLaDOS and Chell as lesbians, usually crushing on each other. (To be fair, it is pretty cute.) I don’t know anything about Stanley Parable, but I’d guess that there are two male characters that the fandom really likes together.
@@phoenixofthestars07 Yea, Stanley (you, the protagonist), and The Narrator.
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too is afraid of his creations?" Is a great line but it comes from spy kids 2
I think you meant "is a great line and it comes from Spy Kids 2"
Is a great line because it comes from Spy Kids 2
How dare you slander Spy Kids 2
it WHAT
@@justa_randomfailure6250 Yea, the scientist that created the animal fusions on the island said that to Juni and Carmen when talking about said fusions, comparing himself to God in this instance.
Seymour, you give me Mettaton EX energy and I mean this in the most loving way possible.
Oh my gosh. I hadn’t noticed it before. The voice he does that has a deep, flamboyant sound to it *does* resemble Mettaton’s voice.
I really hope he sees your comment, Noah. I think he would love it.
Mettaton EX (affectionate)
I was gonna say "Theatre kid vibes are the best vibes", but then I remembered all of us are depressed, needy, and ADHD af.
The roman numeral loss post absolutely sent into a fit of infuriation as soon as i realized its a loss meme
can you explain? i ii ii l? i dont get it XD
I don't get it either
I II
II L
@@flameindigo8035 what does that mean? i really dont understand
@@ccc4964 From what I remember, and I'm not too familiar with this meme either, there was a popular webcomic(the name was a keyboard shortcut, ctrl+alt+del maybe), and one of the posts(or pages, i don't know the term) titled "Loss" made in it in which one of the main character's wife has a miscarriage and said main character rushes to the hospital to see her. It had an overall sad tone, but for some reason it just kept getting shared and edited as somewhat of a joke(I think the tone was unusual for the comic or something?). It was shared so much that it got to the point where just posting a picture of the outlines of the comic sections became funny, which is where the meme came from.
Wow I've been here on time for so many videos recently-
Amazing as always
Edit: OKAY SO THE NEURODIVERGENT IS SO ACCURATE THO AND EXPLAINS SO MUCH BECAUSE I'LL BE TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEN GO "OH YEA THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME I DID SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WHAT WE WERE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT" AND MY FRIENDS STARE AT ME LIKE "What? What mental journey did your brain just make in the 0.2 seconds you took to make this topic change?"
Yep, me too, and other times I'll be stuck three or four topics behind everyone else and have to decide whether to try to drag everyone back or let something go that I feel strongly about because everyone else moved on 15 - 20 minutes ago. I usually go with the latter, but it hurts.
@@zemorph42 FELT
I HAVE SO MANY STRONG OPINIONS BUT EVERYONE SWITCHES THE CONVERSATION AND I HAVE TO CIRCLE BACK
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@@zemorph42 *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
you just made me think ......... billy connolly. clearly an adhdhero.
20:06 as someone who's autistic the way I would look in the general direction of my former lovers WAS the kubrick stare and I didn't realize it until I came across this post
Morbius flopped during it’s second run in theaters, so I’d say we are safe from the hell that would have become our lives if it had succeeded. We prevented that evil at least, a small victory to keep our spirits high
4:18
yes puki that is how you fall asleep.
What do you think most people just lay down, close their eyes, and be like “ima sleep now” and just conk out?
Nvm sorry i pulled a pukicho and was up til 6am
0:16 I thought they were talking about the Multi-Level Marketing, then WLW hit me like a truck
13:42
"Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about smelling than you do pal, *because he invented it!* Then he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of sniffing!"
-Soldier
(Rip Rick May)
14:30 as a writer, I can confirm all of these make me very anxious
"Now get out there and find the fandom that applies to BOTH."
...Undertale.
Fnaf as well
I was gonna say homestuck
It's a horrid and lovely fandom that I want to delete from existence for it's horrid actions but also look through a lot of it's beautiful creations first
So, yeah. Undertale.
@@kawaiiconcept7479 oh yeah, definitely
@@connormcconnell7805 This I believe is the best fit. If you give zero shits about the story, avoiding the fandom is best unless you *are* going through the hardest challenges, like FNAF 2's 10/20 or UCN's 50/20. If you want the story, your best bet is actively *focusing* on the story, because 9 times out of 10, someone in it made a very condensed and understandable recap so you have no need to painstakingly comb the games for crumbs of lore. It's perfect.
I never thought of Renaissance art being Bible fan art
7:49 Well you see, this will be the inevitable mega crossover fanfiction. In which Dipper struggles to fight an alligator to show off to his new friends, Luz and Anne, who have traveled the multiverse. Anne is able to tame the gator before Dipper can kill it, and Dipper is very salty about this. So the four of them go off to Disney World for a day, trying to use the sheer horror of It's a Small Word to distract them from the gator and instead they all slowly go insane. Suddenly, Luz wakes up and realizes the whole thing was a dream. She goes downstairs, and Eda yells "HEY KID! WANNA HEAR A STORY ABOUT MY EX HUSBAND STAN?" Luz goes back upstairs.
P.M is always a great way to start the day
9:02 The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka
(Gregor clicked the add)
Just finished the most recent episode of The Boy's and man did I need this.
Butcher really just decided to let Soldier boy blow someone up
19:39 I want an anime about this, the main character is just the baker minding his own business and wanting to live a slow, peaceful life with its demon lord level power.
3:15 one of my biggest mistakes when I first started writing was to study tropes specifically to avoid using them. Like, that’s literally impossible to do. Thankfully, it meant that I learned a lot about tropes, and eventually realized that there are some good tropes, but it’s like trying to cook with no ingredients.
Now everything I write is just some variation of found family
7:56 Florida is where Scp Containment Breach happens. That’s why they have big red alligators, angry white guys and Radical Larry, they’re all from Florida.
After a hectic half-hour of tech issues and a shower to help me chill a bit? This video is completely welcome in the de-stress department.
1:26
"It's totally platonic"
Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward-
8:00
I'm gonna make one that happens in Florida, it'll never beat Gravity Falls or Owl House but I can try.
Kidding, I'm never gonna do that
13:23 I certainly find that Worm is fantastic with its fandom.
17:26 that reference tragically flew under the radar, something that the Jaeger pilots wish the suits could, but being the height of a Tokyo high-rise makes that hard. For reference, please view “Pacific Rim”. It’s on prime video
The Eldrich horror bit reminded me of a scene in a recent Laundry files novel. A British supermarket was using its automated butcher shop and advanced 3d meat printer to basically shove homeless people, pensioners, and any employee below management in one side, and using them to print up food for the public and ground meat zombies stuffed into morph suits, but when the security force was sent in to shut them down the commander had the best line "Okay we are going in and the stuff your gonna see is pretty nasty. Just remember most of the enemy aren’t human any more and your company health plan covers therapy”
The most unbelievable part of the idea? Is that a company would be willing to pay for therapy
2:28 great movie idea, it needs to be pitched to Hollywood immediately
Can't believe it took the 2nd time seeing "vampire carpenter" post to think of putting ole Jezzy Cristo in there somewhere.
Unhealthy God complex implies the existence of a healthy God complex
Abraham Lincoln.
Okay I'm going to run through a rough draft of the vampire coffin maker running title love of the coffin maker. The story starts off with our vampire protag. her complaining to her werewolf friend who is gay and has a boyfriend, about her coffin breaking and her having to customize it by herself. the werewolf friend has actually heard of a coffin maker who doesn't ask questions, who will put in whatever the customer asked in the coffin. Our vampire protag can't believe what she's hearing. so she gets the information and see heads to the coffin maker. when she arrives she is stunned by the beauty of the carpenter, our Carpenter is a Butch girl with short red hair and green eyes. she's tall (vampire protags about 5'5 while the Butch Carpenter would be about 6'4) and it's love at first sight for the vampire protag there'll be a scene of flirting and gay panic in the end she gets the custom-made coffin has all the bells and whistles, TV, Bluetooth setup, computer, air conditioning, the whole nine yards and through Shenanigans (character development) they eventually start dating, but the relationship does hit a rough patch. when the the vampire rival (could be vampire protags X) arrives. trying to seduce vampire protag. and ruin the relationship between Carpenter girlfriend. is not going to have that.(more Carter development) after that there will be a climactic battle between Carpenter girlfriend and vampire rival. Ware Carpenter girlfriend will win. and a kiss scene between Carpenter girlfriend and vampire protag. there'll be a time skip to where Carpenter girlfriend is old and she decides to take her wife's offer of immortality that's where it ends
honestly this didn't take me that long if I was to take this seriously and write a story about this there'd be a lot more than what is written here thought you might like it. And if you don't🤷♂️
@@IshijimaKairo when did it become a stereotype?
It's gay now?!?!? Oh my gods I love it even more now
name idea "a dark box of love"
I’ll buy it if you write it and publish it
Ok but now I rly wanna read this novel!
Might go to the Vatican and call the ceiling of Sistine Chapel "Biblical Fanart" in front of a bunch of bishops and churchgoers just to feel something...
14:00 one scientist finds it. Names it after the other. Then ashortly after, the specimen they’re studying rapidly cocoons. The scientist isn’t too worried, thinking it might become something uglier. Weeks later. It breaks out. And what emerges is something akin to the most beautiful and elegant moth in the world. The scientist swears it even glows. At this moment, their feelings for their rival, also begin to shift.
the first post finally explains why whenever i would see people talking about stanley x narrator i'd always get strong chell x glados vibes from it. _because it's literally the mlm version of that_
how did i not realize this sooner.
Perfect to listen to while I maintain my room and house :) I am currently dragging hair that is not mine out of the drain, because my downstairs neighbors in this apartment can go die.
Sometimes I remember how the career path I'm pursuing is based off a TV show I watched as a child and how did no one suspect I was autistic for so long
0:52 I feel this one. This is why captions not being available annoys the heck out of me; because there's either too much going on or it's too quiet. I am hard of hearing.
1:33 reminded me of the "There's nothing stronger than love... except an M32 rotary grenade launcher, because fuck you and everyone near you" meme
Something I loved about Miss Congeniality 2 was how, towards the beginning, she told a little girl that people would like her more if she wore her hair up. At the end, she visited the girl's school and was like, "No, wear your hair how you like it, not for other people." And it always stuck with me, lol. I'm paraphrasing, obviously, but it was something like that. The post about make the weird girl weirder reminded me of that lol.
2:14 the carpenter is Jesus. I will not elaborate
Thank God I’m not the only one who thought that.
Thy offer him immortality and he just says “you’re not gonna believe this”
What better birthday gift could I get than a lovely binge comp from P.M.?
Happy birthday!Its my birthday too!!
happy birthday!! 🎉
I remember reading a comic where(and idk if it was the developer or just a guy manipulating the files but) a person manipulated the files as to bring an NPC they really liked outside of the village area
It’s a romance story and we never see the “Adventurer” talk but it’s really sweet
8:24, my brother and I do this kind of thing all the time. This morning, we started with the song "Round and Round" by Ratt and ended with a transmissible dog cancer that is potentially 11,000 years old. Always fun to try to trace back the links at the end of the convo. That cancer is a way to become immortal which is pretty cool, even if you cause tumors millennia after what you normally call yourself has died.
9:58
This is now my headcanon for how Weather Wizard became a supervillain
18:30 long dead matter would not be brought back to life, if you give him fries he would have a whole ass potato in his mouth, and doesnt he need to WANT to heal something?
11:18 what if its weird girl gets a makeover from the head cheerleader to impress sport guy, but then the girl realises she liked herself better before and the cheerleader is sad because she realised she loved the weird girl, and then they date?
Actually hot cereal is a thing my Nan made, she’d just heat up the milk and pour it into my cereal cause as a kid my teeth were extremely sensitive to cold stuff so…she improved
20:07 the funniest part about this as an autistic person is I can’t tell if they’re implying they flirt by doing the Kubrick stare or if theyre about to start infodumping about the Kubrick stare
Both.
13:51 i read this post to the tune of hallelujah and lemme tell you it is *glorious*
Movie where, through a series of wacky coincidences and situations, ends up having to teach popular boy about makeup and fashion, awakening an interest in him hed not known he had. And through the process of her being his sole confidante in exploring this new side of him, and them learning more about each other (potentially reciprocating with her learning about some new, left-field interest in the process) they slowly fall for each other.
To anyone who hasnt played ff14 and are confused on the healer comment.
Healers are both the gods of life, and the gods of death. They can, and will, do only the bare minimum to keep you alive, letting you drop dangerously low only to bring you back up from the sweet release of death. You are but a pawn in their game, and they win every time
If you want to know what they do while they arent healing, healers get hella good dps kits as well
Mmm so like doctors IRL
11:36 HAVE NONE OF YOU HEARD OF A FXXXING KETTLE
7:30 ok.... i have the problem of ~tangents~, i have a fully fleshed out world and am excited to share it but my writing ends up sounding like a greek story with how often i go off talking about the history of a random-ass tree
Never thought I'd see a Crankgameplays tumblr fan blog in a PM video but here we are
(1:49 for reference)
0:45 "But they're in a dark place, like inside or the woods at night! Where is the light coming from, huh?"
The same place the soundtrack is. A desire for a concise and high quality viewing experience.
we don't have chaotic supernatural cartoon events based in Florida because our universe is the one where all the chaos in florida is happening irl
17:21 my brother and I used to play Metroid prime trilogy as two players on one controller. I had the wiimote he had the nunchuck. We were a pretty good duo and beat all the games without much difficulty
As someone with ASD, I too use the Kubrick stare. But with that image of the bratz doll raised eyebrow sellotaped onto me.
I mean it worked-
I was so confused what the stanly parable has to do with multi level marketing xD
7:57 the answer is abandoned by Disney. A weirder mouse has shown up in the Disney park and is being a hooligan.
"Stop making shows dark for the "asthetic"."
Me and every other writer: Imma pretend I didn't hear that.
Honestly yeah, you can drag the dingy alley way or late night scenes out of my cold dead hands, something about the dark just makes it more... impactful and I will never let that go. Get a candle or a light if it's too dark, I ain't changing the scenery, it adds ✨ flavour ✨ >:(
/lh
@@laffytaffycreations Exactly. I also love any scenes that have ✨violence ✨ in it XD.And no one will ever be able to pull the ab*se/hurt/comfort trope out of my cold dead hands either lol.
This is really more about visual contrast and readability. You write a scene about someone walking around in complete darkness not knowing where they are or what's with them and it tickles our nerves in the best way. But if an adaption takes out the narrator and turns that into a navy blue silhouette on black nondescript scenery with just the sound of the main character breathing nervously it comes off as noise both visually and audibly.
The visual medium needs make the scene readable. Clear outlines, brighter colors (ex: night is blue), sacrificing realism for a slightly broader color pallette, greater use of audio elements when visibility is down - and for goodness sake, don't make the score louder than the dialog. It doesn't matter what's happening in the scene if the audience is unable to see and hear it.
Jumbled camera and too-quick cut-away filming needs to be banned for the same reason.
@@azurekutella3812 Why? Hunger games uses a lot of these, and it sets the mood really well, sech as the shaking of the camera and cutaways during scenes like the Bloodbath, or how thy cut Seneca off at the very beginning.
Me: I play DND to escape my reality
Also me: only making traumatized clerics who are also oldest siblings/parents who need a lot of therapy
8:00 as a Floridan i can agree not much but at the same time there is probably a drunk guy fighting an alligator in a Disney parking lot while naked
13:15 I know the fandom that applies to both... Undertale and Deltarune... Oh and the FNaF series
0:46 yeah, lego batman was dark and yet still visible because the lighting was heckin awesome dawg. ik it's harder with live action but still...
16:59 I know one about a side character who started his day, quote on quote "waiting for my p*rno to load" and ends in a hospital after water b*arding everyone in his school with a currently retired (due to lack of sales) red drink so he can get rid of the quote on quote, "cool" obsessed pill spawned A.I. that had taken over the school and it's entire body (both students and staff alike).
Oh! wait! Got another one!
So there's this one about this kid with emotional problems who's therapist says to write a letter to himself every day. One day the class bully steals his letter. Next thing you know, him and his friend are faking letters to the now deceased bully and him so they look like friends. (I'll let you guess how he died). There is a song about it that got memed.
There's a third one!
This one is actually a girl instead of a guy. So this girl enters highschool hoping it would be like middle school.
Next thing you know the guy she had a short relationship with is in the hospital because he tried to defuse a b*mb after evacuating everyone from the school with (criminal) charges for making said b*mb and planting it in the school in the first place. on prom night no less.
That screaming cat sound effect spooked my cat awake and now he's crawling around the room looking for the cat...
13:25 my best awnser?
Probably eddsworld
8:00 florida is Regular Show
8:25
It is realated because the topics are filed in the same cabinet in my brain
Achilles still would've died if he was wearing OSHA-approved work boots. They don't do shit past the steel caps that only go 3 inches up the foot.
15:12 i know a character who is literally this description but bonus points he has lowkey toxic positivity and has given up every inch of himself for others and doesn't know how to be himself anymore because he doesnt know who he is other than the titles those around him give him, like dependable big brother, the weird loud guy and the self proclaimed star, and he feels that if he doesnt continue to smile so that others can smile then he will be letting down both himself and his loved ones and that is the scariest thing to him, thus neglecting himself and forgetting that he needs to be happy as well, and he forgot the entirety of his childhood which made him lose sight of his dreams because of how bad the situation was for him
oh yeah and he has trauma lol
2:48 Rules about healing. Focus on tanks, other ppl are optional, also don't heal stupid.
"I can't outheal stupid."
- Josh Strife Hayes
6:13
*Rolls a Natural 20 on charisma*
*Rolls a 4 on strength check*
10:27
Ok but make the music genuinely slap so that people want to find the music but can't. It becomes a forbidden fruit that music junkies crave but can never have.
They'd probably just nickname it "Music: the Band" and then they'd only have to filter through results including The Band's music.
15:11
I’ve seen this post get reblogged with a picture of Karkat Vantas so ima just say-
This is Karkat.
OMG you're right
I think the only reason I haven’t developed a god complex is because I also heal in WoW with people of similarly low skill level which reminds me that
1. I am not god
2. I am entirely at the mercy of forces that are either basically a god or a bit of sentience away from being a god
3. Unrelated but despite the destruction of the Sun or Moon basically being an extinction scenario the idea that it’d also make me unable to keep my party alive makes it more terrifying
the marcy pfp on "pride cometh before the fall" makes it so much better
Every time
I watch the videos as soon as they come out
Then I get this in my sub box
And at first I'm disappointed, I wanted *new* content
But almost without fail I settle in and watch the video anyway
And sometimes when I watch the binge comp I notice a post I didn't see before and gaslit myself into thinking I missed a video. Apparently I did watch them all but I zoned out during some posts
Wait until they learn the narrator is also the clock in “don’t hug me I’m scared.”
I heared mlm and assumed multilevel marketing, so the second half of that sentence threw me for a loop
12:05 Little known secret: the water doesn't know how out got hot. It doesn't remember. Fast jiggling water is fast jiggling water. It doesn't know the difference
15:21
Did you mean to say… *Ingo?*
15:12 i know a guy like that. He works at target and is mildly handicapped in some fashion. The town lynched a lady for making fun of him
Things I didn't know I needed:
You can edit a bad book, not a blank page
The reasons for doing things being spite and the aesthetic is such a mood. XD
13:22
The fandom that applies to both is supernatural
fun little fact about 7:49 the sixth part of jjba (which if you haven't read it, the universe is litterally reset in it) happens in florida 2011/2012 :)
1:02 Yes, but you're wrong! The little plaques are informational, like fine wines. "Wire and cavas, 2019" ok so sharp, complex, and young.
I heard "You woulden't download the orb. Orb teleportation is theft!" and I just got the impulse to download whatever file the "orb" is so fast. Now I'm thinking if this was some new age virus peddler I really would fall for it.