It Came From Tumblr #50 | Binge Compilation
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 19 янв 2020
- It's heeeere....the PM VOICE PACK!
I can now take over your phone's alarm (for male, female and gen neutral), ringtone, and notifications, all for just 1 DOLLAR!
gum.co/MbPD
Get yourself a cute lil space elf voice for your phone now! Cyana's and Cyan's Voice Notifications are now available on Gumroad for ONLY 1 USD!
gum.co/ZWxOu
gum.co/aoTTK
There are notifications for your email, text, apps, as well as ringtones and alarms for male, female and gender neutral lovelies.
For those curious where to go for artl,
Twitter
/ pmseymourdoodle
Newgrounds
seymour.newgrounds.com/
Pixiv
www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3...
Exclusively Cyana art
Instagram
/ cyanalucretia
The Merch Store is Now Available! Pick up some sweet stuff today~!
teespring.com/stores/pm-and-c...
TikTok: vm.tiktok.com/RtcSYo/
Discord: discordapp.com/invite/AYahv7K
Facebook: / patrickseymourva
Twitter: / patmseymourva
Instagram: / pattymseymourva
Tumblr: / pmseymourva
Got Stuff You'd like to Send? Send it to:
P.M. Seymour
PO Box 808
East Worcester, NY, 12064
If you want to help the channel grow with some new stuff, I'd appreciate your donation on ko-fi~
All donations can get a personalized voice message for your personal use, phone, text tone, whatever you need it for :D
ko-fi.com/pmseymourva
#voiceover #latenighttumblr #Bingecompilation 
Развлечения
![It Came From Tumblr #51 | [Binge Compilation]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QfutmStTuB4/mqdefault.jpg)
![It Came From Tumblr #51 | [Binge Compilation]](/img/tr.png)
"how many nightmares do you want to give people?"
me: yes
*if this is true.... you’re name technically fits.*
3:20 is the nightmare bit
Fun fact! Freeing their tongue is actually splitting it in two!
Same
@@creepstr4678 Funner Fact! Freeing the tongue is actually a myth and corvids (crows and their cousins) can speak human words without any alterations to their bodies
Freeing the tongue in crows isn't necessary to get them to talk. They don't use their tongue to change sounds like people, so cutting it will not help them. They can learn to talk just fine with an intact tongue.
this is what i was looking for! it is a super cruel thing to do as well
Then why do people do it? Did the first guy do it and everyone thought it was the right way?
That’s what that meant?! That’s fucking cruel
FREEING THE TONGUE MEANS CUTTING IT OFF?
*de fuck?*
fellow goblins, the tumblr man has created a collection of his finest tales for us to enjoy!
All hail the great Tumblr man
Oh joy! Praise the mighty tumblr man!
HEEHAAHHH!THE TUMBLER MAN!
Hobgoblin worships the great Tumblr man
ALL HAIL THE GREAT TUMBLR MAN
ALL HAIL
EAT SHINY THINK
It always comes from Tumblr
But imagine if Tumblr came from it
but imagine if tumblr came from IT
@@Emil-lf3no If "IT" came from Tumblr, it would make for a totally different story from Stephen King.
And it would still be scary as heck.
Wait a second ive seen you before
bigfoot returns
hows your day buster
Looks like he finally got his shower working
dear present self: future self has an exam in two days WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Hey so how'd that exam go?
@@zecrisketch on the positive side: I can take the lecture again next year.... xD
@‘Shazam!’ Gacha as expected, but I only botched the first try (and there's still the slight possiblity of everyone else doing worse!) so I got that going for me^^
Your present self: I’m fuckin around
Your self now: heh heh- I haven’t left the house in months
1:26 or it could be a great relief to a tree
“I killed your enemy here hold him”
Considering how dang competitive they get that makes sense.
"I killed your enemy, hoist his body to the heavens so my children may dance upon his corpse, will you?"
Well I mean, would YOU like it if somebody taped a corpse to you?
@Jade Herman perhaps.
Dating a cat girl who lives in a small house in the woods surrounded by tall trees is probably not the best idea unless you're willing to make like 12 different tree houses for her
You could make an entire tree house village with this
@@jonahgraham157 And it still wouldn't stop her
_confusion_
bold of you to assume i wouldn't make them for me.
No, you would just have to call the fire department alot
All I can read of that sign is “TOTES YEET YO”
Is there really anything else you need to read tho?
I can see "TEENS" at the top, which makes it even better, I think.
YO GAMER THATS POG AF I CANT BELIVE THAT YOU YEETED THAT *PANCAKE* BRO LIKE OMG, LOL, IDC IF MOM FINDS OUT! HEHE
That one about buzz still having his lights is wrong, I have a toy which whenever you touch it just YELLS “hI I’m ChOmPeR”, and we have not changed it’s batteries for over a decade, and it’s still chugging along, apparently powered by fear
Oh god, I think we have the same toy in my family. Is it some sort of talking construction crane? My little sister got one as a baby, and we could not get the thing to shut up. We had to stick it in a separate toybox that nobody was allowed to open because it had more sensors on the damn thing to turn it on than a Furby.
At one point, we were on some hard times, and we were living in a small trailer with all of the kids crammed in a single bedroom. We had both bunk-beds and I slept on the floor. That thing somehow going off next to my head in the middle of the night was outright traumatizing.
My first buzz had his original batteries for over my childhood and I was surprised that it still works.
Kurtis Haren yeah exactly, my friend sets it off decently often by just jumping on the couch that’s like 2 feet away from it
Furby. That is all
@@kurtisharen anymore horror stories? I have one about a doll. My grandmother had gotten me an american girl doll and it was creepy. I always kept it in the crib away from my bed but it would suddenly be next to my head once i woke up. Then my friend told me this creepy doll story and i dropped that thing off at the booteek (its at the dumb but people can take stuff) BUT IT WAS IN MY ROOM THE NEXT DAY. It's not in my childhood house closet. I dont think ut knows i moved
I hope to be book 3 zuko someday in the near future. And when I am old I hope to be Uncle Iroh
The greatest aspirations require the strongest will
I wish you luck on your endeavours
ThatRandom Player thank you. It will be a tough road but I believe it can be reached. I wish you luck in your endeavors
@@bronsonpatten7188 thank you not many wish me luck on my goal of world domination so it means a lot
Maybe we'll meet one day when you and i have both reached are goals
And on that day i hope we can be friends and have a spot of tea
ThatRandom Player that sounds nice. After all sharing tea with a stranger is one of life’s true delights
I mean irih is great until you find your son dying in a war then you have to go to a city after a long time just to sing a song to a child then crying on top a hill to that damn song you just sang to a child
6:35 why not have a sandwich bag, scrape all the toothpaste into it, then cut a tiny hole in a corner of the bag, then squeeze it into the bottle again
Jackson the Mini shark will get 99% of it
You will be the closest to successful buy there will always be some small amount that will refuse to cooperate
@@jameshenderson4094 And that stuff is the dude who screencapped your post and uploaded it to an archive somewhere so your interweb drama is immortalized for all time.
Or you know, a giant syringe or other plunger instrument...
It’s called ✨pretending it never happened✨
That one post about the crows makes me want to personally train a raven to say "Nevermore" when it's near people who are crying.
"Freeing the tongue" is absolutely not accurate and is in fact animal abuse. Crows can talk just fine without tongue mutilation, and like a Parrot all they need is motivation such as treats and praise. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
6:58 The Ballad of Horse girls and Homestucks
“NOT THE FLORIDA MAN” was my first thought as a Floridian.
The furries will rise again! Joining the higher ranks of the horse girls and the homestucks
john boe The weebs will use their arsenal of jutsus to raise their fallen comrades.
Sabaton better deliver
I'm a homestuck!
5:47
Fun fact! Despite the common belief that a group of orc bards is called an orchestra, it's actually called a Brad!
My name is Stephen
You weren't making a Steven Universe reference, oh no.
You were referring to me.
Bow down to the universe's ONE TRUE MASTER
Note: Blue ink is indelible and visually distinct when scanned or photocopied and therfore is preferred for legal, financial and scientific documents... source: am chemist were legally not allowed to use black ink.
Bonus round red or green ink can fade to easily and so also cannot be used
7:10
me: HOW COULD THEY HAVE OVERWHELMED THE FLORIDAMAN!?!?!
THEY HAD A TRAP WITH BUD LIGHT AS BAIT!
How could they think us homestucks are dead I mean we are but like were still living in your memory
Carter Quinn simple, they had Alien Floridaman
This is an xk end of the world seneriro
@@Medichips-ws5oj I appreciate the SCP reference
i stopped playing minecraft skyblock for this, it better be good.
of course it would
*OF COURSE IT WILL!! ITS THE KING O- oh shit you already said it.*
For Skyrim hugging, I suggest the Bathing Beauties Luxury Suite mod.
Sure, its main feature is being a player home that can house all your followers, but it also comes with the ability to add "Someone needs a hug" to any dialog, allowing you to hug anyone who you can actually have a conversation with.
When he was reading the names of the smash bros characters, he missed the opportunity to say Pukicho for Pikachu. I’m now disappointed.
Every time a homestuck thing pops up my fight or flight activates like...
How do you know my scecret?!
Is homestuck really that bad? I can never tell if people love or hate it
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 its not a bad comic its the cringy parts of the fandom people hate. I love homestuck but when it shows up out of nowhere it reminds me that it exists outside the fandom too hfvdhgdhd
So, basically Undertale before Undertale? I mean it makes sense, Toby worked with both.
(I could’ve also said MLP and Sonic, but felt Undertale was more fitting.)
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 yeah kinda
"My no consequences power fantasy is being able to help everyone"
Me: Aw thats nice
PM:*edits in fable 3 cover art*
Now me:I feel personally attacked
I keep forgetting that the VA of Joker is also the announcer for Smash Ultimate (and i think smash 4) and it's hilarious every time i relearn it.
Darien B like... Batman Joker or Persona Joker?
@@DigitalDaydreams unfortunately. Luke Skywalker for Smash
9:33 No, you're old when the oldies station starts playing music that's /from/ your time. When it starts playing music /after/ your time, you're ancient.
6:47 At first I was like "what the heck, this seems like the stupidest project ever", but then it got to the end and it was _brilliant._ Why don't more teachers do this? We need more teachers to do this!
Shower Thought: Amelia Bedelia was basically reaching us malicious compliance.
Tbh it's been a long time since i last heard that name
Took me a moment of "that name sounds oddly familiar but i can't quite remember why" before i remembered
I remember her!!!
Everytime I watch these binge compilations, I have a very strong, unexplainable feeling, that seymor is gonna say "It's a biiiiiitch completion", and he never does and I feel so dissapointed
Seymour sounded like Squidward at the beginning and I wasn't prepared for that
7:00 ,I was listening to this, ya got me really invested in it and then we get to the end of it where it starts talking about the reinforcements and I just couldn't. I started laughing like a madman for a good 3 minutes because I read the next sentence before you got to it. It was the homestucks man. The homestucks! Hahahahaha I warned you about them stairs, bro!
Frick, now I need a clever comment…
no u don't
Would like but I dont want to mess up the 69
@@TAMTATOR good kid
he called sonic snack.....
@@TAMTATOR dated
I choked on a pretzel at "Goku, OwO edition" XD
GOwOku
Jan/1/2020.
Coppa, entry one.
Everyone's running, screaming, deleting their channels left and right, our world we worked hard to create is falling apart, we're powerless, the last hundred remaining are powering their way to the gates before it's too late, the big three have fallen, danplan disbanded, we can't stop this. We barely reach the gate I am holding the last play button tight, so we maybe can recreate what we've lost.
Jan/4/2020
Entry two.
Hiding away.
We hear the FTC guards knocking on doors, we know we're here, but not where we are, we need to move to another website, NOW. The internet is a big place, I fear we may get caught soon, it's only fifty-five of us left, we may have to move to..it hurts to say, pornhub. The play button is losing it's glow, we need to recharge it soon, I don't know with what though. The nights are getting colder and I feel like hiding in animal jam wasn't the greatest idea, but no one's here, we'll be safe for the night.
reading this is August 2020 is.... strange
@@jamiel6005 forgot this existed
This hits different months into 2020
in animal jAM
*w h e e z e*
@@Fawnfreckle Y E S
Thank you so much for making these videos, I've been so sick recently and haven't been able to get out of the house. Well all my friends were hanging out, I had to stay home for weeks. So having these videos gave me a reason to laugh and feel less alone! Thank you P M Seymour
I just wanna say, it's amazing that Pats come so far, to make the 50th Binge Compliation.
9:38 New top ten favorite moment
okay... in all seriousness, the "past self, present self, and future self are all idiots" thing... is literally the character arc of Karkat from homestuck
in fact one of my favorite quotes he ever gets is "the only one stupider than future me is past me and vice versa"
The memos.
normie: but didn't avatar get a li-
me: ssshhhhh, none such thing
No. None has ever been made, and their never will be one
I got the joke.
Avatar movie was so bad that everyone pretends it doesn't exist, right?
11:26
omfg
omfg
o m f g
"do you know the mushroom man,
the mushroom man,
the mushroom man?
he steals your shoes in your sleep..."
Do you know the mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
Do you know the mushroom man
Who searches in the night?
You don't want to know the mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
You don't want to know the mushroom man,
But soon enough you might.
Are you running from the mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
Are you running ing from the mushroom man,
Because it's too late to hide.
You can't escape the mushroom man.
The mushroom man.
The mushroom man.
You can't escape the mushroom man
No matter how hard you try.
Do you know the mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
The mushroom man?
Do you know the mushroom man?
Because you will... s o o n...
Six geese and Seven swans?
Look, all you're gonna find in a few days is blood and feathers.
The most impressive thing is that the music Imagine Dragons wrote would've probably made the music of Turn Off the Dark better. Not the book, definitely not, but at least the music.
Someone should both tell and warn astraldemise about Skyrim mods.
9:40 not if you’re experienced ~
"Why is my consciousness me?" is the question that nobody will figure out.
8:24 Following this,
When you mess up while drawing a snowflake, it in fact does become one of a kind, as no one else can make that exact same mistake.....
me being here in September: they announced a avatar life action show . . . RUN
I'm sorry but,...
'Goku: OwO Edition'
XD
*IM CRYING 😂*
hearing the word “homestuck” muttered by this man hurts more than any broken bone
last time I was this early to a pm video, I was still a girl and I was in an airport
@No Impulse plan to Thailand?
That math one was wrong afaik, (-∞,∞) is a point with those coordinates, [-∞,∞] is what they meant.
The_Biblioklept actually since infinity is not a technical number the interval notation would be with parentheses and not brackets.
I'm sure I would be. ]-∞,∞[
Hey PM! I just wanted you to know that you and your videos have really helped me keep going. I myself deal with a lot of mental illness and have gone through so many days just struggling. And seeing you, still fighting, posting, and making people laugh, it really inspires me, and I’m sure it inspires so many others. Thank you for being a model for all of us, you really have put a smile on our faces. I appreciate you and thank you for making so many people smile, and I’m happy that in the process of making these videos, find things to help you smile and feel better.
Seymour genuinely cracking up at a post has to be the purest sound I've ever heard.
16:04 omg its little shop of horrors m dude yaaass
Audrey2 my dude
9:44 thats quitter talk
Wow, I've never been this early. Uh..... [Insert pun and or joke here]
Ahaha I get funny joke
(Insert generic reply)
Wow, original reply
@@preposteroustoast 《insert generic response》
2:50 "Hydrage before you die-drate" has been my catchphrase for months now and I never remembered where I got it. I started watching these videos again, came across this, and now I know why.
1:53 It's also a _really_ stupid idea, because a good driver will _turn off the radio_ to make sure the siren wasn't real.
7:50 as a homestuck can confirm
me too. have you SEEN rainbow drinker kanaya?
Palmer Patel I have never seen anything about Homestuck, and now I am scared.
agreed
i mean
*e r i d a n*
@@empatheticapathy3563 you should be scared
We shall unleash our youth rolls next year.
I was confused when he said “I think that means the world is Steven” because my name is Stephen and then I was like oh wait duh
You’re the only reason I don’t break down hourly and only daily
Can I just say that I found this channel on January 20, 2020(it’s Monday) and this channel is straight vibin.
Mind you I woke up to a 3 hour compilation of it and subscribed after I finish the rest of the 2 hours I saw
Area 51
Everyone fallen as horsegirls ride into battle....
*me a sabaton fan:* WHEN THE WINGED HASSAR ARRIVED!
Thank u so much
4:46 *god bless america imtensifies*
My school had the paper thing instead of the toothpaste thing. Our teacher had us crumple up a piece of paper as much as we wanted. When we all had small paper balls, she told us to unfold them without tearing them. It was hard. Then we had to try and get rid of the wrinkles. It was about how the impact of our words affect others and they can't be taken away.
14:40 As a Kirby one-trick, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you that he only says "poyo" in his Rivals of Aether forme with a specific Workshop Copy Ability and as such should be called Hai in a Smash context.
*2:10** HAH! Joke’s on you, I have headphones!*
6:44
we did something similar in school, with a piece of paper. we'd draw ourselves, scrunch it up, pass it around, scrunch it up more, then take it back and we were told to get it 'as straight as possible' (haha not possible for me-) anyways, the message was basically the same, think before you do things because sometimes, the things you do can't be forgiven. even if you apologise, it will ALWAYS hurt whoever you did it to. sorry for the bad grammar.
The toothpaste words project reminds me of the bandage project.
So the teacher asks everyone to pick a (school appropriate) random spot on their body that hurts. Then they pick one child and asked where their “boo boo” is and puts a bandage on it. They then proceeded to put a bandage on every student on the same spot as the first student, regardless of where their spot was.
This lesson is to teach the difference between equity and equality to children, and how just because someone may get modifications/accommodations to the lesson, it doesn’t mean that everyone else is being treated unfairly. It is because those are bandage for their particular boo-boo, and that others don’t need those bandages.
Hang on, I had a buzz lightyear toy, must be somewhere around 15 to 20 years ago now, and it was eventually passed onto my grandmother for my cousins to play with when they're at her house. A couple of weeks ago I found it, and EVERYTHING STILL WORKED.
13:03 AND I FELT SO STUPID WHEN AS A KID, I THOUGHT THAT SONG WAS ABOUT SPIDERMAN
BUT I WAS RIGHT
THE SONG WAS WRITTEN ABOUT SPIDERMAN
I think hearing Lucario called Goku: OwO Edition was the single quickest worst experience of my life
As an artist, I can say that volume is actually height, width, and depth in a shape.
Use a popsicle stick or pencil to create space in the empty toothpaste container, then use a funnel, spoon and pencil to push the toothpaste back into the container. Yes, I did that, and the teacher IGNORED what I did so he could teach that "lesson"
3:29
a group of crows is called a murder
I W O N D E R W H Y
10:02,
Why hello there Remus.
missed the perfect opportunity to say “gowoku”. i am on the floor
3:00
To ones who don't get the reference.
Its an avatar joke.
In book 1 (which they use "books" to signify when a new chapter has happened to say.) Zuko is practically a full maniac looking to please his father in the fire nation/evil but in book 3, hes more of a nice caring guy, who goes from antagonist to basically a tag-along support that helps Aang in his adventures.
Or in simple terms.
He is basically Knuckles (from sonic.) Where in the start hes evil due to the main villain, then turns to the good guy by the end.
3:18 We've found Steven Universe!
Bologna is just Hotdogs in pancake form.
Why am I always drinking tea whenever I watch your videos?
"Totes yeet, yo" made me black out a little from laughing. Thanks for that.
9:00 wouldn't there also be a chance where 1 or 0 stand up, because everyone at that table could be female, or non-binary and don't identify with male words, or whatever else there is as options?
Idk why I felt a need to respond that this time but still
I'm here somewhat early
I'm here somewhat late
@@goldkat1 I'm somewhat later
Imagining these being said by the Sides from Sanders Sides is really fun
3:05 reference to Prince Zuko in Avatar: The Last Air Bender who later became Fire Lord Zuko.
These intros are on more drugs than RUclips :/
Do you need help?
I'm sick today so yes. Gimme drugs
P.M. Seymour the best way to not get sick is to eat pomegranates and go to bed at five
Which five is up to you but it’s important to get 10 hour of sleep
Also bread and jam cause it makes ya happy in your heart
5:25 first
I hate you for giving me chills at the Area 51 bit XD
12:43 I thought they wanted me to imagine what would be if dragons were hired to write musical about spiderman, and i went with it until the radioactive part where i realised that i may have gotten something wrong
I L I T E R A T E
*DARK ILLITERATE*
ZEROSUITFLANDERS
*psychopath*
It’s a B I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I NGE COMPILATION
As someone who volunteers at a wildlife rehab, the comment about waterfowl is very true. Herons are worse than geese though. They have long sharp beaks and have a tendency to target the eyes.
12:02 I guess you could say giving someone a bunch of waterfowl is pretty fowl
yay I’m early
Whoops I don’t have a good comment
Third like first comment. That’s what I see anyway
NahBLUBunny probably third like, indeed first comment
Also the idea of horsegirls breaking into Area 51 is giving me Animorphs #14 vibes.
“Identity theft must be incredibly easy for lego people.”
Justin McElroy: write that down, write that down!
Hearing you laugh hysterically at the dildo comment made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed in over a year
The oldies one hit me the other day. Driving to work, the Beastie Boys was on 92.5. Which is classics. Mainly from the late 70s, 80s, and 90s. Holy cow
7:18 i love how its singular Florida man, leading me to believe that florida man is the shaggy of the internet
I never knew about the toothpaste words project until today, and I never had to do it, but I really wish I had. Probably would've made me less of an idiot in life.
Also that thing about fireworks or gunshots is incredibly accurate and dredged up a lot of repressed memories.