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Cosmic Wonders Ep 1 Goes live today~
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I've never cared about anything less
@@BAGGY_305 that’s fine, but no one cares
I just saw it. It looks like CW is going to be a fun series. Mixing the sprites with voice acting gives it a visual novel vibe. That said, it’s difficult to make out what some characters are saying sometimes. I think giving it subtitles could help (RUclips’s autogenerated subtitles are often lacking).
Thank you for creating and uploading this series.
By the way, did Shiro have a vision?
First;
We DID domesticate bears. Brown bear cubs were raised as pets by the Vikings since pre history, and, bear trainsets across north Europe and Russia had domesticated bears to the point they could act as seeing eye dogs.
Then, they made training bears to these purposes ILLEGAL, by animal rights activists. It's not even that they ussed ANY of the more " inhumane" techniques of pre history. They even left those out.
It's LITERALLY that a " trained" bear, wouldn't survive in the wild, due to loosing there natural instincts for foraging and hunting.
That's it.
And, you wonder WHY people, even before they started shitting on Steve Irwin, people were mad at animal rights activists. : (
2. Hang on; I had another post I wanted to mention in the video, but, I was listening while typing, and, I will have the " re watch" for it.
Ahh, that was it;
While the dm IS simply a player with extra responsibilities, that doesn't always meen, that, there a GOOD player.
And, as that player runs the WHOLE FRICKEN WORLD, and, can't simply be delegated to a BAVKGROUND role, like other players, when that player is bad, you have but 1 option;
Make your own fun.
A. Dm wants to role for every social interaction, without judging ANY on rp ;
If you rp before the die roll; make every statement that comes out of your mouth so rediculous, that, they have to give secret backstory and personality traits that are suddenly revealed, in order to explain HOW the roll passed.
If you roll before the interaction, make all low / obviously failing rolls plot relevant, well crafted, logical rp, and, all high / seemingly passing rolls, seemingly completely irrelevant, dada'ist , god tear shit posts.
B. If your dm doesn't allow a 19 to pass on a planned skill check, or, a 20 to pass on an unplanned skill check, under the statement " critical hits are only for combat" , that fine.
They just gave you permission AND incentive, to kill everything you meet / see.
As a gm, they are NOT allowed to use any creature, whose cr is more then 3 points above the party level. If they put in a creature that appears as such, it will and must ALWAYS contain a special template, which reduces difficulty.
Thus, until level 5 , you main strategy consists of having uncanny dodge, gaining increased crit range weapons, killing anyone who doesn't subsurviently follow you, starting with hirelings and leadership, and, simply slautering everything in your path, for the XP, worse then any orc band.
And, yes; everything has an XP value for defeating it, and, killing is an undeniable method of causing it to be " defeated".
Your gm may try to argue that this renders your characters alignment as " evil".
Simply bring up, that, to be evil, on must cause unnecessary suffering, not pertinent to accomplishing a goal. Since the only guaranteed victory condition in the world is killing, murdering as much as possible, as quickly and efficiently as possible, isn't evil by the rules of the game. It's neutral, since, it has a definitive effect, you are using the best tools at hand to accomplish that effect, and, you are being efficient at gaining that effect.
This is a perfectly balanced argument, in this context.
If the gm argues early on " it's not cannon to the world, your character doesn't know what xp and crits are" , simply kill your current character, and, use a character with the " another world" first party background, from wizards of the coast.
Then, your free base the logic on pure math of crits and XP, as you wish.
Once at level 5 , or, more pragmatically, at level 4 , your goal is to find a weapon, or, gain a spell; weakness, which removes immunity to critical hits, as, that's the SOONEST a gm, can include such creatures.
You can even include a main goal for the backstory of the character, that, they find the world broken, due to only combat having a guaranteed chance of success, and, they want to use ultimate level 20 power, to change that.
Given that could bring peace to the world in some fashion, that's even enough, in the context of DND, to be considered " good" , by most standards, since, " good" characters aren't penalized for murder, and, often chastised for trying to redeem foes or find diplomatic solutions, almost as if to point out " murder is the only sure fire solution" , as a WORLD RULE.
Remember; a gm CAN include " levels of success" , which slowly give a bonus, that accumulates to a pass, for what you desire, if you keep rolling. A success doesn't mean you get what you want automatically, just that you get a step closer to it.
And, if a gm doesn't like a scene or type of roleplay, they are ALWAYS allowed to " fade to black" , and, not to the scene, so long as the events of the scene, still remain part of the stories cannon.
However, fully denying the rolls outright, without a " graduated level" of success rolls needed or possible, is outright PERMISSION, to begin acting as a pragmatic serial killer.
C. Gm won't stop killing your characters loved ones " for the drama" , or, putting you into obtuse situations where YOUR character, ends up being the one to kill them?
That's fine. Just take the cursed background, and, give your characters the cursed fetishes of necrophilia and incest from the boe.
Remember; the gm can fade to black from any RP involving a character they control.
But, a corpse is an object, not a character.
If they don't stop after that, at least the others will stop showing up to the sessions, and, they'll have trouble finding a party to gm for.
D. If the gm simply chooses to ignore your characters backstory, and, doesn't bring it up, that's fine.
Simply assign back stories to THERE npc's, as dictated by YOUR character, and, refuse gm " head cannon" for the npc's.
Do it firmly, deliberately, with belief, and frequently enough, and, they will forget THERE head cannon for the characters, and, go with the head cannon YOU assert, as, that will be the DOMINANT memory, of the character.
E. If a gm tries to control YOUR character, or, force YOUR character into a scripted situation, just do the following;
Note; for this, always carry the following;
If the game is played in person, a knife.
If the game is played online / through an app, like roll20, a screen recorder.
If it's in person, then, simply resolve the screen with the other players as you and they see fit / find fun, ignoring the gm and moving the minis as you will.
When the screen is resolved to the players liking, you may allow the gm to continue to the next screen. If they try to treat the player generated results as non cannon, the session simply ends early. If they treat it as cannon, the game goes on.
If they try to prevent your plot discussion or movement of the miniatures/ dice, stab there hand, and, continue like nothing happened.
Trying to force character out of your representative work is a form of gaslighting and emotional abuse.a defence of temporary insanity can easily be baised on that, and, there are more then a few psychological studies, to back up a large, physical, forceful result, to an accidental trigger of emotional abuse.
As well; your character is considered YOUR creative work. Forcing your name, in a public setting, onto a piece of creative work, which has been modified away from your intentions or message, is considered defamation in the least, if not infringement on unique creative work.
They control the setting and world. Your character can die, get rich, expierience trauma, find love, or any number of things in that world, up to the one who controls that world.
However, YOU control your characters RESPONSE to that, and, attempted ACTIONS in that world, not them.
That response MAY get them killed. However, making that response is YOUR choice to make.
If the gm tries to say something to the effect of, for example " the soal doesn't wish to return" , when someone is using resurrection or raise dead on your character, that's not there call to make. It's yours.
If on an online app, simply call a break, cut out there map / tokens from the video, discuss what happens with the other players, and, return with the RP logs, explaining " well, this is what happened while you were away".
If they refuse to accept, simply report them for abusive / demeaning behavior, depending on what it's called in that particular app.
.... Cont
Another way to turn life into a musical is for a brief period play a song everyone will/should know, then start to sing it, see who many join in
"send his ass on a strange journey" is what gandalf thought when he laid eyes on bilbo
"It'll make you get your shit together, and it'll make me lose my shit laughing" - Gandalf the gey.
thats a persona 2 blog! bet he meant Strange Journey literally...
@@mortadelofilemon2086 p
I love your profile
That’s what I say to all my ocs
“SEND THEIR ASSES ON A STRANGE JOURNEY!”
Yep
That’s how I treat my ocs
An Irish curse “may the devil use your spine as a ladder to pick apples in the garden of hell” and I’m so mad I can’t use that more often
I will use it, now
"May the work of fiction you hold dearest become a meme and is milked for all it's worth" is a really good one
For all it is AND isn't worth.
*_bleed it dry_*
I really like the curse of finding water in the desert by stepping in it with your sock
No, no, no
If you're walking around the desert in socks, then there's some other problem going on. Also, just go walk in the other dry, hot part with you socks, it'll dry soon.
Slurp it out
@@benjaminroos2996 That started off promising, but the end didn’t really make sense, try wording your threat a little differently
Which immediately soaks it up and taints it
Gives example curse: "I hope all cats hate you."
Me, tearing up: First of all, we were joking around...
"I hope you find a fanfic that you absolutely love more than any other, just for it to end in a cliffhanger and never be updated again"
My favorite curse is "I hope you eat a lily" bc most people won't get it but lilies are actually poisonous to eat
Buttercups also work. Not fun to eat. Can fuck up your throat and intestines.
Here's one: I hope when your getting your photo taken for your ID you sneeze mid picture.
"i hope u receive 4 spider lilies in your mailbox at 4:49 am" towards a japanese person would also be good
Also, important note on the toxicity of lilies: they are even more toxic to dogs and cats that to humans, especially cats. A cat that rubs up against a lily and gets pollen on its fur can die if it ingests that pollen while grooming itself. If you have cats, don't bring lilies into your house.
My favorite curse comes from Howl's Moving Castle;
"May all your bacon burn!"
Billy Crystal’s delivery is what sold it for me.
(The original line was more like Calcifer outright threatening that HE would burn the bacon. The dub “curse” version was funnier just for how sullen and resentful he sounds, like he isn’t even INTENTIONALLY trying to do the burning)
You did it you found the best curse.
That's just sadistic
The curse i yelled at myself "may you always find love but never be able to pursue it"
Those likes are painful. How dare you understand. You poor soul. You will do well in life. Just trust your heart a little more. If not for yourself, then please... for me.
“May no dog ever love you anymore.” Is the worst one I can come up with.
This.... of all the ones ive seen, THIS is the most heinous shit
"May your internet always be functional, but so unbearably slow that it may as well be broken" is one I like
Still asking PM. Seymour for a binge episode of all his binge compilation intros (don't lie to yourselves you'd all watch it)
Yes please
It's the bit I tend to skip tbh
Yeeeeaaaahhhhh
I won’t never not won’t watch that video
@@LucaTheStar make it a multiple part series
My curse for you is this; i hope that whatever character you will voice in the future will always be compared to the best character you ever voiced (in your case this is Travis)
I hope you always forget something in the morning
@@amgry_leaf8546 i hope you always *feel* like you forget something in the morning and end up being late only to find out the thing you needed was in your pocket the whole time
I don't get it
"May you never be able to enjoy media again because you see how every plot is a cash grab that sucks out the wonder and enjoyment out of your every experience"
Yes I am suffering from this and yes my favorite genre is fiction/fantasy
May I recommend?
Ladyhawke (1985), starring Matthew Broderick and Michelle Pfeffier.
It’s really good, and the story is extremely simple and sincere, with not an insecure, cash-grabbing bone in its body. The only part that could be construed as “cash-grabbing” is the cast, and it’s more likely that Richard Donner was just appealing to the execs to get the film made in the first place.
@@phastinemoon 👀
O7
"Send his ass on a strange journey"
Yeah, just throw him into an extradimensional, ever-expanding abyss in the middle of the arctic and make him fight demons made of pure data.
Is... Is this a Digimon reference?
@@nekomataumbreon Nope.
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey.
@@nekomataumbreon Shin Megami Tensei
@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 ah. Well you kinda also described the plot of Digimon season 1 and that's why I asked.
Some of my favorite curses:
May a bird of paradise fly up your nose
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
May you always feel like you need to sneeze, but never do
May you step on a Lego every night just as you are going to bed
And for my fellow knitters and crocheters: May all your projects run out of yarn just before the end of the last row.
“I Hope all your pretzels are soggy.” “May all your Wii disks be scratched.”
Sir Terry Pratchett had the best curse ever “may you live in interesting times”
That's not his: He just borrowed it.
May you find an absolute gem of a fanfiction that hits all the spots. Last updated 2017
And its missing the last two chapters
Why must you hurt people in this way?
Hey, don’t call me out like this!
Adding to the curse discourse.
"I hope your updates never leave 99%."
“I hope your fandom is overrun with cringe kids who don’t understand inappropriate shipping”
That’s a really long way of saying “I hope you join the gacha fandom” you got there
or the DSMP fandom
I was not prepared for “THE MILK IS SPICY!”
I feel like if Jack Black didn’t become famous he would’ve ended up as a voice actor anyways. Somewhere there is a parallel universe where Jack Black voices one-off generic NPC no. 2951 from Genshin Impact and Barry Goodman for Fire Emblem Heroes, and barely anyone is batting an eye at it.
May your lights always flicker when you stop observing them.
May your favorite character get voiced by Chris Pratt
there is nothing on god's green earth could've possible prepared me to read that sentence holy shit
This hurts. This really hurts.
…why must you hurt me in this way
How dare??
Or Patrick Warburton
He has exactly 1 voice
2:37 did this in my D&D campaign. aloof Changeling Paladin with a crippling fear of undead met the Lich BBEG, got their arm broken, their weapon broken, and life energy sapped. that was 8 months ago and they still haven't emotionally recovered
Halfway through watching your video, I thought "Huh, PM. Seymour is in hyper mode right now" without realizing the video is at 1.25x speed, and if it wasn't in the epitome of sleep deprivation, I don't know what is :"D
*talks about 45° angles
*tilts the post 315°
I think my favourite curse is either "may all your orange juice be lukewarm" or "I hope your next cup of hot chocolate is cold"
Rather then simply "is cold" how about "I hope your next cup of hot chocolate turn lukewarm the moment it touches your tongue"? Burn their lips and tease them with warmth, only to rip it away at the last moment.
The one that me and my best friend use is: "I hope you stub your toe"
Cold hot chocolate is just chocolate milk. What you’re looking for is room temperature.
The temptation to watch the shorter videos is palpable but this is so much more worth it
May you become hopelessly hyperfixated on a character from your favorite film or game, but with an interpretation of depth and intrigue where the rest of the fandom sees them as nothing more than a shallow joke character, so there's no content or fanfictions revolving around the character online and whevever you say you like the character you're met with "Oh yeah, they're pretty funny lol"
In other words, may you be a fan of Kel from Omori.
Sounds specific there mate, u alr?
Ken the Jedi Prince.
For the curses allow me to pull this one from your core memories: "May your garden be overgrown and your Cucumbers be Soft"
Rolf from Ed edd and Eddy?!
I curse thee with, "I hope your boss always remembers something you need to do right before you leave work."
"May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits." Is the best curse.
My favorite cures " I hope you step on a random Lego sharp side up every time"
4:27 I stg this post made me do the M. Bison "YES!"
So glad that the binge compilation got posted today, it’s a nice thing to distract from having the flu
hope you feel better soon
The "winning DnD by having a good time with your friends" one is so true because while I don't play DnD myself, I watched a streamed campaign that just ended a lil while ago and it was so clear the players were having a blast and it really felt like they won at the end because it was genuinely so fun without anyone actively trying to piss the DM off or frustrate them, it was nice
(The campaign is Cobalt Fallen Sun by Nijisanji ex-ID members if ppl are interested)
:D cant wait for cosmic wonders
i have a cursed one! "i hope your drawing pad is cracked in the middle so you can't draw what you need right in the middle"
"I hope that your teammates in online games are always bad enough that you cannot physically win a single match, but they're good enough that reporting them for griefing/feeding will do absolutely nothing."
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 OOOOO THATS A GOOD ONE HOLY SHIT
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 “I hope your minecraft build is slightly off but also not but only at a certain angle”
@@papafresh7636 "I hope that you get 95% of the way through cooking yourself a lovely meal, only to find out you're missing that one ingredient that makes is truly divine, so you have to settle for a mediocre proxy of the meal you've been looking forward to and craving all day, so you not only get disappointed at the meal, but also that you used your good ingredients on lacklustre nourishment."
May you receive fame and praise unending for a thing you wish everyone would forget.
2:22 makes me instantly think of my shadow elemental who's generally not afraid of crap and tends to make others anxious at his very presence. However, his very well hidden fear is the 4th wall. He's intensely terrified by the idea- no, *fact* that there's someone always observing and controlling him like he's Kris in Deltarune. He's the only one with enough eldritch knowledge to understand and believe it, and also the only one to fully realize the existential horror of said concept.
11:46 the problem with trying to make the DM cry is that they ARE the rulebook, they can literally just ban your character/ make an ingame reason why Stabby McInstakill could not kill the Tarrasque in one turn
A curse: "May you ever have an annoying song in your head that can never be found." Also...that legendary Pokemon thing...not a pokeball...a premier ball. That's the big flex.
4:55
"Crying" i- I JUST LIKE TO IMAGINE THINGS AS HUMANS
countryhumans
SAME :(
8:42 my first thought was tsukasa tenma from project sekai. he dresses masculinely but he does it so well. also applies to emu otori from the same media.
"May your phone charger only work at a certain angle" is a personal favorite of mine
I wish everyone a pleasant evening and hope every time you open your utensil drawer the first utensil you take out of the drawer has a little visible bit of dried food still stuck on it. I wish you only the best life, where every second time you want to boil the kettle there's just slightly too little water in there for a full cup; that your shower tap is calibrated with increments jumping from too cold directly to too warm with no nice temperature, except for when the water pressure is too low and that every night when you are about to sleep you hear the sound of a mosquito just beyond your reach, and that wherever you sleep something on the ceiling is just slightly non-simmetrical. A curse upon the wind around you, so that it never blows from behind, but always from directly ahead.
Sometimes people watch cartoons as a kid, enjoy those characters, maybe get crushes on them, decide to make an in-universe OC or else build their own universe with unique but similar characters, find that there are indeed other people like them, and group together.
They enjoy being there, get involved in the artistic side, get really close with others in the community, join them on social media and in games, and even meet up in real life at dedicated conventions. Not to mention, they also dress up as their characters for those conventions.
And then along comes *SOME ABSOLUTE CHUMP* who decides that for whatever reason, being associated with fellow people who developed into this fandom over time, and even the fandom itself, is worthy of a death sentence. What would you do in that situation? What can you do? How far would you go just to keep your people safe? How could someone be this cold? Why do the evils of the world get to run free while you’re forced to your knees.
This is what my people face. Consider this.
Oh thank goodness. I have been in a horrible mood all day and that little birb was what I needed to see
I wish that whenever you try to find a particular reading of a meme or a post in PM Seymour's videos, you can't remember which video it came from
I always write my d&d worlds with as much world building as I can fit because occasionally I will stumble across players who like me gets attached to the worlds I create no matter how small or insignificant they seemingly are.
And I want to be able to when the final battles are over and the final goal is reached tell them:
"If you wish to stay here longer then you may, there is so much more in this world for you to see and experience, if the rest of your party do not wish to keep travelling with you as they once did that is okay you may find new friends, create new adventures. Stay as long as you like for I built all of this for you."
Because I myself know the pain of far too early having to let go of a story so very important to you that it becomes part of your core being and I would not wish that upon anyone.
I have a curse that works 100% of the time and it has been passed from parent down to parent
“One day you will have a kid and they will treat you exactly as you have treated me now”
Hey P.M I’m watching this and I got to the part with the curses and I had a good one . May your stories always corrupt when you save them.
May all the ice cream you buy have one fly in it
,,may your internet be restricted to 64kb/s " thou shall know my pain
The sloth part made me laugh so hard because lately my sister is going through a sloth faze, she has sloth covered PJ's she has sloth plushies everywhere..... She's... In... Her 30's..
Tell her that I have a sloth purse that looks like there's a sloth holding onto my shoulder.
@@unknowncreature-0069 no because the she'd want one lol
@@turboferret3582 but then we'd match!
Omg I went through a sloth phase my 12yr old ass was like “imma gON MOVE TO FLORIDA AND RESCUE SLOTHS!!!” While my family watched with double expresso’s like “that’s nice honey”
@@distantmaniacallaughter8690 lol but my sister is in her 30's she even has sloth plushies sitting in her car
The Potterheads will be using this curse for a long time. “I hope your favourite living Harry Potter character gets killed off in the next fanfic you read”
My favorite insult is “I hope you have a small consistent pain in a random part of your arm at all times so you struggle between looking like an idiot at the doctors or worrying It is something worse”
7:02 I hope whenever you go to reheat your mashed potatoes, there’s always cold chunks in the center that you can never seem to warm up
Here's my curse! "May all of your garlic bread be burnt, no matter the quality of the chef who made it."
For the insult: I'll curse you to never sleep comfortably except right before your alarm goes off.
"Let Jack Black do whatever he wants" is good applicable advice in any industry or situation
6:23 "May no Garment you ever purchase fit exactly right, but not severely enough to where you can't wear it".
don't mind me, just writing this one down for later.
may every time you crochet or knit, you never have enough yarn to complete the last 2-5 stitches of your project and the maker has ran out of the matching colour
"May your favorite song be violently and constantly misinterpreted."
No, SIU is not a villain song and I will die before I ever use it in that context.
Petition to change DNI from “Do not interact” to “Do not interfere”. It makes it clear that you’re not antisocial and are totally happy to have people around _as long as_ they don’t get in the way of what you’re doing.
my new favorite insult is "you're so stupid that you could go in a circle clockwise and still not make a right turn."
I hope your favorite book gets a gritty TV adaptation played by people twice their age pretending to be 20.
1:55
This is SO me with Playtime with Percy
It's only 59% to pass in SOME states, a number require at least 70% as that is the minimum for a C- and anything under a C- is considered failing. So that means out of 100 question we have to get 70 right, at a MINIMUM.
Curse: may you never trust any connection you make with another sentient being. May it always feel either tenuous or insincere.
so rewatching this i had a few thoughts.
1: adults who need to practice screaming in fear should first practice screaming in rage. The reason is that it's a lot easier to let out your volume when you're angry so it's easier to wear away the stigma of being loud with that, then when it comes time to scream in fear you're not as embarrassed to be loud as you have gotten use to being loud around these people, and can there for focus on tuning from rage, to fear.
2: As for curses. hm. 'The delusion you hold that I harbor ill will towards you is tiresome, i hope some day you realize just how little I care, but I do not think your ego would allow it.'
07:08 I hope that all the lids on your seasonings are loose enough that when you go to cook something, it falls off and all of the contents are spilled, ruining the dish.
08:16 isn't that like the Missing Kids Incident from FNAF?
20:15
genshin has a tendency to slap you right in the feels and watch you lay in a puddle of own sorrow
My favored curse is "May you hit A one too many times whenever you visit a Pokemon Center"
The battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who don't is just a circle drawn around one person
Yeah, the one hater
My favourite curse is the mismatched socks because for me it would bother me to no end but if my wife were cursed with it she wouldn’t care since she never bothers to match her socks in the first place 😂
As someone who has played terraria for over half a decade now, seeing that post about the wiki makes me seethe because it puts into context how many hours have gone into that game.
Update: I am now out of binge compilations and am now sad about it. Time to go rewatch my favourite blocky bois on their little island in the middle of space until I'm tired enough to get off the couch and go to bed
"I hope your game always autosaves just before an inescapable death"
heres a good curse for you seymour, may every character you ever voice receive at least one comment along the lines of "is that travis from aphmau". this ones especially terrifying because of just how possible it is
My personal favorite insult/curse is “I hope you have the day you deserve” because I just love how passive aggressive it is.
6:50 "I hope your favorite character dies off-screen" is one I came up with.
"I hope your shoes get shredded and all your floors turn to lego" is a particularly brutal one I heard.
For the strange curses: “May the song you hate most be stuck in your head, and every time you get it out, you see a video or an ad with it playing, getting it stuck in your head again.”
Those were some pretty damning curses. The most evil I’ve ever seen is still “I hope you occasionally sneeze on your screen”
"I hope your dinner burns your tongue" is my favorite that I never got to use, because if someone has beaf with me I just run away as fast as I can.
2:51
At my school you need to get an 80% to pass a test. Most teachers allow you to do test corrections to get bumped up (to 80%) though.
The curse - I hope you get all ready for bed and just as you're about to drift off you get the immediate urge you need the toilet
a personal favorite curse of mine is "may your soda be always flat and warm." the blessing alternative to this is "May your soda be never flat nor warm."
"I hope your coffee always goes disgustingly, uncomfortably, cold before you can drink it in time."
8:12 I've set it before and I'll say it again... fnaf
4:51 I shed a single tear bc haha, I’m in the undertale fandom and iTS ALREADY TOO LATE FOR US
My fav curse is that "i hope that every left shoe you own will have a small pebble under the sole of the shoe that is impossible to get out without ripping it apart and everytime you walk you feel it occasionaly when you hit it at "just" the right angle. You will be in pain for a few seconds"
my favorite curse is probably "I hope you feel your bones when you get reeeaaally comfortable"
“I hope nobody ever holds the door for you when your carrying a big, heavy box”
My personal favorite curses are: 1.)May your bed be turned into cold hard cement. 2.) May all stores in existence run out of your favorite snacks. 3.) May your favorite teacher suddenly hate you with a burning passion.
2:20 preferably better than the Hero without fear Anakin Skywalker being afraid of loosing his wife and unborn child* to a mysterious death. And ending up becoming the sith lord that tortured his daughter and cut off his son's hand.
* yes we know that it turned out to be children.