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That underwear is an SCP, someone needs to call the Foundation.
But why not make someone you hate use them.
@@asdraanimationl118 And then call the foundation. So they either keep the guy or kill him on the spot.
Or let the Federal Bureau of Control take it.
@@clem-lv2rwI like your way of thinking.
bruh he literally calls it an SCP in the narration
As someone who knows historians, all of those are true, you won’t believe what I learned about Hildria from Medieval England.
Wha did ya learn
Was it dangerous?
Can I know about Hildria? Who is Hildria? What atrocities have been committed?
And are you detectives?
@@inyoface05 they figure out the shit that no one really knows about.
An actual conversation in french:
“Ca va?”
“Ca va!”
“Ca va”
𝐸𝑁𝐷
underated comment
I got utterly cheated out of my language classes but yeah. Checks out.
Meaning?
@@soramikami4383 i think the best translation i can give is :
"ok?" ("are you ok ?")
"ok!" ("i am ok!")
"ok" ("ok")
(each time it's like "it's ok")
@@SparkDragon42 ok, very cool. You are a good man.
cat permit sounds more like a permit that makes it to where you can own more than the max amount of cats instead of a permit for cats to be cats.
Ma'am do you have a permit for 14 cats?
You'll never take me and my army of cats alive
wait theres a maximum amount of cats??? my grandma has 11 xF
It rather sounds like a permit to act as a cat. The only way to own more than what exists...
My friend once had 27, she had to give them all away except 2 so she could move
Did you know: 1:52 that is *exactly* how us italians pronunce "testosterone"
*distant mario wahoo*
@@dareggymeal Now I imagine Mario with so much testosterone he looks like a Jojo character and I'm not sure how to feel about it
As a Italian descendant, I can 100% confirm.
As an Italian trans person, I can confirm
@@lucasknox9694
Watch Terminalmontage's video of speedrunner Mario vs Melee fox then, maybe you will
Sure, it would be only the top, but I think that would be enough
My dog is called Dave and I can confirm that that boring human names post is accurate
My dog is called Mike, it's funny
dog
brian
humor
And my dog's name is Jake!
I got a lil doggo called Larry.
Steve. She’s female, and there’s a story behind it
Okay The domesticated rock looks like a hot water bottle, it's cosiness is a false image
My dog's name is Jack, trust me, I've had to claify "My dog Jack." and it's become second hand shiz I say when talking about my dog.
i had "luis the cat" his name wasnt just luis, it was luis the cat and i loved telling people he was called that 10/10 would recommend
Our dog's name is Raven, to complete strangers it might sound like I'm talking about a lady friend since she likes to cuddle. My friends know better lmao
My cat is called Charlotte but we call her Lottie because when I was little I liked Charlie and Lola ( she had a sister that we named Lola ) so we changed Charlie to Charlotte and we call her lottie so much that she doesn’t know Charlotte is her name
5:04
I KNOW, RIGJT?!? It’s so stupid. Just let me eat my cake and vibe dude.
Let us have cake!
Let us eat cake and watch How to Train Your Dragon movies!
Does Aphrodite truly hold no power you?
Lucas Knox
Whomst?
The Phantom
ThAt wAsnT veRy cOmmUnISm oF yOu, fRiEnD
As an Asexual I can confirm I have a life ruining addiction to drawing dinosaurs and eating mac and cheese
Not even the cheese... just the mac
I don't draw dinosaurs I draw dragons is that ok
@@starkeeper_youtube YES
@@starkeeper_youtube what are dragons hut dinosaurs with wings?
3:37, If those pants were a scp they’d most likely be safe lvl, but my question is, for those that know scp doctors, if we put them on doctor Gerald, would it cause twice the chaos or cancel them both out?
And for those that don’t know scp lore, dr Gerald is a doctor who seems to be anomalously bad luck itself, always ending up injured and wounded in even the simplest task. My favorite one was a report from clef who found him being choked to death by his tie because of a paper shredder, in which clef said “ I was gonna walk away... but it was just to sad to look at.”
Honestly, this comment is the most scp lore I’ve ever learned in all my years of living, so thank you
What's scp?
@@HyacinthTheArtist oh man what a question. So physically, its a "wiki" with thousands of entries for "anomalous" objects that act outside of what is normal or could be considered possible. Many being horrific and extremely dangerous, some even world ending. To extend on that, the SCP universe is, well, the universe(s) where these objects exist and where the data for the wiki was gathered. The titular SCP Foundation (Secure, Contain, Protect; this also happens to be their motto) is a massive organization that collects and locks away as many of these entities as possible. These entries are all efforts in creative writing by many many people and was started by one dumb 4chan post about SCP-173.
I think that's accurate lol.
@@blurguy171711111 thanks, I was confused
Thank you for explaining the lore beneath! /gen
Aphobic types be like: "How can I mind my own business if you have no business to mind??? EVERYONE HAS BUSINESS!"
They must be jealous that we don't fall prey to mortal temptations.
I’ll just be over here eating an entire box of kraft Mac and cheese
Asexual's businesses are garlic bread, mac and cheese and cake
They're terrified that we don't fall prey to aphrodites dumb plots. Like, seriously, every awful idea seems to lead back to someone trying to get into someone else's pants.
Without that weakness, we are unstoppable.
Aphobics are afraid we'll take all the extra cheesy mac and dinosaur nuggets
Now that we know that pm likes scp, we need to convince him to do scp readings
*Y E S*
I NEED HIM TO READ 999
Please no. That would mean most likely delving into Trevor Henderson. I’ve seen enough Siren Head and DEFINITELY enough Cartoon Cat.
He should read the abridged version of incident 239-B
@@justin2308 Why? They're completely seperate.
Gossips who tease the dead
There’s a spider in my room and I can’t find it
Burn the room
Is he paying rent?
that’s the spider’s room now
WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMN LAVA LAUNCHER?!
I think hot water can lure out a spider
4:54 That would be aromantics, but hooray for recognizing the bs standards of others nonetheless.
I’m still questioning if I’m actually pansexual or just panromantic asexual…
*confused screaming*
@@irishuisman1450 take your time, my dude! if you want a bit of advice, i mistook my body repulsion for asexuality. i am 100% sexually active, at the time i just couldn't stand my body existing bc it made me want to puke whenever i looked at it.
if that doesn't speak to you, no biggie, it's just that i noticed a few of my friends went through the same ordeal. but really take ur time and don't rush things, n make sure you get sex education (like actual proper sex ed, even if that means googling everything yourself) whether or not you think you're ace. it's still important to learn about how to keep our reproductive organs healthy! :3
@@irishuisman1450 It's ok, take your time. It's also ok to change labels if you find something more fitting, or also because sometimes sexuality is fluid, or to not use labels at all.
Its asexuals as well. But the person put kissing as a censor. I personally am grossed out at the idea of kissing. Its gross, and i feel like an elementary school student when i say that.
@@sall45able I also find kissing gross. Me being a germaphobe likely exasperates this.
1:56
"Testosteroni! Come get all your transgettis!"
Me: "Yes, please!"
Ok. Lol
@@maxandcrewreviews6918 There's a spider in your room, watch out
I said the same thing
I stopped listening to “touch-tone telephone” for this. Feel proud, for that is not an easy task.
cAUSE I'M THE RIGHT ONE,
ON MY ToUCH ToNE, ToUCH ToNE TELEPHONE!
I’m the onLy onE on your AM AM rAdiO
I TRY TO CALL YOU EVERYDAY I'M REHEARSING WHAT TO SAY
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out
Transghetti is what spaghetti should be called during pride month
Think about it also. Spaghetti starts off in one form but transitions to another when you cook it.
Blitz You are a genius!
*Inhales through the nose deeply* YES
If we have transgetti, would we have the entire spectrum of LGBT+ pasta?
Why must we limit ourselves to spaghetti? What about macaroni? Lasagna?
Fun fact: Leon Kuwata from the Danganronpa series is the only character in the series who's name starts with the letter L.
11037 just so happens to spell his name upside down flipped and with the points of one of the numbers in 11 connected.
Therefore in my odd opinion, Leon Kuwata took the biggest loss of all of Danganronpa.
i thought it started with 1
@@Xx_Oleander_xX No, it starts with a 7 the 1 is at the end.
11037
When you think about it, we’ve had people who dress up as cats since Ancient Egypt
And we still don't have Cat Girls..I mean what actually gives...nyan.
When you’re fluent in French and an English speaking guy says “bonneJOore”
I know you did your best and all, and you should be congratulated for even trying, but it’s the equivalent of a French guy saying “Offe KUwrse”
and this is why there is a warning label on the French
@@PMSeymour oh snap, oh spaghetti os, oh pussy cat of heaven nó.
BonneJo....
as a French, parodying my own language is the funniest shit ever
As a French, I find these jokes a peasant level of French joke.
Now, reading a french text with lots of complicated words with that bad accent plus the nobility part of the accent, that's the shit I would be talking about if it was ever made.
As a brit i can vibe with that feeling "oh god not the French"
The ace representation: *says that it's okay to not want to kiss people*
Me and most aspecs knowing that it's actually aromantic representation they're talking about: *just gon wait*
3:39
I can attest to this. I have owned precisely one pair of these in my entire life. I wore them seldom. One of the few times I wore them, I... well, storytime.
Back in high school, I was late for class because my locker wouldn't open and I needed to get my textbooks, It was jammed or something. The halls were empty, except for two girls passing behind me. I was eventually able to force my locker open and threw my arms up in celebration, shouting YES! Not two seconds later, my pants fell to my ankles, showing my boxers to the pair of girls walking by. You know that laugh you do when something scary/sudden/shocking happens and you lurch forward a bit with an OH before you start laughing? Yeah, they did that laugh.
1:46
When I was around 10, my neighbor thought it'd be funny to name his dog Arfer Doglas [Like on Green Acres, with Arthur Douglas]
He even gave Arfer a bowtie.
"SCP
I always get pissed when someone says that asexuals arent at all interested in relationships. It just means they arent interested in anything sexual. There is a difference between that and aromantic, which is no interest in relationships. Someone can be asexual and still have a S/O that they kiss and do normal couple stuff other than sexual stuff with. Thank you for reading my rant, but this is literally me.
2:28 A majority of the words Shakespeare made were one of two types: Turning a noun into a verb (to elbow someone out of the way, to toe off a shoe) or making a compound word out of a phrase (ball of the eye -> eyeball). So really, if you wanna make a nice Shakespearean word, all you gotta do is say something like, idk... ahh I stepped on a piece of glass and hurt my footsole
4:54 I think the lack of acceptance come from how both sex and romance have become so normalized in most societies and cultures. People both in and out of the LGBT community have, for lack of better terminology, fetishized sex and romance so much that they simply refuse to believe there are people that don't want either. It really pisses me off when LGBT people stigmatize Ace-Aro, since LGBT people have dealt with stigmatizing attitudes.
2:00 I actually DID find myself. His name is chris and he’s a great friend, we got pretty similar interests.
Me: Sees something funny
MY throat: Issues a demonic high-pitched screech from the pits of *HELL*
To anyone asexual reading this:
Who wants a free very platonic friendly hug?
To anyone else:
Who wants a free hug?
Disclaimer:
Hugs can only he claimed over the internet by the most adorable and kind people. This is everyone that doesn't respond anything homophobic, transphobic, or anything else derogatory.
Hugs can only be redeemed from at least 6 feet away.
This is totally not just a trick to get free hugs and get a few asexual friends
Would you accept a hug from my cat
I do want a hug actually. Platonic friendly hugs are the best (alongside parental units ones of course). So : H U G
Here's a hug! (っ╹v╹ )っ
I’d love a hug
That perfectly cut scream in the end made my night, thank you
The last part should be in a perfectly cut screams video-
Aw yeah. Cat permit and cat crimes
4:45 [Conductor's FLYING ACROSS THE ORCHESTRA]
This the most MOVING part of the play Q_Q
2:42
There this is the time stamp for the ‘Cat permit’ segment
The 99% Audience Score is actually from Book 1 having "the Great Divide" in it.
Fair
@Melody Ackerman Yes, were Aang lies to save the day.
"Oh look, it's the Great Divide!"
"Eh. Let's just keep going."
0:14 what type of moth is this? I must know
ribzcagez! A cute one
If I am not mistaken, that is an Orange-tipped Oakworm/ Peigler's Oakworm moth ( _Anisota Senatoria_ ). They can grow up to 30mm-50mm in length, so they are big floofy moths! They come from the Eastern parts of North America, but can be found in Florida too
@@dareggymeal ty :D
Warm boy moth
+
Also, at the end of the French one, Gavin screams.
People who are ace and aro: Aphrodite has no power over me!
I love SCP-
I can always count on P.M. to give me humour at 2.30AM
4:09 Clearly Tumblr user animedads has never been to Kansas where it rains for actual days at a time. This is not an exaggeration. We don't get rain often, but when we do, it never stops. It will rain on and off(off periods usually last about an hour at the longest)for a full week before we see the sun again.
4:09
OP has clearly never lived in Ireland before. Our seasons are 'the 4-in-1 season', 'A mix of rain and descent weather' (with the entire country turning into Phoenix Arizona during exam season just to spite students), 'Normal amount of rain', and 'OMFG MAKE IT STOP I'M DROWNING 24/7 WTF IS THIS?!'.
(Also, I'm not joking. An Irish spring always features sunshine, cloudy, rain, lightning, thunderstorms, snow, and if you're lucky, a mini-hurricane. We literally have all four seasons squashed into one just so the rest of the year can be rainy af.)
Oh my gaaa...why would anyone what Phoenix? It's hell-hot there. And the people don't like to be rained upon even though they'd still be drier than the standard amount of perspiration.
THANK YOU ,FINALLY, SOMEONE STAND UP FOR ASEXUALS!!!!!!!!
Question: Are you going to steal all the Mac n Cheese ?
@@clothar23 They can't, I already stole it all.
@@clothar23 me: *asexual smile* yes, yes we will.
@@ravelterthetraveler *NANI???!!!!*
*jojo pose*
0:20 That is the second cutest moth I have ever seen
I was early. So early I can't read the other comments!
eyyy same
Same
One of my favorite things about these is how you have designated, consistent voices for Gaud and Pukicho. Really makes them come alive.
The second I mentioned you, you posted again
Mention him again
Mention him 100 times.
DO IT AGAIN
2:28 some perfectly cromulent words
The statement about asexuals... Makes me feel validated...
You ARE valid
4:09 I agree with this 100%. There was a full on storm earlier today, it was great, it was raining to the point where it was difficult to see even 10 feet in front of you, but then within 8 or maybe 9 minutes, it was clear skies, no storm in sight
MONCH on the FORBIDDEN TOAST
NOOOO HE'S TOO CUTEE
This brightened my day, thank you kind sir
You'll want it to rain for longer periods of time, untill it rains for 3 days straight. Literally, we had a hurricane hit florida in late September, and my city got caught by an edge. She, or it I guess since it was in the Greek alphabet, moved so slow that we had the straight days of rain. It never stopped, only lightened up enough that the dogs would go outside to pee.
It sucked. Because with quarantine you can sit outside in your backyard or front yard and your fine, you're away from everyone and get some air.
That monster was awful, didn't even take out the wifi, just made it so bad you could hardly use it.
I've seen that last one before but it gets me every time thank you for voicing that one it was delightful.
also re: the sheet music post - it was CLEARLY a DEcrescendo
Not first.
Now laugh.
Gotta love the support from PM for everybody, most especially the aces since we don't get a whole lot of representation from people 💜
Anyone else thinking we should let him voice some Handsome Jack quotes
YES
"give pets boring human names"
me, petting my cat, clyde: h u h
at 5:15 i'm asexual...
@Pure_Steve _1153 I was just eating Mac n Cheese earlier...
@Pure_Steve _1153 I own the well of immortality...
@Pure_Steve _1153 I stole it from them...
Lmao same
Ok the ending was classy, that was perfect. I applaud your editing prowess.
WOW IM EARLY WHAT-
Pm, if you see this, I want to thank you. I just had nasal surgery yesterday, which may I say was my first time getting surgery. Your videos help distract me from the harsh pain and nausea that comes in waves, and they help improve my mood. Thank you for making these, they’ve made my recovery process so much easier.
I'm early of one 😊
Why do these videos fill me with an unreasonable amount of joy
For whatever reason bonjour followed by a cut of scream had me in stitches.
I swear I'm laughing more and more with every new video. Tumblr really upped their game with the posts that you find, Seymour.
I love the posts that make Pat high pitched screaming. It will never not be funny.
3:36 I’m too much of a Starkid fan, so whenever I see this, all I can think of is Achmed. And we all know NO ONE REMEMBERS ACHMED.
That perfectly cut scream almost made me lose it. XD Well done Pat. Well done.
YES! I super needed this video today.
😂😂😂That last bit about the French really got me. ROTFLOL!😂😂😂
I love his perfectly cut screams so much
Post is here
that scream at the end has made me laugh out loud for the first time in months
The scream cutting off at the end tho. *perfection*
I have been watching these for a while, i love the binge compilations but these make my brain so goddamn happy
I came in YT to put on some background music, saw another one of your videos, and got distracted from my programming course.
every Frenching time
Hearing him pronounce Chinken Nunget has become one of the greatest moments of my life.
@PM Seymour you make my day a little better every time you post something. I've laughed at least once on every post you've done from this tumblr series. Thank you for that, and hope you have a good week. 😄
1:53 The way he said "Testosterone" it's actually the italian translation of testosterone.
You nailed it.
That last post pulled me out of depression for 5 minutes
5:32 is me when I see French as one of my classes
ATLA had a ending but there are a lot of good shows that ended on cliffhangers that aird a similar time
Why do I never find these amazing Tumblr posts whenever I'm back online
After that high pitched scream at the end I got a pop tart commercial and it honestly fit in so well with the video I thought it was still the video until I realized it was a pop tart commercial....
The cat permits made me so happy I began to vibrate
I would like to clarify I was vibrating for strictly good reasons
I have to admit,That wavy brick wall looks cool AF and I would love to have something as bizarre as that for yard or house decor.
4:00 My perception of this meme is forever changed
That feeling when ancient posts made my your actual friends show up in a Tumblr Reads. . . I am a grateful demi-goddess, I will only give you a confused scowl.
2:45 I like the slow transformation to the british accent
The "beesechurger" bit reminded of the photo I saw of Kurger Bing.
A commercial cut off the scream and I can't stop laughing.
honestly, as a french person, i agree with that last poste
p.m. is EXACTLY what I need after a long, draining day. thank you
5:06 its called hating everyone or being to nervous to ask anyone out
Perfectly cut scream at the end there lol