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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @thecactuscat01
    @thecactuscat01 4 года назад +2623

    That underwear is an SCP, someone needs to call the Foundation.

    • @asdraanimationl118
      @asdraanimationl118 4 года назад +84

      But why not make someone you hate use them.

    • @clem-lv2rw
      @clem-lv2rw 4 года назад +94

      @@asdraanimationl118 And then call the foundation. So they either keep the guy or kill him on the spot.

    • @Zeragamba
      @Zeragamba 4 года назад +25

      Or let the Federal Bureau of Control take it.

    • @asdraanimationl118
      @asdraanimationl118 4 года назад +15

      @@clem-lv2rwI like your way of thinking.

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 4 года назад +17

      bruh he literally calls it an SCP in the narration

  • @thatonesentientbagel4043
    @thatonesentientbagel4043 4 года назад +2365

    As someone who knows historians, all of those are true, you won’t believe what I learned about Hildria from Medieval England.

  • @amalgam1210
    @amalgam1210 4 года назад +1022

    cat permit sounds more like a permit that makes it to where you can own more than the max amount of cats instead of a permit for cats to be cats.

    • @OwenOfElliott
      @OwenOfElliott 4 года назад +28

      Ma'am do you have a permit for 14 cats?

    • @goatcat2737
      @goatcat2737 4 года назад +30

      You'll never take me and my army of cats alive

    • @schr4pnel
      @schr4pnel 4 года назад +8

      wait theres a maximum amount of cats??? my grandma has 11 xF

    • @p.t.557
      @p.t.557 4 года назад +9

      It rather sounds like a permit to act as a cat. The only way to own more than what exists...

    • @Asinglegrainofsand
      @Asinglegrainofsand 4 года назад +5

      My friend once had 27, she had to give them all away except 2 so she could move

  • @lyssag.3081
    @lyssag.3081 4 года назад +703

    An actual conversation in french:
    “Ca va?”
    “Ca va!”
    “Ca va”
    𝐸𝑁𝐷

    • @SparkDragon42
      @SparkDragon42 3 года назад +15

      underated comment

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 3 года назад +24

      I got utterly cheated out of my language classes but yeah. Checks out.

    • @soramikami4383
      @soramikami4383 3 года назад +7

      Meaning?

    • @SparkDragon42
      @SparkDragon42 3 года назад +104

      @@soramikami4383 i think the best translation i can give is :
      "ok?" ("are you ok ?")
      "ok!" ("i am ok!")
      "ok" ("ok")
      (each time it's like "it's ok")

    • @soramikami4383
      @soramikami4383 3 года назад +22

      @@SparkDragon42 ok, very cool. You are a good man.

  • @ECXLEvan
    @ECXLEvan 4 года назад +524

    My dog is called Dave and I can confirm that that boring human names post is accurate

    • @dragonblast4854
      @dragonblast4854 4 года назад +16

      My dog is called Mike, it's funny

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 4 года назад +3

      dog
      brian
      humor

    • @mavenmargaret8259
      @mavenmargaret8259 4 года назад +5

      And my dog's name is Jake!

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 3 года назад +4

      I got a lil doggo called Larry.

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 3 года назад +10

      Steve. She’s female, and there’s a story behind it

  • @_a_random_muffin_
    @_a_random_muffin_ 4 года назад +900

    Did you know: 1:52 that is *exactly* how us italians pronunce "testosterone"

    • @dareggymeal
      @dareggymeal 4 года назад +193

      *distant mario wahoo*

    • @lucasknox9694
      @lucasknox9694 4 года назад +183

      @@dareggymeal Now I imagine Mario with so much testosterone he looks like a Jojo character and I'm not sure how to feel about it

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 года назад +51

      As a Italian descendant, I can 100% confirm.

    • @localloserkid
      @localloserkid 4 года назад +54

      As an Italian trans person, I can confirm

    • @clemente3966
      @clemente3966 4 года назад +11

      @@lucasknox9694
      Watch Terminalmontage's video of speedrunner Mario vs Melee fox then, maybe you will
      Sure, it would be only the top, but I think that would be enough

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 года назад +333

    Okay The domesticated rock looks like a hot water bottle, it's cosiness is a false image

  • @hellboytroy3816
    @hellboytroy3816 4 года назад +103

    3:37, If those pants were a scp they’d most likely be safe lvl, but my question is, for those that know scp doctors, if we put them on doctor Gerald, would it cause twice the chaos or cancel them both out?
    And for those that don’t know scp lore, dr Gerald is a doctor who seems to be anomalously bad luck itself, always ending up injured and wounded in even the simplest task. My favorite one was a report from clef who found him being choked to death by his tie because of a paper shredder, in which clef said “ I was gonna walk away... but it was just to sad to look at.”

    • @doggoruiningartworks
      @doggoruiningartworks 4 года назад +12

      Honestly, this comment is the most scp lore I’ve ever learned in all my years of living, so thank you

    • @HyacinthTheArtist
      @HyacinthTheArtist 3 года назад +2

      What's scp?

    • @blurguy171711111
      @blurguy171711111 3 года назад +6

      @@HyacinthTheArtist oh man what a question. So physically, its a "wiki" with thousands of entries for "anomalous" objects that act outside of what is normal or could be considered possible. Many being horrific and extremely dangerous, some even world ending. To extend on that, the SCP universe is, well, the universe(s) where these objects exist and where the data for the wiki was gathered. The titular SCP Foundation (Secure, Contain, Protect; this also happens to be their motto) is a massive organization that collects and locks away as many of these entities as possible. These entries are all efforts in creative writing by many many people and was started by one dumb 4chan post about SCP-173.
      I think that's accurate lol.

    • @HyacinthTheArtist
      @HyacinthTheArtist 3 года назад +3

      @@blurguy171711111 thanks, I was confused

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 7 месяцев назад

      Thank you for explaining the lore beneath! /gen

  • @MrPrez1dent
    @MrPrez1dent 4 года назад +156

    My dog's name is Jack, trust me, I've had to claify "My dog Jack." and it's become second hand shiz I say when talking about my dog.

    • @karimariesk4551
      @karimariesk4551 4 года назад +11

      i had "luis the cat" his name wasnt just luis, it was luis the cat and i loved telling people he was called that 10/10 would recommend

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 4 года назад +7

      Our dog's name is Raven, to complete strangers it might sound like I'm talking about a lady friend since she likes to cuddle. My friends know better lmao

    • @dangerousboop
      @dangerousboop 4 года назад +5

      My cat is called Charlotte but we call her Lottie because when I was little I liked Charlie and Lola ( she had a sister that we named Lola ) so we changed Charlie to Charlotte and we call her lottie so much that she doesn’t know Charlotte is her name

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 4 года назад +559

    Aphobic types be like: "How can I mind my own business if you have no business to mind??? EVERYONE HAS BUSINESS!"

    • @thelocalwitch2405
      @thelocalwitch2405 4 года назад +82

      They must be jealous that we don't fall prey to mortal temptations.

    • @morningglorymoth
      @morningglorymoth 4 года назад +47

      I’ll just be over here eating an entire box of kraft Mac and cheese

    • @strawberrypie611
      @strawberrypie611 4 года назад +51

      Asexual's businesses are garlic bread, mac and cheese and cake

    • @AriKnits
      @AriKnits 4 года назад +67

      They're terrified that we don't fall prey to aphrodites dumb plots. Like, seriously, every awful idea seems to lead back to someone trying to get into someone else's pants.
      Without that weakness, we are unstoppable.

    • @radiantred4158
      @radiantred4158 4 года назад +37

      Aphobics are afraid we'll take all the extra cheesy mac and dinosaur nuggets

  • @TheInkyAbys
    @TheInkyAbys 4 года назад +125

    As an Asexual I can confirm I have a life ruining addiction to drawing dinosaurs and eating mac and cheese

    • @rebekahl840
      @rebekahl840 3 года назад +2

      Not even the cheese... just the mac

    • @starkeeper_youtube
      @starkeeper_youtube 3 года назад +6

      I don't draw dinosaurs I draw dragons is that ok

    • @rebekahl840
      @rebekahl840 3 года назад +3

      @@starkeeper_youtube YES

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 3 года назад +6

      @@starkeeper_youtube what are dragons hut dinosaurs with wings?

  • @daarta_g6759
    @daarta_g6759 4 года назад +138

    Now that we know that pm likes scp, we need to convince him to do scp readings

    • @blablabla798
      @blablabla798 4 года назад +3

      *Y E S*

    • @kkhomestuck4127
      @kkhomestuck4127 4 года назад +5

      I NEED HIM TO READ 999

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 4 года назад +5

      Please no. That would mean most likely delving into Trevor Henderson. I’ve seen enough Siren Head and DEFINITELY enough Cartoon Cat.

    • @paulinedulay6136
      @paulinedulay6136 4 года назад +2

      He should read the abridged version of incident 239-B

    • @o5-7firefox
      @o5-7firefox 3 года назад +2

      @@justin2308 Why? They're completely seperate.

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 4 года назад +33

    When you think about it, we’ve had people who dress up as cats since Ancient Egypt

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 года назад +3

      And we still don't have Cat Girls..I mean what actually gives...nyan.

  • @batsnghostz
    @batsnghostz 4 года назад +69

    Gossips who tease the dead

  • @confusedmochi6520
    @confusedmochi6520 4 года назад +192

    5:04
    I KNOW, RIGJT?!? It’s so stupid. Just let me eat my cake and vibe dude.

  • @fizzyinksoda2315
    @fizzyinksoda2315 4 года назад +42

    Fun fact: Leon Kuwata from the Danganronpa series is the only character in the series who's name starts with the letter L.
    11037 just so happens to spell his name upside down flipped and with the points of one of the numbers in 11 connected.
    Therefore in my odd opinion, Leon Kuwata took the biggest loss of all of Danganronpa.

  • @justapastelrainbowalpaca3007
    @justapastelrainbowalpaca3007 4 года назад +101

    The ace representation: *says that it's okay to not want to kiss people*
    Me and most aspecs knowing that it's actually aromantic representation they're talking about: *just gon wait*

  • @rhodrithornber7662
    @rhodrithornber7662 4 года назад +25

    As a brit i can vibe with that feeling "oh god not the French"

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 4 года назад +19

    1:46
    When I was around 10, my neighbor thought it'd be funny to name his dog Arfer Doglas [Like on Green Acres, with Arthur Douglas]
    He even gave Arfer a bowtie.

  • @Skarix
    @Skarix 4 года назад +197

    When you’re fluent in French and an English speaking guy says “bonneJOore”
    I know you did your best and all, and you should be congratulated for even trying, but it’s the equivalent of a French guy saying “Offe KUwrse”

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  4 года назад +168

      and this is why there is a warning label on the French

    • @lordandsavior6726
      @lordandsavior6726 4 года назад +21

      @@PMSeymour oh snap, oh spaghetti os, oh pussy cat of heaven nó.

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 4 года назад +5

      BonneJo....

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 4 года назад +18

      as a French, parodying my own language is the funniest shit ever

    • @clemente3966
      @clemente3966 4 года назад +10

      As a French, I find these jokes a peasant level of French joke.
      Now, reading a french text with lots of complicated words with that bad accent plus the nobility part of the accent, that's the shit I would be talking about if it was ever made.

  • @JikuAraiguma
    @JikuAraiguma 4 года назад +7

    3:39
    I can attest to this. I have owned precisely one pair of these in my entire life. I wore them seldom. One of the few times I wore them, I... well, storytime.
    Back in high school, I was late for class because my locker wouldn't open and I needed to get my textbooks, It was jammed or something. The halls were empty, except for two girls passing behind me. I was eventually able to force my locker open and threw my arms up in celebration, shouting YES! Not two seconds later, my pants fell to my ankles, showing my boxers to the pair of girls walking by. You know that laugh you do when something scary/sudden/shocking happens and you lurch forward a bit with an OH before you start laughing? Yeah, they did that laugh.

  • @attractivecrayon7579
    @attractivecrayon7579 4 года назад +385

    I stopped listening to “touch-tone telephone” for this. Feel proud, for that is not an easy task.

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 4 года назад +36

      cAUSE I'M THE RIGHT ONE,

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 года назад +33

      ON MY ToUCH ToNE, ToUCH ToNE TELEPHONE!

    • @imthetrashman8620
      @imthetrashman8620 4 года назад +32

      I’m the onLy onE on your AM AM rAdiO

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 4 года назад +28

      I TRY TO CALL YOU EVERYDAY I'M REHEARSING WHAT TO SAY

    • @lamorozec901
      @lamorozec901 4 года назад +20

      I try to call you every day
      I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out

  • @choog2752
    @choog2752 4 года назад +234

    There’s a spider in my room and I can’t find it

  • @Le_Fuqwit2111
    @Le_Fuqwit2111 4 года назад +92

    1:56
    "Testosteroni! Come get all your transgettis!"
    Me: "Yes, please!"

  • @BlitzerXYZ
    @BlitzerXYZ 4 года назад +677

    Transghetti is what spaghetti should be called during pride month

    • @BlitzerXYZ
      @BlitzerXYZ 4 года назад +65

      Think about it also. Spaghetti starts off in one form but transitions to another when you cook it.

    • @mariuchiha4664
      @mariuchiha4664 4 года назад +17

      Blitz You are a genius!

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 4 года назад +14

      *Inhales through the nose deeply* YES

    • @Starrii_Skies
      @Starrii_Skies 4 года назад +32

      If we have transgetti, would we have the entire spectrum of LGBT+ pasta?

    • @Starrii_Skies
      @Starrii_Skies 4 года назад +25

      Why must we limit ourselves to spaghetti? What about macaroni? Lasagna?

  • @echo9001
    @echo9001 4 года назад +14

    I always get pissed when someone says that asexuals arent at all interested in relationships. It just means they arent interested in anything sexual. There is a difference between that and aromantic, which is no interest in relationships. Someone can be asexual and still have a S/O that they kiss and do normal couple stuff other than sexual stuff with. Thank you for reading my rant, but this is literally me.

  • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
    @The_Unknown_Wanderer 4 года назад +130

    4:54 That would be aromantics, but hooray for recognizing the bs standards of others nonetheless.

    • @irishuisman1450
      @irishuisman1450 4 года назад +17

      I’m still questioning if I’m actually pansexual or just panromantic asexual…
      *confused screaming*

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 4 года назад +21

      @@irishuisman1450 take your time, my dude! if you want a bit of advice, i mistook my body repulsion for asexuality. i am 100% sexually active, at the time i just couldn't stand my body existing bc it made me want to puke whenever i looked at it.
      if that doesn't speak to you, no biggie, it's just that i noticed a few of my friends went through the same ordeal. but really take ur time and don't rush things, n make sure you get sex education (like actual proper sex ed, even if that means googling everything yourself) whether or not you think you're ace. it's still important to learn about how to keep our reproductive organs healthy! :3

    • @darcycrossingbooks
      @darcycrossingbooks 4 года назад +2

      @@irishuisman1450 It's ok, take your time. It's also ok to change labels if you find something more fitting, or also because sometimes sexuality is fluid, or to not use labels at all.

    • @sall45able
      @sall45able 4 года назад +3

      Its asexuals as well. But the person put kissing as a censor. I personally am grossed out at the idea of kissing. Its gross, and i feel like an elementary school student when i say that.

    • @ghostnebula8805
      @ghostnebula8805 4 года назад +2

      @@sall45able I also find kissing gross. Me being a germaphobe likely exasperates this.

  • @EepyIya
    @EepyIya 4 года назад +13

    The last part should be in a perfectly cut screams video-

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 3 года назад +5

    2:28 A majority of the words Shakespeare made were one of two types: Turning a noun into a verb (to elbow someone out of the way, to toe off a shoe) or making a compound word out of a phrase (ball of the eye -> eyeball). So really, if you wanna make a nice Shakespearean word, all you gotta do is say something like, idk... ahh I stepped on a piece of glass and hurt my footsole

  • @Joryho
    @Joryho 4 года назад +9

    2:00 I actually DID find myself. His name is chris and he’s a great friend, we got pretty similar interests.

  • @nickkurzy2246
    @nickkurzy2246 3 года назад +3

    "SCP

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 4 года назад +10

    Me: Sees something funny
    MY throat: Issues a demonic high-pitched screech from the pits of *HELL*

  • @JoshJenrayAK47
    @JoshJenrayAK47 4 года назад +8

    Also, at the end of the French one, Gavin screams.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 года назад +3

    4:45 [Conductor's FLYING ACROSS THE ORCHESTRA]
    This the most MOVING part of the play Q_Q

  • @frontiergames5227
    @frontiergames5227 4 года назад +21

    Aw yeah. Cat permit and cat crimes

  • @jhonnythejeccer6022
    @jhonnythejeccer6022 3 года назад +1

    That perfectly cut scream in the end made my night, thank you

  • @bizarrecaffeinatedotaku-bc8901
    @bizarrecaffeinatedotaku-bc8901 4 года назад +6

    I can always count on P.M. to give me humour at 2.30AM

  • @wyntertheicewyvern6226
    @wyntertheicewyvern6226 4 года назад +10

    4:54 I think the lack of acceptance come from how both sex and romance have become so normalized in most societies and cultures. People both in and out of the LGBT community have, for lack of better terminology, fetishized sex and romance so much that they simply refuse to believe there are people that don't want either. It really pisses me off when LGBT people stigmatize Ace-Aro, since LGBT people have dealt with stigmatizing attitudes.

  • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
    @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 года назад +47

    0:14 what type of moth is this? I must know

    • @caramelcopcat
      @caramelcopcat 4 года назад +8

      ribzcagez! A cute one

    • @dareggymeal
      @dareggymeal 4 года назад +27

      If I am not mistaken, that is an Orange-tipped Oakworm/ Peigler's Oakworm moth ( _Anisota Senatoria_ ). They can grow up to 30mm-50mm in length, so they are big floofy moths! They come from the Eastern parts of North America, but can be found in Florida too

    • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
      @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 года назад +3

      @@dareggymeal ty :D

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 года назад +4

      Warm boy moth

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 4 года назад

      +

  • @Soul_Slayer
    @Soul_Slayer 4 года назад +3

    4:09
    OP has clearly never lived in Ireland before. Our seasons are 'the 4-in-1 season', 'A mix of rain and descent weather' (with the entire country turning into Phoenix Arizona during exam season just to spite students), 'Normal amount of rain', and 'OMFG MAKE IT STOP I'M DROWNING 24/7 WTF IS THIS?!'.
    (Also, I'm not joking. An Irish spring always features sunshine, cloudy, rain, lightning, thunderstorms, snow, and if you're lucky, a mini-hurricane. We literally have all four seasons squashed into one just so the rest of the year can be rainy af.)

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 4 года назад +1

      Oh my gaaa...why would anyone what Phoenix? It's hell-hot there. And the people don't like to be rained upon even though they'd still be drier than the standard amount of perspiration.

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 4 года назад +10

    The 99% Audience Score is actually from Book 1 having "the Great Divide" in it.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад +3

      Fair

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 3 года назад +2

      @Melody Ackerman Yes, were Aang lies to save the day.

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 2 года назад +1

      "Oh look, it's the Great Divide!"
      "Eh. Let's just keep going."

  • @goguirina9178
    @goguirina9178 4 года назад

    Pm, if you see this, I want to thank you. I just had nasal surgery yesterday, which may I say was my first time getting surgery. Your videos help distract me from the harsh pain and nausea that comes in waves, and they help improve my mood. Thank you for making these, they’ve made my recovery process so much easier.

  • @daffyhat
    @daffyhat 4 года назад +5

    4:09 Clearly Tumblr user animedads has never been to Kansas where it rains for actual days at a time. This is not an exaggeration. We don't get rain often, but when we do, it never stops. It will rain on and off(off periods usually last about an hour at the longest)for a full week before we see the sun again.

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything 4 года назад +1

    One of my favorite things about these is how you have designated, consistent voices for Gaud and Pukicho. Really makes them come alive.

  • @darkproductions8742
    @darkproductions8742 4 года назад +14

    To anyone asexual reading this:
    Who wants a free very platonic friendly hug?
    To anyone else:
    Who wants a free hug?
    Disclaimer:
    Hugs can only he claimed over the internet by the most adorable and kind people. This is everyone that doesn't respond anything homophobic, transphobic, or anything else derogatory.
    Hugs can only be redeemed from at least 6 feet away.
    This is totally not just a trick to get free hugs and get a few asexual friends

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 4 года назад +1

      Would you accept a hug from my cat

    • @darcycrossingbooks
      @darcycrossingbooks 4 года назад +1

      I do want a hug actually. Platonic friendly hugs are the best (alongside parental units ones of course). So : H U G

    • @ricketchu
      @ricketchu 4 года назад +2

      Here's a hug! (っ╹v╹ )っ

    • @TheQueerLeaf
      @TheQueerLeaf 4 года назад +1

      I’d love a hug

  • @laineylarsen245
    @laineylarsen245 4 года назад

    I've seen that last one before but it gets me every time thank you for voicing that one it was delightful.
    also re: the sheet music post - it was CLEARLY a DEcrescendo

  • @bitsbitz
    @bitsbitz 4 года назад +13

    The second I mentioned you, you posted again

  • @Rhino-Prime
    @Rhino-Prime 4 года назад +2

    5:06 its called hating everyone or being to nervous to ask anyone out

  • @shinesoul7472
    @shinesoul7472 3 года назад +3

    2:42
    There this is the time stamp for the ‘Cat permit’ segment

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 4 года назад +1

    Ok the ending was classy, that was perfect. I applaud your editing prowess.

  • @tuesdaywithanh
    @tuesdaywithanh 4 года назад +4

    People who are ace and aro: Aphrodite has no power over me!

  • @SunFlared
    @SunFlared 4 года назад

    4:09 I agree with this 100%. There was a full on storm earlier today, it was great, it was raining to the point where it was difficult to see even 10 feet in front of you, but then within 8 or maybe 9 minutes, it was clear skies, no storm in sight

  • @Sam_Dabboi
    @Sam_Dabboi 4 года назад +4

    5:32 is me when I see French as one of my classes

  • @nekiguess8304
    @nekiguess8304 3 года назад

    Why do these videos fill me with an unreasonable amount of joy

  • @RoemDaug
    @RoemDaug 4 года назад +4

    I love SCP-

  • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
    @ImaNerdANDaGeek 4 года назад +1

    0:20 That is the second cutest moth I have ever seen

  • @thomass2505
    @thomass2505 3 года назад +2

    You'll want it to rain for longer periods of time, untill it rains for 3 days straight. Literally, we had a hurricane hit florida in late September, and my city got caught by an edge. She, or it I guess since it was in the Greek alphabet, moved so slow that we had the straight days of rain. It never stopped, only lightened up enough that the dogs would go outside to pee.
    It sucked. Because with quarantine you can sit outside in your backyard or front yard and your fine, you're away from everyone and get some air.
    That monster was awful, didn't even take out the wifi, just made it so bad you could hardly use it.

  • @gardenofeden1587
    @gardenofeden1587 4 года назад +1

    This brightened my day, thank you kind sir

  • @cordeliajackson8615
    @cordeliajackson8615 4 года назад +4

    MONCH on the FORBIDDEN TOAST

  • @benwagner5089
    @benwagner5089 20 часов назад

    "Arthurization" is gold!

  • @christianmoralesortiz4688
    @christianmoralesortiz4688 4 года назад +8

    THANK YOU ,FINALLY, SOMEONE STAND UP FOR ASEXUALS!!!!!!!!

  • @VampireJester
    @VampireJester 4 года назад

    That perfectly cut scream almost made me lose it. XD Well done Pat. Well done.

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 4 года назад +3

    4:21
    *Rule Britannia plays*

  • @bobthet-rex2718
    @bobthet-rex2718 4 года назад

    For whatever reason bonjour followed by a cut of scream had me in stitches.

  • @amprice2727
    @amprice2727 4 года назад +73

    I was early. So early I can't read the other comments!

  • @jessienewman3879
    @jessienewman3879 4 года назад +1

    Gotta love the support from PM for everybody, most especially the aces since we don't get a whole lot of representation from people 💜

  • @notinorder9630
    @notinorder9630 4 года назад +5

    The statement about asexuals... Makes me feel validated...

  • @Dragonling07
    @Dragonling07 3 года назад

    I have been watching these for a while, i love the binge compilations but these make my brain so goddamn happy

  • @woos057
    @woos057 4 года назад +6

    Anyone else thinking we should let him voice some Handsome Jack quotes

  • @withersoul3480
    @withersoul3480 4 года назад +1

    I came in YT to put on some background music, saw another one of your videos, and got distracted from my programming course.
    every Frenching time

  • @twotimesj6478
    @twotimesj6478 4 года назад +6

    Not first.
    Now laugh.

  • @dicegerry5127
    @dicegerry5127 4 года назад +1

    YES! I super needed this video today.

  • @izoraiza7169
    @izoraiza7169 4 года назад +4

    at 5:15 i'm asexual...

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 4 года назад +1

      @Pure_Steve _1153 I was just eating Mac n Cheese earlier...

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 4 года назад +1

      @Pure_Steve _1153 I own the well of immortality...

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 4 года назад +1

      @Pure_Steve _1153 I stole it from them...

    • @anonymouspuppy
      @anonymouspuppy 2 месяца назад

      Lmao same

  • @nightwolfkakana
    @nightwolfkakana 4 года назад

    The voices you do, make these post reading more hilarious, thank you so much. I needed a good laugh :)

  • @imthetrashman8620
    @imthetrashman8620 4 года назад +7

    WOW IM EARLY WHAT-

  • @Myrkul-D
    @Myrkul-D 4 года назад

    I love his perfectly cut screams so much

  • @cassbur8573
    @cassbur8573 4 года назад +4

    I'm early of one 😊

  • @joeblack6379
    @joeblack6379 4 года назад

    I love the posts that make Pat high pitched screaming. It will never not be funny.

  • @Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02
    @Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02 4 года назад

    I swear I'm laughing more and more with every new video. Tumblr really upped their game with the posts that you find, Seymour.

  • @kittymama9186
    @kittymama9186 3 года назад

    I have to admit,That wavy brick wall looks cool AF and I would love to have something as bizarre as that for yard or house decor.

  • @adrianjohnson2282
    @adrianjohnson2282 4 года назад

    The "beesechurger" bit reminded of the photo I saw of Kurger Bing.

  • @bellamoonlight6806
    @bellamoonlight6806 4 года назад

    The scream cutting off at the end tho. *perfection*

  • @Emunah_
    @Emunah_ 4 года назад

    @PM Seymour you make my day a little better every time you post something. I've laughed at least once on every post you've done from this tumblr series. Thank you for that, and hope you have a good week. 😄

  • @robynrose4656
    @robynrose4656 4 года назад

    That last post pulled me out of depression for 5 minutes

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 4 года назад

    ATLA had a ending but there are a lot of good shows that ended on cliffhangers that aird a similar time

  • @thejazzge4774
    @thejazzge4774 4 года назад

    p.m. is EXACTLY what I need after a long, draining day. thank you

  • @tai-imyr849
    @tai-imyr849 4 года назад

    I love the voice you give to Gaud.

  • @JessTheReader
    @JessTheReader 4 года назад

    😂😂😂That last bit about the French really got me. ROTFLOL!😂😂😂

  • @scullduggerouscellaphod2355
    @scullduggerouscellaphod2355 4 года назад

    that scream at the end has made me laugh out loud for the first time in months

  • @bradylumsden3057
    @bradylumsden3057 4 года назад

    The cat permits made me so happy I began to vibrate

    • @bradylumsden3057
      @bradylumsden3057 4 года назад

      I would like to clarify I was vibrating for strictly good reasons

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 4 года назад

    Why do I never find these amazing Tumblr posts whenever I'm back online

  • @secretskull21
    @secretskull21 4 года назад

    Hearing him pronounce Chinken Nunget has become one of the greatest moments of my life.

  • @johnrainer1670
    @johnrainer1670 4 года назад +1

    I mean FMA B only had 60ish episodes and it was amazing

  • @galvanizeddreamer2051
    @galvanizeddreamer2051 4 года назад

    For the rain one, someone has never been to NC. It has literally rained all day, and has not stopped for a single minute.

  • @BlitzerXYZ
    @BlitzerXYZ 4 года назад +3

    Post is here

  • @xtentasticx
    @xtentasticx 3 года назад

    4:34 I read the entire post before he had finished saying it
    and I was powerless to stop him from completing it

  • @TheGamzers
    @TheGamzers 4 года назад

    Perfectly cut scream at the end there lol

  • @lindsay4647
    @lindsay4647 4 года назад

    A commercial cut off the scream and I can't stop laughing.

  • @candyeggs1089
    @candyeggs1089 4 года назад +1

    3:36 I’m too much of a Starkid fan, so whenever I see this, all I can think of is Achmed. And we all know NO ONE REMEMBERS ACHMED.

  • @purplefishpaste
    @purplefishpaste 3 года назад

    honestly, as a french person, i agree with that last poste