Satisfactory Announcement
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
- We've got some very cool info to announce today...
⬇ Links and Info ⬇
Website + FAQ ‣ satisfactorygame.com
NEW Community Wiki ‣ satisfactory.wiki.gg/
⬇ Where to buy Satisfactory ⬇
Steam ‣ store.steampowered.com/app/52...
Epic ‣ www.epicgames.com/store/p/sat...
Humble Store ‣ www.humblebundle.com/store/sa...
⬇ Merch Stores ⬇
Heroic Replicas ‣ lizarddoggo.com/
⬇ Report bugs and make suggestions ⬇
questions.satisfactorygame.com
⬇ Social Media ⬇
Twitter ‣ / satisfactoryaf
Facebook ‣ / satisfactorygame
Instagram ‣ / coffee_stain_studios
TikTok ‣ / satisfactorygame
Discord ‣ / discord
Reddit ‣ / satisfactorygame
Twitch ‣ / coffeestainstudiosdevs
⬇ Community Managers ⬇
Snutt ‣ / bustasnutt
Mikael
⬇ Editor ⬇
Masonzero Gaming ► / @masonzerogaming
#Satisfactory is an FPS open-world factory building sim by #CoffeeStain Studios. You play as an engineer on an alien planet as part of the ‘Save The Day’ program - a program whose goal is to construct a massive machine for a mysterious purpose. Conquer nature, build multi-story factories, and automate to satisfaction! 
Игры
FINALLY the lactose intolerant update
That true, i can feel the pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao on the toilet now due to my mocha milkshake
Me when too much (beryl) nut
I have only one question... Which animal is providing milk on MASSAGE-2(A-B)b? Because... yeah... I'm lactose intolerant and thus need to confirm.
LMAO 😂
This is a developer fully understanding their players.
For real
100000000%
Yeah brother
Other game devs: "Our game is going to 1.0, how exciting!"
Satisfactory players: "Meh."
Coffee Stain: "Toilet!"
Satisfactory players: *hysterical screaming*
This is a developer who's making the game for the love of the game, not a corporate giant making the game to appease shareholders.
I'M SO READY
love ur chanel
You can just go to the toilet near you, you don’t have to wait ‘til September
Hey, it's a youtuber that I watch sometimes
Me too man!
what is this rotating thing at 0:03 ?
That sounded like a BIG release.
💩💩💩💩
:D
2020: Pipes
2024: Toilet Flush
2028: Taco Bell
Thx God its not in reverse
The order of progress is 100%
all makes sense now
2021-2023: shitters clogged
it was only a matter of time, with all that coffee
That's not a coffee stain...
Lmfao!!! @@danielskrivan6921
@@danielskrivan6921 ew
This isn't Dawntrail
@@hatsunemarku07 shit. cheese it its the feds
Best 1.0 announcement for any game ever, I love you guys
I'm pretty sure this is the Toliet Flush announcement. 1.0 is like a side thing.
@@Kyun9432it says at the end “(btw, that’s also the release date for satisfactory 1.0, but we didn’t have any budget left for that trailer.)”
@@iwyrilja yeah but that's a side thing, not really something to focus on
@@jammyg1779 1.0 isn't a side thing, its the game finally coming out of early access and truthfully releasing. 1.0 has a buuuuunch of updates to the game too, we get to see it fully now babyyy!
@@iwyriljar/whooosh
ahhh the community coming together to dissect every millisecond of a Satisfactory teaser. You love to see it.
I don't know how Snutt convinced everyone on the company to make the real announcement a toilet joke
I've thought for a while that everyone at CSS has a great sense of humour, it looks like a really good company to work for.
Other dev houses could learn lots from them
I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a proper release trailer at some point ^^
@@electroman1996 of course, it's CSS, it's gonna be big, all part of the hype train and I love their approach, they get a lot of deserved respect from the community
i think it was pretty easy, actually
This was for the existing community, proving once again they actually love us. They will release more for everyone later I'm sure.
Finally I can flush the toilet.. It's been backed up for a couple years now.
The Hypertubes worked just fine.
@@m.dave2141ohh...ohh god...
You'll have to unlock pipes first!
@@m.dave2141 Do you mean hypertube cannons?
Have you seen how big the pipes are?
I'm so excited to see which direction the water spins!!!
The water will spin UP. ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Between this and factorio space age, there's gonna be a lot of factory to manage this year.
0:01 New awesome shop design !?
0:02 New fence !? (to the right side beside of conveyet lift)
0:02 New building with Chernobyl glow on top
0:01 New item going to that new building on the input side
0:19 & 0:29 New items
0:13 New ingots (SAM ingots!?)
0:02 & 0:29 New fluids (plasma or something)
0:27 New paint or something on the pipe and valve
0:36 $1 Toilet Flush DLC
1.0 HYPEEEEEEE 🎉
That’s Gold Paint its gotta be
@@majorhavoc5490 looks chrome to me
0:02 Is there a new Gas or fluid going in this thing I don’t know exactly but it looks new
0:02 New Liquid/ Gas maybe as well
At 0:29 there is somthing in a bottle at the left side and also a shiny thing going through that pipe
Couldn't be laughing any harder at the subtext on the date 😂😂
what is the subtext?
I completely missed the date and had to watch it again. 😂
@@twosteps3018the small text in the bottom right: "(btw, that's also the release date for Satisfactory 1.0, but we didn't have any budget left for that trailer)"
@@SomRandomPerson in other words you could say that the official trailer for this games release is a flush 😂
i didnt see the sub text until i saw your comment still understood that it was a 1.0 release date
At 00:12 you see a vehicle sliding on the belts on the back.
It seemed like a significant release.
That wasnt a toilet flush, that was just the sound of years of coffee drinking getting released in one moment.
"We here at Ficsit have seen the stats on how much time our pioneers lose on bathroom breaks each day. Since we're dedicated to innovating innovative solutions, and maximizing productivity, we've created The Shitless 5000! With this mandatory device installed in your bowels, instead of having to go three times a day, all your waste for a 24-month period will be collected, and released in one go!"
_Ficsit Inc. not responsible for bowel pain, anal bleeding, surgical trauma, pain-related trauma, or death._
That would leave a ... Coffee Stain
@@Strogman25100% legit corporate decision
But... she never drank any coffee. Ever noticed the sound when the mug hits the helmet?
@@sysghost Maybe the alien flaura isn't so digestable after all
That employee didn’t shut the door before expelling her bowels. Poor coworker…
They wear helmets though
they don't have doors though
@@cosa_sarebbe_questo_handleFicsit does not waste.
ever had a cat litterbox? You get used to it lol Ficsit does not waste
@@maximilianarold But not gas masks.
I still remember when satisfactory was first announced at the pc gaming show in 2019 good times
Congrats really. Excited for your entire studio
Wow. Factorio 2.0 and Satisfactory 1.0 announced the same day. Wow!
That is 100% not a coincidence
@@reallyanotheruser7290 i dont think so either, i think there is many many respect for each other and that's something i really apprechiate!
if i have counted correctly, this will be the 9 weeks and a few days until tuesday for Satisfactory, and 15 weeks and a few days until monday for Factorio.
let's see whether i can finish a complete run of the 1.0 version in six weeks ... with improvements to both of those "quick factories" starting in xmas holidays.
should work out pretty well if i reduce other side projects like my normal life for the rest of the year :-)
Wait what? Factorio 2.0? I though that games was finished.
@@m.dave2141the 2.0 update is a free QoL update coming with the Space Age expansion, releasing at the same time
Honestly I love that coffeestain still has a sense of humor, this really reminds me of the old update videos (think sulfer, explorer, etc) where it was just Jace with his green hair in front of a greenscreen laughing his ass off and trying to stay serious about stuff that was being added.
I think you mean Jace, not Jake.
@@fred_derf damn you're right, it's been a while lol
oh no green hair tribe, grunk not like
ty for being AWESOME CoffeeStain!
It almost went from Coffee Stain to a different stain
We waiting 3 hours on a live stream for this. 10/10
Edit: Nice @quad-games ..👌
no it's 9/10 - 10th of september :D
@@quad-games 10/9
Cs played us.
worth it!
@@quad-games 10/9 in Sweden, 111% :D
You can clearly see the priorities now
I have been here since the very start and I love how far this game has come!
Thank you so much @Coffee Stain Studios for an amazing early access. It was really nice to witness the progress of the game and the transparency, enthusiasm and humor with which you share each decision and update. You really made it feel that you listen to feedback of the community. I am hoping that 1.0 is not the end of the development story.
Thank you.
0:26 What The GOLDEN Pipe
probs gonna be some end-game AWESOME shop unlockable colorway
@@rlrfproductions might be an early supporter cosmetic
@@ojivlogsnope they said they have no way to track who had the game before 1.0 programmatically
@@skillfulfighter23 they could release an update rn that starts tracking anyone who logs on, and then make an announcement telling people to login before 1.0 if they want the golden pipe skin.
@@apothic0n I own Satisfactory on steam, but I can't play it. I am waiting for it to come on PS5, even if I have to buy it again. 😂
uncontrollable bowel movement update looks sick
I see what you did there.
Yeah now we need a hard mode where you have to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes or you die of dysentery. XD
Best comment here, hahaha!
Honestly, the BEST community management I have ever seen of any company
Update on uncontrolled bowel movement appears unhealthy.
I love that this video is a parody of their Update 3 pipes announcement video
Oh the new alternative for biomass fuel is sick!
sadly the new biomass burner has a conveyor input, not a pipe input, so it's gonna be smelly 🤢
@@t3hpwninat0r why can't it be both for...both forms of biomass fuel?
@@luisiana1121 i don't see why not. maybe it is!
WHY IS EVERYTHING I WANT COMING IN SEPTEMBER!?
>Stalker 2: Sep 5th
>Space Marine 2: Sep 9th
>Satisfactory 1.0: Sep 10th
Really, congrats. Looking forward to your whole studio
I waited three hours and im not disappointed.
0:00 - 0:03 - New Spinny machine; New parts coming from machine; New Red glowing fluid coming from machine
0:11 - 0:13 - New part on lowest belt (out of focus)
0:18 - 0:20 - New part on belt; New vault animation (might be cinematic only)
0:25 - 0:28 - New Metallic Gold pipe color
0:28 - 0:30 - New red canister on belt
0:29 - 0:30 - New Green glowing fluid in pipe
pretty sure 0:11 is just AI limiters
at 0:14 between the rotors and quickwires there is a new "part". it looks more like some refined ore.
Crates on belts
@@canoivit’s not. It’s a long tubular item.
Green is typically what we color shit pipes in cities. Water is blue.
You actual madlads. You finally did it.
The toilet on my base has been condemned since update 3 though, might have to finally give in and start a new save in order to check this out
I have been EDGING for this moment for so long!!!
For anyone who didn't see. 0:54 bottom right corner. Confirmation of Satisfactory 1.0
Who cares dude, we're getting TOILET FLUSH!!!
This is by far the most creative trailer I’ve seen for an update announcement. Well done! Can’t wait!
Best part is that it isn't an update announcement per se. It's a release date announcement. 😂
Very true!
These movements better be emotes when the game is fully released.
Between this and Factorio I may have to take autumn off work. I'm sure my boss will understand.
0:01 misaligned crafting bench (🤨)
0:05 new janky head animations (🙃)
0:07 Snutt's body sounds recorded in high fidelity for your auditory enjoyment
0:12 chassis of a new vehicle on the right conveyor belt (🏎)
0:20 new part on conveyor belt
0:33 new restroom admin roles for multiplayer
0:46 new toilet logo hints at toilet doubling up as a portal device
0:51 September 10, 2024 Excessive punctuation
0:54 Snutt's snacks ate into the 1.0 trailer budget trailer also accounting for the featuring of the new working toilet
New building at the 'n' of coffee stain
Isn't that a new part at 0:30 on the conveyor to the left?
Absolute geil . Adlerauge😊
I have produced nuclear pasta without aligning a single machine
@@johnElden8760 That can't look good. 😵
The first 1.0 content teaser is a toilet flushing trailer. Never change coffestain
I can't wait to see which way the water spins!
I know you commented recently on stream about the many hours across many days put into designing the factories for these release trailers, just for a single 3 to 10 second video clip.... but the reverse of that is the hours so many streamers (and individuals) put into slow motion examinations of your videos to eek out every little secret you have possibly revealed. 😀 It is so worth the time you puts into it for us loyal fans and we appreciate it sooooo very much.
Thanks Snutt. This really helps a lot! And we love you for it. (Trolling 8 thousand or more live viewers with the toilet flush requested meme was spectacular... I laughing my heads off for so long and so many other streamers had great exclamation laughs too. 🙂 )
0:00 new building (2 solid input and 1 solid + 1 liquid output) + new shiny pinkish fluid (down right of the screen)
0:14 new item (the forth conveyor belt)
0:19 new item, maybe space elevator part
0:27 new goldy/shiny paint
0:29 new item (left hand side on conveyor belt) + new shiny blue fluid
0:33 new hub look
0:45 toilet flush DLC
0:52 release date of DLC + 1.0 (September 10, 2024)
Pretty sure the building has 2 item inputs and a liquid and item output
You're right I'm going to edit that@@skillfulfighter23
@@skillfulfighter23 it for gas or liquid with pipe. In combo with SAM mats.
Thats the right side of the screen.. I spent ages staring at the left lmao
@@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies indeed !
So hyped for 1.0!
Big brain move. You can re-use this later for a Satisfactory #2 update.
Finally the Courtesy Flush Update. The community has awaited this for so long.
On a more serious note: Excellent job Coffee Stain Studios. We appreciate you guys.
These trailers always make me feel like I am a part of Satisfactory the Experience. Thanks for sucking me in for the past several years. Gonna play the hell out of 1.0.
THE PEE PEE POO POO UPDATE LET'S GOOOOOO
It could be worse: The MC Pee Pants update! (ATHF reference)
@@rremnar I WANT CANDY!
Bubblegum and taffy!! @@CarfDarko
Its been an amazing few years waiting for this. ive loved the game in all of its stages and it just gets better and better. i cant wait to see what the future holds
Never met a game thats able to fascinate the community over this very long time. The whole team at CSS has done a very great job - thank you for that. I love Satisfactory :D
What a flushing good trailer!
Anyone else been refreshing the Coffee Stain page all morning waiting for this video to drop?
I watched the lo-fi live stream
This is hilarious, but also im just so thankful for the team that works on this game. Its silly, but just the decision to make this trailer/announcement the way it is, warms my heart in a special gamer way. It also warms my digestive system, I think somethings coming, I hope september is soon
I love how its just a less then 1 minute video of a person running to the bathroom but yet it showcases new buildings, new items, new fluids/liquids, new machines, etc etc etc
who needs 1.0 when we finally have… FLUSHABLE TOILETS!
New Building? 0:02
new component(0:19)
something new on the conveyor belt too 0:20
teleporter mb
also the golden pipe at 0:27
new pink fluid too (pipe beside the new building and in front of the industrial buffer)
So refreshing to see a dev in touch with it's audience! I am so excited for that first flush! Great video and thank you for all the time and love you have put into this wonderful game Satisfactory.
I've been waiting for the toilet flush updated for like 5 years. I am so excited!
This is how marketing should be done.
So hyped for the 1.0.
I can t wait
The release date announcement is amazingly on brand. Thank you.
Wow! That's the best trailer for such announcement! 😆 I love you. never change
This is the feature I have been waiting for ever since I started playing!
Wow thats one way to flush the concerns of 1.0.
IMAGINE a machine that teleport us 0:02 around the map
It's kind of reminding me of the pipe release, what a great teaser video it was. Same hype!
This game has grown so much. This update brings a joyful tear to my eye.
Interesting format
I will never tire of your Satisfactory level of humor. Love it.
Looking forward to (hopefully) figuring out why we're sending all that stuff up the elevator. More planets would be fun, with new resources and recipes.
No2 I have been holding in since 2020! Finally! Great video! Plop!
cant wait for this, yall always get me hyped for this game 😭😭
I love the placement of that equipment workshop.
I love this as an announcement trailer so much
Sounded more like a number #2 instead of 1.0
I'm really excited none the less!
Keep up the good work Coffee Stain Studios, GG to you!
In 0:02 - Seems to be the new building also like a blender, because on the right the exit to the storage tanks is a new liquid substance. -- In addition, there is probably also a branch onto a conveyor belt with a new item
By 0:29 Seems to be a new item on the right side of the conveyor belt, in Red - Yellow
It also seems that what glows green is sent through the pipes
What was that on the belt she jumped over at 0:19
@@5353Jumper new tier belt. Very fast
i forgive you for making me watch a two hour timer. LETS GOOOOOO
rest of us watched for 3 hours ;-) timer came at like 1hr 5min or so
It was pretty obvious what was going on, no way they randomly decided to use their main channel for "lofi satisfactory beats" lol. There was 2k people there waiting and most were aware it was going to be the 1.0 announcement.
You guys are amazing!!! cant wait for 1.0
Thank you for continuing to work on this great game! 👍🏻👍🏻
Thats me....every morning when the second coffee hits.
Golden pipes are lookin nice
Loving this. I am just a poor indie developer and this is how game releases should be. Kudos. You're outstanding.
lol that's my birthday, wat a great gift!
Tank you Coffee Stain!
Finally! My toilet flushing simulator dreams have come true!
…And also 1.0 is releasing. That too.
as someone who is lactose intolerant, I can confirm that you cannot move like that when the forbidden chocolate pudding is pushing up against the gate
Yeah too bad we're not getting a waddle animation to go with it
@@Franimus we might be🤷♂ Who knows?😂
This will be a really cool birthday present. THANKS!!!
im praying that 1.0 will send satisfactory into the mainstream, giving it the popularity it really deserves
Interesting scenes with possibly new content:
0:01 wierd new factory building, what is that? also, new looking steel frames on the left
0:19 new item!
0:24 chrome pipe!
0:33 new HUB interior!
Hub also seems to have a door now?
oh i have a wedding to attend on the same day. NOOOOOO
gotta set priorities dude somebody has to build those factories
I'm sure they'll understand 🙂
reject attendance, embrace automation
...on a Tuesday?!?!?
Steam Remote Play?
>In FIXIT narrator voice<
Congratulations on reaching this milestone in project ASSembly
This is unironically one of the best trailers ever
Well, there goes my productivity
Finally some real content
1.0 is cool too
I love the use of the updated 3 music
oh my frickin golly gosh their animators were cooking with this one