Working Out Is Not Worth It. Dry Bar Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Working out is not worth it, or at least thats what these Dry Bar Comedy comedians have concluded from their adventures in working out. In this Dry Bar Comedy compilation, Dry Bar comedians tell you about their experiences with working out and are sure to have you laughing from start to finish!
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Comedians featured in this compilation include: Leanne Morgan, Jeff Allen, Phil Kopczynski, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Scotte Losse, Daniel Eachus, Alex Velluto, Michael Joiner, Kermet Apio, Russ Nagel, Kendra Cunningham, Bill Dwyer, Kortney Shane Williams, Andy Beningo, Taylor Mason, Marc Yaffee, Jamie Lissow, Rodney Laney, Joe Devito, K-von, Mike Goodwin, Leighann Lord, Kerri Pomarolli, Joe Zimmerman, Matthew Jenkins, Keith Stubbs, Jordan Makin, Lucas Bohn, Steve Bruner, Jay Whittaker, Tom Mabe, Drew Barth, Andy Peters, Rex Havens, Danny Villalpando, Andrew Hobbs, Mike Brody, Lisa Mills, Kevin Downey Jr., Linda Stogner
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About 40 years ago I worked at a fitness center and we had a group of older ladies that would come for aerobics. After which they went straight to Marie Calendars for pie! Loved them
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Makes me think of Billy Ray Cyrus in Hannah Montana! He would exercise l, then eat a whole chocolate cake by himself!
Thank you so much for the clean language! Our family doesn’t swear or curse and we really do appreciate hearing your comedy and not having to worry about foul language! We love you!!!
Leanne is the best female comedian there is. ❤🎉
More Leanne Morgan please!!!! She is fantastic!!!!!! What a natural delivery and talent.
I was actually gonna ask what you feed a creature like that because I had never heard such a language before. I wasn't sure if that was a beast from the forest or a beast from outer space lol
Who are you talking about?
She just cracks me up!!
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I love this woman. She's marvelous, talented, hilarious and fun.
Thank you a zillion times for non swearing comedy. I didn't think anyone knew how to do that. I thought being funny without swearing was a lost art. Thank you for this!!!!!!
Grow tf up lol lol 😂
Yes I am with you
@@joyschlomer6866 Thank you. It really is a treat for those of us who appreciate the difference. The one who thought of this format is a genius.
@@clarabraun644 ..? You know people are sensitive
@@clarabraun644 s to
Leanne Morgan is a riot! So funny.
". . .I haven't moved with any purpose since I won the race at conception." My favorite joke of all time and his delivery of it was perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leanne Morgan is the best, bless her little heart!
I love Leanne Morgan. I didn't want the video to transition to the next comic!!
I'm going to count laughing at this as exercise.
Love her down to earth delivery and folksy style
Breath if fresh air.. love her
First woman was hilarious. I love her southern mom energy
Her name is Leanne Morgan and I love her comedy.
Her delivery is great!
I love her voice telling a story for all people of all colors and genders we need a good sense of humor to just relax and laugh👍
Okn
I love her too!!!
As a physical therapist who exercises people all day every day these were HILARIOUS.
❤She's my pain medication! Thank you Leanne ! 🌹
This lady is priceless!!!! So darn funny!
At least she didn't go into too much southern women's comedy. Hahahaha alot of people If not from South doent get some of them. Lol nothing wrong with that mind you just different experiences. If you were talking about the blonde one that was first ome
Not only have I discovered this channel recently this is now the 3rd American Southern older female comedian who is absolutely hilarious. Respect from the UK 🇬🇧
Is one of them Jeanne Robertson? If not, I suggest looking up some of her clips. I love her rafting story.
I love this, being from Texas I know all too well, glad others get to see it
I should NOT have watched this while drinking my coffee!!😂😂😂😂
this is a Certified "Cardio" Classic
No...
Boo...
I joined the gym three months ago and honestly I don’t see any progress at all, so I figured I’m gonna go there in person tomorrow and ask him what the hell is going on.
20% working out, 80% food. That’s what’s going on
“… when I come in with a carton of ice cream and a box fan…” 😂
Drybar, PLEASE do a playlist of all your awesome compilations! I love them. But they're hard for us to find now that you've done so many, unless we can remember every single topic. Pretty please! Thank you 😘
I freaking love Leanne Morgan!! She's funny, classy, clean relatable jokes. She reminds me of my mom honestly lol and how I want to be when I get to that age (whatever age it is, idk honestly bc she looks great). I once had a coworker tell me that she would tan because "tan fat looks better than pale fat"....girl, I agree lol I'm not down with a spray but I'll get melanoma over it 🤣
Leanne, you are GORGEOUS!!!!! Great bits all!!! HILARIOUS!
I love her southern accent
Thank you for a woman comedian who doesn't feel she has to resort to obscene references to get a laugh. That's real woman empowerment.
"Oh? And You still can ya-yell."
I mean working out is an over all better long lasting feeling that you get, rather then the temporary relief feeling you get from not caring about working out. Eating good food that you enjoy and working just does your body so much better.
You’re commenting on a comedy video
@@pinecone3870 still a good reminder...
I love her great stories. Just being herself. So entertaining 😆Leana!
Ughhhh, it was a sight😂
@@MrMcCoy987 so funny, just as I read your comment, I heard her say that line!
Love this woman 🥰
Won the race at conception! Omg!
Omgoodness Leanne you are just so YUMMY! Bless you and you're family keep it funny!
Dry Bar is the best! Clean comedy, very good comedians!
That lady's southern accent is jus the icing on the cake!
To my British ears it's a distraction.
I love different accents, what a good subject.
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@@M.Moadeli123 your British accent would be a distraction to her too.
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Thank you DB and the comedians of this gym compilation!! The girl with the outside snacks was HILARIOUS 😆😂
I loooveee her accent!!! 😁
Love her! She’s hilarious!! Yep we’re from Tennessee!! And yes that’s how we talk!!😂💖💕
Love these longer compilations
Thanks 🙏
We saw her in person at the Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island, MI in 2020. She's hysterical 🤣
I like dancing I went to Zumba years ago once and never again, i was sweating exausted and I was hyperventiling out of breath bad....🤪🤪🤪
LEANN IS SO AWESOME!!!
38:54 I went to spin class at the local senior center. I thought that it might be a good way for an old fart like me to get into better shape. An hour later I walked out with a fist full of yarn.
40:46 As a long distance runner, downhill is much harder for a long way.
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
I love this woman she is the best thank you for always making me laugh
I love Leanne ! shes a hoot!
I remember it being a "booger" when someone had to get off heroin. 😅🤣🤣
I just at 53, weighed in at 135 , an Urgent Care broken pinky investigation, nurses sent the x-rays, the pictures, to the radiologist, and I weigh135! The mechanic that told me how to get to the Albert Pike Care Center, was the best looking man I have seen in my Avila nothing cash app.
Bike riding up the hill guy funny from the start 😂
Love these compilations!!! Great work. Thank you!!!
I've enjoyed looking at the background sets. Pretty cool.
About three weeks into the keto diet you may find yourself sleep eating the macaroni art off the refrigerator...
my son's full sentence was "Don't eat the art!" as he used to attack his artwork & nibble on bits. . .
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Ahahaha, macaroni art 😅
LOL!
This woman is speaking my language
Wow! A star-studded cast of characters for an hour and a half? Of course... it's the amazing DB. ⚘
Once again, DB, you and the team pulled it off. Thanks for the hours of work to get this compilation together for us all.
Well done, Team DB.
Well done!
👏👏👏 👍 👏👏👏
@@grumpyoldguy584
Hi, Sunshine... 🙋♀️
It's called having an attitude of gratitude, doing unto others as you would want to be treated as Jesus taught - Be ye kind one to another, and so fulfill the law of Christ (Ephesians 4:32), the greatest of these is LOVE, not being a Karen or a negative/grumpy/whining person, not spewing negativity at anyone with your words (especially when forever indelled in time on YT comments, HINT! 😂 ), and sharing my true appreciation for DB and others along life's path.
I used to comment/spew unkind comments on YT comments, just like you still continue to do.
Remember? You even copied/modeled some of my comments, except that I never used phrases like "rat's behind" or "butt-kissing", which is technically two (2) words.
Parents kissing,
Friends kissing on the cheek, Sibs kissing on the cheek,
Kids kissing their grandparents or parents on the cheek.
BTW, you only hyphenate when it is a compound adjective preceding a noun. 😏
After reading your comments, I realized how unkind it was - and stopped.
As to being Highlighted by DB and several other Global YT channels on a regular basis, I just express my true appreciation with a superlative education and vernacular.
End of story.
We all, in the DB comment section, hope and pray that you come to know Christ, His love, kindness, forgiveness and eternal life.
Move on, ok? Your nasty comment reputation precedes you on DB. Really? Yup, to wit (Latin, for as follows):
You are so predictable:
DB posts. (Thx, DB! 👏)
Someone comments FIRST.
Grumpy comments nastiness, hatred, demeaning, demoralizing, deflating, defeating comment(s).
So predictable --> 😴
Q: How many people that watch DB KNOW that Grumpy will say something hateful in the comments?
A: All hands in the comment room raised.
Your call.
Your attitude.
Your continued and continual hateful comments.
Really? Yup.
What's big, it stinks and NO ONE WANTS TO BE AROUND IT (especially downwind)? B.S. Hot summer night, low winds, down wind from a huge cattle Ranch in TX, windows open to get the cool air inside in the eve? I know, right?
I have family that owns a 300-acre Beef Master Ranch just S of Dallas. 300 head of cattle, a cross between a Brahma and a Black Angus. Hybrids. Breeding only, bc a 6-month old male/bull, sells at ~$15K per. Top of the breeding food chain.
One of my Mommy Mantras when my Soldier son was in Kindergarten:
What's big, it stinks and NO ONE wants to be around it?
Nastiness, hatred, negativity, continual whiners, etc., ad nauseum. 🤮
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
If you can't say anything/something NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL...
Really? Yup!
As to your negative attitude/comments targeted toward me?
Water off of a duck's back, lol!
Toro poopoo, aka, Bull Schtuff and negative attitudes.
Usually, when I run across people like you, I just smile and say, "See you later...".
The rest of the sentence, in my mind as I walk walk away, is:
"HOPEFULLY, NOT
ANY TIME SOON!!"...
👍👍 😂 ✔ 😂 👍👍
Hope you find some peace, true peace, that can only be found when we walk with the true Prince of Peace, Jesus Christ, my all in all, my everything...
Did I mention that I saw Jesus in The Garden when my heart flatlined in the Hospital?
He is real. I saw Him, in the Garden... then those "expletive deleted" med teams brought me back. I was sooo MAD!!
Can't wait to see Him again!
Stay safe and well to you and yours, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle, ok?
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 You're crazy!
She has the cutest accent.
"Gluten-free"... I died laughing @ that one! 🤣
"Everybody was farting, and at no point did I think, 'Hey, let's make it hot!'" (Referring to yoga)
Rodney Laney has great delivery/timing!
She sounds adorable and funny
Dammit !!!!
I finally found out. I'm a gym atheist !!!!!!
This woman is so funny xD
This is so hilarious because it's real life. Very good comics.
Yes! Going off of white bread and cheese and dairy and carbs for 3 months I thought I was going to have anxiety forever! It's the craziest thing!!! 🤷😬🤯
I'd be 'done'. Life without cheese 🧀. Nope. 😅
I agree with you Laura. Life without cheese 🧀 , to me, would be completely pointless. (Sent with love from America's Dairyland, where we make the best cheese on Earth.)
I haven't eaten white bread, potatoes, rice, or pasta for 8 years, you get used to it...once you get fully detoxed. 🤣
@@daltonruns5221 what do you eat?
Change to a low carb eating plan. You can have all the cheese you want.
Mr. Jenkins would like our gym; there is a physcal rehab place attached. He is not wrong that the people walking around the track w/their walkers and assistants holding their belts do make you feel pretty fast.
Very entertaining! Thank you!
OMG, Joe Devito got me laughing with the "Are you OK, Sir?" line!!! Sigh, yeah - it's happend to me 🤣😐😑
You're so funny and welcoming in my life for good laughs without the swearing. My door is always opened to you
SHE WORE SPANKS WITH HER SPANDEX!!!😂😂😂
WHY is there so much pain and suffering at the gym??? Oh I love him! It says it's a recent upload but this must have been filmed a while ago because he looks much younger than his last 1 hour special he did about a year ago! Remember folks Live, Love, METH!!! 😂
K-Van was hilarious. I replayed that part 3 times. 46:45
Clean and funny thanks leeannelove❤ you 😂❤❤
Better to die laughing than to be crushed under a bench press bar 😅
GYM atheist that's hilarious! I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I go to the gym use to religiously but with my new job it's 2 times a week and maybe and maybe 3 times! But I'm a vendor for Frito and I walk ALOT and still work at Walmart so I don't do legs
Go girl! 😎
@@abell5068 qqsaaaaas see d
I work out with knowledge and a sense of purpose and accomplishment.
Like walk the dog, rake the leaves, reclaim work. Get a house there is always something to do.
9oo ok to ok llp00lll
Love southern accent, sometimes it feels like they’re playing banjo with their tongue hey
Shout out to Mark Lawrence! I worked with him at a hotel in Santa Monica (I tended bar and was working the restaurant) in '92-'93 when he was a struggling young actor...and then his hit movie "Fear of a Black Hat" was released.
He was out of that waiter job so fast that his apron was dangling empty in mid-air with an audible vacuum pop.
Always a good dude, side splittingly funny when he'd gas off on the things and people going on around the hotel.
Have seen him over the years in film and TV (Terminator II, My Name is Earl, and other spots.)
Love his set. The workout gag is hilarious! Good on you, Mark. -Steve the Bartender
I love her accent!😍
Leann is great!
Love your sense of humor...
Laughed so hard thru the entire thing
I LOOOOVE her accent a little too much
I love this want to keep seeing more🤣
The number ten joke was gold.
Melodious
Love her! So clean comedy , refreshing! 2:39
I love this woman 😂
You are the funniest person on Earth!
Aw lord, someone who feels my pain!
Laughing out loud By myself at the spin cycle story
Love Dry Bar!
Thanks!
I am dying laughing!!! I love you!!!
I was having a hard time trying to not laugh that I was farting. All the way to the restroom, I was letting out shrieks of weird stifled guffaws. I had to make sure I didn’t soil my pants from so much stifled laughter. What killed me despite the gaggles of other talented comedians’ lines? It was this bit that starts at 1:03:45 about the gluten-free nuts.
I can't even wait to get to that part. I love laughing like that! 😂😂
That was the one that killed me too! 😆 I shrieked & had to pause for a moment to appreciate his genius. 🤣
Another hit drybar‼️ All fabulous. Also, Clanky clank guy I would love a full special
This is great Kendra!
She's great, but Fanny has a whole different meaning in the UK, but I think her comedy is genius
Really funny comedians! Thank you!
30:09 One new year's day, I woke up and on my sit up bench on an incline, did 10 reps of 15 sit ups, on the steepest setting. The next day I had a job interview, and I was walking like a hunchback. Moderation.