@@unbroken1010 wow! So much anger and accusations! What a shitty life you must live! But hey I’m sure you was drinking bud light before they put a wiener on the can & called it a women! When you point a finger make sure you know you pointing 3 back at yaself!
Oh my goodness, I've watched Jose at least 10 times & his delivery, timing, & expressions are perfect! "That's what I'm talking about...." good clean humor!!!! Keep it up Lt.!!
It's great to have a comedian who has actually done stuff, rather than being stoned on the couch of 30 years. Not that there's anything wrong with being stoned on the couch, just that someone talking about actual life experiences makes for more original material.
@@staceystrukel1917 Dude likes comedy that contains non-typical life experiences. Especially compared to most comics who have limited experiences- due to commonly being high on their couch.
First time watching Jose and I’m taken. The man is a natural. Hope he reaches the pennacle of success he’s aiming for in his future. And I love and watch only clean jokes. It is a real talent for comedians to carry the funniest shows without a nasty word imbedded.
Of the hundreds of Dry Bar specials I have watched, this without a doubt, is the absolute best! Jose nailed it! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, well done!
That chicken story is so true lol. My husband was in the navy and during his jungle training, the recruits had to kill a chicken exactly by spinning it by its neck and popping the head off. Head popped off, chicken body fell onto ground, got up and proceeded to randomly run around with blood spurting out 😂 my husband said all the men screamed like little girls and till this day, he is still traumatised by it 😂😂😂😂
Once when I was a teenager we did that to our whole chicken flock - about 15. My 10 year old brother loved it. I got the job of plucking them. Not fun!
On chicken day, my dad swung them around until the head popped off. After they quit running around the yard, my mom dunked them in hot water in a bucket and plucked them. My job was to boil fresh water for my mom and cut the chickens up and freeze them. My sister got to stay in her room and read. Lucky duck.
My mom used a very sharp hatchet rather than the neck wringing thing. Still scary to me, since we would do several chickens at a time, and she was always once and done with the chopping...never missed once. The dancing headless chickens were actually just kind of funny to me and my brothers at the time, but my little sister and I got stuck with plucking the nasty wet dead things that sometimes were still able to fart. Kinda surprised Jose, with his penchant for fart jokes, didn't work that into his set somehow.
Excellent. As a former f/a who was dressed down by two pilots for screaming in tandem joy on a plane (an old college friend was a surprise passenger, age 20 something!), THANK YOU, JSarduy -- for the CONTEXT!
The whole chicken with its head cut off hits home, we raised chickens & it was a fairly regular thing at a certain point, usually after they quit laying eggs. But I'll never forget watching them running around headless & trying with all my might to grasp what I was seeing. One in particular ran around at least twice as long as the rest, & you can be sure my brain hurt that day.
Jose, you are hilarious and real. I can tell that you were raised right and that you appreciate being an American ❤. I wish more people had the respect that you have. 🙏
I’ve found I enjoy comedians more when they tell stories with fun side tangents rather than those that roast members in the audience. Jose Sarduy is hysterical. In my opinion, he’s right up there with Gabriel Iglesius.
I had a REALLY stressful day today and I stumbled across this comedy routine randomly. I'm SO glad that I did. I laughed SO hard, I was crying! Thank you SO much! I REALLY needed to laugh! That was awesome! 👏👏 🤣👍🤟🤣
When he was telling the story about chickens on the plane and he yelled on the mic "Ladies and Gentlemen.." someone in the crowd yelled his favorite phrase and he quickly acknowledged and rode with it. That was really good work, even though it seems like he was not going to say it there, he did quickly so that person wont be out of timing.💯
❤😂I love comedians!!!! Jose, you have me cry laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have watched your show several times and never tire of watching you. I was dying at the end over the fart... Keep on being yourself...Too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jose Sarduy is one of my all time favorites. So funny. 🤣🙃😆👍👍❤
This gentleman is absolutely hilarious! I really enjoy watching him. May the Lord keep you protected and blessed. Thank you for being you!
He drinks Bud Light 😂
@@grumpyoldguy2697 definitely Grumpy 😂
@@grumpyoldguy2697 definitely super grumpy
@@unbroken1010 wow! So much anger and accusations! What a shitty life you must live! But hey I’m sure you was drinking bud light before they put a wiener on the can & called it a women! When you point a finger make sure you know you pointing 3 back at yaself!
@@unbroken1010p
😊😊😊
Oh my goodness, I've watched Jose at least 10 times & his delivery, timing, & expressions are perfect! "That's what I'm talking about...." good clean humor!!!! Keep it up Lt.!!
10 times really 😑😑
Exactly 💯. A fine true American man we have here!! 🎉❤🎉
don't search his stuff outside dry bar....
LtC
@@kendranicholson1473 why
"I made bullets go in and back out I am a magician" was great!
It's great to have a comedian who has actually done stuff, rather than being stoned on the couch of 30 years. Not that there's anything wrong with being stoned on the couch, just that someone talking about actual life experiences makes for more original material.
What?!
@@staceystrukel1917 Dude likes comedy that contains non-typical life experiences. Especially compared to most comics who have limited experiences- due to commonly being high on their couch.
Wow. Talk about judging.
@@1972TJJGet off the couch
thas watt I'm toking abaht!
First time watching Jose and I’m taken. The man is a natural. Hope he reaches the pennacle of success he’s aiming for in his future. And I love and watch only clean jokes. It is a real talent for comedians to carry the funniest shows without a nasty word imbedded.
I'm watching this again.😂😂😂😂I know what's coming and I still lose it, laughing!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s good. Give this guy a Netflix Special, he is so hilarious
I totally Agree.. He Just Needs to come up w/New Material😊
Agreed. He is so good.
Please do not give him a netflix. He is obnoxious.
@@willcollins5660 bro what?
💯
Of the hundreds of Dry Bar specials I have watched, this without a doubt, is the absolute best! Jose nailed it! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, well done!
I really, really enjoyed every minute of his performance, from his Mom and Dad to his days in the Air Force.
Hope Jose continued success. He's a great storyteller and comedian.
That thing in your hand. . . IT FLOATS! 😂
Ive watches this many times, and that line always slays me ! 😂😂
One of the best comedians out there today, if not the very best. Enjoy everything
I love these long-form comedy shows. Thank you Dry Bar! Keep up the great work!
Yesss I love this dude. I'm glad to see him back
This is one hilarious dude 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for being you!
I think Dry Bar has become my favourite comedy channel. Content like this is the reason why 🙏
I love both these specials. I can listen to either of them repeatedly.
Me too. I think I have watched them at least 3-4 times.
Give this man his flowers while he’s alive!!!❤ Hes funny and we want to see more ! 🎬
One of my absolute favorites on Dry Bar, thank you!
Why hasn't José been given a Netflix special yet? I enjoy his stories more then a lot of other comedians
That chicken story is so true lol. My husband was in the navy and during his jungle training, the recruits had to kill a chicken exactly by spinning it by its neck and popping the head off. Head popped off, chicken body fell onto ground, got up and proceeded to randomly run around with blood spurting out 😂 my husband said all the men screamed like little girls and till this day, he is still traumatised by it 😂😂😂😂
Once when I was a teenager we did that to our whole chicken flock - about 15. My 10 year old brother loved it. I got the job of plucking them. Not fun!
On chicken day, my dad swung them around until the head popped off. After they quit running around the yard, my mom dunked them in hot water in a bucket and plucked them.
My job was to boil fresh water for my mom and cut the chickens up and freeze them. My sister got to stay in her room and read. Lucky duck.
My mom used a very sharp hatchet rather than the neck wringing thing. Still scary to me, since we would do several chickens at a time, and she was always once and done with the chopping...never missed once. The dancing headless chickens were actually just kind of funny to me and my brothers at the time, but my little sister and I got stuck with plucking the nasty wet dead things that sometimes were still able to fart. Kinda surprised Jose, with his penchant for fart jokes, didn't work that into his set somehow.
My mom spun me by my head until it popped off and I ran around for several years afterwards. Still runnin’ in fact….
🤣🤣🤣
One of the better shows on Dry Bar.
I laughed so hard I cried with his inspection story. So funny
Best United States of America Deployed Comedy...EVER! Thanks be to God. My healing needed this Sir!
Excellent. As a former f/a who was dressed down by two pilots for screaming in tandem joy on a plane (an old college friend was a surprise passenger, age 20 something!), THANK YOU, JSarduy -- for the CONTEXT!
Jose Surduy is one of THE funniest comedians I've seen anywhere!!
He is perfoming live near us, would you recommend?
. Yes 100% we are booking him for a private show
Shayne Smith is hilarious too
So funny! Would love to see him live.🤣🤣🤣
I love Jose so much. I laugh so hard every time I watch his act. 😂😂😂. Thank you for your service @jose Sarduy
I haven’t laughed that much in a long time, absolutely hilarious! 😂
I Just love him !! He's hilarious & I really enjoyed watching his show ! God bless him & family !
The whole chicken with its head cut off hits home, we raised chickens & it was a fairly regular thing at a certain point, usually after they quit laying eggs. But I'll never forget watching them running around headless & trying with all my might to grasp what I was seeing. One in particular ran around at least twice as long as the rest, & you can be sure my brain hurt that day.
Yes I've seen this guy on here before and I love him thank you so much
You are simply brilliant. A non-stop laughing response from me. You will go places (or fly places). Thank you for this special.
I can watch his comedy routines over and over 😂❤
NOOOO I thought a new Jose Sarduy special has dropped! I've been waiting for a new special for monthssss.
Did you see that his second dry bar appearance is included here too? It starts at 38:15.
I think he’s the BEST comedian. Laughed until I cried.
He’s good. I cannot believe he’s old enough to have been in the military 27 years! He looks about 35.
Whoa wonder how many innocent people he offed in Afghanistan 😮
@@unbroken1010 Innocent? They have kids suicide bombing us over there. How many are truly innocent?
@@unbroken1010 he's cargo plane pilot not a bomber.
@@UmbrellaSound ok,. Good to hear,. So he's cargo Cult. 😂
At 42 that means he went in at 15
This video has better quality than the original. I loved hearing the audience.
Wow, My side hurt I was laughing so hard. I still chuckle when I think "That worked for the first chicken"
So glad to see another show from this fella!
You know a stand up is funny when the audience laughs more than they clap. ;)
Phenomenally superb! It is rare for me to go to live shows, but I would definitely pay to see this fellow in concert.
Jose, you are hilarious and real.
I can tell that you were raised right and that you appreciate being an American ❤.
I wish more people had the respect that you have. 🙏
Patriot Act 2 coming. Thanks Brandon
José looks AMAZING for that age! Exceptionally funny and good genes!
Awesome delivery in both sets, Jose!!
Omg he's hilarious! I'd love to see more of him. Had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes a few times!
A breath of fresh air, this comedian!
First time listening to this guy and the hardest I’ve laughed since Brian Regan! Great job! Love the Cuban jokes!!!!
I live in Wyoming and that part about it not being Colorado Springs had me rolling 😭😂
Oh my lords... Too darn funny. 😅And so handsome.
Thanks for your service....😊
I have watched this bit so many times and I laugh every time. He is fantastic!
This is like the 3rd time I've watched this. Love this guy. He needs another special ❤😂 you hardly see standing ovations at dry bar 🎉
Marvelous! He helps us revel in the absurdities of every day life :)
He is so much fun! I laughed from start to finish. Love him!
My favorite part was when he jumped in the air and shook his legs, “that’s me “ like Mario 😂❤ too funny
This guy is BRILLIANT.
I can SOO relate to the "Inspection" situation that you had at the academy. I couldn't stop laughing.
He’s one of my favorites!😄😆
This is a very funny comedian! I quite enjoyed watching and laughing through his set. Well done!
It takes real talent to be funny without being vulgar. Drybar really does have talent in showcasing talent
José it is always the pleasure watching you. You make me laugh like when I was a kid, which is rarely happening I wish you a great carriere
You mean when you laugh until there's no sound coming out and you pee a little bit?
As a flight student, I just got sooooo much confidence in “THAT kid flies for DELTA now”
Jose, you’re now my favorite comedian.
I couldn't stop laughing. Great show
José is sooo funny!!!! He's so cute, I'm crushing hard on him, can't wait to see more from him!!!!
That name though….
This one's for Freddy. Rest in Arroz, little dude🐔
Me too… watching again and laughing so hard… crying…😂
I’ve found I enjoy comedians more when they tell stories with fun side tangents rather than those that roast members in the audience. Jose Sarduy is hysterical. In my opinion, he’s right up there with Gabriel Iglesius.
Such a great artist and he makes it a pleasure to laugh
"It's a Cuban Chicken..." Ay dios mío- I lost it!
I had a REALLY stressful day today and I stumbled across this comedy routine randomly. I'm SO glad that I did. I laughed SO hard, I was crying! Thank you SO much! I REALLY needed to laugh! That was awesome! 👏👏 🤣👍🤟🤣
He looks just like a cross between Tom Cruise and Andy Samberg.
One the BEST IN DRYBAR! Only downside is he was Air Force! Go Navy! Lol great job Jose!!!
Bravo! What a show! I mean both standups :)
32:44 is the beginning of the story that had my husband and I rolling on the floor gasping for breath
As a native to CO I appreciate his honesty about driving in the snow. Interlopers driving is my least fave part of winter here lately.
Hell, I live in Canada and seeing city folks trying to drive in freak winter storms of more than 2 inches, has me shaking my head. I feel ya.
When he was telling the story about chickens on the plane and he yelled on the mic "Ladies and Gentlemen.." someone in the crowd yelled his favorite phrase and he quickly acknowledged and rode with it. That was really good work, even though it seems like he was not going to say it there, he did quickly so that person wont be out of timing.💯
That second half … REAL funny. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you. The 18 year old loadmaster over Vietnam and the chickens.. 😆😆☠️
You were brilliant. I realised I had a wide grin on my face when after pausing a video and came back hearing crowd laughing. That is a skill! 💜🙌
The room inspection has me rolling!
I really like JoseSarduye! He Looks very young, he has an excellent
Show! Thank you
Jose!😂❤🙏🤗
❤😂I love comedians!!!! Jose, you have me cry laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have watched your show several times and never tire of watching you. I was dying at the end over the fart... Keep on being yourself...Too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's a good swimmer....twice! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No matter how many times I hear this episode, I still pee my pants.
This guy is fantastic!!!
Wonderful! What a talent!
You are hilarious. I wish I knew your precious mom! What a gem!
Excellent show from one Cuban to another 😂
That's what I'm talkin ABOUT!
Commercials EVERY 2 MINS for 10min long
Is absolutely CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always thought that about the cello in titanic too
For some reason "we got free hats" cracked me up🤣😆
Loved his show - he’s got the academy down!!! 😅😂😂😅
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt!!!! Love this guy!
That's an idea, carmakers should install two types of horn: the soft one and the loud one.
I could watch this video everyday. 😂 God bless you.
Very funny! Love the military jokes!
You're so handsome, Jose Sarduy, sir! ❤😊
He’s really good