Alfred I think this is your best. The guy that lassoed the pole made this Texan proud but the dude that said we've done this before and you're not gonna get anything. That was EPIC!
5:39 This accident is why I trained deckhands to always have a bumper in one hand, and the line in the other when approaching the dock at the end of the day. I would also have them prep four lines and four bumpers, hooked to all four cleats on both bow and stern, port and starboard, coiled and at the ready. I really didn't enjoy getting chewed out on the dock after the newbs make Cap look bad, by screwing up docking procedures lol. FWIW, my name is C. Reed, I spent close to 10 years as the 1st Mate & Deck Boss of the commercial crabbing vessel F/V Relentless. Our home port was Langley, WA for the Fall season. We operated out of Gray's Harbor, WA during the winter ocean season. You wanna talk about having all eyes on you while you dock a boat? Then give it a go in a commercial marina that's operating loading docks, on the smallest boat in the fleet! We had to be the best, because everyone thought we'd fail miserably or die on the ocean. We were the Highliner of our home port, and top boat for our quota allowance on the Pacific. So many crazy stories lol.
Alfred, please wear your PFD when you go fast boating. You commentate about boaters being safe around the docks so you should heed your words while you’re on the water because I don’t want to see you get hurt. Love your videos and glad to see Fred back. 🐊
@@OMGWTFLOLSMH You understand that the boat he is in is designed for that right? I hope you never look at a bass boat, you'd probably freak out with how fast those things go.
@@mikel9567Hi Mike, yes I do understand this type of boat, my uncle had one. No side to it and nothing to hold you in. But, safety is safety and when you are underway one should always put on a PFD (personal floating device). No matter if you’re in a bass boat, yacht or a float tube on a river. If you get thrown off your water craft you’ll wish you had one on. Coast Guard and Fish & Game will always tell you that. Take care and stay safe and healthy. 😊
I think it's great that we get to see only a tiny bit of each incident.... very helpful and props to the video editor. Hollywood should be calling you any day now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad we have a Chit Show. It means the world's not actually ending. As long as your out there. I'm from Hawaii, we don't get to see this. Everyone just fishes... However they guy who ripped me off and took his boat and all my stuff got hit with a wave from knowhere and smashed his boat on the Hilo Bay breaker wall. Karma. Forgive guys, you get to see these things happen when you forgive
At the Chit Show - Chit Show Miami pardoy of the copa cabana song would be great for your show many as the open song - Ure the best man I am here in Tulsa originally from Miami and this show on Sunday brings me back man - thanks so much for this awesome show.
I’m 73 years old and have been boating since age 5 or so. In my entire life I have never seen so many crazy captains…. are people just stupid? These folks have more money than common sense. Some people should never leave dry land…..thanks for all the laughs!
Been watching your videos the past couple weeks took a little time to warm up to your personality but you’re fucking funny. I laugh all the way through this video.😂😂😂
@Alfred Montaner ypur gonna look at all this footage 20 yrs from now and be amazed of how crazy or crazier are society was. I see you righting a 305 que Bola #1 seller memoir
Love this channel! Question: Do they sell life jackets in the US? A mother and infant on a boat and not wearing a life jacket is a recipe for years of sorrow.
Just be thankful that the FAA kind of weeds out these morons from flying airplanes and helicopters onto people’s roofs(although some do slip through the cracks?).
So much greatness packed into a 14 minute video!
Alfred I think this is your best. The guy that lassoed the pole made this Texan proud but the dude that said we've done this before and you're not gonna get anything. That was EPIC!
11:14 Now THAT boat just came in from Cuba! LOL
nah the one at 13:28
Watching these are like seeing people slip and fall on the ice here in IA, you want to laugh but know you shouldn't. LOL
I laugh every time bro here in Urbandale
All those boaters got all the dollars but no cents. XD
Alfred, one of your best yet! That's a complete load of chit. Keep it up, bro.
I think the guy at the end converted is string trimmer to his boat engine 😂
Lmao it sounded exactly like my leaf blower haha
My Dad took out a few outboard motors learning how currents work, etc.. Thx for making him feel less disgraceful.
It's amazing to see how many people gas it at the dock, nor do they have fenders.
It's the equivalent of hitting the gas instead of the brake in a car. Old age, inexperience, stupidity or a combination of all 3.
5:39 This accident is why I trained deckhands to always have a bumper in one hand, and the line in the other when approaching the dock at the end of the day. I would also have them prep four lines and four bumpers, hooked to all four cleats on both bow and stern, port and starboard, coiled and at the ready. I really didn't enjoy getting chewed out on the dock after the newbs make Cap look bad, by screwing up docking procedures lol. FWIW, my name is C. Reed, I spent close to 10 years as the 1st Mate & Deck Boss of the commercial crabbing vessel F/V Relentless. Our home port was Langley, WA for the Fall season. We operated out of Gray's Harbor, WA during the winter ocean season. You wanna talk about having all eyes on you while you dock a boat? Then give it a go in a commercial marina that's operating loading docks, on the smallest boat in the fleet! We had to be the best, because everyone thought we'd fail miserably or die on the ocean. We were the Highliner of our home port, and top boat for our quota allowance on the Pacific. So many crazy stories lol.
Alfred, please wear your PFD when you go fast boating. You commentate about boaters being safe around the docks so you should heed your words while you’re on the water because I don’t want to see you get hurt. Love your videos and glad to see Fred back. 🐊
He shouldn't be doing 55 in that superdinghy either. Insane without being belted in and no safety gear.
@@OMGWTFLOLSMH You understand that the boat he is in is designed for that right? I hope you never look at a bass boat, you'd probably freak out with how fast those things go.
@@mikel9567Hi Mike, yes I do understand this type of boat, my uncle had one. No side to it and nothing to hold you in. But, safety is safety and when you are underway one should always put on a PFD (personal floating device). No matter if you’re in a bass boat, yacht or a float tube on a river. If you get thrown off your water craft you’ll wish you had one on. Coast Guard and Fish & Game will always tell you that.
Take care and stay safe and healthy. 😊
That duck is a reincarnated boater you filmed messing up.😂
9:59 "Like a cuban cowboy" got me...The Gaucho!
Having to deal with the fools at boat ramps is a good argument for forking out the extra $ for a marina berth!
There are plenty of fools at the marina too.
@@OMGWTFLOLSMH No doubt. They say the level of seamanship is in inverse proportion to the HP and $ value of the boat.😁
That boat towards the end looked like it went through Normandy Beach evasion back in 1944
at 11:16 ?....it's a work in progress...probably beautiful ocean runner by now.
"Holy Chit Batman, they're in a jam!"
"You got that right old chum!"
They love that Corner of the Dock 🤪
Biggest danger here is not the crocodile it’s the clowns on the boats
nice crazy moments...always have rope, paddle, and fenders!!! oh and gas...lol
🤣I must have missed the "Attack Quack" episode and was that a weed eater conversion at the end. Freakin Luv It!
Definitely has been a good year for the chit show 👍👍😎
man does the Florida boat life ever look amazing.
I think it's great that we get to see only a tiny bit of each incident.... very helpful and props to the video editor. Hollywood should be calling you any day now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The duck may have a clutch of eggs near you.
THE GENERAL IS COMING
Lmao best one was the back and forth Aquasport with the Suzuki!!! hahahaha
The Chit Show Greatest Hits.
I’ve never bought a fender. I find them almost every time I go out.
Ah, The Chit Show indeed !
good one MARY QUISMISS 😂
I'm glad we have a Chit Show. It means the world's not actually ending. As long as your out there.
I'm from Hawaii, we don't get to see this. Everyone just fishes... However they guy who ripped me off and took his boat and all my stuff got hit with a wave from knowhere and smashed his boat on the Hilo Bay breaker wall. Karma.
Forgive guys, you get to see these things happen when you forgive
Ohh chit!! That was an epic episode Alfred! Have me here dying laughing 😂
Alfred there’s a lot of people doing boat ramp videos but they have nothin compared to you ❤ from Michigan ✌🏻
There are some good ones in there and some that make you cringe. Thanks for putting this together.
Crank it Port and floor it. lol
The lasso was awesome!!!
The people sitting in their chairs watching the chit show are my heroes
Your hero standards must be a pretty low bar.
Boats were taking a beating in this video wow 😲 😱
So much skill on display😂
So dude... Ever pulled or backed a boat in in offsetting current??
Exactly. All icing. No cake👊
The only reason I watch this is that it reminds me of my beginnings .
Funny video Mr.ALFRED!!!
At the Chit Show - Chit Show Miami pardoy of the copa cabana song would be great for your show many as the open song - Ure the best man I am here in Tulsa originally from Miami and this show on Sunday brings me back man - thanks so much for this awesome show.
Fred , the crocodile needs to be relocated to where there's no people
I can’t believe I have watched every video on this memory lane Clíp.
I’ve got to get a life 😊
Great Video!
"He almost killed her, and got her back" I'm dead
I’m 73 years old and have been boating since age 5 or so. In my entire life I have never seen so many crazy captains…. are people just stupid? These folks have more money than common sense. Some people should never leave dry land…..thanks for all the laughs!
Stopping by on my way to the big Dan show to say what's up ! Keep up the content
Fred!!!!love the videos!
Weekend warriors at there finest!
Funny as usual
Fred! What a legend
I can't believe how you started everyone videoing boat ramp but no one comes close to you and your commentary 😊
These videos show how many people do not need to own a boat. PERIOD
Fred not only is back he must be hungry because he’s stuck in😅
Fred looks good
Did that last guy have a weed eater in the water?!?!
Good stuff Alfred!
That was a good one Alfred. I'm a new subscriber, but you got me LMAO 🤣 with your commentary and of course Fred the mascot.
Alfred. you get to build an inflatable boat ramp for beginners, where they can practice Docking the Boat
🤘🏻🤣🤘🏻
Awesome chit dude
Watching this reminds me of those people who hit the gas when pulling into a parking spot and drive straight into a store.
The Robalo @5:40 actually hurt my heart to watch
Another round of bumper boats. Like cars, but without brakes.
Last guy using a weedeater instead of an engine.
Bro, good clips bro.
Fred loves the sound of a splashing victim
Big Dan Show! Great editing.
Awesome! 👍
Браво.😅😅😅
0:07 She’s stacked! 😍😮💨
I love my island people...most have a fun outlook on life..
To be fair the corners on that pier are ridiculous lol, fiberglass shop designed those piers :D
Dude, it would be a blast to bring a lawn chair, cooler and chill out with you at the “chit show!”. 😂
ALFRED! Did you ever think of Fred Snacks, just like Scooby Snacks?
9:57 cuban cowboy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was waiting for Fred (the croc) to suddenly swallow that bird lol...
Floridiots are awesome !!!👍✌️✌️
Been watching your videos the past couple weeks took a little time to warm up to your personality but you’re fucking funny. I laugh all the way through this video.😂😂😂
It takes a moment to understand my crazy mind
@Alfred Montaner ypur gonna look at all this footage 20 yrs from now and be amazed of how crazy or crazier are society was. I see you righting a 305 que Bola #1 seller memoir
Good job! ❤❤
Alabao!!!! hahahaha
Hey Man I love Fred don’t say nothing to him 😂
Dam how many ppl in the same location 😂
Nice boats getting banged up and that's me I'm the last boat with a lawnmower engine.
It's the World's Largest Pinball Table!
When it's windy....all bets are off.
Reminds me of Jaws.. when all the nuts grab boats to get the jaws.. crazy..
Love this channel! Question: Do they sell life jackets in the US? A mother and infant on a boat and not wearing a life jacket is a recipe for years of sorrow.
I LOVE THE SOUND OF FIBERGLASS CRACKING IN THE MORNING 😅
That duck is a secret attack duck who has it in for you Alfred…..did you hurt hurt a family member????
11:16 ah yes. The center console fishing cigarette (outboard of course)
This clip shows that money doesn't and never will buy brains or knowledge
Just be thankful that the FAA kind of weeds out these morons from flying airplanes and helicopters onto people’s roofs(although some do slip through the cracks?).
Some people have no business owning a boat.
Helps me buy a boat for a discount when they give up.
And I thought my wife was bad her first time trying to bring up the waverunner. Yikes I’ll show her this video in hopes she gains confidence quickly 😂
It seems that many boaters fail to keep in mind that the steering is like having a rear wheel drive car that looses its steering without power.
Bro I can’t believe people just got to the dock I’m mean congrats for the content but this some dedication
I was in Miami for a cruise and was just going to stop by to see Fred.
Moving my boat to Miami next week, and these videos are terrifying me….broward ain’t like this folks. I’m putting in at 5am
Good luck!
muscovy ducks are demons bro
Saw a woman lose her thumb and for finger Trying to stop a boat against the dock Sarasota Fl Ramps