When my husband comes back ! Disrespected at the boat ramp ! (Chit Show)
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2023
- Boat ramp fights should always be avoided but sometimes boaters put their foot down. In todays video we see a guy pull a fast one on two ladies and skipped the line. Lets just say one of the ladies let him have it while her husband was getting the truck.
The husband did the unthinkable in todays society. He defended the honor of his wide.
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami Florida.
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Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!
4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍
That's right there ain't no common sense with a lot of people are just retarded
Guy making a living off of other peoples drama
@@benedictcumberbatch4275 And yet here you are, contributing.
@@markm5287 got to put the word out there
Blue bikini for the win !
That's for sure.
Best part of that 20mins was the blue bikini. That's where u needed the zoom lens bro..😂
The one holding down the pole 😂
@@williamburdine1118They're good at holding down the pole or some of them are..
@@paulmorphew1520 you mean keeping the pole down. So it doesn't get hard. 🤣
@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..
taking back the spot he was denied was your best shots ever!!!
That's the best shot kill of the day! Blue bikini shot kill! Gotta love it!!!
The guy played his card perfect. His is a well seasoned veteran of the water.
Man card for the win! In the end the selfish lose. Much Love Alfred, epic Black Point moment🤛
The girl in the blue bikini was the show.
“He’s being civil, he’s been to jail before” 😂😂 Alfred talking chit hilarious bro!
Why didn't the 2 ladies pull the boat forward? Common sense
Was thinking the same thing....if your that dumb you deserve to lose your spot.
Because they were having a Cuban cigar social talk marathon 👈🏼‼️
Yep, move up in queue if you have others with you
You answered your own comment, question, you just didn't realize it at the time
To busy gossiping
I would have untied the Divo’s boat and let it drift into the bay.
Oh man that Captain Stubin bit had me peeing with laughter 😂
That is what I wanted to do 😩🤣
Or pulled the bungs.
@@Reppie. oh let’s no get that hasty 😆
Blue bikini is killing it!
Why are you watching the boat, that blue Bikiniis all I could see. Lol
bro she was like 14 years old.
16:24...."Why bro,why is there families in the world,bro,why?".....I laughed pretty loud on that one.
I like how Alfred is alway instigating 😂
Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.
Alfred, polarized lens filters are like 50 bucks or less and it will be the best investment you ever made! Love the chit show bro!!!
One of the few good perks of getting old is realizing you don't have to be the toughest guy in the room anymore. I don't miss the ego battles.
Alfred, I think that lady in the blue bikini is purposely standing there ! She wants YOU to see it. Nice video.
The old captain sure beat many docking at the boat ramp.
How come Col. Sanders not fetching chicken?
Good morning Chit Show, my all time favorite channel
2nd time lve watched this
and it was still good
Wow. Alfred you are the MAN
Love ❤ the Chit Show
The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣
Workin for the FBI.....
Sittin' in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high!!
Dude with the Vantage flats boat is living the good life!
My wife and I love watching your channel, but she gets annoyed at how much you say bro.
Try watching with no volume
Now I know how my parents felt when we used to say you dig it, man.
😂😂 bruh..
Mine just said the same thing lmao
Makes me swipe bro
At the beginning The Hollies, Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress awesome song 🤙
Love the sound of those inboards
First boat made me think of caddy shack and Ted Knight LOL
I think the dude did the right thing. A spot in the line ain’t worth getting arrested.
"Gonna lose my AARP card after this" bwhahahahaha....lol...just subbed you dude after I stopped laughing.
Hey! I just had a thought! I have a Kayak, I can wear a Captain’s hat! 😂😂😂
So glad I heard the cat today 😂😂😂😂
Good morning, Mr.Alfred. waiit for it!!💩🤣🤣
"You don't get disrespected at the boat ramp" is my new go-to.
For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.
Need a dance video from the docks 😂
😂😂😂 condo commando turns Boat Captain!!! 80 year old playboy
I play poker on line every day. Didn’t know Alfred played! Lol
Alfred I love it (The chitter run) 😂
The old guy never did anything wrong Alfred, they should have pulled their boat forward! Either way great job!!
They were trying to. 8 sec after boat in front left, but that guy snaked them.
Hi Alfred when my son sees my new Fred the Croc Blackpoint hat I know he will want one LOL.
I googled Black Point and they have you marked on there😂
Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.
Alfred tu m'a tué (killed me) with your explosive diarrhea joke.🤣🤣🤣
wonderful Ending......that was cool with the Suriname guests...cheers from Orlando
They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.
“Honey, I shrunk the ship!” 😂😂
The Captain hat is just don’t have words for it😮
Gramps would own your ass. He's backed up further than you've gone forward. Respect.
I think when dude walked to get his truck, I would have untied his boat and moved it either behind mine, or set it free!
That first dude takes being a captain to the next level.
He could be a retired Captain of a larger vessel .
Love your show
Thanks Andrew
And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."
Almost all bowriders duel consoles walk-arounds you-name-it other than center consoles are controlled of the starboard side
That’s the chit runs 😂😂
The Captain watched too many reruns of Gillian’s Island
Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊
I didnt have a problem with the lady in the way. Nice scenery. 😊
Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.
Never come to w&#% without your zoom, bro.
He got a strike on his man card but redeem it at the end. He handle the situation good but his Ol lady wanted to kick some Bass so he might have still gotten a couple of strikes on his man card from her .. LOL … THE CHIT SHOW.. WAIT! FOR! IT!!!.
Love the out come
You need a drone for situations like this
two thoughts....the dude who butted may have thought the other boat was leaving to go out??? otherwise he was a total jerk...he could have asked the gals what was going on...also if the blue boat was pulling out, they should have brought it up further to negate some ahole from butting in line
you see boats everyday with the helm on the starboard I dont know why that one boat confused you haha
Pretty sure the lady standing there with the boat at the tail end of the dock should have pulled the boat foward, to allow another boat to pull in behind them. She'd have to do it anyway, when her husband arrives with the truck/trailer. She had more than plenty of time to do it. She wasn't being respectful of other boaters trying to que.
Exactly
A captains hat and a Yamacraper so he is one screwed up boater anyway. Mercury Rules!!!!!!!
She's going to the truck to get the Louisville Slugger!
Time to start using a drone for closeups. Just sayin’ 😊
It's the back boats fault. They should have walked the boat forward when the spot in front opened up. Looking at the dock I would have assumed they were leaving not pulling out.
WAIT FOR IT! YEAH, LOVE IT ALFRED!
Man that boat would have been floating free in the water when he came back
Alfred that dog told you he don’t give a chit about shot killing you!!
We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.
Most open now boats have starboard side helms.
Darn you. Now I want a captain's hat. 14 ft jet boat captain.
Alfred that song is long cool woman by the Hollies
Hugh Hefner at Blackpoint
28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.
That line-cutter got lucky. A vindictive person might cut his lines and send him adrift while he's walking to his vehicle.
Old man in captains hat has a boat full of bishes - so he good.. lol
It was great!!!!!
If you can see over your windshield, DON'T clean it ever. lol
It's called getting fruit caked when the guy pulled in front of them
Gramps took the windward side of the which was perfect to blow him slowly against the dock as opposed to pushing him away as he tries to bring it in with a single screw
80??????????? Dude, not even 65!! But close!
Great music. Remember we can't enjoy our freedoms we have if someone didn't fight for them.
That is pretty cool that everybody watches all over the world 🌎 the chit show
Ive launched all over the country in 20 plus states and probably 100 launches. Every launch ive ever been to it doesnt matter where your boat is on the dock. Who ever puts the trailer in loads up first. Ive seen too many people take 20 mins to get trailers to sit in line when it will take me 2 mins to get my trailer in the water.
Creedance Clearwater!
Happy birthday
I'll bet that little flats boat with that old school pro 150 on it hauls balls !!!!
He died skip the line since the boat is not pulled up he assumed they were leaving
They should have pulled their boat forward.
They started to, but he snaked them.
I don't think the guy that cut in, doesn't know the etiquette of the ramp, but, he could of moved
The guy that pulled in at the 5 minute mark dock blocked the guy trying to launch his boat!!
7:17 the star of the show arrives
Look the guy did wrong but, just load up and be on your way. The longer you argue the longer he's there. Move on! Everyone help get him loaded and leave!