I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2023
  • These are my favorite Chit Show moments at Black Point Marina in 2023. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show !
    Boat ramp fails can happen to anyone but these are some of the most extreme fails insaw this year.
    The film location is Black Point Marina in Miami.
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  • @nickwebberdjceeskee
    @nickwebberdjceeskee 5 месяцев назад +53

    This one is going to 1M views no doubt!💪🏾👍🏾🕺🏽

    • @rc-fannl7364
      @rc-fannl7364 Месяц назад +1

      It's a 666k now, lol

    • @nickwebberdjceeskee
      @nickwebberdjceeskee Месяц назад

      Quick we need a like scary number 😮

    • @kamerontheisen403
      @kamerontheisen403 Месяц назад +1

      It would already have 3M if the guy didn’t talk, he’s ruining his own views cause he can’t keep his mouth shut…

    • @tobyrose6906
      @tobyrose6906 24 дня назад

      Dramatically spoken. Building it up. ..

    • @tobyrose6906
      @tobyrose6906 24 дня назад

      DO NOT APPROACH RAMP UNTIL TRAILER THERE TO LOAD BOAT.......WAIT IN QUEUE. ENGINE OFF..... .PERIOD.....NO YELLING. AND DEFINITELY COVER EM HUGE. FANNY BAGS...THERE'S FAMILIES AROUND....

  • @motorstockholm
    @motorstockholm 5 месяцев назад +350

    "This is what the guy films for!" 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work!

    • @Tzippi
      @Tzippi 5 месяцев назад +7

      You beat me to it! 😂😂😂😂

    • @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105
      @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105 5 месяцев назад +2

      Come on Vi!!!

    • @jonboatmorava9115
      @jonboatmorava9115 3 месяца назад +11

      I can only imagine how bad he took his anger out his woman that day.

    • @niceview2112
      @niceview2112 3 месяца назад +8

      @@jonboatmorava9115 Cant blame him at all, that woman was clueless.

    • @PTRRanger951
      @PTRRanger951 2 месяца назад +12

      @@niceview2112 You can blame him though. If he knew she was clueless and still let her do it., that's all on him. No one to blame but himself. His anger should all be on him.

  • @danlaur7973
    @danlaur7973 4 месяца назад +119

    Stop saying bro, bro

    • @marcplucinski8846
      @marcplucinski8846 Месяц назад

      As I recall you use the truck to launch the boat, the truck stays on the ramp?

    • @marcplucinski8846
      @marcplucinski8846 Месяц назад +1

      If you didn't start running a boat when you were 13 years old don't buy a boat as An adult because you don't have a clue! Stay home watch TV play on your computer, watching these keystone cops try and operate a boat is friggen painful

    • @nabilchaudhry1
      @nabilchaudhry1 22 дня назад +2

      It should be Bro stop saying bro😂

  • @ironheadjim1
    @ironheadjim1 4 месяца назад +131

    Every time he says " BRO " I take a drink

  • @jaxblaster84
    @jaxblaster84 4 месяца назад +40

    🤣this is what the guy films for..... RIGHT off the bat!!!

  • @Franetzky
    @Franetzky 4 месяца назад +71

    I am no where near captain skills, but some of these guys make me feel great about my boating skills.

    • @BigWaveStudio
      @BigWaveStudio 4 месяца назад +4

      You are now an official captain!

    • @TravisTheSavage
      @TravisTheSavage 2 месяца назад +2

      These people will make you feel like the greatest captain to ever sail the 7 seas

    • @benedictcumberbatch4275
      @benedictcumberbatch4275 23 дня назад

      11:30 probably be less embarrassing if he just fell in the water 😀

    • @CC35469
      @CC35469 23 часа назад

      You'd be a goner

  • @brianyancey4778
    @brianyancey4778 3 месяца назад +15

    Only a matter of time until that croc gets someone

  • @cbholst
    @cbholst Месяц назад +3

    19.07: “ I wanna do no commentary videos…”😂 But can’t stop talking😂😂

  • @jefftheHawkEyeGuy
    @jefftheHawkEyeGuy 5 месяцев назад +36

    Epic opening of hubby and wife 😂. These videos make my day. Thanks bro, keep it up

  • @outlawjoseywales6159
    @outlawjoseywales6159 3 месяца назад +6

    The mom with her bare butt in her kids face is too much!! LOL Mother of the year award!

  • @bobbamford5207
    @bobbamford5207 2 месяца назад +4

    Mr. Chit Chow makes a HUGE! deal out of everything no matter how small. A Drama Queen to the core!

  • @markeast9221
    @markeast9221 2 месяца назад +142

    What's with all this Bro Bro Bro stuff over and over ?

    • @craig5222
      @craig5222 Месяц назад +26

      He’s a fuckin Bro-ken record

    • @JonR35
      @JonR35 Месяц назад +3

      Literally every youtuber, 1rod1fishing is the worst

    • @craig5222
      @craig5222 Месяц назад +1

      @@JonR35 Cmon bro

    • @grevervakten
      @grevervakten Месяц назад +8

      He’s probably Cuban. They all talk like this in FL

    • @Traitorman.14.3
      @Traitorman.14.3 Месяц назад

      What’s your problem Sis?

  • @Tzippi
    @Tzippi 5 месяцев назад +17

    Everybody watching, and nobody helping is typical Miami! I don’t live there anymore, but if this would’ve happened, I live the entire town would’ve come out.

  • @Fusilero777
    @Fusilero777 5 месяцев назад +17

    The guy sinking the black Silverado is probably one of the worse fails I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched hundreds of hours of these videos.

    • @Doofyy11
      @Doofyy11 13 дней назад

      Almost got ran over too

    • @xksn
      @xksn День назад

      That's what I thought, but seriously. How was it possible for him to lose that truck like that? He didn't use the hand brake? I've never towed anything, but I guess on an uphill slope you should always use the handbrake if you're going to get out of your vehicle

  • @eddierose75
    @eddierose75 5 месяцев назад +4

    14:08-- That dude was just going to drive the boat home! 😂😂

  • @kasperolsen1816
    @kasperolsen1816 4 месяца назад +8

    Looks like it's some interesting trips onboard Lady Linda II. First time man over board and second time comes in with a fire lol

  • @user-yx4xh1mu8s
    @user-yx4xh1mu8s 4 месяца назад +14

    My wife and I love your show!
    The only thing that drives us crazy, is the overuse of the word “Bro”..
    Other than that, keep up the good work….

    • @TC-dw6wg
      @TC-dw6wg 4 месяца назад +2

      But Bruh!

  • @sumthangelse89
    @sumthangelse89 2 месяца назад +10

    With the amount of people that fall in idk how no one has been eatin by that croc

    • @shane8915
      @shane8915 Месяц назад

      Highly unlikely. Possible. But, not likely. He or she is being fed on a regular basis. It has near zero interest in people. When some numbskull thinks that it's a good idea to put an end to it being fed. That's when you'd better not dare fall in. It'll pose such a danger to the public that it will have to be captured and relocated. Or killed.

    • @frenchonion4595
      @frenchonion4595 2 дня назад

      Lol this dock is crazy af 😂

  • @polishchachafishing
    @polishchachafishing 5 месяцев назад +15

    😂😂Thank you for putting this together! I needed that laugh this morning at work! 😅 looking forward to More in ‘24!

  • @richardpowell6238
    @richardpowell6238 9 дней назад

    The swim of shame😂

  • @KevinStogner-fd7tl
    @KevinStogner-fd7tl Месяц назад +2

    WOW --- Fred has grown so big !!

  • @nellhikk8542
    @nellhikk8542 Месяц назад +2

    When he says BRO, it’s like a dog barking. ‘’Bro Bro bro’’😮

    • @leep4655
      @leep4655 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Nonamex10891
    @Nonamex10891 2 месяца назад +1

    I loved when you said “I had nothing to do with that guys” hahahah

  • @ZakiSalem-zh5gr
    @ZakiSalem-zh5gr 2 месяца назад +1

    Everyone trying to dock their boat and Fred the croc just waiting for a snack 😅

  • @frankgogo8759
    @frankgogo8759 Месяц назад +3

    Has Fred ever attacked?

  • @JeepWrangler1957
    @JeepWrangler1957 22 дня назад

    Where’s the alligator when you really need him?😂

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 24 дня назад

    Fred is the luckiest here with a front row seat to all the shenanigans

  • @_tyger_jones_
    @_tyger_jones_ 5 месяцев назад +7

    I love these "best of" videos 😅

  • @jimmycline4778
    @jimmycline4778 22 дня назад

    15:24 It’s like everyone’s so scared of Fred the croc they just fall in the water anyways! 😂

  • @thomasbullen5239
    @thomasbullen5239 4 месяца назад +5

    In Texas we help fellow boaters! Lol

  • @margotconway8605
    @margotconway8605 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for putting this video together. Seen parts of it before but great to see some I've missed
    Happy Holidays

  • @BayouBassmaster_top_6
    @BayouBassmaster_top_6 3 месяца назад

    I was just thinking how are all these clips so good and realized it’s a best of 2023 lollll

  • @Whalermansteve84
    @Whalermansteve84 5 месяцев назад +1

    That comment he makes about filming is priceless lol

  • @0228mustang
    @0228mustang 5 месяцев назад +4

    Alfred kills the internet today!

  • @mrjaredlam1
    @mrjaredlam1 Месяц назад

    I am dead 😂 single handedly saved this boat by swimming and pulling it in

  • @spawnjg
    @spawnjg Месяц назад

    Brother, this guy's funny. Reminds me of all the Cubans in Miami, me included lmao

  • @495defibber
    @495defibber 16 дней назад

    The good ‘ol Florida boi with brown shorts and glasses on head at 4:00 min.
    Dam he was quick: recognized the problem, released his boat, hopped on, took control of the boat, from over front of console, and guns and steers the boat out of the way all while facing rear of the boat! Great reflexes. Not his first rodeo dealing with novices and regular idiots, lol

  • @deborahsaujon3230
    @deborahsaujon3230 Месяц назад

    This SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED THE WORLDS BIGGEST BOAT DUMMIES. LOL

  • @rkooscar6866
    @rkooscar6866 10 дней назад

    Crazy first video

  • @SlackerU
    @SlackerU 10 дней назад

    I'm not even 4 minutes in & you've outdone most other channels. 10/10. Wild.

  • @stefanhakansson7316
    @stefanhakansson7316 5 месяцев назад +5

    Alfred,Alfred😊

  • @robbieanderson649
    @robbieanderson649 4 месяца назад +1

    Dude. That was a big ass gator sitting there. 😮. My bad. Crocodile 😂😂😂

  • @chrissmith6028
    @chrissmith6028 Месяц назад

    "This is what the guy films for!" - And thank you for the content !!

  • @johnss449
    @johnss449 5 месяцев назад +8

    Chittery at it's finest 😂

    • @amrak5028
      @amrak5028 5 месяцев назад +2

      Watch where you step.

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM 2 месяца назад

    Now THATS entertainment! What a circus 😂

  • @seahad4744
    @seahad4744 4 месяца назад +1

    That pelican was not phased lmao

  • @willpuchalsky8900
    @willpuchalsky8900 Месяц назад

    Chit Show ...goddamit JC ...this is exactly what you film for ! 😅😅😅

  • @BigWaveStudio
    @BigWaveStudio 4 месяца назад +1

    The guy who dove in is nuts!

  • @johnm1619
    @johnm1619 5 месяцев назад +3

    EXCELLENT

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm4277 5 месяцев назад +8

    Frank M>>>>Hey Alfred, outstanding video review for 2023. I remember seeing a lot of them, but happy to see the clips I missed. Thank you again...Happy Holdays and wishing you and yours the very best for 2024. Keep filming and we will keep watching. Viva Black Point Marina!

  • @elpedeyin799
    @elpedeyin799 2 месяца назад

    "That guy is an olympian in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rogerwszelaki6689
    @rogerwszelaki6689 4 месяца назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love these! These videos help me make it through the day when I work from home 🏡😂

  • @QuadEarFeelz
    @QuadEarFeelz 4 месяца назад +1

    So many great shots! 🎉 people are so funny. I love how you couldn’t care any less

  • @dxbRa3elVTCdxb
    @dxbRa3elVTCdxb 2 месяца назад

    15:20 "oh no, my feet are wet... oooh ohhhhh" 😂😂😂😂

  • @didierlee17
    @didierlee17 28 дней назад

    Take a shot for every time Alfred says BRO ! Lmao Im drunk 20 sec into the video bro!

  • @curtiscristwell1007
    @curtiscristwell1007 4 месяца назад +1

    That chick at 15:04 minutes trying to hand the rope to the guy 6 feet from her HAHA

  • @robertmayer8423
    @robertmayer8423 20 дней назад

    best one I seen!

  • @justinrayedwards2971
    @justinrayedwards2971 Месяц назад +1

    Has any of them ever pulled a boat out of the water ? Lol

  • @bobbydee1187
    @bobbydee1187 3 месяца назад +2

    FRED FOR PRESIDENT

    • @victorsr6708
      @victorsr6708 Месяц назад

      With the options we have I’ll vote for Fred 😂

  • @kennethlyles2129
    @kennethlyles2129 4 месяца назад +6

    I've been watching the Chit Show for a while now, and I have to agree that things only get WORSE at the ramps. People watching while inept boaters struggle to dock their boat.
    We all used to help each other!
    And for all the inept Whiskey Throttles out there, spend some time when all is quiet to learn how to operate your boat.
    Learn Steer then Gear!
    If you have twins, learn how to steer and drive the boat with with the engines only!
    Use the current and wind to your advantage when coming and going at the docks.
    And be nice! You never know when we will have to save each other!
    Alfred, keep bringing the great videos.
    Great job with Pastime!
    You just can't make this stuff up!!!

  • @ericelliston6634
    @ericelliston6634 19 дней назад

    This is why I belong to a boat club up here in Central Florida. No way I'm getting caught on camera :). lol

  • @JonBuhagiar
    @JonBuhagiar 5 месяцев назад +2

    17:25 is brutal, just brutal... the sound haunts me!

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 5 месяцев назад +2

      And right next to the police boat too 😂😂

  • @elnenelin279
    @elnenelin279 Месяц назад

    Me imagino que tú debes de disfrutarte todos estos vídeos qué firmas jijijijijijiji.
    Saluditos DSD
    Puerto Rico 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
    Qué curete de videos me los disfruto mucho.....✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯

  • @user-xn4bj5pb5j
    @user-xn4bj5pb5j 3 месяца назад

    "Alright guys, Towboat U.S. is gonna go ahead and take this out that's the plan. But he didn't say that's the plan" lmao good stuff

    • @josephrobertleblanc-8216
      @josephrobertleblanc-8216 3 месяца назад

      I am watching the video of the tug boat bringing out the container ship. I could back a 53 foot trailer into your driveway. But I wouldn't have the nerve to drive a tug boat. I got my blood pumping just watching the video. Great job gentlemen.

  • @PamelaZandarski
    @PamelaZandarski Месяц назад

    Just because you have the $$$$, does not mean you SHOULD buy a boat!!!! LMFAO

  • @CroftyOriginal
    @CroftyOriginal 3 месяца назад

    'This is what the guy films for' You got it 😂

  • @richarddowner4292
    @richarddowner4292 4 месяца назад +1

    🤣😂😂🤣😂 9min mark= The 3 Stooges 😂🤣😅😆😅😂 too Funny My Boss Who lives in Florida hooked me on this youtube channel/show. Thank you John A. (from your comp in MA). Comp called Op-Li (could not put full manes for obvious Reasons, but he will know) I love it!!! THANK BOSS MAN FOR TONS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!

  • @rhondamackey44
    @rhondamackey44 Месяц назад +1

    Fred🐊 got a new car😂😂😂

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 5 месяцев назад +7

    THAT WAS AN AWESOME VIDEO, MR ALFRED! I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.🤣🤣🤣(SORRY I MISSED IT THIS MORNING)

  • @Gold17
    @Gold17 Месяц назад

    Busy day in the neighborhood lol.

  • @freepilot7732
    @freepilot7732 7 дней назад

    11:40 ha ha, I thought it was a pregnant woman that was falling in. Lol

  • @scoop-sc5gr
    @scoop-sc5gr 5 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve been patiently waiting for this video🎉😊

  • @SIG442
    @SIG442 5 месяцев назад +4

    And I thought German tourists on boats were bad, these guys make the Germans look like saints! haha

  • @tonysanchez9114
    @tonysanchez9114 4 месяца назад +4

    Too much Bro, Bro

  • @shifty76
    @shifty76 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m from Australia and know about Fred the Crock 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    BigG fan keep up the great work.🤘👊

  • @user-vp9kr2bu9i
    @user-vp9kr2bu9i 5 месяцев назад +1

    Alfred dont be so a queen...dang dude

  • @YachtInsuranceGuyFL
    @YachtInsuranceGuyFL 5 месяцев назад +7

    If people would just watch a video on docking with 2 engines...wow.

  • @BrendanBFree
    @BrendanBFree 5 месяцев назад +1

    I’m
    Naming my next boat the chitcho after your channel

  • @IGbullshark
    @IGbullshark Месяц назад

    Standing in an open clearing: "This is like a forest right now"

  • @thvtsydneylyf3th077
    @thvtsydneylyf3th077 3 месяца назад

    lol this foo tryna swim a whole boat to safety lool

  • @Jerryras57
    @Jerryras57 Месяц назад

    Lady linda made it twice 😭😂

  • @FainTMako
    @FainTMako 28 дней назад

    Fred literally bigger than the boat ramp lmaoo

  • @bdm3052
    @bdm3052 5 месяцев назад +1

    Shot killer Oliver 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @01Talento
    @01Talento 5 месяцев назад +2

    That guy guy was lucky that Fred didn’t got him for lunch 😮

  • @boysclub3972
    @boysclub3972 2 месяца назад

    Bro. That was a good laugh. Thank u

  • @Burner-Adventure-Chronicles
    @Burner-Adventure-Chronicles 26 дней назад

    @3:57...wow...actually saw it, nut just the 'after' pics!

  • @mr.fancypants698
    @mr.fancypants698 Месяц назад +1

    Good show my guy! 👏👏👏
    I grew up in Miami, used to go out on the boat every weekend, religiously, through Black Point Marina. Grew up on boats. People who can't operate the boat/trailer/truck, together, should have NO BUSINESS owning them...
    🤦‍♂️

  • @larryw76
    @larryw76 Месяц назад

    I’m in Texas and it seems every boat ramp is a chit show. lol

  • @marcplucinski8846
    @marcplucinski8846 22 дня назад

    Again just because you can afford a boat doesn't mean you should own one ,these people prove of that!

  • @chrisduc1
    @chrisduc1 4 месяца назад +2

    Oh my god bro , hey bro that’s crazy bro , right bro ??

  • @GreatLaker69
    @GreatLaker69 2 месяца назад

    The “chee cho” lol

  • @amrak5028
    @amrak5028 5 месяцев назад +3

    Dave has to speak up when he is introducing the King Of Haulover. The Chattering was louder then him.
    One has to wonder what Rachel see's in him? Kinda reminds me of a Guru.

  • @WabbitHole
    @WabbitHole 5 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂
    How much longer can our species survive?

  • @kaine82
    @kaine82 5 месяцев назад +2

    The croc hangs out because they're feeding it.

  • @jimmarshall5453
    @jimmarshall5453 3 месяца назад

    Great compilation. Fred for President, the only sane Floridian.

  • @dorothylabovsky7052
    @dorothylabovsky7052 24 дня назад

    I guess there were no " REAL " BRO BRO'S were around to help these folks out ??
    I hate to admit it but I find such enjoyment watching your RUclips channel 😂😂😂
    (They say everyone loves a train wreak )
    Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

  • @cknorris3644
    @cknorris3644 2 месяца назад

    Fred next to that 17 foot whaler really gives you an idea of his size. He's at least 16' from nose to tail. A monster!!

  • @christophermatthias3327
    @christophermatthias3327 4 месяца назад +1

    This is exactly what the guy films for god damn I love it hope there wasn't too much damage

  • @kenwright149
    @kenwright149 5 месяцев назад +2

    I am stupefied at the number of people that cannot drive a boat!

  • @zedsodead
    @zedsodead Месяц назад

    Why is this sooo satisfying?😂😂😂