Kudos to the boat that got hit and then helped get the towed boat to the dock. Could have lost their cool and made the situation worse but realized what the situation was and made it better. Good job!
We used to have one of those at my local boat launch, but because the launch was on our side of the county line despite half the lake being in the other county where a large city sits, the city demanded the ramp marshal yet demanded my county/town pay for him rather than split the costs as they originally proposed. We wouldn’t pay the full amount since it is 80% of the people who use our ramp and our lake are the city people. Plus we would have had no say on who our ramp marshal would be.
It's common courtesy to have your boat ready and launch when you back up to the ramp. Same goes for when you come back. Get out of the way for other boaters. If its busy, unload in the parking lot.
And in Orlando and surrounding areas has turned into Miami at every boat impatient no one speaks English so u can't communicate actually had to coos at local fresh water ramp
Friends saw a woman lose two fingers trying to reach out for the dock and then the boat bounced up and back down on her hand Sarasota Florida 10 street shit show
I had a slip at a Marina before or I will not boat on the weekends, no way I'm dealing with this drama. People act like the boat ramp is their private dock, completely inconsiderate of others.
I used to have a job, ripping up fiberglass boats, an putting them in a container for a landfill. At 6:36, that looks like a Wellcraft 24 walk around cuddy. That was the hardest boat I had to crush! The super structure came off in one piece. I was dropping a 5 ton piece of concrete on the upside down hull, and IT BOUNCED OFF! It took me almost an hour, using a heavier piece of concrete block to finally crush the hull. Was glad I only had to do one! Newer boats are junk compared to the older ones.
Had 3 altercations at the ramp in 3 months. Either drunk or did not care about ramp etiquette. Bought a house that had its' own ramp. I wish you all luck.
Waiting on friends to arrive at the marina. Captain premature launched his boy boat to soon. Commercial was correctly explains edicts to the layman captain
It has saved me a TON of money because my dream is crushed. I will never buy a boat or even a jes tki. I refuse to share the waters with such nasty, entitled 40 yr old children.
@@werberderber6209 yup. it matters. But, you got that backwards. Who wants their boat taking off down the channel when you're parking your rig? Not me!
im absolutely stunned that its possible for someone to make it past childhood, and also be too stupid to have ANY type of rope tied to his boat as he approached a pier. how... how is that even possible?
@@Mike-tg6hr ive been on boats since i was 6 months old. that there tied to my boat could be/is either a rope and a line. this aint the navy either... these people should be keeping it simple and every "rope" on the boat should be a line. or stowed... making the nomenclature kind of pointless.
I have 50yrs of boating in Michigan. From 15ft to 40ft. What should have been a 3 1/2 hour drive to Indian River, took 7hrs (accidents). I was towing my 24ft SeaRay, the sun was going down. Launched it, parked the trailer, drove about half mile to our cabin. Tied up, I forgot to put the plug in. It was filling up quick. I grabbed my swim mask and flashlight, plug & wrench, jumped in the river with clothes on!!! Sun's down & boat is getting lower in the water, but I did it. I made sure that never happened again. 🙂
as fish said, it happens to the best of us, I boat on a river and it amazes me how many people will not jump in and put the plug in, instead they think driving the boat back to the dock is the solution, we had one where a boater did that and several of us around him jumped in and stuck tree branches in the drain plug to stop the flow of water. I always carry a spare drain plug and tools on my boat just in case.
North Carolina ducks are always a little bit more chill. If you’ve launched your boat and you need assistance in someway people eagerly come and help you without being judgmental least not your face anyway, instead of being confrontational.
Someday you guys need to do a video showing people that actually know how to operate a boat. I’m starting to think all boaters in Florida are idiots. You would think those who can afford some of these boats would have enough sense to operate one.
These hit people had a bumper dock. Just think of how fast they could load and unload their boat. It’ll change your experience at the boat launch. You need to get yourself a bumper dock.
I never understand why Miami boaters just sit at the dock holding up everyone else! Whether you are launching or retrieving no one should sit at the dock.
Kudos to the boat that got hit and then helped get the towed boat to the dock. Could have lost their cool and made the situation worse but realized what the situation was and made it better. Good job!
Agree
Sounds like a ramp marshall is a great idea. Along a clear set of right-of-way rules.
We used to have one of those at my local boat launch, but because the launch was on our side of the county line despite half the lake being in the other county where a large city sits, the city demanded the ramp marshal yet demanded my county/town pay for him rather than split the costs as they originally proposed.
We wouldn’t pay the full amount since it is 80% of the people who use our ramp and our lake are the city people. Plus we would have had no say on who our ramp marshal would be.
I'd like to see gloves and a ring at every boat ramp, sort it out the old fashioned way!
@@Philip-l3f You taxes are going to have to pay for all of Trump's failed drug tests while Diaper Don is on probation. 🤔
Tell us you live at your mothers house without telling us you live at your mothers house.
Patience and mutual respect goes a long way at public ramps
Fisherman Joe is pissed
Always….
Hey Honey, instead of going to the movie theater and watching the latest Tom Cruise show, let's take some snacks and go down and watch the boat ramp.
Yes dear, that sounds like an exciting and fun pact day. We should take our new camera as well.
It's no joke. Any boat ramp is free entertainment.
Bring your flak jacket, things get hairy.
It's common courtesy to have your boat ready and launch when you back up to the ramp. Same goes for when you come back. Get out of the way for other boaters. If its busy, unload in the parking lot.
My son and I used to have our own contest to beat our prior record. In and out in about 2 minutes. Common courtesy.
hell that's Fishman Joe!!! Wait for it!
😆
Hood on the streets, hood on the water.
Spanish ppl
@@aaarauz1 Trump is a felon! 🤣😂
cant blame the hood for these rich entitled pricks
Trump syndrome you need some psychological help
Keep them out of the water and streets 😂
Man, what a great collection of mess ups! Truly the greatest show on earth! Damn!
Hey that's Fishman Joe!
It’s Fishman Joe !!! King of haulover
Exactly why I left miami in 1998. Our boat ramps are free, no fights, and we all understand the English language 😊
Come pinga!
Yet, you need a Spanish-speaking MF to put food on your table, anglo saxons hate chicken farms.
And in Orlando and surrounding areas has turned into Miami at every boat impatient no one speaks English so u can't communicate actually had to coos at local fresh water ramp
HAHAHA so true.
Oh My God! It's Fishman Joe!! Backin that boat up like the BOSS he is ❤ 😊
That’s killing me Michele ROFLMA
Move BEECH GET OUT DA WAY 😂😂😂
Love it :) @@timmitchell8784
And we LOVE IT!! @@amrak5028
Yeah!! Move it!! @@TOOMBSTONED
What a fun relaxing activity. Nothing like spending 10's or 100's of thousands of dollars and getting to enjoy every moment.
Why would you approach the dock and not have lines ready? 🤦🏼♂️
im not even sure, there was a single rope/line on that vessel other than the straps holding the mat to the bimini... im stunned. actually speechless.
Wtf is a dock line…never use em personally lol pull it up and hold on
It’s Miami boat ramp. It’s mandatory to come to dock unprepared without dock lines ready. Passengers usually stay seated and captains leave the helm.
Because they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to boating?
Friends saw a woman lose two fingers trying to reach out for the dock and then the boat bounced up and back down on her hand Sarasota Florida 10 street shit show
I had a slip at a Marina before or I will not boat on the weekends, no way I'm dealing with this drama. People act like the boat ramp is their private dock, completely inconsiderate of others.
Yep, it has been a long time since I have launched at a public dock
Those blue Mercs are pretty.
I used to have a job, ripping up fiberglass boats, an putting them in a container for a landfill. At 6:36, that looks like a Wellcraft 24 walk around cuddy. That was the hardest boat I had to crush! The super structure came off in one piece. I was dropping a 5 ton piece of concrete on the upside down hull, and IT BOUNCED OFF! It took me almost an hour, using a heavier piece of concrete block to finally crush the hull. Was glad I only had to do one! Newer boats are junk compared to the older ones.
That’s fisherman Joe he has a site here on you tube. Surprised he isn’t recording
Fishman Joe
Looks like one giant border crossing to me
Took the words straight out my mouth 😂😂😂
That is fisherman Joe
This is like watching a sports event with this amazing commentary!!😂🤙🏻🤙🏻
Had 3 altercations at the ramp in 3 months. Either drunk or did not care about ramp etiquette. Bought a house that had its' own ramp. I wish you all luck.
That jetski train was the real highlight.
Toot toot
If you’re going to tow someone, hip tow. It gives you more control over the disabled vessel.
I've towed many boats to the dock, not one was hip towed.
@@DonziGT230 Awesome. Congratulations 🎊
Cubans being Cubans. Aren't we all lucky.
I seen many hillbillies like you doing worse in boat ramps😅😂
Let them in
That JetSki train had me rollin! 😂😅😂😅
I got more shocked as each one passed the screen.😂😂
Lots of money. Zero common sense.
I want to know how I can get that kind of money
In debt up to there eyeballs
All dollars, no sense
Common sense is priceless.
That's the definition of miami..
That’s my dude Fish Man Joe!
Why was the one boat just sitting there tied up in the first place?
Waiting on friends to arrive at the marina. Captain premature launched his boy boat to soon.
Commercial was correctly explains edicts to the layman captain
@@amrak5028 he shouldn't have been holding up space
Holy crap!!
Good for sure second black captain that hit a boat in two days
Third world central!!
Dude in the Donzi was being a jerk. It was a pride issue. The worst of the deadly sins and for good reason.
Not sure why, but so often 'jerk' and 'Donzi' often go together. Fine boats but waaay too much $$. Maybe that's why.
Hell of a jet ski train
Crazy who you run into at the ramp. 😂
It has saved me a TON of money because my dream is crushed. I will never buy a boat or even a jes tki. I refuse to share the waters with such nasty, entitled 40 yr old children.
My first time watching, I really enjoyed the play by play of the action
The biggest problem is that some people just think they own the ramp their using!
That's the famous Joe the fisherman.
Sorry fishman Joe, not Joe the fisherman. 😭
**plays “Three Blind Mice” to the sounds of Larry, Curly, and Moe scuffling with one another**
Kookoo for coco pops! Guys showing who is the toughest.
What a gong show!
Fishman Joe!!!! I'm a subscriber to his channel.
More videos like this please.
Fishman Joe (dude with the small shrimp rig at the beginning) is a cool cat. He's not a weenie!
Wow...just wow!
People with boats are the same people with a 2024 mustang sitting in front of their 1,000 sq foot house next to their boat in their yard 🤣🤣🤣
These boats all need bumpers around them like amusement park bumper cars!
They have bumper boats at the Shell Factory North Fort Myers Florida you can drive them like you're from Miami
what's with the big twin motors on these small boats
This mornings title should be Miami boat mess
What a cluster puck! What is wrong with these people?
Wanna bee's
Just look you can see
Fishman Joe looks like his trailer tag is hanging on by a thread.
I think it’s the only tag on
My trailers 😂
@@Joethebaitguy haha hang in there! The baits been good over on the west coast of Florida.
If you're launching alone, the current makes a huge difference.
also changes the rules of play.
yep, when I used public boat ramps I would launch where the current pushed me away from the dock and pushed me into the dock when coming in.
@@werberderber6209 yup. it matters. But, you got that backwards. Who wants their boat taking off down the channel when you're parking your rig? Not me!
That’s Miami for you!
This is what happens when all you need is a credit card to be a Captain. No licence, no training, no manners and very little common sense !
No English either 'keh'
Large ego. Lots of money. Low self esteem.
Another relaxing day at the boat ramp, feeling envious yet?
3 is his lucky ramp!
Welcome to Northern Mexico.
I'm glad I only use a ramp during the winter for hunting because no one is there but other hunters.
How does that ladder on the Donzi CC stay in that position underway?
So many people with nice boats but no experience at ALL!!!!
im absolutely stunned that its possible for someone to make it past childhood, and also be too stupid to have ANY type of rope tied to his boat as he approached a pier. how... how is that even possible?
Because most of the human race is stupid, arrogant and believe they ARE the only one on this planet!
It’s a “LINE”. If it is attached to a vessel, it’s a line. Not a rope.
@@Mike-tg6hr ive been on boats since i was 6 months old. that there tied to my boat could be/is either a rope and a line. this aint the navy either... these people should be keeping it simple and every "rope" on the boat should be a line. or stowed... making the nomenclature kind of pointless.
People are dumb. You see them in huge swells with small boats and no PFDs or docking with no lines or fenders. Idiocy.
How did you get past childhood, if if attached to a boat or a dock it is called a line, not a rope.
OMG!!!! Fenders AND dock lines! If the dude knows COLREGS, the World surely is ending....
Dont waste your breath lol. They are just ass holes with a little money, and it makes for a good clip.
These videos crack me up! I wonder if these people ever watch themselves on these videos.
Cubans I can tell !!!!!
You can be right or you can be happy.
That Donzie is gorgeous
🚢 Boat's coming in have the right Away
Feeeesh Man Joe AKA DA PEACOCKKKKK lol
Three intoxicated boat operators plus a bit of anger 😠 mixed in.
Yeah but they honestly have or get the right of way, when they really shouldnt.
Back the boat up.
Allways gotta be one
Recien Llegados material 😂
Florida doing Florida things
your new microphone is very good.
I have 50yrs of boating in Michigan. From 15ft to 40ft. What should have been a 3 1/2 hour drive to Indian River, took 7hrs (accidents). I was towing my 24ft SeaRay, the sun was going down. Launched it, parked the trailer, drove about half mile to our cabin. Tied up, I forgot to put the plug in. It was filling up quick. I grabbed my swim mask and flashlight, plug & wrench, jumped in the river with clothes on!!! Sun's down & boat is getting lower in the water, but I did it. I made sure that never happened again. 🙂
Happens to the best of us
as fish said, it happens to the best of us, I boat on a river and it amazes me how many people will not jump in and put the plug in, instead they think driving the boat back to the dock is the solution, we had one where a boater did that and several of us around him jumped in and stuck tree branches in the drain plug to stop the flow of water. I always carry a spare drain plug and tools on my boat just in case.
And we dont mention the JetSki Ghost Train that went by? 😂
Fisherman Joe
Too many people in paradise
This is Florida’s Olympics.
There’s a lot of arm waving in this video 😂
Proper boating etiquette. The voter exiting the water and is at at the ramp1st has the ROW RIGHT OF WAY
No, that’s why you get a boat with 2 engines. One of my Navy units had six 18 foot Whalers. They all had twin 80’s.
black socks with flip flops? is that a Florida thing???
It gives a fleeing chance if you step in fire ants ..and those sandals the heat and sweaty feet , makes you fall on your catoush...slippery
It’s because I wear boots on the boat
@@Joethebaitguy With nails?
Post Malone no chill down at the boat ramp
North Carolina ducks are always a little bit more chill. If you’ve launched your boat and you need assistance in someway people eagerly come and help you without being judgmental least not your face anyway, instead of being confrontational.
Someday you guys need to do a video showing people that actually know how to operate a boat. I’m starting to think all boaters in Florida are idiots. You would think those who can afford some of these boats would have enough sense to operate one.
just look at the average person, 49.9999999999999% of people are below that, and the average persons intelligent is getting lower and lower everyday.
Dollars and no sense.
Let's talk about all those jet skies being towed
So happy I never got into boats 🙈🙈🙈
These hit people had a bumper dock. Just think of how fast they could load and unload their boat. It’ll change your experience at the boat launch. You need to get yourself a bumper dock.
Bud Lights gettin knocked over everywhere
That's fisherman joe in the truck
what country is this?
Moronistan.
Bruh 😂did anyone notice how many jetski this one guy was pulling 🤣
The problem with standing your ground at a boat ramp is your vehicle is parked there while you're at sea
It seems there should be fisherman, commercial only ramps/docks.
FISHERMAN JOE!!!! Dock blocked!!
I never understand why Miami boaters just sit at the dock holding up everyone else! Whether you are launching or retrieving no one should sit at the dock.
Go to a Spanish grocery store and you will understand 😂
“I got 2 350 horse motors, I do what I want”
I love the clown show