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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2023
  • Sinking !!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79st Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach
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Комментарии • 469

  • @lescook9021
    @lescook9021 7 месяцев назад +78

    Hood on the streets, hood on the water.

    • @aaarauz1
      @aaarauz1 3 месяца назад +3

      Spanish ppl

    • @willysnowman
      @willysnowman 10 дней назад

      @@aaarauz1 Trump is a felon! 🤣😂

  • @jn6011
    @jn6011 7 месяцев назад +61

    Kudos to the boat that got hit and then helped get the towed boat to the dock. Could have lost their cool and made the situation worse but realized what the situation was and made it better. Good job!

  • @zohan1999
    @zohan1999 7 месяцев назад +47

    Fisherman Joe is pissed

  • @tiggersdad6878
    @tiggersdad6878 7 месяцев назад +38

    Sounds like a ramp marshall is a great idea. Along a clear set of right-of-way rules.

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 6 месяцев назад +3

      We used to have one of those at my local boat launch, but because the launch was on our side of the county line despite half the lake being in the other county where a large city sits, the city demanded the ramp marshal yet demanded my county/town pay for him rather than split the costs as they originally proposed.
      We wouldn’t pay the full amount since it is 80% of the people who use our ramp and our lake are the city people. Plus we would have had no say on who our ramp marshal would be.

    • @iliketurtles4463
      @iliketurtles4463 3 месяца назад +1

      I'd like to see gloves and a ring at every boat ramp, sort it out the old fashioned way!

    • @user-vb7gl3io3u
      @user-vb7gl3io3u 15 дней назад

      U wanna pay for that outta your taxes ? I think NOT !!

    • @willysnowman
      @willysnowman 10 дней назад

      @@user-vb7gl3io3u You taxes are going to have to pay for all of Trump's failed drug tests while Diaper Don is on probation. 🤔

  • @Eb42950
    @Eb42950 7 месяцев назад +35

    It's common courtesy to have your boat ready and launch when you back up to the ramp. Same goes for when you come back. Get out of the way for other boaters. If its busy, unload in the parking lot.

    • @mattyjdyoutub
      @mattyjdyoutub 25 дней назад +4

      My son and I used to have our own contest to beat our prior record. In and out in about 2 minutes. Common courtesy.

  • @user-vs1tx8sb9s
    @user-vs1tx8sb9s 5 месяцев назад +14

    Patience and mutual respect goes a long way at public ramps

  • @powerboatguy2308
    @powerboatguy2308 7 месяцев назад +22

    I had a slip at a Marina before or I will not boat on the weekends, no way I'm dealing with this drama. People act like the boat ramp is their private dock, completely inconsiderate of others.

    • @werberderber6209
      @werberderber6209 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, it has been a long time since I have launched at a public dock

  • @raymondstaples8983
    @raymondstaples8983 7 месяцев назад +27

    hell that's Fishman Joe!!! Wait for it!

  • @micheletetley6142
    @micheletetley6142 7 месяцев назад +44

    Oh My God! It's Fishman Joe!! Backin that boat up like the BOSS he is ❤ 😊

  • @ictpilot
    @ictpilot 7 месяцев назад +12

    Hey Honey, instead of going to the movie theater and watching the latest Tom Cruise show, let's take some snacks and go down and watch the boat ramp.

    • @werberderber6209
      @werberderber6209 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yes dear, that sounds like an exciting and fun pact day. We should take our new camera as well.

    • @richardredhead
      @richardredhead 6 месяцев назад +1

      OR...Hey Honey, let's go to the ramp, launch the boat, tie up to the dock, and THEN go watch the latest Tom Cruise movie. I'm sure no one will mind. 😅

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 3 месяца назад +2

      It's no joke. Any boat ramp is free entertainment.

    • @aaarauz1
      @aaarauz1 3 месяца назад +1

      Bring your flak jacket, things get hairy.

  • @steve123127
    @steve123127 7 месяцев назад +71

    Exactly why I left miami in 1998. Our boat ramps are free, no fights, and we all understand the English language 😊

    • @beanzchevy9272
      @beanzchevy9272 6 месяцев назад

      Come pinga!

    • @geojones4718
      @geojones4718 3 месяца назад

      Yet, you need a Spanish-speaking MF to put food on your table, anglo saxons hate chicken farms.

    • @jamesa9lpiopatton419
      @jamesa9lpiopatton419 16 дней назад +1

      And in Orlando and surrounding areas has turned into Miami at every boat impatient no one speaks English so u can't communicate actually had to coos at local fresh water ramp

  • @denjhill
    @denjhill 14 дней назад +6

    Cubans being Cubans. Aren't we all lucky.

    • @FreddieSandoval-du6fn
      @FreddieSandoval-du6fn 4 дня назад

      I seen many hillbillies like you doing worse in boat ramps😅😂

  • @skyblazerrc7228
    @skyblazerrc7228 7 месяцев назад +18

    Hey that's Fishman Joe!

  • @jimpomac
    @jimpomac 5 месяцев назад +17

    This is what happens when all you need is a credit card to be a Captain. No licence, no training, no manners and very little common sense !

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 2 месяца назад +1

      No English either 'keh'

    • @TraitorFelon.14.3
      @TraitorFelon.14.3 2 месяца назад +1

      Large ego. Lots of money. Low self esteem.

  • @NWSanta
    @NWSanta 7 месяцев назад +13

    Man, what a great collection of mess ups! Truly the greatest show on earth! Damn!

  • @rangerbull
    @rangerbull 7 месяцев назад +14

    That’s fisherman Joe he has a site here on you tube. Surprised he isn’t recording

    • @curly213
      @curly213 7 месяцев назад +4

      Fishman Joe

  • @GodBlessedAmerica
    @GodBlessedAmerica 7 месяцев назад +32

    Why would you approach the dock and not have lines ready? 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @DonaldPrizwan
      @DonaldPrizwan 7 месяцев назад +8

      im not even sure, there was a single rope/line on that vessel other than the straps holding the mat to the bimini... im stunned. actually speechless.

    • @russellkasprzyk4934
      @russellkasprzyk4934 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wtf is a dock line…never use em personally lol pull it up and hold on

    • @shermantank6564
      @shermantank6564 7 месяцев назад +6

      It’s Miami boat ramp. It’s mandatory to come to dock unprepared without dock lines ready. Passengers usually stay seated and captains leave the helm.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 7 месяцев назад

      Because they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to boating?

    • @ricklittle4617
      @ricklittle4617 7 месяцев назад +2

      Friends saw a woman lose two fingers trying to reach out for the dock and then the boat bounced up and back down on her hand Sarasota Florida 10 street shit show

  • @demons500
    @demons500 7 месяцев назад +9

    Those blue Mercs are pretty.

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm4277 7 месяцев назад +5

    Another relaxing day at the boat ramp, feeling envious yet?

  • @paulne1514
    @paulne1514 5 месяцев назад +4

    I used to have a job, ripping up fiberglass boats, an putting them in a container for a landfill. At 6:36, that looks like a Wellcraft 24 walk around cuddy. That was the hardest boat I had to crush! The super structure came off in one piece. I was dropping a 5 ton piece of concrete on the upside down hull, and IT BOUNCED OFF! It took me almost an hour, using a heavier piece of concrete block to finally crush the hull. Was glad I only had to do one! Newer boats are junk compared to the older ones.

  • @dorthymcbride3384
    @dorthymcbride3384 11 часов назад

    Kookoo for coco pops! Guys showing who is the toughest.

  • @kamyaba9931
    @kamyaba9931 7 месяцев назад +17

    That's the famous Joe the fisherman.
    Sorry fishman Joe, not Joe the fisherman. 😭

  • @EdgewaterWS
    @EdgewaterWS 7 месяцев назад +10

    That is fisherman Joe

  • @dustinbenningfield6800
    @dustinbenningfield6800 7 месяцев назад +4

    It’s Fishman Joe !!! King of haulover

  • @GodBlessedAmerica
    @GodBlessedAmerica 7 месяцев назад +10

    If you’re going to tow someone, hip tow. It gives you more control over the disabled vessel.

    • @DonziGT230
      @DonziGT230 7 месяцев назад +3

      I've towed many boats to the dock, not one was hip towed.

    • @GodBlessedAmerica
      @GodBlessedAmerica 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@DonziGT230 Awesome. Congratulations 🎊

  • @John-nl4lt
    @John-nl4lt 7 месяцев назад +13

    Crazy who you run into at the ramp. 😂

    • @largol33t12
      @largol33t12 3 месяца назад +2

      It has saved me a TON of money because my dream is crushed. I will never buy a boat or even a jes tki. I refuse to share the waters with such nasty, entitled 40 yr old children.

  • @michaellake5269
    @michaellake5269 Месяц назад +36

    Lots of money. Zero common sense.

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 13 дней назад +1

      I want to know how I can get that kind of money

    • @susanmitchell9257
      @susanmitchell9257 12 дней назад +2

      In debt up to there eyeballs

    • @Sam-ci6sl
      @Sam-ci6sl 5 дней назад +1

      All dollars, no sense

  • @KoticOne
    @KoticOne 9 дней назад +1

    That JetSki train had me rollin! 😂😅😂😅

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 6 месяцев назад +3

    **plays “Three Blind Mice” to the sounds of Larry, Curly, and Moe scuffling with one another**

  • @steffischiffer3084
    @steffischiffer3084 4 месяца назад +7

    These boats all need bumpers around them like amusement park bumper cars!

    • @randaltotten9358
      @randaltotten9358 3 месяца назад +1

      They have bumper boats at the Shell Factory North Fort Myers Florida you can drive them like you're from Miami

  • @mattyjdyoutub
    @mattyjdyoutub 25 дней назад +2

    Had 3 altercations at the ramp in 3 months. Either drunk or did not care about ramp etiquette. Bought a house that had its' own ramp. I wish you all luck.

  • @TuckerUp
    @TuckerUp 20 дней назад +1

    That jetski train was the real highlight.

  • @josephtrapanese3310
    @josephtrapanese3310 7 месяцев назад +3

    Fishman Joe looks like his trailer tag is hanging on by a thread.

    • @Joethebaitguy
      @Joethebaitguy 7 месяцев назад +1

      I think it’s the only tag on
      My trailers 😂

    • @josephtrapanese3310
      @josephtrapanese3310 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Joethebaitguy haha hang in there! The baits been good over on the west coast of Florida.

  • @doughooks7411
    @doughooks7411 7 месяцев назад +8

    What a cluster puck! What is wrong with these people?

  • @mazi302
    @mazi302 7 месяцев назад +17

    Why was the one boat just sitting there tied up in the first place?

    • @amrak5028
      @amrak5028 7 месяцев назад +3

      Waiting on friends to arrive at the marina. Captain premature launched his boy boat to soon.
      Commercial was correctly explains edicts to the layman captain

    • @mazi302
      @mazi302 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@amrak5028 he shouldn't have been holding up space

  • @RobChapala
    @RobChapala День назад

    Hell of a jet ski train

  • @tombrown7577
    @tombrown7577 7 месяцев назад +5

    The biggest problem is that some people just think they own the ramp their using!

  • @Jigglymann
    @Jigglymann 8 дней назад

    This is like watching a sports event with this amazing commentary!!😂🤙🏻🤙🏻

  • @speedysmoke
    @speedysmoke 7 месяцев назад +3

    Holy crap!!

  • @BiG2SiX
    @BiG2SiX 7 месяцев назад +2

    That’s my dude Fish Man Joe!

  • @johnblue8029
    @johnblue8029 13 дней назад +2

    So many people with nice boats but no experience at ALL!!!!

  • @jamesrahn8339
    @jamesrahn8339 7 месяцев назад

    Wow...just wow!

  • @closewatcher8586
    @closewatcher8586 7 месяцев назад +19

    Dude in the Donzi was being a jerk. It was a pride issue. The worst of the deadly sins and for good reason.

    • @geob0324
      @geob0324 7 месяцев назад

      Not sure why, but so often 'jerk' and 'Donzi' often go together. Fine boats but waaay too much $$. Maybe that's why.

  • @J57133
    @J57133 4 дня назад

    “I got 2 350 horse motors, I do what I want”

  • @Scott-uv5fv
    @Scott-uv5fv 7 месяцев назад +33

    Looks like one giant border crossing to me

    • @dustincredible1249
      @dustincredible1249 3 месяца назад

      Took the words straight out my mouth 😂😂😂

  • @nickfortunato2938
    @nickfortunato2938 7 месяцев назад +4

    This mornings title should be Miami boat mess

  • @BomBoo-rn8gj
    @BomBoo-rn8gj 20 часов назад

    3:47...Now THATS a Fluster Cluk.

  • @marcomorales4637
    @marcomorales4637 6 месяцев назад +2

    Cubans I can tell !!!!!

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 7 месяцев назад +8

    Fishman Joe (dude with the small shrimp rig at the beginning) is a cool cat. He's not a weenie!

  • @ericneering6357
    @ericneering6357 29 дней назад +1

    These hit people had a bumper dock. Just think of how fast they could load and unload their boat. It’ll change your experience at the boat launch. You need to get yourself a bumper dock.

  • @ericwes7351
    @ericwes7351 6 месяцев назад +1

    3 is his lucky ramp!

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM 3 месяца назад +1

    There’s a lot of arm waving in this video 😂

  • @peterbretherton3546
    @peterbretherton3546 7 месяцев назад +4

    More videos like this please.

  • @galewinds7696
    @galewinds7696 7 месяцев назад +3

    Three intoxicated boat operators plus a bit of anger 😠 mixed in.

    • @brandonw3231
      @brandonw3231 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah but they honestly have or get the right of way, when they really shouldnt.

  • @lcmi
    @lcmi 8 дней назад

    These videos crack me up! I wonder if these people ever watch themselves on these videos.

  • @kyletargett5158
    @kyletargett5158 11 дней назад

    When it’s that busy gtfoh unless your trailers in the water

  • @isailwind3471
    @isailwind3471 7 месяцев назад +1

    What a gong show!

  • @mongoosevsgt
    @mongoosevsgt 2 месяца назад +2

    Third world central!!

  • @michaelwhite278
    @michaelwhite278 9 дней назад

    You can be right or you can be happy.

  • @johntodd1086
    @johntodd1086 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fishman Joe!!!! I'm a subscriber to his channel.

  • @mray8519
    @mray8519 7 месяцев назад +2

    New title: FUCKNUGGETS AT THE BOAT LAUNCH, FUN WAS HAD BY ALL.

  • @user-iu2tu7yt8d
    @user-iu2tu7yt8d 9 дней назад

    That's fisherman joe in the truck

  • @PlymouthVT
    @PlymouthVT 4 месяца назад +1

    Welcome to Northern Mexico.

  • @DonaldPrizwan
    @DonaldPrizwan 7 месяцев назад +31

    im absolutely stunned that its possible for someone to make it past childhood, and also be too stupid to have ANY type of rope tied to his boat as he approached a pier. how... how is that even possible?

    • @ppbsupercat
      @ppbsupercat 7 месяцев назад

      Because most of the human race is stupid, arrogant and believe they ARE the only one on this planet!

    • @Mike-tg6hr
      @Mike-tg6hr 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s a “LINE”. If it is attached to a vessel, it’s a line. Not a rope.

    • @DonaldPrizwan
      @DonaldPrizwan 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Mike-tg6hr ive been on boats since i was 6 months old. that there tied to my boat could be/is either a rope and a line. this aint the navy either... these people should be keeping it simple and every "rope" on the boat should be a line. or stowed... making the nomenclature kind of pointless.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 7 месяцев назад +1

      People are dumb. You see them in huge swells with small boats and no PFDs or docking with no lines or fenders. Idiocy.

    • @franko69
      @franko69 7 месяцев назад +2

      How did you get past childhood, if if attached to a boat or a dock it is called a line, not a rope.

  • @bessarion1771
    @bessarion1771 7 месяцев назад +4

    black socks with flip flops? is that a Florida thing???

    • @MikeSmith-nu9wt
      @MikeSmith-nu9wt 7 месяцев назад +1

      It gives a fleeing chance if you step in fire ants ..and those sandals the heat and sweaty feet , makes you fall on your catoush...slippery

    • @Joethebaitguy
      @Joethebaitguy 7 месяцев назад +4

      It’s because I wear boots on the boat

    • @bessarion1771
      @bessarion1771 7 месяцев назад

      @@Joethebaitguy With nails?

  • @anchorsawayadventures
    @anchorsawayadventures 7 месяцев назад

    How does that ladder on the Donzi CC stay in that position underway?

  • @bessarion1771
    @bessarion1771 7 месяцев назад +1

    OMG!!!! Fenders AND dock lines! If the dude knows COLREGS, the World surely is ending....

    • @brandonw3231
      @brandonw3231 7 месяцев назад

      Dont waste your breath lol. They are just ass holes with a little money, and it makes for a good clip.

  • @lavrentichudakoff2519
    @lavrentichudakoff2519 7 месяцев назад +2

    Back the boat up.

  • @danhillman4523
    @danhillman4523 7 месяцев назад +3

    If you're launching alone, the current makes a huge difference.

    • @eSteven.0131
      @eSteven.0131 7 месяцев назад +2

      also changes the rules of play.

    • @werberderber6209
      @werberderber6209 7 месяцев назад +3

      yep, when I used public boat ramps I would launch where the current pushed me away from the dock and pushed me into the dock when coming in.

    • @danhillman4523
      @danhillman4523 7 месяцев назад

      @@werberderber6209 yup. it matters. But, you got that backwards. Who wants their boat taking off down the channel when you're parking your rig? Not me!

  • @mbvlogs1842
    @mbvlogs1842 7 месяцев назад

    Bruh 😂did anyone notice how many jetski this one guy was pulling 🤣

  • @SouthFloridaWoman
    @SouthFloridaWoman Месяц назад +1

    homeboy is trying to go fishing and buddy doesnt even have a trailer set up yet.

  • @manuelfuertes5875
    @manuelfuertes5875 7 месяцев назад +2

    Fisherman Joe

  • @MrJohnnybe123
    @MrJohnnybe123 День назад

    I love the clown show

  • @stevenlatham8998
    @stevenlatham8998 2 месяца назад

    🚢 Boat's coming in have the right Away

  • @CarlosRodriguez-kb9jc
    @CarlosRodriguez-kb9jc 7 месяцев назад

    No, that’s why you get a boat with 2 engines. One of my Navy units had six 18 foot Whalers. They all had twin 80’s.

  • @cashgrab3616
    @cashgrab3616 7 месяцев назад +1

    Feeeesh Man Joe AKA DA PEACOCKKKKK lol

  • @lennypignatello7493
    @lennypignatello7493 7 месяцев назад +4

    North Carolina ducks are always a little bit more chill. If you’ve launched your boat and you need assistance in someway people eagerly come and help you without being judgmental least not your face anyway, instead of being confrontational.

  • @Viola5501
    @Viola5501 День назад

    It the bat with the big container a honey Wagon.

  • @joe.dirtty
    @joe.dirtty 15 дней назад +1

    what's with the big twin motors on these small boats

  • @rickvuk
    @rickvuk 7 месяцев назад

    I have 50yrs of boating in Michigan. From 15ft to 40ft. What should have been a 3 1/2 hour drive to Indian River, took 7hrs (accidents). I was towing my 24ft SeaRay, the sun was going down. Launched it, parked the trailer, drove about half mile to our cabin. Tied up, I forgot to put the plug in. It was filling up quick. I grabbed my swim mask and flashlight, plug & wrench, jumped in the river with clothes on!!! Sun's down & boat is getting lower in the water, but I did it. I made sure that never happened again. 🙂

    • @Joethebaitguy
      @Joethebaitguy 7 месяцев назад

      Happens to the best of us

    • @werberderber6209
      @werberderber6209 7 месяцев назад

      as fish said, it happens to the best of us, I boat on a river and it amazes me how many people will not jump in and put the plug in, instead they think driving the boat back to the dock is the solution, we had one where a boater did that and several of us around him jumped in and stuck tree branches in the drain plug to stop the flow of water. I always carry a spare drain plug and tools on my boat just in case.

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 7 месяцев назад +2

    The most amazing thing to me is these people somehow find out how to make babies. The odds are incredible!

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 7 месяцев назад +2

      Find out? It's natural and it's all they know how to do.

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM 3 месяца назад

    Holy crap, what a circus. 2 guys arguing on the dock, 3 others crashing into each other on the water and a couple of water rats cruising around towing unmanned water rats. Crazyness!

  • @terryfonz4603
    @terryfonz4603 16 дней назад

    He’s right back up away from the launch and you can get ready to cast off but blocking the launch area is asinine when the launch is crowded.

  • @bradcarpo5917
    @bradcarpo5917 5 месяцев назад

    Allways gotta be one

  • @PACK-ge5gu
    @PACK-ge5gu 7 месяцев назад +2

    Just bought a boat moment

  • @nigelkelly8016
    @nigelkelly8016 5 месяцев назад

    These Aliens have got no idea.

  • @lennypignatello7493
    @lennypignatello7493 19 дней назад

    Proper boating etiquette. The voter exiting the water and is at at the ramp1st has the ROW RIGHT OF WAY

  • @manuelfuertes5875
    @manuelfuertes5875 7 месяцев назад

    Wow

  • @billmadison2032
    @billmadison2032 7 месяцев назад

    your new microphone is very good.

  • @1951RKP
    @1951RKP 7 месяцев назад +9

    Someday you guys need to do a video showing people that actually know how to operate a boat. I’m starting to think all boaters in Florida are idiots. You would think those who can afford some of these boats would have enough sense to operate one.

    • @werberderber6209
      @werberderber6209 7 месяцев назад

      just look at the average person, 49.9999999999999% of people are below that, and the average persons intelligent is getting lower and lower everyday.

    • @billbell2311
      @billbell2311 7 месяцев назад +1

      Dollars and no sense.

  • @zeke5491
    @zeke5491 5 месяцев назад

    Too many people in paradise

  • @gotham.garden
    @gotham.garden 5 месяцев назад

    Let the bait man launch his boat googan

  • @tomhowe1510
    @tomhowe1510 3 месяца назад

    Bud Lights gettin knocked over everywhere

  • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
    @IHateYoutubeHandles615 3 месяца назад

    Video needs Yakety Sax theme music :)

  • @gibbethoskins8621
    @gibbethoskins8621 6 месяцев назад

    Post Malone no chill down at the boat ramp

  • @Bellasafari
    @Bellasafari 15 дней назад

    It seems there should be fisherman, commercial only ramps/docks.

  • @mikz86ta1
    @mikz86ta1 7 месяцев назад

    And we dont mention the JetSki Ghost Train that went by? 😂

  • @kkeane5749
    @kkeane5749 7 месяцев назад +1

    multiple Googans

  • @rogeliorodriguez7350
    @rogeliorodriguez7350 7 месяцев назад

    I have a GREEN TROPHY PRO did get a clip of that.

  • @willragas679
    @willragas679 4 месяца назад

    FISHERMAN JOE!!!! Dock blocked!!