That Escalated Quickly ! Boat Ramp Boater Rages and Pays Dearly !
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2021
- AlfredMontaner.com
Presents Ready set go! Did we just hear the Jerry Springer bell? Fight at the boat today at BlackPoint Marina and it was heated! Fred the Croc showed up then died its a funny Chit Show to say the least.
Get a drink cause todays Chit Show is Special. An invisible sucker punch that came out of know where had everyone wondering. This one is a classic so if you like boat ramp fails and boat ramp Chit Show youll love todays video.
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami 
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Imagine Cuban dude #1 dude jumping in the water to attack Cuban dude #2 and he comes face to face with none other than Fred 😮
THAT WOULDA BEEN AWESOME!!!
That will have been the best "Chit Show" in that case I will have ever watched had that been the case. Fred "the croc" will have taught that goofball a good life lesson. Maybe Fred just bites one of his ears off will have sufficed this lesson.
@Sparrow one Cuban can tell another
@Sparrow … I know that area quite well… not only is just about everyone Cuban but the Cuban food is godly. You can also tell by the way they speak Spanish. They have a unique flare in their Spanish speaking.
Gator don't play no shit!
Don't blame the old Man, he's smart enough to realize that everybody else is fucking around and he sneaks in. PERFECT!!!!
Exactly. You snooze, you lose. 😂
Other guys were too busy being idiots.
Old mans by far the smartest
Old and wise. The quietest person in the room is the most powerful.
Hai un dicho el que dice mucho no ase nada.Old man was all action and no talk.The pure definition of DALË
The two young guys yelling and arguing, while old guy docks.
"Age and Wisdom defeats youth" 😂
All three guys were old men.
@@toddreynolds1928 In Dock 10 was the old Dude, in Dock 9, was Mr. Clean and on Dock 2 with the straw hat was about a 30-ish Cuban American. Have a nice day.
Did bald guy pull out a gun?
Apparently baldy brandished a gun stuck in the waistband.
Great day out on Ocean then ignorance. Ruin day
The second hand embarrassment is real. Feel bad for both families involved, what a way to ruin a day on the water for not just you but everyone else around you. The gesture from one wife to the other like “sorry my husbands a rage case” killed me haha
I'm willing to bet both have been in this situation before. plenty
I mean all of them were yelling at each other lol. It's not just the 2 guys. They were the ones that kept going but they were all yelling if I remember correctly
@@laurasanchez7105 All it takes is for a couple people to go too far for everyone else in the room to realize they should just settle their differences lol
She probably wished that he was this fiery in the bedroom.🤣
The husband get all tough in public but wait until they get home. The wife will be the one talking. 😅
Dude was real tough jumping around on his boat, then nothing. Lol.
The alligator started it! He's an InstiGATOR!!
When you think you’re jumping in the water to go fight another boater but you actually end up fighting an alligator lol.
It's a croc.
The old man in the small boat will forever be a LEGEND!
Fred the investi-Gator 😂
Fred the Insti-Gator!
Fred the termi-gator if someone falls in the water . “ I’ll be back ….tomorrow “
😆😂
Yes it is a gator not a crocodile😂😂😂
That’s the prize comment. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
It's amazing to me that at a busy ramp like this, people just take their time getting themselves and their shit off the boat, then casually stroll to the truck/ trailer. I would avoid this ramp like the plague.
This is a Miami thing too !
I mean even if the ramp is busy I’m not going to rush like an insane person. Especially when unloading kids. Everyone needs to be patient. Or pay for a better spot. lol.
@@rebeccakeenan8101 aside from an emergency it shouldn’t ever take more than 5-8 minutes tops to launch or retrieve from the ramp. If you’re launching your boat it needs to be loaded with all your stuff before you ever get close to the ramp. Loading and unloading items at the ramp is like leaving your car at the gas pump while you go in to eat. There’s no reason whatsoever to do it short of just being a miserable ass.
It's like a busy gas station with all the pumps taken and a line formed.
Then assholes go inside to grab a candy bar and leave their car sitting there at the pump.
@@rebeccakeenan8101 you need not panic but do not hog the slip. Maybe YOU need a paid slip if you have that much to unload.
“I can’t believe I just witnessed a fight and a murder” 😂😂😂😂
God it's like being in line for the self checkout at a grocery store and you watch every person for a couple seconds and realize they're taking their sweet ass fucking time. Exactly how people are at these boat launches. Just taking their sweet ass time. Enraging.
Because they paid money to "launch", they feel entitled to drag their feet !.. Have a nice Day.
I can’t imagine embarrassing my kids and myself like that!😂🤣
Exactly what I was thinking.👍
Lol right? And imagine getting knocked out in front of the kids and wife while landing on the gator 🐊 😂 . That would be a lifetime embarrassment
Your kids would never look at you the same way again 😂 ok rule 1 is to never get whooped in front of your wife & kids. How dumb of him to risk that smh. Sheeit, id rather punk out than get knocked out in front of my family!!
No doubt
@@bigjerm1631 right lol
Every time I think I'm paying too much for my slip I just need 10 min of these videos to set me straight.
Amen! Just curious, where are you and what do you pay per mo?
@@miketexas4549 I'm in Miami. $417 for a 30ft slip
@@music-jj2pl Interesting. I'm in Kaneohe and I pay $400 for 30' I was sure I paid more.
Took the words right out my mouth. $1200 yearly (uncovered) Lake Cumberland, KY.
@@music-jj2pl what does slip mean? I know nothing about boats.
Everybody was drinking 100% guaranteed
This narrating is top notch. Fred has me captivated. Just openly waiting for snacks. Lol
It's kinda scary that Fred is getting bolder and doesn't let the boats spook him. I seriously think the problem is the locals and tourists keep feeding him. That's why some harbors and docks have a strict "DO NOT FEED" policy. It kinda unnerves me that in one of Alfred's videos, tourists at the dock to the left (by the cold weather storage spot) kept throwing food in just to get pictures of Fred and one foolish mom let her 10 year old kids walk along the bottom of the dock. Fred could EASILY have grabbed them by the leg. They have no idea how lucky they are that he's a pretty chill and laid back animal and tolerates sharing the dock with all those boats....
Old man kicked his own ass. Bleeding from his head, like a chihuahua. 😂
Wanna hear something funny ? He got the bleeding from coming out of the boat's cabin, he hit his Head ! :)
I have the video paused looking for comment about this Blooded head. @Keith Scudder
9 months ago. Thanks.
How does the bald guy end up making himself bleed
@amrak5028 Hahaha. Me too! I'm here, mid-vid to try to gather evidence for the head laceration! Thought maybe I missed the straw hat bro chuck a beer bottle or something!?
I love how people bring their lawn chairs and umbrellas just to sit there and watch the boats dock. You know there is always the threat of action when you have an audience.
I wonder if Alfred's neighbors sometimes pull up in the parking lot and silently sit next to him watching the hilarity ensue. I like how the old dude sneaked past. Hilarious.
Lol 😂 yes grill out camera 📸 ready
I have seen trucks get pulled into the water there from the seaweed make no traction. The guy actually slammed the door and caused the wheels to break loose. He jumped on the door and went in with the truck. It sunk until just the tip of the antenna was 2 inches above the water.
Better than going to the zoo.
He 10/10 went home and physically took out all of that rage on his wife
Why? Is that something that you would do?
I am an expert in American Sign Language (ASL), and what that bald Cuban was saying (in sign language) was: "The Chit Show is #1 - I like it!" 💯❤
“..a fight and a murder at the same time..” LOL
My wife laughed so hard when you said that!
That’s the chit show baby!
Fred was waiting for that guy to jump in the water so he can have lunch.
You just can’t beat fun at the ol boat ramp!
How does this only have 2.3M views?! This is the BEST if YT!
I cracked up when some of the locals recognized you and shouted "Welcome to the chit show!"
Same! 😂
Thank you alcohol for such magnificent entertainment. 😄
Yeah it's real good at providing that after a long day in the sun on the boat. Learned that growing up powerboating. Seen some things in life maybe a little to early 😂😂.
Its the magic combination of alcohol and the state of Florida. Like two peas in a pod.
This is one of those “had to be there “ moments. Btw Hispanic wives arguing, alcohol is not required. 😆
Nothing better than grabbing the cooler and hanging out at the boat ramp to watch the circus
@@theevilg3nius
😂🤣😭⚰️🪦🕊️
Fred, the peacemaker! 😂
"they're running over the crocodile!"
hahaha wow they sure did
That guy fights like Fred Sanford. Arms flailing and all talk.
The good old days of Fred Sanford……
LOL!
He flailed so hard he hit his head and started bleeding to show how bad ass he is
@@Obshowersyndicate He hit his head twice !
Kudos to the ladies that deescalated the situation 👍
What you talking about? They were initially escalating
In your dreams, both boats were filled with the opposite!.
Ohh, that was classic!!! The Oldman cutting the line had me in tears! Lmfao. Now Fred is really gonna wanna a piece of someone. 🤣🤣🐊 🚤
I want to drag my boat from Utah, just to launch here and be a part of the chit-show! This is people (and Fred) watching at its best! Keep up the fun work!
Dude got so angry he blew a vein on his forehead 🤣🤣
What's scary is it is possible to blow a vein inside your eyes if under EXTREME stress.
@@largol33t1 Coughing really hard can blow one on the outside. Hurts too!
Actually, he hit the top of the cabin door on his own Boat ! :)
@FN-1701AgentGodzillaRangerPrime Ω He bumped his head going in, then again when he came out with a empty Flare Gun !
As beautiful as Miami is I’m glad I don’t live there. I spent enough time there to not want to deal with crap like this.
@furious king I usually vacation in FL every Sept(with the exception of last year & this year). But I’d have to disagree with you. Been there once, that’s enough for me! I’ll stick to the gulf side! (Preferably the panhandle)
Me too! That's the reason I moved out of Florida!
Born and raised.loved it growing up..Glad to live 200 miles away now.
I don't mind going as far south as Deerfield lol.
Miami is a shit hole due to latins
Now i get it!! The chit show is some show!! Good stuff, love right said FRED!!
The commentary during this had me cracking up!! He's got the walk...oh no...😂
Fred was licking his chops "mmmmmmm carne asada"
dude! pulled pork! carne asada is the wrong ethnic food!
@@justryan1325 ok then.... Carnitas haha
@@adammueller3020 Doh! got me der! lolz!!
That old man is gonna knock himself out, not even off his boat and he is already bleeding.
A fight and a murder! 😂 I lost it! RIP Fred🐊
The line ..a fight..and a Murder..Lol
I laughed so much.
Thank you for this
Poor Fred..
It's what happens when you alcohol on board. I used to be a marine enforcement officer and it's amazing the disrespect and egos between boaters, especially different classes. For example, the wake boats would mouth off to the fishing boats and vice versa. We only ran single officer boats and trying to solve a situation while watching your drift and the other boats drifts was insane.
I am sure you've seen, and dealt with many more sever and varying incidents than some other Law Enforcement Officer have ever seen. It's a whole different world on the waters.
Sorry, but if I owned a boat, no alcohol allowed. I'll let people smoke but no beer or rum. Why add fuel to the fire...
OMG handbags at 10 paces. That pair were all talk. Be like Fred, just chill'n and cruise along baby. Good show Alfred 🤘
Melodramatic much, fight and a murder. Too funny!😂
"A fight and a murder" 😂😂
What a fight. 🤼 The old man's head was bleeding and he didn't even get punched yet. 🤕 Then Fred gets run over! 🐊
Then the old man flips you off. 👆
Best *chit show* ever! 🏆
If these spent more time going in and out. Learning how to approach the dock, not getting all crazy with the throttle, they could land their boats like a pro. Practice, practice and more practice.
@@MrJigginjim
Sure, but these people are usually newbies or drunk.
@@oldschoolhawking8191 Drunk Cuban/Americans. Have a nice day.
Funny the dude at the dock is livit hasn't even thrown one PUNCH AND HE'S ALREADY BLEEDING from the forehead Lol. Completely unhinged lol While the other dude is poised and in control keeping back. Ouch please keep the shirt on lol LOVE THE CHIT SHOW
Rafter revolution. I lose it bro...LOL. That ramp is always a nightmare. And this is why I moved lol
I love when Fred shows up, you can tell who the tourists are...
The best way to moor a rescued boat is to tie it up alongside, operate as one unit and moor it as if you just have a wide single boat. Works like a charm.
Did not know that....
Good answer, let’s sea if it’s there,
Alongside: it’s the #1 answer
Captain 👨✈️ Muskoka
@@flightnavigator8999
I’m sorry
Absolutely correct...slightly on the shoulder too, if possible.
These new I Love Lucy episodes are nuts
RIP Fred. You were a true gentleman.
You slippin cracked me up on This One!!!!! 🤣😆🙏😂
I know that old bald guy he's the welcome greeter at our local Walmart. 😅
Wonder if he gives lessons to those buying gloves?!
🥊🥊😂
Wonder for how long, the guy put a gun in his shorts
I don't know who he is........ but experience wins every time. He took that slot like a boss. He was the only winner.
Nice
@@jalalalap-akalala I think he meant the old guy that was third in line, not the angry dude.
I like how those ladies was able to stop that mad skipper! He is a true force :)))))))))))
Poor FRED has to deal with the invasion of pirates in his home...🐊
Alfred ends the video in a huff for fear of being attacked by boater across the river hahaha come on Alfred you can handle it
Holy shit!! All the blood on the old man. Dude kicking his own ass!!
He got that blood from hitting the cabin door on his own Boat ! :)
@@keithscudder7136 - Almost every time I went out sailing, I'd lose blood on something sharp or pointy. Between no wind and having to motor, to having too much wind and being heeled over, all the work and maintenance and the minor injuries, I gave up. Too much pain for minimal gain.
The emotional middle finger was the icing on the cake of instability.
That's his "I.Q." ! :) Have a nice Day.
You have to love the "old guy" He didn't bat an eye lid when "Rambo" jumped off the boat ... ( I say old guy lightly as I am 67 ) 🤣 Love all your vids, respect from the U.K.
You got me whispering too!😂❤
This video made my day. And I’m sure Fred is fine. It’s not his 1st rodeo.
Wife and I still laughing, "A fight and a Murder at the same time" great quote. LOL
the way some people are so ready to drop and fight, doesn't say much about that person. NOTHING is solved with violence, and nothing WILL ever be solved with violence.
“He is laying low my friends” 😹
You’re back! Chit show baby 😎🍻
Now that was worth the price of admission…. Alfred, the chit show freak’n rocks bro!!!!!!
Fred is just a spectator too 😂 🐊
Never gets old , la chusmeria lmao
First time I ever saw a boat ramp with security guard. I would avoid this ramp at all costs
This is a state park and the man you saw was a Park Ranger/wanna be cop. He usually helps fellow boaters and sometimes defuses arguments.
@@keithscudder7136 regardless, this is a boat ramp I'd want no part of!
I'm so glad that I keep my boat in a slip at a marina. Having to trailer it every time I want to use it would've put me off boating a loooooong time ago.
Where I live on the Chesapeake Bay only small fishing and water ski boats launch at ramps.
Some people work and work but still cannot afford a slip , kids + thier college etc. I will get my slip one day just not this year
@@stackfire9601 ewww, kids, and college?!?!! Don’t make me throw up…..
@@HolyDrugLord we have to produce working adults for future society you know.
Nothing like a bunch of restaurant owners and drywall contractors with money to buy boats. Should have invested in anger management and boat driving classes.
6:57… did he just fall into his boat?! Bahahahahahaha!!!!!😂😂😂
Now that was a well needed Chit Show.
Fred’s amazing !
I can’t believe he swims thru all this mayhem like it’s nothing to him !
I know!!! I was thinkin the same about Fred. It really is unusual for one to do that UNLESS Freds been used to getting handouts from people. He sure isnt shy thats for sure. Dept Fish/Game were to see that Im not so sure they wouldnt euthanize old Fred. As to getting run over? Liked the person who said its not his first rodeo! Haha! Im sure Fred dove for cover to avoid that prop and is just fine. Probably faking his death in hopes someone will jump in and he will get a big meal!
@@janalalewicz7385 ....or getting people as handouts.
@@janalalewicz7385 Fred actually stays away from humans and gets his food from the creek's bottom after the Dead fish are cleaned.
He's just waiting for someone to throw the other person into the water. Satisfied customers throughout time always return...😄
Someone needs to have a boom box and play the theme from Jaws when Fred is sneaking around.
"FRED! FRED! WHERE ARE YOU BRUH?"
FRED: 🐊"Chill'n right here. See ya next time!"😎🤣🤣🤣
Dude that was awesome legendary
amazing! he started bleeding on this long distance fight, magical powers from the other guy, made him bleed from 20 feet away
Right? What the fuck was that about?
It's called hypertension. Dude was ready to have a stroke
@@thereissomecoolstuff bleed from the forehead on hypertension? Okay
@@Achisachis73 I thought it was coming from his nose. Didn't see it that good. I was to busy looking at the alligator.
@@zk9058 He hit his head when he ran down below to grab something (a gun?)
I don’t understand how it takes these people 30 minutes to put a boat on a trailer.
Oh, Fred will be fine. Lol
Exactly. The old guy looks like he's cleaning out his boat.
Cubans
You read my mind exactly . Up here in north central fl you have about 5 min to unload or load just the boat before you start getting a heckling , the only time the trailer and tow vehicle are on the ramp is to launch or load the boat and the dock is only for people getting on or off ,load or unload all your boat crap in the parking lot Out of the way !!!!
You are only allowed three minutes in the land of 10,000 lakes to land your boat on a trailer 😂! It’s a science. Perhaps we could give lessons…lol.
Yes it’s like 30 mins of wasted time. These people are a bunch of fools.
dude mess the other guy head up without even have to land a hand on him lol
This Video had everything but a Robalo crashing the dock! WELCOME TO THE CHIT SHOW!!!!!!!
haha always a robalo. spot on.
I am an avid sailor and boater. I have been my whole life and I hope to do it as long as I physically can.
I love the boating community. Most of them that is.
For any of us privileged enough to be on the water we should show our gratitude by being gracious. How terrible to have to wait a couple of minutes on a fine boat with beautiful family and friends.
If you are fortunate be kind. Always.
That's all well and good until alcohol gets added to the equation. Then everything goes out the window. I learnt very early on in my boating escapades, boating and alcohol do not mix.
Absolutely brother. Float safe 👍
Exactly! Finally, someone gets it!
@@itchyvet u can’t control other people, whether they are drinking or not. Sure alcohol will make u do some stupid shit but that also has to do with ur maturity level. (Not u personally) what I mean is, drink responsibly and don’t waste ur time dealing with idiots! And assume everybody has a gun, just one more reason not to give these idiots the time of day! Lol
@@chrisemerson7743 And in the end, his own wife told him to sit down and she drove home !
Great vid! So much going on at the same time haha 🤣
A year later & I'm still, lmao! "They just ran over Fred! They just... just ran over him!!"🤯🥺😭😒😂😂😂 You had to sign off.
Award winning episode of the chit show Alfred!
That dude was so ready to jump in the water after that guy. I have to wonder whether Fred would've defended you? Hope fred made it out of that vicious boat attack! 😁👍✌
Well he acted like he was ready at any rate.
No, he wasn't. He was never going to do anything other than make noise.
@@Carlton_Wilson Yeah, I was being facetious, but when people lose their marbles anything's possible. 😁
Fred has been hit several times and he just goes deep. He is okay as I have seen him in another Alfred's videos. Alfred made a seperate video under the Title called "Fred the Croc", go watch it !
A fight AND a murder. RIP Fred !!! Thanks. I needed that laugh😂😂😂
Mr Clean needs a nap.
I remember back in the good old days when they were just good respectful hard-working Americans that were at the boat ramps
I don't, i lived in the 80's in key west it was exactly the same.
My dad's friend shot and killed another friend of ours, (his friend too actually) because he drank all the beer. No bs.
I mean there was a long period of escalation but it started bc of the beer.
😳
Close the door to the rock folks of the the world. Feell sorry for If this is what the kids have to see as an example then let the crocs take..care of the hot headed drunks that would get 10 mil views and be worth every minute of time wasted on these fools.thats not a boat ramp thats a cuban moat that needs more crocs cops and gators. The snales seem to be on board
In 8 months their will be a shit ton of Haitians yay. Wtf I bet folks miss DT.
I stopped by my favorite bait and tackle shop. My buddy who owns it was watching this.
I just got home and am now watching this. This is sweet.😂
Better than stupid TV shows.👍🏼
FRED FOR PRES! Alfred, you are the man.
fred is not dead, he has been here . knows how to dodge a boat
I saw similar scenes in a Sunday-afternoon-lock in the Netherlands, when all german boat-owners want to get home at the same... therefore they all want into that one lock...
The Dutch take their camping-chairs and enjoy it from above... best television-program ever :)
...eccept one big difference: we have no crocodiles here, `waiting for any loser, to fall off any boat` :)
That`s special ! It`s quasi another `level`... Thank you so much for this video, Bro !
Fred is still shaking his head and laughing 😃
This is probably the top of all the chit shows...
I own a boat. Boating is supposed to be fun. If I had to put up with this cast of clowns there'd be a FOR SALE sign on my boat after the 1st encounter. Kudos to the guy alone in his boat slipping by the MORONS yelling at each other.
Sometimes, the squeaky wheel does NOT get the grease!
The old man was the only one of the three who actually acted with the maturity of an adult. The other 2 have less mental maturity than an average 10 year old.
Why would u let a bunch of idiots ruin ur day? If you’d sell ur boat after the 1st encounter with folks like this then u might as well sell everything and buy a cabin in the woods! Hell, I’d find a new landing first! Lol
@@chrisemerson7743 I’ve got a log home in the woods and I love idiots. Makes the solitude much more enjoyable that way when I come home. 👍
@@alquinn3562 I’m not sure about solitude but I bet the entertainment would be endless! Lol
I about couldn't stop laughing seeing Fred get slowly run over! 😂😂
Murder ! Murder ! Murder ! :)
He will be fine
Couldn't stop laughing at the camera-man yelling "watch-out, you're running over the crocodile... they just ran over Fred... I just witnessed a murder"... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Clueless to nature beasts ability that surrounds.
Not a crocodile, it's a alligator
@@Hillbilly0575 nope it's a croc
this is hilarious stuff...good job filming the ridiculous choas
Best boat comedy ever
8:52
Dude lost the fight with himself
All that drama no fight & ends up with a self inflicted head wound .SMDH
I've been watching you for about a year and you have the greatest show ever..