I Got A Death Threat | Azeem Banatwalla (2021)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июн 2021
  • This is a short clip from my new 1 hour special "Between the Lines". Please leave a like and share if you like it :)
    You can watch the full show on my RUclips channel with the Rs 299 membership (The Special One) -
    • Azeem Banatwalla | Bet...
    If you can't see the Join button (common iOS issue) - click here - / @thebanat
    If RUclips is giving you issues, it's also on Vimeo (they also charge less commission *wink wink*) -
    www.vimeo.com/ondemand/betweenthelines
    If you need help, or want to give me more death threats, you can reach me on Instagram
    azeembanatwalla
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Комментарии • 214

  • @adityadash6388
    @adityadash6388 3 года назад +485

    Vijay Mallya- the King of....Reasonably Good Times😂😂😂

  • @rajatk3129
    @rajatk3129 3 года назад +301

    Fabulous standup Azeem! One of the few comedians who write clever jokes and don't rely on getting laughs by senselessly insulting others. It'd be great to watch a 2 hr special with Azeem and Varun Grover collaborating....if they are ok with it ;)

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 2 года назад +5

      ....shayad

    • @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338
      @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 2 года назад

      Not varun grover but varun thakur would be better. Grover would bring the class on the stage down

    • @sailorgonewild
      @sailorgonewild 4 месяца назад

      @@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 I think you may have mixed the two of them up!

  • @thecommenter8751
    @thecommenter8751 3 года назад +161

    "I am your biggest fan.... Sayad"

  • @kumarkishlay5201
    @kumarkishlay5201 3 года назад +122

    0:44 No Azeem he watched your video late night. Waited for you to wake up so that you won't be bothered. Then sent a text to kill you. How considerate of him actually!

  • @vishal2352
    @vishal2352 3 года назад +154

    5:15 sahil would be proud for this joke... 😂

    • @Niyati99
      @Niyati99 3 года назад +13

      Honestly, I can hear him delivering that joke as well 😂 with his bowtie

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 года назад +5

      ikr thats so sahil

    • @SahilShahcomedy
      @SahilShahcomedy 3 года назад +27

      *stands up and gives a slow clap*

    • @vishal2352
      @vishal2352 3 года назад +8

      @@SahilShahcomedy the legend himself, behold the lord of vatana kingdom...

    • @manumanmaneesh3390
      @manumanmaneesh3390 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @KVerne009
    @KVerne009 3 года назад +62

    Hearing DAAKU-mentary pun, Sahil Shah is having the single tear existential crisis event

  • @spycowboi2190
    @spycowboi2190 3 года назад +34

    Plot twist: the murderer sleeps at 7 am

  • @Saltiey
    @Saltiey 3 года назад +41

    0:40
    "You are somebody that I don't know
    But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
    And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
    -Taylor Swift
    Bhai joke toh gaane sa nhi leta 😭

    • @sapandream
      @sapandream 3 года назад +2

      @@faisal_khan57 daco mentry

  • @rahulmanerikar3174
    @rahulmanerikar3174 3 года назад +79

    Atleast you get threats at 7am... Aakash Mehta gets them at 5:30am...😅😂❤️

    • @ameyrane3139
      @ameyrane3139 3 года назад +3

      How is mujhse bura koi nai hoga a death threat ?

    • @manumanmaneesh3390
      @manumanmaneesh3390 3 года назад +1

      Reference plz

    • @rahulmanerikar3174
      @rahulmanerikar3174 3 года назад +1

      @@ameyrane3139 It is in his title, not in my comment 😅

    • @rahulmanerikar3174
      @rahulmanerikar3174 3 года назад +1

      @@manumanmaneesh3390 Watch "Dear Homeopaths" by Aakash Mehta...😅

    • @ssjbevegeta3008
      @ssjbevegeta3008 2 года назад +1

      You guys got a death threat schedule?

  • @nikhlesh1669
    @nikhlesh1669 3 года назад +21

    Jokes aside, Death Penalty is awarded only in rarest of rare case which shakes the conscience of society.

    • @bulbul704
      @bulbul704 3 года назад +4

      And that's such a vague definition in the first place.

  • @mariastella5055
    @mariastella5055 3 года назад +15

    Your comedy ages like wine. Gets better with time. Every video of yours is hilarious.

  • @theatreofdreamz
    @theatreofdreamz 3 года назад +19

    Love it when you back uploading comedy videos. Your comic ability is 👏

  • @filmproductions1426
    @filmproductions1426 3 года назад +20

    Azeem you are fabulous😂😂😂
    LOVED THIS!!!!

  • @mukeshkumarmahato1298
    @mukeshkumarmahato1298 2 года назад +22

    It really needs talent to convert death threats to a joke 🤣

    • @jitkr1489
      @jitkr1489 7 месяцев назад

      you tube threats.. lol.. I like him but youtube threats aren't threats

  • @akshatchaturvedi2946
    @akshatchaturvedi2946 3 года назад +9

    Please keep posting man, l love you and your work!

  • @pankhurisingh9511
    @pankhurisingh9511 3 года назад +19

    DAAKU-mentary 🤯

  • @sayantanisur8511
    @sayantanisur8511 3 года назад +26

    Cannot imagine that comedians have to give disclaimer nowadays. People watching and enjoying or not knows it's a comic strip, yet they have to be spoon fed.

    • @deshraj.insta.
      @deshraj.insta. 2 года назад +2

      I think it's not actually like that they had used this to make more jokes and awareness also
      Like 'apda me awsar' 😜

    • @mr.t215
      @mr.t215 Год назад +1

      In a comic way they get away and others getting slaughtered by this peace fools everyday just for supporting their own culture. Hypocrisy ki v Sima hoti h, Aya bada cool banne

  • @paramdalvi7680
    @paramdalvi7680 3 года назад +9

    love the content azeem keep the good work up !!

  • @AkashDeyadey
    @AkashDeyadey 3 года назад +6

    5:21 subtitle says more than EIC's RUclips playlist

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +113

    Azeem is a brilliant comedian…definitely not ‘Shayad’ ❤️

  • @rishikajain8722
    @rishikajain8722 2 года назад +3

    OMG. This is your second video I'm watching and already a fan.💥💥💥

  • @sheetaldsavio3455
    @sheetaldsavio3455 3 года назад +2

    No more sitting on fence..huh🙂🙂 Respect .....may you achieve great success and may you do your bit to get ppl saner!

  • @spycowboi2190
    @spycowboi2190 3 года назад +9

    Sooooo coool ...
    Ur style of comedy is amazing azeem..

  • @WomboAnimals
    @WomboAnimals 3 года назад +18

    Love these standup bits💯,can you keep the football content separate,just easier to navigate for viewers.

    • @sushruttabakade6088
      @sushruttabakade6088 3 года назад +1

      He has separate playlists made for stand up videos and football related content. You can scroll through them

  • @TejasNaik01
    @TejasNaik01 2 года назад +2

    Great to see your work Azeem here after EIC.

  • @saji9682
    @saji9682 7 месяцев назад +1

    I saw almost all of your videos. You are very few intelligent comedians we have. Very proud of you. Pls don't attract unnecessary attentions. That's what we smart people do.

  • @nikhilverma7716
    @nikhilverma7716 3 года назад +7

    Best division 1 player

  • @nanditamahanta8754
    @nanditamahanta8754 3 года назад +2

    Awesome ♥️♥️

  • @rubynambiar6117
    @rubynambiar6117 3 года назад +4

    Hi Azeem, I have been trying for the past 2 days to join your channel to watch the whole special but it keeps saying check card info.... and not able to make the payment... any other way to make the payment as online banking payment option isn't available in the payment mode?

    • @thebanat
      @thebanat  3 года назад

      Hey please DM me on Instagram I'll sort it out for you :)

    • @rubynambiar6117
      @rubynambiar6117 3 года назад

      @@thebanat I dropped you a message on insta.

    • @BCSVirajVarshney
      @BCSVirajVarshney 3 года назад +1

      @@thebanat Babu bhaia jhan paise ka chakkar h bas vhi reply kie ho
      Next time I also copy paste sane type of comment

    • @abdulwali999
      @abdulwali999 3 года назад +3

      @@BCSVirajVarshney Abe harami 😂😂😂

  • @Mohammad_Imran_
    @Mohammad_Imran_ 3 года назад +1

    U r awesome bruhhh❤️

  • @alexgeorge9617
    @alexgeorge9617 3 года назад +11

    Genuinely hopes this comes on Amazon Prime. I would pay to watch it. Keep it up, Azeem
    Ali Baba and Four Gau Rakshaks was quite dark and it was brilliant 👏

    • @thebanat
      @thebanat  3 года назад +10

      You can already pay to watch it. Details in description 😁

  • @joelmathew7137
    @joelmathew7137 2 года назад +5

    King of Reasonably Good times 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anjalisawant1782
    @anjalisawant1782 3 года назад +1

    Funny and unproblematic love it

  • @KalpeshPatel78
    @KalpeshPatel78 2 года назад

    Just awesome.

  • @kabirkhan456
    @kabirkhan456 3 года назад +19

    3:25 😂😂😂 putting thoughts into words. Amazing talent bro. 👍

  • @basuduh8200
    @basuduh8200 Год назад

    What do you do so that you can express anger effectively and in a non harmful manner?

  • @ashnamodi661
    @ashnamodi661 3 года назад +3

    What a show man

  • @mals4233
    @mals4233 2 года назад +2

    You are too good Azeem. Big fan of yours.

  • @whocares4034
    @whocares4034 2 года назад +1

    Its intresting that some people just get threats and some like Charli hebdo gets killed for jokes but these comedians doesn't have courage to call it out shame.

  • @shatterpoint23
    @shatterpoint23 4 месяца назад

    Bro can make jokes out of the most unrelated and unreasonable things. Awesome.

  • @LalitPatilcasper
    @LalitPatilcasper 3 года назад +3

    What a show lol. Always genius comedy.

  • @miniaturecreature
    @miniaturecreature 3 года назад +1

    This was so cool 💕😂

  • @rashidshamim4302
    @rashidshamim4302 3 года назад

    Love u man !!!

  • @shreyanshs4279
    @shreyanshs4279 3 года назад

    Great writing

  • @abhishekshah6438
    @abhishekshah6438 3 года назад +1

    So much fun!

  • @maitrayosaha1884
    @maitrayosaha1884 3 года назад +2

    Dot dot dot Shayad. EPIC 🔥🔥

  • @manav5350
    @manav5350 3 года назад

    Great

  • @kaushik8538
    @kaushik8538 3 года назад +5

    🙄🙄🙄 typical victim card strategy yar...

  • @PetrovGamingTV
    @PetrovGamingTV 2 года назад +1

    The criminal premise is from Aakash Mehta's Physiotherapy wala set

  • @RockLine92
    @RockLine92 3 года назад +2

    DACOITS: a member of an armed gang of robbers..just in case u searched like me on Google

  • @tanikbarman9839
    @tanikbarman9839 3 года назад +1

    May be he is a brilliant comedian

  • @deeptiaggarwal5680
    @deeptiaggarwal5680 3 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @sarriBall_-_
    @sarriBall_-_ 3 года назад +1

    Bro Man U will win the league tha season... Maybe

  • @eeshitasaxena3148
    @eeshitasaxena3148 3 года назад +1

    Please keep putting your videos on youtube!!!!

  • @shaktimaan2217
    @shaktimaan2217 2 года назад +1

    Ask this to Charlie Hebdoo ...🤣🤣😅😅

  • @ummes.faisal2613
    @ummes.faisal2613 2 года назад

    This is so underrated gawddd😂😂😂😂

  • @bharatjiodedra4891
    @bharatjiodedra4891 3 года назад +1

    🔥

  • @Gamer-xi1xi
    @Gamer-xi1xi 3 года назад +3

    Forget laugh I didnt even smile

  • @mithunnair8587
    @mithunnair8587 3 года назад +1

    King of reasonably good times😂😂😂

  • @sailaab
    @sailaab 3 года назад +1

    If she is okay with it😆😅
    (because he us a varगिन)
    and the spoiler alert (at the end) were simply suberb👌🏽😁

  • @devashishpandya471
    @devashishpandya471 2 месяца назад

    I sometimes feel bad for you. Your jokes are quite intelligent. In any Western country, you'd have sold out 5k capacity crowd but here ......
    Anyway I absolutely love your standups and you have been one of my fav comedians. In case you are reading, pls keep it up.

  • @randomubcstudent
    @randomubcstudent 3 года назад +1

    Not even kidding Azeem looks like chandler bing on the thumbnail!!

  • @RXN030
    @RXN030 3 года назад

    Dakumentary😝😝,, Azeem BRO 👏👏

  • @armyd6529
    @armyd6529 2 года назад +2

    4:27 According to the constitution of India introverts can't be "dacoit"👌

  • @pessimistofc
    @pessimistofc 3 года назад

    👏👏👏

  • @_mega_saha_
    @_mega_saha_ 3 года назад

    🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @kailashchatterjee4350
    @kailashchatterjee4350 2 года назад +2

    How to make jokes (on, say religeon) in public without getting threats?
    Short Answer: Don't!
    Long Answer: make jokes equally on both sides of the religious divides..

  • @deepikachahal1102
    @deepikachahal1102 2 года назад +2

    So damn funny 😂😂😂

  • @krishnasheeshdatta8388
    @krishnasheeshdatta8388 Год назад +1

    Just thinking what would be the reaction of the person who sent the threat watching thissm..

  • @amitrana9090
    @amitrana9090 2 года назад +1

    Just for the sake of being a nerd- In the ipc the offence of robbery will only be considered a dacoity if the number of perpeterators is 5 or more, otherwise it is a robbery.

  • @shankar_dey
    @shankar_dey 2 года назад +1

    A aminent personality who delivers good speeches and understand politics with advent of ideology can always wins. So Transferring the cause with the facts and tilting them to involve some more socio economic causes to hamper the image of Authority is the sole Aim now for some people's. At last gow 😅rakshk wins...

  • @ridwanmohammad6785
    @ridwanmohammad6785 3 года назад

    Sophisticated comedy

  • @jashithjain709
    @jashithjain709 3 года назад +2

    Starting of the video is copied from kuchbhimehta

  • @savesoildoyoueatfoodthensa737
    @savesoildoyoueatfoodthensa737 2 года назад

    The thing with 5 dacoits or more is, organized crime is way way more dangerous than a tiny little thief stealing you gold and bedsheets...
    Save soil

  • @shiladityabanerjee5566
    @shiladityabanerjee5566 3 года назад +3

    One of the best standup videos in 2021!

  • @pranavdeepak1486
    @pranavdeepak1486 2 года назад +1

    Ask the editor of charlie hebdo about that, wait, he's dead coz of a joke

  • @anugrahpillai8704
    @anugrahpillai8704 3 года назад +1

    U guys thrive on those threats. Create controversy and gain more popularity and make more jokes more money . A well worked strategy.

  • @vamsikrishna8793
    @vamsikrishna8793 2 года назад +1

    I'm actually surprised why don't any comedian do some standup comedy on Jihadis

  • @aashrithash554
    @aashrithash554 3 года назад +2

    Damn😂😂😂

  • @Arpan-kd6fw
    @Arpan-kd6fw 3 года назад

    Gau rakshak ke post credit scene me...baba is seen doing an asan and selling coronil ... shayad :P

  • @sadathghouri8483
    @sadathghouri8483 3 года назад

    I am your big fan... :)

  • @sampurnanand3379
    @sampurnanand3379 2 года назад +2

    Imagine the one who gave the threat watching this video right now 🌝😂

  • @iamadityavaishy
    @iamadityavaishy 2 года назад

    0:59 'Morning wood' new word added to vocabulary 😇

  • @jonesnsg1839
    @jonesnsg1839 2 года назад

    Super

  • @garimakaurchhabra8826
    @garimakaurchhabra8826 3 года назад +1

    "Shayad" 😂😂

  • @jobinmathew4594
    @jobinmathew4594 2 года назад

    So clever

  • @snehapradhan5591
    @snehapradhan5591 3 года назад +3

    The pun is my favourite part of this video and I'm not sorry 😤✋

  • @amvolret8326
    @amvolret8326 2 года назад +2

    The gau rakshak was subramanyam swami. Might not wanna challenge him.
    Ali and 4 muslims protest for CAA. Spoiler alert: they only teach allah huu akbar in islam.

  • @minakshipal4869
    @minakshipal4869 2 года назад

    And here i get death threat when i don't refill water bottle and dosent put it in fridge

  • @ronuabhinav
    @ronuabhinav 2 года назад +2

    bhai batao to do hasna tha kya.

  • @arjansingh8769
    @arjansingh8769 3 года назад

    Saw u playing football at Andrews

  • @buzzbuoy
    @buzzbuoy 2 года назад +1

    DAAKU-MENTARY! LMAO

  • @divyanagar3418
    @divyanagar3418 2 года назад

    Woah!! Daaku-mentary👏👏🤣

  • @Authorsayidabano
    @Authorsayidabano 3 года назад +3

    What an intellectual comedian!!!! Refreshing

  • @baniksden7481
    @baniksden7481 3 года назад

    Bro...
    I like your comedy...
    Shayad

  • @sugeetsood3024
    @sugeetsood3024 3 года назад +2

    Azeem is the best comedian in India ...... shayad

  • @andrews6342
    @andrews6342 Год назад +1

    I wonder what made Sunder pichai leave Google 😂

    • @Bhavesh099.
      @Bhavesh099. Год назад

      Wait sunder pichai just work in alphabet inc. the parent company of Google. So it's more like a promotion

  • @shashwatpatwa7226
    @shashwatpatwa7226 3 года назад +1

    Bro it becomes robbery if less than 5. ;)

  • @shabiha86
    @shabiha86 Год назад

    Daaku mentary was good!

  • @animathias1
    @animathias1 Год назад

    Hilarious