EIC vs Bollywood: Azeem Banatwalla - Bajrangi Bhaijaan vs Indian Legal System

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  • Опубликовано: 23 апр 2016
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  • @BeerBiceps
    @BeerBiceps 8 лет назад +642

    Azzzeeeem killing it!

    • @mihirpardesi
      @mihirpardesi 6 лет назад +1

      hi bro

    • @DipuTheDentist
      @DipuTheDentist 5 лет назад +2

      You almost killed me with your comment, Love u a lot Ranveer Bhi🤗

    • @zink5664
      @zink5664 3 года назад +2

      What is your personality type

    • @KamiWatashiwaDesuka
      @KamiWatashiwaDesuka 2 года назад

      Hey? Whats Ranveer doing here?

    • @SS_CHAOS_JOD
      @SS_CHAOS_JOD 8 месяцев назад +3

      After 7 years bro is famous 😂😂😂😂

  • @nishantsharma9339
    @nishantsharma9339 8 лет назад +303

    Azim is so under rated in Eic. so much better then others except ganja. and this skit was aweasome. his content is so good. so better than others

    • @nmpai
      @nmpai 6 лет назад +1

      Where is his rating site....dont just say anything you like

    • @AbhijayReacts
      @AbhijayReacts 2 года назад +1

      No need to bring drugs in every conversation

    • @ammarvora03
      @ammarvora03 Год назад +3

      @@AbhijayReacts Not Gaanja. Ganja means Sorabh 😅

  • @mansoorkapadia9670
    @mansoorkapadia9670 8 лет назад +103

    omg tht sohail joke,
    when u salman said to sohail "write human being"
    i litreally paused i laughed my ass out for a looooooong time
    then i re-winded and then played again the same part,
    again i had to fucking pause it, complete my laugh to countinue further
    you guysssss amazzing

  • @parthparthparth
    @parthparthparth 8 лет назад +243

    You guys don't censor fuck but you do censor Chutiya... Great

    • @krishna7404
      @krishna7404 8 лет назад +146

      +Parth Vaidya _Because Salman Khan fans don't speak English_.

    • @parthparthparth
      @parthparthparth 8 лет назад +11

      +Madhav Krishna best reply ever

    • @shreyavadrevu910
      @shreyavadrevu910 8 лет назад

      +Madhav Krishna Hahaha 😂

    • @noornoor9278
      @noornoor9278 8 лет назад

      +Madhav Krishna hahaha bro. Bang on.

    • @shivamach8687
      @shivamach8687 8 лет назад +4

      +Parth Vaidya bcoz, stupid people that get offended dont know english

  • @karenmurphy5179
    @karenmurphy5179 8 лет назад +80

    Bro ek tha tiger,
    do they black buck, don't tell anyone but
    char they gadi ke niche...............
    wow that was awesome

  • @rahulvenkatt
    @rahulvenkatt 8 лет назад +488

    azeem is the best of the lot!😂😂😂

  • @dimpleshah5937
    @dimpleshah5937 8 лет назад +429

    Because Salman Khan fans don't speak English 😂😂😂😂
    Best of EIC !!! ❤️

    • @nano9396
      @nano9396 6 лет назад +1

      Manan Shah I'm Salman Khan fan and i can speak english 😡I'm not like that 😤

    • @abbassaifgahlot9804
      @abbassaifgahlot9804 6 лет назад +5

      Manan Shah bro English is just a language

    • @mohdadil8518
      @mohdadil8518 6 лет назад +3

      I am a Salman fan, you better have a convo to decide who speaks better English.

    • @yazdan6504
      @yazdan6504 6 лет назад

      you can not start a sentence with because, and not end with a main clause...
      because salman khan fans don't speak english, they can't say that..

    • @ankursharma8716
      @ankursharma8716 6 лет назад +1

      @Nano you are not like what?

  • @saketmehrotra8599
    @saketmehrotra8599 8 лет назад +75

    Ek tha Tiger, Do the black buck aur 4 they gaari ke neechey. Sssshhhh. Kisi ko mat bolna.

  • @rafshansyed3729
    @rafshansyed3729 7 лет назад +99

    Absolutely no competition, Azeem is the single most brilliant comedian of india i have ever seen. His humor is just above spot on

    • @Immy101
      @Immy101 7 лет назад

      Rafshan jahangir that's what u call spot on comedy. Fuckin dumbass can't even make funny jokes. He is trying very hard to act like he is a comic from the west. He should be more positive not get cheap publicity by bashing people

    • @bibekanandahansda2926
      @bibekanandahansda2926 5 лет назад +5

      @@Immy101 he is not bashing people.

    • @adamantiumcookieplayzz4050
      @adamantiumcookieplayzz4050 2 года назад +2

      yeah he is my favourite too. so much better than overrated kenny

  • @anushreeacharya6405
    @anushreeacharya6405 8 лет назад +581

    Hilarious!!!
    The salman fans are going to get offended by this :P
    Oh wait! they won't understand it in the first place XD

    • @MeerVideos
      @MeerVideos 8 лет назад +5

      +anushree acharya Haa Haa Haaa very funny...you just saved the earth

    • @kartikeydwivedi100
      @kartikeydwivedi100 6 лет назад +15

      anushree acharya hahaha. Really I didn’t get it coz it was in English and m a Salman fan. The only thing that i got was CHUTIYA, BENCHOD So i’ll only say... CHUTIYA VIDEO THA YAAR. BENCHOD EIC. (I think thats fair now to u)

    • @charaznable8272
      @charaznable8272 6 лет назад +22

      haha Salman Khan chutiya fan spotted

    • @arovarun
      @arovarun 6 лет назад +13

      Kartikey Dwivedi Abey Tu fan hai. Kya defend kar rha hai. Tere Bhai ne Jo 4 maare us gunah ka hissa hai tu.

    • @petthedog1802
      @petthedog1802 6 лет назад +5

      Repeating the sameness joke a hundred times won’t make it funnier

  • @knockoutdoctor
    @knockoutdoctor 5 лет назад +14

    Came to see offended Bhai fans.....
    None present....
    Then I remembered....😉

  • @cinnamongirl7623
    @cinnamongirl7623 8 лет назад +361

    something to show to hardcore salman fans. 😂

  • @skyejacques
    @skyejacques 6 лет назад +17

    Thank you for telling like it is... With so much humour! That's what I've been missing when critiquing injustice. Your comic timing is spot on! Be blessed Azeem :-)

  • @GameDefuser
    @GameDefuser Год назад +19

    I never thought anyone could overtake Kenny in making english jokes but Azeem just took the spot.

  • @krishna7404
    @krishna7404 8 лет назад +32

    Awesome standup, _bro_.
    Btw _Bhai_ should be applauded for promoting the use of CGI in Bollywood, forget SRK's Ra One and Rajni's Robot, _Bhai_ uses CGI not only for his action sequences but also for his _n-pack_ abs. Visionary stuff 😜.

    • @ishansaha24
      @ishansaha24 8 лет назад +1

      +Madhav Krishna oh lol srks abs were CGI? get well soon....

    • @krishna7404
      @krishna7404 8 лет назад +1

      +Ishan Saha No they weren't. I genuinely praised the visual effects used in Ra One and Robot, while making fun of Salman using CGI to show himself all buffed up.
      Explaining ones sarcasm is much like explaining ones joke, it looses its effect. Thanks for nothing.

    • @ishansaha24
      @ishansaha24 8 лет назад +1

      Madhav Krishna sorry for the misjudge

  • @mildez
    @mildez 8 лет назад +16

    Being Salman Fan .. This was damn good and hilarious... Keep them coming

    • @bhaveshchadha9900
      @bhaveshchadha9900 3 года назад +3

      You still his fan after radhe?😂

    • @Everythingaroundtheworld360
      @Everythingaroundtheworld360 2 года назад

      @@bhaveshchadha9900 2/3 movies doesn't define him genius!! Bad movies are part of every single actor! And that too it was not even flop! And he gained bcz of many great movies not by some bad ones

    • @bhaveshchadha9900
      @bhaveshchadha9900 2 года назад

      @@Everythingaroundtheworld360 hahaha i agree, i don't even remember making this comment 😂 i must be thinking i am so funny when i wrote this

    • @agnimitraedits
      @agnimitraedits Год назад

      @@bhaveshchadha9900 and that's an honest man that we found ladies and gentlemen

  • @abdulhusaindohadwala898
    @abdulhusaindohadwala898 6 лет назад +13

    Phir BHAKT aa gaye, bole,"Go to Pakistan!"
    Salman,"Bro, wahi tou plan hai" 😂😂

  • @nayanpandya2191
    @nayanpandya2191 8 лет назад +60

    salman and salman's fan like;
    I killed someone by aacident sorry I was drunk but I'm social person and I also give lots of charity. So leave me.

  • @Vedant.Shimpi
    @Vedant.Shimpi 8 лет назад +104

    OH FUCK! THAT WAS AMAZING
    XDDDD

  • @adyajha9319
    @adyajha9319 8 лет назад +61

    The best part was: "Urdu ni hai ye..." :D

  • @ArvindGupta-lx4pf
    @ArvindGupta-lx4pf 5 лет назад +3

    4:28 The devastated face of the guy who has modeled his entire life on bhai....loz..Azeem is fantastic as usual..one of the sharpest comedians in India at the moment....

  • @dr.s.choudhury8089
    @dr.s.choudhury8089 7 лет назад +25

    756 ppl who disliked it probably didn't get the jokes in English. 😂😂
    P.S.- Azeem is too good 👌👌

  • @pulkit1062
    @pulkit1062 8 лет назад +7

    Azeem is like Sergio busquets! He does all the hard work and performs the best but his role is such that he is never highlighted! Most under rated out of all!

    • @thebanat
      @thebanat 8 лет назад +4

      +Pulkit Agarwal This is by far the best review I have received in all my life

    • @pulkit1062
      @pulkit1062 8 лет назад +1

      +Azeem Banatwalla I wanted to say a player from Manchester United since we both are United fans but i honestly coudn't think of one since we have been shit this season!

    • @psych6049
      @psych6049 2 года назад +1

      @@pulkit1062 that Doesn't change even after 5 years lmao

  • @harjassingh8765
    @harjassingh8765 8 лет назад +12

    2:57 SPOTTED Tanmay Bhatt

  • @HunnyCatch
    @HunnyCatch 8 лет назад +2

    I'm a huge Salman fan but I also understand comedy & I loved this comedy gig ... So come on guys stop trolling each other and applaud this act.

  • @roshnishrivastava3439
    @roshnishrivastava3439 8 лет назад

    awesome guys!! all of you rock ... this series is too good!! Thank you :D

  • @RwikKumarDutta
    @RwikKumarDutta 8 лет назад +1

    of all the eic vs Bollywood clips released till date, this was the best... keep it up... and when are u guys coming to Kolkata?

    • @subhan12340
      @subhan12340 8 лет назад

      Wait for two days Atul Khatri is coming BC..😍😍

  • @chandnihorvath
    @chandnihorvath 8 лет назад

    Waiting for one video a day makes me wait for the video all day. lol
    They are too good.

  • @existentialdread1256
    @existentialdread1256 8 лет назад

    this was amazing! just what I needed but does this mean that there won't be outrage videos anymore? I enjoyed those as well!

  • @nikhilpanwar3126
    @nikhilpanwar3126 8 лет назад +2

    I have a bad habit of liking your videos EIC before watching it.. haha you guys are awesome .. LOVE YOU EIC !!

  • @saadiqbal2193
    @saadiqbal2193 8 лет назад

    good flow! i wish u had mentioned when exactly did he think of 'being human'? post or pre driving on the pavement?

  • @gayatriaskale
    @gayatriaskale 8 лет назад +3

    This one was *just so **_nice_**!*

  • @NishitSardessai
    @NishitSardessai 8 лет назад +6

    Human being joke made my day 😂😂😂

  • @akashkshetty7535
    @akashkshetty7535 8 лет назад +62

    Salman Khan fans dont know English 😂😂😂😂😂 epic @banat

  • @poetcorner2905
    @poetcorner2905 4 года назад +2

    The way he ends his show is genius really...quick wits and double meaning..

  • @dhruvtrivedi7689
    @dhruvtrivedi7689 8 лет назад

    awesome video guys.best one in the series.kudos

  • @farhannoor3433
    @farhannoor3433 3 года назад +2

    4:36 , 5:38 wow😍

  • @shubhamshinde3791
    @shubhamshinde3791 8 лет назад +22

    So far the best EIC VS BOLLYWOOD clip / standup

  • @Suruchiee
    @Suruchiee 8 лет назад

    "Ek thaa tiger, do the bucks , char the gadi ke neeche" !!!! :D
    Love this !!!!

  • @Sonakshi111
    @Sonakshi111 8 лет назад +12

    azeem banatwala's stand-up is wayyy better than others in EIC. Only Atul Kahtri comes close to this.

    • @uzairkhanpathan7563
      @uzairkhanpathan7563 2 года назад +1

      5 years ago even u thought the same thing which i thought now

  • @Achhantei
    @Achhantei 4 года назад +2

    HOW this video or anything done by this guy has less than a million views I don't know. Hats off and *respect* for not playing it safe and being sooo astute and insanely funny at the same time! siiiigh...fangirl

  • @srushtykamble2936
    @srushtykamble2936 8 лет назад +1

    Azeem Bro you nailed it !
    the wall has crumbled but the nail is still there !
    Awesome work bro !!

  • @ipsitabiswal1835
    @ipsitabiswal1835 7 лет назад +1

    The best one till date azeem.. Salman's fans are the craziest of the lot.. I really have doubts on their sanity..

  • @nupurlanjekar2676
    @nupurlanjekar2676 6 лет назад

    Danm. Loved it bro. Really .. hats off can watch it over and over. " 2 the black buck. 4 the gaadi ke neeche " epic man😂😂😂😂😂😂 epic... Love you soo much

  • @scarlettwanda2760
    @scarlettwanda2760 4 года назад

    The three B's" Bakri ,Biryani and Bhai"... Hilarious

  • @samarthrane2941
    @samarthrane2941 8 лет назад +2

    M too didn't watched juz going through comments😂😂

  • @anshikamotwani374
    @anshikamotwani374 8 лет назад

    That thumbnail though!! Go basanti!! ;-)
    Azeem dude you are the best!! Some Epic shit there!! I love eic vs bollywood!! You guys are some of the best comedians in India! Hats off

  • @goomnaam_mussafir
    @goomnaam_mussafir 2 года назад +1

    Why can't I get to see the EIC charcha videos

  • @sarahsiddiqui6494
    @sarahsiddiqui6494 8 лет назад

    The best video from the show yet.
    Azeem, real good writing!

  • @kpsinghMusic
    @kpsinghMusic 8 лет назад +2

    one of the best ! one of the best!!

  • @kshtzrai07
    @kshtzrai07 8 лет назад

    Hats off to the Ending.
    "4 they gaadi ke neeche" lol

  • @saideep1008
    @saideep1008 8 лет назад +10

    Camera just keeps going towards cute girls :P

  • @ritikabhatia9498
    @ritikabhatia9498 7 лет назад +9

    Hey ! Im a salman fan and can speak English very well !😉 However, good job !

  • @parthmehta629
    @parthmehta629 8 лет назад +1

    It's 3.20am est. But I always wait for ur uploads before sleeping. You guys are amazing. Waiting for ghantas

  • @saijn7991
    @saijn7991 8 лет назад

    didn't watch it but I know it's gonna be awesome😂😂

  • @anujminhas1098
    @anujminhas1098 6 лет назад +1

    this is ultimate...i just want to know that if salman is happy with EIC.

  • @sreesthadineshparambath8657
    @sreesthadineshparambath8657 8 лет назад +2

    azeem, u hav become soooo awsme.... great work dude...

  • @HennaF
    @HennaF 8 лет назад +6

    azeem is seriously the best

  • @rohinimishra9437
    @rohinimishra9437 7 лет назад +1

    haven't watched a single salman Khan movie after the incident took place . seriously he is a grt artist but we need to give Justice to the poor..
    n Azeem u r awesome

  • @flukypunditry8909
    @flukypunditry8909 8 лет назад +2

    Bhai ab Olympic ke Goodwill Ambassador ban gaye hain, ab poora world 'Being Human' t-shirt pehanega

  • @sukhmanikaur6458
    @sukhmanikaur6458 6 лет назад +1

    Killed it😂😂😂😂 the best one

  • @aleshnihalchandani9223
    @aleshnihalchandani9223 8 лет назад

    It need real balls of steel to write & display such a fab performance & one of d bst standup

  • @ravinigam1426
    @ravinigam1426 7 лет назад +1

    A new level of comedy ...i liked it ..

  • @sec193
    @sec193 8 лет назад

    Hahahaha!! That was brilliant! really wishing you don't get troubled for this one!

  • @saba_kitchen786
    @saba_kitchen786 7 лет назад +1

    i just luv eic yaaa . too good

  • @111GUSTY
    @111GUSTY 8 лет назад +32

    4:35 :D

    • @sheshantsingh3027
      @sheshantsingh3027 8 лет назад +1

      +Kaushal Mehta thanks alot

    • @truetool
      @truetool 8 лет назад +4

      +Kaushal Mehta The cameraman actually seemed more interested in her than the comedian. Not that I'm complaining!

    • @sachitwagle4485
      @sachitwagle4485 8 лет назад

      यू द मॉन

  • @VivekSingh-lh1cc
    @VivekSingh-lh1cc 7 лет назад

    i can so much relate to him

  • @shubhamchoudhary980
    @shubhamchoudhary980 3 года назад +12

    The horror strikes when you realize that he had to watch the whole movie quite attentively just to make these jokes up.........took one for the team !!

    • @thecritiquer9407
      @thecritiquer9407 2 года назад +2

      😒hey come the movie was good, also I know he's intelligent he didn't took that much time for his jokes

  • @aabhaanekar9990
    @aabhaanekar9990 8 лет назад

    Very entertaining! Awesome show!

  • @VishnuSarangaprkar
    @VishnuSarangaprkar 8 лет назад

    U guys are killing it !! Awesome.

  • @manasiphanse3032
    @manasiphanse3032 7 лет назад +1

    It was hilarious...Azeem Banatwalla is damn good !

  • @IndianTelephone
    @IndianTelephone 8 лет назад +14

    You guys are getting too good at original standups!

  • @undercoverelixir9975
    @undercoverelixir9975 8 лет назад

    ek tha tiger, do the black bucks, chaar the gaadi ke niche, LMAO, totally nailed it !!!!!!! incredible :D

  • @toshitvaidya9901
    @toshitvaidya9901 7 лет назад +1

    people taking comedians seriously is damn funny

  • @tanisha3946
    @tanisha3946 8 лет назад +2

    Genius azim just GENIUS

  • @abhignyamangalapalli6930
    @abhignyamangalapalli6930 5 лет назад

    Please make a video on URI. I want to know your reviews on it

  • @rajeshhanswal509
    @rajeshhanswal509 8 лет назад

    awesome 👏👏👏
    very smartly written to bring the laugh out of every gist with awesome way of presenting it😂😂 👌✌
    gadar

  • @sudhanshudhokale
    @sudhanshudhokale 8 лет назад

    that was the best one of the show

  • @srushtikamble7997
    @srushtikamble7997 8 лет назад +1

    being a hardcore salman fan..yet i found this stuff owesum...kudos yr!!😂😂👍👍

  • @SeizeTheDayMukhtar
    @SeizeTheDayMukhtar 7 лет назад +2

    Too good

  • @umangmehta2774
    @umangmehta2774 8 лет назад

    Amazing yet again,. I think everyone's gonna comment this for a few more days,. We're out of praises

  • @spiritunchecked2281
    @spiritunchecked2281 3 года назад

    Brilliant stuff. Havent seen anything like this since kunal kamra.

  • @haneena5923
    @haneena5923 5 лет назад

    U totally nailed it

  • @prakashkr2214
    @prakashkr2214 6 лет назад

    I liked it very much.. once I commented to be included of has achievement in RUclips channel and giving facts about has crime.. a girl even used slang words and commented back to me.. slang words because she didn't have anything to say to me.. and went on and said.. how I am useful to this society

  • @navdhillon7912
    @navdhillon7912 8 лет назад

    Best EIC vs Bollywood segment so far!

  • @testbot1227
    @testbot1227 7 лет назад +1

    witty and damn funny just awesome.......

  • @shivammodi7664
    @shivammodi7664 8 лет назад

    best one ..

  • @mdsqureshi4130
    @mdsqureshi4130 5 лет назад

    Azeem i think u also bro's fan accept it yaaaar!!!!!
    And u r too good bro

  • @Supriya100kar
    @Supriya100kar 7 лет назад +1

    you are just awesome!

  • @avantgardewoo
    @avantgardewoo 6 лет назад

    Absolutely rocking

  • @crazy9015
    @crazy9015 8 лет назад

    this was absolutely amazing. hahaha

  • @krishthakkar7735
    @krishthakkar7735 8 лет назад +1

    dis a was a nice one but the camera man was tarkhi focusing on cute girls
    even in the other videos too

  • @srabontibandyopadhyay5052
    @srabontibandyopadhyay5052 8 лет назад

    best one yet!

  • @reubensher8144
    @reubensher8144 2 года назад +2

    This guy is a national treasure...

  • @aryaman2631
    @aryaman2631 8 лет назад

    The 3 B's
    Awesome content yaar....

  • @mohsinsheikh66
    @mohsinsheikh66 8 лет назад

    best of this series yet

  • @sritamadatta3293
    @sritamadatta3293 5 лет назад

    Awesomeeee..Just loved it

  • @somyasirothia5079
    @somyasirothia5079 8 лет назад +3

    most kick ass stand up i have seen this year..keep it up :D

  • @saketsingh7151
    @saketsingh7151 6 лет назад

    Nailed it . awesome

  • @DipuTheDentist
    @DipuTheDentist 5 лет назад +1

    "Salman khan Fans don't say that, they can't speak English"😂😂 killing it