Cows and Momos of India - Stand-up Comedy by Varun Grover
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Chhota sa video hai - agli baar pakka 10 minute se zyada ka release karoonga.
A video by varun grover
Video credits:
Edited by: Ramit Verma (aka Official PeeingHuman on youtube)
Shot by: Dishang Popat, Nishant Thawrani, Saumya James, and Vivian Castellino
Sound: Sreejith Menon
Venue: The Habitat, Khar, Mumbai
Special Thanks: Kunal Kamra
#standupcomedy #comedy #varungrover
I'm From J&K... 😂 I have seen momos ke putley live 😂
Internet hai vaha???😂
@@prathmeshbankar2005 Na rey... Router ke antenna teri maa ki choot main daalke kia tha comment maine, sirf waise hi aata hai signal... Aur dekh abhi maine ek aur comment kia... Toh samajh ja... 😂
Abi b log momos khata ha kya j&k me
Nahi maine comment youtube waalo ko sms kia tha...@@prathmeshbankar2005
@@amitkamboj4783😂 "Navi Basti" ek jagej hai jammu main... Momos ka Shopping mall lgti hai wo jagh😂
These are matter of concern not joke . India should develop intellectual thinking .
That's why grover has put it forward
Yeah we are thinking to adopt Shariyat
@@darshannagarz987 😂😂😂😂
@@darshannagarz987 Manusmriti kaam nai aayi kya vro🤭
@@yahyamasroor3851 ha bro jo Ambedkar ne Max Muller se padhi thi vo kam me nahi aai ....
His perspective is outta leagues 😂 so politically intellectual
Yes.And highly humorous.
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IIT
गाय का confidence काफी बढ़ गया है..
So hilarious dude 😂
Vote bank jo bn gya hai
I want to thank the civilization of India. At least we're drinking bathroom not animal blood.
@@user-tk1of1bw2b who drinks animal blood 😂
@@user-tk1of1bw2b rehen do tumlog tumhari koi hesiyat nhi jis taraf se dhoop niklega wohi pe gaand shokhate ho
@nisha singh listen dude usne koe bhaut acchi baat nhi boli according to ancient scriptures or texts it can be clearly stated that cow urine comes under panchgavya (urine,milk,ghee,curd and dung) and Cow urine is a divine medicine and is used for treatment of diabetes, blood pressure, asthma, psoriasis, eczema, heart attack, blockage in arteries, fits, cancer, AIDS, piles, prostrate, arthritis, migraine, thyroid, ulcer, acidity, constipation, gynaecological problems, It also increase the nitrogen content of the soil, for better rearing of honey bees, hasten the pubertal age of the heifers exposed to bull’s urine and as pesticide and larvicide for the fodder crops
" Koi aisa ho jo bole sala humko lota bhi nhi chahiye " 😂😂😂 ever green jokes
"Momos ke Putley " after listening this I just can't stop laughing😂😂😂
Accha isme bhi hasna tha 😂
@@Khantamjeed on world putley 😂
@@being1better801 or world ki word 😅
@@Khantamjeed 😂😂sahi pakde
I want to thank the civilization of India. At least we're drinking bathroom not animal blood.
Gaai ka confidence badh Gaya 😂😂😂. One thing I d say, he s got courage. Way to go buddy
listen dude usne koe bhaut acchi baat nhi boli according to ancient scriptures or texts it can be clearly stated that cow urine comes under panchgavya (urine,milk,ghee,curd and dung) and Cow urine is a divine medicine and is used for treatment of diabetes, blood pressure, asthma, psoriasis, eczema, heart attack, blockage in arteries, fits, cancer, AIDS, piles, prostrate, arthritis, migraine, thyroid, ulcer, acidity, constipation, gynaecological problems, It also increase the nitrogen content of the soil, for better rearing of honey bees, hasten the pubertal age of the heifers exposed to bull’s urine and as pesticide and larvicide for the fodder crops
@@bhaveshjoshi8403 thanks for the info.. standup comedy hai yaar, comedy ki tarah dekho. Baat baat pe zanda kyu utha lete ho. Yaha sabhi hindu hai... Koi aapko offend nahi kar raha sir.. relax
@@Rohitgavai46 no its not the thing to get offended but everyone should be aware of this the people who are laughing also don't know about it yeah i accept its joke and sorry brother but i didn't saw anything like hindu nd muslim its a matter of knowledge
@@bhaveshjoshi8403 What a joke? Can you tell me which ancient scriptures talked about AIDS or cancer? Fenkna hai toh kuch bhi fenkoge. Baawla, kuch logic leke aa.
@@bhaveshjoshi8403 Kya bakwaas yaar. Please explain me the connection Between urina and gastrointestinal problems
Watching it fifth time, still can't stop laughing... 😂😂😂
Ha bhai 😂 terko to jyada maje aa rahe honge ..sale😂😂
Momos k putle.. 🤣🤣🤣
Ramdev once worked for astha TV and now ownes it
This is called success
This is called Bakloli😂😂
@@frustratedaspirant this called spread a lie that much that people will beileve and become truth
@@frustratedaspirant this is called chutiya katna
@@bullymaguire431 can you prove this?
Ramdev , best sitdown comedian
Sometimes lie down comedian 😂
They have a very evolved perspective 😂😂
Am I the only one who is craving for Momos after watching this?? 😂😂
Yes u r......
Nope we are concerned for Indians.
Beef momos 😂
Yuk🤮🤮 Maida
Sabse tatti chij hai ye maide ka momo 🤢🤮
Momos after this-
"Gajjab bejatti hai."
His delivery and expressions are amazing 🤣 especially when he says. NASA Mars jaana hein mujhe. Log muth peerahe hein mera
Muth nhi moot🌚
5:56 baba ji muut ke neshe ker rehe hai 😂😂
This man is next level high😂😂💔
I want to thank the civilization of India. At least we're drinking bathroom not animal blood.
@@user-tk1of1bw2b pandat he toh naa khaate baaki braadri B toh kha rhi hai apni
ayy
@@user-tk1of1bw2b the worst part you know ???Is That You People are blinding following what your ancestors thought you without even researching anything brother
And talking about nonveg Only few hindus don't eat Nonveg Rest the entire world is eating toh Aapke according poori duniya hi galat hy kiya?? Do research India ke kch logon ke Allawa koi aesi country ni jahan nonveg na khaya jata ho ..
@@ayeshaahmad841 well said 🔥😅
my 10 y/o brother,right after ramdev finished talking "ye kya logic hai?"
This guy is che guvera of stand up comedy
Bro as a librandu it's too much
Varun Grover is brilliant! Hilarious!
Actually we indians suffer from great historic inferiority complex and insecurity feelings that's why we get easily emotionally fooled by the politicians who are great emotional blackmailers that's why we don't want to accept the fact or truth
Thanks someone says this
Humko lota bhi nahi chahiye 😂🤣😂so hilarious 😂🤣😂😂
Koi to bole sala hamko lota bhi nahi chahiye 🤣🤣🤣
Funny 😂 but a serious matter of concern for all of us
5:00 hilarious 🤣😆😂
"Koi subhe subhe mera bhi Moot peene lag jaye" 🤣🤣that was epic 🙌🏻 very true haa
Message at the end is so conclusive !!😂😂
bro ur a brave person...varun grover ur tooooo gudd...please make sm videos on Pakistan also...love n respect from Pakistan
Take this respect from me by seeing this video
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Thanks
The cow in that airport be like : 💪💪💪💪🐄🔥
Sabse accha dialogue hmko lota b nhi chahiye , Mai aise hi piyuga 😀😀😀😀😀
Much love from Nepal to Varun Grover
3:37 oo bhai 😂😂
Have you ever seen urine clear as water 😂
That is the urine of Kent RO 😜
I literally fell off my chair laughing🤣
So courageous 😂😂
Basically they made tandoor momo !!
Varun Grover has a huge crush on Modi for sure 🤣🤣🤣😅😅
😂😂😂
This guy is the funniest Indian stand by far!!!
Uncle Roger watching this video: HAIYAAAAA!
Sir aap 100 saal jiyo..aapki desh ko jarurat he..I am from Ahmedabad
Really Appreciating 🤣🤣🔥
1:01 momos ke putle was really illogical but momos bhi bol ne laga.....log jab khud bolte hai tab logic nhi dhundte 🛐🌚
2:19 this is why momos should never be banned😂
Yeh ki man baat 😂😂 love it man # you kill it awesome 😎 performance hatts off 🫡 5:23
Gaay concept bada pyara laga. Vo confident ho gayee hai vo vrunway sansad nasa me bhi jayegi.
He is awesome😂😂
Okay everything was fine till he said “mera b moot piye koi” now my cousins are staring at me😂
He is a gem!❤️
I'm watching u first time.. And Non stop laughing 😁😁😁😁😁 Baapre😀😀😀😅😅
Go to his channel ... Hilarious Performance Waiting
Can u send plz his channel link
Ok thank a lot dude..
I love him man.... 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Varun Bhai aap ne bhakton ki aise hi lete rahen
BJP- Gajab Bezatti ki hai!!!
Need more stand up
Didn't those people who hit Munawar and filed a case not watch this?? :P :D ;)
Why munawar went to jail
@@anjalirai2949 made joke on Hindu thing :P
I think munnawar f is a struggling stand-up comic whereas Varun G is well settled in bollywood... But mainly he is muslim...
@@sand4716 and moreover he never says something so offensive that it's worth going to jail at least
@@anjalirai2949 That's we think... But bhakts don't think like us.. They don't use brain to get a joke or satire n r still busy in Hindu Muslim.. They even don't understand Sarcasm..
Whatching this while eating momos
Ajeeb C h baba ji to 😂😂😂
Moms k putle 😂😂op 🔥🔥 varun ever rock n said hate list m 5th pr m and Kunal is first....I don't have any problem my number after Kunal 😂😂opp
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The only "intellectual" of India😅
Varun Grover
Aur sab bas yuhi ji rahe hain
Seriously...... Momos 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm watching this video when I'm eating momos😂😂
Varun sir..i would like to tell you..you Karan kamra sir Sanjay sir and many more comedians set the a high standard of comedy..by showing the reality to to ppl..with fantastic humur..love ur truth in form of Jock.... 😎😎😎 ROCKING
Thanks to the UP Govt for creating best place for COW to live in this world.
Go to gaushalas n c their deplorable condition. Only a few r managed but many r left to die
India is second largest exporter of beef. Stupid!
The best part is beef momos are dangerous for Humanity😂😂
Here after watching Masaan yesterday. This man is a genius.
Umm I'm from jammu and I didn't even know when did this happen..lmao
Pta nhi kitni bar dekh chuka hu ise
Varun grover is real gem !
Ek baar to toda sugandhi si aati he😅🤣
Is this video deleted from his channel now🤔
No I have seen today
Yes
I too think so bcz i cant found this video on the channel
Not yet
See the description......special thanks section 😁
Ramdev ne pta nhi kitne logoko gomutra piladia ....😂
Chalo. Kam se kam gaay ke toh acche din aageye...
Lol
True 💯
Just eat Momos without using ajinomoto.
Love from kashmir 😂
sahi toh kaha, plane cow k raste mein aaya
🤣🤣🤣🤣runway me cow walk ke liye ayi thi kya?🤣🤣
Aur tumane sach bhi mann liya???
I can feel the guy's frustration.
Great sense of humor 😂🎉
Deep observar, I am fan of him
why would you sit in the Prime minister's chair in Parliament it must be Rajnath
Amazing comedy 😁
Amazing Varun Grover 👌
गाय का confidence bahut jyada badh gya hai 😂🤣
Iss se hum nahi takra sakte 💫😂😂😂
U R A GENIUS. ..
Baba ramdev is epic. Swatik banana aata nai hai and gomutr ka ‘sugandh’ 😂😂😂
गाय ने रजिस्टर बनाया हैं😅😅😅😅😅
❤❤❤❤
I'm from Bangladesh
More than excellent 😂😂😂
I use to love his wit , sense of humour and classy sattire.... in thsi one he went from class to crass....
Super comedy 😂😂😂😂
Super comedy
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5:12 😂😂😂😂
Gaye ka fav past time 😂😂😂 rofl
Hilarious😂😂😂
Moral 🔥😂
“ e raha mera pehela mut “…Hilarious
Watching this with eating momos
Andho ka desh hamara bharat , kuch good andhey speakers for self interest bholi bhali janta ko b andhkar ki raah pe le ja rhey hain, dukhi hota hun dekh dekh k. Good education is the only way out.
The best comedian ..love his satires and pretty different from other comedians who's sarcasm and wits often revolve around sex..but the ending with ram dev was disgusting and awfully 😵 nauseous
Awesome
What about beef export, India is in second position
Abdul is the reason
Fantastic.. Hash Hash Ke Dimag Kaharab Ho Geya😀..Koyi Bole Hame Lota V Nehi Chaiye..😀
Saala humko lota bhi Nahi chahiye 🤣🤣🤣🤣