नोटबंदी पर Varun Grover की stand-up comedy | Varun Grover Lallantop | Varun Grover | Saurabh Dwivedi
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- November 8, 2016, was a historical date for India because of the sudden announcement of demonetization by Prime Minister Narendra Modi. In the process of demonetization, Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes were discontinued immediately. Economic experts of the country and abroad also wrote in favor of and opposition to this decision. Here's what the stand-up comedian Varun Grover has to say about the people's struggle and after-effects of the decision in a comic sense.
Watch the video of Varun Grover's stand-up comedy on demonetization during 'The Lallantop Show'.
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Bhakton........suji hai ? 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂
ayush jain Don't you think he's distorting the facts? For example, He is saying that the Narendra Modi app gave options like "Great. Amazing. Excellent" Which isn't true. There were 5 option, Including the negative ones.
ayush jain lol bro well said.
ayush jain bhakt kabse logic samajhne lage
suji to teri hogi,sarkar h na bhakton ki
Shrey Shekhar मेरे कुछ सवाल (bjp) और मोदी सरकार से ।
माननीय PM नरेंदर मोदी जी ●
2 साल से ज्यादा आपकी सरकार को बने हुए हो गए ।
आप गुजरात के विकास मॉडल की बात करते हुए , मीडिया को मैनेज करके भारत देश के PM बन गए ,
आप जिन मुद्दों की बात करते हुए देश के pm बने ।
आपको वो याद है ।
चलो में बता देता हूँ ।
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1. आप कहते थे काला धन वापस आएगा , अगर मुझे pm बना तो 100 दिनों में काला धन वापस ला दूंगा , नहीं लाया तो मुझे फाँसी दे देना । क्या हुआ ??? भूल गए ???
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2. आपने कहा था सब लोगों के अकाउंट में 15 लाख आएंगे आ गए ??? क्या ??
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3. आपने कहा था, हमारी सरकार आएगी तो कश्मीर में धारा 370 हटा देंगे क्या हुआ ??? हट गयी ??
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4. आपने कहा था , हमे पूर्ण बहुमत दो हम अयोध्या में राम मंदिर का निर्माण एक साल में करा देंगे । क्या हुआ वहां 1 ईंट भी लगी क्या।
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5. आपने कहा था , हम FDI को नहीं आने देंगे , ये देश हितों के खिलाफ है । क्या आपने FDI को रोक दिया ।
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6. आपने कहा था , कांग्रेस ने भ्रष्टाचार किया है देश को लूटा है , रोबर्ट वाड्रा को जेल भेजेंगे , सोनिया गांधी को जेल भेजेंगे ।
भेज दिया ??
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7. आपने कहा था मुझे DELHI भेजो , में देश का चौकीदार बन कर रहूंगा । विजय माल्या 9000 CR लेकर भाग गया ।
आपके सामने आपने क्या किया ???
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8. आप ने कहा था मुझे PM बनाओ में गाय की रक्षा करूंगा ।
बीफ का निर्यात बंद होगा , बंद करा दिया क्या ।
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9. आपने कहा था भाइयों बहनो , बहुत हुयी महंगाई की मार अबकी बार मोदी सरकार ,
क्या सस्ता किया आपने , बताओ , 2 साल पहले जो दाल 70 थी आज 200 है , जो नेट पैक 98 का आता था , आज 250 का है , सर्विस टैक्स 12 %था , आज 16% हो गया , रेल टिकट जो 500 की थी , आज 750 की है , हर चीज़ महंगी हुयी है ।
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10. आप कहते थे , मुझे PM बनाओ में रुपए को मजवुत करूँगा , 2 साल पहले डॉलर 57 था आज 68 है ।
क्या हुआ आपका विकास मॉडल क्या था ???
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11. आप कहते थे , बहुत हुयी डीजल पेट्रॉल की मार अबकी बार , मोदी सरकार । तो सर जब कांग्रेस के टाइम में , कच्चे तेल की कीमत 130 डॉलर पर बैरल थी , तब वो 72 RS पर लीटर दे रहे थे । MKT रेट पर सर आप PM बने रेट इंटरनेशनल MKT के कम हो गए 130 से 35 डॉलर पर बैरल आ गया , तो क्या पेट्रोल 30 RS लीटर नहीं होना चाहिये था , आपने 65 बेचा ।
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12. आपने कहा था की मुझे PM बना दो , किसानों
का सारा लोन माफ़ कर दूंगा । सर क्या हुआ भूल गए ??
लोन माफ़ हो गया क्या । हां लेकिन किसानों का तो नहीं आपने आपके गरीब दोस्त उधोगपतियों के जरुर हजारो करोड के लोन माफ कर दिए
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13. सर आप कहते थे पाकिस्तान हमारा एक सैनिक मारेगा हम 10 सर लाएंगे । पाकिस्तान ने घर में घुस कर पठानकोट एयर बेस पर हमला किया । आपने क्या किया ??
जांच के लिए उन्ही को बुला लिया । हद कर दी आपने ।
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14. आपने कहा था की बुलेट ट्रेन आएगी क्या हुआ ??
आपने कहा था ?? स्मार्ट सिटी बनेगी , चलो में मानता हूँ ये काम 2 साल में नहीं हो सकते इनमें वक़्त लगता है । इसके लिए आपको टाइम मिलना चहिये । दिया वक़्त ।
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15. आपकी DELHI बीजेपी कहती थी , कि DELHI को पूर्ण राज्य का दर्जा देंगे , क्या हुआ काम कहाँ तक पंहुचा ।
DELHI को पूर्ण राज्य का दर्जा दिया क्या ।
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सर आपका विकास मॉडल , गुजरात मॉडल क्या था ।
देश जानना चाहता है , ?? आपने ये कभी नहीं कहा था , की में PM बनकर दुनिया की सैर करूंगा , और खुद तय करूँगा , कि दुनियां गोल है , सर आपने 2 साल 2 महीने बर्वाद कर दिए , आप ने PM बनने के बाद 10 राज्यों में चुनाव लड़ा 8 में हार गए हैं , इससे पता चलता है । कि आप की credibility अब खत्म हो रही है । अभी 2 साल बचे है जिसमे कुछ कर लो , अभी आप पंजाब , गोआ , गुजरात , और up के चुनाव की तैयारी भी करेंगे , मान लो आप इन 4 राज्यों में हार गए ।
तो 2019 में pm बने रहना मुश्किल हो जाएगा ।
आप तो गुजरात चले जाएंगे । आपके फेस बुक भक्तों का क्या होगा । हमारे लिए ना सही अपने भक्तो के लिए । देश हित में कोई 1 काम अच्छा कर दो । ताकि आपको डिफेंड कर सके ।
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Bande me guts hai🚩🙏
@Bharat Sharma kya bolra hai chuzee
@@beingenterprising4568 haa bhai sahi bola... Bjp ayi hai or gunda raaj ho gya hai bharat mai...
Guts ki baat nhi hai. Banda wahi hai, joke bhi waise hi hai. Bs sarkaar badal gyi.
Ise kehte hain bhiga bhiga ke maarna.
After 3 year in 2019... every word of this came true... DEMONITISATION was blunder to INDIA.... Initially I was also in support of that but I was wrong....
Good that at least some people understand and admit
How you just came to know?
@@sumitgoel4361 wt was the purpose f demonetisation ?
And was the purpose served ?
If u don't remember the purpose of demo plz check Modi's demo speech.
There is a phrase: Deer Aaye par Durust Aaye
And this year no new 2000 rupees note was printed
My friend, I would request to peek into the core of this. Its about the initiative to demolish the terror funds. BSF used to recovered so much cash on the boderline, its now suddenly come down. The intention was right but execution did not happen perfectly.
Yaaro, maksad acha tha, par poora ho na saka sayad.
#Media
भारत मे 100 रूपये किलो प्याज है media को इसकी चिंता नही हैं
पाकिस्तान मे 100रूपये किलो तमाटर हैं इसकी चिंता media को हैं !!
Media madarchod hai is desh ki
Godi media hai isliye
Modi ki godi mai hai media.
Yes
@madhur sharam karlo
रवीश कुमार की तरह लगते हो सर आवाज से..
waisa hi bebak bhi
Ha right mai bi chata tha ke yahi comment karu kabse
Bhut had take...bolne ka tariqa ek jaisa hai
Muje bhi lga k yeh ravish Kumar ji ki awaj nikal rha hai
Awaz waisi hi hai
Varun Grover & Kunal Kamra , Both are Outstanding 💐 wonderful work
Kabootar ki barfi
वरुण गोयल साहित्य आज तक का जोकर
Dhruv rathee, Aakash banergee and parush sharma are also there
dono ch.... hain
Only Varun Grover
10:05 Pakoda
This guy has seen the future!! 😂
Kuch toh tha us aadmi m vo waqt ka agla pichla janta tha😂😂😂
Amaresh Nayak samajh nahi aya. Point kya tha usme please explain
9:00 konse color ka kaccha...
And then interview with Kumar about aam kaise khate...
Hattrick ka bhi puchh ke batana , aur 300 seat me aur kitna plus hoga ?
मैं तो 5 घंटे लाइन मे लगा जब मेरा नंबर आया तो पता चला BC मै ATM कार्ड घर भूल आया 😟😟😂😂😂
Bhai tbhi tum isko dekh rhe..yeh v maha chutiya h
@@INDIAINDIAINDIA2634 सब चूतिये हैं तुम्हीं न्यूटन हो
@@ramsharma3772 bhai Newton toh nhi h...or chutiye toh pakka nhi hain😂😂
😂😂😂
@@INDIAINDIAINDIA2634 tu chutiya nhi he chutiya bhakt he
I don't know why, i don't feel like laughing, he's telling the truth.
You make me emotional sir....
Same
That is what comedy was meant to be. To make people laugh while telling the bitter truth so people laugh and not kill you.
Dark humor. You just gotta get along with it
Varun is very genuine and highly talented stand up comedian we have right now.
manish kachhawa
Agreed with you
Really very nice comedian
And also a great poet and writer
Go for Kunal kamra
@@Amitt97 tftgggcyhcgguiuih
But he is not doing stand up anymore… He is busy with his Bollywood life…
who knew that pakoda thing will become true
Naveen kumar shah haha😂😂
Naveen kumar shah.... Bhai Varun Grover toh Astrologist Hai..... Kya maalum Tha 1.5 Saal baad Pakoda Rozgaar yojna Lagu ho Jaaegi
Bhai ko 2016 mein hi pta chl gya tha pakoda mystry ka
That’s exactly what hit me when rewatching it! 😂
Jai ho Lallantop channel. I like it. Keep it up sirji.
He is such a great satirest, brings facts and genuine issues on surface. Hatts off.
He did not crack jokes on Indians but spoke truth about us.
After 2 year of demonitization every word of varun appears true.
Very much right bhai
Bhai pure 3 saal ho gye,
Three years
Jo bhi sach bola .
Phir hum hi Bolte wo kahagaya
Comedians are speaking truth and people laugh meanwhile anchors are joking this is new india🤣🤣😂
Wow!
Thought always comes in my mind while listening kunal kamra and varun, 👌 but u write-down it in Better way
जो सच बोलेगा उसे ,मोदी भक्त देशद्रोही घोषित कर देंगे ।
Bhakto ke baap ka raz he kya we are independent such bolna adhikar he apna bhai
Pakistan ghumne ka sauk hai to bolo bhakt log bina visa bina passport ke bhej denge
Kon sa wala sch ki baat kr rhe 🤔
Yes
@@winicool16 jo bade pappu nahi jante.Jhoot bolker hi desh chalate hain.
Ye miss kse ho gaya mujhse... Awesome varun bhai.. 😂😂😂😂😂
When I've watched this video in 2016 I got offended by the content presented. But now I think each and everything is making sense.
Because u r now unemployed brother.
@@maxiden8439 #Agniveer 😂😂😂
Awesome, varun ji, God doesn't give everyone the courage to speak the truth. It's God bestowed virtue. Bravo. Go ahead. 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
I m watching this video on 8th nov 2019 3rd anniversary of demonetization.
Thanks Varun....Few are left to have courage as of now..
feku bola tha kala dhan khtam krega or digitilization ko prmote krega lekin kya hua fir se 99% cash market me aa gya 2000 note ke sath
desh 5 sal pichhe chla gay or feku g e kha ka doglapanti kiya aapne 99% cash wapas lakar jiska money black tha sabko white kar diya or jab sare cash wapas aa gye to digitilization ka kya hoga dogala feku g
or voting k liye aadhar card jaruri kyun nhi kar rahe jab ki ab aam aadmi ko bathroom v karna h to aadhar card se to voting q nhi doglapanti h ye feku g
A COMPARISON OF GDP AND POLITICAL MOVEMENTS IN INDIA
( with music of Unheilig )
ruclips.net/video/UcXNBBSEMF8/видео.html
also where china picked up
Kafi dukhi lag rahe ho ... agree ki kaala dhan white ho gaya lekin usme bank walon ne bahut chapat lagai hai sarkaar ko .. saala india ki yahi problem hai .. everyone wants quick money. Modi ka intent achha tha lekin implementation could have been better. Bus yahi soch ke tasalli kar lo, BP mat badhao apna :)
आज भी बेहतरीन लगती है ये कॉमेडी
Bhai, you are a genius. Loved your calmness and confidence that only a clear conscience can bring. Hope more people get to here your stuff. I myself will try to share on my part.
Sir Varun, excellent, there are very deep meanings in your comedy.
THANKS a lot.
02:34 Kabootar ki barfi...the epic line😂😂😂
Anyone in 2K21
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haan bhai haan yhi hain hum sab mar thodi jayenge bey😂😂😂😂
June 2021
Video upload huyi 2016 mein to bhai ne pakode wala mudda keise pakad liya lagta hai futurr se aaya tha 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👆👆👆👆👆
Pakode khana mirchi chatni kion dhoond raha hai
Akdam 😂😂😂 yr sayad future say Gaya tha 😁😁
Yes
I was wondering the same...
Demonetisation happened in November 2016, video was published in December 2016.
Too Good!Its like becoming FAN at the FIRST sight
This was the first video I watched after delivery in the hospital. Made me laugh so hard I almost split my stitches.
Hope ur baby isnt effected by bakts
Should watch this video just before delivery. 😜
नोट बंदी से तो गांधी जी इतने नाराज थे कि जो पहले नोटो की Right में बैठते थे वो अब Left में बैठते हैं।
hahahaha
Ha ha ha ha
Gandhi ji leftist ho gye😂😂😂
Good one
Abhi to left mein Bethe hein next time note se left ho jayenge 😂😂
Why am i finding this video only NOW.............
its awesummmmm😊😊😄😄😄😄
आपकी कमेडी मे सवाल ज्यादा हैं अच्छा लगा । कास मिडिया भी यही जोक करती पर मिडिया तो दंगा करा कर टी आर पी बटोरती है । थैंक ब्रो
Educate people more about the govt..
Specially about the current conditions..
You are awesome👏✊👍
Ohh my my 😂😂can't stop laughing 😍🤘🤘🤘you're damn awsm nd intelligent
Not much funny you can't stop your laugh
Ye pankaj kesa naam he ?
Apne anubhav singh bassi k vedio deke h agr nhi deke to dek lo vo h asli comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a relief listening to you. Thanks.
jitna suna usme aanand aa gaya.... 100% awsm varun
Old but still worth watching, great. I always enjoy your jokes, great job.
His voice is similar to ravish Kumar
mohammed abdul moheet ,I was about to say this.
Nice bro
@@listen759 hm
@@gursewakdhillon4174 what nice here
@@StockGyan sab Nice ha
Aap be nice ha
Who one come after November 2019 साहित्य आजतक
Yes
I
Maarli ajtak walo ki😆
Timeless still applicable
I also
7.6k Bhakt from BJP IT cell
😂😂😂😂😂
And now 10k 😂
VARUN GROVER IS AWESOME.THE WAY HE EXPLAIN IS AMAZING 👍
Varun voice like Ravish Kumar(best reporter)
Yup
ruclips.net/video/9BcYgo0POMM/видео.html
Best reporter ki reporting dekho
Exactly 👍
Best reporter arnab goswami
Varun just nailed it👌Bhaktho Ki Jali hai aaj toh..
Jal k pakoda ho gayi🤣🤣🤣
Excellent! No words to describe the performance
ये शिक्षा का असर है काश देश में सभी शिक्षित होते...देश को आप जैसे व्यक्तियों की जरूरत है......
Is there anyone in 2019
Yes😂😂😂
🖐️
Hell yeah
Yes
Me
that's called daring
rajdeep patel that's called gand marwana......
rajeev shrivastava hmm.. bht acha bola bhai tu.. sahi me.. sarcasm nai.. sach me.. chalne do comments..sb man ki baat kr rhe apan bhi karte he..
rajeev shrivastava teri speciality hai na voh toh
Great person. IIT BHU graduate. Song writer and also a good story writer like the SACRED GAMES. I like his way of hitting hard on current situation of Indian Politics.
Every statement a satire brilliant n true even now.... May your tribe increase n enlighten us Varun🎉👌✌️
Earlier the note was cooking pakodas, now the youth is cooking pakodas 😂😂😂
Deepak Rawal hahaha
bro frying , not cooking
bro frying , not cooking
Mn
in 2019 modi will cook pakodas with tea
@10:00 pakode chan ke deta hai🤣🤣
Ye baat to kam se kam sach nikli🤣🤣
bhai saab visionary hain pakode wala jumla pehle hai bta diya hahahaha
In 2020 it's still too correct sound
awesome. Maza aagya bhai...lotpot krdiya..sach+ funny isse better kya ho sakta hai
It's like ""era of UMBRIDGE"" from HARRY POTTER series .......
New rule every day🤣🤣
Yes
Please write your thoughts
Agree 😂😂
Love that Harry Potter reference
Hahaha. Umbridge.
Excellent Video , Bhakto and Bhakto Ke Papa ki ... Le Li :P
Correct
In Lebanon entire government had to resign due to protests on the news of WhatsApp Call to be paid.... Hamare yahan koi fark nahi padta
Even they had not chose him so don't quote such aas ooo rr like you
I m big fan of your comedy
He speaks like Ravish Kumar.
KRANTEE RAJPUT Hmmm I too thought that way
He is telling the TRUTH 😂
nice one, he is far better than stand up comedians in Mumbai, keep it up 👆 👍👌
This standup is a masterpiece in political satire. There is poetry in each comment making the delivery even more elegant
Truth with sense of humour...ultimate.
truth is normally taken with a pinch of salt but not your truth.....it is enjoyable and at the same time questions one's sensibility. thanks...jeete raho...
8:17 , vijay maliya zameen par padhe Tadhap rhe the 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Fantastic act by Varun Grover. I loved it. God bless
FANTASTIC !!!!
killer performance
Simple and plain dialogue delivery is the best part of Varun Sir. adds humor to another level on focusing daily life experiences from a common man's point of view.. 👍
Varun grover is best standup comedian
Kamra and he are taking the mantle of speaking the unspeakable.
Superb & excellent explanation of current Indian situation..
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
कबूतर की बर्फी
Ek din ambani Mila line Mai..😂😂😂!!
Malya jameen PR tadapta 🤣
App na unsa pass liya ki nhi
very intelligent guy he is
Wtf it is 8 Nov. 2019
What a coincidence
I'm watching it now ...
Anyone else in Nov/2019
Coincidence
Yes I’m also
Bande me dam aaj ase hi logo ki jarurt jo glt ko glt kahe
Chahe rahul ho ya modi
Me v
Me too..I swear
Mind blowing ...message under d comedy.... Varun sir ..u r fab...
0:22 *Pakode chhaan ke deta hai..*
Better astrologer than Nostradamus..
He had known this Pakoda Jumla far earlier in 2016..as Feku actually said it in 2017..😁
Really awesome. You beated all jokes of demonetization. Join #AIB
Intellectual person who deserve in our member of parliament....
Intelligent... intellectual....n den his Art form.....just woah😊..... amazing person
@anjali prerna kujur exactly
Talking like Raveesh Kumar.... 😎 😎 😎 😎
The Best stand up on Demonization. Hilarious n thought provoking👌👌👌
This video seeing in 2023. Now I'm thinking that actually what's app guy is himself😂😂😂
Awsome.... *भारत की main stream media से 1000 times जादा content आपकी comedy मै है।*
Kabottar ki barfi😂😂😂
Mayur Chawhan
MashaAllah. Behtareen
Critics are soul of democracy please continue hats off to your talent
Shaandaar... zabardast...zindabad....varun....
100% lallantop.no word to say for Varun Grover.Exclent
ekdum lallantop 😁👍
Sir sub corrupt Nahi hai.. Corrupt jo hai sub ko corrupt samj tha hai..
Content is e excellent. Enjoyed the comedy. 😂
Wonderful Varun .. Just nailed it😊
Thank you Mr. Grover for your excellent and innovative way of expressing the woes of the Indians during the nightmarish days of demonetisatisation. Something the Indians won't be able to forget for centuries.
That was awesome.. You are a great orator..
🤣🤣🤣I love the way he present this
Bahut Sahi Varun, witty as always, bhakts bhi muskura to diye honge.
Rakeysh Ranjan Tiwari Thanks for proving my point 😂, sahi hi kaha varun ne bhakts ke baare me , dik bhi gya aapki language se. Thanks for making your parents proud by this language and may god bless you 🙏
Akshay Choubey
Pakode wali baat inhone modi se pehle hi keh di. Good intuition.
No PM in History of india have taken such daring step it modi who has taken such step
amit chaudhry ...pehle aap History pata Karo.. phir bolo iss jaisa darame baz aaj tk nahi aaya...
😂😂😂😂👌👌👌 The best one .... 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌 beats all the jokes by Varun.
no pm has taken such step because its a stupid step to take.
amit chaudhry yes bro...this is idiot comedian..kuch bhi bakk rha haiii...chhutya sala
Nayan Patil bhai modi ko support karne ki sirf ek wajah batao and not as a supporter or rival.
with an open mind
Three years have passed and I can tell you Varun you were spot on
Varun i think u will be happy if rahul gandhi get the chair of pm
Pakode chan ke deta hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
stop him...... where are bhakts???..
😂😂😂
They're high on gaumutra 😂
Amazing man... i cnt stop watching it.... it would be great if u can make a video with Mr. Ravish Kumar. Thats would be super hit...
We are a Highly Corrupt, highly selfish, highly egoistic society...what a shame on us