ABHISHEK UPMANYU |Friends, Crime, & The Cosmos | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- Опубликовано: 6 май 2019
- Jokes about Friends, Crime Patrol and The Cosmos. Hope you enjoy it!
Credits:
Shot at: The Habitat Music & Cafe, Khar, Mumbai
Shot By: Myoho Films
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Sound Recording: The Habitat
Sound Mixing: Sohail Gandhi
Written by: Abhishek Upmanyu
Special Thanks: Balraj Ghai, Vipul D Shah 
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His method apart from jokes which is just the surface
1. A lot of hand and body gestures
2. A lot of facial expressions
3. Pauses after speaking so the audience to visualize the scene
4. Topics based on day-to-day life, which everyone can relate to
5. Charming, middle-class personality
Hands down he's the best stand-up comedian currently. Hope he stays this way.
great analysis, so the next time whenever i watch him. "yeh hi comment toh baad me yaad ayega" :D
@@Anchors_aashiSagar1 zakir khan be like to kiya kro ma job chor du
@@infernotv3847 Zakir khan is highly overrated
@@yoto5147 its all about taste i like both
@@yoto5147 yeah truee
I saw him "He has got rich" !
From last video till now !!
He deserves to b rich.
Well said
@@surbhiagrawal9536 yes❤️
yahin to yad aayega bad me
This will never ever get old 💜
"ye moment bann gaya"
Bnn
😂
13:27
14:00
Two legendary lines by him 😂😂
To rahen do phir.....koi dhng ki chiz dhoondh lo😅
22 Kills in Solo March Gareena Free Fire
-Rebellion Gamer
Available on RUclips
.maine 34 kill kar rakhi hai wo bhi elite heroic 4100+ lobby mein😂😂😂.par show off nhi karta isliye video nhi dala yt mein@@sudeepgupta2839
Yeh Chize hi toh bad mejn yaad aati hai
Ise hi to moments kahte hai😆
@@aditiojha1080 sirf moments nhi legendary moments 😂😂
"Toh rehne do phir"😂😂😂 my slogan in every lecture 😂😂
His tone though... Hillarious...😂😂
Baat to sahi hai waise 😂😂😂😂😂
But I love cosmos.
Hn subah utho aur jaise hi attend karne ka time aaye toh socho yaar aaj mood nhi h
My mind:toh rehne do fir
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14:00 that legendry dialogue made many memer's career
Me kya karu fir job chhod doon?🤣🤣
Legend 🙏
His personality is unique and the kind of chill and childish type of commentary is absolutely killing me🤣
The way he saya 'mai kya karu firr job chhod du?' is really awesome yrr...love you bhai ❤️
"Yahi baatein to baaad me yaad aayengi"
I searched this title, I got...❤️👍
Are mht cet wale sir😂
@@ARNAV_CHAURASIA hi
@@aryanmayurkumarsuthar895 hello bhai
Myntra ka logo kyu churaya
13:27 an epic meme
69 likes nice 😏
7:59 itna Kon khush hai aapne Ghar pe 😂🤣waaa Bhai waaaa
8:26 so trueee 🤣😂💀 that's what happens daily at my home too lolol
Oh god!!!!! Finally someone acknowledges the "Phone records nikalo" moment in crime patrol
I hope you get past your dark time too
Parth kumar bruh are you having your dark time?
WATCH MY 1 minute short film - ruclips.net/video/xAho55KSOk8/видео.html you will like it
V LOOK UP FORMULA.
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I can hear only 2 person loud and clear in this video
1. Abhishek Upmanyu
2. That girl's laugh ( hiccups) in the audience 😂
#metoo
Hahaha 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That was fucking irritating 😤
Up to the mark with laughter 😂😂
His art of delivering jokes is mind blowing
Literally you nailed it bro
Man gaye crime petrol was just fabulous... 😂😂😅
Me goes to study.
My brain : you've a lot of syllabus left, so you need to study for the whole day.
My heart : Toh rehn do phir.
🥺same
Same
Same 😁
😂
so relatable
Last time when he uploaded, 1000 notes were valid! 😂
Abey ...kabhi to Sach Wala bol de like last time he uploaded Deepika was not married ..aisa😁🤣
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video 🤣
Comedy ke saath gehri imagination mai le jaata hai yeh bandaa , just fabulous 👌👌👌
""Itna kaun khusi hai Apne ghar pe""
My life explained 😂😂
😭
Lol
Same here😂
Exactly 😂
😂
Don't lie this isn't ur first time here.
@tshrpl congratulations, you are one in a million
This is my 10th time fr.
@tshrpl who knows, it can be 1 million people who watched this 27 times too
that's what she said
@tshrpl I wasn't asking anything. I was kidding dude
That line 'baap se phle kon uth ta h' 😂 ye to sch h 😝
Me watching this again 5 years :
Yahi Baate toh baad me yaad ayengi.
7:58 "itna kaun khush hai apne Ghar pe"
We all feel it right now
@@OP-kz2te thanks bro
@@OP-kz2te you're goat
@@OP-kz2te Kya Fayda
@@themkeyline2359 heh sed lyfe
So many likes!!!
Yikes!!!
I don’t know how many times I have watched this and it still doesn’t feel repetitive and is hilarious everytime
Yahi yaad ayenge baadme😂😂
ARMY
@@aesthetics6506 AMI!😳 Who's ur bias?
Sahi mein yahi zindgi hai,hass lo,pr is video pe 17k dislike wale crime petrol dekhne wale hi lg rhe hain..😂😂😂
Same here🤣
2:00 legend in making
This stand-up comedy video was really funny, with perfectly timed jokes and hilarious charisma. One of the highlights was a parody of a scene from Crime Patrol that managed to keep the serious tone of the original show while adding a funny twist. It was impressive to see the comedian turn everyday situations into side-splitting punchlines. Overall, this video was a comedic masterpiece and I'll definitely be sharing it with my friends!
"Itna kaun khush hai apne ghr mein"
I literally felt that
haa yaar😓😓
😂😂😂 sach mein
Copied comment
Dude I was gonna comment exactly these words. 🤣🤦🏻♂️
1000th like 👍🏻
Petition to change "once in a blue moon" to "when Abhishek uploads"
Haha shi h😂😂
@Maz Peters perfect reply !
Nobody prefer once in blue moon as well....
@Maz Peters Well said bro
I absolutely agree with u
RUclips is becoming a shithole
@Maz Peters You seem like a wise person ^^ Frequency isn't always mandatory to reach audience tho! If one has content with potential, he's ought to outreach desired audience; The supreme example is our beloved, Sakth Launda, Z...)
very underappreciated bit between 12:45 and 12:55 (Abhishek gives there a very rare laugh himself). so smooth plug. such connections between larger stories make your stand up an all out riot
A single stand-up comedy gave us A LOT OF MEMES 😂
13:26 the way he says "toh rehndo fir" is really amazing...😂🤣😂
Observer universe
😂😂😂
He uploaded at morning to make everyone's day faboulus
Love from nepal my bro❤❤❤❤
Great fan of him from nepal
May be watching for the 6th/7th time...still getting the same laughter....you are an absolute gem❤ You bro
Extraordinary what a skill and talent you have. May God bless you more
Even RUclips doesn't recognised him I haven't recieved notification....😁
Me 2😁😂
me too🤣🤣🤣
The whole comment section is about Abhishek's changed look. ❤️
Who is here after his new video tongue issue 😜
😂😂
Yeah i'm
😅
Jitni bar bhi dekhu hasi nai rukti , you r awesome, funny yet innocent, ♥️
"It was mutually decided that I don't deserve her" 🤣🤣🤣
Happened to me too. Except that it happened everytime in my case.
This was indeed the best😂😂
😭
😭
Please please watch this 🙏
ruclips.net/video/8Y1QhB8ZUBU/видео.html
Damn you look so different 😍 miss your previous hairstyle though ❤
He is a different guy
I also liked the previous look
Papon wala look
Mei abhi tk nhi soya
Exactly what I was thinking...he's looking so different
This episode never gets old.
I re watch these videos every time I'm feeling down. Never stops being funny no matter how many times I watch it.
RUclips to Abhishek Upmanyu -
"Successfully password reset completed. You can log in with your new password."
Is i am the only one who didn't recognize him in thumbnail.... he has changed alot..great to see u back
APNE BAAP SE PHLE KAUN SO K UTHTA HAI....so true man...
So true...Mujhe v pehchan main nahi aya
Superb
The cosmos story was super amazing and well explained btw 👍
Doesnt mattef how many comedians come to market but
Abishek,Bassi and Zakir will always remain the OG
1st i saw the main photo of video i thought this is not abhishek so i didn't open it
after 2 days i open it and i was laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai ek din pehle toh video aayi hai.
Same😂😂😂
@@vedantswarnkar nahi hoo gye 2din aaj
Parson ka hai
Same 😂😂😂
Yahi sab baaten to Yaad aayengi
Iska transformation is like - from bolero to Fortuner.....😂😂🤣
Watch my 😃😂comedy on #Cockroach
nahane lag gaya
ahahahahahaha
😂😂
@Cawnpore Vlogger pr tm chutiya ho
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!! Flawless Delivery !!
Sarcasm with actual Knowledge. You are genius 👏
I'm so obsessed with his punches i literally use them in conversations all the time😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too
Toh mai kya karu job chor du
Likh lo kahi yeh UpSC mei na ajaye ... 🤔
Yehi baatein yaadein banti h
@@sumeetbhatt7159 it's a comment section bc, it is made for commenting opinions and none of them have anything to do with your pathetic existence. Job chorne ke liye job honi bhi jarurat hai.
Your hairstyle and look in the previous videos added so much to your humour honestly
I agree but also I'm glad his quality of material didn't change along with the look.
me bhi ye hi comment karne wala tha XD
I was also going to comment same ....so true
Same bro!!!
Maddy Max
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Abhishek, you are too good. I enjoy your all your videos and shared xx
Amazing... don't get bored even once.. funny everytime
"Itna kaun khush hain apne ghar pe??" I felt that shit man😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Me too man!
Me too
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Last time you uploaded .. I was in CA Final and now I m still in CA Final.. 😃😃
Hahahha 🤣
Are bhai bhai bhai...
@@Tomlatham69 Mai Abhi CA Inter me hu 😅
CAFC here 😆
Hahah punchline milgaye
This never gets old 😆❤️
Best stand up comedian, my favourite and I'm fan of him
A single stand-up gave us A LOT of memes😂
💯
Avika ya irvika🙁🙁
To mai kya karu phir, job chhod dun ? 🤣🤣
That's right
Ladkiyon pr kabhi koe meme bano
For an instance i thought why abhishek has uploaded someone else's video on his channel😂😂
Content was good😍and your new look is also nice
Exactly 😂😂😂
Yea Mee too😂😂
new look is so boring
But hasaya utna hi jitna pehle😂😂
Shweta Kesarwani exactly😂
Watching after a long time still its gold😂
One of the most complete stand up. ❤
The power of a clean beard, haircut and a shirt. Wow 🤣
His earlier look was much better.
Aka the power of money
@@anubhabhat Haan abhi aisa lag Raha hai Jaise chunav ke liye ladne vala hai
Hi Jack you’re not wrong 🤣
And lenses too
Abhishek upmanyu : Khair.....
No one :
Random girl in background : hahahhahahahah
Hahaha sahi bola woh ldki toh jab bhi has rahi hai Jab ABHISHEK chup hai 😂😂😂
@Yugandhar Khair Khair Jane do wala Khair😂
seriously man so irritating
That dialogue omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No matter how many times I watch i laugh like crazy every single time
I have seen this 20 times and will see it again :)
Teacher: why you are not answering my question.
Me: yahii bateein to baad me yadien banti hai ,sir😎😎😎
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@11:52 "Yhi baatein toh baad mein yaad aati hai"
Too good man, amazing!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Abhishek you are just too good 😅 this is totally relatable hamare gharo me din ki shuruaat ladaiyo se hoti hai 😂
Anyone 2024?
Yes bro 😂😂 right now
Wooooohhhhhh!!🖐️😎
😂😂😂
Yeah😂
Yes
That line "itna kaun khush hai apne ghar main "😂😂
Kahi hamari family depression me toh nahi hai? 😂😂
haa
Ssßsswyppr
Personal attack 😂😂😂
So relatable...🤣🤣🤣
Last time you uploaded I had passed 12th now I have completed first year🤣😂
Same
Same bhedu
I was in 11th now I passed 12th
@@bishwanathhansda1371 same I am getting in college in 1-2 months
@@bishwanathhansda1371 same bro
rewatching after almost 4 years, still vibe.❤
03:16 koi moment banaa 😂😂
Epic line...'ab tumlog apni body lekar bahr ghumoge toh criminal toh kaat hi dega na' 🤣
Mera favorite part 🤣🤣
Wo bechara to apna kaam Kar Raha hai 😂😂
Right
Body ni booudddyyyyy 😂
To rehene do phir😉🤣🤣
This lady laughing in between sounds like bellatrix lestrange.... 😂😂😂
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Edit: Thanks for the likes 😉😉
😂😂😂
Only for potter heads
😂😂😂😂
@@asmit6377 😂😂😂
Soo true😂😂
He is extraordinary, just amazing 👌👌👌
Fab as always.. Have seen your all videos.. But, this look is awesome. I think this is your best look I can guarantee.
Aap chup raho...tum chup raho😀
Most relatable 🔥
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂💯
🤭😂🤣😆😁😄
What relatable?
Aap chup raho to hamne kabhi bola hi nahi😅
'To rehen do phir' 😂😂 . My favorite line.....
Yahi baaten to baad me yad aati ha . My fav dialogue 😂
almost same dp
@@y2j1112 it’s goku na ??
@@yuvraj5821 it’s vegeta! another lead character besides Goku
@@y2j1112 oh ok my brother watch this cartoon .. but I hate it 😅 (no offence)
Bro even after 4yrs still my fav❤️
Rewatching after 4yrs still same vibe ❤
The way he says "rehndo fir" is too funny to listen 😂😂😂...... But just love him yarr..... Awesome ❤️
Me insta pe dekh k aaya😂
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5:05 Ab tum apni body leke bahaar ghumoge to criminal to kaat hi dega na😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
@@jyotirai4175😂😂😂
He is the best Standup Comedian ❤️❤️❤️
I just love him 😍😍
Best standup of Abhishek Upmanyu.❤
Till date.
5:00 BEST ROAST OF CRIME PETROL 😂🤣
Abhishek while saying the legendary dialouge : mai kya kru phir job chhod du
Didn't know that
Yahi batei to baad me yaad aayengi😂😂😂😂
Right😂😂
Naman singh should become a comedian
@@riteshgaikwad2905 naman Singh, who?
@@namanalagh9636 you
Mai kya.......mtlb bachpan se Chutiya kate ja raha hai😂😂😅
Abhishek upmanyu..the way he tell jokes 😂😂 just awesome
Abhishek Bhai new videos bhi upload kr diya kro. Wait rhta h apki videos ka.
"Aap chup raho..
Tum Chup raho!! "
INDIAN COMEBACKS😂
Funniest line " ab tum body bahar lekar niklogey ,to criminal to kaat hi dega na"...🤣🤣
😂😂
Show ka name para he
@Sadia Afrin 😂😂😂😂😂
*imposter* found
Hiii
Very talented , expressed greatly in comic way ☑️☑️☑️👍👍♥️♥️
Yahi baatein toh badh mein yad aayegi♥️ more than 10 time i watched this never get bored
The only thing that didn't change was his voice😂😂😂😂
Sahi.. Main usi se phchana.. Mjhe lga is channel pr koi or aa gya
Smarak Palai ladki ka chakkar babu bhai...... Ladki ka chakkar
And it does not suit him now
Humor
It was mutually decided that I don't deserve her 😂😂😂😂
my most fav standup 😂❤ whenever i feel low this is my safest place! you're soo great thanks for making us laugh
I keep coming back to thissssssss….. best hai!!!