Marriage & Indian English | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @yashasvibajpai4702
    @yashasvibajpai4702 4 года назад +11943

    Everybody is ignoring how adorable he sounds in the end, 'Video pasand aayi to like kare, nahi aayi to koi baat nahi, agli baar try krenge!!!'....This is gem!

  • @pratishthatripathi27
    @pratishthatripathi27 3 года назад +17567

    His point about 'Indian English' was so right..

    • @shreyashrie
      @shreyashrie 3 года назад +107

      True that💯

    • @chrme6735
      @chrme6735 3 года назад +39

      @@nycdenali4985 bruh that’s tough. I was born in America so good for me

    • @ourworld6848
      @ourworld6848 3 года назад +54

      Yep people judge here by pronunciation

    • @wasimrahman4134
      @wasimrahman4134 3 года назад +14

      @@chrme6735 ever faced discrimination?

    • @chrme6735
      @chrme6735 3 года назад +6

      @@wasimrahman4134 nah

  • @suraju4237
    @suraju4237 3 года назад +8340

    Abhishek : main world tour karne wala hu 2020 mein ...
    Corona : aur bhai , kaisi lagi , aa gaya swaad .....😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @backbonelovergamer
    @backbonelovergamer Год назад +292

    the main reason why he makes everybody laugh is that he himself doesn't laughs....he controls himself while plucking his ear or sometimes nose......that makes his words more powerful........next level bro....awesome

    • @ardent630
      @ardent630 Год назад +3

      Next level performance bro

    • @bhavvyyaa
      @bhavvyyaa 10 месяцев назад +3

      Finally someone noticed

  • @umakantmahajan2104
    @umakantmahajan2104 4 года назад +2568

    He is actually correct about that English point.

    • @sarahaha335
      @sarahaha335 4 года назад +32

      Yes! Indian English🔥😂

    • @diwakarsingh7309
      @diwakarsingh7309 4 года назад +10

      Yes Right 👍💯

    • @mohitsood.
      @mohitsood. 4 года назад +8

      Indian English😍😃😄

    • @spam1028
      @spam1028 4 года назад +16

      Actually his all points are correct

    • @nivi6414
      @nivi6414 4 года назад +2

      @@spam1028 all of his*

  • @debdipsamanta6597
    @debdipsamanta6597 5 лет назад +18975

    This guy is like Halley's comet,comes back after every 76yrs

    • @good-gpt2-chatbot
      @good-gpt2-chatbot 5 лет назад +189

      @snow fLake Halley's Comet : _Hello darkness... my old friend.._

    • @rozeara
      @rozeara 5 лет назад +23

      True

    • @ilashious
      @ilashious 5 лет назад +91

      But with great content

    • @yogeshsaini499
      @yogeshsaini499 5 лет назад +172

      Stand-up comedy h bhai , koi youtube content nhi jo ki har hafte aaye
      😶😶😶😶

    • @caprincegarg7098
      @caprincegarg7098 5 лет назад +34

      Its 72

  • @aryansharma7115
    @aryansharma7115 5 лет назад +2164

    He took his own dialogue seriously : toh kya job chhod dun ?? 😂😂

    • @prasannakumar-oq7nz
      @prasannakumar-oq7nz 5 лет назад +5

      Which video was that from

    • @faizanomic
      @faizanomic 5 лет назад +1

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    • @sarveshpujari2207
      @sarveshpujari2207 5 лет назад +1

      Lol 🤣👍

    • @aryansharma7115
      @aryansharma7115 5 лет назад +3

      @@prasannakumar-oq7nz friends , crime and cosmos 🤘

    • @nakulchoudhary6335
      @nakulchoudhary6335 5 лет назад +5

      @@faizanomic what the hell am I supposed to do with in contrast with this video's content. 😒

  • @pawanahirwar7058
    @pawanahirwar7058 Год назад +168

    03:48 historical moment 🤣

  • @AartiMadan
    @AartiMadan 4 года назад +11259

    Kahan se late ho itna talent. Can watch your videos for hours and still not get bored. Infact when ever I feel sad, I come and watch your videos. Instantly makes me laugh.

    • @sharmatushar332
      @sharmatushar332 4 года назад +31

      Well said.

    • @madhur8537
      @madhur8537 4 года назад +32

      ye bawasir talent hai?

    • @swarooprajpurohit110
      @swarooprajpurohit110 4 года назад +130

      @@madhur8537 keeping aside his personal thoughts, he's the best comedian in India as of now

    • @amriteshkumar4799
      @amriteshkumar4799 4 года назад +33

      @@swarooprajpurohit110 bhai ki bezaati kar rhe ya tareef😂😂😂 and ur right he is best comedian.

    • @swarooprajpurohit110
      @swarooprajpurohit110 4 года назад +7

      @@amriteshkumar4799 aap samajh gaye na?😂

  • @aprajitamishra6271
    @aprajitamishra6271 4 года назад +8957

    He is actually very logical ...

    • @raghavhada3550
      @raghavhada3550 4 года назад +51

      Damn right

    • @urvashitirthani9811
      @urvashitirthani9811 4 года назад +11

      Pls follow me on insta I am a writer and I need support of people
      instagram.com/_.arziyaan._?igshid=1jwugekjrftfz

    • @usmankhan___
      @usmankhan___ 4 года назад +45

      That's the best of stand up

    • @TheHiteshyadav
      @TheHiteshyadav 4 года назад +12

      But that not how english pronunciation works.

    • @himanshukushwaha-oo8sm
      @himanshukushwaha-oo8sm 4 года назад +32

      I aslo write the same comment but got no likes😂😂

  • @darbarkhan6564
    @darbarkhan6564 3 года назад +5277

    The "potato, potaato , pututo" was the best ever😂😂😂😂

    • @happier___368
      @happier___368 2 года назад +12

      Yesssss🤣🤣🤣

    • @djeastreofficial
      @djeastreofficial 2 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @blkpik6813
      @blkpik6813 2 года назад +7

      Yeah 💯😂

    • @alootechy
      @alootechy 2 года назад +8

      It has become a part of our daily conversation now. whenever we have to say or comment on something ki same hi baat hai, we use "It's like potato pataato pututu".

    • @kanishka829
      @kanishka829 2 года назад +2

      Yup🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @sama.j16
    @sama.j16 Год назад +73

    He deserves his own platform

  • @tanishkasharma3682
    @tanishkasharma3682 3 года назад +6405

    "ye konsi meeting h jisme mujhe nhi bulate" ....I felt that once also. ...😂😂

  • @sameershah141
    @sameershah141 5 лет назад +2547

    "Pronunciation ka koi logic nahi hai, bas enough log chahiye" - Line of the year!!! 😂🙌

    • @ushadash1369
      @ushadash1369 5 лет назад +12

      Pronunciation, actually

    • @daactur4278
      @daactur4278 5 лет назад +13

      Abbey saley tera live show hai to main kya krru job chhod du ..
      Maaf krna wo main gusse main idhar udhar nikal jata hun...🤣

    • @prabhjotkhaira676
      @prabhjotkhaira676 5 лет назад +8

      Amir Sohel
      Abbe tu wohi hai jiska ‘96 mein prasad ne danda udaya tha??🤣

    • @prabhjotkhaira676
      @prabhjotkhaira676 4 года назад +2

      Hey Abhi-don't get distracted stay focused
      Kuch nahi bhai aise hi maze le raha tha. Amir sohail ka namesake tha.

    • @batra204
      @batra204 4 года назад +3

      It's actually true bas log educated hone chahiye

  • @abhinavpaul1502
    @abhinavpaul1502 4 года назад +4955

    " Yeh Kaunsi Meeting Hai, Jahaan Mujhe Nahi Bulaate "
    Rest is history !! 😃😃

    • @thinktank3231
      @thinktank3231 4 года назад +5

      Ye copied h

    • @thinktank3231
      @thinktank3231 4 года назад +5

      @@PB1997. American comedian George karlin. Aur bhi bohot se jokes copied h. Yahi to baat tum international comedy dekho tumhe khud samajh aa jayega . Indian comedians pura jokes hi copy kr lete h

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 года назад +1

      @@thinktank3231 I am low and devise player.
      ruclips.net/video/hGamEOdCObU/видео.html

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 года назад +1

      @@PB1997. I am low and devise player.
      ruclips.net/video/hGamEOdCObU/видео.html

    • @peaceout.
      @peaceout. 3 года назад +2

      Mine like was 1k th😂😂

  • @roshanydv32
    @roshanydv32 Год назад +18

    "Kya bola tu ne" is all time love 💙

  • @mdmodassiralam7400
    @mdmodassiralam7400 3 года назад +286

    3:48 here is the legendary words 🔥🔥❤️😂😂👍

  • @aayushijha9440
    @aayushijha9440 3 года назад +1118

    That one line " Humne english banayi hai yaar, bohot din se lage huye hai, please yar" ..... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @authentic_101
      @authentic_101 3 года назад +6

      You have a crush on him, don't you :)

    • @RF_20
      @RF_20 3 года назад +16

      @@authentic_101 so jaa bhai.. kuch nahi bolegi.. aur crush bhi chalta rahega

    • @bhanusharma9768
      @bhanusharma9768 3 года назад +3

      @@RF_20 kh ke leli😂😂😂

    • @ItachiUchiha-bi4if
      @ItachiUchiha-bi4if 3 года назад +3

      @@authentic_101 bass kr bhai!😂

    • @bangtanworld745
      @bangtanworld745 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

  • @Yogakshema_vahamyaham
    @Yogakshema_vahamyaham 4 года назад +3621

    Abhishek : me world tour karene wala hu 2020 me.
    Corona virus: Toh kya me job chod du

  • @ap2503
    @ap2503 Год назад +44

    1:38 - don’t mind me. Leaving this time stamp here for reference

  • @samuelthomas709
    @samuelthomas709 4 года назад +4204

    He is one of those logical comedians we have.

  • @shwetatiwari391
    @shwetatiwari391 5 лет назад +3443

    2:50 ye konsi meeting hai jahan mujhe nhi bulate?
    Vo miting 🤷😂

  • @ayushmahli4892
    @ayushmahli4892 4 года назад +1926

    Whole world : Football
    America : Hm "soccer" bolenge

    • @keniljain796
      @keniljain796 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @prabhu19
      @prabhu19 4 года назад +49

      rugby ko bc log football bolte hain jiska rule hai "running with the ball in hand"

    • @tintinquarantino3645
      @tintinquarantino3645 4 года назад +18

      @@prabhu19 yeah they call it American football, to be precise.

    • @prabhu19
      @prabhu19 4 года назад +27

      @@tintinquarantino3645 how playing with hand can be called "foot" ball

    • @Uranicpluto___
      @Uranicpluto___ 4 года назад +22

      Bhai population he game hai toh india kyu piche hai😂😂

  • @vaishalibhuskute3542
    @vaishalibhuskute3542 Год назад +60

    This 'indian english' video is gem ♥ Observation of people correcting pronunciation is bang on! I totally agree with his views on pronunciation.

  • @aartipathania7076
    @aartipathania7076 4 года назад +191

    5:56 that "PLEASE YAAR" was❤🤣🤣

    • @physicslover19
      @physicslover19 4 года назад +7

      Yes actually i was searching for this comment 😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥

    • @yashkeshri7019
      @yashkeshri7019 4 года назад +4

      Actually, that's kinda cute

  • @akhilkamra1377
    @akhilkamra1377 5 лет назад +806

    Finally he started waking up early! 😂😂😂
    His dad would be proud 💪🏼😂, he looks healthy 😂
    Edit: He uploaded this video at 6:30 am! For those who can only see the date of upload 😂

    • @shubhamr605
      @shubhamr605 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @siddharthjajoria5305
      @siddharthjajoria5305 5 лет назад +7

      ARE TUM JALDI UTHKE TO DEKHO YAAR!!!!

    • @Sanatansansar_
      @Sanatansansar_ 5 лет назад +3

      Bhai wo look healthy is liye bhi dikh rha h ab uski setting hogi hoogi toh hilna bhnd kr diya hoga 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thedudeabides3294
      @thedudeabides3294 5 лет назад

      He did end the video with "Main jara hun sone." lol
      But whatever works for him, as long as he is healthy.

    • @samveglohiya
      @samveglohiya 5 лет назад +2

      @@divya__shakya AIDS bhi theek ho jeaga😂

  • @mecss8910
    @mecss8910 5 лет назад +283

    This guy is a rare breed.... and should be conserved for the sake of humanity.... :D

  • @Rahul_deadpool
    @Rahul_deadpool Месяц назад +8

    7:09 Covid- Aa raha hu mai v 😂😂

  • @v_4_vivek
    @v_4_vivek 5 лет назад +2082

    "Indian english"...this should be a movement. I support #IndianEnglish
    .
    Edit: Thanx for the likes guys.

    • @freepagan
      @freepagan 5 лет назад +25

      Indian English ain't English at all.

    • @shoebsyed9961
      @shoebsyed9961 5 лет назад +16

      While u install softwares mostly there is indian english by the way

    • @demodema5192
      @demodema5192 5 лет назад +29

      @@freepagan it is a thing dude, look up any software. There's mostly always an Indian English option.

    • @ishanadepwar
      @ishanadepwar 5 лет назад +5

      Btw that's a thing smh😳

    • @gangasingh5802
      @gangasingh5802 5 лет назад +12

      @@freepagan Jake chato angrejo ki

  • @utkarshchouhan2939
    @utkarshchouhan2939 5 лет назад +252

    The way he says" HUM HARASS BOLENGE" I need that level of confidence in life..

    • @kiranjotsingh7650
      @kiranjotsingh7650 5 лет назад +1

      Then go to America yeh American attitude hai 😜😂😂😂

    • @riyuzakhi
      @riyuzakhi 5 лет назад

      nahi milegaa..aise bhadvon ke videos dekhna bandh karne takh kuch nahi milegaa tujhe..

    • @utkarshchouhan2939
      @utkarshchouhan2939 5 лет назад

      @@riyuzakhi are aap to gussa hi ho gye😂😂

  • @anchi7421
    @anchi7421 Год назад +4646

    His jokes are not only funny but are also totally logical.

    • @arvindkumar-dx1od
      @arvindkumar-dx1od Год назад +6

      Hiiii guys

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Год назад +1

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Год назад +1

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k kohu

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Год назад

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Год назад +1

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko

  • @maalaxmibhakti24
    @maalaxmibhakti24 Год назад +181

    I'm in love with this guy.. ❤️

  • @bharatmaheshwari1060
    @bharatmaheshwari1060 3 года назад +1127

    Abhishek:main world tour kr rha hu
    Corona:Kya bola tune?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TomShelbyXD
    @TomShelbyXD 5 лет назад +94

    6:20 Bhai Ye Idea mast hai 😂🔥
    Select language - IND ENGLISH

  • @gunjan2323
    @gunjan2323 5 лет назад +528

    When you open RUclips to watch his old videos but then see that he just uploaded a new one❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @jayantmalik69
      @jayantmalik69 5 лет назад +5

      Are u wet?

    • @joseph2073
      @joseph2073 5 лет назад

      @@jayantmalik69 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @deepakmehta7528
    @deepakmehta7528 4 месяца назад +5

    3:48 The legendary “Kya bola tune?” 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🤌

  • @kaushikmohanta4768
    @kaushikmohanta4768 5 лет назад +4311

    I usually dont comment but
    "Yehi baatein toh baad mein yaad ayegi"
    😂😂
    Wow thnx for 3k🤣

  • @ohWowYoutube
    @ohWowYoutube 5 лет назад +449

    Now I know the pronunciation of "Receipt"

  • @photoninadoubleslit8405
    @photoninadoubleslit8405 4 года назад +1078

    Potato - Patato - Pututu !
    O man, he is really gem ♥️😂😂😂

  • @thankfulgrateful
    @thankfulgrateful Год назад +7

    I saw you at the Kapil Sharma show, you are already famous and shows are also fully entertained, like Archna said that you have speck positive yourself, you are amezing..!!!

  • @loszeusgaming2604
    @loszeusgaming2604 4 года назад +781

    Abhishek : meko tour pe jana hai
    Le Corona : aurrr bhaiiii agaya swadddd????

  • @ram_morey
    @ram_morey 5 лет назад +392

    This guy has set benchmark for standup's, the way he communicates and plays out the character, fabulous job!!

    • @riyuzakhi
      @riyuzakhi 5 лет назад

      chup chutiyaa hai tu aur ye bhi..bhadvaa banna bandh karo.

    • @Shivam_Madridista
      @Shivam_Madridista 5 лет назад

      @@riyuzakhi then why are u here? 😂😂

  • @rishabhpandey8021
    @rishabhpandey8021 4 года назад +4598

    His way of conveying joke is more funny then his joke 😂😂

    • @payalgupta7776
      @payalgupta7776 4 года назад +21

      Exactly

    • @user26284
      @user26284 4 года назад +10

      Yeah

    • @ABC-op2nz
      @ABC-op2nz 4 года назад +10

      Stand up comedy in a nutshell

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 года назад +1

      @@payalgupta7776 I am low and devise player.
      ruclips.net/video/hGamEOdCObU/видео.html

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 года назад +1

      @@user26284 I am low and devise player.
      ruclips.net/video/hGamEOdCObU/видео.html

  • @Minaanku
    @Minaanku 5 месяцев назад +7

    It's been 4yrs..... Feels like last week...❤❤

  • @aditya-mv3ds
    @aditya-mv3ds 4 года назад +186

    2:50 the another legendary dialogue of him

  • @rahilraya5237
    @rahilraya5237 5 лет назад +760

    This is the most logical comedy he's ever done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aryanb737
    @aryanb737 5 лет назад +5199

    When Abhishek realizes that he has a RUclips channel.....

  • @shivpalsinghpanwar4931
    @shivpalsinghpanwar4931 Год назад +10

    3:47 " kya bola tune " 😂😂

  • @utkarsh_ranjan9
    @utkarsh_ranjan9 4 года назад +1791

    2 min silence for his tour plans.

  • @dibiya004
    @dibiya004 5 лет назад +130

    6:30 potato patato pututu😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @factsforfun5410
    @factsforfun5410 5 лет назад +300

    Everyone: Abhishek Upmanyu is the best
    Other standup comedians: me kya karu to job kar lu....
    😂

    • @kavyac9437
      @kavyac9437 5 лет назад

      Apna apna opinion hota Hai bachho

  • @AbdurRahmanspeaks
    @AbdurRahmanspeaks 3 месяца назад +6

    He is literally the best 😂😂

  • @sanskarsinghbhadouria7147
    @sanskarsinghbhadouria7147 5 лет назад +626

    "reciepte recipttee"
    I'm dead,😂😂😂😂

  • @AurOra-zj1ch
    @AurOra-zj1ch 5 лет назад +554

    *Potato Potaato Patutu*
    Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Trendytribe77
    @Trendytribe77 4 года назад +4346

    Abhishek you should do online shows during this time... I will buy the ticket

    • @Trendytribe77
      @Trendytribe77 4 года назад +47

      117Nandan Vasudev ... I am speaking for my self... rather thn wasting my time mocking people online...

    • @purvameshram8620
      @purvameshram8620 4 года назад +32

      I was too thinking this.....this willl help everyone to enjoy their qurantine

    • @Trendytribe77
      @Trendytribe77 4 года назад +12

      117Nandan Vasudev still there is sarcasm in your reply... god bless you.. I don’t know what fun you get picking up feud with people you don’t even know

    • @pankajnaik8012
      @pankajnaik8012 4 года назад +12

      This is a nice suggestion.. I don't know why I couldn't think of that..

    • @monalishasahoo8114
      @monalishasahoo8114 4 года назад +5

      I also...

  • @ranjanagundumane5949
    @ranjanagundumane5949 Год назад +8

    Oh man! Hilarious! 4:25 to 5:00 is so relatable. My husband corrects my pronunciation like that all the time and it pisses me off! Great video by the way, laughed a lot.

  • @rakeshgatlagatla
    @rakeshgatlagatla 5 лет назад +266

    the moment he said RAKESH ...my eyebrow's woke up!!

  • @manassadhwani3528
    @manassadhwani3528 5 лет назад +674

    *This guy deserves a stand up special*

  • @shreyashtambe1582
    @shreyashtambe1582 2 года назад +2678

    3:48 the legendary meme 😂❤️

  • @rushikeshdongare2754
    @rushikeshdongare2754 Год назад +10

    India's best comedian Abhishek Upamanyu ❤

  • @AnuradhaBhagat
    @AnuradhaBhagat 4 года назад +1515

    Le* English in my surrounding... "Ek ladies thi...."😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Naamsebhimanav
    @Naamsebhimanav 4 года назад +275

    Abhishek:- mai world tour karne jaa raha hu 2020 mei....
    Le corona virus:- Ruko zara sabr karo.....

  • @nishantgilatar
    @nishantgilatar 5 лет назад +1743

    Pututoo
    -Indian English, 2019

    • @Astronemo
      @Astronemo 5 лет назад +12

      Did u just copy my comment ..cuz I commented this quite before u 😅or it struck your mind just the way it did mine !

    • @nishantgilatar
      @nishantgilatar 5 лет назад +17

      @@Astronemo fuck. And we're both Nishant O_o

    • @sachinrawat999
      @sachinrawat999 5 лет назад +2

      Pututu...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Just9n__
      @Just9n__ 5 лет назад

      Pootutu

    • @kendrakrust1244
      @kendrakrust1244 5 лет назад

      @Bad Boy i had gay sex with Nishant

  • @premiumauditor2461
    @premiumauditor2461 Год назад +4

    Kaha hai Reciepts, Recieptte....🤣 was besttttt

  • @santoshswami8765
    @santoshswami8765 4 года назад +12970

    Mujhe is video se pta chla "receipt" ko "receit" pronounce krte hai😂😆

    • @005honey
      @005honey 4 года назад +736

      Waise correct pronunciation to Rasid hai...😝😜

    • @badrunnishapathanbadrunnis5263
      @badrunnishapathanbadrunnis5263 4 года назад +111

      nai bhai receipt ko rasid bhi bulata hai me khud usse pidit hoo😆😆

    • @mayanksaini5813
      @mayanksaini5813 4 года назад +32

      @@005honey sach me ??😁

    • @005honey
      @005honey 4 года назад +44

      @@mayanksaini5813 aur kya? Sufficient log ikhate karne hain..aur apne paas to bhar bhar ke hain😜

    • @bharatikumari525
      @bharatikumari525 4 года назад +13

      True me 2😂😂

  • @thewintersoldier7
    @thewintersoldier7 5 лет назад +1585

    He looks clean and healthier on each recent uploads.

  • @skyvoz
    @skyvoz 3 года назад +81

    6:11 he is actually right.

  • @ownbrace9131
    @ownbrace9131 Год назад +4

    Communication ho gyii naa.... Pronunciation ka kya krna haii 🤣🤣.. Best point

  • @vis_18
    @vis_18 5 лет назад +353

    Once a very great person said:
    “Yahi baatein toh baad me yaad aayengi”
    True story

    • @Masterkeyinc
      @Masterkeyinc 5 лет назад +1

      Harry potter

    • @xetron9550
      @xetron9550 5 лет назад

      * yahi baatein toh baad mein yaadein banti hain*

    • @vis_18
      @vis_18 5 лет назад

      TECH BEAST 6:35 yahi kahunga reply me 😂😁

    • @xetron9550
      @xetron9550 5 лет назад

      @@vis_18 lmao

  • @TheNightKing.
    @TheNightKing. 5 лет назад +446

    "Yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi" - Abhishek Upmanyu 2019

    • @prakharsinghrawat1442
      @prakharsinghrawat1442 5 лет назад +1

      'Hn pta h chl apne baap ko mt bta'- Akshay Kumar(2006) 😂😂😂

    • @TheNightKing.
      @TheNightKing. 5 лет назад

      @@prakharsinghrawat1442 "Nikal lawde" - Hindustani bhau 2019

  • @Ganesh_Devde
    @Ganesh_Devde 5 лет назад +618

    What a start of morning 😂😂😂... Thnx buddy for this feeling ❤

  • @pardeepkaushik3889
    @pardeepkaushik3889 Год назад +16

    1:00 is funny 🤣🤣

  • @Keishazi
    @Keishazi 5 лет назад +1319

    Moral:
    Language is a way to communicate, it doesn't matter how we pronounce.
    "Edited to make it more sensible."

    • @poojatayade5721
      @poojatayade5721 5 лет назад +11

      Very true. People just want to compare instead of understanding that it's just use to communicate with each other.

    • @Xaris98
      @Xaris98 5 лет назад +5

      It's hota he... Ganwar 😂

    • @shubhamkj9753
      @shubhamkj9753 5 лет назад

      Muhammad Haris ZIZO Xxxx 😴 puaa a

    • @gautamprajab6868
      @gautamprajab6868 5 лет назад

      Gyaani log

    • @Xaris98
      @Xaris98 5 лет назад

      @UCs5_ZbVD7YwnK3-XnAhUkwA
      In your sentence it should've been "it's".
      W.r.t the video 'twas saccharine sarcasm, not insult. Didn't know you'd get offended.
      Looks like you've deleted your reply. Please take it light.
      Cheers!

  • @kajalsrivastava2820
    @kajalsrivastava2820 5 лет назад +264

    The beauty of his comedy is that no matter how many times you listen you laugh the same as first time😂😂❤

    • @naveengupta6878
      @naveengupta6878 5 лет назад +1

      And The Jokes are very generic and Grounded, yet You laugh the hardest. He is a very good performer.

    • @HaiderAliKhan
      @HaiderAliKhan 5 лет назад +1

      ab esa bhi nhi hy bhai :P

  • @prasad2703
    @prasad2703 5 лет назад +288

    Sumit Anand watching this : I’m flabbergasted!

    • @ritsadyan6811
      @ritsadyan6811 5 лет назад +18

      Upmanyu : i thought we were friends

    • @Tikuchill
      @Tikuchill 5 лет назад +5

      Aise kaise bol diya apne

    • @feedfoody
      @feedfoody 5 лет назад +2

      They both are my favourate ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Deepak__Mehta
      @Deepak__Mehta 5 лет назад +2

      @@ritsadyan6811 have u been using the word rendezvous?? What's going on man?😂😂😂

    • @rahulguitar
      @rahulguitar 5 лет назад +2

      @@Deepak__Mehta Thats how it works i win and you lose. Its predefined

  • @madhurikamahamuni1118
    @madhurikamahamuni1118 Год назад +2

    अरे भाई, बहोत खूब लगी।😂😂😂😂

  • @KingPolo_84
    @KingPolo_84 5 лет назад +658

    ABHISHEK: ME BHAHUT KAM VIDEO DAALTA HU.
    PEOPLE: Q?
    ABHISHEK: YAHI BATEIN TO BAAD ME YAAD AATI HAI.

    • @bhaveshdas7819
      @bhaveshdas7819 5 лет назад +4

      Lame, could have made a good use of that line

    • @btsarmy-wo5ry
      @btsarmy-wo5ry 5 лет назад

      Mtlb kya ha??

    • @btsarmy-wo5ry
      @btsarmy-wo5ry 5 лет назад

      Era kahana kya chatha ho😂

    • @KingPolo_84
      @KingPolo_84 5 лет назад +1

      @@bhaveshdas7819 true

    • @sunnyb831
      @sunnyb831 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha..
      Got it
      Daant m keede pad jayenge

  • @mussolffc2795
    @mussolffc2795 3 года назад +1803

    The collabs i am waiting for:-
    i) Abhishek upamanyu and Anubhav Singh Bassi
    ii) Carry and bb

    • @theperfectplate9884
      @theperfectplate9884 3 года назад +63

      Carryminati is not comedian

    • @mussolffc2795
      @mussolffc2795 3 года назад +32

      @@theperfectplate9884 he is a comedian,rapper and gamer

    • @mussolffc2795
      @mussolffc2795 3 года назад +16

      @Raj Kumar they dont need your support, dont u know about roasting?he takes permission from ppl bfore roasting and the channels he roasts grow exponentially anyways,and bb is original,the whatsapp jokes r made from his videos,plus bruh no one asked u to watch em,if u dont wanna watch 18+ then dont watch

    • @mussolffc2795
      @mussolffc2795 3 года назад

      @Raj Kumar i nvr told u not to comment,go ahead and use your freedom of speech

    • @goku1975
      @goku1975 3 года назад +27

      @@mussolffc2795 rapper 😳

  • @ashutoshbhardwaj374
    @ashutoshbhardwaj374 5 лет назад +182

    4:32 Meme material guys!

  • @pritamghosh4643
    @pritamghosh4643 5 лет назад +808

    Most 'logical' comedy ever!

  • @joyroy366
    @joyroy366 3 года назад +425

    3:47 the best meme🤣

  • @shreyakapoor7038
    @shreyakapoor7038 5 лет назад +844

    This has the potential to start a new social revolution lmao

  • @SASUKE-n6q
    @SASUKE-n6q Год назад +4

    'kya bola tune' and history was created 🤣🤣

  • @gamergtg9231
    @gamergtg9231 5 лет назад +587

    They: Pronunciation is very important as it makes your first impression
    Me: *_Hold my PUTUTU_*

    • @yulu7307
      @yulu7307 5 лет назад

      🤣

    • @GD07
      @GD07 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @apoorvarora5618
      @apoorvarora5618 4 года назад

      Nice one but either you say , hold my potato or , hold my pututu ,it would sound bad only

  • @koushikmahajan9768
    @koushikmahajan9768 3 года назад +85

    6:35 best part😂😂😂

  • @ashishsonwani7340
    @ashishsonwani7340 5 лет назад +505

    When you finally Remember your RUclips account password.

    • @sasharanjan9587
      @sasharanjan9587 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Adnia22
      @Adnia22 5 лет назад +2

      underrated comment

    • @prathammasram2874
      @prathammasram2874 5 лет назад

      Lmao😂

    • @shekhar7singh
      @shekhar7singh 5 лет назад

      @@Adnia22 kya underrated comment, jab bhi koi comedian video dalta hai ye comment aa jata hai.

    • @Nitinkandwal
      @Nitinkandwal 5 лет назад

      Free maal khate raho beth ke, dusra mahinon ki mehnat se jokes banaye aur youtube pe dal de taki aap 7mins free me has lo, paise to chahiye nahi shows se comedian ko. Kyu!!
      RUclips videos are sample of product
      by Comedians taki log shows me aaye..

  • @banwarigaina942
    @banwarigaina942 Год назад +7

    Bro you are unique in the world..keep it up Bro

  • @Shazad_.95
    @Shazad_.95 2 года назад +582

    3:48 this part has a different fan base 😂😂

    • @SinghAmit_05
      @SinghAmit_05 2 года назад +8

      I also find this part in whole video. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @msbardhodhi
      @msbardhodhi 2 года назад

      Bhai is show ka naam kya hai ???

    • @manuarakhatun793
      @manuarakhatun793 2 года назад +1

      Ya kya likha tune? 🧐

  • @akashgHeal
    @akashgHeal 3 года назад +62

    5:27 facial expression 👌👌🤣🤣

  • @100DaysExile
    @100DaysExile 3 года назад +362

    3:48 the legendary meme. ❤️

  • @anshumanyadav24816
    @anshumanyadav24816 Год назад +4

    Proud To Speak Indian English...

  • @RealTonyStark3000
    @RealTonyStark3000 5 лет назад +415

    _Nobody:_
    _Literally Nobody:_
    _Abhishek Upmanyu: C-A-T=Dog_
    _Maa Ch**ale_ 😂

    • @bleedblue1475
      @bleedblue1475 5 лет назад

      Bhai fb pei video ne dekhi ka school ke londe ki😂

  • @dimple9575
    @dimple9575 4 года назад +265

    He's being logical about Pronounciation nd language....😂😂😂😂 truly it's all about just communication nd interaction 👏👍

  • @ramvijaypatel5504
    @ramvijaypatel5504 3 года назад +1093

    No political no religious sentiments heart. Pure talent . Good job Abhishek.

    • @yaxshah167
      @yaxshah167 3 года назад +56

      Kamra :: me M* hu jo yaha aaya😂😂
      Munnawar :: ab is desh me minority , religious sentiments bhi nahi hurt kr skta.
      Victim card OP🔥

    • @NoName-fv5hz
      @NoName-fv5hz 3 года назад +5

      @@yaxshah167 😂😂

    • @theusualsuspect9076
      @theusualsuspect9076 3 года назад +21

      @@yaxshah167 minority nhi... Majority...
      Minority sentiment ko hurt kar k dekhe koi... Sir tan se juda hojayega

    • @tanishqkhandelwal8360
      @tanishqkhandelwal8360 3 года назад +4

      Ha bhai nahi to aajkal comedians jail jaake aa rahe hai

    • @tanishqkhandelwal8360
      @tanishqkhandelwal8360 3 года назад +1

      Ha bhai nahi to aajkal comedians jail jaake aa rahe hai

  • @ayzazaliqureshi6146
    @ayzazaliqureshi6146 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bhai your comedy is very deep. You act like motivational speaker. Love from Pakistan.

  • @syedmohdjamal8313
    @syedmohdjamal8313 5 лет назад +353

    Papa ne Mom ko bata diya
    "Pata nahi kitney sagey hain apni biwi k"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @deepmurari1645
    @deepmurari1645 4 года назад +298

    There are few standup comedian who's jokes actually makes sense..and are really funny... That's why i like this guy...

  • @bharatnathani6482
    @bharatnathani6482 5 лет назад +84

    2:42 forced me to like the video

  • @vishal-ck2lj
    @vishal-ck2lj 5 лет назад +320

    This guy really has some serious issues with his father..😂😂😂

  • @lonewanderer8414
    @lonewanderer8414 5 лет назад +379

    Intellectuals: Read more books to learn new words.
    Me (after watching Abhishek Upmanyu): Pututu