METRO MANIFESTATION | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy (2022)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @thebanat
    @thebanat  Год назад +70

    Plis leave a like on the video and follow on Instagram. Thanks for watching! Also Mumbai and Pune show dates changed to Feb because I forgot about Lollapalooza :-/

  • @milindkhamkar
    @milindkhamkar Год назад +177

    i started my Diploma when i first saw Kharghar Metro line construction and believe me i completed my diploma, then bachelors, then I worked for 1 year and then I left and switched my field and now I'm working in another company, but still the construction is not completed yet......now i am waiting for my kids to see that miracle

  • @chirantannandi8635
    @chirantannandi8635 Год назад +505

    Not ashamed to admit that I have tried some of these jokes on my friend and she laughed all along and She was impressed. Eventually I told her the source because I wanted her to know all my references. Now, we binge watch all Azeem's special together. Thanks man for being my jokes ka pitara. Keep pushing man!

    • @HeyItzJsans
      @HeyItzJsans Год назад +18

      Hope you gave credits or else he’ll give you a copyright strike 😂

    • @Abyss95
      @Abyss95 Год назад +5

      Rizz

    • @loverspreader
      @loverspreader Год назад +4

      @@HeyItzJsans pakka mat

    • @nasif9470
      @nasif9470 Год назад +13

      The point is usne diya ki nahi?

    • @33jayy
      @33jayy Год назад +6

      This sounds like the start of a love story 😅

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +188

    I was lucky to be in Kolkata because a lot of our city’s Metro Construction got over these past 2 years. A long way to go, but happy to see the progress.

  • @AdityaMadduri
    @AdityaMadduri Год назад +50

    As a user of blurred background, I agree with the unblur features

    • @thebanat
      @thebanat  Год назад +15

      Towel wala orgy OP

  • @Mechnizmo88
    @Mechnizmo88 Год назад +94

    This is genius wit! The subtitles are superb as always too! Super stuff, Azeem. Love it!

  • @agush_co
    @agush_co Год назад +38

    A new banatwalla stand-up? God! Must be my lucky day today

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +51

    “The Lust for wandering is palpable.”
    Also, Hookup culture explained.

    • @xoxo4385
      @xoxo4385 Год назад +2

      nothing wrong with hookups if u r not looking for a serious relationship!!

    • @Krish.v18
      @Krish.v18 Год назад

      Ain’t no away you do hookups

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +61

    Azeem is manifesting sustainable population management and I’m manifesting that he gets to dance in a Reel with a plant in the background or his own face in the background. No blur effects because I’ll have my unblur option ready 😂

  • @snehakarle
    @snehakarle Год назад +10

    All your videos are gold! I have been stressed for a whole week and I laughed out loud for the first time in seven days right now! Keep up the wittiness, more power to you!

  • @Conqueror25
    @Conqueror25 Год назад +147

    Lmao Pokhraj Roy is the epitome of a person enjoying various bits of the video as it plays out. 😂

    • @aritramarik4487
      @aritramarik4487 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +21

      If I don’t provide my minute to minute analysis telling the creator exactly what I like, is it even fun?

    • @simonkplive9701
      @simonkplive9701 Год назад +6

      Pokhraj must be a Bot

    • @Manoj17Patankar
      @Manoj17Patankar Год назад +6

      @@simonkplive9701 Botraj

    • @Conqueror25
      @Conqueror25 Год назад +5

      @@simonkplive9701 nah bro. He's literally a guy who is genuinely enjoying the video and commenting everytime he finds something funny. And it's very refreshing to see

  • @yukichowdhury4
    @yukichowdhury4 Год назад +5

    I'm also responsible for bringing covid. I was in my second semester and exhausted as I had to travel long distance to reach my college and come back. So one night I wished for a long long break and the very next day government announced to shut down all places. It was such a joy!

  • @JayThaker
    @JayThaker Год назад +6

    "Pehle kuch easy try Karo.. road banao na road."😂😂😂 Amazing stuff

  • @praneetsinghbutran9477
    @praneetsinghbutran9477 Год назад +10

    I have maintained for the past few years that Azeem is one of the finest comedians in India and still very underrated. I haven't changed my mind.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +10

    “A very jovial Hitler.”
    Wonder who else fits that description. Of course, the Supreme Leader and the Sanskaari Führer.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal Год назад

      *heavy breathing* what did you say about His Majesty Glorious Maharaj Chattrapati Samrat Vishwaguru 56 incher (both chest and [CENSORED]) Supreme Leader? He isn't jovial Hitler. He is Atmanirbhar. Hitler is a gloomy Supreme Leader.

  • @bancho6984
    @bancho6984 Год назад +7

    I went to Mumbai for 2 days , i was frustrated seeing the metro construction sites 😂😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +5

    COVID-19 Nostalgia? So, basically 5 months of uncertainty before my online classes and people gagging over ‘Tiger King’ as well as Ludo?

  • @ms.official3
    @ms.official3 Год назад +2

    6:23 not gonna lie , i was so fed pf school that i wanted a 6 months holiday twice in a year 😂. And then COVID came and i was like , universe! Thank you 😂. For a good amount of days , i laughed thinking i manifested it 😂

  • @agush_co
    @agush_co Год назад +9

    Hey Azeem! Just checked out your live show tickets. Why is it 18+ man. Makes it sound so risqué. Guess i gotta wait for another 6 months before i can attend your show live

    • @thebanat
      @thebanat  Год назад +5

      Fixed it. It's 16+ only. Only Hyderabad has the age restriction. Getting that sorted out

    • @agush_co
      @agush_co Год назад +1

      @@thebanat yosh! Lets meet in January then!

  • @ayanchoudhury6697
    @ayanchoudhury6697 Год назад +20

    So glad to have seen him do this set live in Bangalore. It was a blast, hope to catch you again in Feb :)

  • @navsenjoy
    @navsenjoy Год назад +21

    This man's level is consistently good..

  • @miteshdd
    @miteshdd Год назад +1

    "Kuch simple karo....pehle Road banao" - hit it straight!

  • @avinashb4485
    @avinashb4485 Год назад +1

    I thought the metro and roads situation was about Banglore. Fits perfectly with this city as well!!

  • @diw9825
    @diw9825 Год назад +9

    The joke about Elon and Twitter is,
    Why Azeem is GOAT in Observational Comedy.
    Loved the bit.

  • @PandaTheAB
    @PandaTheAB Год назад +2

    That "Kuch easy" one cracked me up🤣

  • @nazirvania9365
    @nazirvania9365 Год назад

    Absolute class !! Very original material !! Brightened my evening !!😊
    Thank you.🇬🇧

  • @BalrajGhai
    @BalrajGhai Год назад +7

    Population Coming out of the pandemic net positive is real gains

  • @saubhiksom
    @saubhiksom Год назад

    Where I can see the full video?

  • @faraazj9097
    @faraazj9097 Год назад +1

    my background used to be a ss of me in a white background (which is showing just my eyebrows and forehead). after putting this background mai kaali tape laga deta tha camera pe, aur fir aaram se let ke class attend karta tha🤣🤣. i never got caught, puchte bhi to bol deta net ki wajeh se atak gaya

  • @amishkumarsingh8826
    @amishkumarsingh8826 Год назад +1

    how does this not have at least 1 mil views????! mind = popcorn

  • @never_enough_17
    @never_enough_17 Год назад +2

    That you lost your grandparents hits different sir 🙂

  • @bumblebee2956
    @bumblebee2956 Год назад +2

    I really wish you to be successful in this 😂 your writing, pitch and timing is next level 😅

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Год назад +15

    Azeem, this was fun as always! Manifest that I might see you LIVE again. It’s been too long since I’ve enjoyed your show.

  • @adityaspace
    @adityaspace Год назад +2

    One small step for mac, a giant leap for apple stocks lmao

  • @rameezshamalik6735
    @rameezshamalik6735 Год назад +2

    searched google three times for adjectives!

  • @ahmadbabar
    @ahmadbabar Год назад +6

    Hilarious as always. Keep it up

  • @anilachar323
    @anilachar323 Год назад +4

    8:15 Azeem, blur your background. We can't believe you use that guitar and/or that weird rowing machine (or GTA video game chair) in your room.
    Keep up the dark humour for these dark times!
    PS, I feel the Govt will cancel any future booster shot for you, after this clip!

  • @kknaksh3896
    @kknaksh3896 Год назад

    It's lovely I come across your vedios from Tamilnadu..

  • @garbitasaha7242
    @garbitasaha7242 Год назад

    So if I have a topic how do I contact you?

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 11 месяцев назад

    net positive population 😂😂
    omg bruh wat an epic one!!

  • @bidusha_mandal
    @bidusha_mandal Год назад

    Your jokes are so fresh.. Finally youtube shorts recommend something useful.. binge watching your videos…😊😊

  • @nazirvania9365
    @nazirvania9365 Год назад

    Excellent comedian❤!
    Come to the UK🇬🇧👏👏👏

  • @AliImran79707
    @AliImran79707 Год назад +1

    Subtitles are there to tell people that 'I'm good at English bas bolte waqt idher udher ho jata hai'

  • @melwynz
    @melwynz Год назад +1

    Am Covid Nostalgic too,great bit Azeem

  • @aadeshanand9014
    @aadeshanand9014 Год назад +1

    Feel the same about the Metro in Mumbai

  • @kambleji
    @kambleji Год назад +1

    Chalo, mei apna IELTS ka preparation yahi karega.

  • @nikhilm103
    @nikhilm103 Год назад +4

    Listening to his perspective, it’s safe to call him Azoom Banatwala

  • @er.pratiksawant
    @er.pratiksawant Год назад +1

    Bhai ke joote dekho bhailog 🔥. Azeem dripping hard AF. Please don't say kurla se liya sab 😂

  • @samihazeehan6679
    @samihazeehan6679 10 месяцев назад

    His jokes give the perfect amount satire and dark humor

  • @abhinavtripathi6561
    @abhinavtripathi6561 Год назад +2

    good show Neville

  • @hiteshkumarpatel7519
    @hiteshkumarpatel7519 Год назад +6

    just for algo

  • @ag0808
    @ag0808 Год назад

    Even being in Bengaluru, can relate with this so much 😢

  • @some.metime8344
    @some.metime8344 Год назад +1

    bhai....u manifested it again!! kyonnnn kara bhai aisaa???!!
    Covid is back!
    SHITTT!!
    isko koi chup karo rey..

  • @meghnaghatak4949
    @meghnaghatak4949 Год назад

    We had to put up the background of the logo of our workplace. We had a supervisor with the profile pic of the logo and then logo background.

  • @seepajaiswal8906
    @seepajaiswal8906 Год назад

    Awesome dost you made me me laugh till my tears roll out

  • @Oldglen
    @Oldglen Год назад

    I got recommended this and it’s funny AF 🤣😂

  • @adityamadihalli6606
    @adityamadihalli6606 Год назад +1

    9:35 *elon musk din dhar baith ke memes chura rha h

  • @shailjaverma75
    @shailjaverma75 Год назад

    Hey...come do a show in Lucknow please🙂

  • @markhenry6767
    @markhenry6767 Год назад +1

    Pokhraj Roy is the type of person who replies to every message individually if you send multiple messages.

  • @vatsalbhagora3909
    @vatsalbhagora3909 Год назад

    Ahmedabad ka metro covid me hi ban gaya 🤣🤣 traffic se bache 🙌🏼

  • @Ipad4-r8y
    @Ipad4-r8y Год назад

    His metro rant is my inner monologue ☺️👍

  • @ratnesh0307
    @ratnesh0307 Год назад +1

    great video Azeem😂 for the algo👍🏻

  • @ExpertedPro
    @ExpertedPro Год назад

    me drinking water while listening to his jokes

  • @nikhilm103
    @nikhilm103 Год назад

    Good set. Pretty sure those “ohh” peeps in the end know nothing about NFT’s

  • @shivas2557
    @shivas2557 7 месяцев назад

    Azeem in thumbnail looks like that guy in The Dictator who gets the news he's HIV Aladeen

  • @lishyajennifer
    @lishyajennifer 9 месяцев назад

    Ohhhh Laughed my heart out!!

  • @rana1561
    @rana1561 Год назад +1

    8:09 apun ko laga Pogba pe aaega

  • @varungonsalves3304
    @varungonsalves3304 Год назад

    Elon Musk buying stuff joke aged well... X

  • @renukayadav5949
    @renukayadav5949 Год назад +2

    azeem you look like my counsellor, the only difference is you are funnier: )

  • @murtazahamid6579
    @murtazahamid6579 Год назад +1

    azeems therapy session dude !!

  • @naveent4458
    @naveent4458 Год назад +1

    It's too dark even to be called as dark comedy 🙄

  • @subodhgarg5531
    @subodhgarg5531 Год назад

    Great Video!! Keep it up!

  • @nirmalakutty9416
    @nirmalakutty9416 Год назад

    Excellent excellent presentation and comedy

  • @entertainmentonspot8747
    @entertainmentonspot8747 Год назад

    Azeem looks like the indian version of tom hayworth

  • @ActingKaQeeda
    @ActingKaQeeda Год назад +2

    Collective death of people is not a joke. Japanese mourn Hiroshima and Nagasaki even today. Jalianwala baugh in India similarly.

    • @adamya8189
      @adamya8189 Год назад +4

      How are you relating those disasters with harmless jokes ?

    • @SA-gf3th
      @SA-gf3th Год назад

      Good

  • @garima2473
    @garima2473 Год назад +1

    *fed up with life*

  • @sonurkanojiya
    @sonurkanojiya Год назад

    Video start hone se pahele like is mandatory 🥰🥰🥰👌👌

  • @vandandesai4678
    @vandandesai4678 Год назад +4

    Alguuueeerrrrrrooooooooooo

    • @thebanat
      @thebanat  Год назад +5

      I SHARE YOU'LL NEVER COMMENT ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN

    • @vandandesai4678
      @vandandesai4678 Год назад +2

      @@thebanat hahahaha 😂

  • @IrshadKhan-sk7rz
    @IrshadKhan-sk7rz Год назад

    Just killing relative 😂😂😂

  • @psdas
    @psdas 11 месяцев назад

    Metro card and pension card saath me milega.

  • @lonelylife642
    @lonelylife642 Год назад

    Hello
    Unfortunately I am seeing you on 5th and your show was on 4th in hyderabad.
    Very unfortunate

  • @Akshat.1812
    @Akshat.1812 Год назад

    Amazing brother 👍👍

  • @ThinkTank007
    @ThinkTank007 Год назад

    I don't know this guy but he's doing good

  • @juvasspeedoflife557
    @juvasspeedoflife557 Год назад

    Do a show in Kolkata please

    • @thebanat
      @thebanat  Год назад

      9th June. Check link in description :)

  • @pratikmirgane333
    @pratikmirgane333 Год назад

    Too good ❤❤

  • @renukarana6564
    @renukarana6564 Год назад

    Amazing set Azeem!!!

  • @rainworld-f3i
    @rainworld-f3i Год назад

    Smart standup!

  • @abhishektandon4919
    @abhishektandon4919 Год назад +1

    Is your english course paid?

  • @likhendradahare
    @likhendradahare Год назад +4

    Amazing work azeem 👏👏

  • @SHAMSHERSINGH-ol9tw
    @SHAMSHERSINGH-ol9tw Год назад

    I love all your jokes and enjoyed all of them as well , but when you talked about kamra an finished you video its look like fishy …… A STRAIGHT QUESTION ARE YOU AFRAID

  • @ejazahmad1838
    @ejazahmad1838 Год назад

    Net positive 😂😂

  • @StayAware9
    @StayAware9 Год назад

    Disliking because you mentioned Kunal Kamra.👍🏻👍🏻

  • @utwonics
    @utwonics 6 месяцев назад

    😂 I fell down

  • @marlenemenon6619
    @marlenemenon6619 4 месяца назад

    Great

  • @sharrychnged
    @sharrychnged Год назад

    Ever so funny! 🤣

  • @fearlessassassin6713
    @fearlessassassin6713 Год назад

    This is good

  • @kmmahir183
    @kmmahir183 Год назад +1

    Pandemic is back dude

  • @Shimmerswimmer
    @Shimmerswimmer Год назад

    Follow please don’t make me dance 😂😂🤣

  • @RohitYadav-ip2ew
    @RohitYadav-ip2ew Год назад

    for the algo.

  • @shellybabu
    @shellybabu Год назад

    Bagwan ne teri sun li