Plis leave a like on the video and follow on Instagram. Thanks for watching! Also Mumbai and Pune show dates changed to Feb because I forgot about Lollapalooza :-/
i started my Diploma when i first saw Kharghar Metro line construction and believe me i completed my diploma, then bachelors, then I worked for 1 year and then I left and switched my field and now I'm working in another company, but still the construction is not completed yet......now i am waiting for my kids to see that miracle
Not ashamed to admit that I have tried some of these jokes on my friend and she laughed all along and She was impressed. Eventually I told her the source because I wanted her to know all my references. Now, we binge watch all Azeem's special together. Thanks man for being my jokes ka pitara. Keep pushing man!
I was lucky to be in Kolkata because a lot of our city’s Metro Construction got over these past 2 years. A long way to go, but happy to see the progress.
Azeem is manifesting sustainable population management and I’m manifesting that he gets to dance in a Reel with a plant in the background or his own face in the background. No blur effects because I’ll have my unblur option ready 😂
All your videos are gold! I have been stressed for a whole week and I laughed out loud for the first time in seven days right now! Keep up the wittiness, more power to you!
@@simonkplive9701 nah bro. He's literally a guy who is genuinely enjoying the video and commenting everytime he finds something funny. And it's very refreshing to see
I'm also responsible for bringing covid. I was in my second semester and exhausted as I had to travel long distance to reach my college and come back. So one night I wished for a long long break and the very next day government announced to shut down all places. It was such a joy!
*heavy breathing* what did you say about His Majesty Glorious Maharaj Chattrapati Samrat Vishwaguru 56 incher (both chest and [CENSORED]) Supreme Leader? He isn't jovial Hitler. He is Atmanirbhar. Hitler is a gloomy Supreme Leader.
6:23 not gonna lie , i was so fed pf school that i wanted a 6 months holiday twice in a year 😂. And then COVID came and i was like , universe! Thank you 😂. For a good amount of days , i laughed thinking i manifested it 😂
Hey Azeem! Just checked out your live show tickets. Why is it 18+ man. Makes it sound so risqué. Guess i gotta wait for another 6 months before i can attend your show live
my background used to be a ss of me in a white background (which is showing just my eyebrows and forehead). after putting this background mai kaali tape laga deta tha camera pe, aur fir aaram se let ke class attend karta tha🤣🤣. i never got caught, puchte bhi to bol deta net ki wajeh se atak gaya
8:15 Azeem, blur your background. We can't believe you use that guitar and/or that weird rowing machine (or GTA video game chair) in your room. Keep up the dark humour for these dark times! PS, I feel the Govt will cancel any future booster shot for you, after this clip!
I love all your jokes and enjoyed all of them as well , but when you talked about kamra an finished you video its look like fishy …… A STRAIGHT QUESTION ARE YOU AFRAID
Plis leave a like on the video and follow on Instagram. Thanks for watching! Also Mumbai and Pune show dates changed to Feb because I forgot about Lollapalooza :-/
i started my Diploma when i first saw Kharghar Metro line construction and believe me i completed my diploma, then bachelors, then I worked for 1 year and then I left and switched my field and now I'm working in another company, but still the construction is not completed yet......now i am waiting for my kids to see that miracle
i was a kid when it started, I am an adult working now it's still going on
😂😂😂
its inaugurated kharghar metro
Not ashamed to admit that I have tried some of these jokes on my friend and she laughed all along and She was impressed. Eventually I told her the source because I wanted her to know all my references. Now, we binge watch all Azeem's special together. Thanks man for being my jokes ka pitara. Keep pushing man!
Hope you gave credits or else he’ll give you a copyright strike 😂
Rizz
@@HeyItzJsans pakka mat
The point is usne diya ki nahi?
This sounds like the start of a love story 😅
I was lucky to be in Kolkata because a lot of our city’s Metro Construction got over these past 2 years. A long way to go, but happy to see the progress.
CAN CONFIRM. LOVE THE METRO
Crying in joka
Metro construction can finish? 💀
@@NishManoj Delhi been doing it XD
@@NishManoj 😂
As a user of blurred background, I agree with the unblur features
Towel wala orgy OP
This is genius wit! The subtitles are superb as always too! Super stuff, Azeem. Love it!
What was genius in this? #kuch bhi
Though it was little bit funny .
A new banatwalla stand-up? God! Must be my lucky day today
“The Lust for wandering is palpable.”
Also, Hookup culture explained.
nothing wrong with hookups if u r not looking for a serious relationship!!
Ain’t no away you do hookups
Azeem is manifesting sustainable population management and I’m manifesting that he gets to dance in a Reel with a plant in the background or his own face in the background. No blur effects because I’ll have my unblur option ready 😂
All your videos are gold! I have been stressed for a whole week and I laughed out loud for the first time in seven days right now! Keep up the wittiness, more power to you!
Lmao Pokhraj Roy is the epitome of a person enjoying various bits of the video as it plays out. 😂
😂😂😂
If I don’t provide my minute to minute analysis telling the creator exactly what I like, is it even fun?
Pokhraj must be a Bot
@@simonkplive9701 Botraj
@@simonkplive9701 nah bro. He's literally a guy who is genuinely enjoying the video and commenting everytime he finds something funny. And it's very refreshing to see
I'm also responsible for bringing covid. I was in my second semester and exhausted as I had to travel long distance to reach my college and come back. So one night I wished for a long long break and the very next day government announced to shut down all places. It was such a joy!
"Pehle kuch easy try Karo.. road banao na road."😂😂😂 Amazing stuff
Jiiii iiiiiiin
I have maintained for the past few years that Azeem is one of the finest comedians in India and still very underrated. I haven't changed my mind.
“A very jovial Hitler.”
Wonder who else fits that description. Of course, the Supreme Leader and the Sanskaari Führer.
*heavy breathing* what did you say about His Majesty Glorious Maharaj Chattrapati Samrat Vishwaguru 56 incher (both chest and [CENSORED]) Supreme Leader? He isn't jovial Hitler. He is Atmanirbhar. Hitler is a gloomy Supreme Leader.
I went to Mumbai for 2 days , i was frustrated seeing the metro construction sites 😂😂
COVID-19 Nostalgia? So, basically 5 months of uncertainty before my online classes and people gagging over ‘Tiger King’ as well as Ludo?
6:23 not gonna lie , i was so fed pf school that i wanted a 6 months holiday twice in a year 😂. And then COVID came and i was like , universe! Thank you 😂. For a good amount of days , i laughed thinking i manifested it 😂
Hey Azeem! Just checked out your live show tickets. Why is it 18+ man. Makes it sound so risqué. Guess i gotta wait for another 6 months before i can attend your show live
Fixed it. It's 16+ only. Only Hyderabad has the age restriction. Getting that sorted out
@@thebanat yosh! Lets meet in January then!
So glad to have seen him do this set live in Bangalore. It was a blast, hope to catch you again in Feb :)
This man's level is consistently good..
"Kuch simple karo....pehle Road banao" - hit it straight!
I thought the metro and roads situation was about Banglore. Fits perfectly with this city as well!!
The joke about Elon and Twitter is,
Why Azeem is GOAT in Observational Comedy.
Loved the bit.
That "Kuch easy" one cracked me up🤣
Absolute class !! Very original material !! Brightened my evening !!😊
Thank you.🇬🇧
Population Coming out of the pandemic net positive is real gains
Where I can see the full video?
my background used to be a ss of me in a white background (which is showing just my eyebrows and forehead). after putting this background mai kaali tape laga deta tha camera pe, aur fir aaram se let ke class attend karta tha🤣🤣. i never got caught, puchte bhi to bol deta net ki wajeh se atak gaya
how does this not have at least 1 mil views????! mind = popcorn
That you lost your grandparents hits different sir 🙂
I really wish you to be successful in this 😂 your writing, pitch and timing is next level 😅
Azeem, this was fun as always! Manifest that I might see you LIVE again. It’s been too long since I’ve enjoyed your show.
One small step for mac, a giant leap for apple stocks lmao
searched google three times for adjectives!
Hilarious as always. Keep it up
8:15 Azeem, blur your background. We can't believe you use that guitar and/or that weird rowing machine (or GTA video game chair) in your room.
Keep up the dark humour for these dark times!
PS, I feel the Govt will cancel any future booster shot for you, after this clip!
It's lovely I come across your vedios from Tamilnadu..
So if I have a topic how do I contact you?
net positive population 😂😂
omg bruh wat an epic one!!
Your jokes are so fresh.. Finally youtube shorts recommend something useful.. binge watching your videos…😊😊
Excellent comedian❤!
Come to the UK🇬🇧👏👏👏
Subtitles are there to tell people that 'I'm good at English bas bolte waqt idher udher ho jata hai'
Am Covid Nostalgic too,great bit Azeem
Feel the same about the Metro in Mumbai
Chalo, mei apna IELTS ka preparation yahi karega.
Listening to his perspective, it’s safe to call him Azoom Banatwala
Bhai ke joote dekho bhailog 🔥. Azeem dripping hard AF. Please don't say kurla se liya sab 😂
His jokes give the perfect amount satire and dark humor
good show Neville
just for algo
Even being in Bengaluru, can relate with this so much 😢
bhai....u manifested it again!! kyonnnn kara bhai aisaa???!!
Covid is back!
SHITTT!!
isko koi chup karo rey..
We had to put up the background of the logo of our workplace. We had a supervisor with the profile pic of the logo and then logo background.
Awesome dost you made me me laugh till my tears roll out
I got recommended this and it’s funny AF 🤣😂
9:35 *elon musk din dhar baith ke memes chura rha h
Hey...come do a show in Lucknow please🙂
Pokhraj Roy is the type of person who replies to every message individually if you send multiple messages.
Ahmedabad ka metro covid me hi ban gaya 🤣🤣 traffic se bache 🙌🏼
His metro rant is my inner monologue ☺️👍
great video Azeem😂 for the algo👍🏻
me drinking water while listening to his jokes
Good set. Pretty sure those “ohh” peeps in the end know nothing about NFT’s
Azeem in thumbnail looks like that guy in The Dictator who gets the news he's HIV Aladeen
Ohhhh Laughed my heart out!!
8:09 apun ko laga Pogba pe aaega
Haha.. same 😂
Elon Musk buying stuff joke aged well... X
azeem you look like my counsellor, the only difference is you are funnier: )
azeems therapy session dude !!
It's too dark even to be called as dark comedy 🙄
Great Video!! Keep it up!
Excellent excellent presentation and comedy
Azeem looks like the indian version of tom hayworth
Collective death of people is not a joke. Japanese mourn Hiroshima and Nagasaki even today. Jalianwala baugh in India similarly.
How are you relating those disasters with harmless jokes ?
Good
*fed up with life*
Video start hone se pahele like is mandatory 🥰🥰🥰👌👌
Alguuueeerrrrrrooooooooooo
I SHARE YOU'LL NEVER COMMENT ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
@@thebanat hahahaha 😂
Just killing relative 😂😂😂
Metro card and pension card saath me milega.
Hello
Unfortunately I am seeing you on 5th and your show was on 4th in hyderabad.
Very unfortunate
Amazing brother 👍👍
I don't know this guy but he's doing good
Do a show in Kolkata please
9th June. Check link in description :)
Too good ❤❤
Amazing set Azeem!!!
Smart standup!
Is your english course paid?
Amazing work azeem 👏👏
I love all your jokes and enjoyed all of them as well , but when you talked about kamra an finished you video its look like fishy …… A STRAIGHT QUESTION ARE YOU AFRAID
Net positive 😂😂
Disliking because you mentioned Kunal Kamra.👍🏻👍🏻
Hating u just because u speak English just like brits!
😂 I fell down
Great
Ever so funny! 🤣
This is good
Pandemic is back dude
Follow please don’t make me dance 😂😂🤣
for the algo.
Bagwan ne teri sun li