@ fighting with HINDU Guys. It's strange for me. Maybe ur confusing a forward reply with fight.. I'm sorry if u felt that I was fighting, this is NOT a good sign for me personally... Anyway have I hurt ur feelings indirectly?
@ Thanks.. 😊 u will find my msg often, but I guarantee you that u will never find it offensive msg started by me. Most of the time when some abuses(excessively) me I Quit.. Anyway Thanks again for ur supportive msg.
*There is no straight men in the world who has genetically wired patience to answer philosophical bullshit questions from a woman he cannot sleep with* Omg this was amazing 😂😂😂💯💯
Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.
Zakir is boring af. You have to like wait for 2 minutes & listen to his story just for a mere punch. And had he been Zakir, one wouldn't even bear those 2 minutes.
Is it just me or it feels like Azeem has mixed in a bit of Biswa's delivery style with his own in the storytelling? Maybe I'm imagining things. Either way, very enjoyable
Brilliant piece. But 13mins after release an 8min video has 2.5k views already and 45 comments!!!!
6 лет назад+117
Three instructions: - side se chota - upar se lamba - baki bhagwan pe chod do 😂😂😂😂 Lmao.. That's what I ask too, but opposite: - side se lamba - upar se chota
you guys make me feel like a vampire......i got thirst for some good comedy...n i feed on only EIC as they have good ones (sadly good things take time) ..EIC rocks!!!!!! especially when i am drunk😉
No straight men in this world has the patience to answer a woman's philosophical bullshit questions, especially the one he cannot sleep with 😂😂 wah kya bol diya bhai. Very good one.
Sounds like tongue twister. I couldn’t even remember and repeat those five names starting from “J” and he said that in one breath. 🙈😂😅🤟🏻👏🏻👌🏻🥳😨😱😱😱😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
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Eic ka sundar pichai
Just Poorer..
Poorer Pichai
@ fighting with HINDU Guys. It's strange for me. Maybe ur confusing a forward reply with fight..
I'm sorry if u felt that I was fighting, this is NOT a good sign for me personally...
Anyway have I hurt ur feelings indirectly?
@ should I take ur msg as a compliment or....🤔
@ Thanks.. 😊 u will find my msg often, but I guarantee you that u will never find it offensive msg started by me. Most of the time when some abuses(excessively) me I Quit.. Anyway Thanks again for ur supportive msg.
and they always have an old picture of zayn malik😂
stream icarus falls
Hahahaha ....yeh sahi tha 😂
So true 😂
Delisha
Can't agree more, from Bangladesh.
Yeah true!! .... Pune
EVERY SINGLE TIME
The best barber is the one from GTA San Andreas, he can make hair grow
In just seconds😂
😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏
True af bro😂😂
Yeah😂🤣😂🤣
LMAO
*There is no straight men in the world who has genetically wired patience to answer philosophical bullshit questions from a woman he cannot sleep with*
Omg this was amazing 😂😂😂💯💯
😅
Brilliant
F lulu pp q2i
"It smells of Gillette and compromise"😀😂
MOBILE GAMING INC.😀😀
I DIED AT "barber is playing Counterstrike" 😂😂😂
And other things Shashi tharoor says....😂😂😁😁
😂 true af
Take your Floccinaucinihilipilificatious words elsewhere.
@@ManishKumar-uf9tx wht does that mean?
@@tammanarao3803 habit of thinking that something is worthless
Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.
"Answering philosophical stupid questions for the woman he doesn't sleep with! " Oh God Azeem 😂
Answering philosophical stupid questions forever
He can't*
I'm here 4 year later to inform that comment section is still active 😃
"that is when they release him.....
From the closet"
Okay this guy wins,
Everybody pack it up.
As a hair stylist
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I agree.
Deep
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Lol lipi
Gay hairstylist..?
Not counter culturist?
He was expecting laughter at 6:55
But he get at 6:45
Comic surprised by the crowed.
Thanks
"...from a woman he cannot sleep with"
*"Woaaaahoho"*
6:52
Debbie
This was a BURNNNNNN!!!!!!
the wooaaahoho was a burn? ;-;
@@debbiebaby03 yeh even I don't get what burn meant here
No I mean the “..from a woman he cannot sleep with” was a good joke as in he built it up till there
@uzma noor it was a burn to the gays
Like there on fire🔥 after the joke
I completely understand that
3:29-"all of their names start with J somehow"
Ironically the salon where I go for a haircut has a guy named Jamaal 😂😂😂
-Gota?
@@hrishikeshpawar3341 😂😂
1:39 - "Exasperating Farrago "
Kal hi ja rahahu udhar.
Sacchi?
@@johnfernandes5016 7?jitihf
.o
Rl5
@@johnfernandes5016ha
Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?
I find Zakir Khan boring TBH. Bassi is funny though but he's more of a story-teller!
Zakir is boring af. You have to like wait for 2 minutes & listen to his story just for a mere punch. And had he been Zakir, one wouldn't even bear those 2 minutes.
@@Jeffrin_ What does it matter if he's storyteller...Story is funny af...Zakir is just meh! Not bad though
Bassi can be funny sometimes... Doesn't have quality content consistently
Zakir is like fine wine. Not everyone can appreciate the taste. He’s a storyteller at heart with humor.
"I want you to do a little but it should look like a lot" Amit shah to Modi be like
You deserve a thousand likes my friend
i wish i could like it hundred times
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha bro you nailed it
Himay Kapadia 😁😂😍😁😂😍
Jahil. Jallad. 😂😂😂
Loved this! Azeem should do more stand up videos for EIC!
I am so middle class that I actually know who shahnaaz Hussain is 😂😂
Who is he man?
@@regularjoe9032 she*
@@regularjoe9032 he is a she 😅😂. She is the founder of a beauty product company named after her.
@@vidyasingh7030 thank you 😀
Me too.. but I also know Javed Habib 😂😂😂
This man appears to be a mix of Sundar Pichai, Vicky Kaushal and Saqib Saleem😅
Finally! I found a something with clever jokes which were funny!
Go watch Daniel Fernandes
exactly and without vulgarity / propoganda... He deserves it for the clean comedy he does
Kenny Sebastian..
@@anishpemmaraju3724 he's good, but he hasn't uploaded any stand up comedy videos in a while...
@@ranisalokhe8294 he just did a special
One of the best standups I've seen in a while
That counter strike part was just Amazing ...😂😂😂😂
i admit it .... it is tooo funny
when gamers content jokes strikes
Haha. Damn man, came here after reading tweet of Atul Khatri, nd worth it man. This guy is fantabulous..
Whts that tweet??
@ Aseem Banatwalla it is..
To call him Sundar pichai is so old, he's eic ka vicky kaushal. :p
"LUCKY SALOON"
the most use name
and i am always unlucky in that
I would never let a Jallad (executioner) cut my hair.
hahahhahahha....good one
Gala kat ke leke chal jayeg
MOBILE GAMING INC.
He might cut the wrong part in the right way!
OH MY GOD 😂😂
Amazing set! For the first time a set has been so wonderfully comical without being dirty or including any double meaning jokes💗
"Secret of eternal youth"😂😂😂
He sounds like Ranveer Singh.!
Is it just me or it feels like Azeem has mixed in a bit of Biswa's delivery style with his own in the storytelling?
Maybe I'm imagining things. Either way, very enjoyable
Good to know I wasn't the only one thinking the same!
Ya I felt same he got Biswa's style
Thinking the same until I saw your comment.
kanan's
That it's there line resembles the one where Kanan says ....the cow it's there...
Only commenting because I've never been so early on an EIC video.
This is class standup. I dont remember when i saw a standup like this. Its subtle.
There is literally a unisex fancy salon in jammu..panache...😂
Gay part is also true😂
😂😂😂😂
Panache kidr ha
@@Dream11KaBoss akhnoor road near kamal palace under count fitness gym
Delete. All unnecesssry things.
One of the best Azeem Banaatwaala stand up! 😁😂🤣😅
Woh 5 dislikes barbers ke hai 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad
And Janhvi.
Puneet M Okay😂😂
Dude! Side se Chota Upar se lamba 😂😂😂😂
Having since 20 years😂😂😂😂
Then also i end up looking different every time. Like how? He is a magician 😂
@@surbhitmathur6484 😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 Every fucking time
Title of my autobiography
"Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad" My name **I won't say it** also starts with J 'v'
Just one word.. EPIC! 🔥
It's been so long i heard anything new, clean and funny!
Notification Squad Assemble!!!
This guy is so underrated man. Love his comedy and style.
Brilliant piece. But 13mins after release an 8min video has 2.5k views already and 45 comments!!!!
Three instructions:
- side se chota
- upar se lamba
- baki bhagwan pe chod do
😂😂😂😂 Lmao..
That's what I ask too, but opposite:
- side se lamba
- upar se chota
dude are bald
Upar se chota, side se chota
What kind of psychopath you are?
"from the closet" BRILLIANT 😂😂😂
Literally ganesh ka bap.....
That slow killer😂😂😂
I choked on my chai😂
I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one.
Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦♀️
I thought it gonna be little boring because never saw this guy before........but I loved it😍😍😍too much fun.Keep it up😘
7:42 Pachak! 😝😝
7:41 We all can relate to that.
'New ganesh salon' thing is so tru god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best comedy piece in a long time. This one is for the books. Azeem has arrived with this one. Bravo 👏👏
Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...
Loved each bit of it.. Azeem u rocked it!!!
Never commented before... But THIS was amazing!!! Awesome content, and to top it all, mind blowing delivery till the end!! Keep up the good work!!👍😊👍😊
Extremely well written and performed. Other comedians can learn a thing or two from him
Thanks man. Really loved it. You are creativity at its best! Cheers
Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing
Such smart jokes man, freaking loved this set
Such a lovely crowd laughing of every shit he says and they are also clapping and having fun
He is doing good job bro...its not easy to make people laugh...being comedian is tough...atul khatri and azeem are best of eic..sahil shah too
You nailed it buddy!!! Keep doin awesome work.
This is the first time I did not skip the ad. Cool jam! 😀
2 years and still funny
Something fresh for a Change. Your observational puns were on point Azeem, tight set bro!
He forgot one main difference..
Unisex - ₹50/-
Fancy - ₹500/-
Loved the bit! My new fav...
No unisex salon: 200
Fancy salon: 2000
I missed these stand-up..... nobody uploaded such simple and sorted videos for years....good job azeem
Reminder: You haven't uploaded in 2 months.
Edit- 3
Counter strike one was the best !! Literally head shot..amazing.
I like this earthling comedian. Would you like to take him with me to Mars?
*Ayy lmao...*
That laugh at 1:29 😂
"Quote from the video" Followed by emotjis 😂😂😂
Bhai!!! Mzaa aa Gaya!!! I have experienced that fachak earlier and now I don't, because now I don't have hair!!! 😂😂😂😂
What Is that tune in the end?
Leaving a comment for when you find out
@@yogipandit9086 same Bro mei Bhi
Yeah even I wanna know
@@rutujasuryavanshi2060 everyone wants to know but no one is willing to tell 😂
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Here is the music guys....
“Not for Nothing”
That water spray one was so accurate😂
you guys make me feel like a vampire......i got thirst for some good comedy...n i feed on only EIC as they have good ones (sadly good things take time) ..EIC rocks!!!!!! especially when i am drunk😉
"barber is playing counterstrike! Phacchaakkkk. Headshot."😂😂😂😂
I always wonder do you have really have audience out there.. because everytime that aplause sounds same..😂😂
Finally azeem's video after a long time. This is why I love this guy.
Anyone spotted Abish's voice in the background???😀😂
That weird signature laugh is his....yup
Yeah😂
Finally another one. I've waited for it for so long. And not dissapointed. You are simply amazing.
Azeem's performance in this is a different level man.
Amazing.....the verbatim is now stuck wit me too 🙂😊😂🤣
What a great comedian this guy is!!!
Loved it!! Hilarious and amazing 👌😂😂😂😂 The humour was on point!
Amazing show !!! Azeem never fails to make you laugh!
After a very long time...i laughed until i cried...pachak!!! You're awesome Azeem... That should be your name...Awesome Azeem..
No straight men in this world has the patience to answer a woman's philosophical bullshit questions, especially the one he cannot sleep with 😂😂 wah kya bol diya bhai. Very good one.
sabarilal gopi not true for all
The closest wala joke lmao. So appropriate 🤣🤣🤣
The gay hairstylist part was hilarious 😂
That side se kaat doa and beech me bade rahene do is sooo relatable!!!!😂😂😂😂
Hey azeem l have seen u in eic vs Bollywood but u r actually more funnier alone..😄
Sounds like tongue twister. I couldn’t even remember and repeat those five names starting from “J” and he said that in one breath. 🙈😂😅🤟🏻👏🏻👌🏻🥳😨😱😱😱😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
😂😂😂😂😂 laughed constantly
"Berber, he is playing counter strike!! Phachakk!! Headshot!!".... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man that was hilarious !
stopped watching india pakistan match for this video
I'm from India man
@@ShujathHussain0 India har Raha that isliye kya ?
Bhakts and their Zero Humour Unique
"side se chota upar se lamba baki bhagwan pr chhod do" was the reality😂😂😂😂😂
2:50 FIR INCOMMING!!! XD
Hahahxd Indians get offended by everything man
What can we do man😂
😂
The water spray thing is so true 😂😂😂😂😂
Owh my gosh! Died at “zz”
It was simply brilliant really hats off thank u for bringing a bit of joy to my life. 😃😃
"smells of Gillette and compromise"
That legendary "PACHAK" won me over....😂😂😂😂