BARBER vs STYLIST | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Live show tickets - linktr.ee/azee...
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    Instagram: azeembanatwalla
    Twitter: TheBanat
    Credits:
    Camera: Brian, Leslie, Naveen
    Editor: Jayant Kaushik
    Audio: Shanmukhanad

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  • @RythmGkwd
    @RythmGkwd 6 лет назад +1961

    The best barber is the one from GTA San Andreas, he can make hair grow

  • @deliisshha
    @deliisshha 6 лет назад +4729

    and they always have an old picture of zayn malik😂
    stream icarus falls

  • @armchaircritic8329
    @armchaircritic8329 6 лет назад +1475

    "It smells of Gillette and compromise"😀😂

  • @_dreamok
    @_dreamok 6 лет назад +187

    I DIED AT "barber is playing Counterstrike" 😂😂😂

  • @ispa21
    @ispa21 6 лет назад +3536

    Eic ka sundar pichai

    • @EvergreenConsultancy
      @EvergreenConsultancy 6 лет назад +37

      Just Poorer..

    • @yeahsyr
      @yeahsyr 6 лет назад +55

      Poorer Pichai

    • @EvergreenConsultancy
      @EvergreenConsultancy 6 лет назад +12

      @ fighting with HINDU Guys. It's strange for me. Maybe ur confusing a forward reply with fight..
      I'm sorry if u felt that I was fighting, this is NOT a good sign for me personally...
      Anyway have I hurt ur feelings indirectly?

    • @EvergreenConsultancy
      @EvergreenConsultancy 6 лет назад +3

      @ should I take ur msg as a compliment or....🤔

    • @EvergreenConsultancy
      @EvergreenConsultancy 6 лет назад +10

      @ Thanks.. 😊 u will find my msg often, but I guarantee you that u will never find it offensive msg started by me. Most of the time when some abuses(excessively) me I Quit.. Anyway Thanks again for ur supportive msg.

  • @vanshikaagarwal615
    @vanshikaagarwal615 5 лет назад +839

    *There is no straight men in the world who has genetically wired patience to answer philosophical bullshit questions from a woman he cannot sleep with*
    Omg this was amazing 😂😂😂💯💯

  • @MsManiJha
    @MsManiJha 6 лет назад +679

    "Answering philosophical stupid questions for the woman he doesn't sleep with! " Oh God Azeem 😂

    • @mdsameerthunder
      @mdsameerthunder 5 лет назад +2

      Answering philosophical stupid questions forever

    • @riddhi8302
      @riddhi8302 4 года назад +2

      He can't*

    • @adityaverma0615
      @adityaverma0615 Год назад +2

      I'm here 4 year later to inform that comment section is still active 😃

  • @ashokshreeji3590
    @ashokshreeji3590 4 года назад +101

    Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.

  • @tanisha4449
    @tanisha4449 6 лет назад +1200

    And other things Shashi tharoor says....😂😂😁😁

    • @prithviraj0_0
      @prithviraj0_0 6 лет назад +2

      😂 true af

    • @ManishKumar-uf9tx
      @ManishKumar-uf9tx 5 лет назад +2

      Take your Floccinaucinihilipilificatious words elsewhere.

    • @tammanarao3803
      @tammanarao3803 5 лет назад

      @@ManishKumar-uf9tx wht does that mean?

    • @ExuberantTV
      @ExuberantTV 5 лет назад +2

      @@tammanarao3803 habit of thinking that something is worthless

  • @armaansamirizvi3354
    @armaansamirizvi3354 6 лет назад +117

    "that is when they release him.....
    From the closet"
    Okay this guy wins,
    Everybody pack it up.

  • @debbiebaby03
    @debbiebaby03 6 лет назад +607

    "...from a woman he cannot sleep with"
    *"Woaaaahoho"*
    6:52

    • @uzmanoor6640
      @uzmanoor6640 6 лет назад +6

      Debbie
      This was a BURNNNNNN!!!!!!

    • @debbiebaby03
      @debbiebaby03 6 лет назад +10

      the wooaaahoho was a burn? ;-;

    • @saumitjin5526
      @saumitjin5526 6 лет назад +1

      @@debbiebaby03 yeh even I don't get what burn meant here

    • @uzmanoor6640
      @uzmanoor6640 6 лет назад +4

      No I mean the “..from a woman he cannot sleep with” was a good joke as in he built it up till there

    • @kitsun3Pearce7
      @kitsun3Pearce7 6 лет назад

      @uzma noor it was a burn to the gays
      Like there on fire🔥 after the joke
      I completely understand that

  • @theshiro7179
    @theshiro7179 5 лет назад +146

    He was expecting laughter at 6:55
    But he get at 6:45
    Comic surprised by the crowed.

  • @Sacchidanand
    @Sacchidanand 6 лет назад +391

    1:39 - "Exasperating Farrago "
    Kal hi ja rahahu udhar.

  • @pratikdodake7645
    @pratikdodake7645 6 лет назад +40

    3:29-"all of their names start with J somehow"
    Ironically the salon where I go for a haircut has a guy named Jamaal 😂😂😂

  • @Lwoods1717
    @Lwoods1717 6 лет назад +2425

    As a hair stylist
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    .
    .
    I agree.

  • @rohanpatil2892
    @rohanpatil2892 3 года назад +130

    Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?

    • @Jeffrin_
      @Jeffrin_ 3 года назад +15

      I find Zakir Khan boring TBH. Bassi is funny though but he's more of a story-teller!

    • @md.shajedulislam3321
      @md.shajedulislam3321 3 года назад +12

      Zakir is boring af. You have to like wait for 2 minutes & listen to his story just for a mere punch. And had he been Zakir, one wouldn't even bear those 2 minutes.

    • @HARSHYADAV-jv2ln
      @HARSHYADAV-jv2ln 2 года назад +3

      @@Jeffrin_ What does it matter if he's storyteller...Story is funny af...Zakir is just meh! Not bad though

    • @navsenjoy
      @navsenjoy 2 года назад +3

      Bassi can be funny sometimes... Doesn't have quality content consistently

    • @ayanavabhattacharya6644
      @ayanavabhattacharya6644 5 месяцев назад

      Zakir is like fine wine. Not everyone can appreciate the taste. He’s a storyteller at heart with humor.

  • @himaykapadia4641
    @himaykapadia4641 6 лет назад +1832

    "I want you to do a little but it should look like a lot" Amit shah to Modi be like

    • @vasuchakravarthy5757
      @vasuchakravarthy5757 6 лет назад +45

      You deserve a thousand likes my friend

    • @swiftieforever9793
      @swiftieforever9793 6 лет назад +30

      i wish i could like it hundred times

    • @DrAmanKapoor
      @DrAmanKapoor 6 лет назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vegetaandslaine8722
      @vegetaandslaine8722 6 лет назад +15

      Haha bro you nailed it

    • @knidhi8993
      @knidhi8993 6 лет назад +8

      Himay Kapadia 😁😂😍😁😂😍

  • @SaraSiddiqui
    @SaraSiddiqui 6 лет назад +37

    Jahil. Jallad. 😂😂😂
    Loved this! Azeem should do more stand up videos for EIC!

  • @ranisalokhe8294
    @ranisalokhe8294 6 лет назад +503

    Finally! I found a something with clever jokes which were funny!

    • @SS-yc5km
      @SS-yc5km 6 лет назад +3

      Go watch Daniel Fernandes

    • @tanmeysrivastava
      @tanmeysrivastava 6 лет назад +13

      exactly and without vulgarity / propoganda... He deserves it for the clean comedy he does

    • @anishpemmaraju3724
      @anishpemmaraju3724 5 лет назад

      Kenny Sebastian..

    • @ranisalokhe8294
      @ranisalokhe8294 5 лет назад

      @@anishpemmaraju3724 he's good, but he hasn't uploaded any stand up comedy videos in a while...

    • @nimarjeetbajwa4322
      @nimarjeetbajwa4322 5 лет назад

      @@ranisalokhe8294 he just did a special

  • @muhammadowais2027
    @muhammadowais2027 5 лет назад +75

    This man appears to be a mix of Sundar Pichai, Vicky Kaushal and Saqib Saleem😅

  • @indranilchatterjee4754
    @indranilchatterjee4754 6 лет назад +260

    That counter strike part was just Amazing ...😂😂😂😂

    • @vaibhavkose4291
      @vaibhavkose4291 6 лет назад +4

      i admit it .... it is tooo funny

    • @Fall3N_StaR
      @Fall3N_StaR 6 лет назад +7

      when gamers content jokes strikes

  • @mr.b7019
    @mr.b7019 6 лет назад +380

    Haha. Damn man, came here after reading tweet of Atul Khatri, nd worth it man. This guy is fantabulous..

  • @vidyasingh7030
    @vidyasingh7030 6 лет назад +429

    I am so middle class that I actually know who shahnaaz Hussain is 😂😂

    • @regularjoe9032
      @regularjoe9032 6 лет назад +4

      Who is he man?

    • @arnavagrawal_
      @arnavagrawal_ 6 лет назад +5

      @@regularjoe9032 she*

    • @vidyasingh7030
      @vidyasingh7030 6 лет назад +10

      @@regularjoe9032 he is a she 😅😂. She is the founder of a beauty product company named after her.

    • @regularjoe9032
      @regularjoe9032 6 лет назад

      @@vidyasingh7030 thank you 😀

    • @bharatamla40
      @bharatamla40 6 лет назад +8

      Me too.. but I also know Javed Habib 😂😂😂

  • @preetishmajumdar4476
    @preetishmajumdar4476 4 года назад +39

    One of the best standups I've seen in a while

  • @armchaircritic8329
    @armchaircritic8329 6 лет назад +238

    I would never let a Jallad (executioner) cut my hair.

    • @shahid00006
      @shahid00006 6 лет назад +5

      hahahhahahha....good one

    • @anindyassdey
      @anindyassdey 6 лет назад +4

      Gala kat ke leke chal jayeg

    • @provakarroychy1535
      @provakarroychy1535 6 лет назад +2

      MOBILE GAMING INC.
      He might cut the wrong part in the right way!

    • @Anayaah421
      @Anayaah421 5 лет назад

      OH MY GOD 😂😂

  • @avikde4636
    @avikde4636 6 лет назад +49

    "LUCKY SALOON"
    the most use name

    • @avikde4636
      @avikde4636 3 года назад

      and i am always unlucky in that

  • @adipryde
    @adipryde 6 лет назад +304

    To call him Sundar pichai is so old, he's eic ka vicky kaushal. :p

  • @anantanupam3
    @anantanupam3 6 лет назад +456

    Is it just me or it feels like Azeem has mixed in a bit of Biswa's delivery style with his own in the storytelling?
    Maybe I'm imagining things. Either way, very enjoyable

  • @anweshadas3743
    @anweshadas3743 6 лет назад +441

    "Secret of eternal youth"😂😂😂

  • @arushichawla3306
    @arushichawla3306 6 лет назад +17

    Amazing set! For the first time a set has been so wonderfully comical without being dirty or including any double meaning jokes💗

  • @vidyasingh7030
    @vidyasingh7030 6 лет назад +92

    Only commenting because I've never been so early on an EIC video.

  • @abhisingh1836
    @abhisingh1836 6 лет назад +8

    This is class standup. I dont remember when i saw a standup like this. Its subtle.

  • @rajatkoul8580
    @rajatkoul8580 6 лет назад +164

    There is literally a unisex fancy salon in jammu..panache...😂

  • @huzaifahpardesi
    @huzaifahpardesi 4 года назад +14

    7:41 We all can relate to that.

  • @regularjoe9032
    @regularjoe9032 6 лет назад +42

    Brilliant piece. But 13mins after release an 8min video has 2.5k views already and 45 comments!!!!

  • @20thwin
    @20thwin 6 лет назад +47

    Dude! Side se Chota Upar se lamba 😂😂😂😂
    Having since 20 years😂😂😂😂

    • @surbhitmathur6484
      @surbhitmathur6484 6 лет назад +3

      Then also i end up looking different every time. Like how? He is a magician 😂

    • @20thwin
      @20thwin 6 лет назад

      @@surbhitmathur6484 😂😂😂

    • @nishilbright2007
      @nishilbright2007 6 лет назад +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂 Every fucking time

    • @vaibhavvivek
      @vaibhavvivek 5 лет назад

      Title of my autobiography

  • @enderredacted112
    @enderredacted112 6 лет назад +25

    "Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad" My name **I won't say it** also starts with J 'v'

  • @ImranAli-qj4ir
    @ImranAli-qj4ir 6 лет назад +6

    This guy is so underrated man. Love his comedy and style.

  • @ralphchristian9066
    @ralphchristian9066 6 лет назад +80

    Notification Squad Assemble!!!

  • @nirajpatil3061
    @nirajpatil3061 6 лет назад +5

    One of the best Azeem Banaatwaala stand up! 😁😂🤣😅

  • @RishabhSharma25
    @RishabhSharma25 6 лет назад +42

    7:42 Pachak! 😝😝

  • @shubhampandya1669
    @shubhampandya1669 6 лет назад +20

    Such a lovely crowd laughing of every shit he says and they are also clapping and having fun

    • @ecofriendly321
      @ecofriendly321 4 года назад +3

      He is doing good job bro...its not easy to make people laugh...being comedian is tough...atul khatri and azeem are best of eic..sahil shah too

  • @aayushkshirsagar4548
    @aayushkshirsagar4548 6 лет назад +124

    Woh 5 dislikes barbers ke hai 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sonia-zl1jc
    @Sonia-zl1jc 5 лет назад +5

    I thought it gonna be little boring because never saw this guy before........but I loved it😍😍😍too much fun.Keep it up😘

  • @Niyati99
    @Niyati99 6 лет назад +8

    "from the closet" BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

  • @PrantikChatterjee
    @PrantikChatterjee 4 года назад +3

    Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...

  • @scurryfunge9581
    @scurryfunge9581 4 года назад +5

    I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one.
    Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @deepashetty1287
    @deepashetty1287 6 лет назад +9

    Loved each bit of it.. Azeem u rocked it!!!

  • @viveksingh5648
    @viveksingh5648 6 лет назад +6

    Extremely well written and performed. Other comedians can learn a thing or two from him

  •  5 лет назад +117

    Three instructions:
    - side se chota
    - upar se lamba
    - baki bhagwan pe chod do
    😂😂😂😂 Lmao..
    That's what I ask too, but opposite:
    - side se lamba
    - upar se chota

    • @manuraj55
      @manuraj55 4 года назад +2

      dude are bald

    • @kumar1400
      @kumar1400 4 года назад +2

      Upar se chota, side se chota
      What kind of psychopath you are?

  • @nironi27
    @nironi27 6 лет назад +4

    Just one word.. EPIC! 🔥
    It's been so long i heard anything new, clean and funny!

  • @ashutoshkulkarni290
    @ashutoshkulkarni290 3 года назад +8

    2 years and still funny

  • @vandanamishra2881
    @vandanamishra2881 6 лет назад +5

    'New ganesh salon' thing is so tru god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rajeshpais1629
    @rajeshpais1629 4 года назад +2

    Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing

  • @nardeepchawla45
    @nardeepchawla45 6 лет назад +9

    Counter strike one was the best !! Literally head shot..amazing.

  • @marcusmilton1
    @marcusmilton1 5 лет назад +21

    He forgot one main difference..
    Unisex - ₹50/-
    Fancy - ₹500/-
    Loved the bit! My new fav...

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 года назад

      No unisex salon: 200
      Fancy salon: 2000

  • @vartikagaur2922
    @vartikagaur2922 6 лет назад +9

    Such smart jokes man, freaking loved this set

  • @abhishekmenon5240
    @abhishekmenon5240 3 года назад +3

    2:50 FIR INCOMMING!!! XD

  • @irfanquadri5843
    @irfanquadri5843 5 лет назад +6

    You nailed it buddy!!! Keep doin awesome work.

  • @Archiexdxd
    @Archiexdxd 5 лет назад +27

    Reminder: You haven't uploaded in 2 months.
    Edit- 3

  • @rahulmanoharan9746
    @rahulmanoharan9746 6 лет назад +4

    Thanks man. Really loved it. You are creativity at its best! Cheers

  • @rejistry
    @rejistry 6 лет назад +2

    Best comedy piece in a long time. This one is for the books. Azeem has arrived with this one. Bravo 👏👏

  • @AmitSharma-cg7qr
    @AmitSharma-cg7qr 6 лет назад +9

    Something fresh for a Change. Your observational puns were on point Azeem, tight set bro!

  • @max231084
    @max231084 6 лет назад +1

    After a very long time...i laughed until i cried...pachak!!! You're awesome Azeem... That should be your name...Awesome Azeem..

  • @atharvakadam570
    @atharvakadam570 6 лет назад +19

    I like this earthling comedian. Would you like to take him with me to Mars?

  • @riyabhosale6104
    @riyabhosale6104 6 лет назад +1

    I missed these stand-up..... nobody uploaded such simple and sorted videos for years....good job azeem

  • @tanvigarg4696
    @tanvigarg4696 6 лет назад +3

    Never commented before... But THIS was amazing!!! Awesome content, and to top it all, mind blowing delivery till the end!! Keep up the good work!!👍😊👍😊

  • @mindfulminion
    @mindfulminion 5 лет назад +5

    Amazing show !!! Azeem never fails to make you laugh!

  • @deadross3894
    @deadross3894 6 лет назад +29

    What Is that tune in the end?

    • @yogipandit9086
      @yogipandit9086 6 лет назад +2

      Leaving a comment for when you find out

    • @jawwadkaleem
      @jawwadkaleem 6 лет назад +1

      @@yogipandit9086 same Bro mei Bhi

    • @rutujasuryavanshi2060
      @rutujasuryavanshi2060 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah even I wanna know

    • @deadross3894
      @deadross3894 6 лет назад +2

      @@rutujasuryavanshi2060 everyone wants to know but no one is willing to tell 😂

    • @pradeepbajaj2179
      @pradeepbajaj2179 6 лет назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/LvwQDenTgw8/видео.html
      Here is the music guys....
      “Not for Nothing”

  • @sudippaudel4497
    @sudippaudel4497 6 лет назад +3

    you guys make me feel like a vampire......i got thirst for some good comedy...n i feed on only EIC as they have good ones (sadly good things take time) ..EIC rocks!!!!!! especially when i am drunk😉

  • @venkateshhariiyer
    @venkateshhariiyer 6 лет назад +5

    What a great comedian this guy is!!!

  • @Col.J.N.W.SinghKhandala
    @Col.J.N.W.SinghKhandala 4 года назад +1

    Shahnaz Hussain is the official makeup woman of Ramsay's horror movie characters. Even her own makeup is inspired by her own work. That is inspiration from an inspiration. Kind of like the Christopher Nolan of the cosmetics industry.

  • @adisangtam2918
    @adisangtam2918 4 года назад +3

    That laugh at 1:29 😂

  • @richardhowardson
    @richardhowardson 5 лет назад +1

    This is the first time I did not skip the ad. Cool jam! 😀

  • @sban2009
    @sban2009 6 лет назад +4

    "Quote from the video" Followed by emotjis 😂😂😂

  • @krushaltanna7926
    @krushaltanna7926 6 лет назад +2

    That water spray one was so accurate😂

  • @sabarigopi172
    @sabarigopi172 5 лет назад +22

    No straight men in this world has the patience to answer a woman's philosophical bullshit questions, especially the one he cannot sleep with 😂😂 wah kya bol diya bhai. Very good one.

  • @dhairyashishode3175
    @dhairyashishode3175 6 лет назад +3

    Azeem's performance in this is a different level man.

  • @thinkcool8097
    @thinkcool8097 5 лет назад +5

    I always wonder do you have really have audience out there.. because everytime that aplause sounds same..😂😂

  • @shubhamchakravarty4121
    @shubhamchakravarty4121 6 лет назад +1

    Finally azeem's video after a long time. This is why I love this guy.

  • @JayaKumari-wo1zd
    @JayaKumari-wo1zd 6 лет назад +5

    Hey azeem l have seen u in eic vs Bollywood but u r actually more funnier alone..😄

  • @comfyblanket5961
    @comfyblanket5961 4 года назад +1

    The closest wala joke lmao. So appropriate 🤣🤣🤣

  • @monalisafrancis2289
    @monalisafrancis2289 6 лет назад +5

    The gay hairstylist part was hilarious 😂

  • @ashenoy1
    @ashenoy1 6 лет назад +1

    4:05 completely agree... never got a same haircut twice in my life 😀

  • @maxvie2192
    @maxvie2192 5 лет назад +4

    Owh my gosh! Died at “zz”

  • @LipockRahman
    @LipockRahman 6 лет назад

    Best set of comedy I've ever seen from an Indian Stand up Comedian. So realistic yet so hilarious. Much love from Bangladesh

  • @vatsalyashrotriya425
    @vatsalyashrotriya425 6 лет назад +7

    Anyone spotted Abish's voice in the background???😀😂

  • @urbanproductions5584
    @urbanproductions5584 4 года назад +2

    Your accent is superb sir
    I admire your accent ❤

  • @rishabhupadhye6674
    @rishabhupadhye6674 6 лет назад +4

    😂😂😂😂😂 laughed constantly

  • @thebackpacker94
    @thebackpacker94 6 лет назад +1

    Truely Ammmmazing performance Azeem..!!! Wish i get a ticket for your show dude!!

  • @somnathdash4428
    @somnathdash4428 5 лет назад +9

    "smells of Gillette and compromise"

  • @aayushiagarwal6077
    @aayushiagarwal6077 6 лет назад +1

    You are one of the best comedians, please upload more so that we can appreciate you more.

  • @akmisraji
    @akmisraji 6 лет назад +5

    This is called Stand-up Comedy. Superb!
    What Most so called Stand-up comics do is beyond me. Either whining or at best forced fake laughs with no material.

  • @sushiljoshi2326
    @sushiljoshi2326 11 месяцев назад

    Wow! Why I am seeing this after 5 years after it was uploaded! Where was this masterpiece RUclips you were hiding from me!

  • @ShujathHussain0
    @ShujathHussain0 6 лет назад +93

    stopped watching india pakistan match for this video

  • @shahanawazpeerzada1794
    @shahanawazpeerzada1794 5 лет назад +1

    Amazing.....the verbatim is now stuck wit me too 🙂😊😂🤣

  • @sundelscorestore
    @sundelscorestore 5 лет назад +5

    3:30 Jahil, jallad 😂😂😂

  • @raghavganesh3286
    @raghavganesh3286 6 лет назад +2

    Can anybody Tell me the music at the last few seconds?? BGM

  • @prakashganakwar6472
    @prakashganakwar6472 6 лет назад +3

    After ending this vdo who's going to search for shanaaz Hussain 😂😂....even idk abt shanaaz lol

  • @sonaln1403
    @sonaln1403 6 лет назад +1

    Guy is just too good!! Had a laugh like that after very long time