Ambani's Fridge Has WHAT In It?!?! | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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Written & performed by Azeem Banatwalla
DOP: Karan Asnani
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Venue: The Cuckoo Club, Mumbai
Since a lot of folks are asking, Azeem *IS* coming to Pune. This weekend, on 17th Nov. Not a lot of tickets left. Get 'em on BookMyShow :)
Ok dafuq
After seeing the schedule, i immediately scrolled down to comment, "Pune kaha hai?" And saw this..
Why am i listening to what he is saying? Its not even a comedy show.
@@alokpandey5088 fdxxcxccx
😂
The audience was over the patisserie joke 3 jokes ago..Bruh that subtitle guy deserves a raise
I do deserve a raise
@@thebanat 😂😂
@@thebanat lol dude 😂
@@thebanat YOu'll only get A-nil !
"subtitble"
The last time azeem uploaded a video, Maharashtra had a government.
Edit : omg so many likes!
😂😂
Accurate 😂
Holy shit😂😂
Dammm😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂😂😂
The subtitles are having a separate Stand up comedy session...😁
Correct 😂
Separate*
😂
haha nice
angad and sapan: touring us
azeem: touring india
sahil: let's buy a new bowtie.
Apna Time Aayega.
@@SahilShahcomedy the real one replied wtf
@@SahilShahcomedy who's your bowtie dealer?
I think sahil is touring too. I mean I saw his show tickets in bookmyshow (Bengaluru).
Correct is wrong
And "light wale shoes" .
That “Satans’s giant fork” joke was criminally under-appreciated!
THANK YOU! It's my favourite
These folk arent laughing hard
I bought Kissan Jam when I was in 4th standard. It got expired when we finished just 1/10th of it. We bought it again. We ate for a week. Then it became dormant. Last time we bought Jam, it got expired even before we opened the seal. Now all 3 sister bottles lie in my fridge.
u see, thats another thing. expiry date is just a print on our food! go for it, nothing will happen as long as theres no mold on it
@@ytadltspv
Haha sir thanks for the concern. That was just a joke 😆
@@ytadltspv thanks I see ' sharks around don't jump' is just a print I should swim and nothing will happen as long as I don't see any fins.
@@randomguy1897 actually the expiry date is just a number where after that period it is no longer fresh according to the company which you buy the product from. The sign is very different and expiry dates are completely different things.
@@randomguy1897 lmao
Awesome bro!! The punchline that I liked the most is 'dekho too yeh pas-ta, par socho kitni doori hai, kaisi yeh majboori hai'. I burst into laughter 🤣🙌.
The fridge story was so relatable... I was burst in laughing the entire day... thanks Azeem for the lovely video!
That part was really damn funny where mukesh ambani cow's named "MOO-KESH" 😂😂
BRING BACK EIC OUTRAGE...!!
yes Boss 👊
wapas lao
Bring back Atul Khatri, too 😂
Tetris is my favourite game and I play tetris in the fridge every single day. Thank you azeem for such depth in perception. I have developed new respect for you🖖
I love how he is so proud of the puns lmao
As he should be
Dude you really got me at second level of fridge door, full of expired Sauces and spreads 😁😁
True true, 100% true
That satan joke is criminally underappreciated 😂⚰️
Oh man, this was epic! We need more content! Also hats off to the subtitle guy!
Jokes are new to me. This guy never disappoints. 👍
Azeem could literally joke about a spoon and I'd die laughing! 😂😂😂
Hiiiiiiiii
@@mohammedhaneef9386 nehi degi brooo🥲
The standup comedian with the best comic timing. Hands down 🙌🏼
It's really cool that Azeem is cracking these jokes. I thought that was Sa-pun's forte.
It's actually Sahil's forte but I get that you had to use Sapan for the joke 😂
@@nishilbright2007 ``
I haven't laughed this hard in any stand up before. The oregano part brought tears to my eyes... Crazzzyyy😂😂😂
I lost it at - *I have fossilised Oregano* 😂😂😂
Watching while eating Death by Chocolate cake jar...... Yikes
Eic without azeem is like Maharashtra without a government 🤣
Don't insult Azeem like that. C'mon man. Maharashtra clearly is able to survive without a govt 😂 EIC needs him around
3:11 i am offended * eating family pudding from monginis*
Tetris in refrigerator!! LOL
Great Comic Bro...Enjoyed like Hell about Mookesh and Modi joke...Good Luck for your tours bro...👍👍👍
That Domino's Pizza joke was relatable 😂
Ok this is exactly my fridge...
8:28 MOO-KESH😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
By the way love your jokes man too good.!
I really want to know what are the full forms of DAFUQ, AFAIK and IDGAF.
please tell me 😊😊
So I am not the only person that experiences leftovers-stress!!!
That dominoes wala is soooooo fuckinnnnng relatable I died laughing
Witty; well thought of,excellent execution of you lines - well done you are a stand-up par excellence
Last time I was this early Atul was still a part of EIC
Atul gas left ????
@@siddharthsen373 yes
@@siddharthsen373 ask him if gas is left.
Sorry, not sorry :p
Also it's been 2 years. You've been living in a cave it seems 😂
@@nishilbright2007 newly introduced to eic bro
The fridge facts are so true that I basically checked it right now 😂😅
He actually said "Buy the tickets at East India *Company* ..." XD
The good thing is that Azeem is gaining weight.
😓
@@thebanat bro thats a good thing, you look great after gaining weight, also with weight increase your stamina to run faster on footpath as you live in Bandra.
And from my point of view you are the most intelligent standup comedian in the business right now. We Engineers are intelligent by default.
It's because he's picking up on Neville's eating habits :D
9:21
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Azeem: This is the world cup...
Amazing....throughly enjoyed
Improved performance... Impressive work 👍
This must b kahani har Indian fridge ki...... Awesome loved it bro last one was amazing cherry on top type i hope ur audience got that...
2:45 Am I the only one who thought of Rahul Gandhi when he said Rahul?
Yes , yes you are
Yes
Yup
Yeah man. Sorry to know.
OMG i can totally relate to the fridge part.our fridge has the same tamplet. and im from Pakistan 😂
I was just visualising our fridge and clapping hahahahahah too good azeem
When Fridge ate a cake he exploded!
Also the video's about fridge XD
Too good bro
You maintained the line very well
Appreciate the subtitle guy!!
@Sruthilaz Zehara didn't you watch the vid ?
@Sruthilaz Zehara the guy not only just wrote what Azeem said but also added few bits 😂😌
It's azeem as well
Azeem as usual rocked .. good laughter
Seeing this guy's face, no one would expect him to be a stand up comedian. He looks so serious, if you meet him outside the first impression is that of a class topper who was just offered a job in Campus Placements in topmost MNCs.
But, his comedy timing is impeccable. There isn't a skit which bored me, unlike others.
One of the cardinal and primordial rules to living in Bandra? Always sleep inside a shop or an apartment and never sleep on the 'pavements' (read: footpath in suburban Mumbai) even if you are a struggling Bollywood artist, kyunki.... "Bhai ki (driverless) gaadi both faasht hey baavaaaa. Kabhi bhi tum loga pey chadh sakti hey."
Sets up muslim identity ✔️
Jokes about fridges and food habits ✔️
Mentions cows and Modiji ✔️
Names the show, "B/w the lines" . Congrats, you've achieved comedy!
Azeem is the punniest comedian on the EIC roster 😂
That's both bold and funny! Enjoyed the whole set.
wow just discovered this video and i’m a fan already. This guy is so fine and his wordplay are everything . 💜 from Bangkok 😘
Thank you :) I'm doing a show in Bangkok on 6th March. Do come :)
Azeem Banatwalla would love to.. place?
He’s so underrated and the subtitles have a separate fan base. 😅
This man said some true things
Omg how did i not come across this absolute gem of hilarity earlier. Better late than never though.
That shelf of expired sauces .....oh damn did he peek into my fridge 😮😂
Azeem," Managing a fridge is a fucking nightmare"
Ole: now you know why i bottled 5 semi finals
🤣🤣
I use the stored oregano on Maggi! And it tastes amazing.
I was one of the audience member. It was an awesome show.
Why are you not coming to Pune ?..
Was expecting ur shown in Belgaum/Belgium
2nd shelf -- tooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 !! Were you peeking inside my fridge ??
The link is not click able
Bro why all cities but Pune?
Don't usually troll people, but you my friend, are as funny as a funeral.
Vishal Dadlani was there for some reason 😂😂😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The best video I've watched in months.💖
Hiii
Go Azeem, don't stop what you are doing. It is lovely.
Last few lines..compelled me to like this video😂🤣🤣
This guy is hilarious!!! Love your comedy Azeem!
That was just awesome! Original!! Savage!!! 🔥🔥
Wish There were a show in Pune, too!
There is! On 17th, this Sunday. Tickets on bookmyshow!
@@thebanat Pune.. sold out 😁
I laughed like crazy today thanks
Why not bhopal !!??
Even the add in this video was of fridge 🤣🤣😂🤣😂 lol
i have to use big boxes or bricks sometimes to actually forcefully keep my fridge door close ...
2:50 Mouse finbar : It happens sometimes Azeem.
EIC Outrage vapas lao yaaaar. It was amazing
PSA: Please like the original comment so that EIC notice.
The entire content was out of syllabus for common people....
Azeem, you are absolutely brilliant!
Dude , why aren't you coming to Pune
Coming this Sunday!
Vishal Dadlani and Pentagram. 😂😂 Too good.
Super guy!!! LOVE your beltings!!!!!😂
_oh man, You're amazingggg_
_I subscribed EIC just bcoz of u_
_and today when notification pings having ur name I just clicked weee doubt thinking_
His live show was amazing. He is best in his craft.
All Azeem Banatwalla videos need to be watched twice - once for the performance and once for the subtitles
Edit: watch the video on 0.75x if the video is too fast to read the subs :)
Bro, 4 fridges and still all of them are full. 😂
Loveliest comedy heard recently..thanks for the lemon in egg tray tip, now they won't be rolling off the floor everytime i open the door
When he was talking about names, I was waiting for him to mention DBC...
I wanted to hear alive by chocolate
The observations were so on point...loveeed the video
Azeem has soo amazing stand up! We need more of his stand up like problems and cometh hour on prime.
ate a cake and exploded...Jumanji makers thought it was LMFAO
Oh man! How much our nation has changed in the last few years…No comedian would make the Modi ji joke today. 😢 What a great set though.
The best man...can't stop laughing....keep up the good work sir
This is the collection of most Banatwalla jokes
I am pretty sure that viewers on youtube, in the first few seconds itself went back to check the abbreviations(/not Muslim names)
does sail shah do the subtitles... they're the best!
All the subtitles in Eic are done by Azeem only
Veg people store mangoes, jackfruit, etc in the freezer 😂
I'm in the US and my fridge looks exactly how you explained bro! #desikhoon
@@nehagupta3302 Maz is really funny too! Lol!