Awesome bro!! The punchline that I liked the most is 'dekho too yeh pas-ta, par socho kitni doori hai, kaisi yeh majboori hai'. I burst into laughter 🤣🙌.
I bought Kissan Jam when I was in 4th standard. It got expired when we finished just 1/10th of it. We bought it again. We ate for a week. Then it became dormant. Last time we bought Jam, it got expired even before we opened the seal. Now all 3 sister bottles lie in my fridge.
@@randomguy1897 actually the expiry date is just a number where after that period it is no longer fresh according to the company which you buy the product from. The sign is very different and expiry dates are completely different things.
Tetris is my favourite game and I play tetris in the fridge every single day. Thank you azeem for such depth in perception. I have developed new respect for you🖖
Omg how did i not come across this absolute gem of hilarity earlier. Better late than never though. That shelf of expired sauces .....oh damn did he peek into my fridge 😮😂
@@thebanat bro thats a good thing, you look great after gaining weight, also with weight increase your stamina to run faster on footpath as you live in Bandra. And from my point of view you are the most intelligent standup comedian in the business right now. We Engineers are intelligent by default.
Seeing this guy's face, no one would expect him to be a stand up comedian. He looks so serious, if you meet him outside the first impression is that of a class topper who was just offered a job in Campus Placements in topmost MNCs. But, his comedy timing is impeccable. There isn't a skit which bored me, unlike others.
One of the cardinal and primordial rules to living in Bandra? Always sleep inside a shop or an apartment and never sleep on the 'pavements' (read: footpath in suburban Mumbai) even if you are a struggling Bollywood artist, kyunki.... "Bhai ki (driverless) gaadi both faasht hey baavaaaa. Kabhi bhi tum loga pey chadh sakti hey."
Sets up muslim identity ✔️ Jokes about fridges and food habits ✔️ Mentions cows and Modiji ✔️ Names the show, "B/w the lines" . Congrats, you've achieved comedy!
Since a lot of folks are asking, Azeem *IS* coming to Pune. This weekend, on 17th Nov. Not a lot of tickets left. Get 'em on BookMyShow :)
Ok dafuq
After seeing the schedule, i immediately scrolled down to comment, "Pune kaha hai?" And saw this..
Why am i listening to what he is saying? Its not even a comedy show.
@@alokpandey5088 fdxxcxccx
😂
The last time azeem uploaded a video, Maharashtra had a government.
Edit : omg so many likes!
😂😂
Accurate 😂
Holy shit😂😂
Dammm😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂😂😂
The audience was over the patisserie joke 3 jokes ago..Bruh that subtitle guy deserves a raise
I do deserve a raise
@@thebanat 😂😂
@@thebanat lol dude 😂
@@thebanat YOu'll only get A-nil !
"subtitble"
The subtitles are having a separate Stand up comedy session...😁
Correct 😂
Separate*
😂
haha nice
angad and sapan: touring us
azeem: touring india
sahil: let's buy a new bowtie.
Apna Time Aayega.
@@SahilShahcomedy the real one replied wtf
@@SahilShahcomedy who's your bowtie dealer?
I think sahil is touring too. I mean I saw his show tickets in bookmyshow (Bengaluru).
Correct is wrong
And "light wale shoes" .
That “Satans’s giant fork” joke was criminally under-appreciated!
THANK YOU! It's my favourite
These folk arent laughing hard
Not really
Awesome bro!! The punchline that I liked the most is 'dekho too yeh pas-ta, par socho kitni doori hai, kaisi yeh majboori hai'. I burst into laughter 🤣🙌.
That part was really damn funny where mukesh ambani cow's named "MOO-KESH" 😂😂
I bought Kissan Jam when I was in 4th standard. It got expired when we finished just 1/10th of it. We bought it again. We ate for a week. Then it became dormant. Last time we bought Jam, it got expired even before we opened the seal. Now all 3 sister bottles lie in my fridge.
u see, thats another thing. expiry date is just a print on our food! go for it, nothing will happen as long as theres no mold on it
@@ytadltspv
Haha sir thanks for the concern. That was just a joke 😆
@@ytadltspv thanks I see ' sharks around don't jump' is just a print I should swim and nothing will happen as long as I don't see any fins.
@@randomguy1897 actually the expiry date is just a number where after that period it is no longer fresh according to the company which you buy the product from. The sign is very different and expiry dates are completely different things.
@@randomguy1897 lmao
I love how he is so proud of the puns lmao
As he should be
The fridge story was so relatable... I was burst in laughing the entire day... thanks Azeem for the lovely video!
BRING BACK EIC OUTRAGE...!!
yes Boss 👊
wapas lao
Bring back Atul Khatri, too 😂
Dude you really got me at second level of fridge door, full of expired Sauces and spreads 😁😁
True true, 100% true
That satan joke is criminally underappreciated 😂⚰️
Tetris is my favourite game and I play tetris in the fridge every single day. Thank you azeem for such depth in perception. I have developed new respect for you🖖
Azeem could literally joke about a spoon and I'd die laughing! 😂😂😂
Hiiiiiiiii
@@mohammedhaneef9386 nehi degi brooo🥲
I haven't laughed this hard in any stand up before. The oregano part brought tears to my eyes... Crazzzyyy😂😂😂
I lost it at - *I have fossilised Oregano* 😂😂😂
The standup comedian with the best comic timing. Hands down 🙌🏼
Oh man, this was epic! We need more content! Also hats off to the subtitle guy!
Jokes are new to me. This guy never disappoints. 👍
Great Comic Bro...Enjoyed like Hell about Mookesh and Modi joke...Good Luck for your tours bro...👍👍👍
Eic without azeem is like Maharashtra without a government 🤣
Don't insult Azeem like that. C'mon man. Maharashtra clearly is able to survive without a govt 😂 EIC needs him around
That Domino's Pizza joke was relatable 😂
Watching while eating Death by Chocolate cake jar...... Yikes
The fridge facts are so true that I basically checked it right now 😂😅
OMG i can totally relate to the fridge part.our fridge has the same tamplet. and im from Pakistan 😂
3:11 i am offended * eating family pudding from monginis*
It's really cool that Azeem is cracking these jokes. I thought that was Sa-pun's forte.
It's actually Sahil's forte but I get that you had to use Sapan for the joke 😂
@@nishilbright2007 ``
Tetris in refrigerator!! LOL
8:28 MOO-KESH😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
By the way love your jokes man too good.!
Ok this is exactly my fridge...
So I am not the only person that experiences leftovers-stress!!!
He actually said "Buy the tickets at East India *Company* ..." XD
Last time I was this early Atul was still a part of EIC
Atul gas left ????
@@siddharthsen373 yes
@@siddharthsen373 ask him if gas is left.
Sorry, not sorry :p
Also it's been 2 years. You've been living in a cave it seems 😂
@@nishilbright2007 newly introduced to eic bro
He’s so underrated and the subtitles have a separate fan base. 😅
Vishal Dadlani was there for some reason 😂😂😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Azeem is the punniest comedian on the EIC roster 😂
We have nail polish in our fridge which nobody wears.
Vishal Dadlani and Pentagram. 😂😂 Too good.
Witty; well thought of,excellent execution of you lines - well done you are a stand-up par excellence
Amazing....throughly enjoyed
Improved performance... Impressive work 👍
Last few lines..compelled me to like this video😂🤣🤣
Best wordplays❣️❣️
Azeem as usual rocked .. good laughter
I really want to know what are the full forms of DAFUQ, AFAIK and IDGAF.
please tell me 😊😊
The best video I've watched in months.💖
Hiii
When Fridge ate a cake he exploded!
Also the video's about fridge XD
9:21
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Azeem: This is the world cup...
2nd shelf -- tooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 !! Were you peeking inside my fridge ??
wow just discovered this video and i’m a fan already. This guy is so fine and his wordplay are everything . 💜 from Bangkok 😘
Thank you :) I'm doing a show in Bangkok on 6th March. Do come :)
Azeem Banatwalla would love to.. place?
Omg how did i not come across this absolute gem of hilarity earlier. Better late than never though.
That shelf of expired sauces .....oh damn did he peek into my fridge 😮😂
8:50 is insane🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
This man said some true things
That dominoes wala is soooooo fuckinnnnng relatable I died laughing
5:25 and 6:48 are the best and most relatable 😂😂😂😂😂
Azeem," Managing a fridge is a fucking nightmare"
Ole: now you know why i bottled 5 semi finals
🤣🤣
Appreciate the subtitle guy!!
@Sruthilaz Zehara didn't you watch the vid ?
@Sruthilaz Zehara the guy not only just wrote what Azeem said but also added few bits 😂😌
It's azeem as well
The good thing is that Azeem is gaining weight.
😓
@@thebanat bro thats a good thing, you look great after gaining weight, also with weight increase your stamina to run faster on footpath as you live in Bandra.
And from my point of view you are the most intelligent standup comedian in the business right now. We Engineers are intelligent by default.
It's because he's picking up on Neville's eating habits :D
Too good bro
You maintained the line very well
Totally loved KABHI CHAATNA PAD JAATA HAI modi joke!!😂😂😂😂😂
This must b kahani har Indian fridge ki...... Awesome loved it bro last one was amazing cherry on top type i hope ur audience got that...
That's both bold and funny! Enjoyed the whole set.
That was just awesome! Original!! Savage!!! 🔥🔥
That moo-kesh joke was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:45 Am I the only one who thought of Rahul Gandhi when he said Rahul?
Yes , yes you are
Yes
Yup
Yeah man. Sorry to know.
Seeing this guy's face, no one would expect him to be a stand up comedian. He looks so serious, if you meet him outside the first impression is that of a class topper who was just offered a job in Campus Placements in topmost MNCs.
But, his comedy timing is impeccable. There isn't a skit which bored me, unlike others.
Bro, 4 fridges and still all of them are full. 😂
I was one of the audience member. It was an awesome show.
Same happens at my house brotheerr 😂👏
Don't usually troll people, but you my friend, are as funny as a funeral.
"For that Mookesh joke" - 👍
One of the cardinal and primordial rules to living in Bandra? Always sleep inside a shop or an apartment and never sleep on the 'pavements' (read: footpath in suburban Mumbai) even if you are a struggling Bollywood artist, kyunki.... "Bhai ki (driverless) gaadi both faasht hey baavaaaa. Kabhi bhi tum loga pey chadh sakti hey."
Even the add in this video was of fridge 🤣🤣😂🤣😂 lol
Super guy!!! LOVE your beltings!!!!!😂
Man that pas-ta sayiri😂😂
Veg people store mangoes, jackfruit, etc in the freezer 😂
Why are you not coming to Pune ?..
Second shelf contents....... from Dominos......that was abolutely relatable🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was just visualising our fridge and clapping hahahahahah too good azeem
Azeem, you are absolutely brilliant!
I use the stored oregano on Maggi! And it tastes amazing.
2:50 Mouse finbar : It happens sometimes Azeem.
I laughed like crazy today thanks
This guy is hilarious!!! Love your comedy Azeem!
Go Azeem, don't stop what you are doing. It is lovely.
Sets up muslim identity ✔️
Jokes about fridges and food habits ✔️
Mentions cows and Modiji ✔️
Names the show, "B/w the lines" . Congrats, you've achieved comedy!
That Moo-kesh in fridge wala joke 🤣🤣🤣
Yr his fridge thing I was just visualising my own fridge, and I am just thinking when did he come to check my fridge 😅😅😅😅
Fantastic.. lot of witty humour 🤣
Everything is 100% true abt my fridge too 🤣🤣🤣
Loveliest comedy heard recently..thanks for the lemon in egg tray tip, now they won't be rolling off the floor everytime i open the door
Was expecting ur shown in Belgaum/Belgium
Bro why all cities but Pune?
Azeem stand up came after a long time. He so talented and funny guy👍🏻.
Oh man! How much our nation has changed in the last few years…No comedian would make the Modi ji joke today. 😢 What a great set though.
Tetris joke was so smart 😍😂😂😂
His live show was amazing. He is best in his craft.
Domino's Pizza oregano soooooooooooooo relatable😂😅🤣😂😅😂😅🤣
Wish There were a show in Pune, too!
There is! On 17th, this Sunday. Tickets on bookmyshow!
@@thebanat Pune.. sold out 😁