INFRASTRUCTURAL JOKES | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2024
- Back for my yearly Mumbai roads rant
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Production
Himanshu Shetty + Waquar Rehman (Backspace, Thane)
Edit - Jayant Kaushik
Sound - Yash Barse
Thumbnail - Jay Sureka
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"Yeh photo andheri ka hai"...punch.. is insanely and ridiculously funny....😂😂😂
Insane level! Azeem is my favourite!!!!
That gaza joke almost made me cry and then i burst out laughing... it reminds me of a fiction writing rule - "good art makes you almost sentimental, but does not"
Must have had a proper chuckle on the 7th then?
@@judhajitsanyal6191trigger ho jayega Abdul. Rehne de bhai.
It surprises me have double standards people can have and how confidently hiprocatic they can be.
He did for gaza but did not indicate Hamas victims. Same way they cried for aftermath of Godhra train incident.
@@nikhilp5925 Do you care about Hamas victims? Have you read the report by the Israeli newspaper "Haaretz" that Hamas did not hurt civilians, but it was the Army of Israel that ki!!ed its own people? Do you know that Israel has been ki!!ing Palestinians since around 1948? Do you know that "Hamas" has been labelled as a terror group, so they can easily be caught and punished but Israel is a country who is not supposed to be destroying public universities, colleges, schools, homes, hospitals, libraries? All of this is illegal and a war crime. Do not spread your own hatred in the name of victims of political games of the powerful who won't give a single sh!t about you if you were in the same position, be it Palestinian, Israeli, or victim of Godhra riots. Stick your hate up your a$$ before it gets too late. Bye.
That Gokhale bridge reference hahahaha
Inspired from true pain
@@thebanat #GokhaleBridgeKabBanega trend karo plz with bmc . Tired of this east-west daily traffic. You also forgot legendary jogeshwari bridge. 15 saal se aadha banake chod diya hai. That should become a historic monument and enter guinness book of records.
BMC is a weapon of mass destruction had me on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you so much Azeem for roasting BMC and the pathetic state of Mumbai roads with your great sense of humor.
I roam whole India. And city roads are shit everywhere. The only thing bmc and Mumbai police failed is punishing illegal parking and footpath stalls. Also PPL are also responsible for buying things from footpath stalls
@@Dattebayo3089 Bhaii where have you seen shit roads in the middle of prominent parts of Tier 1 cities batana zara
@@The-Celestial everywhere lol. In banglore Delhi Kolkata pune etc all metro cities have many roads with plot. I think Chandigarh, Navi Mumbai, indore and pimpri Chinchwad have good roads. Maybe becuz they are planned cities that's why. Bt tier 1 all cities have bad roads
@@Dattebayo3089 Yaa so what's the point of your argument? Are Tier 1 cities supposed to have bad roads? Shouldn't they be better made & well maintained than other Tier 2 Tier 3 cities ??
@@Dattebayo3089no......
KMDA (Kolkata Metropolitan Development Association) is popularly called Khudchi Maati Dekhbi Aay which can be translated as we are digging soil,come see!
😭
😂😂
Been seeing 10 years now
Fucking nostalgia
Most of the bigger cities like that only
Haha ei information ta jantam na toh...thanks! 😂
basic infrastructure = tourist attraction 😂 indeed! did exactly that, took a few rides in the Pune Metro during my recent vist!
Yeah. In my city people go to dam for tourism 😂
Vasai jaane waala bridge bhi bane ja raha bane ja raha...jaise ki great wall of china bana rahe hai!
BASIC INFRA BECOMES TOURIST ATTRACTION FOR THE LOCALS🤣
India needs more comedians like this. Saying concrete truth with a sense of humor is indeed a art
indeed.
Yep concrete truths with a steely resolve.
The amount of concrete in this truth can make 17 Atal Setus!
@@AshwinTahiliani Good one 😂
"Infrastructural Gaslighting" sounds like something taken out of a BJP manifesto draft 😂
Yes, we must move with the times...when the Congress was in power it was plain "gaslighting"
Bhai judhajitsanyal, did you just get paid for replying to all the comments here. And all that for some people who literally won't think twice about you before burning your life to dust
@@umme.kay_0613 no, just like people in lovely Iran slaughtered educated young women, academics and activists in the name of religious purity...didn't see you raise an eyebrow there even though all those victims were MUSLIMS.
How do you even know I didn't raise an eyebrow "then"?
@@umme.kay_0613 your reaction and mockery of the situation that you choose to ignore clearly point to your narrow worldview. I had and still have friends and esteemed researchers in Iran who are hounded by fundamentalists every day, the likes of whom you tacitly support. 🙏
Bmc is just on a never-ending treasure hunt game 😂😂😂
One of the most underrated comics around.. 🙌 intelligent, meaningful and humorously witty. Loved the Lahore mein metro.. Israel Palestine news.. so beautiful.
06:48 Come to West Bengal and you'll see the 3rd Eiffel Tower... 😎
3rd and 4th. Nicco Park and Eco Park respectively 😅
@@kunalmahajan7044 Right... 😂
Mamta pagal ho gayi hai 😂😂
Azeem, the last bit was from the TISS episode you were in na, maza aagaya yaar
Thane ka 630 aur 8 ka show mix karke daala hai, attended the live show loved it!!
You came on TISS and gave leaks of this video there 😂
I feel the pain
Every time one road gets blocked - gham ke jao
Now even the ghum ke jao road is also under construction 😭
Absolute goated comedian!!! All his sets are super funny..... 😂😂😂
Infrastructural gaslighting😂😂 perfect nailed it
He so intelligently pointed about the genocide going on.. he's so talented and underrated..👏👏👏 good one.
Sakinaka bit was great 😂
Your humor is dope! Now whenever I visit Mumbai, your words humor me through long working days. The jokes just pop up in memory. It gets that real.
I find it funny that people haven't realised we didn't need MTHL. The 1 km Vashi Bridge connects Mumbai to Navi Mumbai in 10-15 minutes.
It's not that we didn't need it. Just a lot of other things should have been WAY higher on the priority list
It's for the future airport in Navi Mumbai
You have to live in across Belapur and travel daily to mumbai to understand is Importance. 1980s plan executed in 2020s says a lot about the way things are!
Sea link is a boon.. btw ppl take it to go to Mumbai airport.. yes! Saves 40-50 mins on peak hours
Those who think that MTHL was unnecessary are typical townie who thinks Panvel is in Vietnam
Only morons think Atal Setu was not needed. When the govt starts delivering and you can take potshots at the govt/defame them then u start terming the work done as insignificant. Crsly what clowns.
Looking forward to your Auckland tour. We will be there.
Tickets out soon :)
Amazing set. BMC as mass destruction was crazy!
The BMC jokes always hit hard
absolutely love your work man. brilliant. always. 🙌🙌
Saw this with my parents, and hats off to you for making us giggle the whole time!
Cool stuff, Azeem! I couldn't find any link to get tickets for your Singapore event, where can I get them?
Thank you for a very funny episode. Totally enjoyed it
The bonus part was worth wait! Also, kudos to you for having such a keen eye that makes us laugh too!😂
Same thing in Bhubaneswar, Odisha
Watching from Karachi. My goodness I am in fits. Ditto, ditto situation. I leave my house in the morning to return in the afternoon to find road dug up for so called improvement works that reflect no improvement whatsoever
The kind of content you come up with every time, I thought you must have reached 1M subscribers by now. Would love to see that happening soon! Good Luck.
Amazing bro😂. Relatable as always💯 Karachi me coastal road😂
The main thing is Atal Setu (Mumbai Trans Harbour Link -MTHL ) is not built by BMC and it build by MMRDA which is owned by state government.
Such smart placement of jokes! Loved every bit!🎉
As a frustrated with so called planned development , all at the same time , Mumbaikar...you hit all the nails on the head !
Same in Kolkata yaar... Like BMC, same KMC... The road outside our apartment is broken and repaired and digging and repairing
Good sense of humour. Quality content. Relevant,fresh , connecting issues
Amazing writing 😂❤
People out of Mumbai are listening to it, people in Mumbai are living it😂
UPSC preparation done well 😂
He requested to let the people know about his show in Australia and New Zealand. Hearing this I have understood that how poor I am not to know anyone in those countries.
Love you bro...Great videos
Hitting the spot as always, with impeccable timing!
Bonus joke was🤣
salary of drivers would skyrocket
😂😂😂😂😂so much fun.Would like to buy ticket for this
First comment
Ab like kardo
Warna BMC to nahi YOGI JI KI JCB jarror aa jaya gi
Too good, as always. You never disappoint. Have been following you since years now!
Haha great work...Mumbai Coastal road could be next topic . Also, have you ever visited Mumbai Aerocity ? It's there mahn..right next to Tabela near T2... 😂
Azeem's outfit feels like he got fired, went from a corporate geek to a genz unemployed kiddo...
Gokhale Bridge punch was emootionnnn❤❤❤ great job Azeem... Love your videos... See you live soon
Shout out to Kanakia Paris was hilarious reference to the newspaper advertisement.
Andheri's photo got my heart 😂😂😂 you are just amazing ❤🔥
Too good man. Too good. Loved it. ❤ Seriously funny and many truths 😊
Haha…i believe that BMC motto is …(commuters are) DUMB DUMB,(so we)DIGGA DIGGA😜
Loved the "how Low is the bar" bit :D
Haven't laughed out loud in a while
Thanks :)
"Pin the donkey" story is very true. One day, they ran out of space on the Mumbai map, they brought a world map.
Next day ka headline: A 2000-km-long underwater rail will connect Mumbai to the UAE.
❤❤❤ love your sets
Classy jokes man.. Such a refresher
Infrastructual damage 😂
That was hilarious! 🤣
Amazing.....Ram mandir ban gaya, 4 saal se Gokhale bridge nahi bana....and another one was...it is not Gaza it is Andheri....and the best was...Mumbai ka bar itna low set kiya hai ki a thing of infrastructure development becomes a tourist attraction...
Your content is just too good. So relatable while being immensely hilarious.
Great set!
I am from Mumbai. This is truthful video. Great work . Laughter is the best medicine
Was at the show! Loved every minute
Dig, dig, dig. Spot on. Great show.
Hes back when we needed him. Never disappoints
Love the BM and Radiohead tees. Also nice jokes.
Loved it ❤🎉
azeem yar what level... loved every bit of it especially after first 3 mins.
+884 to Manchurian Bhau going against BMC
Doctor:”Driver gaadi nikalo. Isko dava ki nahin hawa ki zaroorat hain 😂”
how many of you'll noticed the change in audience 😁😁😁? ha ha any way ............... nice jokes
Killed it
Man
When will you come to chennai
Basic infrastructure is a tourist attraction..!” Soo true..!
BMC about to find a large mosquito larvae nest in Azeem’s house.
😅😭
My husband has renamed BMC ...as Road Digging Corporation...😅
You are just the best. The intellectual content in your shows is just brilliant.
man's wearing a bhayanak maut t-shirt. Respect ! I mean I love your work dude, just didn't know you were a metalhead xD
Congratulations on your success Azeem. ❤
Basic infrastructure becomes tourist attraction. So true 😂
LOVED IT AZEEM SIR
Awesome humour..keep it up
great video, azeem
Bhai same situation in Surat and Ahmedabad
We need more of your videos azeem. This is the level of comedy all comedians could strive to achieve ❤
Too good , was really funny !
Superb as usual 👍
Yep and so f@!%in true. There is a small bylane in NoBo (Borivali) that looks like it was bombed. Seems like there never was a road there lol!!
With the amount of dust here in mumbai, feels like I am on the sets of the movie 'lntersteller'!! 😅
"Basic infrastructure is a tourist attraction" is so ironic. One of the most sad and funniest.
When are you coming to Toronto?
A riot, as always!😂
U r so good buddy. Hats off to you. ❤
Ek aur Eiffel tower hai, Kolkata ke Eco Park mein!