That gaza joke almost made me cry and then i burst out laughing... it reminds me of a fiction writing rule - "good art makes you almost sentimental, but does not"
@@nikhilp5925 Do you care about Hamas victims? Have you read the report by the Israeli newspaper "Haaretz" that Hamas did not hurt civilians, but it was the Army of Israel that ki!!ed its own people? Do you know that Israel has been ki!!ing Palestinians since around 1948? Do you know that "Hamas" has been labelled as a terror group, so they can easily be caught and punished but Israel is a country who is not supposed to be destroying public universities, colleges, schools, homes, hospitals, libraries? All of this is illegal and a war crime. Do not spread your own hatred in the name of victims of political games of the powerful who won't give a single sh!t about you if you were in the same position, be it Palestinian, Israeli, or victim of Godhra riots. Stick your hate up your a$$ before it gets too late. Bye.
I roam whole India. And city roads are shit everywhere. The only thing bmc and Mumbai police failed is punishing illegal parking and footpath stalls. Also PPL are also responsible for buying things from footpath stalls
@@The-Celestial everywhere lol. In banglore Delhi Kolkata pune etc all metro cities have many roads with plot. I think Chandigarh, Navi Mumbai, indore and pimpri Chinchwad have good roads. Maybe becuz they are planned cities that's why. Bt tier 1 all cities have bad roads
@@sankkham Yaa so what's the point of your argument? Are Tier 1 cities supposed to have bad roads? Shouldn't they be better made & well maintained than other Tier 2 Tier 3 cities ??
KMDA (Kolkata Metropolitan Development Association) is popularly called Khudchi Maati Dekhbi Aay which can be translated as we are digging soil,come see!
@@thebanat #GokhaleBridgeKabBanega trend karo plz with bmc . Tired of this east-west daily traffic. You also forgot legendary jogeshwari bridge. 15 saal se aadha banake chod diya hai. That should become a historic monument and enter guinness book of records.
Bhai judhajitsanyal, did you just get paid for replying to all the comments here. And all that for some people who literally won't think twice about you before burning your life to dust
@@umme.kay_0613 no, just like people in lovely Iran slaughtered educated young women, academics and activists in the name of religious purity...didn't see you raise an eyebrow there even though all those victims were MUSLIMS.
@@umme.kay_0613 your reaction and mockery of the situation that you choose to ignore clearly point to your narrow worldview. I had and still have friends and esteemed researchers in Iran who are hounded by fundamentalists every day, the likes of whom you tacitly support. 🙏
One of the most underrated comics around.. 🙌 intelligent, meaningful and humorously witty. Loved the Lahore mein metro.. Israel Palestine news.. so beautiful.
Watching from Karachi. My goodness I am in fits. Ditto, ditto situation. I leave my house in the morning to return in the afternoon to find road dug up for so called improvement works that reflect no improvement whatsoever
You have to live in across Belapur and travel daily to mumbai to understand is Importance. 1980s plan executed in 2020s says a lot about the way things are! Sea link is a boon.. btw ppl take it to go to Mumbai airport.. yes! Saves 40-50 mins on peak hours Those who think that MTHL was unnecessary are typical townie who thinks Panvel is in Vietnam
Only morons think Atal Setu was not needed. When the govt starts delivering and you can take potshots at the govt/defame them then u start terming the work done as insignificant. Crsly what clowns.
Amazing.....Ram mandir ban gaya, 4 saal se Gokhale bridge nahi bana....and another one was...it is not Gaza it is Andheri....and the best was...Mumbai ka bar itna low set kiya hai ki a thing of infrastructure development becomes a tourist attraction...
Fun Fact - Surname Patil that you made joke of in video. patil's used to hold the entire village as their Kingdom in land Maharashtra. There was position like PATILKI with so many powers to even do vasooli in 16th & 17th Century
He requested to let the people know about his show in Australia and New Zealand. Hearing this I have understood that how poor I am not to know anyone in those countries.
The kind of content you come up with every time, I thought you must have reached 1M subscribers by now. Would love to see that happening soon! Good Luck.
"Pin the donkey" story is very true. One day, they ran out of space on the Mumbai map, they brought a world map. Next day ka headline: A 2000-km-long underwater rail will connect Mumbai to the UAE.
Outstanding Azeem. Replace Mumbai with Pune and this video will still be spot on. The roads are a mess and unlike Bombay, the people are lunatics, so the bad roads in Pune have an extra flair.
Yep and so f@!%in true. There is a small bylane in NoBo (Borivali) that looks like it was bombed. Seems like there never was a road there lol!! With the amount of dust here in mumbai, feels like I am on the sets of the movie 'lntersteller'!! 😅
Utter truth, we grew and survived since birth on half the road width 1975-85 old bitumen roads and few cars on both side enchroched roads , ample of potholes and needed to choose (quality)size of pothole 😅 1985-2000 fly overs 2000-2010 concretisation 2010-2025 fly overs/metro works 2025 onwards -- concretisation continues We are happily participating in mumbai growth story .. continuing our lives on half width of roads .. Good luck to mumbaikars struggling to move on full widhth of roads at least once in their life span 😊
I live in Bangladesh, the road situation is exactly the same. They will build a road for 8 months, and just in 7 days they will dig that asphalt road up to repair gas or water line. It's just an excuse to pay up tender parties again and again. Mass people suffer and the politicians don't care at all.
Holy shit! I lost it a "Yeh photo Andheri ka hai" .. I mean I was hell sleepy, trying to finish something at work after a pretty heavy lunch. Now I am in a rabbit hole of Azeem's videos. :D
Haha great work...Mumbai Coastal road could be next topic . Also, have you ever visited Mumbai Aerocity ? It's there mahn..right next to Tabela near T2... 😂
5:18 - Still people go to "Tower Bridge" to be amaze it doesn't mean its just a bridge or basic infra. It is not like the bridge that we costal people cross every time we go outside of our house.
From Andheri East and totally agree with the mess being done by BMC , particularly Andheri Kurla Road as it seems to have gold mine for contractors / political leader. Its a nightmare for people staying and commuting 😮
Atal setu and Metro projects are done by MMRDA and not by BMC.. Costal road is making by BMC by its own funds only. Yes and other digings are contributed by all the bodies working in Mumbai... One important thing I'm not from Mumbai but I know this... I know these are jokes but .. Comedians now days are more influencer in the society. So you should make your jokes with right information. All the best... However it was fun to listen you.. Great....😅😅
Dude…all my thoughts you bring it out in beautiful humour…and thanks to Bombay Mismanagement Corporation BMC….i actually moved to Vasai 15 years ago, but the tentacles of the BMC have reached VVMC….BMC is an incubator where they most likely teach “how to built an uneven, potholed shite road.
Bro Azeem I landed on this video only because of your thumbnail. You are wearing a tee of Bhayanak Maut. Hell Yeah !! I will have a peaceful sleep tonight (: On the contrary - Great Content !!
Those who don't read the news must watch Azeem's content because this man is doing some great things out here telling people what they should know using the best way to do so: comedy!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 Loved it!
I am from Chennai, we face the same issue digging laying and again digging. At least you guys are having flyovers now CMRL is breaking down our flyovers. It is very pathetic. I have been in Bombay and i feel you guys have better road then us. GCC which is great corporation of Chennai in alliance with PWD sucks big time.
"Yeh photo andheri ka hai"...punch.. is insanely and ridiculously funny....😂😂😂
Insane level! Azeem is my favourite!!!!
That gaza joke almost made me cry and then i burst out laughing... it reminds me of a fiction writing rule - "good art makes you almost sentimental, but does not"
Must have had a proper chuckle on the 7th then?
@@judhajitsanyal6191trigger ho jayega Abdul. Rehne de bhai.
It surprises me have double standards people can have and how confidently hiprocatic they can be.
He did for gaza but did not indicate Hamas victims. Same way they cried for aftermath of Godhra train incident.
@@nikhilp5925 Do you care about Hamas victims? Have you read the report by the Israeli newspaper "Haaretz" that Hamas did not hurt civilians, but it was the Army of Israel that ki!!ed its own people? Do you know that Israel has been ki!!ing Palestinians since around 1948? Do you know that "Hamas" has been labelled as a terror group, so they can easily be caught and punished but Israel is a country who is not supposed to be destroying public universities, colleges, schools, homes, hospitals, libraries? All of this is illegal and a war crime. Do not spread your own hatred in the name of victims of political games of the powerful who won't give a single sh!t about you if you were in the same position, be it Palestinian, Israeli, or victim of Godhra riots. Stick your hate up your a$$ before it gets too late. Bye.
Thank you so much Azeem for roasting BMC and the pathetic state of Mumbai roads with your great sense of humor.
I roam whole India. And city roads are shit everywhere. The only thing bmc and Mumbai police failed is punishing illegal parking and footpath stalls. Also PPL are also responsible for buying things from footpath stalls
@@sankkham Bhaii where have you seen shit roads in the middle of prominent parts of Tier 1 cities batana zara
@@The-Celestial everywhere lol. In banglore Delhi Kolkata pune etc all metro cities have many roads with plot. I think Chandigarh, Navi Mumbai, indore and pimpri Chinchwad have good roads. Maybe becuz they are planned cities that's why. Bt tier 1 all cities have bad roads
@@sankkham Yaa so what's the point of your argument? Are Tier 1 cities supposed to have bad roads? Shouldn't they be better made & well maintained than other Tier 2 Tier 3 cities ??
@@sankkhamno......
KMDA (Kolkata Metropolitan Development Association) is popularly called Khudchi Maati Dekhbi Aay which can be translated as we are digging soil,come see!
😭
😂😂
Been seeing 10 years now
Fucking nostalgia
Most of the bigger cities like that only
Haha ei information ta jantam na toh...thanks! 😂
That Gokhale bridge reference hahahaha
Inspired from true pain
@@thebanat #GokhaleBridgeKabBanega trend karo plz with bmc . Tired of this east-west daily traffic. You also forgot legendary jogeshwari bridge. 15 saal se aadha banake chod diya hai. That should become a historic monument and enter guinness book of records.
BMC is a weapon of mass destruction had me on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣
India needs more comedians like this. Saying concrete truth with a sense of humor is indeed a art
indeed.
Yep concrete truths with a steely resolve.
The amount of concrete in this truth can make 17 Atal Setus!
@@AshwinTahiliani Good one 😂
basic infrastructure = tourist attraction 😂 indeed! did exactly that, took a few rides in the Pune Metro during my recent vist!
Yeah. In my city people go to dam for tourism 😂
Vasai jaane waala bridge bhi bane ja raha bane ja raha...jaise ki great wall of china bana rahe hai!
"Infrastructural Gaslighting" sounds like something taken out of a BJP manifesto draft 😂
Yes, we must move with the times...when the Congress was in power it was plain "gaslighting"
Bhai judhajitsanyal, did you just get paid for replying to all the comments here. And all that for some people who literally won't think twice about you before burning your life to dust
@@umme.kay_0613 no, just like people in lovely Iran slaughtered educated young women, academics and activists in the name of religious purity...didn't see you raise an eyebrow there even though all those victims were MUSLIMS.
How do you even know I didn't raise an eyebrow "then"?
@@umme.kay_0613 your reaction and mockery of the situation that you choose to ignore clearly point to your narrow worldview. I had and still have friends and esteemed researchers in Iran who are hounded by fundamentalists every day, the likes of whom you tacitly support. 🙏
BASIC INFRA BECOMES TOURIST ATTRACTION FOR THE LOCALS🤣
One of the most underrated comics around.. 🙌 intelligent, meaningful and humorously witty. Loved the Lahore mein metro.. Israel Palestine news.. so beautiful.
06:48 Come to West Bengal and you'll see the 3rd Eiffel Tower... 😎
3rd and 4th. Nicco Park and Eco Park respectively 😅
@@kunalmahajan7044 Right... 😂
Mamta pagal ho gayi hai 😂😂
Bmc is just on a never-ending treasure hunt game 😂😂😂
Watching from Karachi. My goodness I am in fits. Ditto, ditto situation. I leave my house in the morning to return in the afternoon to find road dug up for so called improvement works that reflect no improvement whatsoever
I find it funny that people haven't realised we didn't need MTHL. The 1 km Vashi Bridge connects Mumbai to Navi Mumbai in 10-15 minutes.
It's not that we didn't need it. Just a lot of other things should have been WAY higher on the priority list
It's for the future airport in Navi Mumbai
You have to live in across Belapur and travel daily to mumbai to understand is Importance. 1980s plan executed in 2020s says a lot about the way things are!
Sea link is a boon.. btw ppl take it to go to Mumbai airport.. yes! Saves 40-50 mins on peak hours
Those who think that MTHL was unnecessary are typical townie who thinks Panvel is in Vietnam
Only morons think Atal Setu was not needed. When the govt starts delivering and you can take potshots at the govt/defame them then u start terming the work done as insignificant. Crsly what clowns.
You came on TISS and gave leaks of this video there 😂
I feel the pain
Every time one road gets blocked - gham ke jao
Now even the ghum ke jao road is also under construction 😭
Thane ka 630 aur 8 ka show mix karke daala hai, attended the live show loved it!!
He so intelligently pointed about the genocide going on.. he's so talented and underrated..👏👏👏 good one.
Your humor is dope! Now whenever I visit Mumbai, your words humor me through long working days. The jokes just pop up in memory. It gets that real.
Azeem, the last bit was from the TISS episode you were in na, maza aagaya yaar
Infrastructural gaslighting😂😂 perfect nailed it
Same in Kolkata yaar... Like BMC, same KMC... The road outside our apartment is broken and repaired and digging and repairing
Absolute goated comedian!!! All his sets are super funny..... 😂😂😂
Amazing.....Ram mandir ban gaya, 4 saal se Gokhale bridge nahi bana....and another one was...it is not Gaza it is Andheri....and the best was...Mumbai ka bar itna low set kiya hai ki a thing of infrastructure development becomes a tourist attraction...
Saw this with my parents, and hats off to you for making us giggle the whole time!
Sakinaka bit was great 😂
Fun Fact -
Surname Patil that you made joke of in video. patil's used to hold the entire village as their Kingdom in land Maharashtra. There was position like PATILKI with so many powers to even do vasooli in 16th & 17th Century
Looking forward to your Auckland tour. We will be there.
Tickets out soon :)
The bonus part was worth wait! Also, kudos to you for having such a keen eye that makes us laugh too!😂
The BMC jokes always hit hard
As a frustrated with so called planned development , all at the same time , Mumbaikar...you hit all the nails on the head !
He requested to let the people know about his show in Australia and New Zealand. Hearing this I have understood that how poor I am not to know anyone in those countries.
The kind of content you come up with every time, I thought you must have reached 1M subscribers by now. Would love to see that happening soon! Good Luck.
"Pin the donkey" story is very true. One day, they ran out of space on the Mumbai map, they brought a world map.
Next day ka headline: A 2000-km-long underwater rail will connect Mumbai to the UAE.
Amazing set. BMC as mass destruction was crazy!
Outstanding Azeem. Replace Mumbai with Pune and this video will still be spot on. The roads are a mess and unlike Bombay, the people are lunatics, so the bad roads in Pune have an extra flair.
Haha…i believe that BMC motto is …(commuters are) DUMB DUMB,(so we)DIGGA DIGGA😜
People out of Mumbai are listening to it, people in Mumbai are living it😂
Same thing in Bhubaneswar, Odisha
Yep and so f@!%in true. There is a small bylane in NoBo (Borivali) that looks like it was bombed. Seems like there never was a road there lol!!
With the amount of dust here in mumbai, feels like I am on the sets of the movie 'lntersteller'!! 😅
Utter truth, we grew and survived since birth on half the road width
1975-85 old bitumen roads and few cars on both side enchroched roads , ample of potholes and needed to choose (quality)size of pothole 😅
1985-2000 fly overs
2000-2010 concretisation
2010-2025 fly overs/metro works
2025 onwards -- concretisation continues
We are happily participating in mumbai growth story .. continuing our lives on half width of roads ..
Good luck to mumbaikars struggling to move on full widhth of roads at least once in their life span 😊
Exactly. Here basic infrastructure becomes a tourist attraction and people go crazy about it!!
Good sense of humour. Quality content. Relevant,fresh , connecting issues
Amazing bro😂. Relatable as always💯 Karachi me coastal road😂
The main thing is Atal Setu (Mumbai Trans Harbour Link -MTHL ) is not built by BMC and it build by MMRDA which is owned by state government.
absolutely love your work man. brilliant. always. 🙌🙌
Thank you for a very funny episode. Totally enjoyed it
Digging Deeper and Deeper! BMC ka naya tagline😅
I live in Bangladesh, the road situation is exactly the same. They will build a road for 8 months, and just in 7 days they will dig that asphalt road up to repair gas or water line. It's just an excuse to pay up tender parties again and again. Mass people suffer and the politicians don't care at all.
Infrastructural gaslighting is the perfect definition.
I am from Mumbai. This is truthful video. Great work . Laughter is the best medicine
Cool stuff, Azeem! I couldn't find any link to get tickets for your Singapore event, where can I get them?
One of the very best standup comedians out there!!! Absolutely fantastic
Man so underrated 😂😂😂😂 you need more views everyone in the BMC needs to watch this
Too good, as always. You never disappoint. Have been following you since years now!
Holy shit! I lost it a "Yeh photo Andheri ka hai" .. I mean I was hell sleepy, trying to finish something at work after a pretty heavy lunch. Now I am in a rabbit hole of Azeem's videos. :D
Azeem's outfit feels like he got fired, went from a corporate geek to a genz unemployed kiddo...
UPSC preparation done well 😂
Amazing content Aseem as always!! Keep it up and keep bringing the laughter and joy!!
Such smart placement of jokes! Loved every bit!🎉
how many of you'll noticed the change in audience 😁😁😁? ha ha any way ............... nice jokes
Too good man. Too good. Loved it. ❤ Seriously funny and many truths 😊
Amazing writing 😂❤
"Basic infrastructure is a tourist attraction" is so ironic. One of the most sad and funniest.
Radiohead: Infrastructural Collapse ❌
Azeem: Infrastructural Gaslighting 💯
Haha great work...Mumbai Coastal road could be next topic . Also, have you ever visited Mumbai Aerocity ? It's there mahn..right next to Tabela near T2... 😂
BMC about to find a large mosquito larvae nest in Azeem’s house.
😅😭
Gokhale Bridge punch was emootionnnn❤❤❤ great job Azeem... Love your videos... See you live soon
salary of drivers would skyrocket
5:18 - Still people go to "Tower Bridge" to be amaze it doesn't mean its just a bridge or basic infra. It is not like the bridge that we costal people cross every time we go outside of our house.
From Andheri East and totally agree with the mess being done by BMC , particularly Andheri Kurla Road as it seems to have gold mine for contractors / political leader. Its a nightmare for people staying and commuting 😮
The Ram Mandir joke😂😂😂. Exactly what our country "bjp" focusses on is let's do what not the priority and grandeurly celebrate it and tell the world 😂
Atal setu and Metro projects are done by MMRDA and not by BMC.. Costal road is making by BMC by its own funds only. Yes and other digings are contributed by all the bodies working in Mumbai...
One important thing I'm not from Mumbai but I know this...
I know these are jokes but .. Comedians now days are more influencer in the society. So you should make your jokes with right information. All the best... However it was fun to listen you.. Great....😅😅
Dude…all my thoughts you bring it out in beautiful humour…and thanks to Bombay Mismanagement Corporation BMC….i actually moved to Vasai 15 years ago, but the tentacles of the BMC have reached VVMC….BMC is an incubator where they most likely teach “how to built an uneven, potholed shite road.
Today I was traveling with my coworker coming home from the office (Andheri 😂) and we were talking about the state of the roads 😂😂😂😂
Basic infrastructure is a tourist attraction..!” Soo true..!
Dig, dig, dig. Spot on. Great show.
Bro Azeem I landed on this video only because of your thumbnail. You are wearing a tee of Bhayanak Maut. Hell Yeah !! I will have a peaceful sleep tonight (: On the contrary - Great Content !!
Azeem Banatwala - acchha comedy BANATA hai ! Lagey Raho bhai !
man's wearing a bhayanak maut t-shirt. Respect ! I mean I love your work dude, just didn't know you were a metalhead xD
"Basic infrastructure becomes a tourist attraction "😂😂😂😂😂
+884 to Manchurian Bhau going against BMC
Bhai same situation in Surat and Ahmedabad
We need more of your videos azeem. This is the level of comedy all comedians could strive to achieve ❤
You are just the best. The intellectual content in your shows is just brilliant.
This man deserves his name to be given to some road in Mumbai made by BMC.
You're among the few intelligent writer-comics in india... Along with Kanan & Vir... Booked a ticket, can't wait to see you live in Bangalore 😍😁😁
My husband has renamed BMC ...as Road Digging Corporation...😅
azeem yar what level... loved every bit of it especially after first 3 mins.
Brilliant as always! For me you are #1 !!
Doctor:”Driver gaadi nikalo. Isko dava ki nahin hawa ki zaroorat hain 😂”
basic infrastructure becomes tourist attraction was amazing
Those who don't read the news must watch Azeem's content because this man is doing some great things out here telling people what they should know using the best way to do so: comedy!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 Loved it!
Gokhale bridge hits too close to heart
I think he should be a journalist because both do comedy but he can also do comedy with news
I am from Chennai, we face the same issue digging laying and again digging. At least you guys are having flyovers now CMRL is breaking down our flyovers. It is very pathetic. I have been in Bombay and i feel you guys have better road then us. GCC which is great corporation of Chennai in alliance with PWD sucks big time.
Hitting the spot as always, with impeccable timing!
Basic Infrastructure become a Tourist Attraction 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Indian comedy scene needs more people like you! ❤