Masterchef | Stand-up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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These are some jokes about Masterchef Australia.
For enquiries write to contact@karuneshtalwar.com or savinay@misfitsinc.net
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CREDITS
Shot by - Nanak Bhatia, Omar Iyer, Krish Makhija, Harshvir Oberai, Abhishek Bhutwani
Edited by - Nanak Bhatia
Sound Recording, Mix & Master - Achint Thakkar
Music - The Lightyears Explode
Artist Management - ClassClown
Venue - Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai
Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar
Bhookh lag gayi video dekh ke.
Abhishek Upmanyu... Comment Kar le.. Video Mt daliyo
Sachin Yadav jo tu boley
Bhai tu upload kr yr naya video🙏🙏🙏
Bhai video kab daaloge? Tumhare show k tickets bhi easily nhi milte... kuch toh nya content daalo
Na khayio, daant mein keede lag jayenge
As an Indian living in Australia , your Australian accent is SPOT ON. 😂😂
Jason Mundkur true🤣🤣
It felt more like British to me
Yeah I watched it again , I'd say it's about 70-80% Australian. Which is still pretty impressive!
Hahaha same here I swear MasterChef Australia is more popular in India than Australia
That’s exactly what I was gonna say....mate has killed it..
You just nailed the Australian accent.. It’s been 12 years that I have been living in Australia but my accent haven’t changed much...
@@Priyankamarwadi9 My diction, pronunciation of certain words and the speed of my speech has modulated over the years. This change has been consciously introduced by me in an effort to be understood at first go by my Australian friends and colleagues. So over the years my accent has changed a bit but by no stretch of imagination it can be branded as Australian accent. Over the phone, one can easily make out that the person on the other end is NOT an Aussie.
Knowing this fact must be painful for you i assume 😂
@@krishagarwal9798 Naah mate.. I crossed that hump a long long time ago. Now I don’t give two shits about it mate. If you have it, then why not rock it. And if someone doesn’t understand me and start carrying on like a pork chop, then too bad. Build a f*****n bridge and get over it.
hasn't*
@@juliusseizure5691 Hi mate.. Apologies for being blunt, but I won’t be sharing any personal information on this public platform. But I can certainly give you general advice based on your circumstances and depending on your plan to make a move down under.
If you are looking for Nidhi, its Season 8 episode 15 around 40 mins into the show.
You're welcome guys!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And you could bear it? Especially after watching this stand up episode? 😂
Didi apki shadi me bhajiye bane the kya?? Just asking!!
Oh legendary human!! 😆🙏🏾
@@shnya9096 Nidhi ko dekhne ke liye nhi
Vo baaju se salaam krne vale cake ko dekhne ke liye dost
his accent is smoother than my hair
This comment is home run!
Yeaaa hell true
Where's hair?😉
I don't care about accent! Bhad mai gya accent "Goron ka accent unhe mubarak!" 😆😆😆😆😆Hum to "Sanskrit" bolenge!
@@deepakjoshi823 sarcasm? 🙃😂
"I was like saat rupey ka milta h vo uncle sadak pe"😂 😂
Hii
I like it when he says uncle
7 thoda jada kam ho gya didi
@@pop1487 video dekh lo bhaiya
ruclips.net/video/TI6m_pVuTuE/видео.html
Only for real fans
“Nahiiiii ... main to patla hoon. Magar main motape se pareshaan hoon..” 😂😂😂
That was the best punch.
Nishant Jakhad Truly..
Oookiiooooooooooooooiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonoooooooooooooio9k’k’ikkkkm Jakhad
Exactly
Kya Aap Bhi Motape-se Pareshan Hai? Then you must watch my video ruclips.net/video/1AtKZdTlfY8/видео.html :-) Cheers
Yes
"This is a homemade chocolate ice cream, uske aas pass white chocolate ka ghar hain, uske upper Dark chocolate ka Mukut hain, nicche se dhuan niklega, bajuse aadmi nikal kr salam thokega..." ... Hilarious 😂😂😂
Khatarnaak
I am from Assam Indrani...
@@shashakamaljajabor6555 moiu tu Axomor hoi
I love your smile Indrani 🥀🏵🌻🌷🌺🌼💐⚘️🌹💮🌸
That fluent accent amazed my inner senses. Bhajiya khane ka dil hogya.🤣
Mai abhi golgappe khaya bhai
True that!😂👍👍
ruclips.net/video/TI6m_pVuTuE/видео.html
Only for real fans
This comment made my day 😂😂😂
M
I have observed 3 qualities in you
1. Your voice you could be a singer , an RJ anything
2. You have got an amazing American accent
3. Comedy that is visible
Great work blessings for the future
American or Australian?
That’s an Australian accent lmao
australian accent
good 1 tho
Yuvraj Singh Australian accent
I wanted to correct you but four people already did that. So...
This guy carefree attitude is just awesome. he enjoys more than the people watching it. i really wanted to see your delhi show if it fits in my budget.
keshav gupta
It shud surely fit in..he charges just 500rs or so
JUST ?!?!
Amit mehta JUST?!?
Amit mehta thanks for telling me, i will definately go.
Rushabh Dharod ispe bhi coupon code chahiy?
I don't know if anyone has noticed it but he tends to sing a lot during his shows and tbh he's good at it 😜
That's why he does that🤣🤣
When u want to become singer ...par peer pressure mai comedian bana diya🤣🤣
Here after his sasta nasha parody
I joined an MNC recently. I was trying to make conversation with one of my colleagues. Started off with random topics and then it came to Stand-up comedy. Both of us mentioned Biswa, Kenny, Kanan and then... Suddenly she asked me, "Have you watched Karunesh Talwar's videos? He's brilliant." I answered, "Nidhi ne bhajiye tal ke khila diye."
That one line sealed the deal. That colleague is one of my closest friends now.
P. S. She still is. :')
P. P. S. Nahi bhai log. Shaadi karne ka iraada nahi hain mujhe uske saath. Tum log bhi nah. Kuch bhi. xD :D
Aw that made my day!
Jan
Haha. Lovely
Human connection
"Jab humne Bollywood se alien maanga to Hume kya Mila? *DHOKA* " did the job for me. (Though it's from a different gig)
I m watching this for 12th time ....
And only for this Line...
"BHAJIYE TAL KE KHILADIYE YAR BHAJIYE"
Hello
That delivery is just awesome. Bhajiyeeeeeee
* Australian
#MeToo
yup..agreed
2:03
For people who want to hear the line "Usne Bhajiye Taal diye yaar""
Lol
Can anybody translate this please. I wanna know.
Surathong Jongs it means................
@@sura_jongs yedzhavi
@@sura_jongs It means that she fried fritters(It is a very cheap and common dish in India)...
If you want the whole video translated you can watch any reaction video where foreigners react to this video...✌️
Whenever I'm depressed I watch his stand ups. Back to kadwi sachai😂
❤️❤️❤️ acupuncture works too ❤️❤️❤️
OMG ...... I'm not depressed but a little stressed about exams , toh started watching stand ups nd I was thinking kya yaar ye last video phir wapas reality
Meri hobby hai lait jana aur passion bhi🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 can't stop laughing
Story of my life 😂😂😂
@@shikhaM1 me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nida7742 pakore🤣🤣🤣
sub me
The most intelligent joke I found was when he said, "Main mota nahi, bas main motape se pareshan hu". Insane level of thoughts!
Karunesh has a wicked sense of humour. Wicked laced with wit and sarcasm. Rare to come across nowadays.
Sattire ... Mostly sattire
1:12 "kya insaan samajh ni paya ki sharir hi uski ek loti sampati h" i felt it
Nidhi is currently everyone's spirit animal. And too good man, your Australian accent was spot on. Looking forward to watch more stuff from you.
From that accurate Australian accent, I completely believe you when you say you watched 10 Masterchef Australia episodes a day.
Also cricket matches in Australia
He has a dark mood hiding behind the comedy...I sense anger
True
I sense depression
interesting observation. why do you think so?
@@Randomguy-gf9zp hahahha
I thought the same , think i got rejected from something
2:06, the way he said BHAJ-IYE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The moment he said "Nidhi" I was ded 😭😂😭😂
Sed lyf
Hope u can cook bhajiya better then nidhi 😂
@@chirag88in sure 😂
@@nidhithakur144 wen r u invitin us for bhajiya party 😂
@@chirag88in 😂😂
This is probably the best ever Indian stand up comedy I have seen. Hilarious and intelligent. Karunesh, u r brilliant. From a Pakistani fan!
Best to Abhishek upmanyu hai❤️
@@aditiyadav4107 his latest Video is horrible.
@@sahilprusty no it's not. Very few lines are actually funny. Most of it is crap, bro.
@@sahilprusty perhaps we do. Cheers 😂😂
"Nidhi the baji"😂😂😂..
Your accent is awsm✌
Army
@@taekooker7799 hey army
@@taekooker7799 me too
"the baajeeeya is sooo byutifull"
ruclips.net/video/TI6m_pVuTuE/видео.html
Only for real fans
"This is the prime of my life and I am wasting it" can relate
After this I googled...."Nidhi MasterChef Australia bhajiya" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too😜😜
Did you get it
Me too 😂😂😂
Me too..🤣🤣🤣
Aditya Anant gzcbhrfhjkdcvndsch
Hi guys, thanks for watching the video! For those of you asking about ticket links for the India tour, they will be up very soon. If your city hasn’t been included in the June/July dates, I’ll definitely include them in the second leg of the tour (August/September)
Sooooo looking forward to it!!
Karunesh Talwar bhai patla ho gya tu.....
Dear Karunesh,
welcome back man. We have been waiting for your content!
Please make more videos..Miss ur videos. Ur video on Indian parents was hillarious..👌
Upload more video full show
Elvis Presly-Who makes my heart beat like thunder
Md.Rafi-Kaun hai Jo sapno me aya
Wow just same tune we got!!!
I'm repeating this part so many times 🥰🥰
Just saying but the fact that MD Rafi just Sang it the music was given by someone else !! Cz ya Indian music Industry is different -- Md Rafi is a true legend// his job was to sing it (no matter where it was made from) and he did it the Best way possible !!
Shankar-Jaikishan were the Music Directors of this song. They have great music directors but yes they did copy this tune straight away from Elvis Presley's original song Md. Rafi sahab just sang it.
Rafi had beat elvis in this song he went to more higher note than Elvis and gave that feeling like you are driving a car on an empty road, Elvis didn't give off that feeling.
Also the music directors were Shankar-Jaikisan one of the greatest music directors of Bollywood. So when they created such a song it was a pure struggle because funding was less and arranging such a music was a tough job during that time think of guiding 50 orchestra musicians and then talk of copying tune of Elvis. The central theme of that time was to make it appeal to the people and turn it into evergreen. Also songs got popular because of the names of singers, actors and MDs not because of the tunes as majority of these songs were heard on discs not while watching the movies. The movies were a part of making the song have an impact on the viewer.
He is a true artist. Lyricist,music director ,director banna koi mazaak nahi hai...kala hai ye..par logo ko sirf popularity se matlab hai....quality koi bhi nahi chahta hai..ek achha artist popularity par dhyaan nahi deta..uska kaam hi uska nasha hai...use tarashte rahna hi zindagi ka junoon hai...and that's why I love this man....he does understand it...❤❤
This happened in the latest season (10) again
Gordon Ramsay and the other judges were blown away with Shahsi's cauliflower pakoras 😂😂😂
Who Googled Nidhi after this video😂
After your comment i did
@@jxxl1401 After your rply I did
@@ayanmondal3014 and I did after your reply
and after all of your coments.
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.
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still i did not search Nidhi😎
@@mumtapradhan6589 that's savage😂😂
That "Bhajiyeeeeeeee" wala delivery DAMN 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is insanely talented...hopefully he will make his mark one day 👍
That accent though was mind blowing 😂😂 #yahanmainpigalgayi ❤
Mr. X tell your poppa to send bevarsi 😂
Seriously Yaar pighal gyi main bhi😂
Harshita Manchanda 😂❤❤
sachi yarr! ! #spoton
Sneha Bhat DAYUM...😂😂
Long overdue, Man!!! Missed you here!!!
Tanaya Mohanty you are pretty. Are you on Instagram?
LolGuy
bhai kyu Indians ka naam dooba raha. Tharak kam kar.
good one..mohit
On a serious note, his Australian accent is just perfect.
You're most definitely the best stand up comedian on RUclips. Hands down. It never feels like you've rehearsed any of the words, it just flows!
It's almost like hanging out with the most hillarious friend in your group. Every video is a gem of yours! Though I'm partial to the Hera pheri and women's safety!
"Kurta pehenke churaya hai" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gauri Anand lol
Apart from comedy this guy is an amazing singer. Most of his videos have a part where he showcases his auxillary talent and it’s damn good. I just wish there were more videos of him. Such raw talent in standup comedy nowadays is hard to find. Way to go brother! More power to you ❤️
He's lowkey one of the best comedians out there from our country and it pains me to see such a low subscriber count, even though Zakir Khan kinda people have millions. This guy's intelligently funny, sings amazingly and has a great confident stage presence. What's not to like! Hope he blows up big one day. Much love.
Are you troubled with obesity if yes type pakoda if no type Nidhi xD.
BTW I loved his accent and knowledge of cooking.
Pratham Sunuwar pakooda
It's Nidhi
Abhishek I thought I wrote. Nidhi but it had autocorrected it to neeti
You can edit it.
Pratham Sunuwar ratta mar ke aya tha... xD
*Let me tell u ...Nidhi went home after that episode...I have watched it😂*
He is referencing Master Chef Australia Season 8 episode 18. For people who want to actually see that episode.
shilpi jain referring 😇
There was no nidhi in season and episode you mentioned , please never comment something that you arent sure about and canste somebody else time.
Not all legends wear caps...
Link de deti
@@CristianoRonaldo-ng9wx hotstar pe dekhle...
This guy has one more talent, singing ability 🔝
3.4 k dislikes by all bhajiyawalas😂
From ultra nationalists
From RD fans who can't accept truth
don't forget our Bhajiyawali "Nidhi"!!
@@vinyashere4all lol
@allàh jeśùš mullo aur chiŕstiano ke baap aapkeseho Абе маа чуда, ангреджи ме́ лих.
PLOT TWIST:- Nidhi is his Ex.
Karunesh, you showed that a comedian can come to Indore even when his career is at its peak!
I got your reference. And Indore isn't a backward city. It's just some misinformed person. Cheers.
@@AbhishekSingh-gc5op now it is diff (munawar)
@@dhruvgarg597 now I agree. Mein khud naa aau 😂
No matter how many times I watch it ... the sarcasm is too good 😂❤️
Anyone has noticed that karunesh has best voice when it comes to singing❤❤❤
Two Tale Tubers agree bhai
The most intelligent stand up comedian...his standups are among the best comedy acts 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍immense respect for him
Love from Pakistan
I just love Indian stand up comedy
I wish Pakistan me bhi ye industry hoti
Good luck
Check out Mansal Nights
I m indian.. But i love Pakistan people...
pakistan kafi serious hai bro.. but comedy in different languages will serve your society in everyway..
why dont you yourself start?
audiens ikattha karo, comedians invite karo... scene ban jayega dheere-dheere...
Kush vakhra karna e ta ehi time e go for it and rock it start kro app bi comedy auuur god ko bolo vo sambal lenge or kush glt ni hone denge
Tony Kakkar: My life changed after watching this video.
Don't have enough words to appreciate your humour...and yes,you r one of the best comedian I ever see..
Mei patla hoo...Bus motape se pareshan hoo😂😂😂 Hilarious
Kya Aap Bhi Motape-se Pareshan Hai? Then you must watch my video ruclips.net/video/1AtKZdTlfY8/видео.html :-) Cheers
What if Nidhi watches this video..
😂😂😂
Me mc hu jo isme ayi
😐
He showed her the video before uploading it 🤣🤣
Nidhi Bhajiye talegi
@@toobluman 😒
Omg I can't believe this. A long time back our entire family was watching masterchef s8 and I vividly remember her making those bhajiyas!!! And we were all laughing cause what's the standard of the show!!😂😂😂
bahat dino k baad aaya vdo 😀😀
Bhai video* hota hai, veedo nahi
He Looks like Healthier Version of KRISHNA from the kapil sharma show....fresh content and ur way of speaking is just awesome..loved it
That k guy has 0 talent
He gave me such a good idea to prepare a vegan cauliflower sauce that I can use as vegan cream cheese for my lasagna. As an Indian it had never occurred to me that cauliflower can be pureed and can be a dish by itself. Thanks!
paka mat yar :p
4:58 his voice is so great !
i searched Nidhi right now and the top recommendation was Nidhi Masterchef Australia bhajia 😂
Shrishty Vardhan same!!!
Shrishty Vardhan i couldnt find the video
Same here😂
Which episode?
Literally I just typed "n" and there it was!
amazon prime -> masterchef australia -> S8 Ep15 -> 41:42
I'm actually glad they sent her back home
Thank you
Blessyou
@@mumbaikachallenge5526 😂
Doing god's work my friend
Now I want to watch that nidhee wala episode of MasterChef Australia 😂😂✌🏻
Same here
Episode no 18
😂 🤣 😂
ruclips.net/video/lJiMpiMa7ug/видео.html
This is hands down one of the best stand up acts. My family and friends love this so much its become an inside joke to describe food like he does.
#Nidhi ne kya socha..
#mosam bada pyara ho rha h..thoda BHAJIYA tall dete h😂😂😂
#radio..;)
@@dobekhil aaa2 Po ll,yy
P
Haan yahi socha
Nidhi Singh ツ really 😂😂😂
@@tarunbisht928 Haan Haan kyu nhi
Nidhi was a contestant in season 8 of master chef
But unlike the video
She didn't make bajhi but cauliflower pakoda
And judges didn't love those pakoda
Rather then it got her eliminate
She planned to open a restaurant in Australia last time I seen her in master chef
Good video tough
Hi,
Which episode was that?
@@rushabhdharod4090 season 8 episode 15
Yes I saw that episode. Marco Polo loved her food in the previous episodes tho. Still she got eliminated.
His Australian accent is as good as heaven.Great
Dude you've seriously got such an amazing delivery. I see your hands shaking at times but don't be nervous bro. Be confident, keep doing what you're doing, make us laugh and keep your smile on. Love your accents!
The flow is just so natural.. incredible stage presence..
u just rocked it, bro
Who else searched for 'who makes my heartbeat like thunder' after watching this
his smile is like krushna abhishek
yes right
Yess
He looks like him as well
Who is here after listening "Pahla Nasha"? 🤣🤣
I'm
Hahahaha me again, don't know how many times I watched this video 😂😂
Bro Karunesh, I live in Australia and today first time I saw your video, could not stop laughing. But please tell me Nidhi ne master chef Australia ke kis episode me bhajeye banaye tha yaar :))
Episode 15, season 8.
Charu Gupta thank you, however, she did not make ‘Bhajyee’ in that episode.
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3598702/MasterChef-Australia-s-Nidhi-Mahajan-bows-judges.html. 3rd para from the top.
She made bhajiye in the Episode 15, season 8 and failed. Therefore, got eliminated.
Charu Gupta thank you but bhajiya is not there anywhere
now masterchef's TRP will go up
I am flabbergasted
We are not rich enough to get flabbergasted 😂😂
You watched permanent roommates?
Sumit Anand
Did u google it? Literally flabbergasted?🤣😂
Sumit anand
Love from Denmark. I had a break at work and I watched it. OMG I started laughing like a mad. My colleagues were laughing on me.
Apart from stand up, this guy is blessed with amazing voice. Try yourself out in singing and perhaps might as well you can turn out to be a versatile singer.
Actually i saw that nidhi too and i was like wtf is she even doing on this show..and man u just nailed it ..the anger within me found its outlet through your act for nidhi ...lol
Am I the only one who actually came here after seeing the comments on the nidhi ka masterchef video?
@@misaeri no I too came here
ruclips.net/video/TI6m_pVuTuE/видео.html
Only for real Nidhi fans
No. I did too!!😊
This guy has exemplary sense of humour . "Pure Humour" and still far better than others who use abusive and slang. I have see this stand of Mr. Talwar more than 50 times , and have made more than 50 friends to see this. Bravo ..!
3:50 adami salaam karega
❤❤❤😀😀😀😁😁😁😀😀😢😁😁😀😀😀😁😁😀😀😁❤❤❤❤❤❤
7:45 kurta pehn k churaya ha...waaah😆😆😆
Love the comedy of this guy - you can see the subtle anger yet you can't stop laughing at his jokes.
4:39 he actually started rapping!!!!🤘🤘🤘🔥🔥🔥
I could feel anger in his voice though xD
Lmao
eks dee sir
Dis guy is on another level of standup.....nobody can match his level n da way he jux delivers....❤❤❤❤❤
7:21 amazing voice,
Just here to appreciate your journey from being Mini Punjab's manager to a stand up comedian.
Gonna give that for the accent👏👏
The bhajiye is so beautiful, it's so crisp on the outside and then
inside it's oozing with saliva
It's got such a lovely flavour profile...
It's rustic and it's nostalgic... It's delicious
It's an explosion ..it's a symphony in my mouth.
*flavor not saliva
@@ifaa5755 thanks for pointing out.
@@mohammadfaizanakhtar8380 I'll bet the joke make more sense now right@
That Elvis Presley bit.... Im really really impressed...
Haha, that Nidhi you’r referring is my friend from Adelaide. Shared it with her !! 😅
Dekhli kya bhai usne?😂
He is indeed a good singer. 🤣🤣😂😂
Kon h Jo sapno m aaya
Bollywood ki mar di 😂😂😂
Koi lifetime achievement award do inko, kurta pehenke churaya he
How could I miss this channel ? Why bad things only happens with good people.?
He has a great voice, when he started singing I was like wow
Man his accent is awesome