Meri Kismat Kharab Hai | Stand up comedy by Shashwat Maheshwari
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2018
- This is a 10-minute set of silly jokes that define my comedy. If you like this, stay tuned, aise dus aur daal doonga- Time bohot hai mere paas aur kaam bilkul nahi hai.
Waise toh sabko yeh video kam se kam 100 baar dekhna hi chahiye, par mujhe apni kismat se jyada ummeed nahi hai.
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Post production: Myoho films
Editor: Karan Asnani
Sound Mix & Master: Sreejit Menon 
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Ever since I watched this video, tab se meri bhi Wagon-R aane lag gayi.
Meri to hamesha se hi wagonR aati.hai
OMGGG !!! PEOPLE IN THE COMMENT SECTION ALSO KNOW TO REACH THE HIGHEST PART OF THE TROLLING LEVEL....
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Bad joke
Teri shakal se to lgta h. Kabbi terko otp ni aya hoga 😂😂😂
I want to achieve the chill level of this guy. ❄️
Don't live others life , live your life . Be what you are & instead of putting yourself in someone else's shoes.
*speech 100*
Dude, these r jokes.
Bro u rock.....👍
This guy is really talented but seems under confident
The level of chill this guy has is envious
Hmm
Love you
@@shivampatil9308 I love your mother. 👌
@@joyrainbowdress We kpoppers are everywhere lmaooo
@@vitocorleone7713 yaar main bhi kabhi aise hi dafnata tha ladko ko .❤
Purana shikhar yaad aagaya mujhe
8:08 "kash tere paas koi mode of transport hota nahi?" Genius!
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Me to cab driver: "Tu cab pakad ke aa..."
Nice..but quite similar to Biswa Kalyan's set on Uber...oops
@@AnkitKumar-cr7cj ooh, I haven't seen it
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Suddenly , i realise velle log standup comedy krte h.
Or zada velle log unhe dekhte h 😂
By the way i belong to 2nd category.
Ayr sabse zyada vehle log Dekh Kar ghatiya comment krte hain
I am 3rd category , jo comment padte hai
Fuck off if u think that velle people do stand-up comedy. If u wanna say bull shit about his hard work, then why are u tryna do it on utube? There are so many better places to hate on him. You can do that on Reddit using memes. But dont ruin utube for us.
@@water7762 no need to write that in italic. Plus, I was sarcastic.
TU pagla H
.
😂😂😂Life me comedy honi chahiye GADHE he is GUD🍫🍫🍫
.
VAISE tumne khud Ko bhi Vella bola I respect U 😂😂😂💪💪👍👍
He proved that comfort is more important than anything else.
Yeah 😂😂
Hi
Hey there
@@harshachawan8378 Bhav Nahi de rahi Bro Chodd na
@@harshachawan8378 อุ
The journey of S Maheshwari from a motivational speaker to a stand-up comedian is unbelievable
lol
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😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
He is also a hindi commentator in UFC fight night
are you serious?
2 saal se Ola aur Uber use kar raha hu bas ek baar Xcent aayi thi baaki har baar wagon R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Video ki tareef karni ho toh bade bade shabdon mein comment kar sakte ho. Video bura lage toh likh ke burai karne ki koi zarurat nahi hai, mann me karo. Woh wale bade shabd mujhe aate hain, apne aap samajh jaunga. :P
Aur naye video bhi jaldi hi daal doonga, vella hoon 4 saal se. Baaki show updates se jyada bakwaas sunni ho toh yahan follow kar
sakte ho instagram.com/kaatilkabootar/ , din bhar yahi karta hoon main.
Aur koi pareshani ho toh batana. Mai kuchh nahi kar paunga par tumhara mann halka ho jaaye shayad. :)
Dude Loved you in comicstaan and here too❤ Keep up the good work. Will surely go for your show . When are you coming to delhi?
Aage jayega bhai, aage jayega!
Sushrut Tabakade nii puch to lo, Kya pata Banda settle hone ka soch ra ho yhi 🙄
The cells of my body have not yet recovered from this comedic onslaught #fan
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best part " Mai to sim card lene aya tha " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The kind of chill attitude he have, also he proves that comfort is the most important 👍🏾
You are very good. You don't use bad words. Its healthy comedy and relatable. All the best for your future.!!!
2:31
gets your ears checked. he did
@@ridewithani1803 🤣🤣
Behen bawri ho gyi.. Didi ko kaan ki illaz ki jrurat hai aur dimag ki v
@@ishanmanoj5379 😂😂😂😂😂😂sahi kehra hai bhai
Mene cab kri hai , tune admi nhi kra😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ek kaam kar..tu cab kar ke aaaja😂😂
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Very original jokes and no garbage words)) Keep it up))
Original joke but style is totally like Abhishek upmanyu
@@kevingadhiya9658 true
not at all...he is totally different then him
@@30secondsTHESIS Chodd Bhai Kuch Mahapurush to bassi Aur upmanyu Ke style ko Bhi ek jaisa batate Hain
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I am the only one who is laughing on " aunty line mat marro "
9:04 par kya bola. Wo do shabd kya the clear sunai nahi de rhe.
Some subtle jokes in the end-credits that might have gone unnoticed. These two are my favourites:
1. Hair, Make-up and Wardrobe: Shashwat Maheshwari
2. Crowd puller: Abhishek Upmanyu
One of those rare comedians who's jokes are actually funny and the delivery is on point. You deserved to win comicstaan.
Nishant Tanwar ko deekhi
Abishek upmanyu ko dekh
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So much content in a single video 🔥🔥
So true.. Why he didn't do well in Comicstaan will remain a mystery. Or maybe his kismat kharab hain!
True that.
Fake response
Shruti Prakash awesome quite fabulous
Vella hai 😁😁😁
By the way bihar always comes to comedian mind , 😂😂
I'm also Bihari ❤️❤️
Bhai bhihari waala joke explain karo
@@anshuljain3747 Maharashtrian people used to discriminate them (Some ) not all
@@WY94 can you Elaborate it how
@@TheMrjadeja arrey bhai unko nai pasand karte.. bolte hai sab bihari log aa jate hai bihar se mumbai ganda karte hai gareeb log aur nafrat se dekhte hai bihaario ko mumbai wale.. yeh matlab hai.. ye esa kuch mumbai wale sochte hai saare nai baaki 😆
He looks like my history teacher❤❤
Aman Prakash Sir 😌😌
"You have an addictive personality"
"Aunty line baad me marna"
🤣
u seem like u have given up on life... totally relatable
Chal phuddu .... Kuch bhi??
mumbai bihari wala punch was good with message as well! Great overall
Wo vala joke explain kr skte kya Bhai
He is saying ki Bihari people don't feel welcomed in Bombay, so to feel welcomed wo log pao laga lenge toh they will get accepted in the city :)
@@TheMrjadeja Noob
Quite refreshing and different. Superb Shashwat!
A whole 10 minutes of quality comedy!
Indeed
In my case... I got TATA INDICA every time... 😂 😂 😂 😂
and that my friend is the damn reality, the dude doing the stand up dosnt go in cab at all, who brings the waganore in Uber
teri toh shashwat se bhi buri nikli :D
I am happy kyunki mn comedy video dekhke usko poori tarah bhool jaata hun..kuch mahino mn...
Fir se dekhta hun... Poori dekhne ke baad pata chlta hai liked hai..
Too much fun😂
The person who can reveal truth of the society in a humorous way is a comedian.And to be a comedian is not a joke it's the hardest thing in life.Hats off🙏
"mere pas kutta nhi h par aisa nehlaunga use" 🤣
Your personality and jokes are so fluid. Like somebody wakes up, sits with you for coffee in the morning n we laugh at every single topic that comes over. Loved it
A genuine video after a long time without use of a single vulgar words. Nice work Shashwat.
So good.. Its been such a long time seeing a guy doing standup commedy without using slang words and making so much content of normal things..
"Mala bhook lagali, khayla dya"......lmao
It's Raju shrivastav line😂😂
SM cover ❤
SM😉
Itna content in so less time pehli Baar dekha.
One Maheshwari says - Wake up , and make realise this world your presence
Another one - Just Chill bro , time hai😂
He looks like sirius black from harry potter
Yeah
Accio potterhead😁😁😘😉
Ayeee potterhead
Azkaban mein bhi wagon r aati hai. Gaadi ka soul nahi hai na
Noooooo but lowkey yes but nooooo
मैंने चुन्नी डाल ली😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
Logo ka bhrosa nhi
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U have a great presentation of comedy.. Perfect timing..
Those lines relate for everyone..
Great job.. 🙏😂😂
One of the best ever comic I watched. You're such a talented guy. One topic lots of beautiful content without any vulgar contents.
THIS IS CALLED *COMEDY*👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Craziest thing about this video is when he said the U.S. visa joke and made the action of signing, you can actually hear the sound of pen on paper.
I didn't notice this until I read your comment and it's fucking with my brain
+Ananya Upadhya hahaha
🙏🙏🙏🙏
You next level man.
Observation 👍
Ya. But its not that amazing.
Loved the "Inspiration: Mitch, Louis and Norm"
when every single joke is a cry for help. Great show.
am i the only person crying after watching this video???
I don't knw if I'm too depressed or i'm just reading too much between the lines.
If you relate to what he's saying then it is depressing because then you can tell that the self deprecating humour is not just an act. I went through a similar phase of feeling absolutely worthless. I could sense the tiredness in his voice, that feeling of being completely and utterly done with your own bullshit.
Man. ...
@@iqrakarim6525 how can I help?
Kismat Kharab hai - Most relatable song of the year.
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yeah, he is really good and strong, talking at so many levels at once.
Maine cab kari hai, tune aadmi nhi kara 😂😂😂😂
Thanks
Hi
@dragon mandy it would be' I have booked a cab. You've not booked a man. '
After a long time, I came across such class of comedy. Loved it.
This is not the first time I watched this video , but every time I watch this video I laught out loud ❤️this man is so hilarious 😆 in his own way
There's Sandeep Maheshwari and here's Shashwat Maheshwari...both legends 🤣🤣
Watching it again... Too good 😂😂
Lovely content man.
Just one thing i have observed in today's standup scene. "Depression" and talking about depressing stuff is the new comedy!
Well done sir👍👍 good one and original content....liked too much🤘🤘
One Of The Best Stand Up Comedy Video I Had Ever Watched. Awesome
Dude I laughed after almost a week 😂😂 loved you! And your comment too! 😂😂
It's the first time I watched an act from you. I wasn't expecting much. But I haven't watched anything funnier than this in the past month. Job well done.
Pure comedy 🤣🤣🤣 without abuse, beeps and all those bad things 🤗
Edit: Thanks for 100 likes 😊
Krte sb hai batata koi nhi
2:31 and 2:53
wagonr wala joke to copy hai bhai
@@shivamverma4336 kisse??
He said shit and sale in 1st one minute
perfect combo of comedy without expression
Shashwat, your writing is right up there... With the best.. cheers buddy.. all the best.. :)
Koi baatnhi bro agar vele the tum, but You're doing the toughest job wo bhi itne perfection se, comedy is not easy, but you're outstanding 👌👌👌👌
bhai jaise tu bol raha hai, script likhna chodh apni hi kahani sunade logo ko. Tere bhi 6M views ho jaaenge
@@saxenaakash19 Pehli Baat To Ye Ke Wo Kahani Bohat Funny Honi Chahiye....Doosra Kahani Sunane Ka Waisa Andaz Bhi Hona Chahiye.
Watched it many times. Laughing again and again . Its awsome!
I think i have watched this at least 10 times. Great work
I knew from Comicstaan, Shashwat
Ke achhe din aane wale hai, aphi aur achhe aayenge. TIGHT set bro, loved it.
RgttttvtTwtr5ģttt g😭😬😬😬😬😘😬😬😬😘😑😬😬😘😬😥😬😥😭🚣😬😂😬😘😬😭😬😬😬😥🚣😬😑😬😊😬😬😭😬😑😬😬😬😬😬😂😭😂😬😫😬😬 😬😬 😬😥😥😥 I don't know what to
@@anshitasingh3332?? Just breathe, it's enoughh😀
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You are One of the most hilarious and Funny stand up comedians i have seen so far. It really made me laugh, like REALLY ,not many people do that. Loved your punch lines. You have a long way to go. All the best buddy!!!
LOVED IT!!! THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!! GOD BLESS YOU
Love your writing. The best bit was about Biharis and pavs. Intelligent comedy!
bhai agar ye set karte na comicstaan mai, tum pakka jeet chuke hote...
srikanth varanasi true
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
Great energy, looking forward to hear more from you.
Really enjoyed a lot well done shashwat keep doing a great work and make people laugh with your amazing performance..!!
Omg... Just loved it ... Thank you for making my day.
A very casual way of interacting with the people.. A simple personality and no abusive words... This is what actual comedy is! ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Usne teen patte bichhaye , maine 500 laga diye😂😂😂
Hahahaha exactly 😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣😂😂😂😂😁😀😀
😂😂😂😂
Hu byy ml
No vulgar words but made all of them laugh..... Awesome.... Keep continuing😊😊
u r cute kitty :D
the first 3 minutes of this video is all of us during lockdown 😂✌🏾
@Shashwat Maheshwari bhai jabardast. Been following you since amazon series and you are great. Keep it up man.
I just loved your attitude when you said 'Don't care' in comicstan. Swagger.
The way you deliver your words....it's just mind-blowing...😘😘
i love it
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i can watch this as many times as possible and still laugh like a drain
bhai faadu..ek word/topic pe itte jokes..maza aa gya..Wah
Most cleanest comedy on internet like Abhishek upmanyu ... I loved it
Abhishek upmanyu clean he??😂😂😂
im big fan of abhishek upmanyu
@@cibinthomas4007 ha par wo clean nhi hai.
Couldnt agree more, was laughing the whole time
Also check Kenny Sebastian .
I liked your almost pure content of comedy without filthy words. Excellent job done Shashwat. All the best.
One of the beat video I ever saw.... Amazing bro. Best wishes.
Dude, किस्मत इतनी भी खराब नही है। found your video... It's surely a breath of fresh air!
u seem very modern aunty :D
Material Courtesy- Life. Love that.
Sharp and to the point
Great cab story everyone can relate to
Thanks for making my mood Happy. You're funny man, you deserve more subscribers. Magar tumahara toh kismat kharab hai
You r good man. You know how to work with your stuff and how to make audience laugh I just wish that in the end you use "wagon r" once more to match the whole bit....
8:45 Bhai Mumbai hai, Dilli Nahi...
I revisit this video whenever life kicks on my lazy ass.
Too good yrr 👏nd that cab wala part 🔥😂😂😂
After a long time a heard clean comedy, keep it up Shashwat
you literally made me laugh.
keep going love you
I have seen this video 100000000000 times 😂❣️ whenever I get high I watch this 😂😂lots of love Bhai ❣️
To chutiya hai na bhai tu..🤣🤣
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fitbit waala😂😂
Finally some quality comedy devoid of useless abuses n sex related content. Thank you Shashwat..
Yaaa I agree....Ajkl logo ko ye faaltu topics hi milte hain ...But is bande ne ye show kr diya ki content dhng kaa hona chahiye
Great content . Respect !! :)
Shashwat you were suppperbb....what a timing.... selection of words......sparks in between....perfect....
You are a talented original comic . Your energy and vibe is terrific . Wish you all the best!
Well written. I loved it ❤️ ❤️❤️
Came here from Pratyush Chaubey's tweet.... Kabhi lga nahi tha vo Raja Hindustani dekhne wala insaan itni sahi chiz b recommend karega
Lmfao 😂😂😂
🙌
Insult level 💯💯
no kidding yaar😂
I was enjoying your comedy. Suddenly the bihari joke came and I got offended. Now I will watch a few more comedians and will get offended a few more times.
I didn't get that joke
Life is too short to get offended
You made my day 😘😘😘🤗so sweet of you ... I laughed a lot while seeing this video ...