Stuff About Bollywood | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- These are jokes about Jaadu from Koi Mil Gaya (the alien), and other Bollywood related things. Thanks for watching!
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Ticket links -
Delhi - bit.ly/2Q4x20T
Mumbai - bit.ly/2AxlnSH
Ahemdabad, Jaipur, Jodhpur & Hyderabad- bit.ly/2CPMsC7
CREDITS:
Video Production - ClassClown
Sound Recording, Mixing and Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
Music - The Lightyears Explode!
Artist Management - ClassClown
Venue - Canvas Laugh Club
Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar
Childhood ruined in the video😂😂😂
"Chota Neela Khajoor"😂🔥🔥🔥
Jiske sar par light hai
Jiskee Shar par ek light haiii!!!!!
Phookne aaya tha 😂
How uneventful was your childhood that a single video with jokes could ruin it?
ruclips.net/video/YQWg3jrMbBI/видео.html
Humour with intellect is deadly.
True 💯
That's what we need
Intellect mtlb kya hota h?
@@raghavshukla5255 simply it's just a noun form of intelligent
@@jayanttayade2378 then what is intellectual? Adjective form of intelligence?
Give this guy an hour long Netflix special already. Too good
He got... At Amazon prime
Haan kyunki iski baato se (not joke) lag raha hai ye foreign film jaida pasand krta hai!!!!
@@hioka9315 Oh Shut the fuck up!!
@@hioka9315 isn't that logical though?
Have u seen his prime special
After watching it I uninstalled prime form my phone
When you realise one of your favourite childhood films is actually a 3 hour joke.
I felt that bahahaha
•́ ‿ ,•̀
Bro i still enjoy that movie but not in that way😅
I can relate
No I don't think so !
Tshirt se VICE CITY ke character jaisa hai by the way......😂😂😂😂😂
Tommy vercetti
👍🤣
Shirt hai bhai
Difference is ,ke usmein coconut ke trees hain
@@risefromtheashes821 cannabis not Coconut
Every party song of AIB was written by this guy..so you can understand his frustration against bollywood 😂😂
What really?
That was tanmay bhat
Yaa it is true... I checked it!😅😅
@@theouts1der aib mein tanmay bhi toh tha 😂😂
@@srishtibhatnagar168 oK
honest review of "koi mil gya"😂😂😂👏
😂😆
Right
Everything wrong with Koi Mil Gaya in 11 minutes less
@@AryanKumar-in3pk CinemaSins is garbage, don't quote them
Still the movie was beautiful at that time.
I did paid internship. Only, I paid 4000 to the company for letting me intern.
😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂
F
F
Dude, your forehead is shining better than our future.
Even sorabh pant's bald head is brighter than your future, i can bet.
If ya have the guts, try standing in front of a floodlight staring at darkness for hours at a stretch...
Bhai your future not mine
Kuki vo mehantt kr raha hai bro...
@@pushpendragiri1796 aap v kro bhai aapk v chamkega
"The alien is the most believable thing about that film."
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This shit’s never getting old.😂
IKR! Watched this so many times!
Are you the same Nidhi who made bhajiye on master chef Australia? 🤔
Nidhi
Bhajiye khilaaooo
😂😂😂
@@Black182heart 😂
"Tata sky barish ke time par band hojata hay😂😂😭"
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honest review: He is dressed up as Tommy Vercetti! from gta vice city
Edit: oh my fucking god 1.8k likes! Never imagined that😂😂 its been a long time.
With a cheat code applied on him which makes him fat
It's green that was blue
@@vaibhavkushwaha2040 pani samaj k khoon mat pee lena varna bohot offensive ho jayega 🙄
@@priyankathakur6229 Abe mind instability!!!!!
@@YTworld-69 the cheat is deepfriedmarsbars
The way he said "CHICHA" 😂🤣
Its common in Hyderabadi slang
I burst into laughter after listening it😂😂😂
The pin drop silence between 8:13 - 8:47 is legendary
When doctor talks, Everyone listens carefully...Btw I'm a doctor too 😉🤗
People were waiting for an alternative word for SEX 😂😂
@@jaypandya3112 hey be safe 😇😇 and thank you for protecting us 🙏❤️
@@instrumentlegend Thank You So Much Bro... People like you provides us the Energy to Work! Btw Nice Tabla Skills You Possess 🤘 Keep Rocking.
@@jaypandya3112 Sir don't thank me 🙏 People like you are our hero 😇😊
"Chota Neela Khajoor" has me everytime 😂 No matter how many times I watch it 😂
Jiske sar pe light hai😂😂
@@adarshsaroj2057 sar pe??😂
@@adarshsaroj2057 and he said it in three diff ways and three diff emotions... 😂😂😂
Mere bachpan ki dhajiyaan uradi but it was hilarious 😂😂
@Suki Chibi
Man of Culture
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now tell me, what is 1000-7?
the cherry that kakyoin verbally assaulted 5x-3y
Hello fellow kaneki for profile pic guy
@@thecherrythatkakyoinverbal8931 *_oshiete_*
After watching this I just realised that this standup comedy about the film has more logic than the film itself. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@プラカシュ soty 2 lol.. Picture ka name kya hai aur content kya hai.. Waah.. Nepotism
😂😂😂
Fictional movie me kon logic dhundta h be
@@kakashi-sb5os thoda to hona chahiye
@@xoxo4385fast and furious me logic dundh lo phir 😂😂😂
Intercourse - banned
Dham dhoom - Introduced
😂 😂 😂 😂
bhau-tapa tap introduced
" There is people doing unpaid internship "
Me: crying in the corner.
Ruined koi mil gaya forever... 😂😂😂
Aur kitna ruined hona tha isko yar?? Aaapka favorite tha kya...lol..Ama joking dost. Gussa na
kario!! plezz.
#KoiMilGayaWasAGoodMovie
He will if we let leftist to fuck with our brains 🙄
Shubham Deshmukh he made it more interesting bruh 😂😂 think twice before you type.....
@@triptibiswas3166 sarcasm bruh 😅
"Kasol Mai Mahol"
- Jaadu
Sam Still 😂
ruclips.net/video/YQWg3jrMbBI/видео.html
I had a dustbin in my school that was a real life model of jadu
Bas uske light ki jage hole tha Jahn see kachra dalte the 😂😂
True story
Wow 😂😂😂
wow 😂😂😂
@@dimension-vb7ki Doing well, how about you? ;)
You had a dustbin or there was a dustbin in your school?
@@shaan9844 lit bro 😂😂😂😂by the way londo ki hawas dekh rahe ho bina kisi video upload ke 185 subscribers😃😃😃
" JAADU...jaadu...Jååе "-karunesh talwar
This is a clever comment on his tone. Very neatly done, mate.
Gunius Comment
"There are people doing unpaid internships" 😂😂😂
i'm one of them! 😂😅
I have been part of that too 😂😂😂😂😂
Tarunesh versetty
M one of them
Very true
Tata sky - call a alien
Elon musk - what the hell, should I close SpaceX
😂😂
Bollywood smh
"NASA wale chutiye hai"
More like, *Main kya karun, job chhod dun..??* 😂
Elon musk :- Kya karu mai mar jaau .... meri koi feeling hi nahi hai
his 4head is brighter than my future😂😂
True af
Ye jaadu ka bhai hai ye bhi dhoop karta hai isliye matha chamakra hai
The word 'chutiya' never sounded too cute before 😍
Yaar aap manushyajaati kaa bhavishya ho...
ruclips.net/video/BLKioFzQDEI/видео.html
To be frank Rajesh Roshan composing music for Rakesh Roshan movie is as good as Un-paid Internship.
😂
😂👍
dude tbh before this comment I didn't even know there exists someone named rajesh roshan who composes music
@@SlimSHadY_10 he is a pretty good composer.. He also composed soundtrack of koyla karan arjun and many more... Just bcoz karinesh used him as for him doesn't mean he is shit.. Dumb ppl like u think we will look very cool by commenting such stuff...
@@tony-pc4kd i genuinely didn't know who that guy was
The fact that kids can watch fighting scenes filled with blood and all with their parents but not a kissing scene.
Kissing scene :- 2 people making LOVE with each other
Fights :- 2 people trying to kill each other filled with HATRED
And it's okay for the kids to watch 2people fighting but have to hide when watching an intimate scene.
I don't even know why kissing scenes are considered to be bad.
And i understand that having sex at an early age is not at all healthy because of improper knowledge and immature bodies and mind...but isn't fighting more harmful??
It's okay for a teen to tell his/her parents that he/she hates someone but really hard for them to tell that they love someone and are in a relationship🤷🏼♂️
Why is hatred easily accepted?? But not love??
Law of Entropy
Bajrang dal wants to know your location 🤐🤐
Point 🙌🏻
Correct✔
You're actually true.
Watching this for the nth time, where n is a large number.
n approaches ∞
Okay, Guys Now Its Time For Some Serious Math😂
n= nu.?! 200 (ref Ox. DIC.
N=0/1
2:08 "There are people doing unpaid internships" 😂🤣
only legend will know
he looks like tommy vercetti from gta vice city😆😆
Ahsan Raza 😂😂
Ha bhai... Ye to vaisa hi dikhta hai😂😂
I m not legend i dont know 😂
He looks like tommy vercetti eating too much mcdonalds
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS
Deliveries are on point! So are his observations... Emphasis, pauses, clarity of thought and their transition in words... Phew!
Many people just came for - 'Ek aur tune toh bna le AALSI' !!!!!! 2:01
Then how did u comment after that?
RIP bro
SYED KASHIF ALI kawasaki analysis
Rip
😂
Haven't seen a soul use the word 'Fareb' since the movie 'Fareb' came out 😂😂😂
Aree yeh koi Indian movie hai kya ?
@@pathikritsen7607 ji haan
That film title should be
"Koi Kyu Mil Gaya"🤣😂🤣
@tik tok master WTF
Na be "koi chutiya mil gaya"
@@faiyazhassan7930 😂🤣🤣🤣
@Bikash Chetri I couldn't find even a little bit of science in that film.
Nah bro
YEH KON MIL GAYA
Enjoyed at childhood 😍
Seems stupid in adulthood😂
@The Dude Abides same I hated all superhit in childhood like ddlj, k3g n all karan johar films
Mine opposite
I swear man
someone ask hritik and rakesh to watch this video 😂
They watched it and paid people to dislike it
That movie is shit... thank god someone aknowledge this....
I swear
Sadma lagega unka wapis kabhi picture nahi banaenge
Jaadoo wants to know your location😂😂😂
His whole take on Koi mil gya is THE MOST FUNNIEST THING 😂😂😂
The best part is the "Om Om" and "In Panchhiyon" tune isn't even original- it's lifted from Kraftwerk's Trans Europa Express from 1976.
._.
I never expect an otiginal tune from roshan . Both brothers are garbage of creativity.
Thank you Shaktimaan for broadening my horizons! Appreciate it
Sharktimaan thaaye thaaye
Thank You @Sharktimaan, for the info.
His forehead is shining brighter than my future!
Haha I never knew I got this much likes!!! Thanks.
Hahhhahaha..
Hahahahaha
Resevation ne kha liya humare future ko....vishwaash hi uth gya education system se
That's copied from a Saitama meme. Saitama as in One Punch Man.
believe in ALLAH ALMIGHTY and in urself
u r better than u think u r
No agenda
No vulgarity
No manipulation
Humor without tumor
This is true comedy
He he he ho hoho la lala
Am i the only one reading it with tune 😂
Vulgar he bhai thoda vohot😂😂
Lol are you describing stand up comedy or a toxic relationship?
@@ifaa5755 Standup comedy has become is more toxic than a relationship nowadays and was happy that none such political toxicity was presented in this video😪
@@marcus7882 I have no problem with cursing and sexual innuendos in stand up comedy. So it's subjective what's toxic and what's not.
Who is watching in 2024
Me
Me 😂
I said jadoo and right after he said “ jadoo nahiii, dhokaha 🤨
Don't forget the fact that Jaadu can't fly but made Krishna fly in Krrish 3 😂
Lol
Yeah but his powers were multiplied after his father sacrificed himself and he consumed his powers.
I don't think he flew in that movie. He jumped like hulk.
U watched that movie ?
Anu Malik can't Sing but he is a judge na this is how Jadu can make him fly
That deliberate pause before the hookline shows the sign of apt comic timing and knack for writing. Even after watching after 3.5 years, it still makes you giggle and cheer up.
Nobody :
Literally Nobody:
Karunesh: Tata Sky Sparking is Buzung zung zung
That's me doing unpaid internship and I am seeing this in the office 😂
Great bro....
this guy was way ahead in telling bollywood is shit and nonsense stuff aur humne real talent ko bhi kho diya
Bollywood is not bad. Only few things are bad . Rest Bollywood has given great films that are iconic.
Bollywood has a lot of good stuff which has been, unfortunately, overshadowed by cringe movies.
For example, Bhavesh Joshi, a brilliant film, made less than 5 crores but Veere De Wedding made a lot more.
@MIR SH yes. The same people who are now marching outside Bollywood production houses.
GO AND LEARN PLEASE
@@HUMAN-fq5ff yup. Neel Bhattey Sannata, Bhavesh Joshi, Lootera, Hawaron Khwahishen aisi, Madras Cafe, October among others are excellent
Imagine Darth Vader coming with an alap"Heh Heh Ohh Ho Ho". Instantly ten times Scarier 😂🤣.
I guarantee many have watched this video twice
Bhai bhai
More than twice
2 nd time
Nice 69
Thrice
“Bache udh rahe hai , wah kaafi unique approach hai “ 😂😂
"He’s just a replacement for a lasik operation" dude 🤣
1:46 listen to the vibrato in his singing. Damnnn
5:21 I liked that Darth Vader music he made 😂😂
The imperial march
The Imperial Alaap
Lol
Someone needs to make a ringtone out of this 😂
teenoli I want one
hands down the best stand up i've ever come across
ruclips.net/video/Sh4UOaNB0JU/видео.html 🙏🙏
"Bhajiye tal diye yaar bhajiye'
True fans know ;-)
i do i do i do
Australian MasterChef
Nidhi ne🤣🤣
Nidhi
Radio pe Kishore Kumar laga denge
So nobody is gonna talk about his singing skills😅
No
He is a singer and lyricist.
The two most hilarious lines in this video is -
1- alien bechara bus pakad ke film city ja rha h.
2-NASA wale chutiye h kya?
😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆
I could visualize Jaadoo taking a bus going to film city 😂😂😂
That aalap dude 05:24...
You nailed it 😂 😂😂😂
Just had a breakdown, this helped a lot. Thank you so much.
May you heal 🥰🥰🥰
Tuada alien , alien
Sadda alien jaadu
Kam se kam rakesh roshan ne kosis to ki thi kuch innovative karne ki kisi ne appreciate nahi kiya aur bolte hai ki science fiction movies kiyu nahi banta hai bollywood mai
Tata sky me ab sony channel nhi aata but 2003 me alien aa gya .
Jo channel ni aata WO channel PR jao wha instruction diya hua kaise la skte waps
Tata sky me naukari krte ho kya?
Swaraj Sah Commen knowledge is not so.......
Prateek chourasia Lakin kuch channels jaise 'Sony ESPN' puri tarah gayab hai ! Matlab ab channels wali list may hi nahi hai !
Bata ab 'Sony ESPN' ke liye kya kare !?
'UFC' ke liye hi Sony wale sports channels ka pack dala tha aur ye Tata Sky walo ne 'UFC' telecast karne wale 'Sony ESPN' ko hi pura hata diya !
@@MrPjspacejam Sony wale humein Videocon par batate Hain ki Tata sky walon change your network 😂.....so unke hisab se to solution is ki change your dish network.
Thank you for watching the video guys!
Hope you enjoy it. Ticket links for live shows will be updated in the description shortly. If your city hasn’t been included in the tour, it will be within the next few months.
Kolkata mein aao bhai. Ha chutiya sheher hai par boht fans hai yaha tumhare
Maza aagaya 😍😍😂 DHANYAWAAAD😁😂😀😀😍🤗
Sorry ruka ni tha end tak dekh liya kolkata aa rahe ho
Bangalore.... Bangalore.....
Man you are too good... Loving your shows
Just kick-started one of the dullest of days into a hilarious one!! You're incredible! 🤣🤣
Yup
200th like😃
Hiiii
Yr hum bhi Bollywood ko hi dakh dakh kr bary huy hain love you guys from 🇵🇰
Chota neela kaajoor🤣🤣🤣
Jiske sar pe light h😂😂😂😂😂
MN
&🎂,
"gaon me alien bulaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaa"
I am a heart patient and i can't resist so much laughter.....
If i would die, not that alien but you will be responsible for it😜😜😜.
It's a very big achievement to make people laughing for 10:19 minutes in stand up comedy..
Waiting for next video
GWSSS
Ku
Kumkumbagha
Mere pyare bhai..bhagwan aapko jldi theek kre
@@cheesebagel736 Thank u didi
Get well soon bro
Disclaimer : no alien were harmed in video 🤣🤣🤣
Someone needs turn on the ac next time he performs 😂
Whispers *coitus*
Usko Sheldon Cooper need kaat liya hoga....woh Coitus coitus karta rehta hai
Bazingaaaa
He did this set three days ago in my city and I literally whispered that during that joke XD
@@Sahibaathaibhai haha
Bazingaaa
This guy has some peculiarly soothing voice in addition to his commendable talent ! ❤
No one can ever know that how I have managed myself to laugh silently because my mother slept just next to me 😂😂
You ruined my childhood..now i can never watch tht movie as i used to watch😂
So true. I cried too 😂
It's ok. The movie was fair enough for kids. They should've made it for kids only. Anyway NASA too has send music on sky & space hoping aliens will contact.😆
Dilpreet Singh 😂😂😂
So true buddy 😂
You watched koi mil gya in your childhood how worse can your childhood possibly get
The way he says “aaalseee” 😂😂😂😂
5:44 is me singing😂😂😂
😂😂😂 me too
This guy helped me smile through excruciating 20 hours of labor pain. Usse pehle ye banda kaun hai mujhe pata bhi nahi tha. Thanks Karunesh T.
Oh pls take care
I hope you are doing good ❤
@@Karunamayii LOL thanks, I have an almost 4 year old now!
Many comedians i know are less logical and do comedy in bakwas way but
Karunest talwar is brillian ,Logical and intelligent comedian!!
His take on the MasterChef Australia was also good
**Karunest intensifies**
bhai logic, intelligent ek taraf par kya ye funny laga tumhe 🤔
Thanks for posting this on a Monday morning!
😭😭Trueee
Blue
"Peela raincoat pehen ke Hrithik ke dustbin mey reh raha hai....WO BHUNT HAI!!"😂😂😂😂
“Ek chotha neela khajur “
“Jaadu phoonkne aaya tha bus warna kaun sa alien Himachal jata hai
“Ek aur tune to bana le alsi “
👆👆👆👆👆👆😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone here after watching Abhishek upamanyu's video? 😂
Haha here,😂
Which one anyone can please share it?
Tata sky me Sony to aa nhi rha aur alien 👽 👽 aagya 😮😂😂
😂😂
You can play Samwell Tarley if India makes GOT
😂 😂
Hahahahha
Kursiyon ka khel
🤣🤣😅
Sahi kaha duplicate
Oh Bhai itna deep analysis 💖 ghatiya si movie dekhle yah Banda toh usme sa bhi content nikal de love you Bhai💖
2 minutes silence for those who searched for Koi Mil Gaya review
This video was so on point and brought back memories of watching the film back in 2003! My dad always keep telling mom about the time when we both got out of the theatre and I, a 5 year old, innocently asked, "Dada, where's Jaadu?" while looking up at the sky 🤣
14k views at 9am....Pakka about 8k ne ye hagte huye dekha hoga...I feel like I am part of a community.
Haha..true that! N taking a poop is so much easier while laughing that hard... pressure has to escape from somewhere after all😁
Your post has hurt the sentiments of the Piles and constipation afflicted people......case karo saale pe.......😁😁😁😁
cap rubick omg same
Tatti Toli - Hagaas Homies - Potty Paltan - Bowel Brotherhood - Shit Samooh - The Poop Pack...
Chun le bhai naam iss group ka 😂
Kya analysis kia hai waah😂😂🔥
Wish I was friends with Hrithik and I could send this to me him just to see his reaction !! Priceless , I am sure !
IF KARUNESH WAS ASKED .... *CAN YOU TELL US HOW AND INDUCTION MOTOR STARTS👌* .........
LE KARUNESH: 6:44 😂😂😂😂
Star Wars and Udit Narayan ="Hey Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho,, La La La.." hahahaha
@@draki9625 Star Wars Darth Vader's theme..
The imperial march
Watched it back in 2018. Today I watched it again. Clearly the best stand up I have seen in these 2 years...
1:57 my whole life was a lie. HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS?
He is like fluffy a comedian from Mexico
Exactly I thought the same😂
Yeah i thought the same man. Only fluffy is a bit more expressive with sounds and talwar is more snarky and sarcastic than fluffy.
fluffy isnt funny
Nobody:
Jaadu appears*
Me: arreh woh dekho neela churwa!!!
Jadoo jadoo aur badme alien se bhi gava diya " jaaaadooo"
I couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Koi milgaya exists
Karunesh : content 😂🔥🔥
When he said "I don't get out of the house much" i felt it.