UBER JOKES | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy | 2021
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2021
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Written & Performed by Azeem Banatwalla
Venue: Spade Comedy Club, Pune
Video: Adwait Parchure + Ameya Bhagat
Edit: Jayant Kaushik
Mixing/Mastering: Sreejit 
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Didn't know Sundar Pichai does stand up in his spare time.
always has been ☠️
With more hair on his hed.
sunder pichai have now converted into a standup comedian
He is an overachiever lmao
Subtitles have annother level of jokes
Seriously 😂😂😂 modi cinematic universe 😂
True
Yeah it’s like I’ve to watch twice .... once for the stand up and once for the subtitles:))) Azeem comedy sale ek ke saath ek free 😂😂😂😂
Anyone else notice the weird timeline flip in the end?
If it was intentional for the audience to figure out - kya genius move hai yaar 😂😂😂
I sometimes address it in the show but nobody apart from you has ever got it 😂
Azeem Nolanwalla 😂❤️
😂yeah..4 months thing😂
I did catch that but being lazy, didn’t want to do a math calculation while 🤣
I didn't get it, could you explain
MCU - Modi Cinematic Universe 😂😂
Lit subtitles 💥
I loved how Azeem time travelled to advice the Uber driver 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Proma"n daw
@@parthade6251 lol😂😂😂
Yes....he missed the chronology of it! 😆😂
@@rkahale or maybe he did it intentionally... He went backward throughout so I think it was in the script... One step ahead of us Azeem always is... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@@PromaB18 True that. One joke does have many levels... totally Sci-Fi
I called my muslim friend "muslim type person" We are friends no more 😭😭
Moral of the story: don't ignore the subtitles
I asked my Muslim friend why iss he a muslim type person he said bcos he is a muslim🐈👽
Lucky you 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Azeem: Window upar karlo, allah block ho jaayega
Rss:- 'Write that down, write that down'
Azeem should add this in subtitles 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣damn
Charles the French fan?
meanwhile rss comic con tagline :P
😂😂
Laughed a bit too much at the Anna Joke!
How did he learn the window upar trick from "previous" driver when that incident was actually after the muslim driver incident?
Bade Tezz ho rahe ho😂 Jokes mein logic dhoondh rahe ho 😁
Exactly... should have paid more attention to the script..apart from that I liked the content
Chronology thoda galat ho gaya bro =D
Great observation
Thats the joke bro.. very few (including you) got it.. read Azeen's reply to an earlier comment .
I have seen this at IIT Powai. The entire auditorium was roaring
No One:
Abhish Mathews: let's decode this joke
That timeline flip was genius. Azeem is a genius. See you in Bangalore bro!
What's timeline flip bro ..i didn't understand
Fun Fact: Noone was offended after this...
Not really people can get offended on anything
Do you want them to be?
Half of the time people are offended because of people like you lol
Never thought I would hear the words "Muslim-Cosplayer" in a sentence 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like, Christopher Nolan wrote this script for you.
I have seen this show but still it felt like seeing it for the first time
Great set, enjoyed the subtitles too😂😂
U said u took the uber 4 months ago and asked him to do something which an uber driver told u at present , Nice👍✨✨
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Can u please tell my future too my boards are coming 😐
Well, nice observation!!!
It was a cryptic joke about the Quran being written/ read from right to left...🙂
@@ignorasmusI hope u didn't typed it with wrong intentions but u disturbed the brotherhood a bit, let's not make jokes on another religion it's not about freedom but it's being about secured. There are some stupid people who are just sitting free to create rivalry who will start threating u for this..
@@anantdixit8627 well, that took a weird turn
@@anantdixit8627 i hope you're being sarcastic 😂
"that you figure out" was hillllaarious
For those who says "Muslims pe jokes karke dikhao"
Correction: Muslim GOD*
@@piyushkawade6940 Gods?😂
We only have Allah my friend
@@altamishchowdhury727 God*
@@piyushkawade6940 edit karle meri jaan reply krke kyu sahi kar rha hai😅
@@altamishchowdhury727 👍
Send this to every bhakt who challenges the comedians to make jokes on muslims. 🙃
Hehe.. Nice but koi fayada ni wo log apna mann bana chuke h ki unhe kya sunna/samajhna h aur kya nhi.. 😅
But why to send.. I didn't find any particularly Muslim jokes on Mohammed or Allah else he would be beheaded instead of just going to jail. So no new video will come sadly. Why not live peacefully instead of calling names to others while deep inside knowing the truth about different religions and how peaceful each religion is by reading terrorists attack list in the history of humanity.
@@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 just replace the word allah with our bhagwan u will know ur answer
This will be shown in RSS Comic Con don't worry ! I will be organizing you are welcome as WC
The one who are watching it.. don't care if it's a muslim joke or a Hindu joke.. a joke is a joke for Christ's sake 🙏
( Included all of us )
Only those who have watched "between the lines" live and know some current affairs, will know why it won't go up on the internet 😂😂
The crowd seemed relatively new as it was laughing on just about everything Azeem said. The last punchline was awesome. I've always found him a high IQ comedian ☺️
Watching your videos, always grinning from ear to ear, and bursts of laughter 👏👏
Correction: * TCS * (Not Infosys)
A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right? The guy responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears: I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.
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I am such a hardcore Punit pania fan tat I watched the video twice just to listen to his laughter ❤️😘
Dude seriously thank you for posting your videos i love them keep posting them ⬆️
Bhai wo Allah se kaise chupaoonga, Then, That u figure out! Wata joke and Such good accent and timing 🤣🤣
Loved the additional subtitles!
Great stand up.... Enjoyed watching it
smartest comedian who knows how to get laughs and attempts to land them effectively
I just started watching you, and I’m hooked. ❤️❤️
Watched all ur videos, they are awesome!!😂
I enjoyed the video. Too funny it was. Thank you!
I love this bit! Azeem is too good!
Swear if he made the same joke on hindu gods, it wouldn't be the same now
Where exactly was the JOKE ON A!!AH or PR0PH€T?? 😂😂 Once he mentioned A!!ah that to indirectly praising him meaning that A!!AH se kuch nai chupa sakte and you guys call it a joke?🤣
@piyush, ha yeh same Ganesh pe hota, tabh bohot sahi joke lgta na🌚🌚🌚
@@dikshabagade5542 ?
@@piyushkawade6940 I don't expect u to have the wit to understand sarcasm, so ok. It's fine
@@dikshabagade5542 Aree Didi 😂😂😂 usne comment Kiya ki agar joke Hindu gods pe hote, to uske saath kuch na kuch ho jata
Mene reply kiya ki jaise iske dost Hindu gods pe joke krte hai vaise jokes na kiye hai aur na he himmat hai inme vaise jokes Karne ki (A!!ah, proph€t par)...
And then😂😂😂
Aap ka comment Aya, which was apparently SARCASTIC according to you...
"Ye joke Ganesha pe hota to accha lagta"😐😑
Kya samandh????😂😂😂😂 Sarcastically dekhe🤔🧐....
Fir bhi Kya samandh???😂🤣
Aur bole mujhe sarcasm samajh nai aayega, kisiko bhi nai samajh ayega yaar😂😂
I could almost hear this set as a lyrics of song with a ukelele playing in background.
I took an uber this morning because I knew I had to do this joke I evening,
da da da da da da,
I took an uber 4 months ago because I knew I had to this show today
da da da da da da da
I follow ur videos....u r super ...I always enjoyed...good luck to you 👍🙏
“Anna” is arriving 🤣🤣👌👌
I rarely put likes on videos but this is really some amazing stuff.
You're a gem🖤
plain sweet and clear . lovely jokes man. made my day
This set is so good 😂😂😂
Got to watch this live in TCC Bandra 2 years ago when Azeem was there with Siddarth Dudeja.... GG Azeem.....amazing content
I liked a video 3 months ago because I knew I'd watch this today :p
Love u man! have never missed any of your video.
Guys you killed it, It was so so so amazing and when Kochikame started the video was playing in my head. Will you guys be making covers for the whole songs instead of the parts?
What a smooth and tight set man.... Well done Azeem op
This was too good 😂😂😂👍
Awesome set 🤯
It's all fun! Lovely!
Too good man.. I loved it
awesome . loved it
Brilliant mind and a top of the league stand up act.
Thanks for this community service! Laughing my head off watching you!
Where can we watch your full show online✌️ there's only two shows available on Amazon prime...
Azeem, you are an exceptionally good comedian and a really good vlogger. Pls keep it up. Cheers
Brilliant just awesome
BRILLIANT bit, LOVE ITT
Do shows in kolkata too.. Your jokes are intellectual 😊🥰
He was here in kolkata, unfortunately audience turnout was really disappointing🥺
@@imrosedarakhshan7519 oh I missed it then..
awesome ironman frame😜 also great content 💯
Amazing content! Quite innovative
amazing set
4:44 instead of previous he should have said future 😁
Truly one of the better comedians we have today. :)
That was excellent, keep it up and take care. Regards Joseph
Amazing anna🎉
Awesome!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
..that you figure out😂😂😂😂
Lovely ♥️
Amazing 👌 set
Outstanding...
Man! You're too good!
"Not because I want to, but to prove you that I can if required" epicc😂😂😂🔥🙌🏽
I love it..
Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the timeline was fucked lol 😂
wasn't it Mr Azeem Tenetwala
I think he did the flip on purpose
@@saq3329 Sure he did.. but not a lot of people noticed it
How today's cab driver's lesson is being reffered 4 months ago?
Btw amazing video!!
Maza aa gaya
Thanks God, he's back
I can't stop laughing man🤣
you're too good
Hilarious stuff this! 😂👍
Eic when you guys gonna team up again? Miss it really!
this is mind blowing.... cried while laughing out loud...Muslim type person ... Tongue in chic
Azeem is living in the world of Dark where past is the future and future is the past
Azeem Nolanwala
Subscribed you for Football and Jokes. YNWA 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
that pause and the build-up after.. what is the nicest way to put this!😆😆😄
Present there for live show so much fun
Hilaaarious bro😂😂😂😂😂
simply brilliant!!! kudos to Azeem!!!
Good set🔥
Amazing
Time travel jokes 😂
You are really hilarious, Thanks for smiles
The Anna joke hit different!..XD
Infosys (Bigg bazar of Engineering)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great jokes Azeem bro!!
More power to you ❤️
I genuinely do pause and replay to re-read subtitles of your videos
Pleeeeaaassseee come to kolkata
Yaar Azeem why the young KFC waley chacha ka look dude? 😝. Keep up the good work. Loved the subtitles. God bless
Hilarious!