Bill Cosby in a visionary genius this guy is a nobody in the grand scheme. No one will remember his name in ten years but people will still be watching Cosby Show.
Being asked to do a joke when someone finds out you're a comedian is like being asked to check someone's 3rd root canal twice removed when someone finds out you're a dentist
1:16 made me laugh so hard that I accidentally left this video up, woke up the next day, saw the preview for the video and immediately laughed without even watching it.
@@JeffreyColey that would depend on two factors: The director you have and the role you play. If you have a small role, that's understandable. But a good director wouldn't tell Mark Hamill or Troy Baker to imitate anybody. Instead, they would get pictures and written summaries of that character's fictional life, and would interpret it from there with fine tuning from the director.
@@mootimadness7825 are you trolling? That's about the most obvious joke ever, it doesn't even need explaining. That's why he made fun of how simple it is.
@@melvina628 the joke is about what Hannibal thinks when he's high, so you shouldn't take it as what Hannibal actually believes, its meant to be ridiculous. Also, I don't think what he said implies that sex is punitive. By asking "why is she letting me do this to her" he, in his inebriated state, is musing about why they're having sex while having no social or emotional connection, not implying that sex is a punishment.
@@shaikim-shapiro1453 All jokes are meant to be ridiculous, often with a necessary diversion from logic to make the ridiculousness possible, hence funny. Some people are more honest about what they believe when they are high. Some people consider sex with no social or emotional connection to be a negative experience, hence punitive.
I've pissed myself on ecstasy too! I've never ever done it on anything else but I thought I was in the bathroom and it felt good, I was laying in a bad at a guys place fr though, a guy I just met! I was so confused and almost started crying so he was cool with it, at least to my face 😂
Reminds me of something Mitch Hedberg said once "'you're a comedian, can you write? Write us a script.' It's like being a cook, you worked for it for years and someone says 'okay, you're a cook, can you farm?'"
"OK! For this bit, I'm gonna do *myself, annoyed at you putting me on the spot* "Hey you. Yeah, you right there. What's up with your attitude? Don't you have any respect for voice actors?"
"I saw a girl at the bar with a black eye, and I'm already thinking, damn she doesn't listen" -Dave Attell "I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits, she said how u gonna make that feel good for me? I said right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face" -Doug Stanhope
I would never hit a women, I love women and think they are beautiful unique loving creatures, truly they are works of art, that's why I keep them in my freezer
Instead of asking for a joke, ask if they have a favorite joke or if they know any good one liners. If they aren't interested just ask how you'd be able to watch their set. This makes it about them and their interests instead of performing on the spot for you. If they still aren't interested, they are at the bar to drink. Buy them one, say cheers and walk away.
That's nothing; I'm a pharmacist, I studied pharmacology. Back in university, whenever I would say I'm a pharmacist, people just instinctively responded with "Hey, can you make meth? Hey, why don't you and I start a meth business, Breaking Bad style?" It was insulting because just because I studied pharmacology, doesn't mean I know how to make meth, I could figure it out, but I won't do it. Also, what makes you think your BA in English makes you qualified to be a drug dealer? At least I studied something kinda remotely associated with making drugs, what do you bring to the table? People be coming at you like "Yo, can I get a hit?" And your only qualification is to reply "Yo, its 'MAY' I get a hit?"
@@shanhussain6114well I don't have a BA in English but I have worked in sales. Also I have a few family members using meth so I'll be able to find new clients easily. Lol
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"it's horrible but its a classic and we had a verbal contract, so lift up" 😂 legend
I scrolled to this comment the second he said it.
@@raynjpg I'm guilty too lmao
Bill Cosby in a visionary genius this guy is a nobody in the grand scheme. No one will remember his name in ten years but people will still be watching Cosby Show.
ag7dragonfly Nobody watches the Cosby show, anymore dude.
@@raynjpg u dont for some its forever...
This is literally the same outfit Hannibal wears in damn near every episode of the Eric Andre Show. 😂😂
Big Punisher
He seems way better at stand up than sitcom. i notice comedy has "types"
@@ultraatari9298 The Eric Andre Show is as far apart from a sitcom as humanly possible
Ultra Atari you never watched eric andre huh
I could be way off base here, but I think it's because they're his fucking clothes.
8thlvlMage 😂😂😂😂
its like "oh you draw? DRAW ME RIGHT NOW"
Spenser Graham I HATE THAT. “Wow you’re so good at drawing, teach me!” Bitch I ain a teacher!
Spenser Graham I get that with rubiks cubes
Spenser Graham that’s bs because if you’re a good comedian you can say a funny joke without trying it’s not hard or time consuming like drawing
@Leroy Wakens
You're the exact kind of ignorant asshole who doesn't understand how stand up comedy works that Hannibal is talking about.
Spenser Graham oh you’re a boxer? PUNCH ME!
1:10 “yo my jokes are better than your t**s” I’m DEAD
his setups are always 100% funnier than the punchlines lmao
Anyone else having a Hannibal Burress marathon?
a.k.a. "is anyone else using utube like we all do?" :D
Of course
no
Me lol ✋
Its a weekly occurunce
Good thing he wore his glasses for this. He has no eyes without them lol
Rob Temp 😂racist ✋🏼
@@BuckfastConsumer lmao what?
@@BuckfastConsumer hes not asian
He had laser eye surgery lol like 2years ago
@nodamnusernames1 he's not. He's had laser surgery. It's for looks.
you know you've watched too many hannibal videos when the jokes start to repeat themselves lmao
Bingo!
I liked his version of this joke with the music cue.
Dance this shit dryyyyyyyyyyy.
He moves on the stage like a new robot trying to get used to his surroundings, learning and discovering things around him.
When he talked about over analyzing on weed, I was high af staring at a banana imagining the trip it took across the world to get to me.
Being asked to do a joke when someone finds out you're a comedian is like being asked to check someone's 3rd root canal twice removed when someone finds out you're a dentist
"Hey programmer write me some fucking code"
"You a psychologist? Tell me what am I thinking right now?" 🤦♀️
yup, definitely the same thing
what do you mean by twice removed though?
@@SavageGreywolf “hack into the wifi you’re good with computers right?”
1:16 made me laugh so hard that I accidentally left this video up, woke up the next day, saw the preview for the video and immediately laughed without even watching it.
This made laugh almost as much as the video
I laughed so hard.
He just jaywalked to get to the theatre.
(he is in Montreal)
Hannibal is my spirit animal
Just say fursona
That rhymes
“But guess what? Im boutta dance this shit dryy”
I love how he just meanders around the stage telling jokes, like a wind up joke machine
It's like when I tell people I'm a voice actor and they say "Oh you're a voice actor? Do some voices for me." That's not how that works.
@jo donkey voice acting and impressions are two completely different things, you goof.
@@thaloh nah. They really aren't. I did low key VA work for ten years and they really are similar as hell.
@@JeffreyColey that would depend on two factors: The director you have and the role you play. If you have a small role, that's understandable. But a good director wouldn't tell Mark Hamill or Troy Baker to imitate anybody. Instead, they would get pictures and written summaries of that character's fictional life, and would interpret it from there with fine tuning from the director.
@jo donkey bitch you do some shit on the spot lmao
He’s from the Hannibal Buress show.
Do a joke now, is the stand up equivalent of asking an artist to draw you for free
“Im about to dance this shit dry.” Ahahaha! Love it!
"What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice! Boom!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't get it, the f is that's suppose to mean
I didnt understand it either. Can someone explain it to me?
@@daslamm1732 how does one get black eyes ehh
@@mootimadness7825 are you trolling? That's about the most obvious joke ever, it doesn't even need explaining. That's why he made fun of how simple it is.
I’ve never seen someone look so calm while yelling. Lol.
"Dance this shit dry"
I lost it XD
his eyes come included with his glasses 😂😂😂
Dying 😭🤣🤣🤣 love him he’s hilarious
I actually saw him live a few year's back and was awesome. It was at the Improv in Miami. He really was hilarious and mad fun of someone in the crowd.
Hannibal on point as usual.
I just found out about Hannibal and I have to say he is really really really good
2:20 Why do you think sex is punitive? What was your relationship with your father?
melvina628 are you really analyzing jokes?
@@BargainBinkey Are you really analyzing analyzing? LOL.
@@melvina628 the joke is about what Hannibal thinks when he's high, so you shouldn't take it as what Hannibal actually believes, its meant to be ridiculous. Also, I don't think what he said implies that sex is punitive. By asking "why is she letting me do this to her" he, in his inebriated state, is musing about why they're having sex while having no social or emotional connection, not implying that sex is a punishment.
@@shaikim-shapiro1453 All jokes are meant to be ridiculous, often with a necessary diversion from logic to make the ridiculousness possible, hence funny. Some people are more honest about what they believe when they are high. Some people consider sex with no social or emotional connection to be a negative experience, hence punitive.
Try intersectionalism, you fauxminist. It's still really hard to be a black comedian.
I'm disappointed in the lack of soundtrack at the end of the molly joke
its better without the soundtrack tbh
When they say freestyle on spot but you don’t feel like
1:41 I can’t be the only one who heard “What do you call a woman with two black guys,” right???
I mean it's like when you say you're a doctor and someone goes: "Aight, reset my knee". (Exaggerated example of course, but similar principle)
The extasis bit is even better knowing that was an SNL post party
Anybody else seen the video where Hannibal is working on this set at the knitting factory with Eric Andre
2:19 Y O
I've pissed myself on ecstasy too! I've never ever done it on anything else but I thought I was in the bathroom and it felt good, I was laying in a bad at a guys place fr though, a guy I just met! I was so confused and almost started crying so he was cool with it, at least to my face 😂
Karolin S Did you ever see him again?
Damn
RIP his bed
Insta kicked out lmao
I'd be so pissed
Video or it didn't happen
Omg Hannibal burses is hysterical 😂
Reminds me of something Mitch Hedberg said once "'you're a comedian, can you write? Write us a script.' It's like being a cook, you worked for it for years and someone says 'okay, you're a cook, can you farm?'"
Hannibal is fantastic
This is one of his funnier ones
You win. Just whatever you want or whatever. Wink wink. It's over y of. Just f whatever you want. Yeah bro that's whats up
Weed really do have u thinkin like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That black eye joke killed me
BRO - Hannibal, I am 110% with you on the alcohol vs. pot thing. Same reasons. I can't do the latter. Damn.
That sex on alcohol vs. sex on weed was TOO accurate
Facts and I’m a weed head 🤣
God damn it I hate to say it, but this guy really good. Cracks me up😂😅
You rock bro
SO GOOD
My partner was literally just like “if u don’t stop drinking u gonna die”
Mad reverb on the mic. Whose the audio guy?
Jay Wright why would we know that...
mr on nobody asking you.
Jay Wright you were
The moment I tell people I'm an electrician, they suddenly have an electrical problem they need looked at for free. Same thing really
This is how it's done
For a second, I thought I was on Dry Bar Comedy(they're clean), so when he said t*ts I was caught off guard 🤣
"I'm about to dance this shit dryyyy!"
3:36 HAHAHAHA
Killed it...
"OK! For this bit, I'm gonna do *myself, annoyed at you putting me on the spot*
"Hey you. Yeah, you right there. What's up with your attitude? Don't you have any respect for voice actors?"
1:41
😂i only seen him in a joe rogan interview. Hes funny
"Hey, Mr. Surgeon man!! Just do a surgery right here if you're such a good surgeon!!"
Hannibal is great he should be in a movie it would be funny;)!!
I love him
The weed thing and sex .. On point lol
Yeah! I just laughed at that.
"Yo! Why did she let me do this to her?"
I love that he found a way to make it acceptable to laugh at a domestic violence joke.
few minutes after this set hannibal was charged wit the high profile crime of jaywalking
Why all the Hannibal hate in this comment section? This bit may be kinda weak, but he a funny dude when he’s on
Molllllyy!
Talent.
-less
Hannibal's fantastic.
Hey, awful? I love that domestic violence joke.
Dance this shit dry 😂
It’s time to get outta here
😂😂😂😂
Openings are never easy
Not for Hannibal tho
Oh you sing? Sing for me right now
🐐
If your eyes were any closer together,they'd be far apart...
😆👏🏼
Hannibal is better at doing stand up than Eric, but Eric is better at doing the show
Lol dude
Hannibal is a non-Seinfeld Seinfeld character.
Hahaha
Hahahahahaha
Reply to this comment with domestic violence jokes.
"I saw a girl at the bar with a black eye, and I'm already thinking, damn she doesn't listen" -Dave Attell
"I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits, she said how u gonna make that feel good for me? I said right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face" -Doug Stanhope
I would never hit a women, I love women and think they are beautiful unique loving creatures, truly they are works of art, that's why I keep them in my freezer
AE86 of Mt. Akina domestic violence is a joke in it self sometimes my wife needs an uppercut
AE86 of Mt. Akina i was cooking for a women’s retreat the main course was DUCK 🦆 and HOMEMADE PUNCH 🤜
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Instead of asking for a joke, ask if they have a favorite joke or if they know any good one liners. If they aren't interested just ask how you'd be able to watch their set.
This makes it about them and their interests instead of performing on the spot for you.
If they still aren't interested, they are at the bar to drink. Buy them one, say cheers and walk away.
Im Han-nibal
Yea
Yea
hannibal has always been good looking, but damn man got so handsome
@That Guy this is old as hell
That's nothing; I'm a pharmacist, I studied pharmacology. Back in university, whenever I would say I'm a pharmacist, people just instinctively responded with "Hey, can you make meth? Hey, why don't you and I start a meth business, Breaking Bad style?"
It was insulting because just because I studied pharmacology, doesn't mean I know how to make meth, I could figure it out, but I won't do it. Also, what makes you think your BA in English makes you qualified to be a drug dealer? At least I studied something kinda remotely associated with making drugs, what do you bring to the table? People be coming at you like "Yo, can I get a hit?" And your only qualification is to reply "Yo, its 'MAY' I get a hit?"
So......you don't wanna start a business? We could totally get an rv and do this. Super easy lol
@@edwardmeredith31 what're your qualifications to be a dealer?
@@shanhussain6114well I don't have a BA in English but I have worked in sales. Also I have a few family members using meth so I'll be able to find new clients easily. Lol
@@edwardmeredith31 I won't do it if I don't get bulk orders.
OMG I Think the same thing while high and having sex
No u dont ur like 15
I didn't understand the joke with two black guys what does he mean?
Black eyes. I was confused too.
It is indeed a weird job where you get applauded for peeing yourself and then not cleaning yourself.
yeah i think about girls and their families
Oh you sing? Sing a song
Didn’t Aziz Ansari do the exact same first joke?
That last joke made me want to put on some clean clothes. Gross.
A lonely island
What do you tell to a black woman with two black eyes? NOTHIN'! YOU ALREADY TOLD HER TWICE!
100% sure his legs are fake
Hannibal ruined my ER experience with his cursing and his shitty domestic violence jokes.