I did that once. It made that accidental pop up person step away out of the entire area like I just released a poison gas explosion, which it kinda was lol. Sucks to have gassy colon as one of your DNA perks.
I need you to get a ginger hooker with moles on her face that form the constellation Scorpio when you connect the dots, a misprinted Lego piece that’s as phallic as they come, and two dimes that are oh so slightly bent
Here you go, Hannibal. Page 24. With nothing on the back. -circles, eluding the Vancouver defenseman February 15. January 21 then deftly passes the puck to his teammate December 20-wow! what's he doing out there f!-who shrugs off the onrushing defender May 17 and slides a cross-crease pass back to January 21. He shoots! Vancou- ver defenseman March 12 dives, trying to block the shot. Vancouver's goalie, March 19, lunges helplessly. January 21 scores! He raises his hands in triumph. His teammate May 2 jumps on his back with joy. 4. The explanation for this is quite simple. It has nothing to do with astrology, nor is there anything magical about the first three months of the year. It's simply that in Canada the eligibility cutoff for age-class hockey is January i. A boy who turns ten on January 2, then, could be playing alongside someone who doesn't turn ten until the end of the year-and at that age, in preadolescence, a twelve-month gap in age represents an enormous difference in physical maturity. This being Canada, the most hockey-crazed country on earth, coaches start to select players for the traveling "rep" squad-the all-star teams-at the age of nine or ten, and of course they are more likely to view as talented the bigger and more coordinated players, who have had the benefit of critical extra months of maturity. And what happens when a player gets chosen for a rep squad? He gets better coaching, and his teammates are better, and he plays fifty or seventy-five games a season instead of twenty games a season like those left-
5:00 It was at this moment that I looked over to book case to find page 24 of outliers to unravel the secret hidden within this Hanibels comedic front to subliminally save the world from mumble rap but all i could see was what the dog saw and that was the tipping point...
I don’t know? I don’t know why I sound super baked? It’s my voice. I'm not baked now, but I had a 5 mg weed mint because that's what I have to use to get through media. :)
It's weird when you watch a comedy set and all the jokes are fresh and funny and then you go to upvote and it turns out you've already upvoted. Why is youtube recommending videos I've already seen?
Hannibal's Scavenger Hunt: Episode 2 of the X-Men cartoon on Blu-Ray Family Matters pilot script, first draft Three syringes full of cheese A pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them A baby shoe from every state To learn how to live in the moment more Page 24 of Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, just page 24 with nothing on the other side The audio to the Jay-Z Solange fight in that elevator
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"I need to learn how to live in the moment more"
Look at him throwing in his life troubles at the guy 😂😂😂
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket
Eric Andre. Only real fans know
Sea shells by the sea shorepheus
Walruses
Morpheus dorpheus
Orifices
What if hannibal buress played black panther
Movie would have been better
He played a gym teacher in the mcu.
He'd sit in a corner smoking weed
Then the movie would have been good
He would've fuckin killed as Killmonger
I’m guessing this is where he got that jaywalking ticket💀
Niiiiiiice. You a fan too for real for real.
Omg- 😂
Jarrel Walcott ong
That shit was so funny hahaha
Legendary
If you put on some glasses on that man he would look just like hannibal buress
That's racist!
Gabriel Dixon whooooosh
Mauricio Zapata honestly
give sight!
Woah
There is so much clever material in this 5 minute bit
Hello beautiful people my name is Mike LaBelle
His Tampa bit was spot on.
I got family down south and their just awfully dumb ppl
@@michaelfleming4994 the irony of you calling people dumb while using the wrong form of "they're" is just delicious. In closing, you're an idiot.
Say all yall want but Tampa is dope. Unless its east Tampa like by University or Temple Terrace or Orient Park, never go there Simba
@@BigBoiBleu the women of the night on Nebraska Ave are a must see.
@@ltwadley7619 🤣🤣🤣 Nebraska and Fowler?
This dude quickly becoming my favorite comedian
Him & dave chapelle
He has used that “Hannibal you gonna die” like a million times and still kinda gets me
“What do you see?........A Nap?” 😂😂
"just page 24 with nothin on the other side"
Hahahaha favorite part, I was looking for this comment
Hannibal is such an awkwardly built man, he looks like an eggplant on two potato wedges lol
Mr. Chow nice.
Wack.
😂😂😂😂😂 the visuals
lmao..you are now offically a comedian.
Mr. Chow u hungry?
“People gotta die sometimes man!!”
What do you NEED?! Lols 😝
It figures one if them says that
😂😂
Preach! :D
sounds like he went through 30min worth of material in 5min. geeze.
That's called a Tight Five. Every comedian's gotta have one.
I did a tight 5 yesterday open mic night gator bar in Dallas
Josef Ravenson *fisting
Smudgethebullstaff it’s literally hannibal, he’s a comedy titan lmaooo
One of the best 5’s. I watch this drunk and just laugh like a kid man.
"a nap?"
lol no one laughed at that :(
duuuude i know, this crowd sucked.
They don't Jack off in Canada so they don't know about the nap
I heard one.. Mighta been a cough tho
I didn't laughed at the jizz part but the fucking ending got me. I was expecting a delayed laugh.
I did
"I need to learn how to live in the moment more" killed my ass
As a Tampa resident I can confirm that that is 100% accurate as hell.
Lmfao
Lmao facts. He ain’t lying.
so true
So you know girls that do meth and not cocaine, but can also take care of some people? -
They sure do make Barbie seem more irrelevant than ever.
"I need a pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them". I fucking LOST it!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"I need brown penny loafers with a quarter in them." 🤣🤣🤣
If i'm being honest I too want the audio from the Solange and Jay-Z elevator fight.
The crowd sucks. Hannibal did better than it sounds.
Ethan Légère There was no crowd Hannibal was talking to an empty room, it's just a laugh track playing.
I agree
It's Montreal, what do you expect
Canada my friend
Crowd was weak as fuck
I hate when I'm alone and I fart and someone pops up like they were waiting for me to let one rip
I did that once. It made that accidental pop up person step away out of the entire area like I just released a poison gas explosion, which it kinda was lol. Sucks to have gassy colon as one of your DNA perks.
natural gas is highly sought after
I feel like he's improved SO much over the last 2 years.
This is absolutely hilarious
"I NEED to learn how to live in the moment more"
😆
Hannibal sounds like he's just a little tired, but all the time.
That's what being deadpan is like lol
I need you to go the Bronx, pick up a set of left-handed golf clubs, and get a picture with a midget holdin' these ballooons.
Dude I'm fucking crying oh my god
Two words: Cambodian Breastmilk
Breeeeaaaassst miiiilllk... You make my daaaaayyyyy....!
I need you to get a ginger hooker with moles on her face that form the constellation Scorpio when you connect the dots, a misprinted Lego piece that’s as phallic as they come, and two dimes that are oh so slightly bent
Dave Chappelle 😂😂😂😂
Aw man, thought this was going to be a reveal that he had a foot fetish
I am only slightly disappointed.
Depending on your stance I think him having a foot fetish could be more disappointing
@SidtheKid I did say depending on the stance. I dunno I bet there's people out there with a murderous rage for others with foot fetishes
@@squatchjosh1131 lmfao you're probably right
LoL! Jay-Z Solange fight audio! Hahahahaaaa!!!
i love how he just left us to imagine what in the world happened in 2002….
Hannibal, you’re gonna die lmao!!
"People gotta die sometimes, man!"
Now I am waiting to hear that the king of Tampa mailed all those items to him after seeing this bit.
@0:20 "it was really cool to be part of the process" lollolol😆
5:01 Matthew effect 😊
The penny loafers with quarters line killed me
man, this dude is the living proof that to be funny u just have to be very specific
The scavenger hunt was my favorite bit
that last list of stuff made me weez lmao
Yeah when he started going off on his fuckin list, I haven't laughed that hard in ages
The King of Florida would have been like "Bet"
Here you go, Hannibal. Page 24. With nothing on the back.
-circles, eluding the Vancouver defenseman February 15.
January 21 then deftly passes the puck to his teammate December 20-wow! what's he doing out there f!-who shrugs off the onrushing defender May 17 and slides a cross-crease pass back to January 21. He shoots! Vancou-
ver defenseman March 12 dives, trying to block the shot.
Vancouver's goalie, March 19, lunges helplessly. January
21 scores! He raises his hands in triumph. His teammate May 2 jumps on his back with joy.
4.
The explanation for this is quite simple. It has nothing to do with astrology, nor is there anything magical about the first three months of the year. It's simply that in Canada the eligibility cutoff for age-class hockey is January i. A boy who turns ten on January 2, then, could be playing alongside someone who doesn't turn ten until the end of the year-and at that age, in preadolescence, a twelve-month gap in age represents an enormous difference in physical maturity. This being Canada, the most hockey-crazed country on earth, coaches start to select players for the traveling "rep" squad-the all-star teams-at the age of nine or ten, and of course they are more likely to view as talented the bigger and more coordinated players, who have had the benefit of critical extra months of maturity. And what happens when a player gets chosen for a rep squad? He gets better coaching, and his teammates are better, and he plays fifty or seventy-five games a season instead of twenty games a season like those left-
I respect this particular hustle. Well done, sir.
I imagine the palm reader would have trouble reading that, the future would be very cloudy.
Nice one. Also, I foresee some sticky situations ahead, wear protection
UNDER RATED. UNDER RATED!!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE TRULY ASLEEP IN THAT AUDIENCE.
I fucking love his scavenger hunt list! Laughing my ass off right now!
What did the librarian say to the kids?
Read more
Underrated comment. You got me so hard
Yaseen Baker 😂 got me
Funny, almost lol
SHIT
Yaseen Baker lmaooooo
He is killing it!
The Most Underrated Comic Ever. Top 5 All Time
Hannibal just thinks out loud and it’s comedy
One of the best comedians.
Tactical Revolver Him and Eric Andre are amazing bruh
I saw a pine sol ad during a Hannibal video. I am in the right universe.
Tonight i found the good part of RUclips, I’m gonna wake up so refreshed
That scavenger hunt is almost do able! If I were Mr. Beast I would do it 🤣
When Hannibal releases the career spanning box set he's gotta title it "The King of Tampa"
Hannibal Buress is the best stand up
He's great but He's not the best sorry I admit that he's pretty funny though I watched all his materials
I'M THE KING OF TAMPA!
Lil Rel Howery and Hannibal Buress feel like one type of Pokémon having two different evolutions… like Eevee😂😂😂😂😂😂
thanks for the anticipated outro. so sad its over
"I need three syringes full of cheese."
AJ S that’s a weird one
The 3 syringes with cheese are the easiest part...
That's awesome that you thought about it
Yeah that should be a whiz
The scavenger hunt bit ... I was not ready for that.
“Hannibal you gon’ die”
That sounds like an average Tuesday night in Tampa.
But lets not forget here...
A Quick Shout-out To Christina Applegate. 👏🥳🎉👏
The King of Tampa is real...
5:00 It was at this moment that I looked over to book case to find page 24 of outliers to unravel the secret hidden within this Hanibels comedic front to subliminally save the world from mumble rap but all i could see was what the dog saw and that was the tipping point...
Malcolm Gladwell is *literally* coming to my campus tomorrow to discuss his book "Talking With Strangers"
Hannibal where are your glasses? I’m uncomfortable
He got Lasik, he mentioned it in a special.
Underappreciated
Still cracks me up
"a nap" LOL. He's great!
Hannibal: what do you see in my future?
Palm Reader: kid.....lots of them
tampa bit was so on point lmfaoo everyone like that
I need to live in the moment more 🤣🤣
I ain't never heard of any king of Tampa...
you must be new to exploring it we got a whole lot of Kings in Tampa
I'm from Clearwater, I know at least 3 lol.
The JFK assassination was originally supposed to be in Tampa. Cuban mafia is heavy here and hasn’t left.
Hannibal is hilarious 😂😂 he just looks funny sounds funny and I can’t take him seriously
Why does he always sound super baked?
I don’t know? I don’t know why I sound super baked? It’s my voice. I'm not baked now, but I had a 5 mg weed mint because that's what I have to use to get through media. :)
Actually Hannibal your my favoite comedian im glad i found your response
how does your real voice sound like?
love ya
Actually Hannibal .....found u bruh
I really want Hannibal to land a Netflix Special
For some reason in the beginning when he said hello i thought of strawberry letter 23 lol
It's weird when you watch a comedy set and all the jokes are fresh and funny and then you go to upvote and it turns out you've already upvoted.
Why is youtube recommending videos I've already seen?
i see why hannibal and eric andre mesh well
He looks like the kind of man that never puts the napkin on his lap
love this guys style so much lol
"Yo, gimme 4 hours."
the king of comedy !
LOL! Hannibal is the best comedian ever!
Every time he's not wearing glasses I can't help but think:
He's got teeny tiny eyes
Honest to God a fantastic stand-up
My god I was breathless with laughter by the end of this, fuck!
Always original man props
I love the list of stuff he needs!
"Just page 24 with nothing on the other side"😭😭
I'm going to have to clear this video for my history due to the title alone.
Beautiful stream-of-conciousness type material.And he should have been awarded a prize for calling out Cosby!
A Loubie reference. Hannibal knows his shit.
He was really funny in Neighbors. H.B. For president!!
That X-Men cartoons is legendary the soundtrack alone...
Hannibal keeps me rolling.
I really want to know how often Hannibal Buress fans turn up to one of his gigs with all of the things on that scavenger hunt
How come I can’t find his bill Cosby bit anywhere
Hannibal's Scavenger Hunt:
Episode 2 of the X-Men cartoon on Blu-Ray
Family Matters pilot script, first draft
Three syringes full of cheese
A pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them
A baby shoe from every state
To learn how to live in the moment more
Page 24 of Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, just page 24 with nothing on the other side
The audio to the Jay-Z Solange fight in that elevator
I NEED TO LEARN TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT MORE😂😂
I RUN THIS TOWN
I LOVE YOUR COMEDY SHOW EVEN THOUGH I TALK THROUGH HALF OF THAT SHIT WHAT DO YOU NEEEEEED