Hannibal Buress - Meeting The King Of Tampa

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2017
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  • @nickm1771
    @nickm1771 6 лет назад +6265

    What if hannibal buress played black panther

    • @AbeldeBetancourt
      @AbeldeBetancourt 5 лет назад +407

      ...his action scenes would be comedy relief.

    • @whatisthis-uw9ok
      @whatisthis-uw9ok 5 лет назад +244

      Movie would have been better

    • @zoranz7147
      @zoranz7147 5 лет назад +157

      He played a gym teacher in the mcu.

    • @sniper8579
      @sniper8579 5 лет назад +40

      He'd sit in a corner smoking weed

    • @Creed034
      @Creed034 5 лет назад +20

      Then the movie would have been good

  • @NotJayFrank
    @NotJayFrank 5 лет назад +2203

    I’m guessing this is where he got that jaywalking ticket💀

  • @wakingpasttime4290
    @wakingpasttime4290 6 лет назад +3073

    Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket

  • @mazh2704
    @mazh2704 5 лет назад +914

    If you put on some glasses on that man he would look just like hannibal buress

  • @72vince27
    @72vince27 6 лет назад +976

    "I need to learn how to live in the moment more"
    Look at him throwing in his life troubles at the guy 😂😂😂

  • @MikeLaBelle
    @MikeLaBelle 4 года назад +387

    There is so much clever material in this 5 minute bit

    • @loubentodias
      @loubentodias Год назад

      Hello beautiful people my name is Mike LaBelle

  • @Forgan_Mreeman
    @Forgan_Mreeman 6 лет назад +2331

    sounds like he went through 30min worth of material in 5min. geeze.

    • @PhantomV48
      @PhantomV48 5 лет назад +430

      That's called a Tight Five. Every comedian's gotta have one.

    • @michaelfleming4994
      @michaelfleming4994 4 года назад +31

      I did a tight 5 yesterday open mic night gator bar in Dallas

    • @personalfoul
      @personalfoul 4 года назад +1

      Josef Ravenson *fisting

    • @jayfn6898
      @jayfn6898 4 года назад +15

      Smudgethebullstaff it’s literally hannibal, he’s a comedy titan lmaooo

    • @christopherrefusal4843
      @christopherrefusal4843 4 года назад +14

      One of the best 5’s. I watch this drunk and just laugh like a kid man.

  • @rvnwy7261
    @rvnwy7261 6 лет назад +6012

    Hannibal is such an awkwardly built man, he looks like an eggplant on two potato wedges lol

    • @dugipotie3676
      @dugipotie3676 6 лет назад +24

      Mr. Chow nice.

    • @noye___
      @noye___ 6 лет назад +206

      Wack.

    • @Jewelzbabiii
      @Jewelzbabiii 6 лет назад +53

      😂😂😂😂😂 the visuals

    • @KallMeKris2
      @KallMeKris2 6 лет назад +43

      lmao..you are now offically a comedian.

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 6 лет назад +25

      Mr. Chow u hungry?

  • @rickydeangarrison4804
    @rickydeangarrison4804 5 лет назад +48

    He has used that “Hannibal you gonna die” like a million times and still kinda gets me

  • @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN
    @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN 6 лет назад +736

    "just page 24 with nothin on the other side"

    • @Sirrwinn
      @Sirrwinn 6 лет назад +29

      Hahahaha favorite part, I was looking for this comment

  • @philiprhym5898
    @philiprhym5898 5 лет назад +129

    “What do you see?........A Nap?” 😂😂

  • @RH3D
    @RH3D 6 лет назад +251

    This dude quickly becoming my favorite comedian

  • @MrTonio510
    @MrTonio510 6 лет назад +616

    “People gotta die sometimes man!!”

  • @kk-vz5gi
    @kk-vz5gi 6 лет назад +406

    His Tampa bit was spot on.

    • @michaelfleming4994
      @michaelfleming4994 4 года назад

      I got family down south and their just awfully dumb ppl

    • @ThatKidBryan
      @ThatKidBryan 4 года назад +34

      @@michaelfleming4994 the irony of you calling people dumb while using the wrong form of "they're" is just delicious. In closing, you're an idiot.

    • @BigBoiBleu
      @BigBoiBleu 4 года назад +16

      Say all yall want but Tampa is dope. Unless its east Tampa like by University or Temple Terrace or Orient Park, never go there Simba

    • @ltwadley7619
      @ltwadley7619 4 года назад +8

      @@BigBoiBleu the women of the night on Nebraska Ave are a must see.

    • @BigBoiBleu
      @BigBoiBleu 4 года назад +7

      @@ltwadley7619 🤣🤣🤣 Nebraska and Fowler?

  • @AutoYoung
    @AutoYoung 5 лет назад +13

    "I need a pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them". I fucking LOST it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kreglfromworld
    @kreglfromworld 5 лет назад +30

    "I need to learn how to live in the moment more" killed my ass

  • @amrogers4
    @amrogers4 5 лет назад +56

    "I need brown penny loafers with a quarter in them." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @multi150nyc
    @multi150nyc 4 года назад +56

    If i'm being honest I too want the audio from the Solange and Jay-Z elevator fight.

  • @m.o.e4206
    @m.o.e4206 4 года назад +91

    As a Tampa resident I can confirm that that is 100% accurate as hell.

    • @chrisestabrooks8197
      @chrisestabrooks8197 3 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @skipbayless5792
      @skipbayless5792 3 года назад

      Lmao facts. He ain’t lying.

    • @MoonlightAcid1
      @MoonlightAcid1 2 года назад

      so true

    • @saga960
      @saga960 Год назад

      So you know girls that do meth and not cocaine, but can also take care of some people? -
      They sure do make Barbie seem more irrelevant than ever.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 6 лет назад +1571

    "a nap?"
    lol no one laughed at that :(

    • @TheUniversalRocker
      @TheUniversalRocker 5 лет назад +72

      duuuude i know, this crowd sucked.

    • @sicilianjiu-jitsu2984
      @sicilianjiu-jitsu2984 5 лет назад +129

      They don't Jack off in Canada so they don't know about the nap

    • @youngking7713
      @youngking7713 5 лет назад +12

      I heard one.. Mighta been a cough tho

    • @AsRiHack3x2
      @AsRiHack3x2 5 лет назад +29

      I didn't laughed at the jizz part but the fucking ending got me. I was expecting a delayed laugh.

    • @nathansloan7412
      @nathansloan7412 5 лет назад +4

      I did

  • @loyina310
    @loyina310 5 лет назад +67

    I hate when I'm alone and I fart and someone pops up like they were waiting for me to let one rip

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 года назад

      I did that once. It made that accidental pop up person step away out of the entire area like I just released a poison gas explosion, which it kinda was lol. Sucks to have gassy colon as one of your DNA perks.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 2 года назад +1

      natural gas is highly sought after

  • @Sabs215
    @Sabs215 4 года назад +142

    I need you to go the Bronx, pick up a set of left-handed golf clubs, and get a picture with a midget holdin' these ballooons.

    • @SmashBrosOdyssey64
      @SmashBrosOdyssey64 4 года назад +7

      Dude I'm fucking crying oh my god

    • @mucktown
      @mucktown 4 года назад +13

      Two words: Cambodian Breastmilk

    • @calvinyoung5540
      @calvinyoung5540 4 года назад +6

      Breeeeaaaassst miiiilllk... You make my daaaaayyyyy....!

    • @Unkle_Genny
      @Unkle_Genny 3 года назад +1

      I need you to get a ginger hooker with moles on her face that form the constellation Scorpio when you connect the dots, a misprinted Lego piece that’s as phallic as they come, and two dimes that are oh so slightly bent

    • @ChowMien123
      @ChowMien123 2 года назад

      Dave Chappelle 😂😂😂😂

  • @jcs6387
    @jcs6387 5 лет назад +42

    Hannibal sounds like he's just a little tired, but all the time.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 года назад +1

      That's what being deadpan is like lol

  • @hahayes2345
    @hahayes2345 5 лет назад +248

    Aw man, thought this was going to be a reveal that he had a foot fetish

    • @SeanGatchell
      @SeanGatchell 5 лет назад +16

      I am only slightly disappointed.

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 5 лет назад +5

      Depending on your stance I think him having a foot fetish could be more disappointing

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 5 лет назад +4

      @SidtheKid I did say depending on the stance. I dunno I bet there's people out there with a murderous rage for others with foot fetishes

    • @kinder4931
      @kinder4931 5 лет назад

      @@squatchjosh1131 lmfao you're probably right

  • @YourPalHDee
    @YourPalHDee 5 лет назад +21

    I feel like he's improved SO much over the last 2 years.
    This is absolutely hilarious

  • @fooleythawise
    @fooleythawise 5 лет назад +12

    "I NEED to learn how to live in the moment more"
    😆

  • @tylerpeek8630
    @tylerpeek8630 2 года назад +9

    i love how he just left us to imagine what in the world happened in 2002….

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 6 лет назад +117

    LoL! Jay-Z Solange fight audio! Hahahahaaaa!!!

  • @jdiaz092009
    @jdiaz092009 6 лет назад +477

    Hannibal, you’re gonna die lmao!!

    • @oregonjohnson
      @oregonjohnson 6 лет назад +23

      "People gotta die sometimes, man!"

  • @davidbice3154
    @davidbice3154 4 года назад +6

    Now I am waiting to hear that the king of Tampa mailed all those items to him after seeing this bit.

  • @ethanthemusician
    @ethanthemusician 6 лет назад +1778

    The crowd sucks. Hannibal did better than it sounds.

    • @jleffel6969
      @jleffel6969 6 лет назад +47

      The acoustics in this room were terrible!

    • @LordDaymoon
      @LordDaymoon 6 лет назад +132

      Ethan Légère There was no crowd Hannibal was talking to an empty room, it's just a laugh track playing.

    • @ActionBastard88
      @ActionBastard88 6 лет назад +4

      I agree

    • @sasookay514
      @sasookay514 6 лет назад +44

      It's Montreal, what do you expect

    • @m.l.2195
      @m.l.2195 6 лет назад +12

      Canada my friend

  • @thehat2243
    @thehat2243 5 лет назад +5

    The penny loafers with quarters line killed me

  • @Chizypuff
    @Chizypuff 4 года назад +7

    The scavenger hunt was my favorite bit

  • @alexanderpaschalis4795
    @alexanderpaschalis4795 6 лет назад +36

    He is killing it!

  • @kcired23
    @kcired23 5 лет назад

    love this guys style so much lol

  • @crispycrunch9971
    @crispycrunch9971 5 лет назад +6

    I fucking love his scavenger hunt list! Laughing my ass off right now!

  • @esotericjay8701
    @esotericjay8701 4 года назад +1

    @0:20 "it was really cool to be part of the process" lollolol😆

  • @alanho579
    @alanho579 5 лет назад +13

    I imagine the palm reader would have trouble reading that, the future would be very cloudy.

    • @danhay9576
      @danhay9576 5 лет назад

      Nice one. Also, I foresee some sticky situations ahead, wear protection

  • @tulam2589
    @tulam2589 5 лет назад

    "a nap" LOL. He's great!

  • @lupito6185
    @lupito6185 2 года назад +8

    man, this dude is the living proof that to be funny u just have to be very specific

  • @Nomorehats
    @Nomorehats 5 лет назад +1

    Underappreciated

  • @margaritalopez8456
    @margaritalopez8456 5 лет назад

    Tonight i found the good part of RUclips, I’m gonna wake up so refreshed

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 6 лет назад +26

    that last list of stuff made me weez lmao

    • @Meanderthal17
      @Meanderthal17 4 года назад +1

      Yeah when he started going off on his fuckin list, I haven't laughed that hard in ages

  • @Patchy666
    @Patchy666 5 лет назад +7

    Hannibal is hilarious 😂😂 he just looks funny sounds funny and I can’t take him seriously

  • @corlfranco9371
    @corlfranco9371 6 лет назад

    thanks for the anticipated outro. so sad its over

  • @Rocksauce
    @Rocksauce 6 лет назад +47

    One of the best comedians.

  • @youngpistol6117
    @youngpistol6117 4 года назад +7

    The King of Florida would have been like "Bet"

  • @JarrelEmmanuel
    @JarrelEmmanuel 4 года назад

    UNDER RATED. UNDER RATED!!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE TRULY ASLEEP IN THAT AUDIENCE.

  • @Billcornfield
    @Billcornfield 4 года назад +1

    I need to live in the moment more 🤣🤣

  • @yoshiwells5870
    @yoshiwells5870 5 лет назад

    Always original man props

  • @danielcropp8553
    @danielcropp8553 3 года назад

    I love the list of stuff he needs!

  • @nicolegreen1599
    @nicolegreen1599 5 лет назад

    Hannibal keeps me rolling.

  • @charliegenius6774
    @charliegenius6774 6 лет назад +44

    anybody else watching from Tampa Florida?

  • @tylerb8005
    @tylerb8005 Год назад

    Still cracks me up

  • @littlerelief5029
    @littlerelief5029 5 лет назад

    The scavenger hunt bit ... I was not ready for that.

  • @buslovichrc
    @buslovichrc 5 лет назад +1

    LOL! Hannibal is the best comedian ever!

  • @EC-ol8nz
    @EC-ol8nz 2 года назад +1

    That scavenger hunt is almost do able! If I were Mr. Beast I would do it 🤣

  • @matthewklein4230
    @matthewklein4230 6 лет назад +1

    Much love

  • @NickOwens
    @NickOwens 3 года назад +4

    “Hannibal you gon’ die”

  • @stizanley3987
    @stizanley3987 4 года назад +2

    Hannibal Buress is the best stand up

    • @ChowMien123
      @ChowMien123 2 года назад

      He's great but He's not the best sorry I admit that he's pretty funny though I watched all his materials

  • @connallycomedy
    @connallycomedy Год назад

    the king of comedy !

  • @khiobi1687
    @khiobi1687 3 года назад +4

    Hannibal just thinks out loud and it’s comedy

  • @sammonroe3985
    @sammonroe3985 6 лет назад

    Never saw his comedy before and it was actually good

  • @MrSinfold
    @MrSinfold 5 лет назад +1

    Honest to God a fantastic stand-up

  • @michaelfluharty7904
    @michaelfluharty7904 2 года назад

    The Most Underrated Comic Ever. Top 5 All Time

  • @CloudJack
    @CloudJack 3 года назад

    I saw a pine sol ad during a Hannibal video. I am in the right universe.

  • @postatility9703
    @postatility9703 5 лет назад

    Beautiful stream-of-conciousness type material.And he should have been awarded a prize for calling out Cosby!

  • @MistaBaZ
    @MistaBaZ 5 лет назад +8

    "I need three syringes full of cheese."

  • @Koribaby1
    @Koribaby1 5 лет назад

    His scavenger hunt. xD!

  • @mattwood3416
    @mattwood3416 4 года назад +1

    tampa bit was so on point lmfaoo everyone like that

  • @kylebrown1002
    @kylebrown1002 3 года назад

    For some reason in the beginning when he said hello i thought of strawberry letter 23 lol

  • @daltonfilho835
    @daltonfilho835 4 года назад +17

    The 3 syringes with cheese are the easiest part...

    • @g.h.wright5333
      @g.h.wright5333 3 года назад

      That's awesome that you thought about it

    • @jimandskittum
      @jimandskittum 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that should be a whiz

  • @michaelallen2980
    @michaelallen2980 5 лет назад +11

    Here you go, Hannibal. Page 24. With nothing on the back.
    -circles, eluding the Vancouver defenseman February 15.
    January 21 then deftly passes the puck to his teammate December 20-wow! what's he doing out there f!-who shrugs off the onrushing defender May 17 and slides a cross-crease pass back to January 21. He shoots! Vancou-
    ver defenseman March 12 dives, trying to block the shot.
    Vancouver's goalie, March 19, lunges helplessly. January
    21 scores! He raises his hands in triumph. His teammate May 2 jumps on his back with joy.
    4.
    The explanation for this is quite simple. It has nothing to do with astrology, nor is there anything magical about the first three months of the year. It's simply that in Canada the eligibility cutoff for age-class hockey is January i. A boy who turns ten on January 2, then, could be playing alongside someone who doesn't turn ten until the end of the year-and at that age, in preadolescence, a twelve-month gap in age represents an enormous difference in physical maturity. This being Canada, the most hockey-crazed country on earth, coaches start to select players for the traveling "rep" squad-the all-star teams-at the age of nine or ten, and of course they are more likely to view as talented the bigger and more coordinated players, who have had the benefit of critical extra months of maturity. And what happens when a player gets chosen for a rep squad? He gets better coaching, and his teammates are better, and he plays fifty or seventy-five games a season instead of twenty games a season like those left-

    • @ChrisMontgomeryCM
      @ChrisMontgomeryCM 4 года назад +1

      I respect this particular hustle. Well done, sir.

  • @Dhurlcomedy
    @Dhurlcomedy 5 лет назад +47

    Hannibal where are your glasses? I’m uncomfortable

    • @ActionBastard88
      @ActionBastard88 5 лет назад +1

      He got Lasik, he mentioned it in a special.

  • @Flipitmixit
    @Flipitmixit 2 года назад

    I NEED TO LEARN TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT MORE😂😂

  • @comma_man
    @comma_man Год назад

    Lil Rel Howery and Hannibal Buress feel like one type of Pokémon having two different evolutions… like Eevee😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mickey4125
    @mickey4125 4 года назад

    My god I was breathless with laughter by the end of this, fuck!

  • @okaysoph
    @okaysoph 6 лет назад

    hannibal is so hilarious

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee 4 года назад

    "A nap" 😅

  • @scottneaves3487
    @scottneaves3487 2 года назад

    Holy shit this one got me lol

  • @Slevin1993
    @Slevin1993 5 лет назад +13

    I'M THE KING OF TAMPA!

  • @Chicken-Tamer
    @Chicken-Tamer 4 года назад +2

    But lets not forget here...
    A Quick Shout-out To Christina Applegate. 👏🥳🎉👏

  • @kimaniclouden3880
    @kimaniclouden3880 6 лет назад +3

    First Draft lmfao!!!!!

  • @ExploringTampa
    @ExploringTampa 6 лет назад +27

    I ain't never heard of any king of Tampa...

    • @Firebrandt
      @Firebrandt 3 года назад +2

      you must be new to exploring it we got a whole lot of Kings in Tampa

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony 3 года назад +2

      I'm from Clearwater, I know at least 3 lol.

    • @skipbayless5792
      @skipbayless5792 3 года назад

      The JFK assassination was originally supposed to be in Tampa. Cuban mafia is heavy here and hasn’t left.

  • @ewartsmith7490
    @ewartsmith7490 4 года назад

    Malcolm Gladwell is *literally* coming to my campus tomorrow to discuss his book "Talking With Strangers"

  • @Hatifrey
    @Hatifrey 3 года назад +3

    "Yo, gimme 4 hours."

  • @NaeNaeFiend
    @NaeNaeFiend 7 месяцев назад

    "Just page 24 with nothing on the other side"😭😭

  • @purpledewd
    @purpledewd 4 года назад +1

    Lmfao I’m from Tampa, Fl

  • @unagjac890
    @unagjac890 5 лет назад

    I'm going to have to clear this video for my history due to the title alone.

  • @charleybarley914
    @charleybarley914 Год назад

    When Hannibal releases the career spanning box set he's gotta title it "The King of Tampa"

  • @HaikatrineKat
    @HaikatrineKat 5 лет назад +2

    That sounds like an average Tuesday night in Tampa.

  • @entity9576
    @entity9576 5 лет назад +7

    The King of Tampa is real...

  • @bern9642
    @bern9642 4 года назад

    That X-Men cartoons is legendary the soundtrack alone...

  • @047Kenny
    @047Kenny 5 лет назад +1

    How come I can’t find his bill Cosby bit anywhere

  • @kamalabuhenamostafa
    @kamalabuhenamostafa 6 лет назад +1

    Buddy 5 STAR for you

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 2 года назад

    I really want Hannibal to land a Netflix Special

  • @whywhy3289
    @whywhy3289 Год назад

    Everybody misssed the “a nap” line after the jizz palm joke

  • @galindoof
    @galindoof 4 года назад +2

    He looks like the kind of man that never puts the napkin on his lap

  • @lexis7109
    @lexis7109 4 года назад

    Hannibal: what do you see in my future?
    Palm Reader: kid.....lots of them

  • @alulim7
    @alulim7 5 лет назад +3

    i see why hannibal and eric andre mesh well