Hannibal Buress - Don't Assume I Want My Zipper Up

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @rmack5936
    @rmack5936 5 лет назад +1801

    *"Sir your zippers down"*
    *"Aye man, your life is down."*

  • @leroywakens5570
    @leroywakens5570 5 лет назад +3412

    The glasses were a part of him

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 лет назад +105

      And now they apart of the trash 🗑

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 5 лет назад +93

      The end of an era

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 5 лет назад +7

      Nick D this was 2015 though?

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 4 года назад +12

      msgnus kristleifur lasik is more for people who have eye sight that is so bad that it’s becoming a problem. The thicker the glasses, the more they warp everything. So for some, it’s pretty necessary.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 4 года назад +5

      Apothe Curio thanks for the lesson doc but I think he was just joking around

  • @nuggetsfan231
    @nuggetsfan231 5 лет назад +1861

    When hannibal said "Your whole life is down" I felt that

  • @Freewxll614
    @Freewxll614 5 лет назад +739

    "You ever touched stucco?" lmaoooo

    • @lucasokeefe7935
      @lucasokeefe7935 5 лет назад +11

      When he said that, I heard it in Cosby's voice and laughed harder

    • @axtonpino5213
      @axtonpino5213 5 лет назад

      @peroh
      Not much, how about you? Also press "read more."

  • @satin2142
    @satin2142 5 лет назад +756

    hannibal is an underrated comedian....he needs a special...

    • @CrivemanII
      @CrivemanII 5 лет назад +12

      satin he does on Netflix n this bit is in it as well

    • @CrivemanII
      @CrivemanII 5 лет назад +3

      Avery Joyner look up his name on Netflix

    • @cdotodot5037
      @cdotodot5037 4 года назад +3

      He's got quite a few specials

    • @chriscaruso8876
      @chriscaruso8876 3 года назад +1

      another one just got released go check it out!

    • @hbeachley
      @hbeachley 2 года назад +1

      The stuff he does with music in his special is genius.

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 5 лет назад +1366

    "People would hate my blind set."
    I don't know Hannibal, I think lots of people would laugh.

    • @liluzidurt
      @liluzidurt 5 лет назад +2

      Nice pfp

    • @xGERxNM
      @xGERxNM 5 лет назад +13

      Hope he will see this comment before he loses his sight

    • @Alaaslayer
      @Alaaslayer 4 года назад

      All hail Lelouc✊🏻

    • @leoisanerd
      @leoisanerd 2 года назад

      Yeah, I always laugh at blind people.

  • @kai-wr6yk
    @kai-wr6yk 4 года назад +73

    “You ever smell?” LMAO

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 5 лет назад +235

    Kamikaze Blackjack sounds like a cool band

    • @snanoopis6584
      @snanoopis6584 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like punk band that’s really good but ends up falling apart within their first album

    • @billt8504
      @billt8504 3 года назад +1

      Guns and Butter
      Dead Leopards
      ha-ha ... your dad, dude, is a square... oh wait, Dead Leopards would be a cool name for our band.

    • @dennissmith7214
      @dennissmith7214 3 года назад +1

      @@billt8504 Guns and butter😳.........those two things make you say humm!

  • @blakeholden5898
    @blakeholden5898 5 лет назад +516

    I guess we can now really see how great a comedian he is...

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 лет назад +4

      RIP

    • @konxy4704
      @konxy4704 5 лет назад +11

      @Cindy lou Betris Damn, I thought you were kidding, had to do a quick google check and wow. So sorry for all involved. :(

    • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
      @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 5 лет назад +41

      @@konxy4704 Fuck you I was scared

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 5 лет назад +16

      The Abbey of the Everyman bruh, thank god for your comment. I was finna google that so fucking quick.

    • @Officialalmate
      @Officialalmate 5 лет назад +13

      Fuck y'all I thought he was dead lmfao

  • @rheymarvinsalestre4075
    @rheymarvinsalestre4075 2 года назад +5

    His blind bit was hilarious af. "You ever touch stucco?" XD
    Definitely one of my favorites.

  • @ozzie4885
    @ozzie4885 4 года назад +241

    His material is decent, I think it’s always his delivery that gets people

    • @wtfimcrying
      @wtfimcrying 2 года назад +5

      No shit

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 года назад +8

      I like it, though, it's kind of natural, like just sitting listening to your funny friend.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 года назад +1

      @@roguesheep3083 kinda with Pete Davidson. He doesn’t have amazing material but his delivery is super casual and feels like joking with a friend

  • @louie9373
    @louie9373 5 лет назад +529

    Is it just me or can people get away with just about anything if they get you to sign a disclaimer?

    • @williamthatsmyname
      @williamthatsmyname 5 лет назад +51

      Consent is protection for a lot of things in the eyes of the law

    • @PimpCatTV
      @PimpCatTV 5 лет назад +38

      Yeah... prescription pills and products can easily get away with negative side effects.
      Do. Your. Research.
      Read stories on other people’s experiences

    • @WeaselKing_Obie
      @WeaselKing_Obie 5 лет назад +37

      A waiver does not protect against gross negligence, however.

    • @nochill9475
      @nochill9475 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah well the recipient agreed! So it's ok to kick the person in the nuts, burn their hair, rape them and their children and stick up your middle finger at them, because they said it's cool and you have proof.

    • @dontforgettolike7127
      @dontforgettolike7127 4 года назад +1

      I've heard you can't actually sign your rights away...

  • @jpjunas8048
    @jpjunas8048 4 года назад +7

    2:50 kills me everytime 🤣😂💙

  • @RuthKoheifish
    @RuthKoheifish 5 лет назад +76

    Hannibal Buress: [yells about his fly]
    Me: Ah, I see he's busting out the ol' Southern Accent

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 3 года назад +2

      ur a comedic genius ruth

  • @mikaelgaiason688
    @mikaelgaiason688 5 лет назад +25

    Is it bad when halfway through the skit I noticed my fly was down? lol

  • @jalonlivan
    @jalonlivan 5 лет назад +38

    happy to see homeboy still crackin' jokes.

    • @cole6122
      @cole6122 2 года назад +2

      What else would he be doin

    • @youtubedj9298
      @youtubedj9298 Год назад

      @@cole6122 getting assaulted by Eddie Griffin?

  • @paradisedeyo4140
    @paradisedeyo4140 5 лет назад +14

    Hilarious, another comedic genius that makes logic and reasoning easy for those that just don’t get it. Laughter brings people together Peace

  • @sdfdfgsfger3wzsdgzdg2
    @sdfdfgsfger3wzsdgzdg2 5 лет назад +69

    I am in love with 4:25

    • @gabelopez657
      @gabelopez657 5 лет назад +13

      I was thinking same thing. She is gorgeous. Nice legs. Other than that hannibal is one funny dude.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 лет назад +8

      The V-neck behind her
      is *NOT* having fun...

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 5 лет назад +7

      T H I C C

  • @TheBBQify
    @TheBBQify 3 года назад +6

    The whole bit about him turning blind was hilarious 🤣

  • @patrickmills6447
    @patrickmills6447 5 лет назад +5

    What hannibal failed to account for in his fight analysis was that when someone knocks your glasses off there is a short period of pure fucking rage towards whoever dared touch my expensive ass eyewear

  • @ohad.5890
    @ohad.5890 5 лет назад +69

    God i love him. He's like Dbangz, but a comedian.

  • @d0risthesheep
    @d0risthesheep 5 лет назад +142

    Thanks to GTA online I was able to follow the Blackjack joke.

    • @thomasarrington156
      @thomasarrington156 5 лет назад +13

      Bogensohn lmao. for me it was fallout new vegas

    • @thenavigator2559
      @thenavigator2559 4 года назад +1

      @@thomasarrington156 you are a good person

    • @aysn2277
      @aysn2277 4 года назад

      @@thomasarrington156 lol just max out luck

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 4 года назад +2

      For me it was Red Dead Redemption (1)

    • @TubboDaKittyCat
      @TubboDaKittyCat 4 года назад

      Thomas Arrington New Vegas for me too. Lol

  • @koye4427
    @koye4427 4 года назад +6

    I love the over the shoulder camera angle when Hannibal points at the random audience member and calls him a piece of shit

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 3 года назад +2

    0:16
    Hannibal: PERFECT VISION
    Me (actually have 20/20 vision): MY ASS. 20/20 vision only means we're average, if that.

  • @franklingauthier-parker7253
    @franklingauthier-parker7253 5 лет назад +5

    That black jack joke, I haven't laughed that hard in a fat minute

  • @LordZevv
    @LordZevv 5 лет назад +27

    I literally just came from the casino and learned not to hit when the dealer shows a 6 because statistics say the next card is a 10 or face. Basically I took everybody down with me too 😂😂😂♠️♦️♣️♥️

  • @natejustice8278
    @natejustice8278 4 года назад +7

    “Why are you booing me”

  • @raveoreynolds6049
    @raveoreynolds6049 5 лет назад +82

    His material was some of the weakest he's had, but his delivery is still so on point that it covers for it.

  • @H_A_F_GAMING
    @H_A_F_GAMING 5 лет назад +20

    That moment he kicked flavor flave in the face he became my hero.

  • @belindabarton4648
    @belindabarton4648 2 года назад +4

    This dude is funny. Glad I stumbled across his comedy.

  • @bigflexonthebeat3022
    @bigflexonthebeat3022 2 года назад +2

    Taking everybody down with you in blackjack is craaaaazy 😂

  • @MIent1313
    @MIent1313 3 года назад +1

    He skated away from that s**c*de hope so quick 😂

  • @frostyglock317
    @frostyglock317 5 лет назад +35

    please, I see what ppl say about me when I take my glasses off. please just take the lenses out and wear the frames. Hannibal, I need your glasses on your face

  • @TheXhenah
    @TheXhenah 5 лет назад +67

    He looks like millhouse big time

    • @HKoopman
      @HKoopman 4 года назад

      Mulhouse yellow tho

  • @sixringshow2670
    @sixringshow2670 3 года назад +4

    Tis man made me laugh at a card joke and I have no idea how to play😂🤦🏽‍♂️ real comedy 🎯

    • @williamneuzil7403
      @williamneuzil7403 2 года назад

      Basically if he didn't hit the dealer would have busted because he got HIS card which had a number value of 10 which is why Hannibal busted(exceeded 21). If the dealer got HIS card the dealer would have busted and the whole table would have won. Instead the dealer got the next card.which allowed the house to win. Basically Hannibal made the entire table lose because if the dealer busts everyone wins which makes it a sort of team effort.

  • @itspaintosee
    @itspaintosee 5 лет назад +47

    I'm blind and I can't see this

  • @okmiedga
    @okmiedga 5 лет назад +11

    So now I know that I'm older than Hanninal Buress.

  • @zihanbayeed42
    @zihanbayeed42 4 года назад

    hannibal is my fav comic.

  • @Jakenatorr
    @Jakenatorr 4 года назад +5

    3:40 I thought that was John Krasinski

  • @yasmingonzalez1069
    @yasmingonzalez1069 4 года назад

    So happy you're back

  • @BennyTheGenerous
    @BennyTheGenerous 4 года назад +1

    Just wanna say that front row in the end looking nice!! Congrats

  • @rmack5936
    @rmack5936 5 лет назад +8

    *"If my zippers down...let if go."*

  • @extremecouponing91
    @extremecouponing91 Год назад

    He has really perfected his craft. By not trying so hard 😂😂

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 лет назад +3

    Loved the ending 😅

  • @theCathers
    @theCathers 4 года назад

    “Hey man your fly is down” “HEY MAN YOUR LIFE IS DOWN”

  • @candicebering4995
    @candicebering4995 2 года назад +1

    I love his stand up stuff 👌

  • @microtransactions2661
    @microtransactions2661 5 лет назад +5

    Couple things, couple things sir!

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 4 года назад +1

    The title of this video is too relatable

  • @wk3isme70
    @wk3isme70 4 года назад

    Hannibal is a BEAST

  • @JohnSmith-ih4ky
    @JohnSmith-ih4ky 4 года назад

    Bruh I got a lasik ad for this video and I’ve never searched or mentioned it ever before

  • @Beardsandbars
    @Beardsandbars 4 года назад +1

    Can we just all enjoy the moment at 4:24.

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 3 года назад

    2:24 Simon Wilson: Dang, you'll be just like me. More famous than Ray Charles.

  • @beerndumplings
    @beerndumplings 5 лет назад +8

    4:23 ♥️

  • @Q.Q.
    @Q.Q. 5 лет назад +2

    Quality, as usual.

  • @nickn2978
    @nickn2978 Год назад

    He coulda made a double entendre ‘underage’ reference with the “hit on 17” joke lol

  • @chocolateeyes7017
    @chocolateeyes7017 4 года назад +5

    The lady at 4:25 oh my ❤️

  • @rich8642
    @rich8642 Год назад

    'You ever touch stucko?' 😂😂😂

  • @karot1137
    @karot1137 5 лет назад +3

    So nobody else got a lasik ad before watching the video??

  • @heisenbooger
    @heisenbooger 4 года назад +1

    That one girl in the front tho 4:24 👁

  • @eswyy
    @eswyy 5 лет назад +1

    Damn the title made me laugh before I clicked it haha

  • @GE0attack
    @GE0attack 5 лет назад +10

    Tom's Sunglasses gives you sight

  • @AzingGaming
    @AzingGaming 4 года назад

    i got a laysik ad before this LOL

  • @mrwickairsoft6345
    @mrwickairsoft6345 5 лет назад +4

    Omg he’s hilarious 🤣

  • @Bryan-f7x6n
    @Bryan-f7x6n 9 часов назад

    1:52 is that sam morril?

  • @XxTheJimsterxX
    @XxTheJimsterxX 4 года назад

    All the people at the end pretending to understand Blackjack 😂

  • @dr.8pip378
    @dr.8pip378 4 года назад

    This guy is amazing

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 4 года назад +21

    Damn that brunette in the front row. :o

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 4 года назад

      Which one?

    • @yoe91
      @yoe91 4 года назад +1

      @@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv you made me come back, a full month later, just so I could tell you which one ????!!!!!
      Okay, 4:20...

    • @davidpetrovic9462
      @davidpetrovic9462 4 года назад

      The one you ment is ugly bro haha, your getting no competition from this comment section

  • @danggirl128
    @danggirl128 4 года назад

    I fucking love him

  • @Ci-D3
    @Ci-D3 5 лет назад

    Thank you

  • @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615
    @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 4 года назад +8

    Hannibal without glasses isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Hannibal with glasses

  • @Carmoca
    @Carmoca Год назад

    Kamakazi blackjack! LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

  • @nikkyboy1067
    @nikkyboy1067 2 года назад

    Dude, pissing people off at the table is the best. Especially, when I win some money anyway.

  • @moblacker
    @moblacker 4 года назад +1

    Hes funny, very natural

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 4 года назад +6

    "That's kamikaze black-jack right there!" I feel like I live life kamikaze style.

  • @FlyBoyKhi
    @FlyBoyKhi 5 лет назад

    That blackjack bit was funny lmao

  • @mattvick5124
    @mattvick5124 3 года назад

    One of the funniest.....

  • @laurenlambie5213
    @laurenlambie5213 2 года назад +2

    If he went blind he could be the next famous blind guy

  • @venomslayer9899
    @venomslayer9899 Год назад

    "That's kamikaze blackjack right there"

  • @Loganiz1337
    @Loganiz1337 3 года назад

    Kamikaze blackjack lmaooooooooooooo

  • @rocarlosdavis622
    @rocarlosdavis622 5 лет назад

    He is the best brother in action ladies..I love it😍🙂

  • @paisa4083
    @paisa4083 5 лет назад +8

    Damn girl at 5:49 is bae

    • @karlk5801
      @karlk5801 5 лет назад +2

      I already saw her at 4:24, you were sleepin

    • @EB-gt1pq
      @EB-gt1pq 3 года назад

      You guys sound so pathetic talking about a girl that showed up for a split second. Men are so weird.

  • @qbikmusik
    @qbikmusik 5 лет назад

    How many times has this bit fuckin been posted on youtubr

  • @renzle9296
    @renzle9296 4 года назад

    3:18

  • @dr.m.h.patterson8121
    @dr.m.h.patterson8121 5 лет назад +7

    its anarchy down here

  • @almostdroppedmycroissant7426
    @almostdroppedmycroissant7426 5 лет назад

    Well, my ad is all about Lasik and Eyeball Surgeries sooooo

  • @yakupakgul7548
    @yakupakgul7548 4 года назад

    Well now I have to learn how to play blackjack in order to understand the last bit

    • @snanoopis6584
      @snanoopis6584 3 года назад

      You find out yet after 6 months?

    • @yakupakgul7548
      @yakupakgul7548 3 года назад

      @@snanoopis6584 Nah, I didn't bother with it yet. But thanks for asking :D

  • @WhatWhy42
    @WhatWhy42 3 года назад

    I'm the same way with my shoe laces

  • @Kami-zv4zg
    @Kami-zv4zg 4 года назад +1

    don't clap I paid for it

  • @midwestzeke481
    @midwestzeke481 5 лет назад +1

    some these comments just as funny as this set here Lmaoo Hannibal funny man

  • @GirlNamedNino
    @GirlNamedNino 5 лет назад +1

    Kamikaze Blackjack 🤣

  • @ramcharger154
    @ramcharger154 4 года назад +2

    Its anarchy down here and I'm livin it!

  • @rainfevers
    @rainfevers 5 лет назад

    if he got it next year he would have 20/20 vision

  • @Opochtli
    @Opochtli 4 года назад

    I liked his blind set

  • @BlueTroll
    @BlueTroll 4 года назад +1

    He would be the new famous blind guy

  • @nmtltlz
    @nmtltlz 4 года назад

    He looks less tired without the glasses-

  • @SB335i
    @SB335i 5 лет назад

    Kamikaze Black Jack!!
    😂😂😂

  • @sissywizard1764
    @sissywizard1764 5 лет назад +1

    fuckin hilarious, cheers Hannibal

  • @davidderios1029
    @davidderios1029 3 года назад

    Bruh look like philbert from Rockos modern life lol

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww6717 3 года назад

    I agree with him on the 17 with dealer showing 10, why not go for the Hail Mary? Sure the dealer could bust, but I have initiative I don’t leave something like that in the hands of others.

  • @taderriusallen4357
    @taderriusallen4357 5 лет назад

    Omg can't believe I met him