msgnus kristleifur lasik is more for people who have eye sight that is so bad that it’s becoming a problem. The thicker the glasses, the more they warp everything. So for some, it’s pretty necessary.
Yeah well the recipient agreed! So it's ok to kick the person in the nuts, burn their hair, rape them and their children and stick up your middle finger at them, because they said it's cool and you have proof.
What hannibal failed to account for in his fight analysis was that when someone knocks your glasses off there is a short period of pure fucking rage towards whoever dared touch my expensive ass eyewear
I literally just came from the casino and learned not to hit when the dealer shows a 6 because statistics say the next card is a 10 or face. Basically I took everybody down with me too 😂😂😂♠️♦️♣️♥️
please, I see what ppl say about me when I take my glasses off. please just take the lenses out and wear the frames. Hannibal, I need your glasses on your face
Basically if he didn't hit the dealer would have busted because he got HIS card which had a number value of 10 which is why Hannibal busted(exceeded 21). If the dealer got HIS card the dealer would have busted and the whole table would have won. Instead the dealer got the next card.which allowed the house to win. Basically Hannibal made the entire table lose because if the dealer busts everyone wins which makes it a sort of team effort.
I agree with him on the 17 with dealer showing 10, why not go for the Hail Mary? Sure the dealer could bust, but I have initiative I don’t leave something like that in the hands of others.
*"Sir your zippers down"*
*"Aye man, your life is down."*
😂😂
"Couple things"
Oh, you heard the video too?
What happened to good comedy punching up?
@@HKoopman stfu lol
The glasses were a part of him
And now they apart of the trash 🗑
The end of an era
Nick D this was 2015 though?
msgnus kristleifur lasik is more for people who have eye sight that is so bad that it’s becoming a problem. The thicker the glasses, the more they warp everything. So for some, it’s pretty necessary.
Apothe Curio thanks for the lesson doc but I think he was just joking around
When hannibal said "Your whole life is down" I felt that
Vaasav S. Me, too
That was so rough jesus Christ 😂
he called a man a piece of shit to his face
Vaasav S. It cracked me up.
“Well damn” *looks down all sad*
"You ever touched stucco?" lmaoooo
When he said that, I heard it in Cosby's voice and laughed harder
@peroh
Not much, how about you? Also press "read more."
hannibal is an underrated comedian....he needs a special...
satin he does on Netflix n this bit is in it as well
Avery Joyner look up his name on Netflix
He's got quite a few specials
another one just got released go check it out!
The stuff he does with music in his special is genius.
"People would hate my blind set."
I don't know Hannibal, I think lots of people would laugh.
Nice pfp
Hope he will see this comment before he loses his sight
All hail Lelouc✊🏻
Yeah, I always laugh at blind people.
“You ever smell?” LMAO
Kamikaze Blackjack sounds like a cool band
Sounds like punk band that’s really good but ends up falling apart within their first album
Guns and Butter
Dead Leopards
ha-ha ... your dad, dude, is a square... oh wait, Dead Leopards would be a cool name for our band.
@@billt8504 Guns and butter😳.........those two things make you say humm!
I guess we can now really see how great a comedian he is...
RIP
@Cindy lou Betris Damn, I thought you were kidding, had to do a quick google check and wow. So sorry for all involved. :(
@@konxy4704 Fuck you I was scared
The Abbey of the Everyman bruh, thank god for your comment. I was finna google that so fucking quick.
Fuck y'all I thought he was dead lmfao
His blind bit was hilarious af. "You ever touch stucco?" XD
Definitely one of my favorites.
His material is decent, I think it’s always his delivery that gets people
No shit
I like it, though, it's kind of natural, like just sitting listening to your funny friend.
@@roguesheep3083 kinda with Pete Davidson. He doesn’t have amazing material but his delivery is super casual and feels like joking with a friend
Is it just me or can people get away with just about anything if they get you to sign a disclaimer?
Consent is protection for a lot of things in the eyes of the law
Yeah... prescription pills and products can easily get away with negative side effects.
Do. Your. Research.
Read stories on other people’s experiences
A waiver does not protect against gross negligence, however.
Yeah well the recipient agreed! So it's ok to kick the person in the nuts, burn their hair, rape them and their children and stick up your middle finger at them, because they said it's cool and you have proof.
I've heard you can't actually sign your rights away...
2:50 kills me everytime 🤣😂💙
Hannibal Buress: [yells about his fly]
Me: Ah, I see he's busting out the ol' Southern Accent
ur a comedic genius ruth
Is it bad when halfway through the skit I noticed my fly was down? lol
happy to see homeboy still crackin' jokes.
What else would he be doin
@@cole6122 getting assaulted by Eddie Griffin?
Hilarious, another comedic genius that makes logic and reasoning easy for those that just don’t get it. Laughter brings people together Peace
I am in love with 4:25
I was thinking same thing. She is gorgeous. Nice legs. Other than that hannibal is one funny dude.
The V-neck behind her
is *NOT* having fun...
T H I C C
The whole bit about him turning blind was hilarious 🤣
What hannibal failed to account for in his fight analysis was that when someone knocks your glasses off there is a short period of pure fucking rage towards whoever dared touch my expensive ass eyewear
God i love him. He's like Dbangz, but a comedian.
ohad. LMAOO
ohad. ur getting subbed
@@shockminerx1518 lmao thanks
Dbangz a nerd
Thanks to GTA online I was able to follow the Blackjack joke.
Bogensohn lmao. for me it was fallout new vegas
@@thomasarrington156 you are a good person
@@thomasarrington156 lol just max out luck
For me it was Red Dead Redemption (1)
Thomas Arrington New Vegas for me too. Lol
I love the over the shoulder camera angle when Hannibal points at the random audience member and calls him a piece of shit
0:16
Hannibal: PERFECT VISION
Me (actually have 20/20 vision): MY ASS. 20/20 vision only means we're average, if that.
That black jack joke, I haven't laughed that hard in a fat minute
I literally just came from the casino and learned not to hit when the dealer shows a 6 because statistics say the next card is a 10 or face. Basically I took everybody down with me too 😂😂😂♠️♦️♣️♥️
“Why are you booing me”
I'm right
His material was some of the weakest he's had, but his delivery is still so on point that it covers for it.
That moment he kicked flavor flave in the face he became my hero.
Morpheus burress for me
Ay, we still don't know what's in his hands.
This dude is funny. Glad I stumbled across his comedy.
Taking everybody down with you in blackjack is craaaaazy 😂
He skated away from that s**c*de hope so quick 😂
please, I see what ppl say about me when I take my glasses off. please just take the lenses out and wear the frames. Hannibal, I need your glasses on your face
He looks like millhouse big time
Mulhouse yellow tho
Tis man made me laugh at a card joke and I have no idea how to play😂🤦🏽♂️ real comedy 🎯
Basically if he didn't hit the dealer would have busted because he got HIS card which had a number value of 10 which is why Hannibal busted(exceeded 21). If the dealer got HIS card the dealer would have busted and the whole table would have won. Instead the dealer got the next card.which allowed the house to win. Basically Hannibal made the entire table lose because if the dealer busts everyone wins which makes it a sort of team effort.
I'm blind and I can't see this
Criss Cross Applesauce W
🖕
Shhhh don't tell him guys
@@dontforgettolike7127 😂😂😂👏
Backyard Music Feedback lmaooooo
So now I know that I'm older than Hanninal Buress.
hannibal is my fav comic.
3:40 I thought that was John Krasinski
So happy you're back
Just wanna say that front row in the end looking nice!! Congrats
*"If my zippers down...let if go."*
He has really perfected his craft. By not trying so hard 😂😂
Loved the ending 😅
“Hey man your fly is down” “HEY MAN YOUR LIFE IS DOWN”
I love his stand up stuff 👌
Couple things, couple things sir!
The title of this video is too relatable
Hannibal is a BEAST
Bruh I got a lasik ad for this video and I’ve never searched or mentioned it ever before
Can we just all enjoy the moment at 4:24.
2:24 Simon Wilson: Dang, you'll be just like me. More famous than Ray Charles.
4:23 ♥️
Quality, as usual.
He coulda made a double entendre ‘underage’ reference with the “hit on 17” joke lol
The lady at 4:25 oh my ❤️
IKR she’s so pretty
'You ever touch stucko?' 😂😂😂
So nobody else got a lasik ad before watching the video??
That one girl in the front tho 4:24 👁
Damn the title made me laugh before I clicked it haha
Tom's Sunglasses gives you sight
i got a laysik ad before this LOL
Omg he’s hilarious 🤣
1:52 is that sam morril?
All the people at the end pretending to understand Blackjack 😂
This guy is amazing
Damn that brunette in the front row. :o
Which one?
@@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv you made me come back, a full month later, just so I could tell you which one ????!!!!!
Okay, 4:20...
The one you ment is ugly bro haha, your getting no competition from this comment section
I fucking love him
Thank you
Hannibal without glasses isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Hannibal with glasses
Kamakazi blackjack! LMAO!🤣🤣🤣
Dude, pissing people off at the table is the best. Especially, when I win some money anyway.
Hes funny, very natural
"That's kamikaze black-jack right there!" I feel like I live life kamikaze style.
That blackjack bit was funny lmao
One of the funniest.....
If he went blind he could be the next famous blind guy
"That's kamikaze blackjack right there"
Kamikaze blackjack lmaooooooooooooo
He is the best brother in action ladies..I love it😍🙂
Damn girl at 5:49 is bae
I already saw her at 4:24, you were sleepin
You guys sound so pathetic talking about a girl that showed up for a split second. Men are so weird.
How many times has this bit fuckin been posted on youtubr
3:18
its anarchy down here
Well, my ad is all about Lasik and Eyeball Surgeries sooooo
Well now I have to learn how to play blackjack in order to understand the last bit
You find out yet after 6 months?
@@snanoopis6584 Nah, I didn't bother with it yet. But thanks for asking :D
I'm the same way with my shoe laces
don't clap I paid for it
some these comments just as funny as this set here Lmaoo Hannibal funny man
Kamikaze Blackjack 🤣
Its anarchy down here and I'm livin it!
if he got it next year he would have 20/20 vision
I liked his blind set
He would be the new famous blind guy
He looks less tired without the glasses-
Kamikaze Black Jack!!
😂😂😂
fuckin hilarious, cheers Hannibal
Bruh look like philbert from Rockos modern life lol
I agree with him on the 17 with dealer showing 10, why not go for the Hail Mary? Sure the dealer could bust, but I have initiative I don’t leave something like that in the hands of others.
Omg can't believe I met him