@@SirJesusFreak Cool, this isn't the time or place. This is in a non-sexual RUclips comment section, talking about real people who's sex life is none of your business.
@@blipboigilgamesh7865 yeah but fighters usually deal with weaponry and armour while I believe monks mostly do unarmed combat and have an ability similar to barbarians that gives them more AC when not wearing armour, but that's just what I think
OK, I don't care what anyone says. I want that Prowler Rogue subclass. Jacob, Listen, Mutant Bloodhunter is cool and all, BUT I WANT TO LOSE MY LEGS IN LAVA, FORK OVER THE SUBCLASS LIMB-STEALER!
@@XPtoLevel3 This is extremely humorous... Hit me up when you get that out there! And thanks for being my favorite D&D Content creator! You guys are great!
What's really ironic I had never watched Vox Machina I had my own, Assassin Rogue, who died, and came back as a Revenant and became the Champion of the goddess of Death Never knowing Vax had done the same thing
@@leifjungblom7659 my lich is named Greg. He's also very very forgetful and remarkably nice. He became a lich so he'd have more time to find a cure for the common cold.
Our rogue cut off his right leg when he rolled 1 for stealth and then another 1 to strike with a shard blade after every monster and their mother(literally) engaged him XD
One of my best friends from growing up and I would go to this group panel called Dead town and basically it's like playing D&D where the computer randomizes the situations that you're thrown into in one campaign he lost an arm in another he lost his leg after he lost his leg because the staff knew him from years of playing since they started doing it they decided that his nickname was now "stubby" so when we see each other once in awhile I go "hey stubby what's up?"
I was so nervous they were going to say the monster teleported away with the rogue, but left his legs behind! Eugene: grabs the monsters ankles, teleports away, leaving both his legs behind. Party: “.....AAAHHHHHHH!!!!” “He was so young!” “Should we keep his legs, or leave them here?” “EUGENE!!!!!”
My half orc had this amazing backstory about being on a sea monastery where his whole shit got ruined by some fey, anyways, at sea he encountered a prideful sea god, and being the charming half orc monk he is, he called the sea god a lout and other foul names, so the god just rips of this dude's arm and beats the shit out of my character with it, like mortal kombat style. So yeah, that's the story of how I began multiclassing a half-orc with a bronze arm, monk and wild magic sorcerer who didn't have a forgiving patron. He also worshipped the god as his monk inspiration.
My paladin was cursed, and the way we chose to get rid of it was a week coma in death juice. He lost use of one arm and both of his eyes. We did find ways around it (prosthetics, blindsense) and I really liked the character.
ok now what is even more odd is how the rouge in my party had nearly the exact same thing happen to him as well. i think there is a curse for rouges now.
I had a character loose a limb for a very dumb reason. My Goliath barbarian opened s safe and saw... the cram salesman, and I went to grab said salesmen, the salesmen crawled around me like a spider then to my back. Another player was being annoying so I go to attack, but never specified who, the cram salesman defended himself and cut my right leg off at the shin. I ended up having my character become depressed and slower due to it. Fun times
Nothing good happens when you grab onto an enemy that can teleport. In one of my home games, I was playing a dragonborn bard-something and i had a winged serpent familiar/companion named Snek. We were going off to fight this mage who'd turned evil or something and he had teleported about 30 or so feet up into the sky and we were having a hard time reaching him. So I got the bright idea of using Snek to fly up behind him, drop down, and knock him out of the sky. So we fly up there and i just barely passed the grapple check to grab him, and we start plummeting to the ground in a case of "I'm taking you down with me!". Unfortunately, the mage used misty step and just teleported out of there, leaving me still free falling face first to the ground. I died and because I basically was the psuedo-heal-bot, it ended in a big TPK.
listening to this got me nervious about a game of mine where i'm a rogue and this char has already gone to 0 hp 4 times but always saving the whole party before dying (i almost died invisible with nobody knowing i was invisible), and this story made me realize that soon or later i might get my legs amputee like this story which it would not be funny at all if things keep going this way i just imagined my char in this situation: i fall in lava,i lose my legs, my new legs are not stealthy at all, i lose the only thing i was good at. that would be depressing af
So in one of my games I tried out the new eberron stuff playing a war forged artificer and one of the players looses their legs so I ask the GM if I can make some war forged legs for the player a nat 20 later I make and attach the legs which are actually better then the original and he gets 5 more movement speed as a result and people can't pants him as well which in my games is pretty good though a war forged do not like the heat metal spell since it takes them 1 hour to take off their armor
This one time the wizard in my party was trying to navigate through a mountain that an avalanche just happened in, and they had to roll a dex check. They rolled a 1 and had a minus 1 to dex. They effectively rolled a zero. So being a merciful DM, I broke their legs after they fell off the mountain and let them attempt to climb it with just there arms. They rolled a 1 again -_-
This video perfectly explains why I hate playing against Kirby in Smash... those mofos will teleport and dump you in lava quicker than you can say “I jump to the ethereal plane!l
Игры
Lost your legs?
"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship"
Another happy landing
Do it
He stole her heart after stealing her legs.
😂😂
WHY
She cant run away, might as well roll with it
@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 **cheeky pun face**
@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 roll with it
You punny fuck
"I just look up top 100 baby names" *stares at husband to be*
HINT HINT
The pie needs more cream!
Bennard Ebanks Jr. cease
@@SirJesusFreak That's really gross.
@@SirJesusFreak Cool, this isn't the time or place. This is in a non-sexual RUclips comment section, talking about real people who's sex life is none of your business.
2:42 "some blood magic in a forest shit"
Ya know
Like ya do
"I said say more right now!"
😂😂😂 sounds like what my party did when we convinced some drow to kill Xanathar and take over his guild
Alternative title "The Rogue That Lost His Footing"
She was truly de-feeted.
I guess everyone is a foot above her
see, this is why I love nerds. I'm a sucker for puns.
If the rogue wasn't already chaotic, I would say he'll never "toe" the line.
Hehe, the rogue lost her feet
"cause we're dating I guess" nice
Your name and pfp just gave me the compulsion of making a tibexi fighter focused on wrestling with some fire magic attacks
@@blipboigilgamesh7865 OH MY GOD!! You're my hero
Edit: I'd say a monk might work better for a wrestling fire cat
He was so subtle about it.
@@RealMiniLink I dunno. Monks don't really align with firecat's heel personality.
@@blipboigilgamesh7865 yeah but fighters usually deal with weaponry and armour while I believe monks mostly do unarmed combat and have an ability similar to barbarians that gives them more AC when not wearing armour, but that's just what I think
Are you collecting all those limbs so you can make a whole other person once you get enough parts?
YES
That should be an endgame boss!
“Grasping from within the shadows you see a familiar looking arm…”
@@XPtoLevel3 Hear me out: Limb Golem. Just a writhing worm of arms and legs that thrash mindlessly at enemies.
I had a friend who made an entire suit of armor out of enemies we'd killed. 3 people in the party got Yeti-skin Coats!
The final piece of Exodia
An elf lost their legs...
Guess you're,, leg-o-less
At least those puzzles weren't the door puzzle
4:35
Please
@@Stupisms Hey, it wasn't the door puzzle
Geralt of Hell's Kitchen?
Haha!
Garedevil
4:46 for anyone who’s seen pufin forests video about the obelisk you also knew what was about to go down
Mr Pineapple 100%
Oh hell yeah
That video was great, and so was this one XD
Puffy❤
9:24
Roses are red
Cloaks are brown
It's over Anakin
I have the higher ground
You underestimate my smoke powder!
We need to get a pdf of the prowler class now
Do the blood hunter class by critcal role with its mutagen subclass
@@_halloeen_856 not good enough
@_ Halloeen _ it’s actually really weak
YOU'RE ENGAGED! I thought you were like 12...
The Doughboy got engaged at 12 and I'm still a kissless incel.
Will Mills I feel like I fell behind now and I'm only 21!
@@APoleYouKnow NICE MY DUDE
I’m 21 I swear!
Nah I look like I go to kindergarten
@@XPtoLevel3 i understand. that's why i don't shave.
OK, I don't care what anyone says. I want that Prowler Rogue subclass.
Jacob, Listen, Mutant Bloodhunter is cool and all,
BUT I WANT TO LOSE MY LEGS IN LAVA, FORK OVER THE SUBCLASS LIMB-STEALER!
OKAY
GIVE ME A FEW DAYS
@@XPtoLevel3 you get 2
* hours
@@XPtoLevel3 This is extremely humorous... Hit me up when you get that out there! And thanks for being my favorite D&D Content creator! You guys are great!
“Ah what’s this? It’s like a pig demon.”
Me, who remembers the obelisk from puffin forrest: starts sweating.
“He had the high ground, that’s why he won”
GerDevil the Legless Half Drow Panther-Jockey.
Also a wizard
yes
The Witcher of Hell's Kitchen. I like it
@saytr4 it’s actually E-THEE-RE-AL. When breaking up syllables, all possible consents start the syllable, so th is in the second
What's really ironic
I had never watched Vox Machina
I had my own, Assassin Rogue, who died, and came back as a Revenant and became the Champion of the goddess of Death
Never knowing Vax had done the same thing
Lol
Well.. at least it was not as bad as the door puzzle
Don't feel bad about having uncreative names for your characters, I have a Kenku shop-keep named Barney.
You mean your store keepers aren’t called Mathglubiyet Harrenscointel?
My necromancer is called mike
This sounds like the best thing ever? What a quality name for a bird person.
Mine is quack quak
@@leifjungblom7659 my lich is named Greg. He's also very very forgetful and remarkably nice. He became a lich so he'd have more time to find a cure for the common cold.
that sweater is great
2:14 You mean... Garedevil.
Coffee Caesar ayyy! That’s what I thought!
Profile pic checks out
Geralt of Hells Kitchen
@@Alphadog2064 Or, The Daredevil of Rivia
Blind but can see in the dark you say?
Reminds me about Doctor Mid-nite, from DC Comics who was exactly that. He predated Daredevil by about 20 years.
Neat
YES! The Justice Society of America characters never get enough love!
@@Bluecho4 how long has it been since the pre-rebirth book?
@@greatestfoolever2744 Or as nobody calls it, prebirth.
Percy also had his arm ripped straight off when they played in the rescue for Grog to get his soul back. xD Also had to use regeneration.
Our rogue cut off his right leg when he rolled 1 for stealth and then another 1 to strike with a shard blade after every monster and their mother(literally) engaged him XD
In the words of weird al, irony is not coincidence
Reminds me of the time our wizard was getting slowly petrified from the hand up, and the fighter decided that the entire arm needed to go
One of my best friends from growing up and I would go to this group panel called Dead town and basically it's like playing D&D where the computer randomizes the situations that you're thrown into in one campaign he lost an arm in another he lost his leg after he lost his leg because the staff knew him from years of playing since they started doing it they decided that his nickname was now "stubby" so when we see each other once in awhile I go "hey stubby what's up?"
Prowler pdf please, Jacob. *Queue Andre* Let me in, LET ME IINN
I don't know for sure, but I think you can use Matt mercer's witch hunter class
I'm aware of the Blood Hunter, just knowing that the Prowler exists makes me want to see it's attributes in literature form.
@@tibboocelot9272 ah okay makes sense
I always love the D&D stories. You guys need to do more.
O and a dragon came in as well as a demon pig
I was so nervous they were going to say the monster teleported away with the rogue, but left his legs behind!
Eugene: grabs the monsters ankles, teleports away, leaving both his legs behind.
Party: “.....AAAHHHHHHH!!!!” “He was so young!” “Should we keep his legs, or leave them here?” “EUGENE!!!!!”
"My fiancee... Cause were ... Were dating... I g... guess ...Ah...ahh........ Idk"
I'm dead 😂
4:44 *Intense Puffin Forest flashbacks*
But this time it’s more dagerus
Nalfeshnee: “It’s over Eugene, I have the High Ground”
Yo a bunch a people have already told you this but you got the same sweater as Liam O'Brien on Critical Role
And this event was basically on it as well
" .........I can relate to leg injuries ......"
I think one of your sons have them in their reliquari
Not a warp spawn " Dad Emperor , I hope your joking .......please tell me they didn't pull a Dorn!"
They did. I'm stuck in it.... help
My half orc had this amazing backstory about being on a sea monastery where his whole shit got ruined by some fey, anyways, at sea he encountered a prideful sea god, and being the charming half orc monk he is, he called the sea god a lout and other foul names, so the god just rips of this dude's arm and beats the shit out of my character with it, like mortal kombat style. So yeah, that's the story of how I began multiclassing a half-orc with a bronze arm, monk and wild magic sorcerer who didn't have a forgiving patron. He also worshipped the god as his monk inspiration.
0:11 “Never ask me for anything ever again”
9:23 ahh I see you are a fellow prequel memer.
Would be cool to hear more about the Prowler though lk
God damn Rogues
"At least it's not as bad as the door puzzle."
"Rogues, you cant just acrobatics out of any situation.."
Me... backflips out of this conversation
My paladin was cursed, and the way we chose to get rid of it was a week coma in death juice. He lost use of one arm and both of his eyes. We did find ways around it (prosthetics, blindsense) and I really liked the character.
that rope moment reminded me of a time I was a monk with 8 str
good times
WAIT WHAT?
SPENCER IS YOUR FIANCE?
DUDE CONGRATULATIONS SHE'S FRICKING GORGEOUS
Yeah she is cute
“They can’t hear your footsteps if you don’t have feet”
funny one of my character that happened to be a rogue lost his leg ahh Grimm Darkstar so good at disarming traps with his body
The prowler class sounds really damn cool. Awesome story!
A Witcher that is blind in the light and only sees in the dark sound a lot like Riddick.
You were the chosen one Eugene! It was you who was supposed to kill monsters! Not become one!
"yea."-spencer
Happy Holidays.
Seeing that sweater for the first time made me *NUT*
They said Daredevil Witcher and my mind went to “the butcher of Hell’s Kitchen”
Always have some form of flight or teleportation
ok now what is even more odd is how the rouge in my party had nearly the exact same thing happen to him as well.
i think there is a curse for rouges now.
You and your friends all seem like total sweethearts and cool-ass folx.
Excuse me while I just binge watch every video on this channel.
0:43 I’m sorry but I couldn’t help but imagine that “why are we here...just to suffer” when she is looking down like that.😂😂😂
1:12 "I wanna be a monster hunter"
"You're gonna be a Witcher"
Me who has played Monster Hunter World: "Hehehehehehehehe"
15 comments? Hold my age appropriate beverage.
I'm going to use that subclass in my campaign
You got no legs lieutenant Dan.
I'm surprised there haven't been Bard videos so far 🤔 either way they're all amazing lolol
"the other guys did some blood magic in the forest"
Wait what, I watched this video?
Geralt-Daredevil? Don't you mean....
Geredevil?
...
I'll show myself out.
I had a character loose a limb for a very dumb reason. My Goliath barbarian opened s safe and saw... the cram salesman, and I went to grab said salesmen, the salesmen crawled around me like a spider then to my back. Another player was being annoying so I go to attack, but never specified who, the cram salesman defended himself and cut my right leg off at the shin. I ended up having my character become depressed and slower due to it. Fun times
That pig be liek "ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!"
A monster hunter that is blind but not in the dark, soooo Riddick
That sub class sounds super rad
Jacob: "Gerald and dare devil"
Me: GAREGEVIL!!!!!😈
THE ROUGE ONE WHO EVERBODY DIES
She almost lost all her diamonds.
Just like alanis morrisette you've confused irony with coincidence
I’d rather lose my legs than put up with the door puzzle...
Nothing good happens when you grab onto an enemy that can teleport.
In one of my home games, I was playing a dragonborn bard-something and i had a winged serpent familiar/companion named Snek. We were going off to fight this mage who'd turned evil or something and he had teleported about 30 or so feet up into the sky and we were having a hard time reaching him. So I got the bright idea of using Snek to fly up behind him, drop down, and knock him out of the sky. So we fly up there and i just barely passed the grapple check to grab him, and we start plummeting to the ground in a case of "I'm taking you down with me!". Unfortunately, the mage used misty step and just teleported out of there, leaving me still free falling face first to the ground. I died and because I basically was the psuedo-heal-bot, it ended in a big TPK.
All those limbs almost make up a new character... :3
If she slew a Troll, she could’ve grown her legs back
THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIP SWEATER.
Is all the tiiiiime
They all say first....but in the end, we will all be last eventually.
listening to this got me nervious about a game of mine where i'm a rogue and this char has already gone to 0 hp 4 times but always saving the whole party before dying (i almost died invisible with nobody knowing i was invisible), and this story made me realize that soon or later i might get my legs amputee like this story which it would not be funny at all if things keep going this way
i just imagined my char in this situation: i fall in lava,i lose my legs, my new legs are not stealthy at all, i lose the only thing i was good at.
that would be depressing af
So in one of my games I tried out the new eberron stuff playing a war forged artificer and one of the players looses their legs so I ask the GM if I can make some war forged legs for the player a nat 20 later I make and attach the legs which are actually better then the original and he gets 5 more movement speed as a result and people can't pants him as well which in my games is pretty good though a war forged do not like the heat metal spell since it takes them 1 hour to take off their armor
This one time the wizard in my party was trying to navigate through a mountain that an avalanche just happened in, and they had to roll a dex check. They rolled a 1 and had a minus 1 to dex. They effectively rolled a zero. So being a merciful DM, I broke their legs after they fell off the mountain and let them attempt to climb it with just there arms. They rolled a 1 again -_-
I hate to be that guy but..:
I don’t think that’s ironic, I think that’s just coincidental
Uncanny would be a better word
Oh God it hurt me every time he said ironic. I'm so glad I don't have to be the one to mention it.
I hate the fact that I unironically want that sweater
how eugene lost his groove. and then got it back
I'd mention the Door Puzzle, but the opportunity closed a while ago.
a cleric in my campaign lost his legs to a pair of dice
They were 4 sided dice weren't they? Those things are murder to step on!
You’re gonna sunder Sunders arms
Before watching this, we have a sorcerer who lost both arms and a leg😂 He’s still kicking though
Basically turned her into Anakin. Now that’s epic.
This video perfectly explains why I hate playing against Kirby in Smash... those mofos will teleport and dump you in lava quicker than you can say “I jump to the ethereal plane!l
Someone should have said "Eugene!? You ain't got no legs!"
Gearlt of hell's kitchen
Don't break the obelisk because it contains " insert unpronounceable DND demon name"
As one of the biggest daredevil geeks, I need to make a Matt dnd mod now
so after losing her legs she got to ride guenhwyvar for the rest of the game