D&D Stories: The Rogue Stole a Car

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 4 года назад +761

    The most unbelievable part is that he said they play DnD every single week

    • @matthewletexier
      @matthewletexier 4 года назад +6

      They stream it on arcane arcade

    • @drefk1973
      @drefk1973 4 года назад +7

      Why? I do, don't you?

    • @Nightmare_vZ
      @Nightmare_vZ 4 года назад +17

      I play 5 times a week.
      When I'm not playing, I'm writng

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 года назад +15

      Kahn WHAT?! YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
      I play every week, but I have too much free time so I want to play nearly every day.

    • @yuries19
      @yuries19 4 года назад +22

      Hahaha, meanwhile I'm questioning my exitense in med school hahahaha
      ~send help pls~

  • @olafheins134
    @olafheins134 4 года назад +168

    "It may not make much sense to you, but it does to us"
    Basically every group when a new player joins...

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 4 года назад +381

    "Counterspell! Counterspell! Counterspell! ... Oh no--" the life of a wizard

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 4 года назад +7

      You mean FIREBALL?

    • @frostyenderman13
      @frostyenderman13 4 года назад +41

      (David Attenborough voice) "In the wild, there are two types of Wizard-- The Fireball Wizard and the Counterspell Wizard. Each are uniquely suited for different situations, but to a DM, both are equally annoying."

    • @guibin
      @guibin 4 года назад +2

      @@frostyenderman13 I did both. Fireballs and Counterspells galore.

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 года назад +1

      I prefer Cone of Cold...

  • @dixbyfloppin6979
    @dixbyfloppin6979 4 года назад +556

    Conspiracy theory: all of Jacobs vids are on the floor because they spent all their money on dnd stuff and can't afford to buy chairs so they have a chair guy they rent chairs from but only when filming skits

    • @bw2079
      @bw2079 4 года назад +9

      or there floor gang

    • @Qwertybot9000
      @Qwertybot9000 Год назад +1

      Renting a chair would be more expensive

  • @emdm2220
    @emdm2220 4 года назад +177

    from the title I was instantly blessed with an image of a rogue carrying a giant automobile over his head
    D&D is fun

    • @thedammeddm
      @thedammeddm Год назад

      I know it would look hilarious.

  • @shortfilmvincent
    @shortfilmvincent 4 года назад +69

    Holy shit, I was initially cracking up from the fact that Spencer misheard "sponsor" and the jokes that came from that and then the whole story ended up being hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing nearly the whole time

  • @dracone4370
    @dracone4370 4 года назад +47

    I'm actually running a comedic D&D 5E campaign right now, inspired by the early 2000s Disney animated series Dave the Barbarian, a series that s so D&D 5E that it was entirely a show of what a comedic 5E campaign could be like before 5E was even a thing. The series has a slough of absolutely hilarious moments, the 4 primary characters are all related (3 are siblings and 1 is their uncle)

    • @dustyn4970
      @dustyn4970 3 года назад +3

      It truly is like the second or third best cartoon show that is basically a D&D game.

    • @dustinhatfield8373
      @dustinhatfield8373 2 года назад +1

      He's a Barber with a sub class of Librarian

  • @normalguy1729
    @normalguy1729 2 года назад +13

    "So at this point, I'm finished choking out the kid." Arguably the greatest thing ever said.

  • @goldenscholar3181
    @goldenscholar3181 4 года назад +287

    I swear you hair changes color like a chameleon

  • @jesterssketchbook
    @jesterssketchbook 4 года назад +185

    ya boi got stories

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 4 года назад +13

      he got stories like you got penis drawings :P

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 4 года назад

      @@bezretmet Yeah but one is more chaotic neutral than the other ;p

  • @thatfunnycripple
    @thatfunnycripple 4 года назад +21

    Vincent: and then I thought I’ve never climbed a fence that high before! And then I woke up at home

  • @2010AZ
    @2010AZ 4 года назад +48

    Cop Wizard : "I used the counterspell to counterspell the counterspell"

  • @insomniac6079
    @insomniac6079 4 года назад +41

    Good to see these again, missed them

  • @PredatorH2O
    @PredatorH2O 4 года назад +11

    The moment I read the title I heard in my head "A runabout. I'LL STEAL IT. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW."

  • @willpratt6122
    @willpratt6122 4 года назад +9

    I actually just finished that episode it was great, although you forgot one of my favorite parts where on the way down with vincent they made solid eye contact too the mage guard and vincent waved and claz casted darkness yet again, i laughed so hard at that

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 4 года назад +67

    3:53
    "Is her sister's name Pacifica?"
    What's her last name, Northwest?

  • @lucatedesco7710
    @lucatedesco7710 4 года назад +15

    “I don’t know how this thing works . . . Gas”
    😂Killed me😂

  • @TriptuneRadio
    @TriptuneRadio 4 года назад +31

    Hey, it's another episode with some of my favorite boys and gal

  • @Tesana
    @Tesana 4 года назад +4

    11:38 - One of the cops holds onto the car as it goes? Heh, just like Axel F.

  • @darkener3210
    @darkener3210 4 года назад +3

    14:20
    The way his facial expression changes here made me just fucking die.

  • @jerrodgallup9855
    @jerrodgallup9855 3 года назад +2

    6:25 this should be a meme template

  • @michaeldemarco7449
    @michaeldemarco7449 4 года назад +2

    you may have out-counterspelled me but I have out-counterspelled your out-counterspelling

  • @HunterPanoch
    @HunterPanoch 4 года назад +12

    It is Christmas morning and I am laying in bed cackling at Vincent not being able to get over a fence 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isaaceshleman2833
    @isaaceshleman2833 4 года назад +33

    Wait, is this like a major spoiler? I actually paused an episode of Sunder to watch this, and I'm a-real early in the series. Will this be ruinous?

  • @flumphflumph6021
    @flumphflumph6021 4 года назад +14

    Nice to have a 144p option for when the picture is already blurry :)

  • @kritifyexe8265
    @kritifyexe8265 4 года назад +4

    Video game logic: YOU CAN DEFEAT DEAMONS BUT YOU CAN'T JUMP OVER A FENCE

  • @unbentgore4144
    @unbentgore4144 4 года назад +116

    It's been a year already?

  • @atosm8300
    @atosm8300 4 года назад +3

    Finally, I was waiting for this for so long.

  • @remingtonwright6796
    @remingtonwright6796 2 года назад +3

    Their parents names were Aegeatticus and Mediterranea

  • @themarinaraman9580
    @themarinaraman9580 4 года назад +2

    3 episodes away from the episode and looking forward to it.

  • @oliverworley5162
    @oliverworley5162 4 года назад +2

    Merry Christmas Jacob, enjoy your self

  • @vgdevotee3
    @vgdevotee3 4 года назад +1

    My prevailing though as I watched the end of that video was, “Weren’t they getting new chairs?”

  • @Castheknotted
    @Castheknotted 4 года назад +6

    I'll just pretend I rolled a 1 on perception for that tool tip

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 4 года назад +12

    the animated spell cards sound cool, but they really need class specific decks. Im not spending 30 bucks on a deck that contains spells im never gonna use cause I dont like the class that offers them.

    • @baittard381
      @baittard381 4 года назад +1

      Wizard of the cost do that shit aswell

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 4 года назад +1

      See I'm the opposite, I don't want to pay 100 bucks on three decks just to get all the spells and have a ton of duplicates.

    • @theo5council979
      @theo5council979 4 года назад

      Be open minded... Jesus Christ

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 4 года назад +2

      Agilemind to that I say "why not both?" they can still offer them by spell level. But getting all spells costs well over 200 bucks and my D&D budget isnt that big. I have no interest in druid spells, so id like to buy a wizard set.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 4 года назад +1

      O wait, who are you talking to? Which one of us is close minded?

  • @droman608
    @droman608 3 года назад +1

    Spencers face throughout the video had me rolling. #priceless

  • @Daragausthedragon
    @Daragausthedragon 4 года назад

    Best Christmas present I could’ve asked for

  • @raidmaster6879
    @raidmaster6879 4 года назад +8

    I'd love to play a game of DND with you all.

  • @caesarsosa816
    @caesarsosa816 4 года назад +1

    10:28
    Pretty much pokemon but with trees

  • @bthanbeethan5590
    @bthanbeethan5590 4 года назад +1

    Merry Christmas

  • @blazepond5518
    @blazepond5518 3 года назад

    tyler makes me happy i dont know why, theyre cute and chill

  • @nyashamrock6790
    @nyashamrock6790 4 года назад +1

    The happiest time of the year

  • @MorallyCorrupted
    @MorallyCorrupted 4 года назад

    I don’t know why they are sitting on the floor....but I dig it lol

  • @matiaspereyra9392
    @matiaspereyra9392 4 года назад

    5:02 his name was Levi
    My mind:
    Ist das der Zerstörer
    oder der Schöpfer?
    Mit der Glut des Hasses
    schwenken wir die Schwerter

  • @shadowhuntress1371
    @shadowhuntress1371 4 года назад +2

    GTA in DandD, what's not to like?

  • @isultansultangaliev5852
    @isultansultangaliev5852 4 года назад +1

    This was a great story.

  • @RighBread
    @RighBread 4 года назад

    You have a beautiful group of friends.

  • @connormcguire484
    @connormcguire484 4 года назад

    I’m just listening to this in the background when my ears suddenly hear
    “So I finished choking out the kid”
    U wot m8?

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 4 года назад +1

    Such an incredible story 😂

  • @LiberateKarn
    @LiberateKarn 4 года назад

    Happy Christmas!

  • @wrathfulcoma4357
    @wrathfulcoma4357 4 года назад

    This story put me
    In tears lol

  • @thequalitycomedian7842
    @thequalitycomedian7842 4 года назад +1

    10:12 So... the entire plot of mob psycho?

  • @MisterSmith00
    @MisterSmith00 4 года назад +1

    Off topic...but I like the pseudo-fantasy sci-fi settings.
    You basically have modern day, but magic has just become what science is to us.
    In world-building my own setting, I flavor the sh*t out of normal devices by making them "magical".
    iPhones - ScryPhones
    GPS Navigation - GYPSY Navigation
    Internet - The WEAVE
    Security Cameras - Beholder Lenses
    Air Pods - Ear-Bards
    Televisions - Thought-Views (TV's)
    Airplanes - AeroCrafts
    Vehicles - STEEDS
    Gas Stations - FEED Stations (FEED your STEED!)
    ...etc.
    Pretty much your typical D&D setting, but modernized...
    Elves are high-class or corporate elitists, dwarves & gnomes are your hands-on workers and laborers, dragonborn are militaristic assholes, orcs and humans do your odd in-between jobs, halflings are mostly rural farmers...
    Except, you know, occasionally demons or some extra-planar threats sometimes wreak havoc, and you need permits to use "high magic".
    Firearms are classified as arcane armaments...machines guns fire "Magic Missiles", and handguns are Evokers.

  • @tani7895
    @tani7895 4 года назад

    Also apologies for not being on streams. I decided to tackle Sunder first, which is taking a while...

  • @zeet8251
    @zeet8251 4 года назад

    I love these god damn stories

  • @LeganArabach
    @LeganArabach 4 года назад

    Somebody! Get Tyler a god damn tissue!

  • @volosguidetomonsters3440
    @volosguidetomonsters3440 2 года назад

    "Electric railroad" as in electric not-sandbox?

  • @TheMudKip-ff2tb
    @TheMudKip-ff2tb 4 года назад

    Did anyone get a JJBA vibe when he said Kiria, ya know, Kira!?

  • @hydragamedev6920
    @hydragamedev6920 11 месяцев назад

    1:56 spencered segment ends

  • @RedWyvernRising
    @RedWyvernRising 4 года назад +1

    Detect Magic.

  • @tani7895
    @tani7895 4 года назад

    Yay, they’re back! :D

  • @revelmonger
    @revelmonger 4 года назад +3

    No tooltip or link. :(
    I FOUND THE LINK!

  • @TheNesapotamia
    @TheNesapotamia 4 года назад +3

    Rouges are crazy...

  • @great-wall-of-nowhere9377
    @great-wall-of-nowhere9377 4 года назад

    How fast?
    Yes.

  • @christophercrafte
    @christophercrafte 4 года назад +1

    Would it be accurate to say atalantica would download a car?

  • @jgr7487
    @jgr7487 4 года назад

    starts at 2:14

  • @BiggestBlunder
    @BiggestBlunder 4 года назад +2

    My boy be lookin like he dipped his hair in salt

  • @moop8996
    @moop8996 4 года назад +1

    FINALLY!

  • @carterharris42
    @carterharris42 4 года назад +1

    General kenobi

  • @Mamamartyr
    @Mamamartyr 4 года назад

    Colton is baby.

  • @NeutralSlimeGwen
    @NeutralSlimeGwen Год назад

    funniest one so far tbh heh

  • @nathancarver7179
    @nathancarver7179 4 года назад

    Several issues.. a. you forgot tooltip thingy. b. its location depends on the device but it's usually in the top *right* and c. where can I find this episode?

  • @HobbyLaboratory
    @HobbyLaboratory 4 года назад

    Driving and Dragons

  • @moomoocity4528
    @moomoocity4528 4 года назад

    How did he know it's jul

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 4 года назад

    I would’ve gotten all the cantrip cards buuut, it would’ve been 60 bucks, half of which is from shipping.
    I like DnD, but I’d rather buy miniatures or dice for 60 bucks of cantrips.

  • @mhDarkWolf
    @mhDarkWolf 4 года назад +1

    WHY IS THE CAMERA OUT OF FOCUS??!?!?!! REEEEE

  • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
    @Pokemaster-wg9gx 4 года назад

    I don’t mean to alarm you but it seems like a homeless House MD has wandered into your recording

  • @connorcraig483
    @connorcraig483 4 года назад +4

    Hi Guys!

  • @SPerrigo123
    @SPerrigo123 4 года назад

    Counterspell...

  • @quaaludes9145
    @quaaludes9145 4 года назад +1

    The girl has the most hair of all heads in existence

  • @jamesjohnson6590
    @jamesjohnson6590 4 года назад +3

    Rogue is the best class

  • @Arucan
    @Arucan 4 года назад +3

    Why did you try and stop the devils? I love devils and would gladly betray my party to let them take over the material plane.

  • @rother011
    @rother011 3 года назад

    Drinking game idea:
    Take a shot every time Tyler wipes/picks his nose, double the shots if Jacob does that as well.

  • @The_Sharktocrab
    @The_Sharktocrab 4 года назад +2

    You have to see the creature whose spell your countering

    • @baittard381
      @baittard381 4 года назад

      WE'VE GOT A RULES LAYWER PEOPLE

  • @georgewashington5958
    @georgewashington5958 4 года назад +1

    Can I play?

  • @joaquincremona1696
    @joaquincremona1696 4 года назад

    Tag yourself

  • @dragonbzx1469
    @dragonbzx1469 4 года назад +3

    Hello.

  • @Mazaroth
    @Mazaroth 10 месяцев назад

    Atleast he didn't download it.

  • @AgentGold007
    @AgentGold007 Год назад

    ha

  • @Lemon_Teeth
    @Lemon_Teeth 4 года назад +5

    I’m number 408

  • @levisallade1976
    @levisallade1976 4 года назад

    gosh, I hate Levis. They are the worst.

  • @zachariahmerry2396
    @zachariahmerry2396 4 года назад +2

    8th

    • @wowostylehess1575
      @wowostylehess1575 4 года назад

      Get rekt good sir you are number seven, I am number six

    • @zachariahmerry2396
      @zachariahmerry2396 4 года назад

      @@wowostylehess1575 yeah, for some reason youtube said there were 5 comments even though there seven. Fixed it now.

    • @wowostylehess1575
      @wowostylehess1575 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, RUclips does that

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 года назад +1

      this is important :D

    • @wowostylehess1575
      @wowostylehess1575 4 года назад

      Ok wow never thought a YTber I watch would reply to my comment... wow

  • @nathanielmorgan9108
    @nathanielmorgan9108 4 года назад +3

    I obviously have the first comment all these other people hacked and commented before the video was uploaded

  • @BiggestBlunder
    @BiggestBlunder 4 года назад

    Big meme

  • @legendaryg367
    @legendaryg367 4 года назад +3

    First comment

    • @kbear6797
      @kbear6797 4 года назад

      Dude I think you might actually be first

  • @wowostylehess1575
    @wowostylehess1575 4 года назад +3

    DUDE go see your darn family man, you don’t need to post now.