I love how Bill always tries to cut the bullshit. He wouldn't even let himself say "against my will". He cuts himself off and says "against my w- what I wanted to do..."
LOL. Dude, your folks evolved in northern Europe with no UV protection needed. My GF is a Ginger, and she spontaneously combusts if I put a 100 watt bulb in the living room.
I wonder if anyone ever hears this podcast after bragging to everyone "Hey! Guess what?! When I was in Vegas I saw Bill Burr, at the pool! Yeah, he's the guy from Breaking Bad. Wait! He said WHAT on his pod cast?!?"
Hey Bill, don't forget about Legionnaire's disease. Remember that one, first discovered in Philly in 1976? Another reason to stay out of heated pools and hot tubs.
I went in a pool on a cruise ship and let me tell you something. If people are drinking in the pool,their pissing in it. Never go in a cruise ship pool,or hot tub.UGH.
Public pools are disgusting! But if you get down there early enough after the filter and chlorine working all nite, you might be ok for an early morning swim.
Bills sensitive about the color of his skin guys, lets not talk about the milk crust forming in the wrinkles next to his receding hair line, he doesn't like to think about how some people point out that it somehow makes him racist, and goofy looking. And thats just mean, so lets try to think about good ol Bill here. For Bill.
ha ha ha , how the fuck didn't you people know this ? is common sense , pool water is actually sweat , ass and balls soap , not to mention all the hair that all those people loose in the water while swimming in there i only shower :)) you should too !!!!!!!!
I dated a man from Paris. Also have family from there. Trust & believe, the man i dated was the cleanest/healthiest person i ever met. I’m a vegan & felt like a total American slob eating next to him. Total myth about the French..He always smelled & looked delicious. 💯👌😜
paul drummond LOL I was simply making a point. But since you asked, YES.😂 Lot of hard work & dedication ova heyyyy. Think the proof is in the pudding.😜😉
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm gonna being exercising for the rest of my life. It feels too good to stop! It's the best "drug" there is! A fountain of youth is what they call it.
Lol "saved the French" yeah you guys definitely didn't. You helped. If anything the Russians Australians French and British troops did most of the killing and dying in WW1 and WW2. Also that was payback for the role they played in you're own Independence. Most people don't even know that if it wasn't for the French wich supplied training, weapons, manpower, technology, fleets ect ect American would be an English colonie right now. But that's too hard for ppl to get. Washington won the war that's it.......
"looking like a LOBSTAH" holy shit I almost spat water all over the screen
"The only Pool I'll ever Swim in, is my Pool......if I ever get one!!" lol
That was the best part!
"They're gonna steal the paddles."
"Keyword Manity(Manatee)"
hysterical!
I love how Bill always tries to cut the bullshit. He wouldn't even let himself say "against my will". He cuts himself off and says "against my w- what I wanted to do..."
LOL. Dude, your folks evolved in northern Europe with no UV protection needed. My GF is a Ginger, and she spontaneously combusts if I put a 100 watt bulb in the living room.
em diar I guess trips to beaches and islands are out of the question for you 😕
em diar Does the carpet match the drapes?
lucky bitch... gingers are the best
I can attest to this...
Thank god I got a ginger Mexican.
This was a good one. Laughed my ass off
My neck was sore from shaking my head at people.
Bills MM podcasts are more funny then most comedians HBO specials.
True true
Bill Burr is SOOOOOO funny! It's nice to have daily jokes from a top comedian, rather than having to wait for the next special. Thanks for sharing!
Bill got outta the pool in a helicoptaaaaaaahhhh!
"...you're taking a fucking Aids bath..." Lmao!! I just spit up my sushi
"The key word....Manatee" lol
crying from laughing so hard!~!!
Peppy LA pew....I love you Billlllly booooooy
LAHHHBSTAAA!!
I feel your pain, Bill. It’s the worst thing in the world when you have plans and you need to go out lookin like a LOBSTAAAA
I'm laughin my ass off..you're hilarious dude!
Never going in a pool again
Yea, I'll never go in a public pool again ⚠️
Nice bidet reference! People need to know about these!!
Old Billy clean aaaaaass!!
Saw him in Newport RI last summer, best comedian since George Carlin
Most certainly agree with you on that 1
OH THE HUMANITY.......sorry i meant HUGE MANATEE
I wonder if anyone ever hears this podcast after bragging to everyone "Hey! Guess what?! When I was in Vegas I saw Bill Burr, at the pool! Yeah, he's the guy from Breaking Bad. Wait! He said WHAT on his pod cast?!?"
Evidently, in France you're so fkin happy you forget to put on deoderant. Omg I love Bill
Key word: "manatee". LMAO
"Cuz I have Nia's permission " 🤣
I saw him live a few months ago. He was fantastic!
hell i would love to hear weekly podcasts with the two of them together!
"a bidet is basically a car wash for your asshole".. I burst out laughing at work 😂
“A Bidet is a car wash for you asshole” hahahahahaha 😂
I've never been in a pool I haven't pissed in. Good day.
Well who the fuck goes to a swimming pool and doesn't take a shower right after? The pool is full of kids who shit in it anyway.
Gotta mark your territory
Ocean Only....hope you come back to Hawaii soon!!!
I haven't been swimming since 2003, I got violently ill...after swimming in a hotel pool.
Lmfao salminila shower.. cracks me up
Oh the humanity!
I have a bidet I bought on Amazon, best buy I've made it the past decade. GET ONE!!!
Jeff Cavilere is in the best shape for someone his age. (name might be misspelled) Athlean X
Bill, you’re describing RWI Recreational Water Illness & it’s no joke!
Bill's Definition of a BD is hilarious.
speaking of the pools, in Las Vegas, Wet n Wild is now OPEN!!
vitamin E!! lololol
Billy thinkin cap
lol
Key word, manatee. HAHAHAHA.
I thought Bill would have came across the even stranger Scandinavian toilets with there expected shelves.
In Argentina we also have bidets, it's more common than not to have it.
I guess Im done with the pools...no more pool for me...!!!
U and Sebastian maniscalco are so alike!
Lmao, Vitamin E
In Argentina we have bidets
Last time I went to a public pool I seen a homeless man giving himself a quick bath, I only go to the beach now.
Hey Bill, don't forget about Legionnaire's disease. Remember that one, first discovered in Philly in 1976? Another reason to stay out of heated pools and hot tubs.
i looked that up. no where as cool as it sounds.
I live outside San Francisco, i feel EXACTLY the same as you about those damn Tattoos. Instant Regret...
KEYWORD MANATEE!
Wow, a video with no dislikes. I guess everyone really hates public swimming pool.
nah they just love listening to the great reasoning of Bill Burr!
I love swimming pools, I just happen to hate all the other people, and the ball of cancer in the sky.
As a redhead, I can totally relate.
The Big C All of us redheads can.
4:38
As a ginger with tattoos.... LOL
I'd pay $1000 for that ticket.
DOODIE!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST WANNA SAY FUCK IT!
I went in a pool on a cruise ship and let me tell you something. If people are drinking in the pool,their pissing in it. Never go in a cruise ship pool,or hot tub.UGH.
Public pools are disgusting! But if you get down there early enough after the filter and chlorine working all nite, you might be ok for an early morning swim.
Bochi Ball, you are four balls short.
I can't go to swimming pools. I can't stand the thought of people being so close to me.
Not sure France is the best place to go to a swimming pool at.
Bills sensitive about the color of his skin guys, lets not talk about the milk crust forming in the wrinkles next to his receding hair line, he doesn't like to think about how some people point out that it somehow makes him racist, and goofy looking. And thats just mean, so lets try to think about good ol Bill here. For Bill.
ha ha ha , how the fuck didn't you people know this ?
is common sense , pool water is actually sweat , ass and balls soap , not to mention all the hair that all those people loose in the water while swimming in there
i only shower :)) you should too !!!!!!!!
I dated a man from Paris. Also have family from there. Trust & believe, the man i dated was the cleanest/healthiest person i ever met. I’m a vegan & felt like a total American slob eating next to him. Total myth about the French..He always smelled & looked delicious. 💯👌😜
You had to get the message across that you're a vegan in there didn't ya...
paul drummond LOL I was simply making a point. But since you asked, YES.😂 Lot of hard work & dedication ova heyyyy. Think the proof is in the pudding.😜😉
Vegans only piss me off for one reason. Its expensive af. You dnt see no poor ppl affording that middle class shit.
Gross...but so true.
paperbagbandits
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm gonna being exercising for the rest of my life. It feels too good to stop! It's the best "drug" there is! A fountain of youth is what they call it.
Plus I always get rid of my used condoms in public pools.
I just spit up some vomit
12:09 Conor McGregor
Lol "saved the French" yeah you guys definitely didn't. You helped. If anything the Russians Australians French and British troops did most of the killing and dying in WW1 and WW2. Also that was payback for the role they played in you're own Independence. Most people don't even know that if it wasn't for the French wich supplied training, weapons, manpower, technology, fleets ect ect American would be an English colonie right now.
But that's too hard for ppl to get.
Washington won the war that's it.......
Boring.