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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2020
  • It turned out I did want the Subway cookie after all.
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Комментарии • 72

  • @HeffeJeffe78
    @HeffeJeffe78 3 года назад +320

    That smile after you say, "So I ate the cookie in front of her". Highlight of my day.

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 3 года назад +432

    I genuinely love the way he says "cookie"

    • @petecowley3481
      @petecowley3481 3 года назад +10

      This comment would be infinitely more funny if it was written by joe lycett

    • @tonguepop9430
      @tonguepop9430 3 года назад +2

      I need to know where you’re from and how you pronounce it? Are you from down south and it’s coo-key??

    • @petecowley3481
      @petecowley3481 3 года назад +1

      @@tonguepop9430 I’m from up north, and it’s coo-key

    • @tonguepop9430
      @tonguepop9430 3 года назад +1

      @@petecowley3481 Nooo! You’re Yorkshire then? I’m Teesside, not far away but very different langauage 🤣 BUT NOT GEORDIE!

    • @petecowley3481
      @petecowley3481 3 года назад +1

      @@tonguepop9430 not Geordie? I don’t think that you’re gonna like me very much then.

  • @ItsMeSami
    @ItsMeSami 3 года назад +183

    I adore this bit. I think of it every time I go past one. And just hear, “What kind of cookie would YOU like?!?” when I see them there...haha

  • @heikedegoede7236
    @heikedegoede7236 3 года назад +196

    I'm so proud of Hugo Boss following his comedy career.

  • @strangeavocado9279
    @strangeavocado9279 3 года назад +78

    “‘Discrepancy.’ That’s a big word.”
    Just as big as ‘trajectory’ and ‘higher.’

  • @stephaniemol9720
    @stephaniemol9720 3 года назад +59

    Walrus strikes again😂

  • @amywilson2292
    @amywilson2292 3 года назад +86

    I've seen this so many times and still laugh 😂

    • @nohandel
      @nohandel 3 года назад

      Now I see why stale biscuits still have a market 😂 Supply and demand. Waiting for fresh baked goods is not necessary in the Bakery of cut, copy and re-branding of Stale biscuits 😝

  • @isaaiceblock
    @isaaiceblock 2 года назад +4

    Him saying the word Cookie is ASMR to me haha 😌

  • @cosmic-fortytwo
    @cosmic-fortytwo 3 года назад +53

    I hate that kind of retail f*ckery. They always have to make things complicated by being clever with their menu when they’re really just serving you the same sh*t.

    • @citrus_sarcasm4058
      @citrus_sarcasm4058 3 года назад

      Not sure by you’d bother swearing if you’re going to censor it and is there a reason you are so passionate about this?

  • @Skyhigh852
    @Skyhigh852 3 года назад +7

    Thanks for uploading this! This is my favorite skit by Hugo Boss.

  • @Makeybussines
    @Makeybussines 3 года назад +51

    HUGO BOSS is back!

    • @Makeybussines
      @Makeybussines 3 года назад +12

      @Unknown User I'm not done with it Mr. Negative.

    • @Makeybussines
      @Makeybussines 3 года назад +3

      @Unknown User Because the assumption has more often than not been correct. Do you expect special treatment now?

    • @martalis7452
      @martalis7452 3 года назад +2

      I always find that joke hilarious

    • @Makeybussines
      @Makeybussines 3 года назад +1

      @@martalis7452 Thank you

    • @alexlightbody7331
      @alexlightbody7331 3 года назад +1

      He changed his name back. Let it die in peace.

  • @FangToh
    @FangToh 9 месяцев назад

    Intentionally watching this while having a Subway hahahha

  • @micheleturley8758
    @micheleturley8758 3 года назад +5

    This is absolute quality 👍😘. Made me smile on a rainy day. Thank you for that.😊

  • @HarekaTysiri
    @HarekaTysiri 3 года назад +3

    Love you joe!

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 3 года назад +4

    Want to weird out the Subway employee be sure to order my usual. It's a meatball sub on flat bread, toasted, no cheese with extra siracha. Its delightful 😊

  • @Dogealy
    @Dogealy Год назад

    I got a subway ad before this video😅

  • @linusah
    @linusah 3 года назад +4

    I think she was trolling hugo boss at the end of it 😆

  • @Pixieblitzie
    @Pixieblitzie 3 года назад +3

    Chooookhhie the way he says it-

  • @markfox1545
    @markfox1545 3 года назад +1

    Take the fecking cookie. Bin it.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 3 года назад +1

    That genuinely is the law.

  • @Niteshift56411
    @Niteshift56411 3 года назад +5

    12 subway employees ain't happy

  • @kb9072
    @kb9072 3 года назад +7

    I had a similar thing happen in Bake n Take. I got myself a sandwich and a drink went to pay got charged £4.99. I was shocked as I thought it said £2.99. I said to the cashier I thought it was £2.99 and she said only if you get crisps aswell which makes it a meal deal. She then said do you want crisps. Like I was going to say no I'll pay £2 more and not have them.
    Stupid Bint !!

    • @deadinside8781
      @deadinside8781 3 года назад

      That's an insane deal though

    • @kb9072
      @kb9072 3 года назад +2

      @@deadinside8781
      It was inside the Lewisham ASDA. Gone now. I'm not supprised. New staff on a weekly basis. Never a good sign.

    • @PJRavestar
      @PJRavestar 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, she's so dumb for following Corporate's insane rules to not get fired.

  • @joejoe213
    @joejoe213 3 года назад +2

    it turned out i did want the subway cookie after all.

  • @sharonkenyon531
    @sharonkenyon531 3 года назад +1

    Hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 3 года назад +32

    You should have told her that your internet provider discourages the acceptance of cookies.

  • @reginerunge6379
    @reginerunge6379 3 года назад

    Hilarious plot

  • @TELEVISIBLE
    @TELEVISIBLE 3 года назад +1

    I wanna meet that subway girl 😅 she is so funny

  • @brainey001
    @brainey001 3 года назад +44

    You need to work in a food place to understand why it is how it is. A discrepancy can get her in trouble even if it's 1 cookie. She will be accused of ripping off customers which will lead to her being accused of theft. I do loss prevention for big corporations and everything is always blamed on the employees even if customers are caught stealing

    • @alanhillyard1639
      @alanhillyard1639 3 года назад +1

      Yes but.. the discrepancy is that there is more stock, not less.. guess how that can be fixed - there’s a bin right there

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 3 года назад +3

      @@alanhillyard1639 and probably a security camera filming her throw it away

    • @officialmkamzeemwatela
      @officialmkamzeemwatela 3 года назад +3

      Also she could have mentioned that particular flavour wasn’t part of the deal

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 3 года назад +4

    She got back at him for eating her cookie.

  • @nohandel
    @nohandel 3 года назад +3

    This biscuit is stale. I may return if you ever start baking again 😝

  • @novo611
    @novo611 3 года назад

    👍👍😂

  • @velcroman11
    @velcroman11 3 года назад +1

    Why didn’t you just leave it on the counter and walk out.

  • @lslice5283
    @lslice5283 3 года назад +5

    Is 50 p like 50 cents?

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 3 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @eggmayonnaise325
      @eggmayonnaise325 3 года назад

      Not quite. 50p is UK currency. It is the equivalent of 65 cents in the US.

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 3 года назад +4

      @@eggmayonnaise325 I'm sure the OP meant if the two coinage amounts were functionally alike. The values in different currencies literally change by the day (technically by the instant in electronic arbitrage) so any printed rate is always a rough snapshot.
      We pay 5 cents for a plastic grocery bag and they pay 5 pence for a plastic carrier bag. Yes, they're paying more if you need to be pedantic about it but, in everyday terms, it's functionally the same thing.
      Have a cookie - I mean a biscuit!

    • @lslice5283
      @lslice5283 3 года назад

      @@eggmayonnaise325 converting it from usd to cad it’s till like 50 cents

    • @Lee-bv7tj
      @Lee-bv7tj 3 года назад +2

      This has way more conversation them probably strictly necessary for the question. I guess it's the only form of chit chat anyone gets these days

  • @sukhqazmi5837
    @sukhqazmi5837 Год назад

    Well, then, she tried to trick him n got tricked back.. Good thing he ate it. Lol. But it is true that if she takes it as such, it will be taken as cheating the customer n she will get fired so it is true that omce she hands u over ur entire order n then u give it to her, then it isn't against job ethics n rules.

  • @pltopper771
    @pltopper771 3 года назад

    like

  • @Zett76
    @Zett76 3 года назад +1

    Cool. A story about a decision (that gets applause), where EVERYBODY loses... 🙄

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 3 года назад +2

    Found it hard to like this bit. Felt essentially like bullying an employee for the rules her company imposes upon her.

  • @tishaanants
    @tishaanants 3 года назад +5

    That just wasn't funny at all

  • @AZ-kh7np
    @AZ-kh7np 3 года назад

    I had a straight face on the whole time 😐... wasn’t funny

    • @delilah28100
      @delilah28100 2 года назад

      Are you a Subway fan?

    • @AZ-kh7np
      @AZ-kh7np 2 года назад

      @@delilah28100 yea I like subway but that’s got the nothing to do with it, be honest his act just wasn’t funny 😂 he’s not a good comedian but because he’s gay we’ve been told we have to like him 🙄